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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:27,639 My fellow Americans, it's been decades 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:31,448 since Gotham City once exemplified American prosperity. 4 00:00:31,450 --> 00:00:34,548 But one week ago, it hit the point of no return 5 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:36,488 when the Joker seized control 6 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:38,388 and instituted martial law. 7 00:00:38,390 --> 00:00:39,758 - [STATIC ON TV] - Last night, 8 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,558 his base of operations, the Joker Tower, 9 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,119 came crashing to the ground, 10 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,728 triggering an 8.6 earthquake that leveled the city. 11 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:49,060 Sadly, Gotham is beyond saving. 12 00:00:49,062 --> 00:00:51,168 - [ALL GASP] - So it is with a heavy heart 13 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:53,738 that I hereby declare that Gotham City 14 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:56,368 is no longer part of the United States. 15 00:00:56,370 --> 00:00:58,938 It is civitas non grata. 16 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:01,208 God bless the United States of America, 17 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:03,050 and God help Gotham City. 18 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:06,618 Fuck yeah! 19 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:08,480 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 20 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:12,090 - [HORN BLARING] - [TIRES SCREECHING] 21 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:15,428 [DOGS SNARLING] 22 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,430 [MOANING] 23 00:01:16,431 --> 00:01:17,460 [STRAINING] 24 00:01:17,461 --> 00:01:18,510 [GRUNT] 25 00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:29,668 Honk honk, motherfuckers! 26 00:01:29,670 --> 00:01:32,140 [HORN BLARING] 27 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:35,540 [HORN APPROACHING] 28 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,150 Home, sweet home. 29 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,648 Good job, my little baby drivers. 30 00:01:42,650 --> 00:01:43,790 I got a treat for ya. 31 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,988 Now, Bud and Lou, don't you fight. 32 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:49,928 There's one for each of ya. 33 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:51,588 And for my big babies, 34 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:53,558 I brought dinner! 35 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,759 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 36 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,498 Those beasts get steak 37 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,928 and we gotta eat this guy? 38 00:01:57,930 --> 00:01:59,898 Are we living in a mall or a zoo? 39 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,898 I like to think of it as both now. 40 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:03,368 No, we're not eating him. 41 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,338 This is Takashi, a sushi chef. 42 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:07,308 He's got a Michelin star! [GRUNTS] 43 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:08,338 I gotta admit, 44 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,778 I was excited to eat a person, 45 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:12,318 especially since I already had sushi, 46 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,478 but I guess it's fine. 47 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,518 Come here! 48 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,748 Takashi, would it be gauche to ask for a spider roll, 49 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,518 or are you strictly omakase? 50 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,258 Ive, are you not jazzed about sushi? 51 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:24,528 No, no. I mean, I like Takashi's hand rolls 52 00:02:24,530 --> 00:02:25,698 as much as the next gal, 53 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:28,429 but don't you think it's time to kinda like wrap up this party up? 54 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:29,669 You know, it's been three weeks 55 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:30,798 since you took down Joker. 56 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,998 There's no Legion of Doom. 57 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,019 No Batman. 58 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,668 Gotham is yours for the taking. 59 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:36,439 I am having a blast! 60 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,268 This is what I've always wanted, Ive. 61 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:40,338 Anarchy and sushi! 62 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:42,508 [HORN BLARES] 63 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:45,008 Yeah, I mean, you definitely could've had better sushi 64 00:02:45,010 --> 00:02:46,718 when Gotham had refrigeration 65 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,718 and free trade with the rest of America, but... 66 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,588 [BLECH] Is this a bird? 67 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:51,590 Trust me. Seriously, 68 00:02:51,591 --> 00:02:52,689 you're gonna be kicking yourself 69 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:53,869 if you don't take charge. 70 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:56,737 Ive, the best part of living in an apocalyptic wasteland 71 00:02:56,739 --> 00:02:58,558 is no one's in charge. 72 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,598 Whoo! 73 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,558 [HORN BLARES] 74 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,369 It's chaos, baby! 75 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:06,938 It's like 'Nam after the U.S. pulled out. 76 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:09,409 - [EXPLOSIONS] - [SIGHS] 77 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:10,709 I don't think it's exactly like that. 78 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:11,769 But it is pretty awesome. 