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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,482 --> 00:00:05,482 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:01:33,735 --> 00:01:36,470 Well now that makes even less sense. 4 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,241 I'm not stupid. You're stupid. 5 00:01:53,355 --> 00:01:54,688 Doctor? 6 00:01:55,757 --> 00:01:57,424 Doctor. 7 00:01:57,426 --> 00:01:59,292 Movie night's officially underway. 8 00:01:59,294 --> 00:02:00,660 Come on, let's go. 9 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,195 Your Cantonese chow mein's getting cold. 10 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:06,032 Come on! 11 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,438 Okay. 12 00:02:13,609 --> 00:02:16,510 So, what movie are we watching? 13 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,380 Oh, come on. You had one job... 14 00:02:20,382 --> 00:02:21,781 pick the movie! 15 00:02:21,783 --> 00:02:23,683 I know but I'm closer than I thought. 16 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,051 The Higgs Boson 17 00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:26,319 perpetuating the Higgs Singlet... 18 00:02:26,321 --> 00:02:27,621 No, no, no. No, remember, 19 00:02:27,623 --> 00:02:29,723 we said no dirty talk on movie night. 20 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:31,057 No. 21 00:02:31,994 --> 00:02:33,360 Okay, okay, fine. 22 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:34,861 A little bit of time travel theory dirty talk, 23 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,162 but no equations. 24 00:02:36,164 --> 00:02:37,864 Okay, so you know how I originally thought 25 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,499 I needed a particle accelerator 26 00:02:39,501 --> 00:02:41,401 operating at 40 TeV to test my theories. 27 00:02:41,403 --> 00:02:42,903 Oh, boy. Do I ever. 28 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:44,404 'Kay but I think with a few more adjustments 29 00:02:44,406 --> 00:02:46,172 I could get it to work at 20. 30 00:02:46,174 --> 00:02:49,009 Yeah but see, the Large Hadron Collider only goes to 13. 31 00:02:49,011 --> 00:02:50,310 Get it down to that and I'll hook you up 32 00:02:50,312 --> 00:02:51,678 once I get that job at CERN. 33 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,179 I... I just don't understand 34 00:02:53,181 --> 00:02:54,981 why you wanna go all the way to Switzerland. 35 00:02:54,983 --> 00:02:57,384 I don't know why you won't apply for a job there. 36 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,519 No one has a bigger hard-on for the LHC than you do. 37 00:02:59,521 --> 00:03:01,388 'Cause Dr. Rowley's here. 38 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,490 But she doesn't even have a particle accelerator! 39 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:06,026 Why do you care so much if I move to Switzerland anyway? 40 00:03:06,028 --> 00:03:07,260 Hmm? 41 00:03:08,997 --> 00:03:10,430 I don't. I don't care. 42 00:03:10,432 --> 00:03:11,498 Great. 43 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,732 Yeah. Go. Enjoy. 44 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,034 - I will go. - Go to Switzerland... 45 00:03:14,036 --> 00:03:15,402 - I am going. - Enjoy the mountains... 46 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,170 - That's what I'm gonna do. - ...and the chocolates 47 00:03:17,172 --> 00:03:20,440 and the little army knives and mysterious bank accounts. 48 00:03:20,442 --> 00:03:22,576 Enjoy. 49 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,778 Oh my god. 50 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:25,845 What are you doing? 51 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:28,615 Oh, I am taking mine to go. 52 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:30,517 But what about... what about movie night? 53 00:03:31,954 --> 00:03:33,620 The only reason why you came out of the garage 54 00:03:33,622 --> 00:03:36,089 is because you're literally starving and I had food. 55 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,024 I'm not literally starving. Meredith made me pancakes. 56 00:03:38,026 --> 00:03:39,059 You know what? 57 00:03:39,061 --> 00:03:40,393 Don't worry about it. 58 00:03:40,395 --> 00:03:41,795 - We'll just do it tomorrow night. - Ah... 59 00:03:41,797 --> 00:03:43,597 And don't try to tell me that you have plans, 60 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,099 because the only person that you could possibly have plans with 61 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,867 is currently standing in front of you 62 00:03:47,869 --> 00:03:50,270 giving you a lecture about how you don't have any plans. 63 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,606 Don't stay up late. 64 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,341 I'll pick you up for work at 8:00. 65 00:04:03,652 --> 00:04:06,052 Honest to God, bro. 66 00:04:06,054 --> 00:04:07,621 Hey, if you're not gonna date Courtney, can I? 67 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:09,489 I'm right in the middle of something here, okay? 68 00:04:09,491 --> 00:04:12,659 Absolutely. Super, super-duper important science stuff, right? 69 00:04:12,661 --> 00:04:13,994 Mm-hm. 70 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,131 Gotcha. 71 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,107 Hey, so, I thought that you'd like to know 72 00:04:27,109 --> 00:04:29,576 that tomorrow is the 15th anniversary. 73 00:04:29,578 --> 00:04:31,778 I know what day it is. 74 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:35,248 Right, so, I thought that we should... 75 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,816 spread the ashes. 76 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,319 I really don't think this is the right year for that. 77 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,854 Mm-hm, but you've been saying that every year 78 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:42,622 - since the tenth anniversary. - I feel like it's more of 79 00:04:42,624 --> 00:04:43,857 a 20th anniversary sort of thing, 80 00:04:43,859 --> 00:04:45,425 you know, a nice round number. 81 00:04:45,427 --> 00:04:47,794 Yeah but it's gonna suck whenever we do it, James, 82 00:04:47,796 --> 00:04:48,862 whether it's... 83 00:04:51,266 --> 00:04:54,668 ...then or now, so we... 84 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:57,671 James. 85 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,539 Another time. 86 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:03,877 James. 87 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:06,112 Fine. 88 00:05:06,114 --> 00:05:07,681 Fine. I'll... 89 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:10,450 I'll meet you there tomorrow after work, okay? 90 00:05:13,488 --> 00:05:14,921 Okay. 91 00:05:16,725 --> 00:05:19,392 Hey. 92 00:05:19,394 --> 00:05:21,127 I think I'm gonna be up for a while. 93 00:05:21,129 --> 00:05:23,697 Can you please make me a cup of coffee, please? 94 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,332 Dude, you have a PhD in experimental particle things. 95 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:27,867 Physics. 96 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,470 It's hot water filtered through coffee grinds, 97 00:05:30,472 --> 00:05:33,106 that's it. Jesus fuck, man. 98 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,069 Hey. 99 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,404 Check out that sky tonight? 100 00:06:06,441 --> 00:06:08,708 You can see the constellation Equuleus. 101 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:10,110 It's a small horse. 102 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:12,912 No, thank you. 103 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:13,947 All right. 104 00:06:13,949 --> 00:06:18,351 Hey, you like Delta blues? 105 00:06:18,353 --> 00:06:21,955 Oh, nothing gets me through the night like a little Delta blues. 106 00:06:21,957 --> 00:06:23,223 Oh-ho! 107 00:06:23,225 --> 00:06:24,457 Bom-bom, bow. 108 00:06:26,128 --> 00:06:27,460 I'm so sorry. 109 00:06:27,462 --> 00:06:28,862 I'm gonna have to exercise my right 110 00:06:28,864 --> 00:06:30,930 to a conversation-free ride. 111 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,767 All right. 112 00:06:35,137 --> 00:06:38,238 Hey, you never know when you might meet someone... 113 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:42,375 have a conversation that could change your life. 114 00:06:56,758 --> 00:06:58,725 Um, excuse me, why are we stopped? 115 00:07:02,764 --> 00:07:04,230 I just wanna talk to you, James. 116 00:07:04,232 --> 00:07:05,965 Wha... 117 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:17,243 You don't wanna do that. 118 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:28,755 James. 119 00:07:28,757 --> 00:07:30,356 Come on! 120 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:47,140 Help! 121 00:07:47,142 --> 00:07:48,875 Somebody help me! 122 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:58,251 Who the hell runs into an alley when they're being chased? 123 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:03,156 Really? 124 00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:05,892 What's your plan, bud? 125 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,929 Oh, I don't think you've run the numbers on that jump. 126 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:13,199 Please don't kill me! 127 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,168 I have a wife and two small children. 128 00:08:15,170 --> 00:08:16,402 You do not. 129 00:08:16,404 --> 00:08:18,538 No, uh... 130 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,840 You leave now and I won't hurt you, okay? 131 00:08:20,842 --> 00:08:22,075 I know parkour. 132 00:08:22,077 --> 00:08:24,544 That's not how parkour works. 133 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,912 Uh... 134 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:28,848 No, no. 135 00:08:30,085 --> 00:08:32,151 Oh. 136 00:08:32,153 --> 00:08:33,219 Oh! 137 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,388 Ah... ah... Agh. 138 00:08:36,925 --> 00:08:39,158 Ahh! 139 00:08:42,697 --> 00:08:44,330 Ah, shoulda seen that comin'. 140 00:08:49,871 --> 00:08:51,571 Ah. 141 00:08:52,507 --> 00:08:54,073 Ow. 142 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:03,449 Well hello, Sunshine. 143 00:09:05,053 --> 00:09:06,352 Welcome back. 144 00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:10,256 What's happening? 145 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,925 What... 146 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,127 Why did you take my pants? 147 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:16,429 Oh, yeah. You peed yourself. 148 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,498 From the taser, presumably. 149 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,401 No. No, no, no. Stay there. 150 00:09:21,403 --> 00:09:23,403 I know what this looks like. I know. 151 00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:25,071 I know your instinct is to run, 152 00:09:25,073 --> 00:09:26,372 but please, just... 153 00:09:26,374 --> 00:09:27,607 you just gotta listen, all right? 154 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,309 Let's do this the easy way. 155 00:09:30,412 --> 00:09:32,078 All right. 156 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,413 Ah, fuck it. 157 00:09:33,415 --> 00:09:34,480 Oh. 158 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,950 Ah! Agh! 159 00:09:40,088 --> 00:09:42,055 What the... 160 00:09:42,057 --> 00:09:44,390 Wha... wha... what did you MacGyver a solenoid?! 161 00:09:46,895 --> 00:09:48,995 Ah! Ah! No! No-no-no... 162 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:51,264 Tomorrow, Dr. Rowley is gonna announce 163 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:54,334 that she is offering a permanent position for a new project 164 00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:56,135 and she will be seeking submissions. 165 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,837 How do you know this? 166 00:09:57,839 --> 00:09:59,939 You will be tempted to submit your time travel theory 167 00:09:59,941 --> 00:10:02,775 which is fuckin' genius but you will not! 168 00:10:02,777 --> 00:10:05,011 You cannot. If you do, 169 00:10:05,013 --> 00:10:07,747 you will end up desperately alone, 170 00:10:07,749 --> 00:10:09,615 driven insane! 171 00:10:09,617 --> 00:10:13,152 You will end up losing everyone that you care about! 172 00:10:15,256 --> 00:10:16,622 That's too big. 173 00:10:16,624 --> 00:10:18,358 That's... that's too much. Yeah, sorry. 174 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,293 That... no. Start off slower. 175 00:10:20,295 --> 00:10:21,828 Yes, simple. Simple. 176 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,596 I'm gonna keep it simple. 177 00:10:23,598 --> 00:10:26,366 I'm going to simply introduce myself to you, that's all. 178 00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:28,167 No, no, no. I don't wanna hear your name. 179 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,435 No, no, seriously. 180 00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:30,670 You leave right now, 181 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,138 it's like this never happened, okay? 182 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,639 I... I barely even remember what you look like. 183 00:10:33,641 --> 00:10:35,008 It's like super cloudy. 184 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,643 James Dolinsky. 185 00:10:37,645 --> 00:10:39,545 Why... why are you saying my name like that? 186 00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:40,813 It's terrifying. 187 00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:42,982 That's my name too. 188 00:10:42,984 --> 00:10:46,619 I am also James Dolinsky, 189 00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:49,889 because I am you. 190 00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:53,626 From the future. 191 00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:02,502 I'm from the future! 192 00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:04,504 You... you're from the fu... We... 193 00:11:04,506 --> 00:11:06,005 not you-you, me-you... 194 00:11:06,007 --> 00:11:08,574 We are from the future! 195 00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:16,582 Okay, that's good! 196 00:11:16,584 --> 00:11:18,251 Very, very funny. 197 00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:21,087 Well done. You got me. 198 00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:23,589 Meredith, you can come out now, okay? 199 00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:24,924 And by the way, 200 00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:26,526 in the history of shitty sisterly things 201 00:11:26,528 --> 00:11:28,494 that you have done to me, this one takes the prize! 202 00:11:28,496 --> 00:11:31,030 Look, I know it's a lot to take in. All right? 203 00:11:31,032 --> 00:11:34,400 It's a lot to digest, absorb. 204 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:37,670 Oh my God. 205 00:11:37,672 --> 00:11:39,572 Okay, all right. 206 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,108 Okay. Sure, I'll play. 207 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:45,278 So you're me, from the future. 