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- Previously on below deck...

- This was up here.

You should ----ing sleep with it.

Tell her to get that hair up.

- Abbi, again, your hair, please.

- No, I know.

I don't know if I'm cut out for this job.

- Wait, we have six.

Where's number seven?

[bleep]

- captain lee's not getting one.

- He forgot an entire main dish for the captain.

- Oh.

- Hell of a way to run a railroad, don't you think?

[bleep]

- brian tried to use the davit, and he broke it.

We will not tolerate fools.

- Omg, why do people don't understand.

I want to get into service,

because I didn't come all this way

to just be like a laundry girl.

Geez.

- I'm joking.

- Abbi lee is getting ----ed-up tonight.

- Where's abbi? - I haven't seen her.

- Abbi, abbi, ash.

[bleep]

- you're here to be a deck hand.

You not here to have a good time,

drink as much as you want.

Where the [bleep] do you get off?

- Abbi, abbi, ash.

Where's abbi?

[ coughing ]

- abbi, ash, please.

- As in she's puking?

[ coughing ]

- let's-- let's be honest.

I made one rule after a night out.

You be on deck at the right time.

I'm frustrated with abbi.

Like where the [bleep] do you get off?

- Oh, my god.

- You're here to be a deckhand. That's your primary job.

That's what you've been employed to do.

- I was out there by 9:00, as hard as it was.

- I win, you win, we all ----ing win.

- Did I notice last night you and brian kind of--

are you maybe open to that?

- No. - Really?

You have to admit he's hot.

- I mean, he's cute.

Brian's hot, duh.

But like I don't really like to even kiss people

until I get to know them a little better.

I really a person for his personality.

That's why I'm overlooking brian's body.

- It's not hot at all.

- Deck crew, deck crew, kate.

I believe we have the repairman for that davit here on dock.

- Thanks, kate. I'll be there in a moment.

There she is. Let me know if you need anything.

I'll be on this deck. - Okay.

- My name is ashton.

- Just fold the towels. It's just too much.

[ coughing ]

- I'm sorry to put you alone, tanner,

but your partner in crime is hugging a toilet.

- Out of commission. - Yeah.

- Good morning.

- How are you feeling?

- I think maybe you better apologize to ashton

for being late, yeah.

- Hi. I'm sorry.

I got up at like 8:30 and then I was--

I threw up.

And I was like, I need like a half hour.

- Yeah.

Uh, tanner, brian, just come listen to me as well.

Especially on time and stuff like that.

We need you to understand what our own limits are.

And if you can't drink and you can't keep up with everybody,

like, you need to manage yourself.

It's not okay to the rest of your crew that you just--

- yeah. - --Taking extra hours--

- I drank way too much. - --Kind of get back on deck.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Ashton has a point in giving me a little bit of a scold.

But rules in general are kind of not my forte.

- I'm not gonna harp on this.

So just jump onto the tender with tanner.

- All right.

- Kate, kevin, ashton, can you meet me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

- Copy.

Hi. - Number three.

We have eight charter guests again.

Our primary is mccall sink. She's a doctor.

Moved to boston five years ago.

She's single, addicted to chartering boats,

and she's bringing a group of her girlfriends

to join her on this trip.

They're excited to play with all the water toys.

They're all big drinkers,

and normally run out of alcohol on their trip.

- I'm kind of relieved that we're having

an all-girls-who-love-to-drink charter.

It's like an adult slumber party.

They're just gonna pass out.

- They want a tasting menu,

and I get to have dinner with them a night, too.

That's a wrap, guys.

- See you later, sports fans.

- See you, mate. - Cool.

- Presentation will be a big thing with this group, I think.

- Yeah.

Do you think the presentation was all right on that last meal,

or not really?

- I wasn't impressed with it.

- They should be sitting there,

you should be blowing their socks off.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- They should be sitting there in their underwear.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

To be honest, I think I pissed captain lee off

in a different way, rather than the food way.

And of course, like I'm upset

that he didn't get a piece of fish.

But not one charter guest said something wrong yet.

So I think his only way to retaliate is to hit me

where it hurts, and that's going to be with my food.

- All right. - Okay?

- Yeah, yeah, cool.

Thanks for the honest feedback.

- If you don't want an honest answer,

I'm not the guy you want to ask. - Yeah.

