All language subtitles for Grand Delusions 1958 --

? Where the four winds blow

? And it's five miles wide

? Where a six gun rules
and a man can't hide

? A man can play

? And a man can win

? Lucky Luke rides again

? Lucky Luke

? Born to ride

? With a six gun by his side

? Lucky Luke

? Here's to you

? Do do do do do do

? That's a man who waits

? Over yonder hill

? And when he shoots he shoots to kill

? But if he don't

(Roar)

? That ain't the end

(gunshot)

? Lucky Luke will ride again

? Lucky Luke

? Born to ride

? With a six gun by his side

? Lucky Luke

? Here's to you

? Do do do do do do

? On the dusty trail

? Beneath the western sky

? Where the sun shines hard enough to fry

? A cowboy's dream

? Must never end

? Lucky Luke rides again

? Lucky Luke

? Born to ride

? With a six gun by his side

? Lucky Luke

? Here's to you

? Do do do do do do

? Lucky Luke

? Born to ride

? With a six gun by his side

? Lucky Luke

? Here's to you

? Do do do do do do

? Lucky Luke

? Born to Ride

? With a six gun by his side

? Lucky Luke

? Here's to you

? Do do do do do do

Hey Lotta.

Lotta?

Hey, Lotta.

Jumper.

Lotta.

Bushwack.

Hey, Bushwack.

Sick Eagle?

? Whoopy tye yo tye yay

? There's a lonesome cowboy

? All along, alone, no friends

? Underneath lone skies

Get out of here and don't come back.

He hates it when I save his life,

because I never let him forget it.

[Luke] Jumper.

Jumper.

The Daltons.

Right now I'd say the Daltons

are the least of your problems.

Snakebite.

Bingo.

And if you're waiting for me

to suck out the poison, forget it.

Luke.

Luke.

Come on Luke.

We'll get through this together.

Oh, and I was worried that
today was gonna be boring.

Excuse me.

I don't know what I get so worried about.

I'm sure he's fine.

He's a grown man, he can
certainly take care of himself.

I mean, for heaven's sakes,
his name is Lucky Luke.

That must be for a reason, although,

when you start bragging about your luck,

that's when bad things start happening.

But even if he isn't lucky, I am,

and since I'm waiting for him,

I guess that means nothing
bad will happen to him.

(slam)

Spilled salt, spilled salt.

Uh...

You throw it over your shoulder.

I'm fine.

He's fine.

Nothing bad will happen because,

we are both lucky people.

Is being hit by a horseshoe bad luck?

It is for you, I'm a lawyer.

Well boys, looks like we
lost him for good this time.

Joe, I'm getting sort of
worried about Lucky Luke.

Well don't be.

Nowhere in sight.

I know, that's why I'm worried.

He always catches us by now.

I wonder what's happened to him.

Yeah, should have nabbed us a while ago.

Where is he?

Maybe we should go back
and make sure he's okay.

What are you, stupid?

This one of your trick questions?

We ain't going back
to make sure he's okay.

Although something
doesn't seem quite right.

Probably got some kind of trap set.

Anybody got any bright ideas?

Why do I even bother asking?

All right, here's the plan.

We'll double back, and see what kind

of trap he's setting for us.

Come on, boys.

Yahh!

Water.

Water.

Water's not the problem.

What we need is a snakebite antidote.

It's no use.

I can't make it.

Try to get up, Luke.

It's up to you now, Jolly.

Head back to town, and try to get help.

No, horse always stays with his cowboy.

You gotta go.

It's the only way you can help me.

I guess I better do as he says.

But I sure hate to leave
him out here alone.

[Luke] Go, Jumper.

Come on.

? Whoopie kay yo kay yay

Well well.

What do we have here?

Did we get bitten by a snake?

Well, looks like Lucky Luke

ain't so lucky after all.

Now a snakebite.

Snakebite could be a
mighty painful way to die.