208 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,613 So tell me, Me, 209 00:11:47,615 --> 00:11:50,016 how do we execute my brilliant time travel theories, huh? 210 00:11:50,018 --> 00:11:52,218 You already know. You're working on it. 211 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,353 Harnessing the power of the particle collider. 212 00:11:54,355 --> 00:11:57,023 Okay. Very, very impressive research. 213 00:11:57,025 --> 00:11:58,624 You've been briefed, I see. 214 00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:00,726 Now, has my idiot sister also told you 215 00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:02,628 that the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland 216 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:05,298 operates at a TeV of 13... 217 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,899 Yeah, and you need 40. I know. 218 00:12:06,901 --> 00:12:08,568 But what you don't know 219 00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:10,636 is that Rowley already has one. 220 00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:13,439 She does? Wow, okay. 221 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,942 So tell me, where does she, uh, where does she keep 222 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,278 this multi-billion dollar enormous secret machine? 223 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,713 That's the crazy part. It's tiny! 224 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:22,782 It's like... it's like this big. 225 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,584 She keeps it in her office behind a table! 226 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:26,252 Oh, behind the table. 227 00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:28,621 All right. 228 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,623 Why would he believe that? 229 00:12:32,093 --> 00:12:35,595 That necklace that you're hiding inside your shirt, 230 00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:40,299 with the ashes of Mom and Dad in it... 231 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,735 Meredith has one of those too. 232 00:12:42,737 --> 00:12:44,904 And in fact, tomorrow is the 15th anniversary 233 00:12:44,906 --> 00:12:47,140 of the day that their plane went... 234 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,575 Okay, you listen to me, buster. 235 00:12:49,577 --> 00:12:52,145 I don't know who you are, 236 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,847 but you have... you have precisely 30 seconds 237 00:12:54,849 --> 00:12:56,149 to get your butt out of my garage... 238 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,050 God fucking damn it! 239 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,354 That's it. 240 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:02,688 Ah! 241 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:06,826 What are you doing? 242 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,927 We have the same dick. 243 00:13:07,929 --> 00:13:09,462 Hooks to the left, 244 00:13:09,464 --> 00:13:11,097 three freckles on the tip, like the Big Dipper. 245 00:13:11,099 --> 00:13:12,431 Oh my God! 246 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,666 Oh, come on. Now don't be like that. 247 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,834 Just take a look at my dick, 248 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,135 we can clear this whole thing up. 249 00:13:16,137 --> 00:13:17,637 Please put your penis away, Sir. 250 00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:19,272 Come on, there is nothing weird about this! 251 00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:20,506 Okay, all right. 252 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,208 Well, let's take your dick out 253 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,709 - and we'll see if the Little Dipper... - I believe you! 254 00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,011 I believe you! I believe you! I'll do what you say! 255 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,546 Okay, I'll quit my job. 256 00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:28,047 All right, well then look at my fucking cock! 257 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:29,582 Ahh! Ah! Ah. 258 00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:37,356 How far back can we go? 259 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,625 Oooh-kay. 260 00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:42,695 Okay, Siri, call 9-1-1. 261 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,630 My brother's being molested. 262 00:13:44,632 --> 00:13:48,167 It sounds like talking with someone might help. 263 00:13:48,169 --> 00:13:50,169 You can find me where Bryan Gunderland 264 00:13:50,171 --> 00:13:51,737 beat the shit out of you in seventh grade. 265 00:13:51,739 --> 00:13:53,239 ...9-1-1 support... 266 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,741 Oh goddamn it, Siri! You're so unreliable. 267 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:57,677 Back away, perve-ass. 268 00:13:57,679 --> 00:13:59,245 Hold your fire, Meredith. I'm leaving. 269 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,417 Oh! God. 270 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,888 Thank you. 271 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:12,058 So in which direction was this man's penis bent exactly? 272 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,093 I am not answering that. 273 00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:16,963 Did this man's penis in fact resemble yours? 274 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,233 Maybe you could work with our sketch artist. 275 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,668 Can't you do one of those line-up things? 276 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,003 What? 277 00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:26,405 I'm not looking at a row of weird dicks. 278 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,707 Look, the point is, 279 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,075 I'm not even pressing charges here. 280 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,109 This man... 281 00:14:30,111 --> 00:14:31,944 Hey, you called us. 282 00:14:31,946 --> 00:14:33,246 She called you. 283 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,081 You're an idiot. What are you gonna do? 284 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,549 You're just gonna let this guy walk away 285 00:14:36,551 --> 00:14:38,017 after everything that he did to you? 286 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:39,785 You've done so much worse to me 287 00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,420 and I sleep in the room next to you with the door unlocked. 288 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,755 That's not helping your argument. 289 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,056 Okay, look. 290 00:14:44,058 --> 00:14:45,891 This man sounds potentially dangerous, 291 00:14:45,893 --> 00:14:48,327 but I cannot force you to do something you don't wanna do. 292 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,331 If you change your mind, call me. 293 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,733 Doctor. 294 00:15:27,735 --> 00:15:30,436 - Doctor. - Come on! 295 00:15:30,438 --> 00:15:32,171 The most amazing thing happened last night... 296 00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:33,773 Yeah, Rowley just emailed. 297 00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,007 She said she wants us all in 298 00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:36,442 for an announcement in 20 minutes. 299 00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:39,345 An announcement. 300 00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:40,680 This is the part where you get in my car 301 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:41,947 and then we drive away? 302 00:15:41,949 --> 00:15:43,182 Yeah, yeah. 303 00:15:43,184 --> 00:15:44,250 - No, no, no. - No? 304 00:15:44,252 --> 00:15:46,185 Remember? Just let me... 305 00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:53,192 All right. 306 00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:59,365 Looks like The Great and Powerful Oz 307 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,367 hasn't materialized yet. 308 00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:03,102 You know, for someone who spends so much time 309 00:16:03,104 --> 00:16:05,204 worshipping CERN's Hadron Collider, 310 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:07,139 you do your fair share of mocking the person 311 00:16:07,141 --> 00:16:09,208 who actually helped build the thing 312 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,876 and who wrote you a very nice letter of reference, 313 00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:13,479 I might add. 314 00:16:13,481 --> 00:16:15,281 I'm sorry, I missed that due to cataclysmic boredom. 315 00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,616 Ha ha. 316 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,526 Attention, colleagues. 317 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,563 As you know, the Rowley Institute 318 00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:33,132 has recently celebrated its third year. 319 00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:40,439 Where was I? 320 00:16:42,076 --> 00:16:45,344 Attention, colleagues. 321 00:16:45,346 --> 00:16:48,013 As you know, the Rowley Institute 322 00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:50,249 has recently celebrated its third year 323 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:52,051 since opening its doors. 324 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,886 Now you applaud. 325 00:16:56,691 --> 00:16:59,992 Our stock has shown unprecedented growth 326 00:16:59,994 --> 00:17:03,095 resulting in an influx in financing. 327 00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:08,167 I have convinced the board to allow me to use this money to... 328 00:17:09,537 --> 00:17:11,070 ..offer a permanent position 329 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,706 to one of you, my valued employees and colleagues, 330 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,040 where you will lead a team 331 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:17,109 on a new project of your choosing. 332 00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:19,378 Project submissions are due Friday. And remember, 333 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,747 a tiny change today... 334 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,216 ...brings a dramatically different tomorrow. 335 00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:27,086 This is another place where you applaud. 336 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:33,559 So here's the facts. 337 00:17:33,561 --> 00:17:36,362 We know that I invent time travel. 338 00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:38,230 We know that I do it with Rowley. 339 00:17:38,232 --> 00:17:40,566 Hey! Dr. Rowley, you're not gonna believe this. 340 00:17:40,568 --> 00:17:41,901 I'm gonna become a future time tra... 341 00:17:41,903 --> 00:17:43,803 That doesn't work. She'd fire my ass. 342 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,304 Should tell Courtney. 343 00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:47,239 How can we not tell Courtney? 344 00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,774 I feel like not telling Courtney's a dick move. 345 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,576 Courtney, you're not gonna believe this. 346 00:17:50,578 --> 00:17:52,044 I become a time traveller. 347 00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:53,879 I figure out time time travel and I come back 348 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:55,448 and I take myself hostage 349 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,216 and I pull down my pants and I show myself my penis. 350 00:17:57,218 --> 00:17:59,585 Ah! Why does every scenario end with me showing someone my dick? 351 00:17:59,587 --> 00:18:01,253 Oh... wait a minute! 352 00:18:01,255 --> 00:18:02,721 I talk to him. 353 00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,123 Pros and cons. 354 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,459 Pros, talk to him, you get some answers. 355 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,893 How did it work? How did you figure it out? 356 00:18:07,895 --> 00:18:09,462 How far back can we go? 357 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,498 Cons, mmm, interacting with him could create a paradox, 358 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,833 could destroy the entire universe. 359 00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:15,267 That's very bad. Paradoxes are bad. 360 00:18:15,269 --> 00:18:16,602 Universe is good. 361 00:18:16,604 --> 00:18:18,637 Of course, I talked to him yesterday. 362 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,906 Talked to him yesterday, universe still here. 363 00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:22,141 Universe is fine, right? 364 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,642 Universe is good. 365 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,010 Should I go alone or should I bring someone? 366 00:18:25,012 --> 00:18:26,078 I should bring someone. 367 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,981 Should I bring someone? 368 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,917 No, not gonna bring her. Okay. Here we go. 369 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,918 In here! 370 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:13,559 How'd you know I just got here? 371 00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:15,294 Well, we have the same memory. 372 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:19,231 Although things keep changing so it kinda updates. 373 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:22,167 I don't know, it's hard to explain. 374 00:19:22,169 --> 00:19:25,304 You mean like a... like a download? 375 00:19:25,306 --> 00:19:29,508 Uh, sorta like déjà vu, 376 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,809 only backwards. 377 00:19:30,811 --> 00:19:33,145 And colder. 378 00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:36,181 30 minutes ago you decided you were gonna come find me 379 00:19:36,183 --> 00:19:39,985 and so my memory changes. 380 00:19:39,987 --> 00:19:42,388 You're taller than me. 381 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,023 Oh, yeah. 382 00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:47,426 Taller, better, slightly bigger dick. 383 00:19:47,428 --> 00:19:49,194 Time travel really fucks you up, man. 384 00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:51,830 The past and the present both pullin' you towards them, 385 00:19:51,832 --> 00:19:54,199 it stretches you out a little bit each time. 386 00:19:54,201 --> 00:19:56,602 More, depending on how far back you go. 387 00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:59,405 I mean, this trip did me in, man. 388 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,873 Look at me! 389 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,608 I think my brain's stretching too. 390 00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,610 Put those on the table, would ya? 391 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:05,945 Yeah. 392 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,520 Hey, when did we learn to bake? 393 00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:16,755 Oh, about the same time 394 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,125 we learn sewing and gardening, 395 00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:23,128 how to build an off-the-grid sewage system. 