79 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:14,038 Hey! You're on Penguin turf. 80 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,808 Get the hell outta here. 81 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:17,378 The hell ya talking 'bout? 82 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:19,156 Penguin called dibs on the mall. 83 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,548 Uh, we've been chilling at the mall for, like, ever! 84 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:24,588 And dibs? There's no dibs. 85 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:26,418 The city's in ruins, idiot. 86 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,618 It's a post-dibs world. 87 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,319 Nobody owns nothing. 88 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,428 Except for me! 89 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,528 I own this mall. 90 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:33,658 It's chaos, baby! 91 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:37,369 It's like 'Nam after the U.S. pulled out. 92 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:39,019 - [EXPLOSION] - [FRUSTRATED] Stop, stop, stop! 93 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,338 [SOFTLY] No flashbacks. 94 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,499 So you go back to the Penguin 95 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,938 and tell him to go screw himself. 96 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:44,568 - [GRUNT] - [CHOMPS] 97 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:45,570 Hey, Takashi. 98 00:03:45,571 --> 00:03:47,808 Can you incorporate this into a rainbow roll? 99 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,048 Light on the rice. [LAUGHS] 100 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:51,319 I'm watching my figure. 101 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,579 Harley, this is what's going to happen 102 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,692 if you don't take control. 103 00:03:53,694 --> 00:03:55,836 Every one of these assholes has an army of goons 104 00:03:55,838 --> 00:03:58,388 that they're just gonna keep sending until they take over the city. 105 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:59,959 I think you may be catastrophizing. 106 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,020 [EXPLOSION] 107 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:06,028 Hey! You're on Two-Face's turf. 108 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,958 Don't make that face at me. 109 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:08,970 Fine, I'll deal with it. 110 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,598 Listen up, goons! 111 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,698 Excuse me, I identify as a hench. 112 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,669 Listen up, goons and henches, 113 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:17,609 the world we know has ended. 114 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:21,638 The Justice League is kaput, the Legion of Doom is doomed, 115 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,548 and Joker's had his last laugh. 116 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:27,048 This is our chance to even the playing field. 117 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:28,578 You! Who do you work for? 118 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,148 The Riddler. Obviously. 119 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:31,788 Seriously? Two-Face. Come on. 120 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,059 But why? 121 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:36,329 What have those assholes ever done for you? 122 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:37,789 Joker treated me like shit, 123 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,488 until I decided I'd had enough 124 00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:41,098 and took him down. 125 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,558 And look at me now. 126 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,869 It is time to rise up! 127 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:47,068 Everyone should be their own villain. 128 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,998 Don't work for the Penguin, 129 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,139 be the Penguin. 130 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:51,348 Over here, the hench... 131 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:52,960 I've got a two part question for ya. 132 00:04:52,962 --> 00:04:54,838 Are you saying we should become the Penguin, 133 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,478 or that we should do stuff like him? 134 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,578 Up to you, goo... 135 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:58,918 [BLECH] ... hench. 136 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,518 This is New Gotham. 137 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,049 The power isn't held by the few, 138 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:03,588 it's up for grabs. 139 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:05,918 So everyone should go get some. 140 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,019 - [BELCHING] - [GLASS SHATTERING] 141 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:09,120 [ALL CHEERING] 142 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,628 Everybody on the floor! 143 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,138 No, yous get on the floor. 144 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:20,598 Phil, the fuck is going on? 145 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,838 [GUNS COCKING] 146 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,361 [HESITANTLY] Hi. Hey, I'm Steven, 147 00:05:23,363 --> 00:05:24,614 I'm the shift manager. 148 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,507 Uh, are we being robbed, or are you? 149 00:05:26,509 --> 00:05:28,674 Plus also, the bank was just robbed 15 minutes ago 150 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,156 by someone who said he was, quote, 151 00:05:30,158 --> 00:05:31,848 "Penguin like". 152 00:05:31,850 --> 00:05:33,448 [GROWLS] 153 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:35,448 Two-Face double crossed by his own goo... 154 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:36,788 [CACKLES] 155 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:39,818 Citizens of New Gotham, riddle me this... 156 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:41,688 Citizens of New Gotham... 