- Hey, man. How's everything going with this?

We fixed? - Yeah.

- Perfect, man, thank you very much.

I appreciate it.

'cause you saved me. I'm the one who broke it.

- All right, start dry, uh...

Give this one a quick scrub.

- Do you have a lighter I could borrow?

- I don't, but... - Keep one.

- You've got two?

- In my pocket right now, yeah.

- Oh, my god, thank you.

- Now it's so awkward when kate--

- yeah, everybody over-reacted about it, I think.

- I know.

I just wanted to, like, sleep with her.

- Yeah.

- My game plan is kind of easy.

I just plant seeds and see if they grow.

And with kate, the garden died very quickly.

She's sexy. - Yeah.

- I just want to [bleep] her. - Yeah.

- With patrick, I've just been really naive and stupid,

thinking he was just my boyfriend [bleep]-buddy thing

when in reality, we have something special.

- Being around hot guys has made me actually realize

that, like, oh sh--, I'm not attracted to anybody else.

[ phone dings ]

- oh, my god.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh.

- Hey, abblets, how you doing?

- Good.

- Hey. - How's it going?

- Good. Guess what, guys?

I got engaged tonight.

Holy sh--. I just got engaged.

This guy said he loved me for the first time via text message.

And then I told him, yeah, I love you, too.

- How nice.

- And he was like you wanna marry me?

And I was like yeah, sure, why not?

- No.

- This whole engagement thing may be abrupt,

but I get the gut feeling and just go with that choice.

- Oh, I'm so happy for you.

- Yeah. We're just gonna ----ing party.

- Yeah. - I don't even want a ring.

- To get engaged via text?

Someone that, like, you were with for two years

just all of a sudden tells you that they love you, via text.

My eyes are rolling all the way off the boat.

- Yeah. - But yeah.

- Good night. - Good night.

- How's it going? - Good.

- Shut up.

- Millenials are so cute.

It's not like look at this big presentation.

I'm such a good proposer.

It's like, hey, you want to go get dinner later,

and maybe spend the rest of your life with me?

- I was like, yeah.

Thanks.

[ phone rings ]

- hi man. - Hi, how's it going?

- Yeah. Tonight I just needed a little bit of support.

I'm feeling very like emotional.

I was the only boy growing up, with three older sisters.

So it was just a small tight-knit family.

I was the baby of the house...

- What's wrong? - And I think I still am.

Captain sat down for a meal the other night,

and I asked him how it was.

And he just said to me, "nah, it's not good enough."

there's no way that you'd say that to your charter chef

and then expect him to ----ing hang around for the next--

well, not for me, anyway. You know what I mean?

And a lot of people would be like, well, you know what?

Like, [bleep] you.

Good luck with the next charter 'cause I'm out.

Should I stay on the boat? Should I hop off the boat?

To be honest, if captain lee wants me to move aside,

then he can come and cook, no ----ing problem.

- I know.

I'm playing this thing over and over in my head.

You ----ing know that I've been down there busting my balls.

I'm the ----ing hardest worker on the boat.

And you ----ing telling me it wasn't good enough.

You know like what the [bleep] you doing with my head?

You know.

Ugh.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Coming up...

[ cheering ]

- we can still get away if we hurry.

[ laughing ]

- yay!

I would stare at that sh--.

- It's gonna happen.

[ phone vibrates ]

- jesus.

I came out here to give this my best shot,

and I'm not gonna give up after charter two.

The guests want a tasting menu this evening.

I think I'm going to give them 10 courses.

All right, what now?

This is what captain lee wants.

Dots. Smears. You know, really impress them.

Like [bleep] off.

- Oh, man.

[ coughing ]

- I don't know what the [bleep] is going on.

Something's definitely wrong here.

I don't want to not do my job,

but I'm feeling probably one of the worst feelings

I've ever felt in my life.

- So what you're gonna do, here are epaulette shirts.

Knock those out with our new fourth stew.

- Okie-dokie. - Morning, guys.

- Morning, morning.

- Charter three, ready to smash it?

- Yes.

- Guess what, ash? - Tell me.

- So I got a text from my greek [bleep]-buddy

boyfriend thing.

And he was like wanna marry me? And I was like yeah, sure.

- What? - I'm getting married.

- What? You're kidding. - What the [bleep].