396 00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,130 See, that... that's amazing to me. 397 00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:26,899 You want me to give all that up? 398 00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,934 Yeah, well, we are forced to learn all that 399 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,737 because we have to live in isolation! 400 00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:34,974 And rely on our survival skills, 401 00:20:34,976 --> 00:20:36,475 which, by the way, you don't fucking have. 402 00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:37,943 What else? What else? Come on, I'm all ears. 403 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,045 Tell me more. 404 00:20:40,047 --> 00:20:42,414 Look, 405 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:46,118 time travel... it's amazing, 406 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,253 for like ten minutes. 407 00:20:48,255 --> 00:20:50,289 And then it's like you're being forced to watch reruns 408 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,559 of a show that you hate and can't turn off. 409 00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:54,927 I have no idea what that means 410 00:20:54,929 --> 00:20:57,262 but I want you to tell me everything. 411 00:20:57,264 --> 00:20:59,398 Now tell me... tell me, 412 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,601 how far back can we go, huh? 413 00:21:02,603 --> 00:21:04,603 Look, our whole life... 414 00:21:04,605 --> 00:21:07,573 our whole life we've had an all-consuming passion 415 00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:09,608 to be the master of time. 416 00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:13,345 But you don't even appreciate the time you're in right now! 417 00:21:13,347 --> 00:21:16,315 The beauty that can surround you at any given moment... 418 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,184 Would ya slow down on the fucking croissant? 419 00:21:22,089 --> 00:21:24,023 Here. 420 00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:27,092 Little bite. Let it melt on your tongue. 421 00:21:29,463 --> 00:21:31,263 Hm? Slow. 422 00:21:35,369 --> 00:21:37,236 Slow. 423 00:21:43,711 --> 00:21:45,110 Mmm. 424 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,814 Yeah. 425 00:21:52,053 --> 00:21:54,119 Twelve years from now, 426 00:21:54,121 --> 00:21:58,123 Rowley and I figure out how to send me back in time. 427 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:00,359 A one-way trip every time. 428 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,394 I mean, there's no way forward. 429 00:22:02,396 --> 00:22:05,030 Right, so you have to stay there, 430 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,665 just waiting for time to catch up. 431 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,967 Exactly, exactly. And we're pushing it. 432 00:22:08,969 --> 00:22:10,736 I mean, we start off with a few minutes, 433 00:22:10,738 --> 00:22:13,238 then a day, a month, a year. 434 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,342 Two years, three years, five years! 435 00:22:17,344 --> 00:22:19,378 I'm stuck in a place like this 436 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,414 wasting away, total isolation! 437 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:23,882 Meanwhile, I'm bouncing through time, 438 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,584 Rowley's sitting in her desk, 439 00:22:25,586 --> 00:22:27,319 having the same cup of tea! 440 00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:29,154 Wait a minute, so, 441 00:22:29,156 --> 00:22:30,756 lemme get this straight. 442 00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:32,491 So what you're telling me 443 00:22:32,493 --> 00:22:34,493 is that on top of becoming the world's first time traveller 444 00:22:34,495 --> 00:22:37,529 I'm also gonna have these years 445 00:22:37,531 --> 00:22:40,332 of peaceful sabbaticals with nothing but solitude 446 00:22:40,334 --> 00:22:42,668 where I can practice my theoretical applications? 447 00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:43,902 Is that what you're saying? 448 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,338 What? No! 449 00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:47,940 You do not want this life! 450 00:22:47,942 --> 00:22:50,075 Yes I do. 451 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,410 I do want this life. 452 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:54,279 You're too late! 453 00:22:54,281 --> 00:22:58,016 This is science. 454 00:22:58,018 --> 00:22:59,451 It's what I'm meant to do. 455 00:22:59,453 --> 00:23:01,854 You don't have a fucking clue. 456 00:23:04,191 --> 00:23:06,525 There's a reason I came back now. 457 00:23:07,895 --> 00:23:10,062 I'm still sort of a good guy when I'm you. 458 00:23:10,064 --> 00:23:13,699 But Friday, man, that's doomsday. 459 00:23:13,701 --> 00:23:15,100 You take that position, 460 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,368 that is the beginning of the end. 461 00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:20,239 Your ego, your self-righteousness, 462 00:23:20,241 --> 00:23:21,473 it's gonna smother 463 00:23:21,475 --> 00:23:23,442 all the other parts of your life... 464 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:27,346 love, joy, family. 465 00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:30,649 So I came back to stop you 466 00:23:30,651 --> 00:23:32,918 from making that mistake, 467 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,853 one way or the other. 468 00:23:38,893 --> 00:23:39,992 What if I can do both? 469 00:23:39,994 --> 00:23:42,795 No, what if I... 470 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:43,829 can change? 471 00:23:43,831 --> 00:23:46,064 Like, fundamentally change 472 00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,733 by Friday, 473 00:23:47,735 --> 00:23:50,469 and then accept the position? 474 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,671 I'll vanish. 475 00:23:54,175 --> 00:23:57,009 If you truly, fundamentally change, 476 00:23:57,011 --> 00:24:00,412 then you won't make a complete mess of my life 477 00:24:00,414 --> 00:24:02,414 and there will be no reason to come back, 478 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:05,984 and thus, I won't exist. 479 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,953 Okay. 480 00:24:07,955 --> 00:24:10,455 But if you don't get your shit together by Friday, 481 00:24:10,457 --> 00:24:12,457 I am gonna fuck up your life so bad 482 00:24:12,459 --> 00:24:14,693 that you'll never invent time travel in the first place. 483 00:24:14,695 --> 00:24:16,528 - Oh, that's my... - Yeah, I know. 484 00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:17,830 I'm gonna need that for um... 485 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,331 Oh, I know what you need it for, yeah. 486 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:22,534 Why don't you come back for it after I'm gone? 487 00:24:22,536 --> 00:24:24,036 Um... 488 00:24:24,038 --> 00:24:25,304 You... okay. 489 00:24:25,306 --> 00:24:27,439 Just gonna put it in there? 490 00:24:27,441 --> 00:24:29,107 So, uh, quick question. 491 00:24:29,109 --> 00:24:31,043 - If you were me... - I am you. 492 00:24:31,045 --> 00:24:34,446 So, how would you advise me 493 00:24:34,448 --> 00:24:37,816 to start this process of change? 494 00:24:37,818 --> 00:24:40,986 Um, maybe have some quality time with Meredith? 495 00:24:40,988 --> 00:24:44,623 You need to do the thing that if you don't do it, 496 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:46,692 you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life. 497 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:51,830 You need to tell Courtney 498 00:24:51,832 --> 00:24:53,465 how you really feel about her. 499 00:24:53,467 --> 00:24:56,034 She's the greatest thing that ever happens to you 500 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,503 and you just let her slip through your fingers. 501 00:24:58,505 --> 00:25:00,639 That's not... 502 00:25:00,641 --> 00:25:02,407 Courtney is my friend 503 00:25:02,409 --> 00:25:04,309 and I do not feel that way about her. 504 00:25:04,311 --> 00:25:05,711 Of course you do, 505 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,246 you just keep it all locked up inside 506 00:25:07,248 --> 00:25:09,414 and then you jerk off thinkin' about her, 507 00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,216 real quiet so that Meredith doesn't hear. 508 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,085 I masturbate at an appropriate volume. 509 00:25:13,087 --> 00:25:14,553 What, you think I should be louder 510 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,021 so that my sister can hear? 511 00:25:16,023 --> 00:25:18,023 It's eerie quiet, okay? 512 00:25:18,025 --> 00:25:20,225 It's like you're drivin' a fuckin' Prius. 513 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,594 Okay, let's just say hypothetically 514 00:25:22,596 --> 00:25:24,897 that I did have certain feelings for Courtney. 515 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:27,232 You do. 516 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,768 How do I tell her about... that, 517 00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:33,839 without, you know, jeopardizing the friendship that we have? 518 00:25:33,841 --> 00:25:36,341 I'll show you! 519 00:25:36,343 --> 00:25:37,776 Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. 520 00:25:37,778 --> 00:25:40,045 It'd be my pleasure. I insist. 521 00:25:40,047 --> 00:25:42,447 Yeah, and I... I insist that you don't. 522 00:25:42,449 --> 00:25:43,715 I got you. 523 00:25:43,717 --> 00:25:45,350 I don't know what that means... 524 00:25:45,352 --> 00:25:47,486 I gotcha covered. 525 00:25:57,131 --> 00:25:58,563 Why are we here? 526 00:25:58,565 --> 00:26:01,066 I should be home for my movie date with Courtney. 527 00:26:01,068 --> 00:26:04,303 You're meeting Meredith here to dump the ashes. 528 00:26:04,305 --> 00:26:06,305 She's gonna be here any minute. 529 00:26:06,307 --> 00:26:08,874 Right, of course. 530 00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:11,310 Hey! It's important. 531 00:26:11,312 --> 00:26:13,312 Yeah, I know. 532 00:26:13,314 --> 00:26:15,147 I know. 533 00:26:15,149 --> 00:26:16,682 Okay. 534 00:26:19,253 --> 00:26:22,220 So uh, what's your plan with Courtney? 535 00:26:22,222 --> 00:26:23,822 I'm gonna do what you said. 536 00:26:23,824 --> 00:26:24,923 You know, what you suggested. 537 00:26:24,925 --> 00:26:26,491 I'm gonna be in the moment. 538 00:26:26,493 --> 00:26:29,094 I feel like you're just tellin' me what I wanna hear 539 00:26:29,096 --> 00:26:30,329 so I'll leave. 540 00:26:31,598 --> 00:26:34,232 I got this. Okay? Trust me. 541 00:26:34,234 --> 00:26:36,068 Oh, boy. 542 00:27:49,343 --> 00:27:50,709 I love you! 543 00:27:55,749 --> 00:27:59,151 See? Isn't this better than working on your proposal? 544 00:27:59,153 --> 00:28:00,552 I commend your choice, Doctor. 545 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:02,320 Well, thank you. 546 00:28:02,322 --> 00:28:05,490 I am trying to, you know, live in the moment a bit more, 547 00:28:05,492 --> 00:28:07,225 appreciate life and stuff. 548 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,493 Here you are. 549 00:28:08,495 --> 00:28:10,228 - What is this, wine? - Yeah. 550 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,664 Meh, I'm not really in the mood. 551 00:28:14,101 --> 00:28:15,367 Hey, knock knock! 552 00:28:15,369 --> 00:28:17,903 Anybody home? 553 00:28:21,842 --> 00:28:24,009 Doctor. 554 00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:27,412 Uh, I'm sorry... have we met before? 555 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:29,581 I'm James. 556 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,384 James...? 557 00:28:32,386 --> 00:28:36,688 Uh... I'm... I mean, I'm... I'm Jimmy. 558 00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:37,756 I'm... um... 559 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:40,525 James' Uncle Jimmy. 560 00:28:40,527 --> 00:28:41,593 Uncle Jimmy. 561 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:42,894 He's actually... 562 00:28:42,896 --> 00:28:46,031 He's named after me. It's... 563 00:28:46,033 --> 00:28:48,967 Jimmy! Wow, it's nice to meet you. 564 00:28:48,969 --> 00:28:51,536 Weird that I've never met you before, or heard of you. 565 00:28:51,538 --> 00:28:53,905 Yeah, well, I've... 566 00:28:53,907 --> 00:28:57,142 I've been kinda estranged from the family for a while. 567 00:28:57,144 --> 00:28:59,978 My fault. Workaholic. 568 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:03,181 Priorities way outta whack. 569 00:29:04,585 --> 00:29:06,551 But I am back now. 570 00:29:06,553 --> 00:29:07,786 Yeah, a whole new man. 571 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:11,223 Yeah, a lot of time to sort out my shit. 572 00:29:11,225 --> 00:29:12,991 God, Courtney, it is good to see you. 573 00:29:12,993 --> 00:29:14,593 Oh! 574 00:29:14,595 --> 00:29:18,130 I mean, I... I assume that you're Courtney? 575 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:19,898 Yeah. 576 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:24,903 Yeah, 'cause James has described you... 577 00:29:24,905 --> 00:29:26,972 I mean, in passing, before. 578 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:28,273 Oh. 579 00:29:28,275 --> 00:29:29,841 Anyway, I just got to town, 580 00:29:29,843 --> 00:29:31,476 I thought I'd surprise you, James, and make you dinner, 581 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,778 but I did not realize that you had company. 582 00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:35,013 So I... I'm gonna go. 583 00:29:35,015 --> 00:29:36,114 Okay. 584 00:29:36,116 --> 00:29:37,149 Oh no, that's okay. 585 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:38,250 It's just movie night. Stay. 586 00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:39,818 I don't wanna be the third wheel. 587 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,086 Third wheel to what? 588 00:29:41,088 --> 00:29:42,821 Him picking apart every plothole? 589 00:29:44,424 --> 00:29:45,957 - He really is annoying, isn't he? - Yeah. 590 00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:47,592 I mean, we get it, 591 00:29:47,594 --> 00:29:49,761 the Imperial troopers should have definitely shot down 592 00:29:49,763 --> 00:29:51,596 the escape pod with R2 and 3PO, 593 00:29:51,598 --> 00:29:53,532 but then there would be no Star Wars. 594 00:29:53,534 --> 00:29:55,600 They didn't have to show the trooper noticing the pod escape, 595 00:29:55,602 --> 00:29:57,102 that's all... that's what I was suggesting. 