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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,039 --> 00:00:35,718 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:37,255 --> 00:00:40,861 Caleb, where the hell is the crudites platter? 3 00:02:45,975 --> 00:02:47,470 Caleb! 4 00:02:47,472 --> 00:02:48,723 What? 5 00:02:48,725 --> 00:02:51,408 Where's the goddamn crudites platter? 6 00:02:52,325 --> 00:02:54,670 Hold on. 7 00:02:54,672 --> 00:02:56,170 We have guests arriving any minute, 8 00:02:56,172 --> 00:02:57,608 and he says hold on. 9 00:02:59,415 --> 00:03:01,343 Sorry, I was mid-pee. 10 00:03:01,345 --> 00:03:03,623 Okay well I need the crudites platter. 11 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,903 Okay, well it's in one of these drawers. 12 00:03:05,905 --> 00:03:06,738 Cupboards. 13 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:08,583 Whatever. 14 00:03:08,585 --> 00:03:09,988 Here it is. 15 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:10,898 On the counter. 16 00:03:12,045 --> 00:03:13,163 Where? 17 00:03:13,165 --> 00:03:14,543 There! 18 00:03:14,545 --> 00:03:15,978 - You wash your hands? - Huh? 19 00:03:17,045 --> 00:03:17,878 Never mind. 20 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,230 Is there anything else you want me to do? 21 00:03:21,232 --> 00:03:22,393 - No. - Are you sure? 22 00:03:22,395 --> 00:03:23,873 I'm sure! 23 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:25,013 Okay! 24 00:03:25,015 --> 00:03:26,115 Where are you going? 25 00:03:27,245 --> 00:03:28,713 Check baseball scores? 26 00:03:28,715 --> 00:03:30,723 Okay, we have guests any minutes. 27 00:03:30,725 --> 00:03:32,033 And you said you didn't need me. 28 00:03:32,035 --> 00:03:33,813 Okay just because I say I don't need you 29 00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:35,253 doesn't mean I don't need you. 30 00:03:35,255 --> 00:03:37,447 Okay, okay, what do you want me to do? 31 00:03:37,449 --> 00:03:38,918 Nothing. 32 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:41,853 Well can I do nothing in the den 33 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,913 while I check baseball scores? 34 00:03:43,915 --> 00:03:44,748 Fine. 35 00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:50,283 Fine as in okay, or fine as in you'll be sorry later? 36 00:03:50,285 --> 00:03:52,133 And you say I overanalyze things? 37 00:03:52,135 --> 00:03:55,408 Well honey, you're queen of woman speak lately. 38 00:03:58,645 --> 00:04:00,053 Oh, okay! 39 00:04:00,055 --> 00:04:01,483 I see, it's all my fault! 40 00:04:01,485 --> 00:04:05,093 No no no, it's just you're obviously upset. 41 00:04:05,095 --> 00:04:07,653 Is it me or are you just anxious about the party? 42 00:04:07,655 --> 00:04:10,033 Um, I'm not anxious about the party. 43 00:04:10,035 --> 00:04:13,033 Okay, I'm anxious about being ready for the party. 44 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:15,873 Look, look, look, everything is almost done, 45 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:17,356 and it's just a few friends anyway. 46 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,608 It's just Wesley and the new guy, and Reena. 47 00:04:21,579 --> 00:04:22,820 And Melanie. 48 00:04:22,822 --> 00:04:23,655 What? 49 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,391 And Melanie. 50 00:04:25,393 --> 00:04:27,518 - No, no no no no. - Don't start! 51 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,521 But honey... 52 00:04:28,523 --> 00:04:29,733 Okay don't but honey me. 53 00:04:29,735 --> 00:04:31,043 Melanie sits right next to Reena. 54 00:04:31,045 --> 00:04:32,503 I couldn't not invite her. 55 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,457 Yeah, but she's like nails on a chalkboard. 56 00:04:35,895 --> 00:04:36,848 And she's here. 57 00:04:39,605 --> 00:04:41,183 I'm getting drunk. 58 00:04:41,185 --> 00:04:42,823 Just get the door. 59 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:43,658 Fine. 60 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:47,948 Fine as in okay, or fine as in you'll be sorry later? 61 00:04:50,361 --> 00:04:52,023 Hey buddy! 62 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:52,856 Hi Caleb. 63 00:04:52,858 --> 00:04:53,689 Hey guys. 64 00:04:53,691 --> 00:04:55,078 It's tabouli salad. 65 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:58,295 It's totally vegan, but really good. 66 00:04:59,685 --> 00:05:02,025 I just brought wine, hope that's cool. 67 00:05:02,859 --> 00:05:04,890 Absolutely, come on in. 68 00:05:04,892 --> 00:05:06,798 Addison's in the kitchen. 69 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,337 Tabouli salad! 70 00:05:13,339 --> 00:05:14,288 Oh Wesley! 71 00:05:16,518 --> 00:05:17,863 Muah, muah. 72 00:05:17,865 --> 00:05:19,473 Lincoln, Addie, Addie, Lincoln. 73 00:05:19,475 --> 00:05:20,306 Hi. 74 00:05:20,308 --> 00:05:21,193 Oh, nice to meet you. 75 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:22,445 I'd shake your hand, but. 76 00:05:24,278 --> 00:05:25,643 That's okay. 77 00:05:25,645 --> 00:05:27,988 I kind of like my hand attached. 78 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:31,743 Caleb, darling. 79 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:32,713 Why don't you show the boys 80 00:05:32,715 --> 00:05:35,383 out to the yard and make them a drink? 81 00:05:35,385 --> 00:05:36,258 I'd love to. 82 00:05:37,675 --> 00:05:38,875 Let's hit the bar, boys. 83 00:05:41,915 --> 00:05:42,888 See ya outside. 84 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,238 Nice um, 85 00:05:48,245 --> 00:05:49,568 nice knife. 86 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:54,635 Yeah, you know it is a nice knife actually. 87 00:05:59,661 --> 00:06:01,222 Thank you. 88 00:06:01,224 --> 00:06:03,633 Whoa, this is nice! 89 00:06:03,635 --> 00:06:04,948 Oh, thank you. 90 00:06:05,905 --> 00:06:07,622 Bar's all set up over here. 91 00:06:07,624 --> 00:06:08,457 Cool. 92 00:06:10,345 --> 00:06:12,245 Really glad you could make it, Link. 93 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,617 You already said that. 94 00:06:15,619 --> 00:06:17,223 Did I? 95 00:06:17,225 --> 00:06:20,373 I have early onset Alzheimer's I think. 96 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:21,208 Oh. 97 00:06:22,235 --> 00:06:23,518 That's sad. 98 00:06:36,435 --> 00:06:37,633 Red velvet cake! 99 00:06:37,635 --> 00:06:39,093 Oh thank god. 100 00:06:39,095 --> 00:06:40,593 Yeah, you need dessert? 101 00:06:40,595 --> 00:06:41,643 No, I need backup. 102 00:06:41,645 --> 00:06:43,083 The sudden testosterone level, 103 00:06:43,085 --> 00:06:44,655 it's making me a little testy. 104 00:06:44,657 --> 00:06:46,733 Are you menopausal? 105 00:06:46,735 --> 00:06:49,668 No, but I'm getting a little menophobic. 106 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:53,708 Come in. 107 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:07,268 Seriously? 108 00:07:08,945 --> 00:07:09,858 Seriously. 109 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,623 I didn't know that was your type. 110 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,438 Breathing is my type. 111 00:07:20,825 --> 00:07:22,556 His dimples are extra. 112 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,393 I didn't know he was gay. 113 00:07:28,395 --> 00:07:32,193 I still don't, but he offered to take me here today 114 00:07:32,195 --> 00:07:35,778 so I figure he's either gay or super nice. 115 00:07:37,095 --> 00:07:37,928 Could be both. 116 00:07:39,685 --> 00:07:40,835 I'm never that lucky. 117 00:07:44,946 --> 00:07:46,603 That was hard, 118 00:07:46,605 --> 00:07:48,088 but I got it off. 119 00:07:52,255 --> 00:07:54,493 Caleb's just being a real jerk lately, 120 00:07:54,495 --> 00:07:56,253 and today is no exception. 121 00:07:56,255 --> 00:07:58,693 Oh come on, you guys have been together forever. 122 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,633 You're gonna get married someday. 123 00:08:00,635 --> 00:08:02,793 Not if one of us ends up dead first. 124 00:08:10,885 --> 00:08:13,613 Thanks for inviting us there, Caleb. 125 00:08:13,615 --> 00:08:16,553 Well we're damn glad to have you on our team, Lincoln. 126 00:08:16,555 --> 00:08:18,633 Oh, it's just Link. 127 00:08:18,635 --> 00:08:19,773 I go by Link. 128 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:20,928 He goes by Link. 129 00:08:21,945 --> 00:08:24,553 Well, we're damn glad to have you on our team, Link. 130 00:08:24,555 --> 00:08:25,813 Thank you. 131 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:27,463 To the Landfall Loons. 132 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,113 May we make baseball history this season. 133 00:08:30,115 --> 00:08:32,513 - Hear hear. - Right on. 134 00:08:32,515 --> 00:08:34,874 So Link, you more of a pitcher or a catcher? 135 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:40,368 You know I'm a shortstop. 136 00:08:44,185 --> 00:08:45,673 Right. 137 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:46,508 Right. 138 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,753 Make way for more food! 139 00:08:54,755 --> 00:08:55,703 Hi guys. 140 00:08:55,705 --> 00:08:57,058 Everyone this is Reena. 141 00:08:59,155 --> 00:09:00,413 Reena! 142 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:03,603 Wesley, you just get more and more handsome. 143 00:09:03,605 --> 00:09:05,533 Oh, I'll pay you later. 144 00:09:05,535 --> 00:09:07,083 And you must be Lincoln. 145 00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:09,753 Oh, just Link. 146 00:09:09,755 --> 00:09:10,698 Like missing link? 147 00:09:12,035 --> 00:09:14,775 I've heard so much about you. 148 00:09:14,777 --> 00:09:15,773 You have? 149 00:09:15,775 --> 00:09:19,298 And I have a friend who's just dying to meet you. 150 00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:21,868 Okay. 151 00:09:23,525 --> 00:09:24,873 What friend? 152 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,378 I don't know. 153 00:09:27,685 --> 00:09:28,518 Oh no. 154 00:09:33,763 --> 00:09:34,844 Hey, what is Reena talking about? 155 00:09:34,846 --> 00:09:35,823 I don't know what you're talking about. 156 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:36,813 This friend. 157 00:09:36,815 --> 00:09:39,213 You and Reena are not trying to set up Link with Melanie. 