157 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:43,758 Craig? What the hell are you doing? 158 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,858 [CHUCKLES] Who is this Craig you speak of? 159 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:49,058 I am the Inquizitor-or-or... 160 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,168 Craig, get off the air! 161 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,768 Here's a quizzy quiz. 162 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:53,738 Who's not my boss anymore? 163 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:54,791 You! 164 00:05:54,793 --> 00:05:57,138 We're cutting in live from Penguin's casino 165 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,940 and looks like I'm the big winner today. 166 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:01,980 Come and get it, New Gotham! 167 00:06:05,810 --> 00:06:07,178 [PENGUIN] Are we all here? 168 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,248 [SIGHS] We're missing one. 169 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,218 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 170 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:13,058 [GUN COCKING] 171 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,520 [ICE SHATTERS] 172 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,240 [GERMAN ACCENT] Your door is inoperable. 173 00:06:18,242 --> 00:06:19,728 It's a pull! 174 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:20,828 Uh... My bad. 175 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:22,169 - This guy... - Gentlemen, 176 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,199 thank you for coming. 177 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,068 Let me cut to the chase. 178 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:27,639 Harley Quinn's goon rebellion 179 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,868 - ... is destroying our way of life. - [GRUNTS] 180 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:31,708 Stupid coffee machine! 181 00:06:31,710 --> 00:06:33,208 It's impossible to figure out! 182 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,680 We need goons! 183 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,849 Well... well, I loosened it up. 184 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:39,109 Can I ask you a serious question? 185 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:40,149 Why are you so stupid? 186 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,088 Incredibly, Bane is right. 187 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:44,649 Not about the coffee maker, but we need goons! 188 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:46,459 Now they all think they're us. 189 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:48,231 If everyone's a villain, then no one is. 190 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,929 And we need to get them back in line. 191 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,828 We need structure. Right fellas? 192 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:53,299 We can't run organized crime... 193 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,198 Uh... I'm not in organized crime. 194 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,768 I'm actually trying to find a cure 195 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:58,698 for my wife's terminal illness. 196 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,038 And how are you funding that? 197 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,918 Uh. Through organized crime. 198 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:06,306 Exactly... which we can't do with Harley leading this insurrection! 199 00:07:06,308 --> 00:07:09,578 We need to get her on board and get our goons back! 200 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:12,218 Uh... one note, one small note. 201 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:14,618 Maybe we should have invited her to this? 202 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,420 - What? - Shut it, Bane. 203 00:07:20,590 --> 00:07:21,890 [RUMBLING] 204 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,130 Come on, come on. I know you're out there, buddy. 205 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,150 [THUNDERCLAP] 206 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:34,940 [GRUNTS] 207 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,047 Robin? 208 00:07:37,049 --> 00:07:40,038 No! This is the Bat-Signal, not the Robin-Signal. 209 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,578 Get out of here! Shoo, shoo! 210 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,049 Will you stop shooing me! 211 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:44,078 Batman is missing. 212 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,319 [DRAMATIC GASP] What? 213 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,119 He was in the Joker Tower when it fell... 214 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,919 And I haven't heard from him since. 215 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:49,949 Oh, my God! 216 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,018 Did you try texting him? 217 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:53,018 Of course I tried texting him. 218 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:54,912 - What am I, 40? - Course! Could... 219 00:07:54,914 --> 00:07:56,506 you share that contact info with me? 220 00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:58,229 [HESITANTLY] Yeah. He wouldn't like that. 221 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:00,858 Plus that would mean you have my info, too. 222 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:02,728 C'mon! The city's falling apart! 223 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:05,238 - We need Batman, damn it! - Whoa, whoa... 224 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,240 He's gone. 225 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:07,321 Which is why I'm here. 226 00:08:07,323 --> 00:08:09,638 'Cause I'm ready to take up the mantle. 227 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,168 [SNARLS] I'm Batman. 228 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:12,278 [BLECH] 229 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,110 [GRUNTS] 230 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,679 Ow! That's thick plastic! 231 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,778 Slipped. 