[ laughs ]

- like, you're actually serious.

- Yeah, I'm not kidding.

- This is very bizarre.

I've just spent the night on the bunny pad

trying to hook up with her.

And now she's engaged.

I ----ing can't believe it.

- ----Ing hell.

- Wow, [bleep], abbi, that's changed things.

- All crew, provisions on the dock.

- Yay.

- Don't drop the alcohol.

These people want a beer in their hand all day.

- I know the feeling well.

- Beef tongue?

I thought it was a frozen baguette.

- Oh, beautiful. Lovely.

- Oh, [bleep] asshole.

- I had a fever last night.

- Sh--. - Yeah. But...

- How you feeling now? - Definitely not 100%.

- All right, well, just let me know

how you're feeling throughout the day, okay?

- Sounds good.

- All right, let's you and I do a walk-around.

- I just want to get all the stuff in the main salon out.

As long as we've got a bunch of cold beers.

- I'll go check. - Nice one, guys.

- You're making gnocchi from scratch?

- Yeah.

- This changes everything. - What do you mean?

- I'm going to have to eat a lot of it.

- Attention all crew.

We have 30 minutes until showtime.

- If you want to have something to eat and drink quickly,

do that, and then get into our whites.

- 15 minutes until the guests get here.

- Don't freak out, mr. Dobson.

[ cheering ]

- oh, okay.

- Showtime.

- We can still get away if we hurry.

- For a lot. - For multiple things.

- Showtime.

- Hi. - Hello.

- How are you? - Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

- I'm kate. - Thank you.

- I didn't get a drink. Thanks.

- I love an all-women charter

because they just come on here to get loose

and they're happy and they're drinking wine.

Woo.

- I haven't got laid in a while.

- Welcome aboard, ladies.

I'm gonna have kate show you around the boat,

and get the party started. - Yes.

- All right, ladies. Right this way.

- So this is the main salon.

- This will be mine.

- I like whiskey, girl.

- Way too sweet.

- Ah, this is beautiful. I love this.

- So once we get to the anchorage,

the deckhands will be able to fill up the jacuzzi.

- Jesus christmas.

- How many bags is that so far?

- It's not even like two days.

- This is your master state room.

- Oh, baby.

- I'm gonna be on the spring, you can be on this line.

- Okay. - Somebody jump on the bed.

- Or just fall.

- So, do you guys want to get settled

and come up and we make you more drinks

and get the party started.

- Great. - Thank you.

- Uh, cap, we are standing by on the stern.

Standing by. - Let's go bow to stern.

- Copy, cap.

- Did you get that? Is your radio on?

- Sorry.

- I'm so excited to get moving.

- Loosen up gaps.

- One more line on the stern. - All lines on deck.

- All right, we're coming out of here.

That's your stern, cap, from the dock.

- Let's get out of here. - Copy.

[ chattering ]

- if you want to take your shirt off, it's okay with us.

- Oh, we are gonna be in trouble.

- Oh yeah.

- It is 1:16.

At 1:30, go down until 3:30. - Thank you.

[ shouting ]

- I gotta get more champagne.

- I wanna get wet. - Hey, hey, hey.

- All deck crew, get dressed into your blue polo.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Uh, tanner, you can go down for about an hour

so that you get a bit of a break before it starts.

- Copy that.

----Ing hell.

- I always think about making gnocchi like naked

with a sexy lady and just relax.

Now I'm just dealing with captain in my head

that he doesn't think I'm doing a good job.

So this time, I'm just like sweating bullets.

- We have lunch coming out at the table back here.

- Don't you put this evil on me, ricky bobby.

[ cheers ]

- jesus ----ing christ.

- So, it's pan-fried gnocchi.

- Yeah. Once the cheese is on, we can go.

- Okay.

- Oh, yummy.

- This is quite beautiful.

- This is everything I love.

- Kevin made homemade gnocchi over sugo

with parmesan and pine nuts.

- Thank you.

- This is like my favorite thing in my entire life.

- I assume they ate it? - Yeah, they liked it.

- Okay.

- Hey, ladies. How's your lunch going?

So, uh, are you all keen for some water toys?

- Yes. - Slide, slide, slide, slide.

- I'll help out. We'll see you later.

- Have a good day. - Okay.

- Let me just tell you, I would stare at that sh--, uh...

