All language subtitles for Lucky Luke (1992) - 05 - Cafe Olé

Do do do do do do do

Where the four winds blow

And it's five miles wide

Where a six-gun rules
and a man can't hide

man can play and a man can win

Lucky Luke rides again

Lucky Luke, born to ride

With a six-gun by his side

Lucky Luke, here's to you

Do do do do do do do

There's a man who waits over yonder hill

And when he shoots, he shoots to kill

But he don't know that in the end

Lucky Luke will ride again

Lucky Luke, born to ride

With a six-gun by his side

Lucky Luke, here's to you

Do do do do do do do

On the dusty trail
'neath the western sky

Where the sun shines hard enough to fry

A cowboys dream must never end

Lucky Luke rides again

Lucky Luke, born to ride

With a six-gun by his side

Lucky Luke here's to you

Do do do do do do do do

Lucky Luke, born to ride

With a six-gun by his side

Lucky Luke, here's to you

Do do do do do do do

Lucky Luke, born to ride

With a six-gun by his side

Lucky Luke, here's to you

Do do do do do do do

Simple joys of a cowboys life.

Sleeping under an open sky.

Waking to the song of birds,

and looking forward to the
day's first hot cup of coffee.

Darn it.

Oh no you don't,
come on, get up Luke.

Don't go back to sleep on me.

I'm hungry, come on feed me.

I want my oats.

Some people say cattle are
the lifeblood of the West,

others say gold.

They're all wrong, it's coffee.

Pour me some of that would you Cal.

Ain't much left.

A.J. what're you doing?

Well I'm having a little coffee.

Come on, you just wait your turn.

Well I haven't had any yet.

[Cal] You all can work it out.

I'm having me a cup now.

Hey hey, there he goes.

Yeah, nothing
drives a cowboy crazier

than missing out on his
morning cup of coffee.

Which brings us the day the
pot ran dry in Daisy Town.

Stop that noise!

Keep that bell from ringing!

Stop from ringing that
dam bell in the morning now!

Morning Preacher.

Yeah Luke,

even Lotta's coffee will
taste good this morning.

Good morning Mrs. McCreary.

Oh no it ain't.

Virgil, Virgil?

Ah for crying out loud.

What's going on here?

Do think you could
possibly say hello Lotta,

or good to see you again Lotta,

or heaven forbid, I missed you Lotta?

Hello Lotta, I missed you Lotta.

Now what's going on here?

Oh it's the coffee.

The supply wagon's a week late
and the whole town's run out.

Lotta we need some coffee.

Two cups now.

Hey I'm all out too.

Unless you've got some.

Me, I was hoping to get some from you.

Whiskey Lotta.

Better go easy for awhile Otto.

Daggone it Lotta, if I can't
have coffee, I want whiskey.

Now start pouring.

One whiskey coming right up.

There you go.

That's (clears throat) that's good.

Oh Luke half these people
are in the worst mood ever,

and the other half can't
wake themselves up.

I got a headache you
don't wanna know about.

Doctor what do ya think it is?

My diagnosis is psychosis,

along with a lack of motivation

brought on by acute caffeine deprivation.

All that from going without coffee?

Oh there's no question,

but that caffeine
ingestion exacts vitality,

and can alter a personality.

What's your prescription
for this affliction?

I can say with clarity
that the only therapy

is that rarity (yawns)
a hot cup of coffee.

That said, I'm off to bed.

Come on Peaches, you
know you're sweet on me.

Zeb.

Yes Peaches.

Take your hands off me.

Zeb, your wife's looking for you.

She says if you're not home before noon

you can sleep in the chicken coop again.

Oh well I, I best go
check up on the little lady.

Luke a telegram for
you from the Governor.

Read it to me Panchito.

Meet passenger on noon stage, stop.

Edgar J. Rockbottom, stop.

Bought ranch near Daisy Town, stop.

Welcome him to territory, stop.

Signed Governor Busby.

Well isn't that just like a politician?

Always cozying up to somebody.

Try our tea, good for nerves.

Oh you're just a teetotaler.

Try our tea, keeps you
young, keeps you hopping.

Try our tea, ancient potion
from East like coffee.

Coffee?

Good.

The wagon's coming.

It's the coffee, the coffee's here!

You hauling coffee?

No, just a couple strappers,

been gone at it since Gopher Gulch.

Shoot, now when are we gonna get coffee?

I bet that's Edgar.

Allow me Miss Anthony.