I ever tell you boys the time I saw

a fellow die of a snakebite?

Lots of time, Joe.

Yeah.

Well, Luke never heard it.

Anyway.

This fellow I knew got
himself bitten by a snake.

A rat, I believe.

And there we were.

Out in the middle of nowhere.

Not unlike your current situation.

So anyway.

We had no antidote.

We had nothing.

And all I could do,

was sit there and watch him die.

Three hours.

Six hours.

12 hours.

Painful?

Oh lordy.

Pretty soon he was begging me
to take him out of his misery.

But I didn't do it.

You know why?

Sure, Joe.

We must have heard this story 100 times.

You didn't do it cause,

I'll tell ya!

I didn't shoot him cause it was more fun

to watch him die slooooowwwly.

But I'm not gonna do that to you, Luke.

You know why?

Cause I respect you.

Oh, we've gone head to head a few times.

But I'm a big enough man to admit that

sometimes you got the best of me.

Heck, Joe, more than sometimes.

We figured it out.

Shut up!

So out of respect to you,

and out of respect to our relationship,

I'm gonna take you out
of your misery right now.

[Averall] Wait just a darn minute!

Now what!?

You don't just go
shooting a man like that.

In cold blood.

[Joe] Sure I can.

I do it all the time.

Well, yeah, when it's a fair fight.

When he can stand up.

You don't shoot a man when he's down.

That'd be like shooting him in the back.

He does that a lot too.

Who favors for that?

Well, you ain't gonna
do it to Lucky Luke.

Less you're prepared to shoot me too.

What, what is this?

My birthday?

He's got a point, Joe.

[William] Ain't really sporting.

Well he's gonna die anyway.

Why can't I get a little fun out of it?

Cause it just ain't fair.

And Momma always taught us we can

be as crooked as we wanted,
as long as we was fair.

Fine.

I ain't gonna shoot him.

But I ain't gonna help him either.

And neither are you, if you
know what's good for you.

Come on boys, let's get out of here.

I can think of at least one town

where us Daltons are
gonna be real welcome.

See you on the other side, cowboy.

Come on!

Sorry.

Maybe things will turn
out all right anyway.

Would you look at that?

Horse comes into town without a rider,

and nobody thinks of giving him a hand.

I'm not just anybody's horse.

Let's try Lotta's place.

Is there a horse interpreter in the house?

I must look awful.

Look how he's looking at me.

Lotta.

There's a horse out there.

Yes Otto, there's lots
of horses out there.

Yes, I know, but I think that one

wants to come inside.

Is he over 21?

I don't know, how old is Luke's horse?

Luke's horse?

Morning everyone.

Morning Lotta.

Jolly Jumper, it is you.

What's wrong, has
something happened to Luke?

(stomp)

One word?

Two syllables.

First syllable, sounds like, shakes?

Sounds like shakes?

You're gonna bake a cake?

Don't be stupid, how
can a horse bake a cake?

How can a horse play charades?

Like I'm doing, dummy.

Snakes.

Okay, Jolly, second syllable.

Second syllable, Jolly.

Second syllable, Jolly.

This is the good part.

Apple!

Uh, hungry!

Fruit!

Bite!

Good Lotta.

You guys aren't much help.

Say, she's really good at this.

It's plain she and the horse
have played this game before.

Aw, shut up.

Snakes bite, snakes bite, snakebite!

You got it.

Luke's been bitten by a snake?

That's what I've been
trying to tell you.

Excuse me, Lotta.

My public awaits.

That's very decent of you.

Thank you.

Aw, you shouldn't.

All right, I got one for you now.

Wait a minute!

This is no game, Luke is in danger.

Old Luke's always in
danger, that's his job.

First syllable?

He needs our help.

We gotta find him.

No ma'am, it ain't our place to go

tromping on through the desert.

Especially with them
Daltons still on the loose.

I can't believe what I'm hearing.

After all Luke has done for this town?