158 00:09:39,215 --> 00:09:40,443 I'm not trying to do anything. 159 00:09:40,445 --> 00:09:41,903 I told Reena and Melanie about the party, 160 00:09:41,905 --> 00:09:43,523 and who was invited, and that's all. 161 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:44,788 Now get out of my face. 162 00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:49,008 This is not gonna be pretty. 163 00:09:52,055 --> 00:09:54,253 So you all play on the same team? 164 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:57,708 Well, we all play on the same baseball team. 165 00:10:07,045 --> 00:10:09,068 I'm going to go get some wine. 166 00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:13,388 I like her. 167 00:10:15,664 --> 00:10:16,882 Melanie. 168 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:17,984 I brought fruitcake. 169 00:10:26,365 --> 00:10:28,993 It's crudites. 170 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,463 It's vegetables. 171 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:32,468 Well, that's kind of the point. 172 00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:35,703 I'm not really into vegetables. 173 00:10:35,705 --> 00:10:38,398 You more into fruit? 174 00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:46,568 I do like kumquats. 175 00:10:50,628 --> 00:10:51,608 Kumquats? 176 00:10:53,415 --> 00:10:55,118 I brought fruitcake! 177 00:10:56,287 --> 00:10:57,682 Yes, yes you did. 178 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,273 Everyone, this is Melanie. 179 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:01,573 Hi everyone! 180 00:11:01,575 --> 00:11:03,903 Actually, I think the only one 181 00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:06,403 you don't know here today is Link. 182 00:11:06,405 --> 00:11:07,673 Link, this is Melanie. 183 00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:09,003 Melanie, this is Link. 184 00:11:09,005 --> 00:11:10,043 Hi. 185 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,058 Well, hello there. 186 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,035 Oh don't worry, I don't bite, much. 187 00:11:19,015 --> 00:11:22,193 I think the fruitcake belongs over there. 188 00:11:22,195 --> 00:11:23,028 Okay. 189 00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:26,288 Catch you later, tiger. 190 00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:30,318 Isn't she something? 191 00:11:31,975 --> 00:11:34,113 Yeah, she's something all right. 192 00:11:34,115 --> 00:11:36,015 Yeah starts in F and ends in freaky! 193 00:11:37,425 --> 00:11:39,633 Better watch out, tiger. 194 00:11:39,635 --> 00:11:40,735 Oh I'll protect you. 195 00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:44,128 Can I get another drink? 196 00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:49,173 He's kind of cute, huh? 197 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,908 In a dorky kind of way. 198 00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:54,293 I like 'em dorky. 199 00:11:54,295 --> 00:11:57,593 So what's with this whole no cellphone thing? 200 00:11:57,595 --> 00:11:59,133 It's Caleb's idea. 201 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,688 He wants us to try to spend an entire afternoon unplugged. 202 00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:07,762 And here I was hoping to get plugged. 203 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,553 Our phones and virtual connections 204 00:12:15,555 --> 00:12:16,713 are becoming more important 205 00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:19,103 than our actual here and now realities. 206 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,973 You can't just enjoy a meal anymore, 207 00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:22,583 or an evening out. 208 00:12:22,585 --> 00:12:24,343 You gotta document and share it 209 00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:26,003 with everyone who wasn't there. 210 00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:28,233 Um um um... 211 00:12:28,235 --> 00:12:30,083 Yes, Link? 212 00:12:30,085 --> 00:12:32,407 But isn't sharing good? 213 00:12:32,409 --> 00:12:35,323 Yes, but you can share it afterwards! 214 00:12:35,325 --> 00:12:37,009 You see people posting about what they're doing, 215 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:40,964 so they're actually missing half the real experience 216 00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:43,583 because they're too busy posting about it or sharing it 217 00:12:43,585 --> 00:12:47,293 or getting sucked into some tweet war or video wormhole. 218 00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:49,683 So he said, "Not at our party." 219 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,073 If we're inviting people to be at our party, 220 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,268 they better actually be at our party. 221 00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:58,128 Wow. 222 00:12:59,185 --> 00:13:01,848 That is so deep! 223 00:13:02,935 --> 00:13:06,468 I am so tweeting about this when I get home. 224 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:10,943 I can never keep up with the tech. 225 00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:13,083 I figure a couple years, they'll just be 226 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:16,213 implanting it in our heads anyways, so why bother? 227 00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:18,133 Then we'd all be like the Borg. 228 00:13:18,135 --> 00:13:19,743 Resistance is futile. 229 00:13:19,745 --> 00:13:21,353 You're a Trekkie? 230 00:13:21,355 --> 00:13:22,688 Live long and prosper. 231 00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:25,563 Oh lord, Wes and Addie 232 00:13:25,565 --> 00:13:28,623 have complete conversations in nerd speak, and now you? 233 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,083 I'm becoming a minority in my own house. 234 00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:33,403 Caleb, check on the barbecue? 235 00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:34,238 On it! 236 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,453 You know, I could never barbecue. 237 00:13:38,455 --> 00:13:39,613 It's hard. 238 00:13:39,615 --> 00:13:42,088 You know to get the fire burning just right. 239 00:13:44,755 --> 00:13:48,608 That's true about so many things. 240 00:13:51,185 --> 00:13:52,016 Is it? 241 00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:54,443 So, Melanie, are you married? 242 00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:59,173 No, single and free and available. 243 00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:00,008 Imagine that. 244 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,153 I was married once, but he died. 245 00:14:04,155 --> 00:14:05,681 Suicide? 246 00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:08,383 No, a brain aneurysm. 247 00:14:08,385 --> 00:14:09,823 Can you imagine? 248 00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:12,573 He was married to me for two months, 249 00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,808 and his brain exploded! 250 00:14:16,846 --> 00:14:19,673 - I can't believe it. - Well believe it. 251 00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:21,223 And you haven't told Caleb? 252 00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:23,093 I was waiting for the right time. 253 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,133 The right time? 254 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:26,643 He's going to figure it out eventually. 255 00:14:26,645 --> 00:14:27,588 I know. 256 00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:30,993 Well then you'll have to tell him then. 257 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,173 I know. 258 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,133 So what are you waiting for? 259 00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:36,183 I, I don't know. 260 00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:38,433 I just, this issue will make us 261 00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:40,285 have to think about that other issue. 262 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,458 What other issue? 263 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:46,433 Oh. 264 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:47,453 That other issue. 265 00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:51,093 Yeah, and that issue shouldn't be hinged on this issue. 266 00:14:51,095 --> 00:14:53,028 That issue should be based on, 267 00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:55,268 well that's another issue. 268 00:14:57,305 --> 00:14:58,943 You've got issues. 269 00:14:58,945 --> 00:14:59,778 Tell me. 270 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,993 No, I mean I dug Janeway. 271 00:15:10,995 --> 00:15:12,425 You know the whole girl power thing, 272 00:15:12,427 --> 00:15:14,348 but Picard, ooh. 273 00:15:15,695 --> 00:15:17,928 He will always be the captain for me. 274 00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:20,028 I like Scott Bakula. 275 00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:23,878 Who did you like, Link? 276 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,748 I kinda liked them all. 277 00:15:28,946 --> 00:15:30,363 I guess I'm easy. 278 00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:32,868 I hope so. 279 00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:38,943 Dogs are ready! 280 00:15:38,945 --> 00:15:39,818 Thank god. 281 00:15:40,826 --> 00:15:44,353 Faux dogs on the right, real deal on the left. 282 00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:46,193 What's a faux dog? 283 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,633 A vegetarian hot dog. 284 00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:49,803 Wes and I are vegetarian. 285 00:15:49,805 --> 00:15:50,888 You don't eat meat? 286 00:15:52,305 --> 00:15:54,528 Well, I wouldn't say that. 287 00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:58,143 Okay, I'm confused. 288 00:15:58,145 --> 00:16:00,353 Don't worry about it, just try one. 289 00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:02,093 And my tabouli salad. 