232 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:20,049 Can you just toss that back? 233 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,610 - There's a little left in it. - [GRUNT] 234 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:23,990 Where are you, Batman? 235 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:28,888 [SQUEAKING] 236 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:30,688 [KING SHARK] Oh, come on. Let me pet you! 237 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:32,088 I want to teach you love. 238 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:34,198 Hey Takashi, you're gonna freak! 239 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,599 I got the last fresh ginger in Gotham 240 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,669 just like you asked! 241 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:39,038 [EXCITEDLY] Ginger! 242 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,098 Hip, hip, hooray! 243 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,669 Holy shit! 244 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,708 It's about time, what took you so long? 245 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:45,638 Hey, you know, it's pretty rough out there, okay? 246 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,138 I had to fight five new question-based villains. 247 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,601 Uh... [CLEARS THROAT] 248 00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:50,709 Harley, a word. 249 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:52,179 Is it "congratulations"? 250 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:54,878 I stopped all the villains by liberating the goons. 251 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,148 Harls, this was your chance to control the city, 252 00:08:57,150 --> 00:09:00,888 but now instead of like five big assholes trying to run Gotham, 253 00:09:00,890 --> 00:09:03,328 we've got a thousand little assholes to deal with. 254 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:04,958 Ugh, you worry too much, Ive. 255 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,236 Um... 256 00:09:06,238 --> 00:09:08,829 You know, I think I'm worrying like the perfect amount, to be honest. 257 00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:10,129 Thanks, Lou. What'd ya bring me? 258 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,069 "Harley Quinn, you are cordially invited 259 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:15,338 to attend the inaugural meeting of the Injustice League". 260 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:17,668 What is the Injustice League? 261 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:20,138 I believe it is a play on "Justice League". 262 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:23,248 Boy, will they have a juicy lawsuit on their hands. 263 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:26,078 Wonder woman is very litigious. Trust me. 264 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,448 This is bullshit. 265 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:29,332 The city's supposed to be chaos! 266 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:31,325 You know, I'm trying to be less of a know-it-all, 267 00:09:31,327 --> 00:09:32,858 so I'm just gonna go read. 268 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:33,919 [EXCITEDLY] I can't, it's killing me, 269 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,358 I told you so! Okay, 270 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,428 [INHALES DEEPLY] Whoo! 271 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:38,228 Now I'm going to go read. 272 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:39,359 [HARLEY QUINN] Hey motherfuckers. 273 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,328 Look at that, gang's all here. 274 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,909 Freeze, been a minute. 275 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:45,629 Bane, good to see you on your feet after the Legion went boom. 276 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:50,109 Luckily I was away, dog sitting for my Aunt Linda's girlfriend. 277 00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:52,280 - [SOFTLY] We're very supportive. - Aw, that's nice. 278 00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:53,569 So, what's the deal? 279 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:56,279 You guys get invites to this Injustice League dealio too? 280 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,878 - Actually, Harley... - [OMINOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 281 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,178 Tada! 282 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,718 Wait, wait. You guys are the Injustice League? 283 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,759 We had time to get a banner made, 284 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,918 but not enough to find one more executive chair? 285 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,388 Oh, again with the swivel chair. 286 00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:13,058 Your recklessness forced us to band together 287 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,168 to restore order in the criminal underworld. 288 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,829 There's gotta be a hierarchy. 289 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,768 Exactly! It goes supervillains, sidekicks, 290 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,738 goons that went to Harvard, and then goons. 291 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,209 Okay. That's just the same old shit. 292 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:25,039 I mean. This is a chance to do something new. 293 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,138 Much gratitude for the segue. 294 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:29,008 Feast your eyes on new... 295 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,148 New Gotham. 296 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,350 Hmm? 297 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,518 Not. Interested. 298 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,078 [EXCLAIMS] Whoa. Hey! 299 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,918 Where did this map come from? 300 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,318 I'm still on a goddamn folding chair. 301 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,789 Jesus, Bane. 302 00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:43,089 we all thought it would be funny 303 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,459 if we gave you a folding chair... 