Simon, remember when you
couldn't pay your rent,

and that evil landlord kidnapped

your daughter Pauline and tied
her to the railroad tracks?

Didn't Luke get her back?

Yeah.

And Billy!

Remember when you wanted to marry Pauline,

and the evil sawmill owner got jealous

and tied her to that log?

Luke saved her just before the
buzzsaw got her, didn't he?

And everybody.

Remember when Pauline lost her pet puma

and we all had to look for it

because it was killing chickens,

and Luke finally found it up in a tree

and rescued it, even though it nearly

clawed him to pieces?

And everybody.

Remember how Luke finally
had to ask Pauline

to leave town because of all
the trouble she was causing?

All right, everybody, go gather supplies,

and meet back here in 15 minutes.

I'll go get the doctor.

Nice people.

But a little dense.

You said we was escaping, Joe.

I said I got big plans for us.

There it is.

This here is sweet revenge.

Sign says Daisy Town, Joe.

Yeah, Sweet Revenge is about 40 miles.

North of here, just outside
of Sour Grapes, Wyoming.

Will you boys wise up?

Lucky Luke is dead.

We can't pass this golden opportunity.

No, we passed Golden
Opportunity about 12 miles back.

Right after Silver Lining, Utah.

Will you boys listen to me?

Lucky Luke is dead, there ain't now law

in Daisy Town no more.

So who's gonna stop us from taking over?

(sinister laugh)

Come on!

Yahh!

Jolly, it's the Daltons.

You better hurry, go!

This is a stick up.

Give us your money!

This is a stick up.

Give us your gold.

This is a stick up.

Give us a break.

It's like taking candy from a baby.

Say Joe, this stuff's getting

kind of heavy to carry around.

We oughta find a safe place.

To put it all.

I suppose you're right.

But where?

This town's got crooks
running wild in the streets.

Well, that's all the banks, stores,

and businesses worth robbing.

And now the people.

Aw Joe, we ain't never gonna,

Be able to rob everyone.

Oh, we will.

If we do it by the alphabet.

Starting with A.

A is for... Averell!

Well, all I got's my lucky rabbit foot

and about 12 cents.

Aeford?

[Aeford] Yes.

Stick 'em up, ma'am.

Oh, yes of course.

Mrs. Abbot told me to be expecting you.

Wipe your feet.

Wipe your feet, boys.

(chatter)

All right!

Where do you people think you're going?

Well it's bingo night,
over in Golden Opportunity.

Yeah?

Well what's with all the
ropes, saddles and stuff?

Um...

Go return home!

There ain't gonna be no bingo today.

All right!

Is an Arnold Preston here?

You're next on our list.

Fine, saves us a trip to your house.

Come on boys.

Let this be a warning to you, Lotta.

Don't try to trick me.

I'll be keeping my eye on you.

Let me tell you something, Joe.

Somebody blew their nose in your bandana.

What are you all looking at, go away!

Nah, that don't look right to me.

Don't Dalton have an O in it?

Yeah.

That's better.

Give it a little more.

Just put a little more there.

Color it in there.

That's it.

I like it.

I really like it.

Bushwack, Bushwack,
here's your last chance

to redeem yourself, boy.

Your master Luke is in danger.

No one can save him but us.

You recognize this?

Go, find!

Good boy.

(speaking in foreign language)

Give me my shirt back,
you, you stupid dog.

You melted my shirt.

That horse would follow me anywhere.

Sorry, Jumper.

Lotta.

There was so much I wanted to tell you.

So much I left unsaid.

Fool.

What good is a sheriff who
goes and gets himself killed?

Yes, stranger?

What can I get you?

You can get me Luke's badge.

Who are you?

I've come to take his place.

No one can take Luke's place, mister.

He was one of a kind.

One of a kind?

Look in the graveyard.

There are lots of his kind.

Where's your sense of decency?

This badge ought to be retired,
out of respect for Luke.