It's gonna happen.

- So gross.

- Ashton, give me two and a half shots now.

- That's two and a half shots, cap.

- Roger, that. Let's lock it in.

- All right.

- Abbi, abbi, ashton.

Put the platform out first, and then the tramp.

- Yeah. - Copy. Thank you.

- I can't miss it girlfriend. What does that look like?

- It looks like a shaft.

- I'm from boston. - [ cheering ]

- what's abbi doing up there chatting, like,

she doesn't have anything ----ing else to do.

- I'm not originally from boston.

- Okay, okay.

- I kind of see abbi's losing a bit of focus on deck.

But ashton's just coming on very strong with abbi

since this whole engagement thing.

I think he might be a little bit jealous.

- I know. Yeah. Like, hey.

- Coming up...

- What's on the menu tonight, chef?

- A few things.

- I'm expecting kevin to deliver much better food

than he did the last time.

If he doesn't step up to the plate, I'll fire him.

- Abbi, let's move it.

Let's get that swim platform set up, please.

- You guys, I am from boston.

[ cheering ]

- what's abbi doing chatting like

she doesn't have anything ----ing else to do?

- Can we jump off the top or?

- You can definitely jump off the bow.

- Okay, she's my favorite. I'm obsessed.

- Ash, ash, abbi. - Go ahead.

- Clients want to jump off the bow,

so just letting you know that's where they're headed right now.

- Okay, copy. I'm on my way.

Let's get that swim platform out and set up, please.

- All right, cool.

- Since abbi's text message engagement happened,

she is just being so distracted.

And her work ethic wasn't the best in the beginning.

She needs to get more focused.

[ clears throat ]

- hi. - Hey.

- How's it going down here?

- Like the--

- are you ready to get out of the laundry hole

for a little bit?

- Hallelujah!

Yeah.

- Yeah. I could tell.

- I'll finish up here.

Why don't you go help courtney put away lunch stuff.

- Okay. Thanks. - Yeah.

Simone is really good at laundry, and she likes it.

Simone, are you tired of ironing?

- No, I'm not.

I will never be tired of ironing.

- Never be tired of ironing. - Bless her.

- But if you're down there too long,

you can lose your upbeat attitude real quick.

Yeah, I get it. I've done it.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Thanks, kate. - Go get some sunlight.

- Where can jump off from? - We can jump off the bow.

- Okay. - That's where we want to go.

- Oh, you're gonna jump with us? - Yeah!

- Oh, [bleep].

- One, two, three.

[ screaming ]

- yeah!

- Hey, kevin. - Hey, so...

I just wanted to talk about tonight if that's all right.

- Okay. - So I made a bloody mary mix.

- Yeah.

- It's for just like esterification,

so we're just gonna make like a little gel bowl.

- Bowl, yeah, okay. - And that will start the meal.

Uh-- - do you not need two bags?

- I do need two bags.

- I'd appreciate it if you guys would just be quiet a little.

- Okay.

- Um, and then the next course,

I think we're gonna go straight into the soup.

Hey, guys. - Now he's serious.

- I'm sorry.

This dinner tonight is very important for me,

and I can do it. I just gotta focus.

It's just like [bleep], I just-- yeah.

The next is tempura prawns.

I'm gonna do a lamb loin,

which I want on the main plate, please.

And I think we're gonna go soup.

Then we're gonna go into a sorbet.

And whatever the [bleep] you want to put that in.

Truffles will get served on these square plates.

That's the finish of the meal.

- Okay, cool.

- I don't think-- that doesn't need any more, does it?

- No, I think 10's good. I think 10's strong.

I'm quickly learning that every meal on this boat

is a roller coaster of kevin's ego.

This is kevin's boat, we're just all on it.

[ shouting ]

- of course.

- There we go. - Here you go.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Courtney, can you please go down to laundry?

- Okay. - Thank you.

- [bleep]. - Another change.

- Cool.

- That looks nice, doesn't it?

Imagine that in your soup, eh? - I can't wait.

- Whose are these?

How does simone remember everyone's pants size?

32. Who's a 34?

[ sighs ]

- when you're in service, you're dealing with the guests,

and you're constantly doing stuff.

So the day flies by.

But laundry is boring, it's mind-numbing.

It's dirty.

I'm so bad at it.