Don't strain yourself Mr. Rockbottom.

- That is Susan B.
- Anthony, the suffragette.

How about that?

A famous person right here in Daisy Town.

Oh, what a dreary
little hole in the wall.

Mr. Rockbottom, I'm Lucky Luke.

The Governor says howdy and
hopes you'll be as happy here

as a horsefly on a cow pie.

Well it'll have to do.

I've searched the territory for months,

and Dusty Town is the best
place for our factory.

It's Daisy Town.

Indeed.

Ain't you the one
fixin' to put up a factory

in the old Ramirez Ranch?

Quite so, we'll raze the place,

and build a modern Rockbottom
Buggy Whip facility.

Well as soon as I've
accounted for my luggage,

perhaps you could tell me

where I might find a bit of libation.

Uh Miss Anthony, uh I'm Miss Lotta Legs,

proprietress of the local saloon.

On behalf of Daisy Town, welcome.

Why thank you Lotta,

but I doubt this town will
welcome a suffragette.

What's a suffragette?

A woman who's fighting to get the vote.

Hells bells, ain't we
got enough to worry about

with the coffee gone?

The last thing we need
is some hysterical lady

squawking about women voting.

What's this country coming to.

I mean the next thing you know,

they're gonna wanna give monkeys the vote.

Judging by present company
I'd say they already have.

After you.

Thank you ma'am.

Gentlemen.

Well compliments of the
Rockbottom Buggy Whip Company.

Thanks.

I'm encouraging woman
to run for public office.

We may not have the vote yet,

but who's to say we can't be Governor.

You are very different
from what I pictured.

Oh?

Well what I mean is that

the newspapers made you
out to be a crazy woman.

(chuckles) Oh well I can
breath fire if I have to.

Miss Anthony.

Susan.

Susan, I'd like to
invite to stay with me

while you're in town.

I have a room above the saloon.

It's a little noisy but.

Well thanks Lotta, I'd like that.

Follow me.

Oh.

(whimsical guitar music)

Let's just see now, no no.

Hey coffee.

I saw that first.

It's mine.

Can't you control
these ruffians Sheriff?

Yep.

Hold it you ruffians.

Goodness gracious men.

Ah yes.

Hey hold it.

Sorry.

Luke you're suppose
to set a good example.

I stopped it didn't I?

Ahem, Cal what happened?

Uh Zeb and Titus were
digging through the garbage

looking for coffee grounds.

Titus found some but,
but I saw 'em first.

And Zeb slugged me and I hit 'em back,

and then Cal slugged Titus.

All this over coffee?

Why didn't you ration it when
you saw you were running out?

Instead of telling
me how to run my saloon

maybe you should be out

looking for the supply wagon Sheriff.

Are you telling me how to do my job?

From what I've just seen,
she knows it better than you.

You're not going to brook this insolence

from a woman are you Sheriff?

Butt out pantywaist.

Oh the effrontery of these women

claiming they could do a man's job.

Maybe I could.

Of course you could.

The first hint of trouble

they'd coming whining to a man
to save their skin .

Why don't you give her a chance?

To prove the point.

You want my job?

You've got it.

(mellow guitar music)

Congratulations Sheriff Legs.

Well now we'll get this
coffee mess straightened out.

Good strategy old man.

Teaching her a lesson by
letting her fall on her face.

That should be amusing (chuckles).

Well I have business to attend to.

Ladies, compliments of the
Rockbottom Buggy Whip facility.

You're just joshin' ain't ya Luke?

She's the new Sheriff?

Yep.

Well Sheriff, what're you gonna do

when you arrest somebody

slap their wrist (laughing)?

The Sheriff doesn't have
time to stand around and josh.

She has work to do.

Right.

Hey come on Luke, Luke come on.

I wouldn't miss this for
the world

What's Luke tryin' to prove?

I don't know but that darn Susan B.

Is more irritating than
a rock in your boot.

That's for dang sure.

We'll start by cleaning up his office,

it'll probably need it.

Well obviously we're gonna

have to rearrange the entire place.

Obviously.

Oh and look at this,

guns left hanging here where anybody

could just reach in and take them.

No steel support,

and these posters,

the Dalton's hanging in
with the James brothers,

and didn't anyone ever tell you

pictures should be hung at eye level?

Move along gentlemen,
we have work to do.

Well Luke, now that Lotta's
takin' over the sheriffin'

looks like you're out of a job.