Luke already got everything he deserved.

[White Fawn] Don't.

Don't.

Don't go.

[Luke] I have to.

I always go off into the sunset.

Not this time.

Not this sunset.

What should I do?

You must wake up.

You must wake up.

You must wake up.

Now, follow my direction.

Before making the
injection, be sure to clean

the skin to prevent infection.

Well how will I know if there's

an infection from the injection?

Oh well, check his complexion.

Close inspection of
the skin in the section

of the injection will
help in the detection

of any infection.

We got some business with Dr. Zeus.

If there is infection, it
will need immediate correction

for Luke's protection,
otherwise he will have

no recollection of the injection.

I stick this in his arm?

A common misconception.

The snakebite antidote injection

must go directly into his hind section.

Use your discretion.

I have no objection.

Come on.

By gum that's everybody.

Yeah.

New in town?

[Man] Why yes.

Just got in this morning.

Ooh.

Get it all, get it all.

Snakebite antidote?

Agh!

Warned you once, Lotta.

Luke won't be needing any
of your help just now.

And just to be sure, I'll hang on to this.

Now don't fret too much.

We'll get you out of here real soon.

Say maybe, a week.

I am not that kind of girl.

[Man In Black] Oh,
I've heard that before.

Take your hands off her.

Oh.

For for a second there I thought

it was someone to be reckoned with.

But I guess it's just old Lucky Luke.

Ghost of his former self.

I said take your hands off her.

Don't you get it, pal?

You're a ghost!

Red on black.

Heart on spade.

That's how the game is played.

Nine on three, draw again.

It's the only way I'll win.

You need a lozenge?

Me?

Oh no.

I just thought we could
uh, you know, chat.

Chat?

Carry on a conversation?

Converse?

Converse?

Talk, Averell.

Talk?

Oh, sure.

I can do that.

What do you want to talk about?

Why don't you tell me how
you escape from jail cells?

Well, let's see.

One time, we tricked a guard
into coming near the cell.

And then, we hit him over the head

with a frying pan and stole his key!

You should have heard the clank.

Frying pan, that's clever.

Say, I'd like to fry
up some bacon and eggs.

You think you could bring
me that skillet over there?

Clang!

Clang.

Clank!

Clong?

Ow.

What were you doing?

There was a fly on your head.

I was trying to kill it.

Did you get it?

No, I missed.

Oh, here.

Let me try.

Oh, where's the long arm
of the law when you need it?

Oh.

Bushwack, Bushwack, come here boy.

Come here, come on, help me.

Help me get the key so I can find Luke.

Come on boy!

Thanks Bushwack.

Thanks heaps.

Excuse me.

Come on, let's go find Luke.

Let's rob the bank again.

We can't, Joe.

They ain't got no money no more.

We got it all.

[Averell] Joe, Joe!

[Joe] Now what?

Lotta escaped.

She's gone, Joe.

Plum gone.

[Joe] You were supposed to
be guarding her, lame brain!

She overpowered me.

Wasn't fair, Joe.

She used her wits.

[Jack] She gonna go get Luke?

We better hightail it out of here, Joe.

Hoy.

Wait just a hide second.

We're the only ones who
know where Luke is, right?

[Dalton Brothers] Yep.

We're the only ones who
got the antidote, right?

[Dalton Brothers] Yep.

So we got nothing to worry about.

Luke is gone.

Gone, gone.

[Jumper] He's gone.

He must have dragged himself somewhere

and the dust storms buried the trail.

Oh Luke.

How you must be suffering.

Luke, Luke.

What am I looking at?

You speak English?

Yes.

And you should not speak at all.

You need your strength.

What's your name?

White Fawn.

Now be quiet, and drink this.

This is an ancient healing potion,

with remarkable restorative powers.

It's been handed down for
countless generations.

What do you call it?

Chicken soup.

Oh.

That's enough for now.

You must rest.

He is strong, which has
brought him this far.