304 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,829 - ... and we were right! - [TWO-FACE LAUGHS] 305 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:47,898 Oh, I see your joke now. 306 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,329 Your... 307 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:51,468 jest will be avenged. 308 00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:52,798 [UNINTERESTED] Anyway... 309 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,219 we've divided up Gotham. 310 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:58,138 Each of us will control a territory where we make our own rules. 311 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:01,238 Which you could have seen if we still had the map. 312 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,348 Guess which part was gonna yours? 313 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:05,808 Hint, the bad part. [LAUGHS] 314 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:08,988 I took out Joker, so I make the rules. 315 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:10,488 And this shit won't fly. 316 00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:14,990 - It ain't happening. - Told ya. 317 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,069 [HARLEY QUINN] Ivy, are you there? 318 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:23,070 Can you hear me? 319 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,070 Where am I? 320 00:11:24,071 --> 00:11:25,328 Riddle me this... 321 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:27,939 Who's the biggest fool of all? 322 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:31,808 You! For wasting your only chance to rule Gotham. 323 00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,908 [CACKLES] 324 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,848 If you'd just played the game, you wouldn't have ended up like this. 325 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:38,148 [LAUGHS] 326 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,348 You did this to yourself. 327 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,890 [MUMBLING] 328 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:47,919 You'll never be one of us. 329 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:51,028 You're just a sad, pathetic clown. 330 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:54,498 [ALL LAUGHING] 331 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,500 [SCREAMING] 332 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,300 [GRUNT] 333 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,300 [GROANS] 334 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,508 [GUN FIRING] 335 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,408 We're getting destroyed out there, men! 336 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:06,410 And Cheryl. [SIGHS] 337 00:12:06,411 --> 00:12:08,478 I know it seems like the bad guys have won, 338 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,548 but I'm here to tell you they haven't. 339 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,419 Batman's still out there. 340 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,420 Somewhere. 341 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,488 [EXHALES] I know things seem bleak. 342 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:20,988 We're being hunted by villains and citizens alike. 343 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,339 No food, no power. 344 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,644 I mean, my God, 345 00:12:23,646 --> 00:12:26,454 there's only coconut flavored sparkling water in the vending machines. 346 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,498 Oh, Cheryl! 347 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,498 I kind of like it. [CHUCKLES] 348 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,568 America may have turned its back on us, 349 00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:35,138 and chaos fills the streets... 350 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,238 we're still Gotham's finest. 351 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:42,579 We have a job to do, and God damn it, we're gonna do it! 352 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,219 [ALL CHEERING] 353 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:47,318 Now you get out there and you take back your town... 354 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,889 - Our town... - [GUN FIRES] 355 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,888 I'm taking over this police department. 356 00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:55,418 Like cheeseballs you are! You don't have the authority! 357 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,689 [MEN GROANING] 358 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:59,028 Anyone else itching to get shot in their privates? 359 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,298 [MOANING] 360 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,859 Hey... guys... 361 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:02,899 [CHUCKLES] 362 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,998 All right, Gordon, 363 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,498 I'm a fair guy. 364 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,608 Heads you live and we'll call it time served. 365 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,968 Tails and we'll... 366 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:11,340 - [SCREAMS] - [GUN FIRES] 367 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,678 [GASPING] 368 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,378 You won't get away with this, Dent. 369 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,518 I already have. 370 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,148 Give my love to Barb. 371 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,448 I'll be back. 372 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:24,418 And I'm bringing the Batman with me! 373 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,588 Ugh. Jesus Christ, coconut. 374 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:30,128 ♪ You're a cop, you're damn good cop ♪ 375 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:32,028 ♪ Saving the city with Batman ya ♪ 376 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,498 ♪ Ain't gonna stop ♪ 377 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,698 ♪ You're a cop, cop, cop ♪ 378 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,628 ♪ You're a damn-good-cop! ♪ 379 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,730 Bah, bah, bah! 380 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,590 [TIRES SCREECH] 381 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,220 Come on and get me, you crazy fucks! 