290 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,098 It's to die for. 291 00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:06,988 Which reminds me, hey Addie. 292 00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:17,638 Well, you want a weenie? 293 00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:22,392 I thought you would never ask. 294 00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:04,953 It's good to see you relaxing. 295 00:17:04,955 --> 00:17:06,303 I know I shouldn't be the first one to eat 296 00:17:06,305 --> 00:17:07,193 being the hostess and all, 297 00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:09,395 but I think I was getting hangry. 298 00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:12,613 Well, it's stressful throwing a party. 299 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,665 It's not the party. 300 00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:17,638 It's Caleb, or me, us together. 301 00:17:19,735 --> 00:17:21,938 Honey, you've got a lot on your plate. 302 00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:25,183 A lot on your plate, 303 00:17:25,185 --> 00:17:29,373 and every relationship has its ups and downs. 304 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,803 Some days you love each other, 305 00:17:30,805 --> 00:17:33,193 some days you want to kill each other. 306 00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:34,026 That's normal. 307 00:17:34,028 --> 00:17:37,068 I guess, as long as the murder's a metaphor, right? 308 00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:39,823 Exactly. 309 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,873 And if it isn't, that's what friends are for, 310 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,698 to help hide the bodies and not ask questions. 311 00:17:47,195 --> 00:17:48,833 The cake looks delish, Reena. 312 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,358 It better, it took forever. 313 00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:55,998 Well I think I gained five pounds just passing by. 314 00:17:59,616 --> 00:18:02,398 Mm, looks like Link and Melanie are getting along. 315 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,893 He's not a pig at an auction. 316 00:18:06,895 --> 00:18:08,393 I never said he was. 317 00:18:08,395 --> 00:18:11,193 She's sure feeding him like he's one. 318 00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:12,763 Are we jealous? 319 00:18:12,765 --> 00:18:14,233 Suck it, Reena. 320 00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:17,133 Well well, may the best girl win. 321 00:18:17,135 --> 00:18:19,098 Suck it, and choke on it. 322 00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:24,087 Everything looks mighty tasty. 323 00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:25,308 Oh thank you. 324 00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:27,365 He meant the food. 325 00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:30,548 Duh. 326 00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:35,885 All right, looks like everyone has their food 327 00:18:35,887 --> 00:18:38,643 and champagne, let's have a toast. 328 00:18:38,645 --> 00:18:40,213 Hear hear. 329 00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:42,567 To good friends, old and new, 330 00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:46,093 and Melanie and to my lovely co-host Addie. 331 00:18:46,095 --> 00:18:48,353 I wouldn't throw a party without you, baby. 332 00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:51,106 Oh, you couldn't throw a party without me. 333 00:18:51,108 --> 00:18:52,622 Amen. 334 00:18:59,935 --> 00:19:00,766 What is your problem? 335 00:19:00,768 --> 00:19:02,003 Oh, what's my problem? 336 00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:03,321 That's rich. 337 00:19:03,323 --> 00:19:04,573 You invited Melanie 338 00:19:04,575 --> 00:19:06,533 and she's making everybody feel awkward. 339 00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:07,366 Everyone? 340 00:19:07,368 --> 00:19:08,203 Not me. 341 00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:09,643 I don't feel awkward at all. 342 00:19:09,645 --> 00:19:11,073 I bet Reena doesn't feel awkward. 343 00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:12,590 Well Link does, and I do, 344 00:19:12,592 --> 00:19:14,403 and I bet you Wesley does too. 345 00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:15,593 So this is a guy thing? 346 00:19:15,595 --> 00:19:16,963 Is that what this is about? 347 00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:19,093 You guys can't handle a woman who's a little different? 348 00:19:19,095 --> 00:19:22,663 She's not just different, she's aggressively different. 349 00:19:22,665 --> 00:19:25,623 So aggressive women threaten you, is that it? 350 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,813 Is that what this is about? 351 00:19:27,815 --> 00:19:31,401 Do I threaten you? 352 00:19:35,065 --> 00:19:36,075 That Melanie. 353 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:38,823 Yeah. 354 00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:41,683 She's kind of freakin' me out. 355 00:19:41,685 --> 00:19:45,083 Yeah, between her fruitcake and her outfit 356 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:47,435 I wasn't sure if it was Christmas or Halloween. 357 00:19:50,843 --> 00:19:52,993 I think he likes me. 358 00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:54,233 You're sure? 359 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,502 Oh yeah, I can tell things like that. 360 00:19:57,504 --> 00:20:01,623 By the end of the night, I'm going to have him 361 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:05,558 flat on his back, and screaming for Jesus. 362 00:20:08,385 --> 00:20:10,663 Honey, look I don't understand 363 00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:11,793 what's going on with you right now but... 364 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:12,983 Yeah that's the point 365 00:20:12,985 --> 00:20:15,204 is you don't know what's going on with me. 366 00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:16,037 Well why don't you tell me? 367 00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:16,870 Now? 368 00:20:16,872 --> 00:20:18,122 You wanna know now? 369 00:20:18,124 --> 00:20:20,873 We are hosting a goddamn party! 370 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:24,213 We have guests in the backyard right now who want dessert, 371 00:20:24,215 --> 00:20:27,463 and all the sudden you wanna get touchy feely? 372 00:20:27,465 --> 00:20:28,603 Well I'm sorry buddy, 373 00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:31,348 but I have a goddamn fruitcake to serve! 374 00:20:38,895 --> 00:20:40,264 Can I talk to you for a second? 375 00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:41,097 - Well... - Great. 376 00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:42,242 Ow! 377 00:21:05,141 --> 00:21:05,972 What is with your friend? 378 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,240 Melanie? 379 00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:08,843 Yeah, also known as the MILF from hell. 380 00:21:08,845 --> 00:21:10,623 Look, she's tame enough at work. 381 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,923 Maybe she had too much to drink, I don't know. 382 00:21:12,925 --> 00:21:14,373 Well she's terrorizing Link. 383 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,659 He's a grown man. 384 00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:18,716 She would scare Clint Eastwood. 385 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,748 Are you playing hard to get? 386 00:21:31,455 --> 00:21:32,548 Wasn't trying. 387 00:21:34,704 --> 00:21:36,595 Good, 'cause I like it hard. 388 00:21:38,077 --> 00:21:39,183 That so? 389 00:21:39,185 --> 00:21:41,885 Hard, hot, and furious. 390 00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:46,631 Why'd you invite her? 391 00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:47,464 That's so ridiculous. 392 00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:49,883 - Help me with dessert? - Ow! 393 00:21:50,785 --> 00:21:52,008 She's out of control. 394 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:53,823 Which one? 395 00:21:53,825 --> 00:21:54,656 I need a drink. 396 00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:56,693 Oh hell yes. 397 00:21:56,695 --> 00:21:59,083 What the hell is going on? 398 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,453 We're having dessert. 399 00:22:00,455 --> 00:22:01,863 I'm cutting Melanie's fruitcake, 400 00:22:01,865 --> 00:22:03,673 you're cutting your red velvet cake, 401 00:22:03,675 --> 00:22:06,888 and we're all having a goddamn wonderful time. 402 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,182 No need to be shy now, Linky-dink. 403 00:22:13,353 --> 00:22:15,103 I know what men like. 404 00:22:16,715 --> 00:22:18,553 Pizza and beer? 405 00:22:18,555 --> 00:22:21,838 Pizza and beer and this. 406 00:22:23,502 --> 00:22:24,556 Oh my. 407 00:22:25,391 --> 00:22:27,258 - Oh no, oh... - Oh yes! 408 00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:29,596 - No no, no no no. - Oh yes! 409 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,431 No. 410 00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:33,428 Where's Link? 411 00:22:34,505 --> 00:22:35,405 Where's Melanie? 412 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,055 Oh my god my cake, my cake, 413 00:23:05,057 --> 00:23:06,698 oh my god! 414 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,178 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 415 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,180 Come on come on come on! 416 00:23:12,097 --> 00:23:13,391 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! 417 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,671 What the hell was that? 418 00:23:14,673 --> 00:23:16,629 What did he do to Melanie? 419 00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:19,318 Where did he get a pickax in suburbia? 420 00:23:20,535 --> 00:23:23,903 I don't know the answers to any of these questions! 421 00:23:23,905 --> 00:23:25,473 Well, what are we going to do? 422 00:23:25,475 --> 00:23:26,623 We're gonna stay calm. 423 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:27,823 We're gonna stay inside. 