But what he needs, we can not give him.

[Salesman] Hotcakes, hotcakes,
get your hotcakes here.

There you are, thank you.

There you go ma'am, have your hotcake,

thank you very, very much.

Don't be shy, step right up.

Hotcakes, hotcakes, thank you, thank you.

Hotcakes, get your hotcakes here.

Hotcakes, get your hotcakes here.

[Joe] We're the ones who are supposed

to break the laws, not you!

[Dalton Brothers] Yeah.

Let me explain it to
you, real slow like.

If there ain't nobody
here to enforce the law,

then there ain't no laws.

So until I see a sheriff's badge on

your lily livered chest, which I don't,

I'm gonna hock my wares
from this very spot.

So bug off!

Can't you see how good I'm going here?

Come on you kids, get out
here, get out of here.

What we need is a new sheriff.

Our own sheriff.

[Averell] Sure Joe, that'd work.

But who would be dumb
enough to want the job?

This is great!

Sheriff.

Are you sure I got the most votes?

Averell, it was a landslide!

Now you know what to do, don't you?

Sure.

I'm sheriff.

I,

[Joe, William, And Jack] Uphold the law.

Terrific.

Now some folks who are gonna rob the banks

say in five minutes, you
know what to do, right?

Right.

I uphold the law.

Good boy.

This is gonna be just like old times.

Now we're gonna go out for a little walk.

You just might want to swing by the bank

in a few minutes.

Come on boys, let's go.

[Joe] In the bag.

Mr. Dalton, this money
is all from your account.

You only need to fill
out a withdrawal slip.

Joe Dalton never filled
out a withdrawal slip.

All right you varmints.

Freeze!

This is just like old times.

Mr. Dalton, your passbook.

And gift, for opening an account.

Six crystal goblets.

I don't want an account.

Crystal goblets.

Us Daltons don't take no bribes.

Boys, let's get out of here.

I'm the law in this
town, and I say halt.

Or I'll shoot.

Come on boys.

What in the sam hill are you doing?

You're not supposed to shoot at us!

You're supposed to threaten us

to make it look more real like.

Joe, I was only upholding the law.

I never thought I'd live to see the day

when I'd say this.

But we need Lucky Luke back.

It just ain't the same without him.

I hope we're just not too late, boys.

Come on.

[Jack] Snakebite like
that would have killed

any ordinary man by now.

[Joe] Luke ain't an ordinary man.

He's out there somewhere.

We gotta find him.

How?

Same way he always finds us.

Track him.

What's so funny?

I've done plenty of tracking in my day.

It's not that.

We just realized the
irony of the situation.

Irony?

How Luke needs us as
much as we need him.

It's sort of like the
Hindu wheel of life.

What goes around,

Comes around.

Fitting together like
the Chinese symbols of Yin.

And Yang.

You know, I've often thought about

how good and evil, they're just opposite

sides of the same coin.

Definitely.

One can't exist,

Without the other.

You keep flapping your lips like that,

and you're gonna end up
with a mouthful of dust.

Daltons!

Let's go before they spot us.

Bushwack!

Bushwack.

Whoa, dumb dog.

Move dog, Bushwack, wow, ow, wow!

You should have never skipped town

without my okay, Lotta!

I know you're out there.

No good following us.

Yeah, we're lost too.

Don't tell her that.

Come out of your hiding place.

Ollie ollie oxen free.

You don't come out,
I'm gonna shoot the dog.

You got a deal.

You ain't really gonna
shoot Bushwack, are ya Joe?

Don't be stupid.

I kill Luke's dog, that'll
be the end of us for sure.

I'm gonna start counting.

One.

Two.

Bye Bushwack.

(gun cocking)

Three.

Wait!

I'm here!

Shucks.

I knew it!

You and the horse, come
out with your hands up.

[Jumper] That'd be a neat trick.

Well Lotta.

I'm glad to see you came around

to my way of thinking.