What're you gonna do?

Well ah, there's an
opening in the saloon.

You, a saloon keeper?

That's a laugh.

Why not?

Can't be that hard.

That place is always such a mess.

Really?

Well then go ahead, run the saloon.

What's Luke up to now?

He's got a lot of nerve.

Ignore him Lotta.

Look at it, it's a pigpen.

Well you guys just had a fight here.

How can you tell, it's always like this.

All right, let's get to work.

Careful, I just cleaned it.

Well what do ya think?

It's all right if you like museums.

I liked it better as a pigpen.

Luke, Luke!

Come on boys, come on, come on.

Luke, Luke!

That has to be the coffee.

I've been robbed, I've been robbed.

Luke, Luke, I've been robbed!

What're you talking about Bowler?

It's full up back there.

No the coffee, he took every last bit.

Who?

Mendez.

Just who exactly is this Mendez Sheriff?

Only the wildest
outlaw west of the Pecos.

I heard he once shot a man
just for slurpin' his soup.

I heard he steals woman folk.

Takes them off to be his love slaves.

You mean Mendez has all the coffee,

and we won't get any
for dang knows how long?

Looks that way.

Well what're gonna do?

This is horrible.

I want coffee now!

You're the Sheriff.

This place ain't no fun no more.

Sure ain't.

Peaches, empty the ashtray
on table number seven,

it's got two butts in it.

Yes boss.

Look at him,
he's a cowboy not a barmaid.

Next time he's walkin', I
got an image to protect.

Ladies, I mean Sheriff.

How's it going?

Customers ever get rowdy on ya?

No, since I've cleaned up
the place, they've changed.

Ah how about you, how's the sheriffing?

Just dandy.

As a matter of fact, we're
here on official business.

Listen men, I'm raisin' a posse

to go after the coffee thieves.

What is it?

That ain't right.

Luke's been our sheriff for years.

We ain't joining no posse
but one he's leadin'.

And I ain't huntin'
Mendez with no darn woman.

Well Lotta's the Sheriff now,

you can go with her if you want.

Well if, if you say so Luke.

I'll go.

Count me in.

Meet me at the Sheriff's
Office in 10 minutes.

I get to do some real sheriffin' now.

Lotta, you should handle
this one on your own.

You're not going?

Actually I never
learned to ride a horse.

Ho!

Well, now lookie here.

These tracks look mighty suspicious.

Well what do ya think Zeb?

Yep, that's where
they ambushed the wagon.

I believe you're right.

Good work men.

Now if we just follow this trail,

this will lead us right to Mendez.

Come on men, we got a bandit to catch.

Lotta, thems our own tracks.

The bandits go this way.

I knew that, just makin'
sure you're on your toes.

All right, follow me.

This way men.

Oh, Lotta are you sure
you wanna go that way?

Yes, now get a move on.

All right, we'll go that way.

Never should've gone
chasing around the dessert

with some dang female in charge.

Lotta don't know beans about trackin'.

Just wait til Luke hears
about this

Just shut up, all of ya!

I'm Sheriff Legs from Daisy Town.

Drop your weapons!

And I am Mendez, wildest
outlaw north of the Pecos!

Come Lotta, let's get
while the gettin's good.

Come on, let's go.

Drop those guns and come
down in the name of the law!

You heard the lady
amigos (laughs loudly).

I'm coming, here I come.

I am lookin' for the varmint

who stole Daisy Town's coffee.

You found him

my luscious little enchilada.

Oh well, then you're
under arrest Mister.

Not so fast, don't you even
want to know why I did it?

Yeah, why'd you do it?

Can't you see, it's ingenious,

I control the town's
coffee, I control the town.

People will pay anything

to get their coffee back (chuckles).

Town by town I choke off the coffee supply

until I control the entire West

until the whole country

will come crawling to Mendez (chuckles).

And now that Lucky Luke has
been replaced by a women,

my task is even easier.

That does it, you're under arrest.

You can't arrest me.

You got no evidence.

You just confessed.

I lied and now we must
part my little Chihuahua.

I leave you with a kiss.

Mm mm mm, ha ha ha!

You're resisting arrest!

Get back here you mangy,
marpy, dog flea ridden.

Til we meet again, ha ha ha ha, ya!

I'm going nowhere ha.

Ah shoot!

Ha, ya!

Edgar's place Jumper.

Not a bad spread.

Anything looks good

after being cooped up
in that saloon all day.