596 00:29:57,104 --> 00:29:59,337 Oh my god, what a nerdball. 597 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,006 Hey, have you guys eaten, huh? 598 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,274 No! 599 00:30:02,276 --> 00:30:03,942 Well why don't we scrap the movie, 600 00:30:03,944 --> 00:30:05,210 I'll cook, we'll eat, 601 00:30:05,212 --> 00:30:07,512 we'll drink, we'll catch up a little bit. 602 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,447 Okay, that sounds like fun. 603 00:30:09,449 --> 00:30:10,982 - I'll help you. - Great! 604 00:30:10,984 --> 00:30:12,150 I like cooking. 605 00:30:12,152 --> 00:30:13,552 Very good. Thank you very much. 606 00:30:13,554 --> 00:30:15,420 Ah, tequila? 607 00:30:17,224 --> 00:30:20,559 Oh my god, she's incredible. 608 00:30:20,561 --> 00:30:22,694 I told you, I have this. 609 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,863 Yeah, well I realized sending you in here alone 610 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,732 is like asking a five-year-old to man a space station. 611 00:30:27,734 --> 00:30:29,034 I'm gonna help you, all right? 612 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,469 I'm gonna be your Sherpa guide to love. 613 00:30:31,471 --> 00:30:33,038 How is you being here gonna help me 614 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,306 profess my feelings for her? 615 00:30:34,308 --> 00:30:36,107 Just follow my lead. 616 00:30:41,148 --> 00:30:42,981 Yeah, we're gonna talk about that later. 617 00:30:42,983 --> 00:30:44,249 - Yeah. - Yeah. 618 00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:45,584 Yeah. 619 00:30:45,586 --> 00:30:46,918 Yeah. 620 00:30:49,823 --> 00:30:51,256 How 'bout a drink, huh? 621 00:30:51,258 --> 00:30:52,557 Let's have some tequila. 622 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:55,260 Let's make some chow and open that bottle! 623 00:30:55,262 --> 00:30:56,528 Let's do it! 624 00:30:56,530 --> 00:30:57,762 You got limes! 625 00:31:04,705 --> 00:31:06,037 Try this. 626 00:31:06,039 --> 00:31:08,773 Um, mm, I don't like guac. 627 00:31:08,775 --> 00:31:10,508 Oh, this is good guac. I made it. 628 00:31:10,510 --> 00:31:12,877 Yeah, I had a bad experience as a kid, so I... 629 00:31:12,879 --> 00:31:15,380 What, you're gonna rule out guac after one bad experience? 630 00:31:15,382 --> 00:31:17,182 Come on, you're a scientist, damn it. 631 00:31:17,184 --> 00:31:18,550 You cannot give up on something 632 00:31:18,552 --> 00:31:21,920 until you have ruled out every possibility. 633 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,355 - Okay. - All right! 634 00:31:23,357 --> 00:31:25,223 I'll try it. 635 00:31:28,362 --> 00:31:29,594 Mmm! 636 00:31:37,804 --> 00:31:39,237 He's been in the garage, 637 00:31:39,239 --> 00:31:40,472 just like working for hours, 638 00:31:40,474 --> 00:31:42,140 hasn't eaten in days, right? 639 00:31:42,142 --> 00:31:45,110 He sees the chicken, he like eats it off my plate. 640 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,747 Two days later, he's like, "I have a stomach ache. 641 00:31:48,749 --> 00:31:50,548 "I have to take a shit but I'm constipated." 642 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,816 Anyway, guess what happened. 643 00:31:51,818 --> 00:31:53,218 Chicken bone came out of his ass. 644 00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:55,320 Oh my god! 645 00:31:55,322 --> 00:31:57,422 Oh, you got a... 646 00:31:57,424 --> 00:31:58,990 little schmutz on your... 647 00:31:58,992 --> 00:32:00,759 Oh! Right here? No... 648 00:32:00,761 --> 00:32:01,993 May I? 649 00:32:01,995 --> 00:32:03,395 Oh! Yeah. 650 00:32:11,605 --> 00:32:13,805 It's like... 651 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,940 it's like no matter what I'm doing, 652 00:32:15,942 --> 00:32:18,443 I'm always aware that there's like an infinite number 653 00:32:18,445 --> 00:32:20,812 of other things that I could be doing. 654 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,848 Exactly, and the trick is you gotta keep doing all of them. 655 00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:25,483 Grab as much as you can, 656 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,785 without letting it fuck you up! 657 00:32:26,787 --> 00:32:28,186 You gotta keep your balance. 658 00:32:28,188 --> 00:32:30,689 Yeah, like stay grounded. 659 00:32:30,691 --> 00:32:31,956 Gravity. 660 00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:34,326 Like gravity, exactly, yeah. 661 00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:37,128 And not waste my time and my energy 662 00:32:37,130 --> 00:32:39,097 thinking about all the other things. 663 00:32:39,099 --> 00:32:40,131 Mmm. 664 00:32:40,133 --> 00:32:42,167 Those "what ifs", baby. 665 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,668 They will drive you insane. 666 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:44,669 Yeah. 667 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:45,937 So I don't know. 668 00:32:45,939 --> 00:32:47,172 Like, what's... 669 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:50,175 like, your advice, if you have any? 670 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,443 Oh, I don't have a fuckin' clue! 671 00:32:51,445 --> 00:32:52,544 No! 672 00:32:52,546 --> 00:32:54,012 No, I know. 673 00:32:55,649 --> 00:32:57,482 But I guess there's some sort of Zen Buddhist bullshit 674 00:32:57,484 --> 00:32:58,717 that probably applies, 675 00:32:58,719 --> 00:33:00,185 you know? 676 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,554 Don't dwell on the past. 677 00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:08,360 Don't dream about the future, just... 678 00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:11,930 wherever you are, be all there. 679 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,500 Be all there. 680 00:33:15,502 --> 00:33:18,036 Yeah. Wow. 681 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:23,208 Well, yeah. You know what? 682 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,676 I'm gonna take off. 683 00:33:24,678 --> 00:33:26,745 Oh, no. It's still so early! 684 00:33:26,747 --> 00:33:28,046 That was great. Thank you for dinner. 685 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,581 I'm sorry for crashing the party. 686 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:30,982 Well, you know what? 687 00:33:30,984 --> 00:33:33,718 I had a really great time. 688 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,187 Thank you so much! 689 00:33:36,189 --> 00:33:38,556 I had so much fun. 690 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,759 Really fun. 691 00:33:40,761 --> 00:33:42,060 That was great. 692 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,361 Thank you so much. 693 00:33:44,664 --> 00:33:46,831 What the hell was that?! 694 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,233 What? 695 00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:49,934 Wh... 696 00:33:49,936 --> 00:33:51,236 How did you... 697 00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:53,538 What did... what did you do to her? 698 00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:57,041 I listened to her. 699 00:33:57,043 --> 00:34:00,011 You spend years livin' in shit almost all by yourself, 700 00:34:00,013 --> 00:34:01,880 you get really good at connecting with people 701 00:34:01,882 --> 00:34:03,114 when you get the chance. 702 00:34:03,116 --> 00:34:05,617 Mostly with prostitutes, but uh... 703 00:34:05,619 --> 00:34:07,519 I can't do this. I don't know how. 704 00:34:07,521 --> 00:34:10,188 How the hell... I'm supposed to just magically transform 705 00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:11,890 a friendship into a romantic thing? 706 00:34:11,892 --> 00:34:13,258 - I don't know. - Relax, okay? 707 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,859 You can do this. 708 00:34:14,861 --> 00:34:17,796 You know everything you need to know about this girl. 709 00:34:17,798 --> 00:34:20,265 You even know what's going to happen. 710 00:34:23,804 --> 00:34:25,637 She gets the job at CERN, 711 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:29,040 she moves to Switzerland, 712 00:34:29,042 --> 00:34:33,378 and you get so consumed with your time travel bullshit 713 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:35,847 with Rowley that you never see her again. 714 00:34:37,551 --> 00:34:39,584 What? I... that's not... 715 00:34:39,586 --> 00:34:41,453 I mean... She's my best friend. 716 00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:42,787 I don't go visit her? 717 00:34:45,892 --> 00:34:47,992 All right. Now, don't fuck this up, okay? 718 00:34:47,994 --> 00:34:49,561 I got my whole evenin' planned 719 00:34:49,563 --> 00:34:51,796 around this potential new memory. 720 00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:53,498 Yeah. 721 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,433 Good. 722 00:34:55,435 --> 00:34:57,202 Ow. 723 00:35:04,344 --> 00:35:06,911 Hey. You wanna finish the movie? 724 00:35:06,913 --> 00:35:09,147 - No. - Okay. 725 00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:10,415 No, I don't wanna finish the movie. 726 00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:12,750 I wanna... I wanna listen to you. 727 00:35:12,752 --> 00:35:14,752 Listen to me what? 728 00:35:14,754 --> 00:35:16,421 Well, I mean, you and I, 729 00:35:16,423 --> 00:35:17,956 we spend a lot of time together, right? 730 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:20,358 But we never actually talk about real things. 731 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,360 We never talk. I want you to tell me... 732 00:35:22,362 --> 00:35:24,596 What are you thinking right now? 733 00:35:24,598 --> 00:35:28,666 Um, what's the deal with your uncle? 734 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,369 Is he married? Is he stickin' around, or? 735 00:35:33,273 --> 00:35:36,541 Oh my god, I'm joking! 736 00:35:36,543 --> 00:35:38,643 What is happening to you right now? 737 00:35:38,645 --> 00:35:40,512 Why are you being so weird? 738 00:35:42,983 --> 00:35:45,950 Do you ever think about Schrِdinger's cat? 739 00:35:45,952 --> 00:35:47,385 The uncertainty principle, 740 00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:49,153 you mean the cornerstone to quantum physics? 741 00:35:49,155 --> 00:35:50,388 - Yes, of course. - Yes, yes. 742 00:35:50,390 --> 00:35:52,190 - So you've got this cat, right? - Yes. 743 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,491 He puts the cat in the box. 744 00:35:53,493 --> 00:35:55,159 - No, I know. - With radiation. 745 00:35:55,161 --> 00:35:56,528 - Is the cat alive or is the cat dead, right? - Yeah. 746 00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,229 - It's both... - James. 747 00:35:58,231 --> 00:35:59,831 - I don't wanna talk about this. - until you take a look... 748 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,566 No, listen, listen. That applies to so many things. 749 00:36:01,568 --> 00:36:02,834 It could be anything. 750 00:36:02,836 --> 00:36:04,636 It could be milk in the refrigerator. 751 00:36:04,638 --> 00:36:06,037 - Yeah. - On its expiration date. 752 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,372 Or it could be, uh, 753 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:10,408 a relationship between two consenting adults. 754 00:36:12,178 --> 00:36:14,746 What are you doing? 755 00:36:14,748 --> 00:36:16,014 What? 756 00:36:16,016 --> 00:36:18,583 Have you ever... 757 00:36:18,585 --> 00:36:21,352 We're together all the time, but we never... 758 00:36:21,354 --> 00:36:22,587 Why have we never? 759 00:36:22,589 --> 00:36:25,423 We've never tried to open the box. 760 00:36:25,425 --> 00:36:27,191 Yeah, because we... 761 00:36:27,193 --> 00:36:30,662 I mean, I thought we didn't see each other that way, so... 762 00:36:30,664 --> 00:36:34,165 Yeah but the uncertainty principle, right? 763 00:36:34,167 --> 00:36:36,267 Yeah, but, I mean, I thought... 764 00:36:36,269 --> 00:36:37,835 well, if something was gonna happen, 765 00:36:37,837 --> 00:36:39,370 it would've happened by now 766 00:36:39,372 --> 00:36:41,506 and it didn't happen by now, so, I mean, it's not... 767 00:36:42,776 --> 00:36:44,876 What are you doing? 768 00:36:46,379 --> 00:36:51,015 I wanna know if our cat is alive or dead? 769 00:36:51,017 --> 00:36:52,250 Are you serious right now? 770 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:53,685 Yeah. 771 00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,724 Oh my god. 772 00:36:59,726 --> 00:37:01,125 Oh, boy. 773 00:37:01,127 --> 00:37:03,261 Oh my god! I'm sorry! 774 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,529 No. No, no, no. Listen... 775 00:37:04,531 --> 00:37:06,431 I'm so stupid. 776 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:09,400 No, I... Listen. I'm sorry. 777 00:37:09,402 --> 00:37:12,303 Um, you know what? 778 00:37:12,305 --> 00:37:15,373 I... I am. I'm... I'm... 779 00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:18,276 I'm open. 780 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:20,578 Not like that. I mean I... 781 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:25,116 I'm down to try the opening of the box thing. 782 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,618 Although, I don't like that phrase. 783 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:29,454 I think it sounds weird, but, um... 784 00:37:30,590 --> 00:37:32,590 Look, we're not gonna start by uh, 785 00:37:32,592 --> 00:37:35,326 making out in your kitchen, are we? 786 00:37:35,328 --> 00:37:39,097 You know, we can... maybe we can go out? 787 00:37:39,099 --> 00:37:42,166 Like adults on a date 788 00:37:42,168 --> 00:37:45,069 and if it's not super weird, you know, 789 00:37:45,071 --> 00:37:47,071 we could maybe, uh, try the fun thing, 790 00:37:47,073 --> 00:37:48,406 you know, the other part. 791 00:37:48,408 --> 00:37:49,807 Yeah, really? Would you be open to that? 792 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,242 I... yeah. I mean, 793 00:37:51,244 --> 00:37:53,077 you're not the only science nerd that gets horny. 794 00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:55,446 - Oh. - You know, um... 795 00:37:55,448 --> 00:37:57,448 You know how long it's been since I've been on a date? 796 00:37:57,450 --> 00:37:59,651 Like, a long... a long time, 797 00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:01,419 and it... it's hard. 798 00:38:01,421 --> 00:38:04,756 It's hard to find someone when you're ten times smarter 799 00:38:04,758 --> 00:38:07,692 than 98.38% of the male population. 800 00:38:07,694 --> 00:38:11,162 And... so, you're gonna ask me out properly. 801 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:12,430 When you said "horny" earlier... 802 00:38:12,432 --> 00:38:13,665 James, please focus. 803 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:14,966 Okay! Okay, I'm gonna ask you out. 804 00:38:14,968 --> 00:38:16,367 Would you... Courtney, would you like to go 805 00:38:16,369 --> 00:38:17,769 and open the box with me tomorrow night? 806 00:38:17,771 --> 00:38:19,337 You're gonna have to... 807 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:20,605 - No, we're gonna have to rephrase that. - Fine. 808 00:38:20,607 --> 00:38:21,773 'Cause it just sounds weird to me. 809 00:38:21,775 --> 00:38:23,041 We can totally do away with that one. 810 00:38:23,043 --> 00:38:25,343 - So, yeah. Great. - Listen, you're just... 811 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:27,011 You're gonna have to put some effort into it. 812 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,312 - Okay. - You know? 813 00:38:28,314 --> 00:38:29,947 Um, change your shirt, for example. 