[Lotta] I never thought
you could do it, Joe.

You mean shoot the dog?

No, I mean count to three.

You know, you boys won't find Luke

without the help of me and Bushwack here.

That animal's so dumb he couldn't

find meat in a butcher's shop.

You're wrong there.

Oh I am, am I?

Well if Bushwack is so terrific,

how come you ain't found Luke yet?

Who says I ain't found him?

I've got his horse, don't I?

Hey, don't drag me into this.

Yeah.

Luke specially trained Bushwack,

to work only under his command.

Only he and I know the secret word

that unleashes Bushwack's
superior sniffing ability.

Well, what is this secret word?

[Lotta] First, give me the antidote.

What for?

Cause I found Luke,
but I can't cure him.

You can cure him, but you can't find him.

If you give me the antidote,

I'll find him and cure him.

Why don't you give us the dog?

That way we can find
Luke, and we can cure him.

Cause you still need the secret word.

Tell me that secret word!

Shoot me and you'll never know it.

Then I'll shoot the dog again.

Shoot the dog and the secret word

will be darn near worthless!

Dagnabbit, I gotta shoot somebody!

I'm leaving.

Hold it.

How about if we join up together?

And that way, nobody has
to give each other nothing.

Nuh-Uh.

We left Luke to die a
slow, horrible death.

We gotta find him first,
get back on his good side.

I'll tell you what.

You give me the antidote,
and I'll give you Bushwack.

And I'll whisper the
secret word into his ear.

That way it'll be an even exchange.

That's fair.

[Joe] A deal.

Bushwack, scram.

Scram!

[Joe] After him!

Don't let him out of your sight!

Good going, Lotta.

I just hope I haven't outsmarted myself.

Does that smoke tell you anything?

Hang on Luke, hang on Luke.

No, not to me.

To life.

Your life is precious,
and you must fight for it.

? Being on my own so

? I'm singing the lonesome cowboy blues

That's my song.

Your life is precious,
and you must fight for it.

Can I give you a lift out of town?

Luke, thank goodness you're alive.

Well, a sheriff who dies too easy

isn't much use to anybody.

I suppose I should give you this.

Agh!

Lotta?

Thank goodness you're alive.

Where'd the princess go?

She was here a minute ago.

Luke, you had us all worried sick.

Wandering around the desert half dead.

[Averell] There he is, there he is.

You sure that just ain't another shirt?

No Joe, it's really him this time.

It's him, it's him, it's Luke!

Luke, we found you first!

Lotta wanted to leave you to die,

but we talked her into
coming to look for you.

Luke is glad that you fellows took

the time and effort to come rescue him.

And he'd like to say just
three words to you all.

You're under arrest.

Silver spoon.

Tracy, silver cup.

Smith, clock.

Caroline, silver servers.

Mrs. Ruthdeer, land.

[Man] Hey, it's Lucky Luke.

Hey chief, I'm gonna pull your hat off.

The usual?

I sure don't want anything unusual.

So who's this princess, what's her name?

Wide Load?

White Fawn.

I'd kind of like to find her.

Yeah, I bet you would.

To thank her.

I never got the chance.

She and the other Indian girls,

they left without a trace.

The other Indian girls, hmm.

Sounds like you had one
heck of a nice dream.

White Fawn was real.

That other stuff I told you about,

the dark sheriff, the cemetery,

Oh phooey Luke, that
tribe of Indian maidens

is one of the oldest myths around.

Cooked up by some lonely cowboys.

Here, I found something for you.

I took this from the library.

See for yourself.

You must have heard
this story 1,000 times.

A story has to start some place.

She saved my life out there.

I saved your life out there, Luke.

When I found you, you were all bundled up

in a blanket like a baby.

You could hardly move.

And where'd the blanket come from?

Huh?

Where'd this come from?

Oh, that old thing?

Uh, you lost that on one of our picnics.