382 00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:01,218 Ben? And Cheryl? 383 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,490 On your knees, Jimbo! 384 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:06,228 The hell do you think you're... 385 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:07,358 Why would you do this? 386 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,469 You're cops. 387 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:11,528 There ain't no cops no more, old man. 388 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,138 We're Bane boys now. 389 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,468 Things change quick on these mean streets. 390 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:16,470 [GROANS] 391 00:14:16,471 --> 00:14:19,620 [CHUCKLES] Let's jet! 392 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,598 [DEJECTED] You're a damn good... 393 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,300 [SOBS] ... nothing. 394 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,070 [MUSIC BLARING] 395 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,380 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 396 00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:57,578 Hey, Mr. Penguin! 397 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,448 Good to see you, Mr. Penguin! 398 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,248 How ya doing tonight, Mr. Penguin? 399 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,078 Fine, fine. 400 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,248 [WOMAN GIGGLES] 401 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,558 Hey. Sex upstairs later? 402 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,218 [LAUGHS] 403 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,358 Oh. It's good to be the Penguin. 404 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,328 Mr. Penguin, good to see yo... 405 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,799 - [GROANS] - Okay, that's too many people 406 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,698 saying hello to me. It feels disingenuous. 407 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,729 Ahhh... 408 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:19,098 I actually meant it... 409 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,100 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 410 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,438 Why so blue, Harley? [LAUGHS] 411 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,338 It's a party for Christ's sake! 412 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,808 [CACKLES] 413 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:29,338 Monsieur Penguin, 414 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,048 uh, what can I get for you? 415 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,308 Where's Jeffrey? 416 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,989 [NERVOUSLY] You kil... killed him? 417 00:15:33,991 --> 00:15:35,578 Oh, that does sound like me. 418 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:38,718 Would you like some champagne? 419 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:43,328 To celebrate your taking back the city? 420 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:48,198 Perhaps make a little toast to your magnificent self? 421 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,528 Mmm, why not! 422 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:50,698 [MUMBLING] 423 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,768 The bird has taken the worm. 424 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,339 - Tweet, tweet. - [KING SHARK] Tweet, tweet. 425 00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,668 - I'm here. - [CLAYFACE] And? 426 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,238 And I'm not saying "tweet, tweet". 427 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,668 She said it! [LAUGHS] 428 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,208 [SY] But one birdie left... 429 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,509 Tweet, tweet, baby. 430 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,539 We're ready. 431 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,148 Let's hatch this egg. 432 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,278 Ladies and gentlemen! 433 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,178 We're killing it. 434 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,118 We put down the goon rebellion 435 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,418 and they're thanking us for it. 436 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,358 We carved up the city 437 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,588 and they're thanking us for it. [LAUGHS] 438 00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:17,658 Sy, smoke, smoke! 439 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,228 Right! On it. [CLICKS] 440 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,558 So I'd just like to raise a glass and... 441 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,991 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 442 00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:25,828 You back there, sit down. I'm talking. 443 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,438 [CLAYFACE OVER PHONE] Stall Sy, stall. 444 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,338 - [PENGUIN] As I was saying... - Eh... Uh... 445 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:31,468 Hey, excuse me! 446 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,778 - We got a birthday boy tonight. - What? 447 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,538 And a one... And a two. 448 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:38,648 - [PLAYS PIANO] - ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 449 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:41,548 [POISON IVY] Okay Psycho, nice and easy. 450 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,648 - [SY CONTINUES SINGING] - Easy! Careful. Careful! 451 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,389 [SY] ♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪ 452 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:46,419 ♪ ... Penguin! ♪ 453 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,519 Can I call you Penguin? 454 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,589 ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 455 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,328 All right guys, let's go. 456 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,388 It's not my birthday. 