814 00:38:29,949 --> 00:38:30,982 Yes! I have many shirts. 815 00:38:30,984 --> 00:38:32,116 And maybe take a shower? 816 00:38:32,118 --> 00:38:33,151 I'm gonna take a bath or a shower. 817 00:38:33,153 --> 00:38:34,652 Perhaps. 818 00:38:34,654 --> 00:38:37,388 Whichever, and um, I'll maybe see you tomorrow. 819 00:38:37,390 --> 00:38:39,557 - Yes. - I will, I will. Excuse me. 820 00:38:39,559 --> 00:38:40,725 And um, yeah. I'm gonna... 821 00:38:40,727 --> 00:38:42,293 All right. 822 00:38:42,295 --> 00:38:43,995 So yeah, don't mess this up. 823 00:38:43,997 --> 00:38:45,296 I won't. I won't. 824 00:38:45,298 --> 00:38:46,831 - Okay. - All right. 825 00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:48,733 - Good night. - Good night. 826 00:38:54,407 --> 00:38:55,973 That was not terrible. 827 00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:59,811 Oh, I forgot to mention, we can also teleport. 828 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:03,214 I'm kidding. I snuck in the back. 829 00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:05,717 So you saw that? 830 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:06,751 I did it, man. I did it. 831 00:39:06,753 --> 00:39:08,986 I... I told her how I felt. 832 00:39:08,988 --> 00:39:11,723 Now I got a date tomorrow night. 833 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,392 How does the date go? 834 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:15,526 Does the date go well? 835 00:39:15,528 --> 00:39:16,894 I have no idea. 836 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,730 It hasn't happened yet. 837 00:39:18,732 --> 00:39:22,233 What I do know is I'm still here, 838 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:24,235 which means we got work to do. 839 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:29,373 I really don't have time for this. 840 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,576 I... I should be working on my presentation. 841 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,111 Spoiler alert: you get the job. 842 00:39:33,113 --> 00:39:35,012 Now come on up here. 843 00:39:35,014 --> 00:39:36,681 It doesn't even look like you're doing anything. 844 00:39:36,683 --> 00:39:38,216 I'm calming my mind, 845 00:39:38,218 --> 00:39:41,052 focusing on my breath, letting my thoughts go. 846 00:39:41,054 --> 00:39:42,286 Get your ass up here. 847 00:39:42,288 --> 00:39:44,789 Okay. 848 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,427 Good. 849 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,596 All right. 850 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:52,964 Now close your eyes. 851 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,702 Put one hand on your chest, 852 00:39:57,704 --> 00:39:59,904 one on your stomach. 853 00:39:59,906 --> 00:40:00,938 Good. 854 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,207 Take a breath, deep breath. 855 00:40:04,577 --> 00:40:06,878 Good. Now let it out, slow. 856 00:40:08,414 --> 00:40:10,548 Think I'm doin' that wrong. 857 00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:13,451 Meditation isn't about doing, it's about being. 858 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:14,719 Being present. 859 00:40:14,721 --> 00:40:17,155 Not letting your mind take over. 860 00:40:17,157 --> 00:40:18,589 Yeah, that's... 861 00:40:18,591 --> 00:40:20,291 that's not easy for me. 862 00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:22,426 I know that, that's why I'm here to ease you into it. 863 00:40:22,428 --> 00:40:24,495 Just take it in, the breeze. 864 00:40:24,497 --> 00:40:28,132 The sound of the birds, 865 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,434 the scent of the world. 866 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:36,674 Ah! 867 00:40:36,676 --> 00:40:38,476 Ah! Good, good. 868 00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:39,744 Now right there. You're present. 869 00:40:39,746 --> 00:40:41,078 Right now! 870 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,446 You're not thinkin' about the past, 871 00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:43,781 you're not thinking about the future. 872 00:40:43,783 --> 00:40:45,650 You are right here, right now. Good! 873 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:46,984 Now close your eyes. 874 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,319 Good. 875 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,988 Focus on that searing pain in your cheek. 876 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,657 - Okay. - Okay. 877 00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:54,125 Don't fight the pain. Let it in. 878 00:40:54,127 --> 00:40:55,426 Breathe! 879 00:40:55,428 --> 00:40:58,529 Good. 880 00:41:00,433 --> 00:41:01,465 Breathe! 881 00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:02,500 - Breathe! - Ow! 882 00:41:02,502 --> 00:41:04,001 Be one with yourself. 883 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,736 - Oh! Why do you... - Focus. 884 00:41:08,975 --> 00:41:11,442 My god, you want some hotdog with your ketchup? 885 00:41:11,444 --> 00:41:14,478 Oh, I've missed it so much. 886 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,947 Wait. We... 887 00:41:15,949 --> 00:41:17,515 We seriously don't have ketchup in the future? 888 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:19,283 None. 889 00:41:19,285 --> 00:41:22,186 None. Everybody's worried about honey, saving the bees. 890 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,988 Let me tell ya, we way overcompensated 891 00:41:23,990 --> 00:41:26,457 for the bee issue. Becomes a real problem. 892 00:41:26,459 --> 00:41:28,392 I mean, like, terrifying. 893 00:41:28,394 --> 00:41:30,294 When what we should've been worried about 894 00:41:30,296 --> 00:41:33,531 was nightshade vegetables. 895 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:36,367 Not a tomato on the fuckin' planet. 896 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:38,903 - Ah, there we go. - Thank you. 897 00:41:39,973 --> 00:41:41,672 Thank you. 898 00:41:41,674 --> 00:41:43,507 So, why'd you ditch Meredith yesterday? 899 00:41:43,509 --> 00:41:46,110 I left ya there. I dropped you off! 900 00:41:48,181 --> 00:41:51,883 I'm tellin' you, you can't hide shit from me, man. 901 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:53,351 You think I don't know that all you wanna do 902 00:41:53,353 --> 00:41:55,052 is go back and see Mom and Dad? 903 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,922 Huh. Maybe tell them to not get on the plane. 904 00:41:57,924 --> 00:41:59,190 Wait a second. Wait a second! 905 00:41:59,192 --> 00:42:01,592 Wait. 906 00:42:01,594 --> 00:42:03,761 So can we go back that far? 907 00:42:07,867 --> 00:42:09,667 No. 908 00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:14,272 No, I couldn't figure it out. 909 00:42:14,274 --> 00:42:17,141 Well, just because you couldn't doesn't mean that I can't. 910 00:42:18,211 --> 00:42:19,277 I'm you, genius. 911 00:42:19,279 --> 00:42:20,878 Show me your numbers. 912 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,413 You know, I can pick up where you left off. I... 913 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:23,714 I ran the numbers. 914 00:42:23,716 --> 00:42:26,284 I nearly lost my mind in the process. 915 00:42:26,286 --> 00:42:28,686 Look, it took me a long time to come to terms 916 00:42:28,688 --> 00:42:32,356 with the fact that we can't save them. 917 00:42:35,962 --> 00:42:37,461 I really think if you let me run the numbers... 918 00:42:37,463 --> 00:42:39,263 Goddamn it, listen to me! 919 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,098 You need to take care of this. 920 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:44,402 You need to be a goddamn proper fucking brother 921 00:42:44,404 --> 00:42:45,770 to that sister of yours, 922 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:48,105 because one day she's gonna leave you. 923 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,074 She's gonna give up on you altogether 924 00:42:50,076 --> 00:42:51,208 and you're gonna have nobody. 925 00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:53,444 And you're gonna deserve it. 926 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,487 What? It's dirt! 927 00:43:03,489 --> 00:43:06,290 You know what's in these fucking things? Pigs' assholes! 928 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:09,961 The dirt is the least disgusting part of this! 929 00:43:17,937 --> 00:43:19,770 Meredith? 930 00:43:25,278 --> 00:43:29,146 Hey. I'm sorry about yesterday. 931 00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,414 I didn't, uh... 932 00:43:30,416 --> 00:43:32,683 I didn't make it to the boardwalk. 933 00:43:32,685 --> 00:43:35,319 Really? I didn't notice. 934 00:43:37,523 --> 00:43:39,991 Right. Yes. 935 00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,258 Um... 936 00:43:41,260 --> 00:43:44,929 Anyway... 937 00:43:44,931 --> 00:43:46,864 I have a date. 938 00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:54,505 You dress like you're higher on the spectrum 939 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:58,976 than you actually are. 940 00:43:58,978 --> 00:44:02,046 Process of elimination... nah! 941 00:44:02,982 --> 00:44:05,950 Yeah? Okay. 942 00:44:05,952 --> 00:44:08,552 Pants? 943 00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:35,679 So, I... 944 00:44:35,681 --> 00:44:38,382 I didn't see you at the office today. 945 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:43,220 Yeah. I um... took a personal day? 946 00:44:44,157 --> 00:44:45,389 Oh. 947 00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:46,824 I meditated. 948 00:44:46,826 --> 00:44:48,559 Yeah, right. 949 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:49,593 No, I'm serious. 950 00:44:49,595 --> 00:44:52,563 I told you, I'm trying... 951 00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:54,598 I'm trying to be more present. 952 00:44:55,668 --> 00:44:57,001 Oh. 953 00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:01,605 Has that got anything to do with Uncle Jimmy? 954 00:45:01,607 --> 00:45:04,108 I mean, I don't know what happened in the past, 955 00:45:04,110 --> 00:45:06,343 but I think that he should stay. 956 00:45:06,345 --> 00:45:08,179 I've decided. 957 00:45:08,181 --> 00:45:09,580 He's great! 958 00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:10,614 - Right. - No? 959 00:45:10,616 --> 00:45:12,083 Are you guys ready to order? 960 00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:13,684 Yeah. 961 00:45:13,686 --> 00:45:14,752 Yeah, I think we are. 962 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,221 Um, let's see. 963 00:45:17,223 --> 00:45:18,522 Do, do, do, do. 964 00:45:18,524 --> 00:45:22,059 So, he's gonna have the butter chicken. 965 00:45:22,061 --> 00:45:24,462 Yep, he is. 966 00:45:24,464 --> 00:45:27,198 And he's gonna have it ridiculously spicy. 967 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,801 You know, just spice the hell out of it. He loves it. 968 00:45:30,803 --> 00:45:33,204 Can do. And for yourself? 969 00:45:38,878 --> 00:45:43,881 Yes. So, she will have the... 970 00:45:43,883 --> 00:45:45,916 Ah. The Marrakesh panini 971 00:45:45,918 --> 00:45:48,719 with extra yoghurt please. 972 00:45:48,721 --> 00:45:50,921 She loves yoghurt. Lots of yoghurt. 973 00:45:50,923 --> 00:45:53,791 When you think there's too much yoghurt on there, 974 00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:55,493 add some more yoghurt. 975 00:45:55,495 --> 00:45:57,895 It should be just soggy. 976 00:45:57,897 --> 00:46:00,297 Thanks so much. 977 00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:02,333 Uh, and some more drinks. 978 00:46:05,771 --> 00:46:07,938 I really think you're gonna love your dinner. 979 00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:09,673 And I think you will like yours. 980 00:46:09,675 --> 00:46:11,709 No. 981 00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:18,916 So, is this weird? 982 00:46:18,918 --> 00:46:23,020 You and me, on like a proper date? 983 00:46:23,022 --> 00:46:25,456 Yeah, it's weird. It's... 984 00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:29,193 It's weird, but all dates are weird, right? 985 00:46:33,466 --> 00:46:34,865 To weird. 986 00:46:34,867 --> 00:46:37,067 To weird. 987 00:46:43,643 --> 00:46:45,809 - Ooh. - Oh, wow. 988 00:46:45,811 --> 00:46:47,311 Wow. That's... 989 00:46:47,313 --> 00:46:49,213 That's what I wanted. 990 00:46:50,783 --> 00:46:52,783 No problem. 991 00:46:54,053 --> 00:46:56,187 It's good, huh? 992 00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:58,789 Yeah, not bad. 993 00:46:58,791 --> 00:47:00,224 Ooh. 994 00:47:00,226 --> 00:47:02,793 Oh, there it is. There it is. 995 00:47:02,795 --> 00:47:04,028 Want some yoghurt? 996 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,462 - No, I'm good. - Great. 997 00:47:06,732 --> 00:47:08,065 Okay. 998 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:11,969 I can't even watch! 999 00:47:11,971 --> 00:47:13,204 I did it. 1000 00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:14,572 Oh! 1001 00:47:14,574 --> 00:47:16,273 That's classy. 1002 00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:20,144 Ugh. 1003 00:47:20,146 --> 00:47:21,378 - No. - I can't do it. 1004 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,080 Oh my god. 1005 00:47:23,082 --> 00:47:25,916 Oh, that's gonna be hot later, comin' out. 1006 00:47:25,918 --> 00:47:27,885 Hot mud. 1007 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,753 - Ugh! - Later. 1008 00:47:31,023 --> 00:47:32,056 Did you not wanna know that? 1009 00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:33,891 - Hey, that's classy. - Yeah. 1010 00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:35,159 This is date talk. 1011 00:47:35,161 --> 00:47:38,762 I'm pretty good at dates, obviously. 1012 00:47:38,764 --> 00:47:40,931 I'm... I'm dying right now. 1013 00:47:40,933 --> 00:47:43,434 - You got a little, um... - Mm? 1014 00:47:43,436 --> 00:47:44,702 On your... 1015 00:47:44,704 --> 00:47:46,937 You have... It's... No, it's here. 1016 00:47:46,939 --> 00:47:48,639 Here. There you go. 1017 00:47:50,176 --> 00:47:51,408 You all done here? 1018 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:52,676 - Yes. - Yes, we are. 1019 00:47:52,678 --> 00:47:55,412 I will take this to go, please. 1020 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:56,714 You want the sauces? 1021 00:47:56,716 --> 00:47:58,716 Yeah. Yeah, my mom and dad, 1022 00:47:58,718 --> 00:48:01,852 they used to bring leftover Indian sauces home 1023 00:48:01,854 --> 00:48:03,554 when they went for dinner and then, you know, 1024 00:48:03,556 --> 00:48:06,690 the next day they'd make us curries or something with it. 1025 00:48:06,692 --> 00:48:08,125 You know, it was one of my... 1026 00:48:09,562 --> 00:48:10,894 ...favourite things. 1027 00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:22,773 Okay. About three minutes. 1028 00:48:42,595 --> 00:48:44,795 What are you doing? 1029 00:48:46,332 --> 00:48:47,931 Nothing. 1030 00:48:49,735 --> 00:48:51,735 Yeah, that's the problem. 