424 00:23:27,825 --> 00:23:29,083 And if he tries to smash in? 425 00:23:29,085 --> 00:23:29,963 We're gonna call the cops 426 00:23:29,965 --> 00:23:31,223 and hope that they show up before then. 427 00:23:31,225 --> 00:23:32,359 Are you kidding me? 428 00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:33,533 What do you think, that the psycho killer out there 429 00:23:33,535 --> 00:23:36,363 is just gonna hang out playing shadow puppets on the wall 430 00:23:36,365 --> 00:23:37,753 until he hears cop car sirens 431 00:23:37,755 --> 00:23:39,817 and then he's gonna start to break in? 432 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:40,650 Guys. 433 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:41,643 There's no reason to be sarcastic. 434 00:23:41,645 --> 00:23:42,833 - Guys. - Oh I'm sorry! 435 00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,203 I get a little on edge when I'm almost getting killed! 436 00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:46,523 - Guys! - What? 437 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,303 The phone's not working! 438 00:23:48,305 --> 00:23:49,403 So cliche. 439 00:23:49,405 --> 00:23:50,333 Cellphones. 440 00:23:50,335 --> 00:23:52,303 We didn't bring our cellphones. 441 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,136 Oh yeah. 442 00:23:53,138 --> 00:23:54,253 Yeah that was a good idea. 443 00:23:54,255 --> 00:23:56,173 It was a great idea! 444 00:23:56,175 --> 00:23:57,433 Oh yeah, let's cut ourselves off 445 00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:58,673 from the rest of the world. 446 00:23:58,675 --> 00:24:00,483 Not such a good idea now, is it? 447 00:24:00,485 --> 00:24:01,316 Well how would I know 448 00:24:01,318 --> 00:24:02,773 that a psycho killer was gonna show up, huh? 449 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,883 It's not like I invited him! 450 00:24:03,885 --> 00:24:04,790 Hey conveniently escaped psycho killer, 451 00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:06,643 if you don't have any plans for Saturday, 452 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,953 why don't you show up and swing by, we're having a party? 453 00:24:08,955 --> 00:24:10,623 B-Y-O pickax! 454 00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,063 Now who's being sarcastic? 455 00:24:12,065 --> 00:24:14,843 - Well what about you guys? - What? 456 00:24:14,845 --> 00:24:16,913 What about your cellphones? 457 00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,003 Mine's at the office. 458 00:24:18,005 --> 00:24:19,848 Ha, mine's in my purse. 459 00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:23,608 Mine's in my purse. 460 00:24:26,105 --> 00:24:26,938 Hey. 461 00:24:29,215 --> 00:24:30,392 I don't see him. 462 00:24:38,495 --> 00:24:40,738 God, goddamn black hole of a, aha! 463 00:24:46,321 --> 00:24:47,154 Anybody? 464 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,529 Nothing. 465 00:24:50,675 --> 00:24:53,533 Could he still be behind the garage? 466 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,303 Or maybe he's vanished. 467 00:24:55,305 --> 00:24:57,093 Maybe he's a ghost back from the dead 468 00:24:57,095 --> 00:25:00,183 to take revenge on the human race that betrayed him 469 00:25:00,185 --> 00:25:02,718 and let him be hung for a murder he didn't commit. 470 00:25:06,615 --> 00:25:08,240 Yo! 471 00:25:08,242 --> 00:25:09,073 What? 472 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:09,906 Don't do that! 473 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,083 What, I found my phone! 474 00:25:11,085 --> 00:25:12,618 So call 911! 475 00:25:16,428 --> 00:25:17,489 Oh no. 476 00:25:17,491 --> 00:25:18,543 What's oh no? 477 00:25:18,545 --> 00:25:19,376 It's dead. 478 00:25:19,378 --> 00:25:22,043 Probably a bad choice of words given the circumstances. 479 00:25:22,045 --> 00:25:23,723 Where's your charger? 480 00:25:23,725 --> 00:25:25,125 Addie, where's your charger? 481 00:25:27,422 --> 00:25:28,359 I don't know. 482 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,413 What do you mean you don't know? 483 00:25:29,415 --> 00:25:31,908 I usually use the computer to charge my phone. 484 00:25:33,885 --> 00:25:35,273 The computer! 485 00:25:35,275 --> 00:25:38,083 You know, the machine with the screens and stuff. 486 00:25:38,085 --> 00:25:39,003 Yes, the computer. 487 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,333 We can use it to contact the police! 488 00:25:41,335 --> 00:25:42,688 Wesley, you're a genius! 489 00:25:43,725 --> 00:25:45,730 I was valedictorian. 490 00:25:45,732 --> 00:25:47,432 I thought you were a vegetarian. 491 00:25:49,145 --> 00:25:50,823 Okay, it should charge fast enough. 492 00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:52,703 I should be able to get on the net faster. 493 00:25:52,705 --> 00:25:55,703 Oh yeah, 'cause your way is just so much better than mine. 494 00:25:55,705 --> 00:25:57,128 It's not a competition! 495 00:25:59,525 --> 00:26:00,775 My way is faster, though. 496 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:05,493 It's so quiet out there, 497 00:26:05,495 --> 00:26:07,548 like the calm before the storm. 498 00:26:09,685 --> 00:26:11,403 You're a real ray of sunshine. 499 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,973 - Shit. - What? 500 00:26:12,975 --> 00:26:15,033 - No internet connection. - What? 501 00:26:15,035 --> 00:26:16,744 They've been out here twice already to fix this. 502 00:26:16,746 --> 00:26:17,577 I know. 503 00:26:17,579 --> 00:26:18,413 So we're trapped? 504 00:26:18,415 --> 00:26:19,823 Trapped like a helpless animal 505 00:26:19,825 --> 00:26:22,673 with its leg mangled and bloody and broken... 506 00:26:22,675 --> 00:26:24,373 We got it, Reena. 507 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:27,188 Okay, so what is the plan now mister saves the day? 508 00:26:31,755 --> 00:26:34,535 Ooh ooh, um, ooh um... 509 00:26:34,537 --> 00:26:35,638 Yes, Link? 510 00:26:37,145 --> 00:26:38,608 My cellphone's in my car. 511 00:26:41,885 --> 00:26:43,953 I just have to go out and get it. 512 00:26:43,955 --> 00:26:44,918 Out there? 513 00:26:45,935 --> 00:26:47,648 Where the killer is? 514 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,148 Well, when you put it like that. 515 00:26:53,095 --> 00:26:55,933 That's not a totally stupid idea. 516 00:26:55,935 --> 00:26:56,768 Thank you! 517 00:26:57,805 --> 00:26:59,353 What, are you kidding? 518 00:26:59,355 --> 00:27:00,893 No, no, think about it. 519 00:27:00,895 --> 00:27:04,043 If he's still out there behind the garage doing 520 00:27:04,045 --> 00:27:05,826 whatever it is he's doing... 521 00:27:05,828 --> 00:27:08,643 - Oh my god! - What? 522 00:27:08,645 --> 00:27:10,875 He's ruining my red velvet cake! 523 00:27:30,176 --> 00:27:31,009 My cake. 524 00:27:32,575 --> 00:27:34,103 Never mind your cake. 525 00:27:34,105 --> 00:27:36,468 It took me hours! 526 00:27:38,465 --> 00:27:41,053 Listen, all we have to do is keep crazy man 527 00:27:41,055 --> 00:27:42,963 in the backyard so Link can get to his car 528 00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:43,796 and get his phone. 529 00:27:43,798 --> 00:27:45,133 Okay, and how are we gonna do that? 530 00:27:45,135 --> 00:27:46,403 I don't know, what am I supposed to 531 00:27:46,405 --> 00:27:48,003 think of everything now? 532 00:27:48,005 --> 00:27:49,155 Reena, what's he doing? 533 00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:53,833 Licking his fingers. 534 00:27:53,835 --> 00:27:55,648 I knew the frosting was good. 535 00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:58,813 Now he's looking at the rest of the food. 536 00:27:58,815 --> 00:28:01,603 Okay look, so if he is an escapee 537 00:28:01,605 --> 00:28:02,933 he's probably starving, 538 00:28:02,935 --> 00:28:04,623 so all we have to do is keep him distracted by the food 539 00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:06,893 so Link can get to his car and get his phone. 540 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:07,993 Okay Link? 541 00:28:07,995 --> 00:28:09,488 Uh okay. 542 00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:11,993 Okay, Reena? 543 00:28:11,995 --> 00:28:13,703 You and Addison keep an eye on crazy man, 544 00:28:13,705 --> 00:28:15,623 let us know the minute he starts for the house, okay? 545 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:16,456 Got it. 546 00:28:16,458 --> 00:28:18,435 Oh my god, oh my god! 547 00:28:18,437 --> 00:28:19,405 - What? - What? 548 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:20,238 What? 549 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,383 I can't go. 550 00:28:21,385 --> 00:28:22,216 I can't go! 551 00:28:22,218 --> 00:28:23,473 Yes you can, you can do it. 552 00:28:23,475 --> 00:28:24,782 No, no, no, no, I can't. 553 00:28:24,784 --> 00:28:26,283 I'll die. 554 00:28:26,285 --> 00:28:27,503 - No. - No you won't. 555 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:28,336 We'll look after you. 556 00:28:28,338 --> 00:28:29,488 Don't you see? 557 00:28:30,492 --> 00:28:32,270 I'm wearing a red shirt. 558 00:28:38,735 --> 00:28:40,243 This isn't Star Wars. 559 00:28:40,245 --> 00:28:42,293 - Star Trek. - Whatever. 560 00:28:42,295 --> 00:28:43,853 Uh no, not whatever. 561 00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:45,334 Okay one is a TV series 562 00:28:45,336 --> 00:28:47,593 and the other one is a cinematic trilogy. 563 00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:48,813 Two trilogies. 564 00:28:48,815 --> 00:28:51,203 One trilogy, and a few mistakes. 565 00:28:51,205 --> 00:28:53,863 And Star Trek went on to become a bunch of movies as well. 566 00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:56,496 You're comparing cinematic trailblazing 567 00:28:56,498 --> 00:28:58,853 with franchise exploitation. 568 00:28:58,855 --> 00:29:00,253 Can we focus? 569 00:29:00,255 --> 00:29:03,477 Killer outside, need help, need phone. 570 00:29:03,479 --> 00:29:05,183 Need verbs. 571 00:29:05,185 --> 00:29:06,673 - Lincoln. - Huh? 572 00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:07,983 You can do this. 573 00:29:07,985 --> 00:29:10,435 We won't let anything bad happen to you, promise. 