457 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,658 ♪ And many more! ♪ 458 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,898 I said it's not my birthday. 459 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,298 And can we lighten up on the damn smoke? 460 00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,668 As I was saying... 461 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,699 thanks to me, 462 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,791 and of course 463 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:04,138 everyone's favorite ice sculpture, 464 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,238 Harley Quinn. 465 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,240 [CROWD GASPS] 466 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:12,519 Stop them! 467 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,248 All right, we gotta make this extraction as gentle as possible. 468 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,348 Okay. We can't rattle her because her life is in the balance, okay. 469 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:19,618 Ahhh! [GROANS] 470 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,718 Look what you made me do. 471 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,029 Okay, this is not a good start. 472 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:29,099 [SCREAMING] 473 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,498 - [HAPPILY] Oh, hey, Ive. - Harls! Hi. You okay? 474 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,768 How are you feeling? 475 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:35,838 [YELLS] Get me the fuck outta this! 476 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,408 Everybody stand back! 477 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,538 Hit it, Sy. 478 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,578 - [GRUNT] - [TIRES SCREECH] 479 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:41,780 [LAUGHS] 480 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:48,278 - [GRUNT] - [GROANS] 481 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,986 Have at me! 482 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,188 Somebody free my swinging arm! 483 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,590 Fire finger, flame begin! 484 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,300 - Ha! [GRUNT] - [GROANING] 485 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:06,199 [MEN SCREAMING] 486 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,499 [HARLEY QUINN] Sweep the leg Johnny! 487 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,668 [CACKLES] 488 00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:14,670 - [MEN GROANING] - [HARLEY QUINN LAUGHS] 489 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:16,978 [GRUNT] 490 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,348 - [SCREAMING] - [GUN FIRING] 491 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,350 [GROANS] 492 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,190 [ICE SCREECHING] 493 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,358 Harley... 494 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,360 I always thought 495 00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:29,759 - you were a sidekick. - [STRUGGLING] 496 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,558 A goon with a name. 497 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,758 But I was wrong. 498 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,800 [GRUNT] 499 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:35,830 Asshole. 500 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,368 You're a mistake. 501 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:38,521 A mutation. 502 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:41,498 Thankfully, nature has graced us with a solution 503 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:45,308 to the Harley Quinn problem, survival of the fittest. 504 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,310 [GROANS] 505 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,778 [SOBBING] My beautiful nose! 506 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,608 - [SCREAMS] - [GRUNTS] 507 00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:53,720 [LAUGHS] 508 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,846 Without your bat, 509 00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:58,288 you're just a defrosted gymnast! 510 00:18:58,290 --> 00:18:59,858 Eat grenades, Harley! 511 00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:00,988 Take that! 512 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:02,560 - [LAUGHS] - [GRUNTING] 513 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,598 I knew we should have killed you from the start... 514 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,728 [HARLEY QUINN] Yeah, you really blew it. 515 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:11,898 Over here. 516 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,668 No stupid, over here! 517 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:16,738 Oh, sorry you missed me, fucking idiot. 518 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,768 Over here. 519 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:18,938 No. Oops! 520 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,308 - No. Wrong way. - [EXCLAIMS] 521 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,408 Oh, you're so fucking stupid. 522 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:23,610 [SIGHS IN RELIEF] 523 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,548 [MOANING] 524 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,580 [GURGLING] 525 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,290 [MEN GROAN] 526 00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,319 Hey Harley, are you... Ooh, yikes. 527 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,488 It's about to get way more "yikes". 528 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,728 Ahhh! 529 00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:38,028 [DEATH SIGH] 530 00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:41,018 Yeah, that was definitely more "yikes". 531 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,798 Can we go get coffee? 532 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,510 Oh. Uh... 533 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:47,498 I let the emotions get the best of me earlier. 534 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,668 This is a minor setback. 