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- Previously on "Below Deck"...

- Helen and Richard,

- Helen and Richard, they're repeat charter guests.

- I love them!

- Can we get this food out?

Like, Jesus, just get it together.

- You're so rude. - You haven't even seen rude.

- Kevin and Simone had an exchange that was crazy.

- I'm really sorry. - Okay. We'll be good.

- Nobody from the crew that you're interested in?

- Nope. Not a one.

- Oh, really? Kind of.

- He's having dinner with us. - You gotta come roll with us.

- Yes, really. - Thank you.

- He's such a nice guy.

- Can somebody bail my ass outta here, please?

- We're beached. [bleep]

- Oh, Jesus!

- Everything in this charter has been thrown at us

at another level.

- That hair's gonna get caught in something.

And that's gonna be very painful.

- Your hair almost went in the horseradish.

- Suddenly the ship's gonna sink because my hair is so big?

It's ridiculous.

- Wanna lay down on the blanket? Have some water.

- You should come back to the beach for Brandy.

- Lay down right there. - Oh, wait.

- Just lay down and rest.

- She needs medical attention and she needs it fast.

[ muttering ]

- Don't let it impact your time because this is my vacation.

- I'm sorry. [ moans ]

- Captain, Captain, Kate.

I'm just confirming you want us to get her

to the room as soon as possible?

- That's affirmative.

- Here you go. You comfortable? You okay?

- Now you can lay back.

- We're gonna take you to the boat.

- One, two, three...

- Gluttony is what destroys you.

- [bleep]

- Brandy is not doing so well.

She's freaking out and it's definitely not safe at all.

- I got you, we got you. - This is really bad.

- Okay, Brandy, we're gonna get you back to the boat now.

Arms around me, give me a big hug.

You're good, you're good.

- Are you done?

- Kate, do you mind if I get some ice?

- Not at all.

That's why I love these guests.

We've got their friend being carried off

for a medical emergency.

[ panting ]

And they're just not letting it ruin their vibe.

- Hey, Kate, will you take a picture of us?

- Of course.

Everyone say "chicken island".

- Chicken Island.

- Yeah, good.

- The medic's on his way here.

- Jesus. I guess one less for dinner.

- Okay. Give me a cool sheet.

I don't know what's wrong with Brandy.

But I've seen a lot of injuries onboard boats,

a lot of situations that were life-threatening.

And you can't hesitate.

You hesitate, somebody could die.

- Kate, Kate, Ashton, give me a heads up

when you think we should start bringing guests back.

- We're ready. - Copy.

- Thank you.

- Helen, let's go!

- Let's get them onto the boat.

- Thank you, guys.

- All right, there we go.

- All guests are on the tender heading back to the boat.

Geez.

Yeah.

- Courtney, Kate?

- Go ahead.

- What's going on?

- The guests will be back and I'm still cleaning up the beach.

- Oh, yeah.

- Come on, Abbi.

- She's resting now.

- Are you talking about Brandy? - Yes.

Courtney's gonna stay with her. I've got a medic on the way.

- Oh, thank you. - You think she's that bad?

- Yeah, well, they know. - Yeah, I do.

- Oh.

- I'm responsible for every swinging dick on this boat.

Like 'em or don't like 'em, doesn't make any difference.

It's my responsibility that they stay safe.

And if that means I have to call in a professional to do it,

then there's no doubt in my mind.

That's exactly what I'm gonna do.

- I'm not sure there are a lot of jobs

which require survival on a desert island.

[ sighs ]

- Abbi, you can go aft.

- Abbs, get your hair up! - All right.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Kate, what do you say we split a bottle of wine

tomorrow after we're done with everything?

- I think that's so rude. I'm taking my own.

- All right.

Well, I like your style, so bring two up.

Kate is like your friend's aunt.

She's sexy and beautiful.

You never know. You gotta roll the dice.

That's a plan to me...

Ow, ----ing [bleep].

- Hello?

What the [bleep]?

Kelly, is that you?

- Well, please get well for dinner.

Last night was the Extravaganza. It was kind of mediocre.

It's just gonna be fish.

- If I were to have a Seafood Extravaganza,

I would want like have towers of seafood, all of it.

Three towers of... - I would want more than fish.

- All at once.

- I think after the last six years of cooking

and yachting, the standards are just so high for myself,

things can't be mediocre.