574 00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:12,313 Promise? 575 00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:13,208 I promise. 576 00:29:18,045 --> 00:29:20,103 - Okay I'll do it. - My man. 577 00:29:20,105 --> 00:29:20,983 Except... 578 00:29:20,985 --> 00:29:22,823 Except what? 579 00:29:22,825 --> 00:29:27,825 Well, I know I'm not the brightest pencil in the box. 580 00:29:28,355 --> 00:29:29,188 Bulb. 581 00:29:30,795 --> 00:29:31,628 Huh? 582 00:29:32,935 --> 00:29:33,768 Never mind. 583 00:29:34,865 --> 00:29:36,003 Go on, man. 584 00:29:36,005 --> 00:29:40,238 Well it's just that if he's distracted, 585 00:29:41,075 --> 00:29:43,960 why don't we all run out the front door, 586 00:29:43,962 --> 00:29:47,798 get in my car, and get out of here, huh? 587 00:29:57,439 --> 00:30:01,548 Go, go hut hut hut hut hut hut go go go go! 588 00:30:04,755 --> 00:30:07,063 - Wait. - What? 589 00:30:07,065 --> 00:30:08,633 Should we bring anything? 590 00:30:08,635 --> 00:30:09,663 To the cops? 591 00:30:09,665 --> 00:30:11,002 You mean like doughnuts? 592 00:30:11,004 --> 00:30:14,163 No idiots, I mean like IDs, credit card, anything. 593 00:30:14,165 --> 00:30:16,346 We could be killed any minute, so let's just go! 594 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,933 Reena's right, we lose this window 595 00:30:17,935 --> 00:30:19,093 we may never get another one. 596 00:30:19,095 --> 00:30:20,113 Which car is yours? 597 00:30:20,115 --> 00:30:21,253 Big black truck right outside. 598 00:30:21,255 --> 00:30:22,782 Okay get your keys out, you'll go first. 599 00:30:22,784 --> 00:30:23,615 Okay. 600 00:30:38,022 --> 00:30:39,923 - Got 'em. - Okay, on three 601 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:41,063 everybody run like hell. 602 00:30:41,065 --> 00:30:45,888 One, two, three! 603 00:30:48,715 --> 00:30:50,093 Next idea. 604 00:30:50,095 --> 00:30:51,073 - Neighbors! - Huh? 605 00:30:51,075 --> 00:30:52,723 Well they must have heard the screaming! 606 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:53,933 Maybe they called the police. 607 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,513 Maybe they thought it was football game cheering. 608 00:30:55,515 --> 00:30:56,507 No, they could all be dead. 609 00:30:56,509 --> 00:30:57,753 Huh? 610 00:30:57,755 --> 00:30:59,643 Well he could've gotten to them first. 611 00:30:59,645 --> 00:31:00,923 Well then we would've heard screaming. 612 00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:02,653 Not if he caught them by surprise. 613 00:31:02,655 --> 00:31:03,486 All of 'em? 614 00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:04,433 We have neighbors on all sides, okay? 615 00:31:04,435 --> 00:31:06,343 That would have been impossibly coincidental. 616 00:31:06,345 --> 00:31:07,943 Unless he used time travel, 617 00:31:07,945 --> 00:31:09,693 or is from another dimension. 618 00:31:09,695 --> 00:31:11,903 You watch way too much Star Wars! 619 00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:12,973 Star Trek! 620 00:31:12,975 --> 00:31:14,593 Whatever! 621 00:31:14,595 --> 00:31:16,213 Just because we haven't figured something out 622 00:31:16,215 --> 00:31:18,013 doesn't mean it's impossible. 623 00:31:18,015 --> 00:31:20,803 Well, let's just try to figure this out, okay? 624 00:31:20,805 --> 00:31:22,603 Assuming we're dealing with the laws of our own reality 625 00:31:22,605 --> 00:31:24,261 which is sucking it up as it is, by the way... 626 00:31:24,263 --> 00:31:25,983 He's on the move again. 627 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:26,816 Which way? 628 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:27,703 Does it matter? 629 00:31:27,705 --> 00:31:29,253 Well yes, if he's going away from us across the street 630 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:30,593 to kill somebody else, it does matter. 631 00:31:30,595 --> 00:31:31,773 We can get to safety. 632 00:31:31,775 --> 00:31:33,573 Not exactly a win. 633 00:31:33,575 --> 00:31:35,373 He's going around the right! 634 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:37,883 Why isn't he breaking in through a window or something? 635 00:31:37,885 --> 00:31:39,913 I don't know Wes, maybe you should go outside 636 00:31:39,915 --> 00:31:41,379 and give him some pointers. 637 00:31:41,381 --> 00:31:44,053 I'm just saying! 638 00:31:44,055 --> 00:31:45,303 Wes is right. 639 00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:47,063 He could've gotten in here by now if he wanted to. 640 00:31:47,065 --> 00:31:48,765 So why hasn't he, what's he doing? 641 00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:03,187 He's playing with us! 642 00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:05,772 He's a cat and we're dead mice! 643 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:08,753 - Ew. - Seriously. 644 00:32:08,755 --> 00:32:10,273 Metaphor wimps. 645 00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:12,043 Well what are we gonna do, just sit here? 646 00:32:12,045 --> 00:32:13,883 No, no, no, whether he's coming in or going out 647 00:32:13,885 --> 00:32:14,803 we're gonna be prepared. 648 00:32:14,805 --> 00:32:15,863 Oh prepared, right. 649 00:32:15,865 --> 00:32:18,603 Okay who here took a course on advanced psycho escape plans? 650 00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:20,203 Well we've got a whole house full of stuff, right? 651 00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:21,273 Grab anything that could be used 652 00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:23,013 as a weapon or protection and bring it here. 653 00:32:23,015 --> 00:32:23,846 Like knives! 654 00:32:23,848 --> 00:32:24,853 Knives are great. 655 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,453 Anything like that, bring it in here now. 656 00:32:26,455 --> 00:32:27,873 - Okay. - Okay. 657 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:28,706 - Okay? - Yeah. 658 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:29,541 Go! 659 00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:17,683 Hairspray? 660 00:33:17,685 --> 00:33:19,703 What are you gonna do, quaff him to death? 661 00:33:19,705 --> 00:33:22,893 No, you spray it while holding a flame in front of it. 662 00:33:22,895 --> 00:33:25,193 It sprays fire. 663 00:33:25,195 --> 00:33:27,203 Wow, that's good. 664 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:28,553 I'm a MacGyver girl. 665 00:33:28,555 --> 00:33:31,253 So do we make a run for it or what? 666 00:33:31,255 --> 00:33:33,108 Well, let's see if he's still there. 667 00:33:34,773 --> 00:33:35,743 I don't see him. 668 00:33:35,745 --> 00:33:37,953 Maybe he did go to a neighbor. 669 00:33:37,955 --> 00:33:39,355 I hope it's the Petersons. 670 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:43,953 They drive a Hummer! 671 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:44,788 Oh yeah. 672 00:33:46,505 --> 00:33:47,818 I'll go check out back. 673 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,318 Maybe he's eating again. 674 00:33:52,713 --> 00:33:53,713 - Oh. - What? 675 00:33:55,295 --> 00:33:56,945 I hope he's not eating Melanie. 676 00:33:59,073 --> 00:33:59,904 Ew! 677 00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:00,739 Seriously! 678 00:34:11,945 --> 00:34:14,362 Here crazy, crazy, crazy. 679 00:34:33,384 --> 00:34:35,197 No crazy here. 680 00:34:42,605 --> 00:34:43,436 What, what? 681 00:34:43,438 --> 00:34:44,560 He, he, he... 682 00:34:45,535 --> 00:34:46,702 Sounds like? 683 00:34:46,704 --> 00:34:47,723 He's still there. 684 00:34:47,725 --> 00:34:49,293 What the hell is he doing? 685 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:51,273 Dead mice, we're all dead mice! 686 00:34:51,275 --> 00:34:53,183 She really needs to stop saying that. 687 00:34:53,185 --> 00:34:54,503 Seriously. 688 00:34:54,505 --> 00:34:57,288 Okay, we all need to think this through. 689 00:35:00,915 --> 00:35:03,418 There's five of us, and only one of him. 690 00:35:04,305 --> 00:35:05,343 So? 691 00:35:05,345 --> 00:35:07,093 So, we outnumber him. 692 00:35:07,095 --> 00:35:08,665 We should be able to corral him into a corner, 693 00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:10,603 or into the garage even. 694 00:35:10,605 --> 00:35:12,008 Not the garage. 695 00:35:13,835 --> 00:35:15,348 I just had it painted. 696 00:35:18,615 --> 00:35:21,503 So when he goes nuts and starts swinging that pickax 697 00:35:21,505 --> 00:35:23,773 at all of us, do you think that drapery rod 698 00:35:23,775 --> 00:35:24,733 is gonna stop him, 699 00:35:24,735 --> 00:35:28,523 and everything else we have its half his size at least. 700 00:35:28,525 --> 00:35:30,163 What about a diversion? 701 00:35:30,165 --> 00:35:31,113 I don't think a board game's 702 00:35:31,115 --> 00:35:33,263 gonna work for me right about now. 703 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:35,993 No I mean, what if we all get his attention 704 00:35:35,995 --> 00:35:38,883 except for Caleb, who sneaks up from behind? 705 00:35:38,885 --> 00:35:40,083 Well then you'll be close enough 706 00:35:40,085 --> 00:35:41,183 to whack him upside the head 707 00:35:41,185 --> 00:35:44,043 and you'll have the element of surprise to get away with it. 708 00:35:44,045 --> 00:35:45,308 That could work. 709 00:35:47,477 --> 00:35:48,633 You're smart. 710 00:35:48,635 --> 00:35:52,373 I'm limber too, but that's not really relevant right now. 711 00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:55,123 Okay, so you want all of us to go out the back 712 00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:57,153 and just hope that he doesn't start swinging 713 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,513 before Caleb conks him on the head? 714 00:35:58,515 --> 00:36:00,683 What is the potential success rate of that? 715 00:36:00,685 --> 00:36:02,713 Well if you've got a better idea, we're all ears. 716 00:36:02,715 --> 00:36:04,193 I say we go for Link's truck. 717 00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:05,591 I say we go to the neighbor's. 718 00:36:05,593 --> 00:36:07,392 I say we go to the den. 719 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,338 This is ridiculous! 720 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:29,283 I feel like a ping pong ball. 721 00:36:29,285 --> 00:36:30,803 Why is he tormenting us? 722 00:36:30,805 --> 00:36:32,083 It makes no sense! 