I've been meaning to return it.

How'd you know I had that?

Well I'm sure that there must be

a sensible reason behind all this.

I mean after all, people don't just

vanish into thin air.

Do they?

? Of all the lonesome cowboys in the west

? I figure I've got to be the loneliest

? I wanna ride the greens

? Where there's lots of elbow room

? Hear the wind blow free

? And smell the sagebrush bloom

? Gotta be on my own

? So I'm singing my lonesome cowboy blues

? Yes I'm the lonesomenest cowboy

? That I know

? But when it comes to courting and such

? I move real slow

? Met a pretty girl

? And she do get hitched the other day

? My voice gets so upset

? We rode the other way

? I gotta be on my own

? So I'm singing my lonesome cowboy blues

? Some folks think it's heaven

? In a hotel with their

? Fluffed up pillows and
their quilts piled high

? Well I don't hanker for no hotel

? Just wanna kick my boots off

? By the campfire's glow

? While the lonely coyotes cry

? Well my bed is my home

You see that branch.

So?

It is forbidden to take that road.

Hey.

[Jolly] Aw, dang it.

Look out, look out!

[Jolly] Next time,
take the forbidden road.

What do we do now, Joe?

I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'.

You better think quick,

'cause Luke will be along any minute.

If he can tear himself
away from Betty Lou.

He'll be along to save Jolly Jumper.

Luke can't follow all
of us if we split up.

We can meet in different towns.

Come on, Lotta.

Come on, Lotta.

Fellas.

She loves me, we're gonna
settle down on a ranch.

Make it a horse ranch, and
Jolly and I'll come along.

Fellas.

She don't wanna settle down on no ranch.

She wants the glamorous life of the stage.

Choose your weapon, will ya.

I choose Lotta's gun.

Lotta gave me that gun.

Didn't ya, Lotta?

Lotta? Lotta!

Where are you?

[Jack] Is that you, I'm over here?

[William] Wait, over here.

Go east.

[Jack] Lotta, my darling.

Jack, I don't love you.

But you drank the potion.

So, did you.

But can you honestly look me in the eyes

and tell me you love me?

Well no, it's really Betty Lou I love.

You should, she's a fine person.

And she's crazy about you.

[Betty Lou] Jack, Jack, can you hear me?

See.

I'm gone.

Get down.

Betty Lou's lookin' for me.

I thought you were hot for Lotta.

It's Betty Lou I love now.

Fine, you just forget
Betty Lou for one second.

Lucky Luke is here,

and if he takes us back to jail,

you can kiss your precious
Betty Lou good-bye.

Think about it.

Kissin' Betty Lou doesn't
sound like such a bad deal.

You go out there and make a noise,

and I'll jump him.

What about swamp critters?

They're asleep, now get goin'.

Frog snake!

Looks like a deadly
bandanna snake to me.

Close 'em up.

Lotta, my darlin', I'll
love ya till the day I die.

Which may be sooner than you think

if you don't get your hands off of me.

Listen to me, I don't love you.

I could never love you.

You're just sayin'
that 'cause you're still

in love with Jack.

I can fix that.

Wanna drink?

Where'd you get that?

I swiped it from you.

Oh, very nice.

Lotta,

wanna drink?

So much for savoir-faire.

Now, come and get me.

William, I'm not smitten.

I don't get it.

Why ain't it workin'?

Don't ask me, maybe it's fake after all.

But if it's fake, then I
ain't in love with you, neither.

Well, are ya?

Sure.

How much?

A whole bunch.

Enough to give up your career,

the bright lights, the
grease paint, the applause?

Hell, no.

I'm so glad, go on, William.

The stage is callin'.

[Averell] William.

I'm comin'.

That's Averell.

William.

William.

Be careful, Luke is out
there lookin' for us.

He ain't never gonna take me back.

I'm gonna be an actor.

Don't give up your day job.

You need your Lotta.

Yoohoo, Luke.