My ex-boyfriend did my laundry. I didn't do laundry.

Laundry's done. Finished.

- I am doing so much different sh--.

- What are we doing is leaving it on the side

or folding it on deck? - Pack it up.

- Oh, ----ing water. Ugh. You all right?

- Yeah. I haven't had one break today,

and I got up at 6:00. - Oh.

- I'm not used to this sh--. - [bleep] it.

- Oh.

On a sailing boat, we have one paddleboard

that never gets deflated.

It just stays that way.

But here we like deflate, inflate.

We have a trampoline, a slide.

Like, what the [bleep] is this, a jungle gym, or a boat?

- Oh, that took a lot.

- Are you all right?

- Just went real lightheaded, just real quick.

- That was a good roll.

- Yeah, I'm proud of that roll.

- How we looking, kate?

You reckon it's, like, it's gonna be more like 9:00?

- Yeah, probably closer to 9:00. Is that okay with you?

- That's perfect.

- Cool. Thanks, bro.

- Uh, a few things.

- Well, I figured that out on my own.

- 10 things.

- So you're doing the tasting menu tonight, right?

- Yeah, yeah. - Okay.

- This is like, is there like a pallet thing to start off?

So it's like a bloody mary mix.

- Uh-huh.

- It just makes a little gel ball.

- I'm expecting kevin to deliver much better food

than he did the last time.

Ten course, that's a tough one.

That's a big bite of the apple.

And there's just so many things that could go south with it.

I'll probably come down and make a fly-by during dinner.

- Yeah, they would love that, I'm sure.

- See how things are.

If he doesn't step up to the plate, I'll fire him.

- When did captain become so interested in the food?

- When you decided to make 10 amazing courses.

- So much still I need to do.

- Coming up...

- Ashton, we can bring out the 11th course.

[ cheers and applause ] - and you gotta move.

- Feed me, feed me. - Oh, my god.

- That's pretty.

- We've got a couple guests up. - Getting nervous.

- If you're nervous, I'm nervous.

- I feel completely in the zone.

There's probably a lot of people

that would love to watch me sink tonight.

Four, five, six, seven, eight.

It's not gonna happen.

- It's happening. - Yay!

- Don't push. - Hey.

- Primary's ass is in the chair.

- Okay, okay, okay.

This is a cucumber salad dressed with bloody mary. Okay.

Make the palate refreshed and go wild.

- Oh, it's coming. - Food, food, food.

- Your first course is a cucumber salad

with bloody mary dressing to awaken your palate.

- Thank you.

- Mm.

- All right, soups in. - Okay.

- Kevin's coming. - Hi, kevin.

- Evening, guys. - Our palate's awakened.

- This one is potato carrot ginger soup.

- Thank you, kevin.

- Looks beautiful.

- Salty, nutty, really good.

- Salty and nutty. Did you really just say that?

- Okay.

- Thanks. - Thank you.

- Simone, simone, can you come to the galley for service?

- Copy. - Done.

- They're so cute. - Oh, my god.

- This is homemade brioche with faux gras,

and a beetroot puree. - Oh, my god.

- Oh, my god.

- That's the best thing that's ever happened in my life.

- Yeah. - Hi.

- How we doing? - Really good. Really good.

- Okay.

- Lamb loin, pomegranate molasses,

and eggplant puree.

- It's beautiful.

- I love it. - Oh, my god.

- I know.

- Tempura shrimp taco with avocado, grilled corn.

- Looks so much better in a martini glass.

- Like literally, I need to marry this man.

- Just a quick little palate cleanser, lemon sorbet.

- Ooh. - It's so good.

- Are they happy? - They're loving it.

[ phone beeping ]

- hello, how are you?

- We're gonna get married.

- Yeah, why not, right?

We can just sail away.

And then if we get a divorce, we can--

we can just like it'll be like a breakup.

Like all right, well, it was nice.

Oh, you're so sweet.

Since my engagement, I feel like now

I'm always thinking about patrick.

He's on my mind constantly. Like it's just crazy.

Love you, too. Bye. - Bye.

- Are we ready, yeah?

- Yeah, I'm waiting on you, yeah.

- Brian, brian, please go and start your deck check?

- Okay, copy.

- Chorizo, king mushroom. - King mushroom?

- I thought they were oyster mushrooms.

- Oyster mushrooms, sorry, guys.

- When I think about my last meal on earth,

which I think about often, it's 10 courses.

And that's the only time I want 10 courses.

That's too much.

- Oh, my goodness. This is beautiful.

- I'm just not even thinking anymore.

- I'm like in love with this guy.

- That's pretty, too.

- You're having walnut bread and a date puree. The brown dot.

- Perfect. Yum. - Brian.

- Hey. - Brian! Woo, woo, woo!

- Tonight? - How y'all doing? Yes.

- I think tonight we should have a striptease.

- Yeah.

- Ask and you shall receive, rachel.

That's the way it works.

- So the guests have a pretty big request.

They want you to strip.

Why you-- why you thrusting your pelvis when

we start talking about it?

Your mouth is saying no, but your pelvis is saying yes.

- My body, my body.

- You miss it. - ----Ing do it.

When I was a lot younger, I did a bit of male revue.

So for me, it's just something that comes naturally.

- You miss it.

- Do we know how many more are coming?

- There's literally 10.

- Wow.

- Sorry, I'm out. I'm out.

- We still got more food to eat.

- Once the rice is on, we're good.

- How we doing? - We are on course number nine.

- Kevin made a step in the right direction tonight.

I want to see if he can keep it up,

and I'll be judging his dinner tomorrow night.

- Yeah, yeah.

- You'll be fine.

- This is a mango parfait with a sticky black rice.

- That is beautiful. - Yeah.

- Yay. - Really good.

- Oh [bleep] I'm glad this day is nearly over.

- Last course of the tasting dinner olympics.

You already got a head start. You got one button undone.

- Is it noticeable?

- Okay, well, I'm gonna put the chair on this side,

and I'll radio you in.

- It's the last course. It's right behind you.

- Woo. - Probably chocolate.

- Oh yeah. - It's a chocolate truffle.

- Yes. - Kevin just made today.

- Yes. - Mm.

- Mm.

- Oh, my god. - Yeah.

- Ashton, ashton, we can bring out the 11th course.

- Wow.

- It's like espresso or something.

- Something. [ cheers and applause ]

- I heard there was a request for something tonight.

I was going to ask for a volunteer.

[ cheers and applause ] - rachel, rachel, rachel.

- Okay, so what I'm going to do tonight is I'm going

to show you some of the fundamentals

to remember when giving a lap dance.

- Wonderful.

- All right, so normally you would do like something like.

- Yeah!

- The first thing you gotta learn how to do

is you gotta learn how to touch yourself.

So it looks something like this.

- Hold on hard, hold on tight. Hold on tight.

- You can take the boy out of the strip club dance group.

- You gotta get cheeky. And you gotta move.

- But you'll never take the strip club dance group

out of the boy. - Okay?

Last but not least, when you're done,

you gotta say thank you.

Thank you.

It's those memorable moments that might be the difference

between a $15,000 tip and a $20,000 tip.

- Did you enjoy that? - Oh I did.

- Good job. - Yay.

I wish this was the final night, though.

- No, tomorrow's gonna be good,

because tonight was long, drawn out,

and tomorrow's gonna fast paced, party.

- Yeah.

I needed to prove myself, so good on me.

Now I'm just thinking about captain lee sitting down

for dinner tomorrow night,

and I'm like, just leave me the [bleep] alone.

Uh, just does my head in.

- What's the chances of if I make a mop bucket

you'll mop the floor for me?

- Brian can mop. - I can.

- Yes.

- Okay, I'm gonna go home.

- Good night, girls. Love you.

- My feet are sore. I gotta rest one.

It's so nice.

- I don't understand.

Brian's the guy that I'm relying on.

I'm out busting my ass on deck.

- Oh, my gosh, that's good.

- And he's ----ing lala for courtney

munching on kevin's leftovers.

- Oh, we gotta really think about this.

- I'm pissed off.

- Brian, brian, ashton. - What's up?

- Yeah, let's hurry up and cover up.

- Copy. On my way.

What's up?

- What does the main deck aft look like?

- I didn't have a look yet, to be honest.

- I feel like you spent the majority of your night inside,

but we've been lacking on the exterior.

You don't know what the state of our main deck aft is.

- But isn't the deck the last thing you do?

I just hadn't checked yet. We still haven't finished yet.

- You think it's unfair?

- Yeah, a little bit.

- I think it's been a buildup. I've got abbi moping around.

I've got tanner that's not feeling well.

And I'm just like the season started off so well,

and it just feels like the wheels are falling of the bus.

Do you think it's unfair that I had to mop the deck today?

I also asked you guys to do deck checks.

But you want to tell me I'm being unfair.

- Don't need to be hectic, it's fine.

Come on, man. We're supposed to be a team here.

- That's exactly my point, brian. We are a team.

- I work ----ing hard. Really, really hard.

I'm sorry I missed a couple things, but I'm not perfect.

- That's simple stuff, bro. Simple things.

- --That stuff, but I wasn't talking about that.

I was talking about--

- but, no, when things are not done on deck yet,

you're telling me that's right,

and I'm wrong in bringing that with you.

- I'm just saying--

- because that's what your words were

when you said to me I'm being unfair.

I need to put my foot down.

I cannot have brian on late, helping everybody on the inside.

That is not your job.

- Coming up...

- You're not doing your job properly. Focus.

- I am focused. - You're not.

- I just don't know what you're asking me.

- It's not difficult. - [bleep]

- you know I work really, really hard.

I'm sorry I missed a couple things, but I'm not perfect.

- But you said to me I'm being unfair.

I'm trying to be as fair as I can, but I need--

I need some-- some help from you guys, as well.

And when I try and give you guidance in terms

of saying stop focusing on the interior so much,

and you tell me I'm being unfair,

that gets my back up a bit.

- I apologize, ash. I'm sorry.

- You know, me and brian have had a good relationship

up until now.

And it actually pains me to have to speak to him about this.

But when I, as boson, come to you and speak to you about it,

and you have the audacity to tell me that I'm unfair,

now you're gonna get my back up and you're gonna [bleep] me off.

- Brian, you can go down.

So if I can have you on deck at 9:00, please.

- Copy.

- Ashton accusing me of all this stuff

which I think is really unfair.

I don't know where this is coming from.

But I feel like I've been working

the hardest on this boat,

I push myself to the limits every single day.

[ laughing ]

[ cracks ] - oh, my god.

- Thanks.

- Why do your epaulettes feel so heavy?

It's those extra stripes.

- Comes with the territory.

[ phone dings ]

- oh, cute.

- I'm gonna put tears in there for fun.

Okay, I'll say they're my tears, as a garnish.

- Be right back.

I'm just gonna bring out some breakfast items to start.

Here we've got some fruit, yogurt, berries,

and granola that kevin made.

- Can we get a chocolate croissant here?

- Throw two on that.

- I mean, I ate a chicken foot... So.

- Kevin is hot. I'd rather have his cream.

- Shove it in. - That's what she said.

- Put it in your mouth.

- Mmm.

- Food is clearly the one way to shut us all up.

- Oh, god.

- Oh, little croissants.

Look, about last night.

Maybe things came across from my side a little bit wrong.

You are a hard worker,

and I appreciate everything that you do.

So I don't want you to get me wrong in terms of that.

- Okay. - That wasn't the point.

And if it came across that way, I apologize for that.

The main thing that I wanted to get across was just that

we need to channel our efforts towards what our primary job is.

Okay.

- No problem at all, bro. I really understand.

- All right. - Sorry if was out of line.

- That's cool. - I respect you, mate.

- Bosoning is hard.

You've got to manage your emotions, and you've got

to manage everybody else's emotions.

And I'm still trying to figure it out.

- I still love you, g. - You know I love you, bro.

- You know I love you. I just don't like you right now.

- Fair enough.

- ----Ing hell.

I'm still feeling like absolute dogsh--.

I just want to relax, watch cartoons.

I'm a big cartoon guy.

I love rick & morty, family guy, spongebob.

But the guests could give a [bleep] if you're sick.

You just gotta suck it up.

You know, you gotta do it for the crew,

and just get through it.

[ vomiting ]

- simone, simone, kate,

can you meet me in the galley?

Hi. So tonight,

since we're not doing a 10-course tasting menu,

I want courtney to show you how to do breakfast pull

because you're gonna be late next charter.

All right, go. Up.

Open the first door on the starboard side.

- Okay.

- I'm going to be right behind you.

- Okay, the door's closed. Omg.

- Ee-who.

- Look at that.

- How are you feeling, tanner?

- I feel like sh--. - Really?

- Oh, it's nice being able to eat something.

[bleep]

- yeah, you didn't eat anything yesterday.

- So I spoke to brian last night.

We need to become a little bit more detailed.

I feel like some of us are like our heads are in the clouds,

kind of thing, you know, roaming around.

Instead of being detailed

on what's happening in front of you.

- Right on. Yeah, that sounds good.

- Cool. - Bring it all together.

- Because I don't want you to be here,

and I don't want you to be doing things that you're not enjoying.

But I'm going to go relieve brian.

- Copy that.

- Brian, brian, I'm on deck, so you can go down if you want.

- I love it.

Some of us have our heads in the clouds.

Like we're not all like ashton,

and he can't expect us all to be like him,

and do exactly what he does.

Do you think ashton had the same the conversation with brian,

or do you think it was like

their conversation to talk to us?

- Um, I think they talked about it,

but I don't think it was designated towards us.

- Okay.

I want to keep trying to be positive,

but I just feel like it's a-- it's really hard.

Like, it's really hard.

- Oh for [bleep]'s sake, dobson.

Turn that ----ing thing on.

- I still got so much work to do.

I've been prepping fish for ----ing like an hour now.

- I feel like if I had to like deal with like raw fish,

I was shooken.

- Shooken. - I was shooken.

- After that little pee break, I'm dehydrated.

- Stop it.

I can't stop.

- I think there's something up with you.

I don't know what it is.

- I think I'm doing this because I'm like depressed.

- Why are you sad?

- I don't like it here.

- What is it? Just like the work itself?

- I just don't like the vibe.

Like, it isn't even close to what I like to do.

I want to get past it and move on,

but this is like bigger than that.

- --Up here, and then it goes down again.

- Yeah. - And then you come up again.

And you're like, wee.

- If I feel any emotion other than happiness, I'm eating.

Like stress, I just eat.

- That's a bummer.

- I hate this job.

- So I was downstairs. - Throw them away.

- I mean, she just got engaged out of the blue.

- Yeah. - That's a lot of emotions.

- It is.

- You're not depressed. - No.

- You're just a brat.

Is that true?

- Yeah. - I know.

- I know. - Okay, lunch at 1:30, 2:00.

What am I doing with my life? I don't know.

- Deck crew, I've just spoken to cap.

Toys in, okay. - Okay.

- Perfect.

- There we go, chang, chang. - I'll have a chang.

- Coming in.

- Ow.

- Come on.

Don't be so foamy. Ugh.

I don't this this is how I'm supposed

to be pouring this, anyway.

- Tilt it to the side, and then it won't foam.

- It's fine, it'll calm down.

- All right, tanner.

Let's get some lifejackets and then we can go.

- Yeah, buddy.

- Yeah.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- And you as well.

- All right, ladies, who's first?

- Yes, please.

- Try and go with them.

Because otherwise we're gonna shoot up.

- All right.

- I don't have skin like you guys.

It's ----ing hard out here, ginger skin.

- Woo.

- Oh, god.

- Quick, quick, quick, please. - Ah.

- You're not doing your job properly.

- What? - You need to focus.

- I am focused. - You're not.

- I just don't know what you're asking of me.

- I need you to tie the line. It's not very difficult.

- Brian, I'm gonna go grab my sneakers.

- [bleep].

Brian is being such a dick.

- Abblet?

Abbi? Come give me a hug.

- No, no, no. I'm fine.

- Oh.

Wtf, like what's going on?

- I was telling tanner, like, I didn't like--

I was like I know, I'm eating so much

because like deep inside, like stress.

- Oh, you're stress eating. - And I'm always so happy.

- Next on below deck...

- Abbi isn't being herself.

I don't know what's going on in her mind.

- I didn't see this coming at all.

- I don't like the job. Just-- I don't like it.

- Tanner's quite sick.

[ vomiting ]

- the whole deck team is just falling apart.

It's not good.

- What if we lose two deck hands?

- Is this gonna be my last meal?

- I expect kevin to knock my socks off.

Go big, or he will be going home.

- Is this a brain?

- No, this is beef tongue.

- Oh, my god, bring it to me.

- You see the penis ravine on brian?

It's aggressive.

You could have a small penis if you've got a big ravine.

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