723 00:36:32,085 --> 00:36:33,253 Well psychos don't make sense. 724 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:34,603 That's what makes them psychos! 725 00:36:34,605 --> 00:36:36,333 Okay, okay, we just need to have a plan of attack 726 00:36:36,335 --> 00:36:37,873 so we're not sitting here like lame ducks. 727 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:38,706 Dead mice. 728 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:39,635 Shut up! 729 00:36:41,665 --> 00:36:43,098 Wait, where's Link? 730 00:36:44,275 --> 00:36:45,388 - Link? - Link? 731 00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:47,814 Link? 732 00:36:56,123 --> 00:36:57,206 I got lost. 733 00:36:58,565 --> 00:37:00,423 But I had a thought. 734 00:37:00,425 --> 00:37:01,288 Did it hurt? 735 00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:04,618 No. 736 00:37:07,206 --> 00:37:08,378 What I thought was, 737 00:37:09,465 --> 00:37:12,553 every time we come back here, he comes back here. 738 00:37:12,555 --> 00:37:16,008 If we go to the front, he goes to the front, right? 739 00:37:18,385 --> 00:37:21,038 Wow, Einstein's got nothing on you. 740 00:37:22,645 --> 00:37:23,478 Huh? 741 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,313 Never mind, go on. 742 00:37:27,315 --> 00:37:32,315 Okay, so if we just wait for him to come back here again, 743 00:37:32,605 --> 00:37:35,383 and when he does I go out to the truck, 744 00:37:35,385 --> 00:37:36,588 get the cellphone. 745 00:37:37,585 --> 00:37:39,493 If all you are still here, 746 00:37:39,495 --> 00:37:41,095 maybe he'll never know I'm gone. 747 00:37:46,075 --> 00:37:48,163 Okay, okay but I think someone 748 00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:50,118 should go with you for backup. 749 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:53,208 I'll go. 750 00:37:55,195 --> 00:37:57,293 Great, okay. 751 00:37:57,295 --> 00:37:59,253 So you guys sneak in through the kitchen 752 00:37:59,255 --> 00:38:01,653 into the front entry way, wait there. 753 00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,773 But we need to have someone in this room so he'll see, 754 00:38:04,775 --> 00:38:08,903 so Reena, you stand guard by this window all right? 755 00:38:08,905 --> 00:38:11,463 Addie and I will take opposite ends of the kitchen, 756 00:38:11,465 --> 00:38:13,853 and that way when you see him, you signal Addie. 757 00:38:13,855 --> 00:38:16,703 Addie will signal me, and I'll signal you guys, okay? 758 00:38:16,705 --> 00:38:18,235 But not a sound, shh. 759 00:38:20,116 --> 00:38:21,150 Shh. 760 00:38:21,152 --> 00:38:22,808 All right, let's get into our positions. 761 00:39:07,685 --> 00:39:10,683 - I hope this works. - You and me both. 762 00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:15,023 But if it doesn't, if we're about to die... 763 00:39:15,025 --> 00:39:16,118 What? 764 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:19,113 I guess it's now or never. 765 00:39:19,115 --> 00:39:20,045 For what? 766 00:39:43,197 --> 00:39:44,638 Uh. 767 00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:52,849 I think he saw. 768 00:39:58,435 --> 00:39:59,518 I think he's mad. 769 00:40:06,225 --> 00:40:07,425 I think he's suicidal. 770 00:40:09,465 --> 00:40:10,538 Go, you idiots! 771 00:40:11,965 --> 00:40:13,252 - Go, go go! - Go! 772 00:40:16,035 --> 00:40:18,090 - The door! - The door! 773 00:40:18,092 --> 00:40:18,925 Got it! 774 00:40:22,995 --> 00:40:24,823 Bitch slammed the door in my face! 775 00:40:24,825 --> 00:40:25,818 Come on! 776 00:40:27,965 --> 00:40:30,148 - He heard! - We all heard! 777 00:40:30,150 --> 00:40:31,143 But he's going around! 778 00:40:31,145 --> 00:40:33,217 Caleb, he's going around! 779 00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:35,087 Distract him! 780 00:40:35,089 --> 00:40:36,049 Distract him? 781 00:40:36,051 --> 00:40:37,361 Distract him with what? 782 00:40:50,441 --> 00:40:54,191 Get in there, that's my car, that's my car. 783 00:41:01,641 --> 00:41:02,843 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 784 00:41:02,845 --> 00:41:03,676 Where's your phone? 785 00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:04,509 Get your phone! 786 00:41:04,511 --> 00:41:05,344 Um, the glove box. 787 00:41:06,315 --> 00:41:09,778 Hey over here you crazy psycho killer whack job! 788 00:41:12,908 --> 00:41:15,018 With a pickax. 789 00:41:18,921 --> 00:41:20,171 And a bad sense of humor. 790 00:41:32,142 --> 00:41:35,358 These are not my running shoes! 791 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,443 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 792 00:41:48,315 --> 00:41:50,675 Oh, I chipped a nail. 793 00:41:59,532 --> 00:42:02,782 Open the door, open the door! 794 00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:06,623 Oh shit! 795 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:08,368 Open the door, open the door! 796 00:42:09,257 --> 00:42:10,623 I heard you! 797 00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:11,638 What do we do? 798 00:42:12,847 --> 00:42:13,680 Uh. 799 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:21,218 Don't open the door, don't open the door! 800 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,723 Open the door, don't open the door. 801 00:42:24,725 --> 00:42:26,075 Make up your friggin' mind! 802 00:42:27,151 --> 00:42:28,253 This guy's not gonna kill me. 803 00:42:28,255 --> 00:42:29,855 I'm gonna die of a heart attack. 804 00:42:30,985 --> 00:42:33,202 And I got a stain too. 805 00:42:42,304 --> 00:42:43,137 Addie! 806 00:42:46,428 --> 00:42:47,261 Addie! 807 00:43:05,094 --> 00:43:06,094 Oh my god! 808 00:44:13,531 --> 00:44:14,531 Thank you. 809 00:44:15,936 --> 00:44:16,853 Uh, sure. 810 00:44:22,833 --> 00:44:25,110 - Oh my god, oh my god. - Oh my god! 811 00:44:25,112 --> 00:44:26,362 Oh my god, wow! 812 00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:37,249 Oh my god, that was so amazing you guys! 813 00:44:38,195 --> 00:44:39,797 Caleb, are you okay? 814 00:44:39,799 --> 00:44:40,973 Yeah. 815 00:44:40,975 --> 00:44:42,479 You were great. 816 00:44:42,481 --> 00:44:43,312 You were so great. 817 00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:44,145 Yeah? 818 00:44:44,147 --> 00:44:44,980 Yeah. 819 00:44:46,646 --> 00:44:48,213 Aww. 820 00:44:48,215 --> 00:44:49,851 Aww. 821 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:50,686 Aww. 822 00:45:14,368 --> 00:45:15,201 Guys? 823 00:45:16,608 --> 00:45:17,441 Guys! 824 00:45:20,771 --> 00:45:21,604 Dinner! 825 00:45:24,485 --> 00:45:25,488 I think he's dead. 826 00:45:26,805 --> 00:45:27,718 Oh yeah. 827 00:45:28,775 --> 00:45:30,948 Yeah, that looks like dead. 828 00:45:32,075 --> 00:45:33,663 So what do we do now? 829 00:45:33,665 --> 00:45:35,283 Well we could just drag his body over here 830 00:45:35,285 --> 00:45:38,395 - to where Melanie, oh shit. - What? 831 00:45:38,397 --> 00:45:39,491 What? 832 00:45:39,493 --> 00:45:40,856 - What? - What, what? 833 00:45:40,858 --> 00:45:43,053 What what what? 834 00:45:43,055 --> 00:45:43,955 Where's Melanie? 835 00:45:46,395 --> 00:45:48,713 Do you think he ate her? 836 00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:49,546 Ew! 837 00:45:49,548 --> 00:45:50,383 Seriously. 838 00:45:50,385 --> 00:45:53,563 No, he he wouldn't have time to eat her. 839 00:45:53,565 --> 00:45:54,396 Okay you know what? 840 00:45:54,398 --> 00:45:56,083 He wasn't quite dead, so maybe she wasn't either. 841 00:45:56,085 --> 00:45:57,123 Maybe she crawled to safety. 842 00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:59,043 But wouldn't there be a trail of blood? 843 00:45:59,045 --> 00:46:00,613 Maybe she was being tidy. 844 00:46:00,615 --> 00:46:01,943 Maybe she spider crawled upside down 845 00:46:01,945 --> 00:46:03,523 like Regan in "The Exorcist." 846 00:46:03,525 --> 00:46:05,294 No, no maybe we should just call the cops. 847 00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:08,088 Oh yeah, I got my cellphone. 848 00:46:09,115 --> 00:46:09,948 Link. 849 00:46:10,885 --> 00:46:11,718 Huh? 850 00:46:12,676 --> 00:46:14,603 It's in your pocket. 851 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,185 Oh yeah. 852 00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:36,303 Got it. 853 00:46:36,305 --> 00:46:38,173 I mean what are you gonna tell the police, huh? 854 00:46:38,175 --> 00:46:40,749 You all did just brutally murder someone. 855 00:46:40,751 --> 00:46:42,440 Ah no, no, no, no, no, that was self-defense. 856 00:46:42,442 --> 00:46:43,418 Hm, mostly. 857 00:46:44,355 --> 00:46:45,868 - No signal. - What? 858 00:46:46,745 --> 00:46:47,893 No signal. 859 00:46:47,895 --> 00:46:50,163 Oh Jesus Christ, again? 860 00:46:50,165 --> 00:46:51,647 This always happens! 861 00:46:51,649 --> 00:46:52,933 Addie, calm down. 862 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:54,303 No, I will not calm down! 863 00:46:54,305 --> 00:46:55,883 You know this is my pet peeve. 864 00:46:55,885 --> 00:46:58,743 This is just a plot for cellphone services 865 00:46:58,745 --> 00:47:00,113 to make us spend more money! 866 00:47:00,115 --> 00:47:00,946 But Addie... 867 00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:03,033 No don't you but Addie me, okay? 868 00:47:03,035 --> 00:47:06,353 I can understand how no one can manage 869 00:47:06,355 --> 00:47:09,063 peace in the Middle East, or fix global warming, 870 00:47:09,065 --> 00:47:11,823 but basic internet? 871 00:47:11,825 --> 00:47:13,783 Basic cellphone service? 872 00:47:13,785 --> 00:47:14,616 Addie! 873 00:47:14,618 --> 00:47:15,449 No! 874 00:47:15,451 --> 00:47:16,363 I want answers! 875 00:47:16,365 --> 00:47:19,915 I wanna know how we can talk to men on the goddamn moon, 876 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:22,433 but we can't get a signal 877 00:47:22,435 --> 00:47:25,088 from a cellphone tower two blocks away? 878 00:47:26,167 --> 00:47:28,183 Have you ever considered anger management? 879 00:47:28,185 --> 00:47:30,313 I don't need anger management! 880 00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:33,595 I need the world to stop pissing me off! 881 00:47:44,745 --> 00:47:46,568 Guess I should go talk to her. 882 00:47:47,925 --> 00:47:50,583 I guess I'll go see if Addie's cellphone is charged. 