Any last words?

It won't work.

It won't work.

I'll remember you said that.

Mud in the barrel.

Wait right here, boys.

You're funny, Luke.

Lucky Luke.

It's cleaned and dry.

Say your prayers.

Hold it, Joe.

If you shoot me, who's gonna pull you out?

Better think fast, you're
too short to take your time.

Just don't stand there, get me out.

Come on, please.

The gun.

Lucky.

Please.

The gun.

Just don't stand there, get me out.

Lucky, come on, will ya?

Come on, Lucky!

Come on, Lucky!

Sweet dreams.

Lotta.

Lotta.

I know I don't say much,

but that doesn't mean I don't
have any feelings for ya.

But if I say so, it's just words,

and words kinda put a limit on feelings.

I don't want any limits with you.

So, I don't say anything.

But I stick around.

And when I leave, I come back,

which I wouldn't if I
didn't feel something.

It's like this,

I do care for you.

When I'm on the trail,
you're what I'm lonesome for.

You're my family, my best friend.

I count on you,

I know you.

And I wish I would tell
you this when you're awake.

[Jolly] Yeah, this is more like it.

What's goin' on?

Time to go home.

Where's Averell?

I haven't seen him.

Look, quicksand.

A moment of silence for
our poor, departed brother.

At least, we don't have to bury me.

I had the weirdest dream last night.

That I fell in love with
Jolly Jumper. (Laughs)

Don't know why you want this,

love potion's a fake.

It is not, it brought
Betty Lou and me together.

[Lotta] It is, too.

[Betty Lou] Is not.

Anybody else take it?

Luke did.

So, it's up to Luke.

How 'bout it?

[Jolly] Take it from me, partner.

Don't tell 'em a thing, nothin'.

Yeah, Luke, did the potion make you fall

in love with Betty Lou?

No.

There.

I had my thumb over the bottle.

So, you were faking with Betty Lou.

Yeah.

What made you do that?

I don't know.

Luke, that just might
be the most romantic thing

you ever said to me.

Really?

So, wait a minute.

Was the potion a fake, or was it real?

It changed my life.

I love you, Jack,

and I'll always love you.

But this is good-bye.

What?

I'm going to follow the gypsy trail.

But darling.

I wanna go with the wind
and learn many things.

May I join you, Esperelda?

Estheranza, you can call me Ethel.

Say it.

[Betty Lou] Ethel.

Ethel.

Lovely name, Ethel.

To the forbidden road.

Welcome back, boys.

Thanks, Luke.

(-Lucky Luke Rides Again- by Roger Miller)

? Lucky Luke, born to ride

[Jolly] Get off, Lotta.

I guess I'll see ya.

Lotta, Lotta.

I know I don't say much,

but that doesn't mean I...

You rescued me from the Daltons.

I don't need anymore
proof of your feelings.

Lotta.

Luke.

Frankly, I don't care
if I don't every hear

the word -love- again in my life.

Lotta.

You're off the hook, Luke.

You can ride off into the
sunset with a clear conscience.

(The Lonesomest Cowboy In
The West by Arlo Guthrie)

? Of all the lonesome cowboys in the west

? I figure I've gotta be the lonesomest

? I wanna ride the range where
there's lots of elbow room

? Yeah, the wind blows free,
now the sagebrush blooms

? Rather be on my own-some
singin' my lonesome cowboy blues

? Yes, I'm the lonesomest
cowboy that I know

? But when it comes to courtin'
and such, I move real slow

? Met a purty gal itchin'
to get hitched the other day

? My horse got so upset
we rode the other way

? I gotta be on my own-some
singin' my lonesome cowboy blues

? Some folks think it's heaven in a hotel

? With their puffed up pillows
and their quilts piled high

? Well, I don't hanker for no hotel

? Just wanna kick my boots
off by the campfire's glow

? While the lonely coyotes cry

? Well, my bed is my horse and saddle