Luke, Lucky Luke
to see Mr. Edgar Rockbottom.

Greetings Sheriff.

Your message said
something about coffee.

Yes indeed, after I heard
of the unfortunate shortage

in our quaint little berg,

I managed to locate a shipment
at Stinkweed Junction.

That's only a days ride.

Mm, however there is one stipulation.

It must be claimed by Friday

lest we lose it to a higher bidder.

All right, I'll ride out
first thing tomorrow morning.

Excellent.

There is one other matter Sheriff.

I'd like you to have all our
coffee here at the hacienda.

Perhaps it will alleviate

the unpleasant situation at Dozy Town.

It's Daisy Town.

Yes, ah here we are.

Five pounds of the finest Columbian.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, I only wish I could do
more for my adopted abode.

I'll be back in two days.

Bon voyage Sheriff.

Nice boots.

Oh please come, you'll have a good time.

Here you go ladies.

Come to the meeting
tomorrow, see you there.

Thank you, I know you'll
enjoy it, lots of good.

Ooh could you hand these
out for me, thank you.

Lotta what happened?

Oh I'll tell ya later.

Right now all I need is a
nice hot cup of coff, tea.

Oh Sheriff, Miss Anthony.

Did you get Mendez?

You can't going around
arresting people without evidence.

You had a hard day huh?

I've got just what you need.

A nice hot cup of coffee.

Where did you get that?

A good saloon keeper
looks after his customers.

You like extra milk right?

Luke where did this coffee come from?

I've got my sources.

Very well, if you won't
tell us, we don't want any.

Do we?

Well uh.

Come on Lotta, let's take
our business elsewhere.

Can't let it go to waste, mm.

[Jumper] Guess he didn't
read the fine print.

I don't do wagons.

Watch that.

Good morning.

Going somewhere?

I'll be back soon.

Gotta do something for Edgar.

Corinne is gonna run the saloon.

You're just gonna run off
in the middle of a crisis?

Be back soon.

You're being pretty irresponsible Luke!

Let him go.

You don't need him around
second guessing us.

Right.

Hey, we there yet?

Could've at least said whoa.

Hey Luke, get me outta this
rig, get me out of it huh?

I think we've gone far enough Jumper.

So do I.

The coffee is back.

It's Mendez.

Do not be afraid Daisy Town people.

I won't hurt you.

I have coffee.

You want coffee no?

Yeah!

Bueno, now get your money out.

Five pounds for $100.00.

But that's 20 times as
much as what we paid before.

Oh if it's too expensive.

No no no, we'll buy it.

We got it right it.

That's what I thought.

Now who is going to be the first?

We were.

Over here.

No we were.

We were here first.

Those beans are stolen.

Lucky Luke.

You're under arrest Mendez.

Luke.

Excuse me but technically Luke,

you don't have the power to arrest anyone.

You're not the Sheriff anymore.

It's a citizens arrest.

Ha ha ha, but the citizens
don't want me to be arrested.

Do you?

No!

What's going on here?

Mendez is trying to sell
stolen coffee for $20.00 a pound.

You can't do that Mendez.

How do you know it's stolen?

How do you know it's stolen?

It's stolen.

If you sell coffee at those prices,

I'll arrest you for gauging.

All right Senorita Legs,

you don't want me to sell coffee, fine.

But out of this Lotta,
we're sick of waitin' on you.

You ain't done diddly squat.

I won't sell it, I give it
away to you lady sheriff, aha.

Ya ya!

No wait, wait.

I intend to see that each of you

get an equal share of the beans.

What should we do?

You're the Sheriff.

Ahhh.

I hate rings.

Set 'em up barkeep,

this is payday and we mean to celebrate.

Not until you take off those boots.

Four more beers Luke.

Coming up.

How about my two Sarsaparillas?

Here.

[Titus] Need a refill Luke.

Hold your horses.

Watch your language.

Ooh, Turbinado sugar.

Let the whiskey pour Luke.

Forget it Otto, you've had enough.

I said let it pour and I meant it!

Why didn't you do like
Lotta and give him water?

He never knows the difference.

Hey Luke, ain't you got no
entertainment in this saloon?

Nope.

Lotta always sings for us.

Can't you sing or nothing?

She says it calms them down.

Well sometimes when
I'm out on a trail alone

I sing a bit and I'm not half bad.

Oh and you're
more than half bad.