883 00:47:50,585 --> 00:47:52,393 Maybe she can get service. 884 00:47:52,395 --> 00:47:54,998 I guess I'll see if the internet's working. 885 00:48:49,795 --> 00:48:50,628 Honey. 886 00:48:52,015 --> 00:48:53,218 I'm sorry. 887 00:48:55,545 --> 00:48:56,378 It's okay. 888 00:48:58,675 --> 00:49:00,979 I know you've been under a lot of pressure. 889 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:02,803 Tell me. 890 00:49:02,805 --> 00:49:04,305 Well I know you pretty well, 891 00:49:05,214 --> 00:49:07,458 and I know you've been carrying something around. 892 00:49:08,965 --> 00:49:11,428 You have no idea how right you are. 893 00:49:44,135 --> 00:49:45,393 No go. 894 00:49:45,395 --> 00:49:46,228 Nothing here. 895 00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:51,953 - That's wonderful! - Are you sure? 896 00:49:51,955 --> 00:49:53,733 Of course I'm sure! 897 00:49:53,735 --> 00:49:55,733 I'm not too much of a handful as it is? 898 00:49:55,735 --> 00:49:57,958 No way, I'll prove it to you. 899 00:50:01,135 --> 00:50:02,208 Addison Lundsky, 900 00:50:04,045 --> 00:50:04,945 will you marry me? 901 00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:10,823 What is it? 902 00:50:10,825 --> 00:50:13,098 Fuck off, we're getting engaged! 903 00:50:21,985 --> 00:50:23,393 Who could that be? 904 00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:24,838 What am I, psychic? 905 00:50:29,405 --> 00:50:30,238 Bitchy. 906 00:50:36,025 --> 00:50:36,975 What the? 907 00:50:39,429 --> 00:50:40,262 Tadah! 908 00:50:41,735 --> 00:50:43,603 It's alive! 909 00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:44,673 Don't let it get me. 910 00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:46,163 You're alive? 911 00:50:46,165 --> 00:50:47,942 Don't look so disappointed! 912 00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:51,123 Have you all been having fun? 913 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:52,053 Fun? 914 00:50:52,055 --> 00:50:53,323 What are you talking about? 915 00:50:53,325 --> 00:50:55,833 You were killed, by a psycho killer! 916 00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,643 Oh Randy. 917 00:50:57,645 --> 00:51:00,183 You know the psycho killer? 918 00:51:00,185 --> 00:51:01,943 Kind of makes sense. 919 00:51:01,945 --> 00:51:03,383 He's an actor friend. 920 00:51:03,385 --> 00:51:07,103 He belongs to this group that does these crazy pranks, 921 00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:09,813 like the unexpected psycho killer. 922 00:51:09,815 --> 00:51:11,588 Neat party game, right? 923 00:51:16,968 --> 00:51:19,153 Did you spill punch? 924 00:51:19,155 --> 00:51:21,413 Guess who just got engaged? 925 00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:22,248 Melanie? 926 00:51:23,545 --> 00:51:25,393 Melanie got engaged? 927 00:51:25,395 --> 00:51:26,623 You're alive? 928 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,553 Not for long. 929 00:51:28,555 --> 00:51:30,728 Oh get a sense of humor. 930 00:51:31,742 --> 00:51:33,803 Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going on here? 931 00:51:33,805 --> 00:51:35,093 She punked us! 932 00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:35,926 What? 933 00:51:35,928 --> 00:51:38,023 The psycho killer? 934 00:51:38,025 --> 00:51:39,113 Randy. 935 00:51:39,115 --> 00:51:40,473 He's an actor friend of hers 936 00:51:40,475 --> 00:51:42,765 that she hired for an elaborate party game. 937 00:51:45,575 --> 00:51:46,818 Isn't that funny? 938 00:51:51,205 --> 00:51:52,036 Oh. 939 00:51:52,038 --> 00:51:52,913 My. 940 00:51:52,915 --> 00:51:53,748 God. 941 00:51:55,025 --> 00:51:58,003 Why are you all acting so weird? 942 00:51:58,005 --> 00:52:00,983 You were never in any real danger. 943 00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:02,293 And now that you know the truth, 944 00:52:02,295 --> 00:52:04,698 you should be laughing and having fun! 945 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:06,671 What's wrong with you? 946 00:52:06,673 --> 00:52:09,283 What's wrong with us? 947 00:52:09,285 --> 00:52:10,873 I'm gonna kill her. 948 00:52:10,875 --> 00:52:12,533 Oh, no more killing. 949 00:52:12,535 --> 00:52:15,273 No, no, I've got a better idea. 950 00:52:15,275 --> 00:52:18,583 Why don't we just show Melanie what's wrong with us, 951 00:52:18,585 --> 00:52:20,633 aside from the fact that she has officially 952 00:52:20,635 --> 00:52:23,688 overshadowed our engagement announcement! 953 00:52:23,690 --> 00:52:25,093 Are you sure? 954 00:52:25,095 --> 00:52:27,583 Yeah, I'm pretty sure returning from the dead 955 00:52:27,585 --> 00:52:29,388 trumps a wedding announcement. 956 00:52:30,235 --> 00:52:32,608 No, I mean are you sure we should show her? 957 00:52:34,965 --> 00:52:35,798 Oh. 958 00:52:38,125 --> 00:52:39,792 Do we have a choice? 959 00:52:45,005 --> 00:52:46,288 Show me what? 960 00:52:55,670 --> 00:52:56,503 Oh my god! 961 00:52:58,652 --> 00:53:00,569 Oh how did this happen? 962 00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:03,174 Who did this? 963 00:53:04,255 --> 00:53:06,808 Well we all kind of helped. 964 00:53:08,395 --> 00:53:09,718 Are you all crazy? 965 00:53:10,995 --> 00:53:14,548 You just killed a perfectly good actor! 966 00:53:17,255 --> 00:53:19,247 Well, a reasonably good one. 967 00:53:19,249 --> 00:53:22,603 His Macbeth was a little weak. 968 00:53:22,605 --> 00:53:25,193 But still, you can't go around killing people! 969 00:53:25,195 --> 00:53:28,273 How could we possibly know that he was just acting? 970 00:53:28,275 --> 00:53:29,813 We didn't sign up for a Halloween night 971 00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:31,763 at Spookytown or anything. 972 00:53:31,765 --> 00:53:32,883 You pranked us. 973 00:53:32,885 --> 00:53:33,907 Punked. 974 00:53:33,909 --> 00:53:34,953 Whatever! 975 00:53:34,955 --> 00:53:36,863 This has gotta be illegal, or it oughta be. 976 00:53:36,865 --> 00:53:39,223 You are crazy for thinking this was a good idea. 977 00:53:39,225 --> 00:53:40,936 Oh I'm crazy? 978 00:53:40,938 --> 00:53:43,026 I faked my death. 979 00:53:43,028 --> 00:53:45,873 You all actually committed murder! 980 00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:47,503 It was self-defense! 981 00:53:47,505 --> 00:53:48,823 Mostly. 982 00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:51,233 Fine, I'm calling the police. 983 00:53:51,235 --> 00:53:52,066 Oh yeah? 984 00:53:52,068 --> 00:53:53,093 Okay, well good luck with that okay? 985 00:53:53,095 --> 00:53:54,873 We don't have cellphone service. 986 00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:56,253 Mm-mm. 987 00:53:56,255 --> 00:53:57,086 And you know what? 988 00:53:57,088 --> 00:53:58,881 I'm actually suddenly okay with that. 989 00:53:58,883 --> 00:54:00,163 Oh fine! 990 00:54:00,165 --> 00:54:02,268 I'll drive to the station. 991 00:54:05,825 --> 00:54:06,958 Do we let her go? 992 00:54:08,055 --> 00:54:09,773 Or what? 993 00:54:09,775 --> 00:54:12,571 I'm getting the hairspray. 994 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:20,796 Melanie wait! 995 00:54:20,798 --> 00:54:24,523 Wait for what, for you to explain some more? 996 00:54:24,525 --> 00:54:26,893 Or do you want to kill me too? 997 00:54:26,895 --> 00:54:28,113 Well. 998 00:54:28,115 --> 00:54:29,193 Can we please just, 999 00:54:29,195 --> 00:54:31,493 let's just think about this for a minute. 1000 00:54:31,495 --> 00:54:33,393 Oh sure, now. 1001 00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:35,243 Now you want to think about it. 1002 00:54:35,245 --> 00:54:36,563 Why didn't you think about it 1003 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,778 before you turned Randy's head into pate? 1004 00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:42,093 Vivid. 1005 00:54:42,095 --> 00:54:43,693 If you'd thought about it then, 1006 00:54:43,695 --> 00:54:46,063 this all could have been avoided. 1007 00:54:46,065 --> 00:54:49,913 I mean, how likely is an escaped psycho killer? 1008 00:54:49,915 --> 00:54:52,003 There are no loony bins around here. 1009 00:54:52,005 --> 00:54:54,213 Where could he have come from? 1010 00:54:54,215 --> 00:54:55,633 He could've been crazy all along 1011 00:54:55,635 --> 00:54:58,580 and just suddenly cracked, like the guy in "Maniac." 1012 00:54:58,582 --> 00:55:01,853 Yeah, or stolen a car and escaped 1013 00:55:01,855 --> 00:55:03,093 like the guy in "Halloween." 1014 00:55:03,095 --> 00:55:04,693 You like horror too? 1015 00:55:04,695 --> 00:55:06,612 Yeah, in the movies! 1016 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,296 Well this is not a movie! 1017 00:55:10,298 --> 00:55:12,183 This is reality! 1018 00:55:12,185 --> 00:55:14,988 And escaped psycho killers from out of nowhere 1019 00:55:14,990 --> 00:55:19,303 hellbent on killing a specific bunch of innocent people 1020 00:55:19,305 --> 00:55:23,503 is about as real as a spontaneously generating 1021 00:55:23,505 --> 00:55:25,461 zombie apocalypse! 1022 00:55:36,373 --> 00:55:38,603 That's nice, Melanie, really nice. 1023 00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:41,743 You're really gonna try to punk us again? 1024 00:55:41,745 --> 00:55:43,923 Yeah fool me once, shame on me. 1025 00:55:43,925 --> 00:55:44,823 Fool me twice... 1026 00:55:44,825 --> 00:55:46,573 No fool me once, shame on you. 1027 00:55:46,575 --> 00:55:48,143 That's what I just said. 1028 00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:50,192 Anyway, get out of our place, 1029 00:55:50,194 --> 00:55:51,473 and take Melanie with you. 1030 00:55:51,475 --> 00:55:52,503 She ruined the party. 1031 00:55:52,505 --> 00:55:54,483 Yeah, you ruined the party. 1032 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:56,583 Yeah, and if that fake blood stains my floor, 1033 00:55:56,585 --> 00:55:58,909 then you're paying for it missy. 1034 00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:19,205 Okay, five points for staying in character. 1035 00:56:20,365 --> 00:56:23,433 And bonus points for the makeup effects. 1036 00:56:23,435 --> 00:56:24,847 Those are really good. 1037 00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:25,682 Yeah. 1038 00:56:29,049 --> 00:56:31,323 Get your zombie ass out of my house. 1039 00:56:34,135 --> 00:56:36,618 I said get your ass out of my house! 