So for tonight's dinner, I've really gotta step it up.

- Wait! Seriously...

- All right, let's move.

- Hey. - Hey, Cap.

- Tell her to get that hair up!

- Yeah, copy that.

Abbi, can I not talk to you about it again,

your hair, please? - No.

I gave my elastic to Brandy and...

- Then you need to get more than one,

'cause Cap told me about it again.

- I know, I know.

- Do you have a hand juicer? - Yeah.

- Oh, yeah!

- Okay, okay.

If I can ask you to go chat in there?

- Yeah.

- That's yours. - You're welcome.

- Right now, she's resting.

- All good? Okay. - Perfect.

- Hey sweetie, I've got a medic here.

I want him to take a look at you.

Okay? Can you roll over for me?

- No. - No.

- I'm just relieved that Brandy's breathing.

That's the best we can hope for.

- I think yes.

- So you've got all those elastics in there.

Keep some in your pockets, keep some in your cabin.

- Yeah.

- I'll take the bottom, you take the top.

[bleep]

- I just want to crack one of those beers, jeez.

So thirsty.

- Is everything okay with Brandy?

- Yeah. She's gonna be all right.

- Slightly.

[ chuckles ]

- You were so lucky. You didn't have to come.

Brian and I basically spent like that whole afternoon

in the water.

Got cuts on our feet, got a rescue under our belt.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

It was a really good day.

- Abbi, doing trash?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- I'm gonna bring it to the laz.

- Of course, just this and the trampoline.

- Sweet.

- When Tanner gets here, let him help you.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Okay, sure you got this?

- Yo, after drop-off tomorrow,

I'm getting so ----ing hammered.

- I'm sorry for laughing.

- 'Sup, dude? - Yes.

- When you're done, take Abbi off

and then go help Brian with that slide.

- Cool.

- And by that time, I should be out.

- Perfect.

You gonna get white girl wasted tomorrow or what?

- Thanks for making me laugh.

- It's what I do, Simone.

Any time you need a giggle, I'll be your giggle connoisseur.

- [bleep]

[bleep]

- I finally got some food in me.

- Yo, what happened?

Oh, sh--.

- I wasn't thinking and I tried to pull it up

while it was an angle.

And then it popped out of the gauge.

- Popped out of the wheel. - Oh, [bleep].

- Where's Captain now?

- He's in the wheelhouse. - The bridge?

- I'll try and roll this up.

Oh, sh--!

- Hey, Cap, you got a second?

- Come on in.

- Thought I'd come tell you face to face.

I kind of messed up the cable for the davit.

- Sh--.

You kind of messed it up?

- Okay, I messed it up and I wasn't thinking.

I tried to... - Let me guess.

You were lifting the slide up

and the cable came out of the roller.

- Correct.

- Jesus!

It's not gonna be easy.

It's gonna be a lot of work and it's gonna be very expensive.

- You know, I take full responsibility of it.

- This is a major [bleep]-up.

The davit's a $60,000 piece of equipment.

Now it's inoperable.

Everything's gotta be done by hand.

It really makes our jobs a lot harder.

Once is a mistake, twice is a pattern.

- Fair enough, Captain.

Thank you very much. Again, I'm sorry.

- I appreciate Brian bringing this to my attention.

But any screw-up in the deck department

falls squarely on Ashton's shoulders.

It's his department. Make it run right.

Ah, [bleep].

Coming up... - Where's number seven?

- [bleep], Captain Lee's not getting one.

- He forgot an entire main dish for the Captain!

- Oh...

[ knocking on door ]

- Just want to give you

- Just want to give you some fresh water.

You all right?

- I'm good. Thank you for asking.

Have a good nap.

If I could have every charter guest

sleeping for the entire charter, I would do yachting forever.

- This ----ing slide.

- Phew!

- I found it! I found it! I found it!

- What time did you come down?

- What's the definite for people showing up tonight?

Seven? Is Captain Lee sitting down?

- For dinner? - Yeah.

The medic girl's not gonna... - Yeah, seven.

- Okay, let's do all the Asian --it first.

Today I've emptied everything out of the freeze

and I found a couple of pieces of fresh fish

and some local Thai prawns.

It's gonna be great. I've done it many times.

And it's snatching the pants off many women that I've had before,

so... I'm kidding, ----ing kidding.

Aw...

- Abbi, where are you putting all this food?

- Deckhands need to eat.