Oh give me a home

Where the buffalo roam

And the deer and the antelope play

Where seldom is heard

discouraging word

Sounds like a wounded cow.

He couldn't carry a
tune in a bushel basket.

Get off the stage.

Boo!

Get off the stage!

Boo!

Where seldom is heard

A discouraging word

I'm not embarrassed.

And the skies are not cloudy all day

Home, home on the range

Where the deer and the buffalo play

It's antelope.

Where the deer and the antelope play

Now you know

what I've had to put up
with for years

Lotta come quick, two guys
are shooting up the town.

Thanks Panchito.

You there, drop your guns!

Look Buck, it's the law (laughing).

Evening Sheriff.

Now cut that out or you'll
spend the night in jail.

Why Sheriff that sounds

like an invitation to me (laughing).

Just drop the guns dogface.

Nobody calls me dogface.

Think we oughta settle this like men.

Step aside Buck.

I'm not gonna fight you cowboy.

You insulted me Sheriff, now draw.

What're you waitin' for?

Don't make me do this.

Go ahead, I deserve it.

Let me show
you how it's done Sheriff.

Come on Buck, let's get a drink.

Some Sheriff.

You really showed him Lotta (laughing).

Come get it, come get
it, tea tea tea, tea tea.

Last call.

Peaches your eyes are as blue

as the skies over Daisy Town.

Luke.

Ah come on Luke.

I gotta be home by five.

Hey how's it going?

Oh fine, how's things at the saloon?

Oh fine as long as you
keep the glasses washed,

the drunks under control,

and the saloon girls from goofing off.

At least when the
saloon closes you're off.

I am never off.

Either somebody's shootin' up the town,

or there's a wagon accident
or a cat's stuck up in a tree.

On top of all that
there's this coffee mess.

Wish you were back in the saloon?

I wouldn't think of
turning my back on this job.

Not while that snake
Mendez is on the loose.

I could help with that.

No, I don't want you to help me.

Everything is under control.

I just need to find Mendez's
hideout and then I'll nail him.

Why do you suppose Edgar
wanted me out of town

the same day Mendez showed up?

You don't think Edgar's
in cahoots with Mendez?

We will not be treated
like second class citizens.

We are just as worthy as men.

Just as competent, just as smart,

and maybe a whole lot more courageous.

For example, the other day.

Lotta and the men folk
went out on a posse,

when the going got rough the men panicked,

but this woman, this
member of the weaker sex,

she stood her ground, and
she faced up to that outlaw.

We can't count on the men anymore,

so I say we organize an all women posse,

and help Lotta bring Mendez to justice.

But we don't know a thing about posses.

I've never even used a shootin' iron.

And I don't know how to ride a horse,

but this time that's not stopping me.

I'll ride with you Martha.

You handle the horse, I'll handle the gun.

Fair enough.

Count me in.

We're with you Susan B.

That's the spirit!

Together we will bring Mendez to justice.

Lotta, Lotta!

She's been kidnapped!

Calm down Martha.

Who's been kidnapped?

Susa B., I went by
your place to fetch her,

and I found this.

Lady Sheriff, leave me alone,

or your friend gets it, Mendez.

All right ladies, let's
go rescue Susan B.,

I know just where he's taken her.

What're you all waitin' for?

Well maybe we oughta think this over.

I mean if Mendez would
attack a defenseless woman.

Oh for heaven sakes I'll do it myself.

Wait a minute Lotta.

Luke I know what I'm doing.

You don't stand a chance
against Mendez by yourself.

I am going to Edgar's ranch alone.

By now he knows we're on to him.

If he's smart he won't go back there.

Let's have a look at those tracks.

That is a complete waste of time.

He put her on his
horse and rode that way.

The opposite direction from the ranch.

Kidnapping me won't scare Lotta.

She'll hunt you down like a dog Mendez.

Ha, don't be ridiculous.

All you women are cowards.

Untie me and
we'll see who's the coward.

We will make
a loop and backtrack.

Then if Lucky Luke or
that loco lady Sheriff

try to follow us they
will chase the wild goose.

Lotta will never fall
for that cheap trick.

Well that's funny,

the tracks are headed
out toward the dessert.

I think you were right after all,

he's trying to outsmart us.

He's heading for the ranch.

Oh I don't think he's that smart.

Let's follow the trail, come on.

Daisy Town is just the beginning.

Soon I will bring the whole country

to it's knees (chuckles),

and then the name Mendez

will mean coffee throughout the world.