1040 00:56:43,825 --> 00:56:45,198 I'm sick of this shit! 1041 00:56:47,305 --> 00:56:49,355 All right, show's over Melanie, get up. 1042 00:56:50,905 --> 00:56:53,628 Yeah, and your fake blood really stinks. 1043 00:56:55,670 --> 00:56:57,488 What the hell? 1044 00:56:59,645 --> 00:57:00,478 Honey? 1045 00:57:12,015 --> 00:57:13,573 Oh my god. 1046 00:57:13,575 --> 00:57:15,015 - Oh. - My. 1047 00:57:15,017 --> 00:57:16,184 God! 1048 00:57:34,355 --> 00:57:36,973 How many actors does Melanie know? 1049 00:57:36,975 --> 00:57:39,425 It's like a whole theater company or something. 1050 00:57:40,315 --> 00:57:42,708 Wait a minute, that's the Petersons. 1051 00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,433 And the McDougals. 1052 00:57:47,435 --> 00:57:50,163 Well no wonder none of the neighbors responded. 1053 00:57:50,165 --> 00:57:51,876 They're all in on it. 1054 00:58:23,726 --> 00:58:24,559 Uh-oh. 1055 00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:36,545 Oh no. 1056 00:58:45,165 --> 00:58:46,783 Joke's over, folks! 1057 00:58:46,785 --> 00:58:49,818 Go play Halloween dress up day somewhere else! 1058 00:58:54,533 --> 00:58:56,838 Oh no you don't! 1059 00:59:01,415 --> 00:59:02,248 Guys! 1060 00:59:03,945 --> 00:59:04,813 What is it? 1061 00:59:04,815 --> 00:59:07,048 Yeah, you look like you've seen a ghost. 1062 00:59:09,925 --> 00:59:11,178 Spit it out! 1063 00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:13,838 Melanie's dead. 1064 00:59:14,975 --> 00:59:15,808 Again. 1065 00:59:17,135 --> 00:59:18,508 Yeah, we know. 1066 00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:23,505 No, I mean really dead. 1067 00:59:27,225 --> 00:59:28,723 Really dead? 1068 00:59:28,725 --> 00:59:29,853 Really dead? 1069 00:59:29,855 --> 00:59:32,098 Really, really dead? 1070 00:59:33,008 --> 00:59:35,252 Really, really, really dead. 1071 00:59:40,382 --> 00:59:41,240 Move it! 1072 00:59:41,242 --> 00:59:42,718 But if she's really dead, 1073 00:59:44,445 --> 00:59:46,667 then those people out there are... 1074 00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:58,975 This is not your cake, this is not your party! 1075 01:00:17,225 --> 01:00:18,513 Ha! 1076 01:00:18,515 --> 01:00:22,471 Now you all just have to find something else to eat. 1077 01:02:27,990 --> 01:02:29,202 Woohoo! 1078 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,256 Yay! 1079 01:02:50,085 --> 01:02:52,113 With the last of the zombies terminated 1080 01:02:52,115 --> 01:02:55,753 only a few weeks ago, the city returns to normal. 1081 01:02:55,755 --> 01:02:57,513 Neither local nor federal officials 1082 01:02:57,515 --> 01:03:00,383 have been able to determine the cause of the outbreak. 1083 01:03:00,385 --> 01:03:03,480 Mayor Jones said quote, "Since it didn't follow any rules 1084 01:03:03,482 --> 01:03:05,300 "of any zombie movie ever made, 1085 01:03:05,302 --> 01:03:07,040 "as far as finding a cause, 1086 01:03:07,042 --> 01:03:09,963 "we're pretty much up the." 1087 01:03:09,965 --> 01:03:11,683 Congratulations again, man. 1088 01:03:11,685 --> 01:03:14,313 Why thank you, yeah we're pretty excited you know? 1089 01:03:14,315 --> 01:03:16,653 A wedding and a baby just months apart. 1090 01:03:16,655 --> 01:03:18,013 You're a lucky guy. 1091 01:03:18,015 --> 01:03:19,688 Well, so are you apparently. 1092 01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:21,568 Huh? 1093 01:03:22,625 --> 01:03:23,836 Wesley. 1094 01:03:23,838 --> 01:03:24,688 Oh yeah. 1095 01:03:25,595 --> 01:03:27,143 Who knew? 1096 01:03:27,145 --> 01:03:29,948 Yeah, I mean didn't you? 1097 01:03:30,927 --> 01:03:33,288 Nope, I didn't even know he was gay. 1098 01:03:34,615 --> 01:03:36,683 Helen Keller would know Wesley was gay, 1099 01:03:36,685 --> 01:03:37,985 but I'm talking about you. 1100 01:03:39,105 --> 01:03:40,663 Oh. 1101 01:03:40,665 --> 01:03:43,118 Nope, kind of a surprise. 1102 01:03:44,455 --> 01:03:46,113 Really? 1103 01:03:46,115 --> 01:03:48,433 Guys like me don't get much action. 1104 01:03:48,435 --> 01:03:50,935 I was lucky to get bad head every couple of years. 1105 01:03:52,385 --> 01:03:54,023 Wes gives great head. 1106 01:03:54,025 --> 01:03:54,943 Okay. 1107 01:03:54,945 --> 01:03:56,723 And he cooks! 1108 01:03:56,725 --> 01:03:58,025 What more does a guy want? 1109 01:03:59,693 --> 01:04:00,608 Pussy? 1110 01:04:03,435 --> 01:04:04,873 Not so much. 1111 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,888 Good food, good head, I'm a happy camper. 1112 01:04:09,995 --> 01:04:11,193 You ready to go babe? 1113 01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:12,263 You bet, sweetie. 1114 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:14,843 And I will see you at next week's game. 1115 01:04:14,845 --> 01:04:15,678 Damn straight. 1116 01:04:17,005 --> 01:04:17,855 Figure of speech! 1117 01:04:19,431 --> 01:04:20,684 - Bye. - See you at the game. 1118 01:04:20,686 --> 01:04:22,019 See you later. 1119 01:04:23,042 --> 01:04:23,963 - Addie. - Bye. 1120 01:04:23,965 --> 01:04:25,668 - Bye, sweetie. - Thank you. 1121 01:04:27,012 --> 01:04:28,845 - No we got it. - Okay. 1122 01:04:33,355 --> 01:04:35,173 They are such a cute couple! 1123 01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,243 So are we. 1124 01:04:36,245 --> 01:04:38,323 - No we're not. - What? 1125 01:04:38,325 --> 01:04:39,383 We're a cute threesome. 1126 01:04:39,385 --> 01:04:41,638 We are, yes we are a cute threesome. 1127 01:04:42,965 --> 01:04:44,163 Let's clean up. 1128 01:04:44,165 --> 01:04:44,996 Okay. 1129 01:04:44,998 --> 01:04:47,503 Hey, did I tell you that I got a postcard from Reena? 1130 01:04:47,505 --> 01:04:49,253 Oh really, how's the singles cruise going? 1131 01:04:49,255 --> 01:04:50,513 Great, she said she met a man 1132 01:04:50,515 --> 01:04:52,363 and he's not gay or undead. 1133 01:04:52,365 --> 01:04:54,382 See, I told you she had to get out of LA. 1134 01:04:54,384 --> 01:04:56,543 Mhmm, you know I think all that blood 1135 01:04:56,545 --> 01:04:57,733 actually was good for the grass. 1136 01:04:57,735 --> 01:04:59,137 It's never looked greener. 1137 01:04:59,139 --> 01:04:59,972 Hm. 1138 01:05:43,065 --> 01:05:46,373 About as real as a spontaneously generated 1139 01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,357 zombie apocalypse! 1140 01:05:50,115 --> 01:05:51,409 - Hold, hold! - Camera's like. 1141 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,086 - Hold! - I'm holding her. 1142 01:05:54,088 --> 01:05:54,919 I'm holding her. 1143 01:05:54,921 --> 01:05:55,752 Hold. 1144 01:05:55,754 --> 01:05:57,873 I'm so sorry, I'll get it, okay. 1145 01:05:57,875 --> 01:05:58,803 I was laughing. 1146 01:05:58,805 --> 01:06:00,232 She's giggly. 1147 01:06:00,234 --> 01:06:02,273 - Here we go. - This is a funny scene. 1148 01:06:02,275 --> 01:06:03,583 It's a really funny scene, I'm sorry. 1149 01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:05,133 I'll get it together. 1150 01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:06,646 Where from, Jeff? 1151 01:06:06,648 --> 01:06:08,625 Right there from the line 1152 01:06:08,627 --> 01:06:10,327 on action, the zombie attacks. 1153 01:06:10,329 --> 01:06:11,826 Okay. 1154 01:06:11,828 --> 01:06:13,328 Scream, everybody. 1155 01:06:14,674 --> 01:06:17,037 That's at the top of the stingers. 1156 01:06:18,525 --> 01:06:21,743 - Wait is this the... - He's gonna just attack. 1157 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:22,576 - Yeah. - Oh. 1158 01:06:22,578 --> 01:06:23,858 - I'm sorry. - And we're gonna react. 1159 01:06:31,705 --> 01:06:34,521 - I'll go. - Okay, good. 1160 01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:36,458 So, we need one person in here. 1161 01:06:39,555 --> 01:06:41,222 - I can't. - Damn it! 1162 01:06:42,142 --> 01:06:44,496 Help, somebody help. 1163 01:06:50,398 --> 01:06:51,703 Your eyeline for... 1164 01:06:51,705 --> 01:06:53,317 Oh I'm not looking at them at all. 1165 01:06:53,319 --> 01:06:55,133 - Oh okay. - I'm in my own idiot world. 1166 01:06:55,135 --> 01:06:56,353 Okay, cool. 1167 01:06:56,355 --> 01:06:57,873 Oh you mean at the end, yeah yeah yeah. 1168 01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,025 - Yeah. - Right right. 1169 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,553 All right, camera set. 1170 01:07:02,555 --> 01:07:04,438 Here we go, and action. 1171 01:07:20,555 --> 01:07:22,041 Okay, I can't get that off. 1172 01:07:30,053 --> 01:07:32,733 Yeah, between her outfit and her fruitcake 1173 01:07:32,735 --> 01:07:34,933 I wasn't sure if it was Halloween or Christmas. 1174 01:07:34,935 --> 01:07:36,619 That's reversed, sorry. 1175 01:07:36,621 --> 01:07:37,693 All right, reset right away. 1176 01:07:37,695 --> 01:07:39,058 That was backwards. 1177 01:07:40,015 --> 01:07:41,285 At least I matched it. 1178 01:07:47,114 --> 01:07:48,619 Action. 1179 01:07:56,395 --> 01:08:00,537 - Ew, ugh, oh god. - Okay. 1180 01:08:00,539 --> 01:08:02,683 That's gotta be enough of that, yeah? 1181 01:08:08,655 --> 01:08:09,655 Oh my god! 1182 01:08:10,751 --> 01:08:11,834 Who did this? 1183 01:08:15,319 --> 01:08:16,560 I'm sorry I rapped. 1184 01:08:16,562 --> 01:08:17,393 That's okay. 1185 01:08:17,395 --> 01:08:19,728 We got a giant plane anyway. 1186 01:08:26,861 --> 01:08:28,353 - Before you... - You, I would like you 1187 01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:30,403 to raise it before, but since we're not even 1188 01:08:30,405 --> 01:08:32,613 saying the lines it kind of doesn't matter, 1189 01:08:32,615 --> 01:08:34,148 but yeah the idea is you come out, 1190 01:08:34,150 --> 01:08:37,113 he says, "Don't open the door, don't open the door," 1191 01:08:37,115 --> 01:08:39,213 you raise it up, and he starts running... 1192 01:08:39,215 --> 01:08:40,512 So after the door line, okay. 1193 01:09:07,298 --> 01:09:09,303 Ooh, I'm hungry. 1194 01:09:09,305 --> 01:09:10,138 Nuts. 1195 01:09:11,655 --> 01:09:12,488 Can't. 1196 01:09:13,735 --> 01:09:15,183 Part of the props, in the kitchen. 1197 01:09:15,185 --> 01:09:16,113 They go back in the bowl. 1198 01:09:16,115 --> 01:09:18,065 They go back in the cup on the kitchen. 1199 01:09:19,002 --> 01:09:19,833 I've been eatin' 'em. 1200 01:09:19,835 --> 01:09:21,504 You've been eating them? 1201 01:09:21,506 --> 01:09:22,629 You're fired. 1202 01:10:16,184 --> 01:10:21,184 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 79260

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