535 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:50,219 Here's what we're gonna do. 536 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,309 Go to your brother's house, get his old scuba gear, 537 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,378 we fish my badge out of Gotham Harbor. 538 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:59,349 Then, this right here... the new GCPD headquarters. 539 00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:00,442 That's right. 540 00:20:00,444 --> 00:20:02,889 I'm still commissioner. I'll start a new department. 541 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,318 I can deputize you right now, Barbara. 542 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,988 We'll clean up this city together... 543 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:10,928 husband and wife cops. An unbreakable bond. 544 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:12,107 [BARBARA] I want a divorce. 545 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:13,798 [CLAPS] 546 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,970 It's all hopeless. 547 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:20,698 Where are you, Batman? 548 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,038 They put me on ice and an hour later 549 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,068 the goons crawl back to the bosses? 550 00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:27,908 Harley, this might come as a shock to you, 551 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,708 so I wanna... I want to say it as delicately as I can... 552 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:32,548 You've been iced for two months! 553 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,118 - Two months? - Nice work, Clay. 554 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,918 Um... Well, we've been we've been trying 555 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,418 to break you out the whole time. 556 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,818 And hell, I got shot twice. 557 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,018 I never got shot, 558 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,658 but I did put a lot of 559 00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:44,758 personal projects aside trying to save you. 560 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,049 I never realized 561 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:48,300 how much we relied on your leadership before. 562 00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:49,698 I mean, I don't want to say 563 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,898 things were a disaster in your absence, 564 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,998 but they weren't not a disaster. 565 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,638 In fact, things got so dire 566 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,038 we finally got desperate enough 567 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,568 to try the talking block of mud's stupid plan. 568 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:01,679 Which was a rousing success! 569 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,979 Thank you very much. [CHUCKLES] 570 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,948 You see, usually penguin only hires 571 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:06,818 the most distinguished waiters. 572 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:08,078 Which is why I had to develop 573 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,718 my Francois character. 574 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,419 [ENTHUSIASTICALLY] He was born... 575 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,488 to a scullery maid... 576 00:21:12,490 --> 00:21:13,642 Okay, thank you! 577 00:21:13,644 --> 00:21:15,659 So, in the last two months, did I miss anything 578 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,928 other than Clayface's long-winded backstories? 579 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,260 Harley, just come with me. 580 00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:22,780 [DOOR CREAKS] 581 00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:28,638 So after the goons fell back in line, 582 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,468 the Injustice League carved up the city. 583 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,438 They call it new New Gotham. 584 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,814 Which is... I mean, I can't even... 585 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,419 [TWO-FACE] If you just played the game 586 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:43,019 you wouldn't have ended up like this. [LAUGHS] 587 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,088 [MR. FREEZE] You did this to yourself. 588 00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:47,818 [BANE MUMBLING] 589 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:50,059 [RIDDLER] Who's the biggest fool of all? 590 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,060 You! 591 00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:54,628 You were right all along, Ive. 592 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,828 I shoulda taken control from the start. 593 00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:59,898 Riddler, Two-Face, Freeze, Bane. 594 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:02,098 I'm taking 'em all down. 595 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,168 And when I'm done, 596 00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:05,508 Gotham is gonna be... 597 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:06,708 mine! 598 00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:09,038 [THUNDERCLAP] 599 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,708 [POISON IVY] Cool. 600 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,919 [MALE NURSE] Yeah. We pulled him from the Joker Tower rubble months ago. 601 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,148 He's been in a coma ever since. 602 00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:16,748 The swelling should've gone down. 603 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,618 Let me just... 604 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:19,918 - Oh, my God. - [GASPS] 605 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,460 It's... Bruce Wayne. 606 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:24,690 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 41576

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