[Susan] You really are disgusting.

Mercifully you are tongue tied.

Women equal to men (chuckles).

If you promise not to talk

you may have a cup of my finest blend huh.

You promise?

All right.

Well

Untie me you disgusting.

Mm mm.

Edgar.

Oh.

Who are you?

A pompous pantywaist or some
South of the Border blowhard?

Well I was born that pompous
pantywaist Edgar Rockbottom,

but inside I've always been

one Carlos Francisco Battista Mendez!

The dashing rogue who men fear
and women find irresistible.

You're about as irresistible
as a case of prickly heat.

What, am I not a romantic
outlaw who roams the West

seeking adventure and laughing
in the face of danger?

No, you're just as big a fool now

as you were as Edgar Rockbottom.

Oh, oh this is most disconcerting.

I have the mustache, the
mask, the hat, the cape,

I've tried everything.

Well you do look a little rakish.

You really think so?

Well yeah, you're a
regular swashbuckler Mendez.

Oh ho ho, gracias
Susan B. For saying so,

and you may call me one
Carlos Francisco Battista.

One Carlos Francisco Battista.

You see my darling little tostada.

Cute shoes.

Oh fiddlesticks, not again.

Luke I gotta have some water.

I wouldn't trust those wells.

Well I'm just so thirsty.

Eh, want a drink Black Beauty?

Oh, are you sure you
don't want some nice cool.

Rattlesnakes?

No, no, I'm just not thirsty anymore.

Eh some other time sugar cube.

Let's go.

Well this is just great.

You trail us all over creation,

when if we'd just done it my way...

You'd be dying of snake bite right.

I'd have Susan rescued
and Mendez behind bars.

You wish Sheriff.

You have a pretty high
and mighty attitude...

Shh!

You're the Sheriff.

She could be anywhere.

Maybe the closet.

Good idea Sheriff.

Luke!

Shh!

Don't shoot.

They must be upstairs.

Aha ha, right you are my
tantalizing little tamale.

Drop your weapons amigos.

Merci, gracias eh.

Ha ha, en garde, ha ha!

I'm en garde.

My Papa!

Ya!

Ya ha!

Thanks Lotta.

Do not be frightened my little fajita.

One Carlos Mendez will yet be triumphant.

Wake up and smell the
coffee Mendez, you're history.

Well now that the coffee's back,

being Sheriff oughta be a cinch.

Huh she like it.

You're gonna spend the rest
of your life behind a counter.

Tea tea tea tea, oh yeah
oh tea tea, oh you see.

If I wasn't booked on a
speaking tour down South

I'd stay awhile,

but I'll never forget Daisy
Town or either of you.

Thanks a lot Miss Anthony.

Oh Lotta, you are a fine example

of what a woman can do
when she gets a chance.

I'll miss you Susan.

Oh.

Well I, I better get back
to that mob in the saloon.

Maybe you should take it easy

on the spit and polish for awhile.

People say the place isn't fun anymore.

Who said that, it was
Zeb wasn't it, or Jake?

And he's the worst tipper in town.

Luke you are a good sheriff,

that's what counts.

The best we ever had.

We are just as worthy
as men, just as competent,

just as smart, and maybe a
whole lot more courageous.

As for Susan
B. She continued her fight

to win the vote for women.

Almost a hundred years later

she'd be honored with a silver dollar

with her picture on it.

Unfortunately the dollar turned out to be

one of the most unpopular coins ever,

but knowing Susan B. That
wouldn't bother her a bit,

and Mendez he ended up in South America,

started a coffee plantation.

Perfectionist that he was he insisted

on picking every bean himself.

Years later Mendez's
dream would come true.

His face would adorn
coffee cans the world over.

Of all the lonesome cowboys in the West

I figure I've gotta be the lonesomest

I wanna ride the range where
there's lots of elbow room

Feel the wind blow free
and smell the sagebrush bloom

Gotta be on my ownsome
singing my lonesome cowboy blues

Yes I'm the lonesomest
cowboy that I know

But when it comes to courtin'
and such I move real slow

Met a purdy gal itchin'
to get hitched the other day

My horse got so upset
we rode the other way

I've gotta be on my ownsome

Singing my lonesome cowboy blues

Some folks think it's Heaven in a hotel

With their puffed up pillows
and their quilts piled high

Well I don't hanker for no hotel

Just wanna kick my boots
off by the campfire's glow

While the lonely coyotes cry