1031 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:10,621 - Take that off. - Yeah. 1032 00:49:10,623 --> 00:49:12,122 Doctor. 1033 00:49:12,124 --> 00:49:13,490 Doctor. 1034 00:49:22,335 --> 00:49:24,468 I'm sorry, that was really presumptuous of me. 1035 00:49:24,470 --> 00:49:26,470 No, we can totally do clothes-on stuff 1036 00:49:26,472 --> 00:49:27,838 or we can not do anything. 1037 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,040 You're adorable. 1038 00:49:47,059 --> 00:49:48,726 What do we do with that? 1039 00:49:48,728 --> 00:49:50,561 Use your imagination? 1040 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:01,739 So I go up here? 1041 00:50:01,741 --> 00:50:04,007 No, no! Not my face. 1042 00:50:04,009 --> 00:50:05,242 On your lips? 1043 00:50:05,244 --> 00:50:07,711 - No, not my... - No? 1044 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,079 No. 1045 00:50:09,081 --> 00:50:10,147 Neck? 1046 00:50:10,149 --> 00:50:11,548 Yeah. 1047 00:50:14,353 --> 00:50:15,753 Oh, that feels nice. 1048 00:50:17,022 --> 00:50:18,489 That's because when the skin 1049 00:50:18,491 --> 00:50:20,324 drastically changes from one temperature to... 1050 00:50:20,326 --> 00:50:22,259 I understand the way heat transfer works. 1051 00:50:22,261 --> 00:50:23,627 Oh, okay. 1052 00:50:44,850 --> 00:50:46,150 It's a loop. 1053 00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:48,986 What? 1054 00:50:49,955 --> 00:50:51,755 It's a loop! 1055 00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:53,424 Wait, what? 1056 00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:55,092 Uh... 1057 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:00,063 Of course, of course, of course. 1058 00:51:00,065 --> 00:51:01,465 Closed time-like curves 1059 00:51:01,467 --> 00:51:03,267 are allowed solutions in relativity. 1060 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:05,202 In general relativity! 1061 00:51:05,204 --> 00:51:07,604 Oh my god. 1062 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:10,707 Oh my god! 1063 00:51:10,709 --> 00:51:12,109 Hey, wait. Don't do that. Don't do that. 1064 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:13,577 I'm just gonna take one second here, please. 1065 00:51:13,579 --> 00:51:15,078 No, no, no. Take your time. 1066 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:19,249 I can see that that's really important to you, so... 1067 00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:20,651 No, Courtney, wait. 1068 00:51:20,653 --> 00:51:21,919 Please, please, Courtney! 1069 00:51:21,921 --> 00:51:24,054 Please. 1070 00:51:24,056 --> 00:51:25,923 Look, this changes everything 1071 00:51:25,925 --> 00:51:29,126 and it wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for our moment. 1072 00:51:30,563 --> 00:51:33,263 Wow, I'm... I'm honoured to be a footnote 1073 00:51:33,265 --> 00:51:35,666 to your seminal discovery. 1074 00:51:35,668 --> 00:51:36,967 Make sure you spell my name correctly 1075 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:39,069 on the acknowledgements. 1076 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:36,326 What are you doing here? 1077 00:52:36,328 --> 00:52:38,028 How was your date last night, shithead? 1078 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,496 What? Why are you... 1079 00:52:39,498 --> 00:52:41,031 Why are you even asking me that? 1080 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,799 I thought everything I did was like memory for you. 1081 00:52:42,801 --> 00:52:44,568 Well, the alcohol makes it a little fuzzy 1082 00:52:44,570 --> 00:52:46,303 but I'm pretty sure I'd remember sleeping 1083 00:52:46,305 --> 00:52:48,539 with the love of my life for the first time. 1084 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,474 Also, I'm still here, 1085 00:52:50,476 --> 00:52:52,743 which means that you didn't hold up your end of the bargain 1086 00:52:52,745 --> 00:52:55,045 which means it's time for me to fuck up your life. 1087 00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:56,346 What? What are you gonna do? 1088 00:52:56,348 --> 00:52:58,148 - Rowley! - What? No, no, no, no. 1089 00:52:58,150 --> 00:52:59,182 You brought this on yourself. 1090 00:52:59,184 --> 00:53:00,417 Stop it! 1091 00:53:00,419 --> 00:53:01,518 Edna fuckin' Rowley, where are you?! 1092 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,553 Don't do this. 1093 00:53:02,555 --> 00:53:04,154 I'll quit. I promise. 1094 00:53:04,156 --> 00:53:05,389 No, you won't. 1095 00:53:07,092 --> 00:53:09,593 Doctor Edna fuckin' Rowley, 1096 00:53:09,595 --> 00:53:11,094 kindly get your ass out here! 1097 00:53:11,096 --> 00:53:12,996 Jimmy, what's going on? 1098 00:53:14,366 --> 00:53:15,599 I'm Doctor Edna fucking Rowley. 1099 00:53:15,601 --> 00:53:17,601 Do I know you? 1100 00:53:18,837 --> 00:53:20,504 I am begging you! 1101 00:53:20,506 --> 00:53:22,372 Look, I screwed up really badly with her last night, 1102 00:53:22,374 --> 00:53:24,074 but I can fix it! 1103 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:26,076 Okay, but if you... if you do this 1104 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,711 right now in front of her, 1105 00:53:27,713 --> 00:53:30,781 it'll ruin any chance I have with her, so please, please? 1106 00:53:33,552 --> 00:53:35,552 Fine. 1107 00:53:35,554 --> 00:53:37,254 You got till the end of the day. 1108 00:53:43,529 --> 00:53:44,761 Well, 1109 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,430 that was anticlimactic. 1110 00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:48,532 A note to all of you: 1111 00:53:48,534 --> 00:53:51,535 if you're going to swear-scream someone's name, 1112 00:53:51,537 --> 00:53:54,204 at least have the decency to say something compelling 1113 00:53:54,206 --> 00:53:56,306 when you finally have their attention. 1114 00:54:08,087 --> 00:54:09,720 Hey! 1115 00:54:09,722 --> 00:54:12,589 Hey, I uh... 1116 00:54:12,591 --> 00:54:14,591 I really need your help. 1117 00:54:14,593 --> 00:54:16,960 I don't know who else to turn to. 1118 00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:23,333 Can you meet me at a bar? 1119 00:54:23,335 --> 00:54:25,168 I need to tell you stuff, okay? 1120 00:54:25,170 --> 00:54:26,503 I need your ideas, but first I gotta get drunk, 1121 00:54:26,505 --> 00:54:27,771 'cause he knows everything... 1122 00:54:27,773 --> 00:54:29,339 Stop it! You had me at drunk. 1123 00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:37,581 Sorry. 1124 00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:01,304 That's so gross! 1125 00:55:05,611 --> 00:55:07,310 Ooh! 1126 00:55:10,049 --> 00:55:12,149 I didn't know you could do that! 1127 00:55:12,151 --> 00:55:14,551 That's not healthy. 1128 00:55:14,553 --> 00:55:16,019 Not a healthy choice. 1129 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:21,458 Oh! Oh, wait. Okay. 1130 00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:22,559 - I got it! - Okay. 1131 00:55:22,561 --> 00:55:24,394 I got it! Okay, okay. 1132 00:55:24,396 --> 00:55:26,296 Let's just assume for a moment, 1133 00:55:26,298 --> 00:55:27,731 for the sake of fun, 1134 00:55:27,733 --> 00:55:30,567 that we live in your fantasy nerd-fest reality, 1135 00:55:30,569 --> 00:55:32,669 - and this creep actually is you. - He is. 1136 00:55:32,671 --> 00:55:34,671 Okay, so he wants you to change your life 1137 00:55:34,673 --> 00:55:37,307 - so that you don't become him, right? - Yeah, yes! 1138 00:55:37,309 --> 00:55:40,310 And I can change all the changes that he wants me to change. 1139 00:55:40,312 --> 00:55:41,545 I just don't wanna do it his way, 1140 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:42,579 I wanna do it my way. 1141 00:55:42,581 --> 00:55:43,747 So he's in your way! 1142 00:55:43,749 --> 00:55:45,182 Sincerely. 1143 00:55:45,184 --> 00:55:46,516 - So you know what we need to do. - No? 1144 00:55:46,518 --> 00:55:48,819 We need to get him out of your way! 1145 00:55:48,821 --> 00:55:49,853 Yeah! 1146 00:55:49,855 --> 00:55:50,921 Yeah! 1147 00:55:50,923 --> 00:55:52,389 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1148 00:56:00,933 --> 00:56:02,332 Are you guys sure this is the place? 1149 00:56:02,334 --> 00:56:03,734 Yes, yes. I'm a scientist. 1150 00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,902 He is so smart. 1151 00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:07,204 Show her your science license. 1152 00:56:07,206 --> 00:56:08,739 I told you a million times, 1153 00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:10,006 there's no science license. It's not a thing. 1154 00:56:10,008 --> 00:56:11,608 Watch this. Why is the sky blue? 1155 00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:13,443 The light from the sun 1156 00:56:13,445 --> 00:56:15,712 is a particular range in the electro-magnetic spectrum... 1157 00:56:15,714 --> 00:56:16,747 There's the fucker! 1158 00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:18,515 What? What?! 1159 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:23,086 You are such a shithead, James. 1160 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,788 Wait, sir, I would like to remind you at this time... 1161 00:56:24,790 --> 00:56:26,957 This is it. We're finished. 1162 00:56:26,959 --> 00:56:28,859 Kiss life as you know it bye-bye. 1163 00:56:28,861 --> 00:56:29,926 Excuse me, sir. 1164 00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:31,294 Are you threatening this man? 1165 00:56:31,296 --> 00:56:32,462 Oh, no. 1166 00:56:32,464 --> 00:56:35,031 I'm makin' a promise. 1167 00:56:35,033 --> 00:56:36,533 He doesn't mean that. 1168 00:56:36,535 --> 00:56:37,801 I... I don't want that held against him 1169 00:56:37,803 --> 00:56:39,136 in a court of law or anything. 1170 00:56:47,212 --> 00:56:48,812 She's so mean. 1171 00:56:48,814 --> 00:56:50,514 Do you think she's single? 1172 00:57:02,828 --> 00:57:04,161 Don't touch anything. 1173 00:57:04,163 --> 00:57:06,296 Your tetanus shot isn't up to date. 1174 00:57:08,734 --> 00:57:11,468 This place smells like cardamom and sadness. 1175 00:57:17,910 --> 00:57:19,142 Jojo! 1176 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,144 Have you seen this creepy baby? 1177 00:57:37,796 --> 00:57:39,362 Boo! 1178 00:57:48,807 --> 00:57:51,274 Okay, Uber's almost here. 1179 00:57:51,276 --> 00:57:53,510 Let's keep this party going. 1180 00:57:53,512 --> 00:57:55,679 What you wanna do? You wanna go back to the bar? 1181 00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:57,013 You wanna go get froyo? 1182 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,048 Wanna go back to the bar? 1183 00:57:58,050 --> 00:57:59,716 I gotta go to the office. 1184 00:57:59,718 --> 00:58:01,218 Do you get it? I lost everything. 1185 00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:02,385 I gotta... I gotta catch up. 1186 00:58:02,387 --> 00:58:04,487 No, the workday's over, man. 1187 00:58:04,489 --> 00:58:05,722 Plus you are still drunk. 1188 00:58:07,459 --> 00:58:08,825 You can catch up tomorrow. 1189 00:58:08,827 --> 00:58:10,360 Tonight we're gonna have fun, you and me. 1190 00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:11,895 Meredith, please. 1191 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,534 I'm out. 1192 00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:19,069 Hey, wait. Wait! 1193 00:58:19,071 --> 00:58:21,738 Don't be ridiculous. I'll drop you off at home. 1194 00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:23,807 At home? That's just it. I don't want to go home! 1195 00:58:25,244 --> 00:58:27,143 I hate it there. Do you know that? 1196 00:58:27,145 --> 00:58:28,478 All I ever do 1197 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,848 is make sure that you don't starve. 1198 00:58:31,850 --> 00:58:34,751 And I put up with all of your stupid, obsessive... 1199 00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:37,153 Forget it. 1200 00:58:37,155 --> 00:58:38,822 Wait. Wait a second. Would you wait a second? 1201 00:58:38,824 --> 00:58:41,958 You need me, I help you, you bail. 1202 00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:44,461 Fuck you. 1203 00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:00,610 I need a coffee. 1204 00:59:00,612 --> 00:59:02,345 I need a coffee. 1205 00:59:22,534 --> 00:59:24,434 Anyone here? 1206 00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:30,874 Dr. Rowley? 1207 00:59:32,477 --> 00:59:34,277 Dr. Rowley? 1208 01:00:47,019 --> 01:00:48,351 Courtney. 1209 01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:53,223 James? 1210 01:00:53,225 --> 01:00:55,692 James, where are you? 1211 01:00:55,694 --> 01:00:57,127 Up here! 1212 01:00:57,129 --> 01:01:00,830 So... 1213 01:01:00,832 --> 01:01:03,166 um, I just... 1214 01:01:03,168 --> 01:01:06,803 I wanted to clear the air after what happened. 1215 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,306 Wait, what the hell is this? 1216 01:01:10,308 --> 01:01:12,709 If Rowley catches you up here she's going to... 1217 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:15,979 What is this? 1218 01:01:15,981 --> 01:01:19,716 I knew she was working on a particle accelerator. 1219 01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:24,921 How did she... 1220 01:01:24,923 --> 01:01:26,389 Oh! 1221 01:01:27,993 --> 01:01:29,225 It's not a ring. 1222 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:32,595 No! It's a linear collider. 1223 01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:35,732 Do you think that she made one? I mean... 1224 01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:37,333 Yes, I think that she made one 1225 01:01:37,335 --> 01:01:38,935 and I think that it's somewhere in this building 1226 01:01:38,937 --> 01:01:41,004 and you and I are gonna find it. 1227 01:01:50,615 --> 01:01:54,617 Now, that's... that's not why I came up here. 1228 01:01:55,854 --> 01:01:58,688 We have to clean this up. 1229 01:01:58,690 --> 01:02:01,391 We have to put everything back the way it was. 1230 01:02:01,393 --> 01:02:02,859 No! 1231 01:02:02,861 --> 01:02:05,228 No, no, no, don't you get it? 1232 01:02:05,230 --> 01:02:06,796 You don't ever have to go to Switzerland! 1233 01:02:06,798 --> 01:02:09,365 We have a Hadron collider right here. 1234 01:02:09,367 --> 01:02:11,134 You can stay! 1235 01:02:14,039 --> 01:02:15,071 Where... 1236 01:02:15,073 --> 01:02:17,307 Courtney... 1237 01:02:18,243 --> 01:02:19,309 Courtney. 1238 01:02:19,311 --> 01:02:20,743 Hey. 1239 01:02:20,745 --> 01:02:22,112 What makes you think 1240 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:24,414 I wanna stay here with you anyway, James? 1241 01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:26,649 Okay, I know. I messed up, 1242 01:02:26,651 --> 01:02:27,717 but I'm ready to change. 1243 01:02:27,719 --> 01:02:29,385 Really? 1244 01:02:29,387 --> 01:02:31,721 You keep saying that, but you just act weirder and weirder. 1245 01:02:31,723 --> 01:02:34,724 Like, what happened in the office today with Jimmy? 1246 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:38,328 You don't know the first thing about that nutcase, okay? 1247 01:02:38,330 --> 01:02:40,763 He seemed like he needed help. 1248 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,266 What? 1249 01:02:43,268 --> 01:02:44,601 Why can't we just stop what we're doing tonight 1250 01:02:44,603 --> 01:02:45,835 and go help him? 1251 01:02:45,837 --> 01:02:47,437 I think that'd be pretty difficult 1252 01:02:47,439 --> 01:02:48,671 'cause visiting hours are probably over by now. 1253 01:02:48,673 --> 01:02:51,174 - Why, is he in the hospital? - Nope. 1254 01:02:51,176 --> 01:02:52,275 The zoo? 1255 01:02:52,277 --> 01:02:54,177 - The zoo?! - I don't know! 1256 01:02:54,179 --> 01:02:55,578 He's in jail! 1257 01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:57,580 Jail? Jesus! 1258 01:02:57,582 --> 01:02:59,082 James, what happened? 1259 01:03:00,752 --> 01:03:02,685 There is stuff that you don't know about him, okay? 1260 01:03:02,687 --> 01:03:04,954 He threatened me, and he threatened my well-being 1261 01:03:04,956 --> 01:03:07,257 and he threatened my future at this institute 1262 01:03:07,259 --> 01:03:08,491 and I will not have it! 1263 01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,760 Okay, James, come on. 1264 01:03:10,762 --> 01:03:11,995 He's family. All right? 1265 01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:13,296 You have to bail him out. 1266 01:03:13,298 --> 01:03:15,698 Why, so you can fuck him? 1267 01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:17,600 Oh, man. Wow. 1268 01:03:17,602 --> 01:03:19,135 I'm sorry, I didn't... 1269 01:03:19,137 --> 01:03:21,037 Look, I know I screwed up last night, 1270 01:03:21,039 --> 01:03:23,773 but I had a moment of clarity and I'm not gonna apologize 1271 01:03:23,775 --> 01:03:25,308 for wanting to be a great scientist 1272 01:03:25,310 --> 01:03:28,444 just because you're not fully committed to it. 1273 01:03:28,446 --> 01:03:30,513 I'm not fully committed? 1274 01:03:30,515 --> 01:03:32,182 Why? 1275 01:03:32,184 --> 01:03:34,851 Why, because I actually have a life outside of this building? 1276 01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:37,287 You know what? Maybe you're right. 1277 01:03:37,289 --> 01:03:38,788 Maybe I am into Jimmy. 1278 01:03:38,790 --> 01:03:41,357 Maybe I'm attracted to someone 1279 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,226 who knows how to relax and have fun 1280 01:03:43,228 --> 01:03:45,728 and isn't focused on singlet trails 1281 01:03:45,730 --> 01:03:48,898 when he's kissing my tits! 1282 01:03:48,900 --> 01:03:50,667 You can't make me choose between science... 1283 01:03:50,669 --> 01:03:55,405 No, no, no. No one's asking you to choose between anything! 1284 01:03:55,407 --> 01:03:57,640 It's about fully committing to where you are in the moment. 1285 01:03:57,642 --> 01:04:00,043 Right. "Wherever you are, be all there." 1286 01:04:00,045 --> 01:04:03,613 Yes! And you don't know how to do that, James. 1287 01:04:04,983 --> 01:04:07,417 Cat's dead. 1288 01:04:10,989 --> 01:04:12,488 I can't help who I am. 1289 01:04:12,490 --> 01:04:13,990 Well, you know, I... 1290 01:04:13,992 --> 01:04:15,592 I really hope that you get everything you want, 1291 01:04:15,594 --> 01:04:17,360 because in the meantime, 1292 01:04:17,362 --> 01:04:19,696 I'm gonna be fully committed to what I want, in Switzerland. 1293 01:04:19,698 --> 01:04:21,264 That's right. 1294 01:04:21,266 --> 01:04:24,100 Dr. Keller called from CERN. 1295 01:04:24,102 --> 01:04:25,368 I got it. 1296 01:04:25,370 --> 01:04:27,437 I'm the first Canadian to be hired 1297 01:04:27,439 --> 01:04:30,940 in a permanent position in the theory division. 1298 01:04:30,942 --> 01:04:33,509 How's that for not being fully committed? 1299 01:04:33,511 --> 01:04:34,844 - Wait... - No, no, no. 1300 01:04:34,846 --> 01:04:36,679 This isn't the part where you follow me 1301 01:04:36,681 --> 01:04:38,047 in some grand romantic gesture, okay? 1302 01:04:38,049 --> 01:04:39,515 So what part is this? 1303 01:04:39,517 --> 01:04:41,784 It's the part where you leave me the fuck alone. 1304 01:05:16,554 --> 01:05:17,987 Behind the table. 1305 01:05:27,766 --> 01:05:29,465 Ha! 1306 01:06:06,037 --> 01:06:08,237 You have until tonight to prove it. 1307 01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:11,107 How? 1308 01:06:11,109 --> 01:06:13,609 I mean, we don't invent time travel for another... 1309 01:06:13,611 --> 01:06:15,144 Your future self. 1310 01:06:15,146 --> 01:06:17,180 Bring him to me. 1311 01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:21,451 You've already seen him. 1312 01:06:21,453 --> 01:06:22,952 He was the one that stormed in here 1313 01:06:22,954 --> 01:06:24,654 swear-screaming your name yesterday. 1314 01:06:24,656 --> 01:06:27,824 I'll need a closer look. 1315 01:06:27,826 --> 01:06:28,858 Yeah, that's... 1316 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:30,393 That's gonna be a challenge. 1317 01:06:30,395 --> 01:06:33,062 Um, he knows everything. 1318 01:06:33,064 --> 01:06:35,465 He even knows that we're having this conversation right now. 1319 01:06:35,467 --> 01:06:37,900 He would know that I'd be coming after him. 1320 01:06:37,902 --> 01:06:40,203 Fascinating. 1321 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:42,472 Not my problem. 1322 01:06:44,642 --> 01:06:48,711 But... 1323 01:06:50,148 --> 01:06:54,016 If what you're saying is true... 1324 01:06:54,018 --> 01:06:58,921 if your theories are correct... 1325 01:06:58,923 --> 01:07:01,290 I'll make you my partner. 1326 01:07:05,663 --> 01:07:06,996 No! 1327 01:07:06,998 --> 01:07:09,565 Sorry. 1328 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:10,900 Very good. 1329 01:07:13,104 --> 01:07:15,471 Jimmy! Hello? 1330 01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:18,474 I know you can hear me. 1331 01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:23,413 You weren't at the police station. 1332 01:07:23,415 --> 01:07:25,948 I assume Courtney bailed you out? 1333 01:07:29,354 --> 01:07:30,720 Partner, huh? 1334 01:07:30,722 --> 01:07:34,357 Boy, you're really movin' up in the world. 1335 01:07:34,359 --> 01:07:36,225 We can make this right. 1336 01:07:36,227 --> 01:07:37,560 It's almost over. 1337 01:07:37,562 --> 01:07:40,363 Courtney's on her way to Switzerland, 1338 01:07:40,365 --> 01:07:42,131 Meredith finally knows the truth. 1339 01:07:42,133 --> 01:07:43,466 Yeah, but... 1340 01:07:43,468 --> 01:07:45,268 you know it's not working, don't you? 1341 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:47,537 Your little plan to stop me? 1342 01:07:47,539 --> 01:07:49,405 I mean, you haven't destroyed my career 1343 01:07:49,407 --> 01:07:51,808 and you're not gonna stop me from inventing time travel. 1344 01:07:51,810 --> 01:07:53,242 Yeah? How do you know that? 1345 01:07:53,244 --> 01:07:55,645 Because you're still here. 1346 01:07:56,714 --> 01:07:59,115 You're right. 1347 01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:01,384 That's why we're movin' on to plan B. 1348 01:08:03,922 --> 01:08:06,055 Plan B? 1349 01:08:06,057 --> 01:08:07,890 Okay! Great. Plan B. 1350 01:08:07,892 --> 01:08:09,258 I didn't know there was a plan B. 1351 01:08:09,260 --> 01:08:11,227 That's... What is plan B? 1352 01:08:13,331 --> 01:08:15,798 Kill Rowley. 1353 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,167 Plan B is terrible. That's a very bad plan. 1354 01:08:18,169 --> 01:08:20,136 Very bad plan, you can't... 1355 01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:22,405 You can't do that. You... 1356 01:08:22,407 --> 01:08:25,174 You wouldn't do that. We... 1357 01:08:25,176 --> 01:08:26,476 We don't have that in us. 1358 01:08:26,478 --> 01:08:28,711 Oh, I think we do. 1359 01:08:30,448 --> 01:08:32,081 Wait. 1360 01:08:32,083 --> 01:08:34,517 If you kill Rowley, sure, we don't create time travel, 1361 01:08:34,519 --> 01:08:36,319 but then you can't come back in time in the first place 1362 01:08:36,321 --> 01:08:37,787 to kill her anyway. 1363 01:08:37,789 --> 01:08:39,088 You would create a paradox 1364 01:08:39,090 --> 01:08:40,857 that would destroy the entire universe! 1365 01:08:40,859 --> 01:08:43,259 Well that's an interesting theory. 1366 01:08:43,261 --> 01:08:44,727 Let's find out. 1367 01:08:49,467 --> 01:08:51,167 Fine. 1368 01:08:52,871 --> 01:08:54,604 I give up. 1369 01:08:55,974 --> 01:08:57,507 You win. 1370 01:09:00,278 --> 01:09:02,545 I can't believe this is what we've become. 1371 01:09:06,885 --> 01:09:08,551 I'm not the bad guy here. 1372 01:09:08,553 --> 01:09:10,419 James. 1373 01:09:12,991 --> 01:09:15,358 Hey, I'm the one trying to save you! 1374 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,460 Hello? 1375 01:09:21,199 --> 01:09:22,732 Seventh grade dance. 1376 01:09:22,734 --> 01:09:24,233 This is where Bryan Gunderland kicked our ass. 1377 01:09:26,504 --> 01:09:28,571 - Yes, he did. - Mm-hm. 1378 01:09:30,074 --> 01:09:31,607 Right over there. 1379 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:36,812 I believe he farted in our face, if memory serves. 1380 01:09:36,814 --> 01:09:38,047 He certainly did. 1381 01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:39,382 Well, don't worry. 1382 01:09:40,752 --> 01:09:43,052 I got him back. 1383 01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:45,321 Yeah, what? Did you slash his tires? 1384 01:09:45,323 --> 01:09:46,889 I fucked his wife. 1385 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,524 What? 1386 01:09:48,526 --> 01:09:50,326 - I did! - You did not. 1387 01:09:50,328 --> 01:09:52,428 (UNCLEAR), I'm tellin' ya, I found her. 1388 01:09:53,498 --> 01:09:56,165 Horrible! Horrible! 1389 01:09:56,167 --> 01:09:59,435 I have created memories that I don't even wanna have. 1390 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:05,174 How'd you do that? 1391 01:10:05,176 --> 01:10:06,609 Guess I was in the moment. 1392 01:10:06,611 --> 01:10:08,044 No... 1393 01:10:13,451 --> 01:10:15,384 Jimmy? 1394 01:10:18,389 --> 01:10:19,689 Huh? 1395 01:10:19,691 --> 01:10:22,091 Welcome back. 1396 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,426 Dr. Rowley will be here any moment. 1397 01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:25,261 I trust that you will be respectful. 1398 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:29,532 Oh my god! 1399 01:10:29,534 --> 01:10:32,435 Funny, is it? 1400 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:33,936 Oh, yeah. 1401 01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:38,240 It's kinda hilarious how badly I fucked this up. 1402 01:10:38,242 --> 01:10:41,310 And all because I underestimated 1403 01:10:41,312 --> 01:10:43,813 how much of a shithead I used to be. 1404 01:10:43,815 --> 01:10:45,748 I think there's a way we can all win here. 1405 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:47,249 I really do. 1406 01:10:47,251 --> 01:10:48,818 Oh, no. The only way I win 1407 01:10:48,820 --> 01:10:51,787 is if that puckered asshole of a scientist is dead. 1408 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,990 Hey, she's a brilliant mind and I will not... 1409 01:10:53,992 --> 01:10:55,324 You know what? Save your ass kissing 1410 01:10:55,326 --> 01:10:56,726 till she gets here in about five seconds. 1411 01:10:56,728 --> 01:10:57,760 You're gonna need it. 1412 01:10:57,762 --> 01:10:59,629 James? 1413 01:10:59,631 --> 01:11:01,764 Showtime! 1414 01:11:01,766 --> 01:11:03,332 Hello, Edna! 1415 01:11:03,334 --> 01:11:04,433 Hello, my dear! 1416 01:11:04,435 --> 01:11:06,335 So good to see you! 1417 01:11:06,337 --> 01:11:07,670 You're looking quite youthful. 1418 01:11:07,672 --> 01:11:08,938 Come in! 1419 01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:11,507 Welcome to my humble abode. 1420 01:11:11,509 --> 01:11:12,842 I would offer you 1421 01:11:12,844 --> 01:11:14,143 a cup of tea, 1422 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:16,178 but I'm a little tied up at the moment. 1423 01:11:16,180 --> 01:11:18,247 It's incredible. 1424 01:11:18,249 --> 01:11:20,616 I know. I know! And this is the work that you and I... 1425 01:11:20,618 --> 01:11:24,020 It's incredible that you think I'm foolish enough 1426 01:11:24,022 --> 01:11:26,856 to believe that this blubbery, 1427 01:11:26,858 --> 01:11:30,593 bulbous, pasty-skinned, asexual, 1428 01:11:30,595 --> 01:11:34,296 repugnant degenerate is actually you. 1429 01:11:34,298 --> 01:11:35,364 Uh... 1430 01:11:35,366 --> 01:11:36,999 Dr. Rowley, please wait. 1431 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,834 James, unless you can produce empirical evidence 1432 01:11:38,836 --> 01:11:40,102 in the next ten seconds... 1433 01:11:40,104 --> 01:11:41,771 - I can. I ask... - A tissue sample? 1434 01:11:41,773 --> 01:11:43,506 - Well, no. - Blood? DNA? 1435 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:45,741 Uh, not exactly. 1436 01:11:48,212 --> 01:11:49,712 James, what are you... 1437 01:11:49,714 --> 01:11:52,014 We have the same, very specific penis. 1438 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:54,517 It's like the Big Dipper with, um... 1439 01:11:55,953 --> 01:11:57,553 Hey, keep your dick in your pants there, James. 1440 01:11:57,555 --> 01:12:00,022 Edna? 1441 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:02,491 I am so sorry for my behaviour yesterday. 1442 01:12:02,493 --> 01:12:05,795 It was uncouth to say the least. 1443 01:12:05,797 --> 01:12:09,298 How are the treatments going for the lymphoma? 1444 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:11,300 Oh, right! 1445 01:12:11,302 --> 01:12:13,335 Yeah, you just found out about that last week, 1446 01:12:13,337 --> 01:12:15,471 you haven't told anybody. Sorry! 1447 01:12:15,473 --> 01:12:16,706 Hey, spoiler alert though: 1448 01:12:16,708 --> 01:12:18,307 you kick the crap out of the cancer. 1449 01:12:18,309 --> 01:12:20,009 Full recovery. 1450 01:12:20,011 --> 01:12:21,243 Edna. 1451 01:12:21,245 --> 01:12:23,879 It's me. 1452 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:27,249 You don't know me like this, but I know you. 1453 01:12:28,820 --> 01:12:30,886 I know that your first boyfriend left you for your sister 1454 01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,521 and you haven't spoken to her since, 1455 01:12:32,523 --> 01:12:37,159 and that your father is a cold-blooded son of a bitch. 1456 01:12:38,830 --> 01:12:40,529 And that's why you never felt that you had a family, 1457 01:12:40,531 --> 01:12:42,765 or ever really needed one. 1458 01:12:42,767 --> 01:12:44,166 Stop! 1459 01:12:46,104 --> 01:12:47,603 I've never told anyone any of this. 1460 01:12:47,605 --> 01:12:48,871 No, you haven't 1461 01:12:48,873 --> 01:12:50,372 and you won't for about nine years. 1462 01:12:50,374 --> 01:12:51,407 Shall I go on? 1463 01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:52,908 No! 1464 01:12:54,011 --> 01:12:55,811 No. 1465 01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:59,415 That's quite enough. 1466 01:13:04,188 --> 01:13:05,588 My instincts were right about you. 1467 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,622 Yes, they were. 1468 01:13:06,624 --> 01:13:09,458 Oh, this is so good, Edna. 1469 01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:12,361 I'm gonna save you 12 years of frustration 1470 01:13:12,363 --> 01:13:14,430 and missteps! 1471 01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:16,632 Untie me. 1472 01:13:16,634 --> 01:13:18,033 Dr. Rowley, I think you've heard 1473 01:13:18,035 --> 01:13:20,536 quite enough for one day. 1474 01:13:20,538 --> 01:13:23,105 We don't have to wait 12 years, James. 1475 01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:25,141 Your future self can tell us everything 1476 01:13:25,143 --> 01:13:26,909 we need to know today. 1477 01:13:26,911 --> 01:13:27,943 - Yes! - Dr. Rowley, 1478 01:13:27,945 --> 01:13:30,546 this technology, 1479 01:13:30,548 --> 01:13:32,114 we are going to learn everything 1480 01:13:32,116 --> 01:13:34,917 that we need to learn and discover ourselves 1481 01:13:34,919 --> 01:13:37,153 when we're supposed to. I strongly believe 1482 01:13:37,155 --> 01:13:39,121 that we need to let this run its course here. 1483 01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:40,923 You need to think bigger, James. 1484 01:13:40,925 --> 01:13:42,658 Exactly, exactly. 1485 01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:44,093 You untie me, 1486 01:13:44,095 --> 01:13:46,662 I'm gonna unlock all the secrets of the universe. 1487 01:13:46,664 --> 01:13:48,798 Okay. Shh. 1488 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,099 What is going on? 1489 01:13:50,101 --> 01:13:52,334 Why did you do that to yourself? 1490 01:13:52,336 --> 01:13:56,505 Time travel apparently makes you mildly unstable. 1491 01:13:56,507 --> 01:13:58,240 Another thing we'll need to work out 1492 01:13:58,242 --> 01:14:00,409 and another reason why we don't wanna rush 1493 01:14:00,411 --> 01:14:02,745 this process, Dr. Rowley. 1494 01:14:02,747 --> 01:14:06,248 All you need to worry about and all you need to know 1495 01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:08,617 is that everything's gonna work out fine here. 1496 01:14:08,619 --> 01:14:10,920 How do you know? 1497 01:14:10,922 --> 01:14:14,323 Well, the fact that he is still here assures us 1498 01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:16,959 that it all works out. 1499 01:14:16,961 --> 01:14:19,228 Dr. Rowley, we can do this. 1500 01:14:20,364 --> 01:14:22,364 Your engineering breakthrough 1501 01:14:22,366 --> 01:14:23,833 with my theoretical work? 1502 01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:26,602 I mean, the proof is sitting right in front of us. 1503 01:14:28,105 --> 01:14:30,773 Well, tomorrow should be an interesting day. 1504 01:14:30,775 --> 01:14:32,641 Tomorrow? 1505 01:14:32,643 --> 01:14:36,312 I'll announce your promotion and our partnership. 1506 01:14:36,314 --> 01:14:38,547 Now, what... what do we do 1507 01:14:38,549 --> 01:14:39,949 about him? 1508 01:14:39,951 --> 01:14:43,219 I mean, how unstable is he? 1509 01:14:43,221 --> 01:14:44,486 Oh, he's fine, he's fine. 1510 01:14:44,488 --> 01:14:46,155 But you really should go. Yeah. 1511 01:14:46,157 --> 01:14:47,690 I... I-You know what? 1512 01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:51,126 You should treat yourself to a hotel room tonight. 1513 01:14:51,128 --> 01:14:52,528 Yeah, don't go home. 1514 01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:55,865 Go to a hotel, unwind, you know, rest. 1515 01:14:55,867 --> 01:14:57,333 You got a big day tomorrow. 1516 01:14:57,335 --> 01:14:58,868 Get off the grid! 1517 01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:00,703 Don't tell anyone where you're staying, okay, 1518 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,238 especially not me, 1519 01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:04,073 and I will see you in the morning. 1520 01:15:04,075 --> 01:15:05,341 Indeed, you shall. 1521 01:15:17,521 --> 01:15:19,255 Okay. 1522 01:15:19,257 --> 01:15:20,656 I'm gonna untie you, 1523 01:15:20,658 --> 01:15:21,991 and I'm gonna take that out of your mouth, 1524 01:15:21,993 --> 01:15:23,759 but you need to listen to me first, okay? 1525 01:15:23,761 --> 01:15:26,996 This is my life. 1526 01:15:26,998 --> 01:15:29,665 You had your chance and I am truly sorry 1527 01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:32,167 that it didn't work out the way that you wanted it to. 1528 01:15:33,938 --> 01:15:37,072 But this is what I want. 1529 01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:39,742 Maybe you'll never disappear and that's fine. 1530 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:43,178 You can go and live your life 1531 01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:45,848 the way you want to, now, in the present! 1532 01:15:47,451 --> 01:15:50,486 And let me live the way I want. 1533 01:15:53,357 --> 01:15:55,024 Nod if you understand this. 1534 01:15:59,130 --> 01:16:01,030 Right. So you... 1535 01:16:01,032 --> 01:16:02,598 Okay. I'm gonna... 1536 01:16:07,371 --> 01:16:09,038 Gonna get you out of here. There you go. 1537 01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:12,207 Right, right. 1538 01:16:16,314 --> 01:16:18,714 You're not gonna say anything? 1539 01:16:18,716 --> 01:16:20,649 Nothin' to say. 1540 01:16:20,651 --> 01:16:22,484 You're on your own. 1541 01:16:35,599 --> 01:16:37,566 Hey! 1542 01:16:37,568 --> 01:16:39,902 Hey. 1543 01:16:39,904 --> 01:16:42,771 Uh... 1544 01:16:42,773 --> 01:16:45,074 There's somethin' I need to tell you. 1545 01:16:48,179 --> 01:16:49,445 Courtney. 1546 01:16:49,447 --> 01:16:50,679 Courtney, come on! Just slow down. 1547 01:16:50,681 --> 01:16:52,247 Give me a second for God's sake. 1548 01:16:52,249 --> 01:16:54,516 Time travel?! 1549 01:16:56,253 --> 01:16:58,253 You've been you this entire time? 1550 01:16:58,255 --> 01:16:59,822 You travelled through time 1551 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:01,757 and you didn't think to tell me 1552 01:17:01,759 --> 01:17:03,625 the second you figured it out?! 1553 01:17:03,627 --> 01:17:05,094 I didn't know how to tell ya. 1554 01:17:05,096 --> 01:17:07,796 James. 1555 01:17:07,798 --> 01:17:12,368 How could this possibly be what you end up like? 1556 01:17:12,370 --> 01:17:16,739 Well, I'm gonna try to take that as a compliment. 1557 01:17:19,710 --> 01:17:22,111 I... I just can't. 1558 01:17:48,305 --> 01:17:50,272 I don't know, I don't know. 1559 01:17:54,645 --> 01:17:57,079 What if you are my future? 1560 01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:02,017 Like maybe... 1561 01:18:02,019 --> 01:18:04,286 maybe you do come to CERN with me. 1562 01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:09,224 Sometimes people meet at the wrong time. 1563 01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:12,327 Like... maybe I was always supposed to meet you 1564 01:18:12,329 --> 01:18:14,663 at this age. 1565 01:18:14,665 --> 01:18:16,765 No. 1566 01:18:16,767 --> 01:18:18,934 I've seen your future. 1567 01:18:18,936 --> 01:18:21,003 And believe me, 1568 01:18:21,005 --> 01:18:24,006 being with a 60-year-old time travelling paradox 1569 01:18:24,008 --> 01:18:27,376 is... not an upgrade. 1570 01:18:27,378 --> 01:18:29,411 No, you have so many incredible things 1571 01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:31,747 that are gonna happen to you. 1572 01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:40,989 Do you know how long I've been in love with you? 1573 01:18:47,698 --> 01:18:49,264 I blew it. 1574 01:18:51,569 --> 01:18:53,802 I blew it so bad. 1575 01:18:57,775 --> 01:19:01,076 Turns out I'm too stupid... 1576 01:19:01,078 --> 01:19:02,478 to deserve you. 1577 01:19:05,916 --> 01:19:07,583 That's why you're gonna go. 1578 01:19:07,585 --> 01:19:10,385 You're gonna go to CERN on your own, 1579 01:19:10,387 --> 01:19:14,756 because if you stay here... 1580 01:19:14,758 --> 01:19:16,692 nothing's gonna change. 1581 01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:24,299 How come you always say the right thing 1582 01:19:24,301 --> 01:19:26,401 at just the right time? 1583 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,673 Because I'm from the future. 1584 01:19:35,746 --> 01:19:38,881 And I sure as shit got it wrong the first time around. 1585 01:19:41,485 --> 01:19:43,986 Don't tell me how it ends. 1586 01:20:20,558 --> 01:20:21,890 Meredith? 1587 01:20:41,745 --> 01:20:43,011 Hello. 1588 01:20:43,013 --> 01:20:45,347 Hey! You picked up. Thank you. 1589 01:20:45,349 --> 01:20:47,749 I'm kinda busy, James. 1590 01:20:47,751 --> 01:20:49,051 Yeah. No, I know. 1591 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:50,752 I'm sorry, I won't keep you. 1592 01:20:50,754 --> 01:20:52,187 I just, uh... 1593 01:20:52,189 --> 01:20:54,389 I wanted to, um... 1594 01:20:54,391 --> 01:20:56,525 Tomorrow is Rowley's big press conference, you know, 1595 01:20:56,527 --> 01:20:59,895 and I know things got weird with us 1596 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:02,531 but I really hope that, um... 1597 01:21:02,533 --> 01:21:03,865 I'm leaving tomorrow. 1598 01:21:03,867 --> 01:21:05,167 Right. 1599 01:21:07,104 --> 01:21:09,671 Yeah, of course. No, I know. 1600 01:21:09,673 --> 01:21:12,608 Uh, what time's your flight? 1601 01:21:12,610 --> 01:21:14,276 You know, maybe we could just grab... 1602 01:21:14,278 --> 01:21:16,478 - I'm sorry, I um... - ...a quick breakfast before you go? 1603 01:21:17,514 --> 01:21:20,115 I have to finish packing. 1604 01:21:20,117 --> 01:21:22,017 So... 1605 01:21:22,019 --> 01:21:24,720 Um, another time. 1606 01:21:24,722 --> 01:21:26,622 Like, maybe you could come back 1607 01:21:26,624 --> 01:21:30,425 as a version of yourself that has his shit together? 1608 01:21:32,963 --> 01:21:34,730 I'll take your silence as confirmation 1609 01:21:34,732 --> 01:21:37,466 that Jimmy wasn't playing a horrible trick on me. 1610 01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:40,469 I really... 1611 01:21:40,471 --> 01:21:42,638 I really wanted to tell you. 1612 01:21:44,975 --> 01:21:46,341 I... 1613 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:04,559 Smile, James. 1614 01:22:04,561 --> 01:22:07,763 Your whole life is about to change. 1615 01:22:07,765 --> 01:22:11,667 All my other projects are irrelevant, 1616 01:22:11,669 --> 01:22:15,404 compared to the work that we're about to announce. 1617 01:22:15,406 --> 01:22:17,806 I'm gonna shut them down. 1618 01:22:17,808 --> 01:22:21,410 Just close my facility completely. 1619 01:22:21,412 --> 01:22:24,012 We'll move into a smaller lab. 1620 01:22:25,349 --> 01:22:27,616 This will afford us enough capital 1621 01:22:27,618 --> 01:22:31,153 to fund the work for five years. 1622 01:22:31,155 --> 01:22:34,122 Fi... but we already know that it takes 12 years. 1623 01:22:34,124 --> 01:22:36,024 No. 1624 01:22:36,026 --> 01:22:38,694 The first time around it took 12 years, 1625 01:22:38,696 --> 01:22:41,430 but that's because we didn't know then what we know now, 1626 01:22:41,432 --> 01:22:43,198 that it works! 1627 01:22:45,302 --> 01:22:47,502 You'd be surprised, 1628 01:22:47,504 --> 01:22:51,873 the difference that kind of confidence makes! 1629 01:22:51,875 --> 01:22:54,576 And tenacity and work ethic. 1630 01:22:55,879 --> 01:22:59,147 Yes but Dr. Rowley, Jimmy told us 1631 01:22:59,149 --> 01:23:02,951 that we committed everything to this project. 1632 01:23:02,953 --> 01:23:06,388 All of our time, all of our efforts. 1633 01:23:06,390 --> 01:23:08,490 All of our energy. We... 1634 01:23:08,492 --> 01:23:09,858 It was all we did! 1635 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:14,129 So we sank our whole lives into this work, 1636 01:23:14,131 --> 01:23:15,897 for 12 years. 1637 01:23:15,899 --> 01:23:18,567 So, we'll double our efforts. 1638 01:23:18,569 --> 01:23:20,001 Think about it. 1639 01:23:20,003 --> 01:23:22,137 Neither of us is married. 1640 01:23:22,139 --> 01:23:25,407 We don't have family or any of the baggage whatsoever. 1641 01:23:25,409 --> 01:23:29,077 We don't even have a single friend between us. 1642 01:23:29,079 --> 01:23:31,346 The only person who even remotely paid attention to you 1643 01:23:31,348 --> 01:23:35,384 is about to get on a plane. 1644 01:23:35,386 --> 01:23:37,552 There's absolutely nothing stopping us 1645 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:40,622 from dedicating every waking moment to this work. 1646 01:23:44,595 --> 01:23:46,328 Dr. Rowley, it's time. 1647 01:24:01,378 --> 01:24:03,879 Yeah. 1648 01:24:03,881 --> 01:24:05,313 All right, let's go! 1649 01:24:06,884 --> 01:24:09,751 Now boarding at Gate 12, 1650 01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:13,855 flight 394 to Geneva is now boarding at Gate 12. 1651 01:24:19,396 --> 01:24:20,629 Hi. 1652 01:24:20,631 --> 01:24:21,897 Oh, hi. Where are you going today? 1653 01:24:21,899 --> 01:24:23,698 Switzerland. 1654 01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:25,567 Can you take Leslie? 1655 01:24:25,569 --> 01:24:26,601 It's faster. 1656 01:24:26,603 --> 01:24:27,936 Hi. 1657 01:24:29,706 --> 01:24:30,806 You just made it! 1658 01:24:30,808 --> 01:24:32,073 Thank you. 1659 01:24:32,075 --> 01:24:33,608 Enjoy your flight. 1660 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:57,933 Hello, everyone, 1661 01:24:57,935 --> 01:25:00,702 and thank you all for being here today. 1662 01:25:02,973 --> 01:25:05,140 Today I have come here 1663 01:25:05,142 --> 01:25:06,775 to talk about the Rowley Institute's plans 1664 01:25:06,777 --> 01:25:09,244 for the future. 1665 01:25:09,246 --> 01:25:11,780 For the past several years, I've been working 1666 01:25:11,782 --> 01:25:14,516 with one of the greatest scientific minds of our time... 1667 01:25:14,518 --> 01:25:17,252 "time" being the critical word here. 1668 01:25:18,755 --> 01:25:21,323 For this young man has developed the key 1669 01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:25,527 to unlocking the very mystery 1670 01:25:25,529 --> 01:25:27,229 of time itself. 1671 01:25:29,266 --> 01:25:32,367 It was Charles Darwin who said, 1672 01:25:32,369 --> 01:25:36,638 "A man who dares to waste one hour of time 1673 01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:40,342 "has not discovered the value of life." 1674 01:25:41,512 --> 01:25:42,777 It is my pleasure 1675 01:25:42,779 --> 01:25:45,947 to introduce to you my protégé, 1676 01:25:45,949 --> 01:25:49,184 my discovery, 1677 01:25:49,186 --> 01:25:51,019 my gift to the world. 1678 01:25:52,356 --> 01:25:54,723 A man whose name will soon reverberate 1679 01:25:54,725 --> 01:25:56,658 throughout the scientific community 1680 01:25:56,660 --> 01:25:59,060 and far beyond. 1681 01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:02,864 James Dolinsky. 1682 01:26:07,804 --> 01:26:09,104 Shit! 1683 01:26:20,984 --> 01:26:22,484 What are you doing? 1684 01:26:22,486 --> 01:26:24,319 You got a crazy person with a bow and arrow! 1685 01:26:24,321 --> 01:26:25,554 Get the fuck outta here! 1686 01:26:33,764 --> 01:26:35,096 Edna? 1687 01:26:54,017 --> 01:26:55,850 Edna? 1688 01:27:16,573 --> 01:27:18,273 Edna? 1689 01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:19,668 What... 1690 01:28:19,670 --> 01:28:21,036 What? 1691 01:28:26,710 --> 01:28:29,210 Nice work, shithead. 1692 01:29:24,735 --> 01:29:26,501 Hi. 1693 01:29:28,071 --> 01:29:31,139 Hi... 1694 01:29:41,118 --> 01:29:42,817 - Hello. - Hi. 1695 01:29:45,255 --> 01:29:46,588 Tear a little piece off. 1696 01:29:48,191 --> 01:29:50,291 What, like this? 1697 01:29:50,293 --> 01:29:51,392 Yeah. 1698 01:29:51,394 --> 01:29:53,194 Just let it melt 1699 01:29:53,196 --> 01:29:55,730 on your tongue. 1700 01:29:55,732 --> 01:29:57,365 Enjoy that moment. 1701 01:29:57,367 --> 01:29:59,300 Don't rush it. 1702 01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:05,740 Holy shit. 1703 01:30:05,742 --> 01:30:08,309 Right? 1704 01:30:08,311 --> 01:30:10,979 This is... 1705 01:30:10,981 --> 01:30:13,448 the best thing I've ever tasted. 1706 01:30:14,918 --> 01:30:17,485 Yeah. 1707 01:30:17,487 --> 01:30:18,553 Hi. 1708 01:30:18,555 --> 01:30:19,788 Hi. 1709 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,660 I can't believe you're here. 1710 01:31:11,807 --> 01:31:14,509 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1710 01:31:15,305 --> 01:31:21,640 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 117277

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