- Ashton, Lee, can I get you to the wheelhouse, please?

- On my way.

- Whoops.

- Yes, sir?

- You didn't catch him before he made that massive [bleep] up?

Brian? With the davit?

- I don't know what happened.

- Brian tried to use the davit to pull the slide over.

He broke it.

Difficult and expensive repair.

To his credit, he didn't have to be told

to come in here and tell me.

But he should have informed you. You're his immediate supervisor.

- Okay. - We will not tolerate fools.

- No, we won't. I'll have a chat, sir.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- You guys wanna start setting the table?

Seven people. I'm gonna change to my black.

Be right back.

- The uniforms, I hate them!

On a mega-yacht, the day the clients aren't there,

you wear a regular t-shirt.

Then you change out of that for another shirt.

And then you have to put on a black version.

This is not what boating is.

This is bullsh--.

Can I just not change for like one time?

- This is the final meal, man.

I always get so nervous around this time.

- No utensils on the table, right?

- For the first course. - Okay.

- Cap called me up to the bridge.

When he called me up, I had no idea what had gone on.

- Um, I was using the davit

and I sort of pulled it over the railing, and it got jammed.

- Just let me know that.

I must stay in the loop of what's going on.

- I've got enough experience to know

I should have gone through Ashton first.

But the adrenalin was running through me.

And I wasn't really thinking

about the right procedure to take.

Just really hope Ashton will understand

that this is not gonna happen again.

- It's happened, it's done.

Now learn from it and let's move on.

- Cool. - Okay.

- Hundreds. - Cheers, brother.

- Courtney, Courtney, to the galley.

- Copy. - On my way.

- Your radio voice is like a different human.

- What is it?

- It sounds so sweet. - "Hi!"

- Oh, my God, stop! My mom does this...

- "This is Courtney!" - And I yell at her every time.

Oh, my God! - "Okay, cool."

- Hi. How are you? - Good.

- This is my favorite post.

- Kate, Kate, Kev. - Go ahead.

- See you up here when you're ready.

- Kevin, Kevin, Lee. Come up to the bridge.

- Coming up now.

- I don't babysit, but when I've got my chef

being a dick to the interior crew...

- Yeah, Kevin and Simone had an exchange.

That was crazy. He just got real...

- When Kate brings it to my attention,

then I know it's a serious problem.

- What's up?

- I understand we had a little dust up

in the galley this morning.

You wanna enlighten me on that? - Yeah.

I called for food and she just gets flustered.

- Simone? - Yeah, Simone.

- OMG! Cancel.

- And then just not being prepared enough.

I was just a bit frustrated at the time.

But I gave her a hug and just said, "I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to blow up."

This is something between me and Simone

and we sorted it out pretty quickly.

For Kate now to go up and tell Captain Lee that, you know,

there was an incident pisses me off.

I think we both know where we stand now.

She doesn't really like me, I don't really like her.

Just grow the [bleep] up.

I was just a bit frustrated at the time as well.

- I get that.

- But I tried to get it sorted as soon as possible, you know.

You gotta have a happy boat. We're all on one.

- Okay.

Kevin's got the balls to turn his back on me

and walk out of the room?

You don't have to like me, but you will respect the rank,

because I will own your ass in a heartbeat.

- Deck crew, deck crew, let's all go up to the sundeck.

- All right, cool.

- Today was a challenging day.

When circumstances come up, we have to adapt and overcome.

I don't want you to feel any more bad

about your crane [bleep]-up. - Yep.

- But just for the other two of you,

if something goes wrong on deck, please come and tell me first.

I need to know what's happening.

I really love the team that I have,

but today there seems to be

a lot of little mistakes happening.

- [bleep]!

- Somebody's got their mic keyed!

Jesus Christ! - [bleep].

- It just looks bad on me

because I'm in the leadership role.

I know Captain Lee's got his eye on me.

I know he's watching me. So this sucks.

All right, bitches. Back to work.

- Richard? Good evening, sir.

- Your uniforms, they're always so nice.

- Oh, Richard's up and wearing not black.

- Isn't there a thing about girls like guys in uniforms?

- I have no idea.

- It's hot, but we're missing a girlie!

- Brandy.

- We're here in Thailand, so tonight I'm gonna just

fry off very like Thai street food, but on a classy level.

They'll love it.

- Is that...can we get that off?

- Thank you, guys. - Oh, look at the prawns.

These are beautiful.

- Pardon me.

- So this is a Thai street food.

You might be a little put off by the heads and stuff.

- I like it. - Do I eat the whole thing?

- The whole thing, the whole thing.

- I love it just like...

- Just make it nice and quick while it stays crispy.

- Yeah.

- Okay, so I just gotta do it

because it's just like how I live my life?

- Okay, let's go.

- The sauce is really good.

- Yeah, the heads are really good,

but you just gotta like suck...

- The heads add a lot of flavor to it.

- Yeah.

- Kevin, the table's ready when you are.

- A little more? - She would love some more.

- Okay.

- Oh, yummy. All right, let's go!

- We only have six? - Isn't that enough?

- Where's number seven?

- [bleep].

Captain Lee's not getting one this course.

Sorry.

- So what are we to give him? - Pardon?

- So we just not give him one? - Sorry.

- Captain Lee doesn't get one. - He's not getting one?

- He forgot an entire main dish for the Captain!

For a chef who's so particular about platters

or the service tongs,

he served his mistake to his boss on a silver platter!

- All right, guys.

We've got banana leaf-wrapped mahi-mahi with a curry paste.

And then the salad on the side is green mango,

cucumber and radish.

- This is beautiful!

It's like a piece of jewelry here.

- Wow!

- You've already pissed me off. Now you're not gonna feed me?

Not a good move.

- Oh... - What?

Like I started eating one just to taste it.

Captain Lee missed out on this course.

- You're kidding!

So he doesn't have a plate right now?

- You're not even trying?

- I've got no fish, mate.

I used it all yesterday on the Extravaganza.

- Whoopsie!

- That's penalties, Kevin.

- Well, this is outstanding!

Want some? Are you sure?

- Coming up...

- Oh, hi!

- [bleep]!

- It's like a piece

- It's like a piece of jewelry here!

- I know.

- I know. - Wow!

- Well, this is outstanding.

Wow, this is outstanding.

- I'm eating garnish. Do I look like a rabbit?

- Mmm, really good.

I will have Kevin's ass for this.

[bleep]

- So wait, wait, wait, step back!

- Who said that? - A bottle each.

- Yes! My man!

- So we'll see.

- Got the guns loaded!

- You'll get crew laundry going and fast?

- Okay.

- So good.

- OMG! Deck people!

- I'm going to bed. - Kevin, thank you.

- Thank you.

- All right. See you in the morning.

- Goodnight! - Tuck in your blouse.

- It won't go any tighter! It should make a hole.

- I know. Kind of.

- My dinner wasn't complete.

Everybody got a full course meal but me.

- You were stuck at the head of the table eating a garnish?

And acting like that's what you wanted?

- And then pat me on the shoulder

like the condescending little prick.

His attitude to me this evening was more than I needed.

If you're gonna be an arrogant little prick,

you better back it up.

Don't you want to impress your boss?

If Brandy had showed up for dinner,

what was he gonna serve her?

That's piss poor planning, obviously.

- Honey, you're all right. We can finally go to bed.

- You guys did a good job tonight.

Thank you. - I'm glad.

- I feel like you look at the laundry room

and like have a slight heart attack.

- It just doesn't get done.

- I feel like every time I walk by, you're in there.

- I'm getting a bit disappointed

that I have to go back to laundry.

And I know that Kate is looking out for me

by putting me away from Kevin.

But I don't want to just be the laundry girl.

- Tell Kate, "Oh, do you mind if I do the service

"and Courtney takes my place down here for a bit

because I wanna practice service."

- You're gonna hug me! You're my favorite Abbi!

- Thank you.

- Goodnight, guys. - Goodnight.

- No, we'll go get it. Thank you.

- Thanks, Brian.

- You don't think Brian's so hot?

- He is good-looking. - His arms?

- I bet he takes mirror selfies at the gym

and he posts them on Instagram.

- Oh, found him! Oh!

- Oh. - Ooh!

- Oh.

- Oh, no.

Yeah.

- Brian's body is like almost a negative for me.

Like I don't like someone that works out that much.

You can't have time for me if you're working out that much.

It's not cuddly. I like something squishy.

- Yes.

- But, generally, I'm not physically attracted to people

until I get to know their personality.

So we'll see where it goes.

You're gonna finish breakfast pull.

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna go to sleep 'cause the guests are up at seven.

- Okay.

My feet hurt.

- Oh, hi.

Good. How are you?

Yeah, of course, you can.

[bleep].

No.

Like 12:30.

Yeah.

I want to scream at the top of my lungs.

Here you go.

Yeah.

Do you want a mimosa?

Okay.

I don't want to serve Brandy champagne

because I don't wanna make a judgment call

that's completely incorrect

with someone who had an exorcism earlier.

- I'm all right.

[ knocks ]

- Kate...

And I called Jeff and I was like get me the [bleep] out of here.

- No! - I know!

- You're not even listening to me! Hello?

They all went to bed and I'm still sitting here,

so I don't know.

Kate, why are you still up? You need to lay down.

You look...

- Yes. - Thank you.

- They're sleeping! I'm by myself!

- What the [bleep] is going on right now?

- He's after me and I'm like, whatever. Hello?

- When the screaming stopped, she hung up on her home screen.

- Hold on a second, please!

- I don't know what to do with insane people.

- She's asleep.

Go to bed right now.

- That was terrifying.

- Yacht's closed.

- Goodnight.

- Coming up...

- Sorry about missing out the fish for you.

- Good thing the other guest didn't show up

or you'd have really been ----ed.

Hell of a way to run a railroad, don't you think?

- Hello.

- Hi. Could I get a

- Hi. Could I get a glass of champagne?

- Of course.

- Starting to wake up a bit? - No.

- Here it is.

- Kevin, Simone. Richard is now up.

- Okay. We'll go on the buffet.

- Great.

- Hello, can I take this?

- Okay.

- All right, let's get outta here.

Start pulling the anchor.

- Anchor's in the pocket.

- Copy that. We're outta here.

- Cheers, girly girls!

- Did this morning go much smoother?

- I think I've got the hang of it now to give you to dinner.

- Good.

The great thing about Simone is she's trying.

Her intentions are to improve.

I can work with that.

Just throwing you right in the fire.

- Hey, Cap. How did, uh, dinner go down last night?

- Yeah, it was okay.

- Sorry about missing out the fish for you.

- How did that happen?

- I had seven portions.

In my head, I thought I had eight.

So I test tried one of them.

- A good thing the other guest didn't show up

or you'd have really been ----ed.

Hell of a way to run a railroad, don't you think?

It's not like you're limited on your budget.

It seems to me you would have ordered more,

not just barely enough.

Yeah.

- I messed up last night, but I don't expect for someone

not to even address me or look at me, you know.

I don't think it's fair to be doing that to me.

And now it's just gonna be a little bit harder

because I've got this in my head

that he doesn't think I'm doing a good job.

- Damn!

Don't let it ruin your day.

- How you doing this morning, Kate?

- I'd feel a lot better if you'd fold that towel into threes.

[ sighs ]

- Still down for a little wine action after work today?

- Always. - Let's do it.

- Confirmation station!

- So where is Kevin?

- Right there. - Where are you?

- So I have my little panties in here

and there's some pearls that are...

- Beautiful... - You're gonna love the pearls.

- Thanks so much. - And also is my card.

Put the panties on and do a selfie and send it to me.

- I'm confused.

[ laughs ] Thanks so much.

- Yes.

- What's up?

- Looks like a gift.

Pearl touch, erotic masturbation kit.

- Oh, my God. - Give me.

[ whistles ]

- You can wear those around your neck

and then boom, in your vagina!

There's instructions here, she said.

- I thought they were like something to go around

your throat and like strangle you a wee bit.

The asphyxia? Is that what you call it?

'Cause they're really long to be anal beads

and they're not big either.

They're just like small little pip, pip. Pip.

- I don't think this goes inside anything.

- What do you use them for?

- I'm leaving. - Jesus!

- No, that's definitely not male.

That is to set a vagina in.

- Yeah.

- Go ahead and get my wing station set up

around the corner here.

- Copy that.

- Tanner and Brian, take these off.

Let's drop. All right, stations, everybody.

- Richard, thanks for packing my clothes.

You didn't get my toiletries? - No. They're right there.

- You only live once, okay?

- You got 150 feet clearance to the pier astern.

Jetty is now parallel to our port quarter.

- So here's to a successful voyage.

- All right, Captain.

Our stern is now in line with the docking jetty.

All right! Let's get your bow lines on!

Tight as you can! Quickly!

- All right, we're clear. Well done, guys.

- Jeez, this is a heavy one! This must be Brandy's!

- Yeah.

Feels like there's a lot of deep emotional problems in there.

[ laughing ]

- Thank you for everything. - Thank you so much.

[ chattering ]

- No, do I? - I hate that.

- We need a group hug! You guys were amazing!

- If anything I did was bad, forgive me, okay?

- You're good.

- And this is a reflection

of how amazing you guys were, so thank you.

Beyond champagne and caviar.

- All I can say is, if you can handle this one,

I think you can handle anything now.

[ laughs ]

- Bye, guys. - See you.

- Good luck. Thanks again!

- Okay, guys, they're gone. Get after it.

- Change into our blue shirts and our grey skorts.

- There we go!

- Bum, bum.

- Just scrub that main deck.

- I don't want to touch any more hair.

- Okay, everybody in the crew mess immediately.

- So excited to see how much we got tipped.

- Number two is in the books.

Remember I said I was waiting for the other shoe to drop?

- It dropped! - Hard!

- I thought that you guys did a great job

getting that tender off. You came through on that one.

Thanks. - Thanks, Captain.

- Kate, your girls did a good job service-wise.

I appreciate it.

- Feels like the Captain's making a point

of telling everyone they did a good job apart from me.

- You got it done. It was good.

- But, you know, good at being a C, isn't he?

And that's not C for Captain.

- Well, it was a good charter

and they treated us well, $20 grand.

So that comes out to about $1,800 apiece.

- Okay. So, improvement.

- A little bump.

- I have never had this much money in my hand at once.

I feel like a baller.

- You guys will be going out this evening.

Have some fun.

- All right. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Hey, do you want to bring ironing up here?

Look at the ocean, be around us.

- So you reckon Courtney's come out of her shell a bit?

You guys are getting along nice enough.

- I didn't want us to be on each other's bad side.

So I've been making an effort.

- So you decided to stop being a prick?

[ laughs ]

- Abby? - No.

- Kate?

And she said yes?

Kate and Tanner going on a date is hilarious.

I'm into it because I'm nosy.

I wanna know all about it.

- I'm done up here.

I'm gonna jump outside now and wash down.

- Oh, you are? - Yeah.

- That's nice.

- This is water. I didn't use starch on this.

- No, it looks fine.

- Hey, bro. - Hey, dude.

What are you doing out here? - Coming to help.

- You coming out and decided to help?

- Yeah. - My ----ing man.

- Kev, you got your eye on anybody in the crew?

- No, bro.

You've asked me after every charter.

It's not like they're getting any better looking, mate.

What about you? Courtney?

- Well, she's beautiful and stuff,

but it's not someone I would normally go after.

- Yeah.

- I like a girl that I can flirt with

and there's a bit of like back and forth banter.

- Yeah.

- I think Courtney's like one of those girls that you need

to have such a big chasing game.

I'm not sure about Courtney yet.

She's a stunning girl

that I think has a lot of personality inside of her.

But she's not very open.

There's nothing wrong with being like that.

But it's just not my type, you know.

- Nah.

- But there's always a possibility.

[ chuckles ]

You can never rule it out.

Like I say sh-- like this when I'm in my normal mind.

- Yeah, and then a few drinks kick in.

- There's this hooligan Ashton inside of me

that just wants to bash out.

- I think we all seen that the other night, bro.

[ chuckles ]

- Coming up...

- I'm so drunk. I don't give a sh--.

Damn it!

- Abbi, Abbi, Ash?

Has anyone seen her?

- Abbi, Abbi, Ash?

- What do we have to

- What do we have to do after this?

- We're in a good space.

- Okay, that's all done.

- Thank you. - And they each have new towels.

I hear that you might have a date tonight.

- Well, I'm the last to know.

- He said he wanted to share some wine,

which I thought we were all gonna do.

I think he thought he was asking you on a date.

- Bullsh--.

That's so nice.

I said I would have a glass of wine with Tanner

and now it's a date.

I think Tanner's adorable,

but I think before I agree to a date,

he needs to have the balls to call it one.

- I hope so. - Me too.

I'm gonna wear my uniform.

- Hey, ladies?

Come, men. Chop, chop, there.

I wanna get some shots with you guys.

- I don't know where she is. I haven't seen her.

- Tanner is adorable, but if it's between Tanner

and washing my hair, I'm gonna wash my hair.

- Are we gonna have shots?

- Three, two, one, cheers, cheers.

----ing A! - Who we waiting for?

Oh, no.

- Sorry I'm a bit late, guys. - Oh, here we go.

- Had to wash my hair.

- Did you wash your hair instead of having some wine with Tanner?

- I can't wash my hair at the bar,

but I can have wine with Tanner at the bar.

- Let's go, kids.

- Don't you look beautiful!

- Thanks. I washed my hair.

- Ready to party!

- Let's speed it up, folks. It's a long dock.

- Took-Tooks!

- That is the funnest thing ever.

- Thank you. - So ----ing excited, guys!

- Can you turn the music up?

- Give us the music! - Please, give us the music!

- Woo!

- Woo!

- Abbi Lee is getting ----ed-up tonight!

- This charter was long and terrible.

I'm ready to get ----ing hammered.

- Yeah, sorry. I'll only hold you here then!

- All right!

This is cool.

- Give me your glasses!

- Oh, sh--, almost spilled. - Oh, my God!

- All right, can I have cheers to like a ----ing

challenging charter that we passed through.

- We're ----ing awesome!

- I'm so ready to have a beer,

but I've definitely learned my lesson from last time.

Yeah, I'm not having no shots.

Maybe one or two, but nothing like last time.

- Yeah, it's so nice.

- My hips just want to move!

Let's ----ing race, Kevin!

- No, I'm good.

- Kevin's like, "I don't give a [ bleep ].

I'm just trying to drink my vodka."

Do you want another drink?

- What I want is for you to trade your shirt for that one.

- Yeah, okay, I'll do it.

- Take it off!

So cute!

- Sober Tanner is super cute,

but sober Tanner is never out with us.

- Might as well cut the bullsh--.

- Okay.

- Ashton.

- The tricky thing is, Tanner has to be way more sober

for us to hook up, or I have to be way more drunk.

I mean, I'll bang him drunk probably, maybe, on accident.

- Am I in a ----ing job interview at McDonalds?

Clearly, I'm sort of like half in this conversation.

I hope he doesn't think he's being romantic.

- See what happens.

- Come on! Let's go!

[ shouting ]

- I think Brian and Courtney are gonna [bleep].

- I'm joking.

- Let's get to

- Let's get to the ----ing boat!

- To the boat!

- Get in there!

- Oh, Jesus! Not happening? No!

- Oh, Jesus, Christmas!

- Oh, wow.

- I'm going with Kate.

- Oh my God.

Tanner, is your shirt inside out?

- No, it's not. Everybody always thinks that.

- Ah!

- Where are we right now?

- We're back... - Where?

- At the marina.

- Aren't we goin' out?

- Can someone carry me to the boat?

You'll carry me? I'm very heavy.

I'm so drunk, you guys.

Like I still have a bottle in my hand,

but I don't give a sh--.

- [bleep], you can do this. - He's a genius.

- Brian!

Brian, you got your shirt back, man!

There it is.

- I don't care what anybody says.

Kevin's the best person on the boat...

- Just hold on. - I don't need to hold on.

- Jesus, Courtney, are you ----ing running a marathon?

- Oh, sh--.

- When the [bleep] are we getting back to the boat?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait. There we go.

- You guys, I ----ing love to sail

and here I am heading back to your motorboat.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

- I found sausage over there.

Bacon-wrapped chicken?

- God damn it!

- So last night was fun.

- Oh, I had such a good time and I actually remember everything.

- Oh, sh--, you were working!

[ knocking on door ]

- Abbi boo-boo?

How are you?

Don't feel good.

Okay, I'll be back.

I'll bring you water, okay? Cool.

Abbi is like she's on her deathbed

which is why I don't like drinking a lot.

No! Poison!

How are you doing? - Good.

- All right, Brian.

Let us do the deck.

We can put Tanner on the Intrepid.

- Let's do it!

- Kevin, go for a run. Kevin, go for a run.

Go run.

- Captain's comments, I think, that's kind of

messing with my head.

I've never had that reaction by any, any captain in my life.

I'm definitely not a quitter

and I don't want to make this my first time quitting.

But, you know--

- I feel like this scrubbing is not gonna

do anything for a hangover.

- I hate ironing.

- You'll get used to it.

- Where's Abbi? - I haven't seen her.

- Abbi, