Original subtitles

Mosfilm

UNKNOWN FROM PETERSBURG

after the play "Revizorul" by N.V.Gogol

subtitle made by Das

scenario V.Bahnov, L.Gaidai

director Leonid Gaidai

mounting Serghei Poluianov

production designer Evgheni Kumankov

the music Aleksandr Zaţepin

- Piotr Ivanovici!

- Very unpleasant news.

- What ? What happened ?

- I asked you here, gentlemen, to let you know

very bad news.

A reviewer comes to us.

- How so ?!

A reviewer ?!

- How do you mean a reviewer?

- A reviewer.

From Petersburg.

Come undiscovered.

Come undiscovered. And above with secret provisions.

- Oh my God ! And, above, with secret provisions!

I was feeling something.

I dreamed of two rats all night of an unnatural size.

As I say, I haven't seen it since rats like these.

They were black, they came, they sniffed and left.

But stay tuned for your letter that I received last night.

"Dear friends, comet and benefactor ...

I am in a hurry to let you know that a driver arrived here

with the task of reviewing the whole prefecture

and especially your county.

- Don't do it!

- That's what we needed now let us come to this again!

"because I know you have your little sins,

like everybody, that you are just a man with a head

and you don't like to let yourself get away what's in your hand ...

- Well, here they were ...

"so I advise you to take all your measures,

because he can arrive at any moment

if it didn't happen to have arrived by now,

and to have fired somewhere incognito ...

- Why come, Anton Antonovici?

Why should the reviewer come to us?

- Why ? We must have written it!

- I believe, Anton Antonovici,

that it must be here rather a political thing.

Here's what I count:

Russia ... yes ... is going to to start a war

and the minister, as you can see, sent a chieftain to find out if there wasn't a betrayal somewhere.

- Where did you get this from?

Betrayal in a provincial city!

Yes what ? Do we seem to be here on the border?

Here's to running for three years and yet you do not go beyond the borders of the kingdom.

- I think we have war with the Turks.

And that's why only the Frenchman is to blame.

- What war with the Turks?

Where do the Turks come from?

It's gonna be bad for us not by the Turks.

- No, I'm telling you so ...

She has the mastery, an account. At least it's far from the capital,

wants to smell how things are about us.

- Knowing it, not knowing it, I, gentlemen, have warned you.

So ... watch out!

That damn incognito he will roll his eyes from one to the other.

"Aha! Here, you are the pigeons!

Get me to tell you which of you is the judge?

- Leapkin -Teapkin!

- "Come here, Leapkin -Teapkin! "

"And who is the epitropist charitable establishments? "

"Zemlianika!"

"Bring Zemlianika over here!"

And who is ...?

- Tell me, gentlemen!

What happened ? Which driver is to come?

- A fireman is coming from Petersburg. A reviewer!

Come undetected!

And with secret provisions!

I'm fucking starving!

My hunger pangs roar,

as if it were ringing in my womb trumpeters of an entire regiment.

It's the second month since I left Piter!

The pigeon spent all the money on the way.

And now he stands with his tail between his legs.

Oh, my God!

How hungry I am now that everyone would swallow it!

- Who is this young man?

- He's a Petersburg guy,

and his name is Ivan Aleksandrovich Hlestakov.

It's the second week, since he stays with us, he does not leave the inn

he says that everything is passed to him and he doesn't want to pay even a cop.

- To know that this is not a clean thing here.

- He has a nice look.

And he has a lot, much remember everything ...

- What, then, did you roll up the booth again?

- Why should I roll over? What, like I never saw a drunk?

- Lying ! You rolled. Don't you see that he's still upset?

- Yeah, what do I need to get drunk?

I don't know what he's up to?

I only have my feet and I can stand.

- Take you ....

- Where to go ?

- Downstairs, the buffet ...

And he says there to bring my table.

- The hangman said he didn't give us food anymore.

- How dare he not give us more? You hear stupidity!

- He told me more that he goes to the mayor ...

"You and your boyfriend - I mean - you are both Some beggars, but your boyfriend is a scam too.

We've seen it before - he says - you bastards and bastards like you. "

- And you asshole, you're glad to let me know immediately.

- "I - I say - I'm not gonna joke

I'm going to rush to take him to the station and put him in jail. "

- Well, they are ready!

Come on, go and tell him give me food!

What a beefed up beef!

Really I would like to eat something!

If it hadn't been the head of the Penza

I would have left money to get home.

That infantry captain he gave me ready.

I spent a whole quarter of a hour playing ...

And he left me lefter!

Still, I wish I was great to play with him again.

- Filippovici Artemi!

No doubt the reviewer will want to visit, First of all, charitable establishments.

So take it as a whole be in good order.

The sick should stop walking as dirty as baskets.

Sucks should be clean.

- No one knows what works! I can give them, please, clean socks, too.

And it should be as few patients as possible.

Otherwise he will blame on poor care

or the doctor's failure.

- Oh! As for the medical side, Hristian Ivanovici and with me we took our measures:

the more we let nature work so much the better.

We don't use expensive doctors.

Well, some ordinary people: if he dies, he dies,

and if it were to heal, it heals and so on.

Where else do you put that hard on him to Hristian Ivanovici

to get along with the sick because he doesn't know Russian.

-No, Anton Antonovici, God forbid to serve in education.

You're scared all the time.

Each mixes where the pot is not boiling and everyone wants to show that he's a smart man too.

- Ammos Feodorovici!

It's not good to hang in there above the archive cabinet

the bounty hunter for you.

I know you like to hunt

but I think you better get him out of there for a while

and after the reviewer leaves you can put it back.

So do you to your advisor ...

When you get close to him, he smells you as if it were now coming out of a distillery.

And that's not good again.

- For nothing. This smell you can't remove it anymore.

He says that when he was a child,

the girl hit him because I don't know what and then he gave her a little vodka.

Yes Yes...

- Ivan Kuzmici!

Couldn't you, in the interest of us all

to do like any letter which arrives at the post office

to be - you know - to be slightly misplaced and read?

Not one of them any complaint.

If I don't report them, you seal the letter

but after all, you can let it go and so spoiled.

- I know I know !

Don't teach me that!

I do it out of curiosity.

I'm dying to know what's new in the world.

Too bad you don't read and you letters.

You find in them a wonderful passage.

- Be careful, don't get in trouble one day!

- Oh, daddy!

- Nothing's happening! He didn't care!

- Yeah, it's a mess.

And I who, I came to you, Anton Antonovici, to give you a puppy.

She's a good sister to dogs you know.

- Batiuška!

Don't burn me with your dogs now.

- As for small sins of which it is said in the letter, I have nothing to say.

That would be weird let's talk about it

because he is not human that he may not have his little sins.

That's from God.

- They are sins and sins.

For example, I say openly, that I take bribes.

But what kind of bribe?

Hunting dogs? This is something else entirely.

- There will be hunting dogs, there would be something else.

- Forgive me, Anton Antonovici.

Look, if anyone has, let's say,

five hundred rubles or his wife has a shawl ...

- And what about that if you get a bribe only breed dogs?

Instead, you do not believe in God

and the church you've never been

while I am firm in my faith

and it's not Sunday not to listen to the liturgy.

While you ... let me know you.

When you start talking about making the world Your hair is made brown, not another.

- I came alone with my mind to such beliefs.

- Sometimes it is bad to have too much mind, even worse than not having it at all.

My head is only at that damn incognito.

I'm still waiting for the door to open and take the plunge ...

- An unexpected event!

- An unexpected news!

We both enter ...

- We both enter the hotel ...

- Piotr Ivanovici, let me let me say.

- No, please. Please let me know.

Besides, you do not understand either to tell.

I know you have a missing tooth in your mouth and you know it.

- And you're going to get confused and you'll forget something.

- I don't forget. What a God!

- Talk once, for God's sake !

What happened ?

It blew my heart out of place.

- Allow me, let me let me tell you all at once.

How I had the pleasure of leaving from you, I fled ...

... please, Piotr Ivanovici, do not interrupt me.

I flew the Korobkin.

But not finding it at home, on the way I met Piotr Ivanovici.

- Near the stalls where pies are sold ...

- Near the stalls where pies are sold ...

Piotr Ivanovici tells me: "let's get to the inn."

they just brought fresh salmon and we go for a snack.

I didn't go well in the inn, when, suddenly, a young man ...

- With a pretty look, in private clothes ...

- No, Piotr Ivanovici, I said "hey"!

- You said it first, but then I said so.

Both Piotr Ivanovici and I, I said "hehe."

This has to be the guy in question.

- Who? Which one to blame?

- That moviegoer about whom you received your notification.

Inspector!

- Do not tell ! God forbid ! Wouldn't that be?

- He is!

He doesn't even pay nor does he leave.

Who else can be but him?

- He is!

You know he is!

I felt the shivering.

- Have mercy on us, sinners!

And long ago?

- About two weeks.

- Bring the table.

- Bring ! Bring ! Bring ! Bring !

- The young man said this was the last time when he gives you more food.

- They scorn you, scorn you .... I care a little about you!

What do you have there ?

- Soup and steak.

- How so ? Only two ways?

It is too little.

-No, the skipper says that this is too much.

- But salmon, but chops?

- The chops are for more gentlemen who pay.

- I don't wanna talk anymore with a fool like you.

What kind of soup is that?

It has no taste, and you can.

I don't want this soup!

- If you don't want it, I take it back.

- Leave her here, fool!

These approaches may catch on others, not me.

I wouldn't advise you to behave like that with me.

I don't think there's a single man in this world anymore who would have eaten such a soup.

Look, instead of fat, floating flakes!

Osip, there's a little soup left. Take it you!

- What are we doing, Anton Antonovici?

We dress in a gala outfit and we go to the hotel?

- No no ! Let's send it first priesthood and mercy.

This is how he writes in "The Book of John the Mason."

- No no ! Let me go alone.

You, gentlemen, take appropriate measures each at his job.

And I'm going alone or look I take Piotr Ivanovici ...

the faces, let's do it, a simple walk particular to the inn to see

if the travelers somehow have no problems.

- What kind of steak is this?

That's not steak!

- Then what is it?

- This is roasted sole, not beef.

The logs, the channels!

Look at this with what I feed!

Trappers! You only know how to skip travelers!

- Get off as soon as possible the old fence near the boot

and you have to beat that place some straw-like bets

to sow the faces, with a work started.

As far as we can see more rubble,

so much will be said that the mayor takes care of the city.

Tell her what you did with that merchant, Cerniaev?

He gave you two grapefruits for a mundir

and you took the whole ball.

Put one's oar in ! You steal too much for your dinner.

Run away immediately and gather all the vultures and each one to take one.

Hardly scratched this sword!

Every one of them will try to get a little finger on their hand ...

... and sweep it!

All to be swept ...

Sins and only sins!

Give, Lord, to get out as soon as possible out of this mess

and I'll light a candle in the church as it has never been seen before.

I'll put the beasts of merchants give each one three wax puddings.

Oh, my God!

Forgive me, Lord! Forgive me!

- Anton Antonovici! - Tell Derjimorda ...

to control his fists.

- Anton Antonovici!

That's the box, not the bicorn! - Aha, the box, the box!

Let's go ! Come on, Piotr Ivanovici!

- Anton! Antoşa!

Where are you going ?

Who's here?

- Leave it, Mom, I'll tell you later!

- He left !

And I didn't find out anything! - We'll find out in two hours!

- Over two watches ?!

Thank you very much! Why didn't you say that in a month?

- Mayor !

Ask yourself.

- That hangman beast!

He has already called me!

What do I do if it really sticks and put me in jail?

What, maybe, if ... in a worthy way ...

No, no, no ... I don't want to!

- Live!

- My respects !...

- Forgive me ...

- Do nothing ...

- As mayor of this city,

I consider it my duty to take care of myself like all honest travelers and faces

not to be done to them no injustice ...

- What to do ?!

It's not my fault ...

I'll pay ... Rather, he is to blame.

The beef he gave me it was so loud, it was like a sole.

And the soup ... hell knows what he poured in there.

Had to throw it out the window.

- Excuse me, but really it's not my fault ...

In my market beef It's always good.

Let me propose that you come with me to find you another host.

- No, I do not want !

I know what another host means!

That means in prison!

What right do you have, please?

How dare you?

I'm an official in Petersburg.

I ... I'm going to complain to the Minister!

- Have mercy on me and I'm not miserable!

I have a wife and small children ...

- What's my job?

And because you have your wife and children does that mean I'm going to jail?

Smoking, I have no say!

- Unexpectedly. I mean, out of luck.

Our means are not reached ...

Leafa does not reach for tea and sugar either.

And even if I took a bribe it was small.

As for the sergeant's widow which, in my face, I would have ... beaten.

- That you beat the sergeant's wife that's a whole other thing.

- Don't you dare give in to me! That would be missing!

I'll pay ...

To pay the money, you pay her ... only now I don't have a lesson.

That's why I stayed here, because I don't have a copic.

- If you really need the money

my duty is to help travelers.

- Give me a loan then!

About two hundred rubles would be enough for me.

Maybe even less.

- You have exactly two hundred rubles here.

- Thank you very much !

As soon as I get to the country I'll send them back to you ...

Hey, Osip!

Call it the inn's maid. Quick !

- I, leaving my position as mayor,

from Christian love for our neighbor

I want every mortal to be well received.

And here, as a kind of reward,

the accident gave me the opportunity to make such a pleasant acquaintance.

- I am also very, very happy.

- I think this room it's a bit greasy!

- Shameless room!

And the buns are so big, it bites you like dogs.

- You do not say !

How could such a bright guest for you to endure one like this?

And from some no-nonsense bites who should not have been born in the world!

I would dare to ask you ... but no, I'm not worthy.

- How so ? - No, no. I'm not worthy!

- But what about it?

- I would dare ...

I have a wonderful room at my house.

I realize that would be an honor far too big for me.

- On the contrary.

I'm delighted. - Great joy you would make me!

Don't believe it that I do so out of flattery.

No, I don't have this seam.

Everything comes from the depths of the soul.

- I'm the same.

I don't like people with two faces either.

I really like that you are sincere and welcoming.

I have to admit that I don't need anything else

rather than showing me devotion and consideration.

Consideration and devotion.

- What will my wife enjoy!

I could dare to ask you to write

in front of you a few lines to my wife

to prepare for the reception to such an honorable guest?

- But why ?

Besides, you have ink in there.

Only paper I do not know if I have.

Can you write on this account?

- I'll write to her then. - Please, really please.

- Shoot a run and take this note.

- You wouldn't want to visit a few from the institutions of our city,

such as, charities, schools?

- With the greatest pleasure. I'm ready.

- You may want to visit and the city's prisons?

- Why visit the prisons?

- To figure it out how the evildoers are held by us.

- Then let's visit charities.

- Your will.

Please, please.

- What is it? What happened ?

- Nothing. Please, let's go.

Spread!

- Ah, mother, mother!

Look, there, in the head of the street, someone is coming.

- Where's he coming from?

You always have that kind of vision!

No, you're right. It's coming.

Who can it be? - It's Dobcinski, Mom!

- Which Dobcinski?

Something always happens to you ...

Not Dobcinski at all.

- Oh, mother Dobcinsky!

- You do nothing else rather than contradict me!

When I tell you that it's not Dobcinski!

- Now what do you say, mother? Do you see Dobcinsky?

- Yes, it's Dobcinski.

Why are you still with me?

Wait !

- What ? Come say !

- From Anton Antonovici ...

"I hasten to notify you, my soul, that my situation was very sad

but with the help of God,

for two walled cucumbers and a half serving of eggs,

one ruble and twenty-five kopecks ... "

I no longer understand anything.

What they have to do here dead cucumbers and eggs?

- There was a count on the paper.

- Ah, yes! You are right.

... "but with God's help, it seems that everything will end well.

Prepare the room as quickly as possible for an important guest.

We'll take snacks at charity sites. "

- What does it look like? Is he young or old?

- Young, very young.

- But how is it? Is he brown or blonde?

- Not. It's more brown.

And he has bright eyes, like a beast that make you feast.

- But why would you be afraid that you are just not a servant?

- Well, you know, when you talk with a high ranking person

you feel fear seizing you.

- Hello !

I like that in your town

show the travelers in passing all you have.

In other cities I was not shown anything.

- In other cities, allow me to report to you,

mayors and cynics take more care of them,

that is, the useful with which one they choose.

Here, however, we can say that we have no other thought

than to show ourselves, through diligence and note,

worth remembering of our elders.

- I like to eat.

Only for this man lives, for his pleasure.

- Tell her, uncle, is the general coming fast?

- Which general? - Well, your boyfriend.

- The boyfriend ?! Well, what kind of general is he?

- Like, isn't it general?

- It's general, only that he's from the other side.

- And that's more or less than a true general?

- It's more. - Well, day like that then.

- Listen, boy!

I see that you're fast.

How about you prepare me some food?

- For you, uncle, there is nothing ready.

You just won't eat from our ordinary food.

- But what about your ordinary food?

- Soup, cheese and pies.

- Go get me soup, cheese and ... pies.

Hey, boy!

Is there another way out? - Yes it is.

- The tasting was very good.

What is that fish called?

- Trout! - It was very tasty!

Where did we get the snack? At the hospital ?

- At the euphoria of charitable establishments.

- Yes, I remember. There were beds there.

And did the patients get well?

- At most ten left.

Since I took the lead,

you may not believe it,

but they are all like flies.

- I dare not report you all the headache I have as mayor!

There were so many things to look at especially the cleanliness, repairs, order ...

But with God's help, all goes well.

- Tell me please ...

You have no amusements or gatherings here where, for example, could he play cards?

- God forbid !

Even here we have not heard at least such meetings.

I haven't taken a book in my hand since I am.

I don't even know how to play cards.

"And he won me yesterday, the bastard, a hundred rubles! "

The best life is at Piter.

There is the thin life, with politeness:

you have theaters, dogs that dance to you and everything you crave.

And everyone's talking there with dichis and delicacy.

The merchants address you with "estimable."

When crossing the walking bridge on a bank in the other you sit with the chaplains.

He comes over there and an old officer.

And sometimes, a girl in the house, you know one like that ...

The world goes to hell, has gallantries.

- Why are you standing, gentlemen? Sit down please !

- After our dinner we can still stand.

- Don't worry about us ... - Let us stand still ...

- Please don't do any phasing and sit down.

I don't like ceremonies.

On the contrary, always looking for ...

I'm trying to sneak in to go unseen.

But you can never hide. Never!

I can't go anywhere that immediately I hear whispering:

"Here comes Ivan Aleksandrovich! Look, Ivan Aleksandrovich is coming! "

Once they got me right the supreme commander.

The soldiers jumped from the guard post and so they stuck with their weapons.

I also know pretty actresses.

Because, I'm writing all kinds of little vaudeville ...

I often see myself as literate.

I am a very good friend of Pushkin.

I often tell her: "How are you doing, brother Pushkin?"

"What should I do, brother? answer me. "

They all don't know how ... " Great original is!

- Do you still write?

- Yes. Besides, I have a lot of works.

"Figaro's wedding", "Robert le Diable", "Norma".

I can't even remember of all titles.

And it all started from an accident.

I didn't want to write.

But I was told: "Please, brother, write something."

And I said, "Come on brothers, let me write to you."

I think I wrote them all in one evening.

They were all with their mouths open.

I have an amazing ease of thinking!

- Then no doubt that "Yuri Miloslavksi" is your work too?

- Yes. It's my work.

- I just imagined myself.

- Mother !

But there he writes that it is Mr. Zagoskin's work!

- I knew this too you will contradict me.

- Ah, yes! It's true.

Yes, it's written by Mr. Zagoskin

but it still is and another novel "Yuri Miloslavski"

that I wrote.

- Then probably that I read yours.

It's beautiful writing!

- My house is the most important from all over Petersburg.

Do me a favor, gentlemen,

if it happens come to Petersburg

please come to me.

I give balls too.

- I imagine what taste and splendor must reign at these balls!

- Stop talking!

For example, I have a watermelon on the table.

A watermelon that costs seven hundred rubles.

Soup with soup comes directly from Paris by boat.

When you open the lid a steam comes out what cannot be found in nature.

Every day I am invited to the prom.

We have our whist game there

in which it participates Minister of Foreign Affairs,

the ambassador of France, England, Germany and me.

You can't even imagine how tired are you playing whist.

On his return, after I got on the run up the stairs to the fourth floor,

that's how I tell the cook: "Hold on, Mavruska, the blanket!"

But what do I love?

I forgot to sit on the first floor.

But how interesting it is to look to me in the antechamber

when I didn't wake up yet.

Count and princes crowd there and humming like bumps.

So many aud .... bzzz, bzzz ...

Sometimes there is also a minister ...

It happened to me once to even run the department.

The director had left somewhere - no one knew where he had gone.

And of course they started especially the discussions,

who and how to take his place?

When they saw that I could do nothing they got to walk after me.

And at the same moment on all the streets the couriers began to move.

You can imagine what it was like for a while thirty-five thousand couriers were looking for me.

"Ivan Aleksandrovich, you are welcome you run the department! "

"Please, gentlemen, I get this function,

I get it, I just said, because I didn't meet.

But be careful what I say!

Me, one, I don't like jokes!

Even the State Council he knows my fear.

Every day I go to the palace.

So am I!

- But Exce ... Exce ... Your Excellency.

Wouldn't you like to rest?

- To rest ? Whatnot ...

But, please, I'm ready to rest.

Carefully !

Trout! Trout!

- In my life, I haven't been in front of such an important person.

He was about to die of fear.

How do you think, Piotr Ivanovici?

Who can be after God after dinner?

- I think it's almost general.

- Well, I think the generals I can't even reach his heels.

But if it's general then you know that we are generalissim in person.

I'm scared. But why I'm scared I don't know.

- Ah, nice of him!

See immediately that he is human from the big world of the capital.

I'm dead to young people like him!

In other words, I liked it a lot.

I noticed that he was always looking at me.

- Ah, Mom! Look at me!

- Dude, please, with your nonsense.

This time you didn't find it.

- No, Mom, really.

- God forbid ! Can you not contradict me?

Like, look at you?

And why look at you?

- What ? - I'm sorry I got him drunk.

But what would we do if it were true at least half of what he said?

But can it not to be true?

The drunk man says it all!

Of course, he flourished a little more.

But it looks as if someone might be talking without blossoming his story?

Fuck, I know what to believe.

And that's how my head wants it as if I were sitting in a bell tower.

Or like I would wait to hang me.

- What ? - Father !

- Less bears than you!

Where the hell were you?

- I was from the command ...

- Don't let anyone enter the house and, especially, merchants.

If you see someone coming with a tarp take it and make it wind ...

- Yes, I will ....

The Emperor's envoy from Petersburg! Bring quick ways!

- Whatever you say, Ammos Feodorovici, but we must do something.

- But what to do?

- You know what.

- Shake something?

- Yes ! Let's slip it!

- Fuck' ! Dangerous job!

He's about to start screaming ... however, he is a statesman.

Maybe we can show them

as a kind of injury from the nobility for any monument?

- Or we can tell him that some money came in the mail

and we don't know who they were shipped to.

- Just be careful not to ship by mail somewhere further.

Listen to me!

In a well-organized state, these things are not done.

We need to introduce ourselves one by one

and let's do ... the ones of convenience between four eyes.

This is done in a well-organized society.

Osip!

Osip!

Osip!

- I have the honor to introduce myself:

the judges of the local court, college counselor, Leapkin-Teapkin.

- Nice to meet you.

I think it's profitable be a judge.

- After three terms of three years,

I was decorated with the order of Saint Vladimir, fourth grade...

I received it at the suggestion of my bosses.

- I like the Vladimir order.

- What do you hold in your hand?

- Nothing !

- How's nothing?

I saw you lost some money.

Yes, it's money.

Do you know anything?

Borrow me!

- How not, how not ... with the greatest pleasure.

- You understand, I spent on the road ...

... with one, and with another.

As I arrive in the country, I send them to you.

- Oh my God ! May ?

And so he honored them far too big for me ...

You have no command to give regarding the county court?

- What commandment?

Our success!

- Allow me to introduce myself :

Şpekin, court advisor, the post office.

- Nice to meet you.

See what a strange thing it happened to me on the way.

I ran out of money.

Couldn't you lend me three hundred rubles?

- Why not ? It would be a great happiness ...

Please, please!

Don't you have any observation to make regarding the postal administration?

- Not. Nothing.

- A strange thing happened to me on the way.

I ran out of money.

Can you lend me three hundred rubles?

- Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

- With pleasure.

- I have the honor to introduce myself: Piotr Ivanovici, the son ...

- I am pleased... Happy to meet you.

- Do you have any money?

- Money? What kind of money?

- Lend me a thousand rubles.

- I have such a large sum.

- Well, if you don't have a thousand rubles, give me at least a hundred.

- I have forty rubles.

- I have everything twenty-five rubles.

- Don't do anything.

Then be sixty-five rubles. A whole e.

- I have a request as humble as possible.

- Yes. And what exactly?

- Please respectfully then when you go to Petersburg

tell all the great governors there, that is, senators, admirals,

that he lives in this city Piotr Ivanovici Bobcinski

- And Dobcinski ...

- Very good.

- And if you have the opportunity to see our sovereign,

please tell her and to the sovereign:

Your Imperial Majesty, in the city of this Piotr Ivanovici Bobcinski lives ...

- And Dobcinski ...

- Very good.

- One to me, right to say, I like living here.

- Yes, thank God!

Do you know anything, Ivan Aleksandrovich?

Leave here.

That's right, it's time.

- Nonsense!

Hey, Captain!

Now get out of my way! We would see which ones!

- Can you afford me?

- Please ... please ...

- I had the honor to receive you personally

to the effervescence of charitable establishments whose leadership I am entrusted with.

- To give ! I remember.

I thought yesterday are you shorter?

- It can be too much.

I spare no trouble and I do my job with all my zeal.

Instead, the post office manager here

it does absolutely nothing.

It's all to him that he can't be confused anymore.

The judge keeps dogs at the headquarters of the institution.

And his behavior, should I say all the truth in front of you

and that's what I do, of course, for the good of the country,

his behavior is outrageous.

There's a landlord here, by the name of Dobcinsky.

This Dobcinski doesn't come out of the house,

that the judge was also set up for his wife.

- Like so... like so.

- Look closely at the children.

None of them resemble Dobcinsky.

Everyone, even the little girl, looks like a judge with a judge.

- Tell me please...

- Also the school inspector of the county.

I do not know how he entrusted his mastery such a position.

It's worse than a Jacobin.

I tied all of these on paper.

- Okay, I'll take it.

- We dare you to take you out of time

that you have for your holy duties ...

- Well, you! How do you say?

Something curious happened to me.

I spent all the money on the road.

Can't you lend me four hundred rubles?

Did you know how good it is ...

- Leave us, Daddy!

You have no right to stop us!

Sir, get out of here!

I consider myself a statesman.

It's true that yesterday I kind of threw dust in my eyes.

What a bunch of fools !

I'll write to him about this whole story to Triapicikin, in Petersburg.

He still chops articles ... Allow him to lock her tightly.

- Leave!

Why are you messing with them?

Take them there!

We wake up and there is another ...

- Good.

But first, go with this letter

and take the road map.

And look to be good horses!

I imagine how will Triapicikin die of laughter ...

- What happened, my dear?

- Receive us, your height!

Command us to receive our blinds! - Let them go, let them go!

- And what are you craving?

- We came to mourn to your height!

- Don't leave us hard, master!

- We are patient with all kinds of obida from the mayor.

- That was not the mayor since the world.

- So much obid makes us you can't even paint them.

- What a talk!

He's a bandit, not another!

It deserves to be sent to Siberia!

- Wherever you send it, all would be good ...

... - only be as far from us.

- Our Father, do not despise us bread and salt!

- I brought you some sugar and a basket of wine.

- No no ! Don't even think about it to one like this.

I'm not taking any bribes.

Well, if you were to offer me a loan three hundred rubles,

then there would be something else entirely.

- Please, Father!

- But why only three hundred rubles?

Get five hundred better ...

- ... just help us.

I pray ! If it's a loan, I have nothing against it, I take it.

- Please take them all with tray.

- Well, get the tray.

- If so, then take it and wine and sugar.

- Oh, no! I'm not taking any bribes ...

- Oh, Your Highness! Get the wine and sugar over here!

Bring the sugar heads here. Get them all over here.

They're all useful. All.

What do you have there ?

A rope. Put the rope here!

And the rope can be used in a useful way.

What the hell did I get tired of!

Don't let anyone else enter! - I understand !

- I am the wife of Sergeant Ivanov.

- What is it ?

- I came to complain against the mayor ...

He beat me. - How so ?

- By accident, our father.

And he beat me so hard that I couldn't sit down for two days.

- And what to do now?

- To pay a fine for the mistake.

I would be happy with that money. - Good good !

Go, go! I will give command. There's no need.

- Ah! - Why did you get scared like that, miss?

- No, I wasn't scared.

I interrupted you. You were busy with important business.

- Your eyes are doing more than all important business.

What a beautiful scarf you have!

- You're kidding. Just wait the opportunity to laugh at us, the provincial ones.

How much I wish, miss, to be your scarf

and chain your lily's neck.

- Weird weather is out today.

- But your lips, miss, I do more than any weather.

How happy would I be, young lady, if I could hold you in your arms!

- What bird flies there? A cockroach or another bird?

- She's a cook.

- No, that's too out of the way! ...

What a shame!

- Excuse me, miss. I did it only out of love.

Do not mind ! Forgive me!

See you too that I fell to your knees ...

What a figure!

- Well, damn bitch! - What does that mean, Miss?

- Me, mom ... - Go away !

Let me not see you again!

- Find out, ma'am, that I burn for love!

- Allow me, if I'm not wrong, the statement which I hear, looks at my daughter.

- No way. I am in love with you

With my heart on fire, I ask for your hand.

- Let me tell you that in a way ... I'm married.

- Nothing.

We'll run somewhere, in the open, on the bank of a water.

I ask for your hand. Your hand!

What a figure!

- Well, hell!

- What ? What happened ? Why have you come ?

You come in like a disturbed cat.

And what has found your wonder now?

- Really, Mom, I didn't know ...

- You always had only bottles in your head.

You get after the Leapkin-Teapkin girls.

What are you looking at?

Take the example from your mother!

Here are the examples that you must follow!

- Anna Andreevna, do not resist our happiness!

Bless eternal love!

- Then you are ...

- You decide: life or death?

- Your Excellency !

Don't fuck me!

The merchants complained to me.

Not half of what they told you not true.

The officer's wife is lying when he says I beat her.

She fought alone. - Anton!

Do you know what honor Ivan Aleksandrovici does to us?

He asks for our daughter's hand.

- Yes Yes.

You went crazy, Mom!

Do not mind.

It's about an ear. So was his mother.

- Yes. I'm asking for your daughter's hand

I love her.

- I do not believe you, Your Excellency!

- Give it to me! Give it to me!

I'm a desperate man. I am capable of everything.

When I'm going to shoot, they will sue you.

- Welcome, Your Excellency, do as you please.

May God bless you!

It's not my fault...

- The horses are waiting for the ladder.

- Good. I'll be there in a moment.

- How so ? Are you ready to go?

- Yes. I am leaving.

- But then how is it? Do you think you alluded to a marriage?

- Oh, that? But I'm only going for a minute ...

... for one day, at my uncle's, a rich old man.

I'll be back tomorrow.

Goodbye, Anton Antonovici!

Good bye my love, Maria Antonovna!

Goodbye ... Mom!

- Anton! - What is it, Anna Andreevna?

Not even in the dream you didn't dream of something like that ...

From a poor mayor to wake up suddenly ...

Big hell!

Take a look at what prominent man you have related to!

- Since I knew this!

The wonder would have seemed so great to you, that you are an ordinary man

and you've never seen people around the world.

- I'm a man of the world too, Mother.

Oh, are you, Ivan Karpovici?

Take my merchants here!

To complain about me?

I'll show them to the channels!

And then, tell them, to know, the great honor which God promised to the mayor,

to name his daughter not after an ordinary man,

but after one who can do everything!

Tell everyone! Let them all know!

He cries in his mouth, Shoot the bells! Damn it !

If it's feasting, feast it is!

- I have the honor to greet you for your great happiness.

Wear only gold dresses!

Bring horses quickly for His Excellency!

- Tell us, please, Anton Antonovici ...

How did this all start,

that is, how it gradually unfolded all the piety?

- It took place in a great way.

Even his reign, personally, he kindly asked us to do it.

- He spoke beautifully to me.

He told me: "Anna Andreevna, only out of respect for your merits "...

"My life is not a lesson, Anna Andreevna.

I made that decision only out of respect for your rare qualities. "

- Mother ! But that's what she told me!

- Finish ! You do not understand anything !

And don't mix it up anymore in tasks that do not concern you!

And when I wanted to tell him:

"We dare not hope in such a great honor "...

suddenly fell to his knees ...

- How? - ... and said in the noble face:

"Anna Andreyevna, I'm not poor!

Answer my feelings that I can't stop my days! "

- Mother ! And that's what she told me!

- Yes of course.

He brought you word too.

This I do not deny.

- Let me ask you where is now the high guest!

- He left for a day.

He went to his uncle's to ask for his blessing.

But tomorrow ... - Health!

- Thank you very much...

But tomorrow ...

- A hundred years... - ... and a bag of money.

- To live... - ... to get old!

- See you dead! - Take it hell to take you!

- Thank you ! So do you!

- We're thinking of moving to Petersburg now.

I want our home to be the first in the whole capital.

And the room in me smells so loud the perfume

that you cannot enter without closing your eyes.

How pretty !

- Yes, gentlemen, I would get fucked,

I tell you openly: I would like to become a general!

- God help you succeed!

- On the big ship, wide waters!

- It's up to him to be general how is the bald dairyman bald?

- But you know? Maybe he gets too general.

- Anton Antonovici, when he is, don't forget about us.

- Keep protecting us!

- Next year I want to take my son in the capital to enter the service of the state.

So I would ask you to have kindness, to take it under your protection.

- For my part, glad, I'm ready to hang out ...

- Antoşa, you always are ready to promise.

And then why are you still confused with all kinds of promises?

- Why, my soul? Sometimes you can do more good.

Sometimes ...

- Of course you can ...

Only you won't get it under your protection on every bitterness.

- Have you heard how he treats us?

- Yeah. You don't get to hang out that he also puts his feet on the table ...

- An amazing thing, gentlemen!

The filmmaker I took as a reviewer, he was not a reviewer!

He wasn't a reviewer!

I found out from this letter ...

- Which letter?

- Well, from his letter.

I got a letter in the mail.

I took it and opened it.

It has pushed me to an unnatural power.

- How dare you?

to open the letter to such a high-ranking powerhouse?

- This is the whole problem: he is neither empowered nor upheld.

- And then, whatever it is, in your opinion?

- No dog, no barn.

Fuck knows what it is!

- How so ? No dog, no hangar?

How dare you to make him dog and greyhound?

And to say more "that hell knows what it is."

Immediately I arrest you ...

I'll send you to Siberia!

- Hey, Anton Antonovici! Which Siberia?

Siberia is far away!

Better to read your letter.

Gentlemen, please allow me to read your letter.

- Read ! Read !

"My dear Triapicikin, I am in a hurry to share it with you

the wonders that happened with me.

A pedestrian captain on the way he left me lefter,

so the inn was going to get me in jail,

when suddenly, taking off after my petersburg physiognomy

and after clothing,

the whole city thought that I'm a governor general.

Now I'm hosting the mayor,

I hurry and make them a lovely yard both wife and daughter.

I haven't decided yet to start with

I think, first of all, with my mother, because, after all, it seems ready to give up.

Everyone lends me what I want.

The mayor, who only does not eat straw, stupid what is ... "

- It's not possible ! Don't write that down there!

- Read it yourself!

- "that only straw does not eat, how stupid it is! "

You wrote that! - Read ! Read !

- "that only straw does not eat, how stupid it is! "

- He would fuck him! He had to repeat!

Doesn't it get as long as it's written there?

"that only straw does not eat, how stupid it is!

- I don't see well either.

Instead of faces I see only pork toast ...

...and nothing else.

For thirty years since I'm in this job

to all the worshipers, crooks, scoundrels

that deceived the world, I tugged at them.

I cheated three governors.

It's true: if God wants to punish someone

first he takes his mind.

Here, all look, everyone,

all Christianity ...

you all look, how was the mayor carried by the nose!

You got on an elbow as a prominent man.

- You can't have one like this, Antoşa!

He just engaged with Makenka!

- Did he get engaged ?!

Fuck it got engaged!

Now he sees his way quietly in the clown of slings.

This story will spread to everyone.

There will also be a writer,

to put you in a comedy of his own.

They won't even look at the name and not at the dinner you have

and they will all laugh and they will clap.

- Who are you laughing at?

You laugh!

Hey, you bastards! All these scrapers,

writers, ...

these damn liberals, the seed of the devil ...

I would tie them all and dust them. Take them all!

Who fired the first one that he is the reviewer?

Answer!

- Who cut it ?!

Look, these liars were!

- It wasn't me ... He was...

- No, Pyotr Ivanovich! You were the first.

- Builders of the city!

An astonishment sent by the emperor arrived from Petersburg.

You are welcome to come right now to him.

He shot at the inn.

finally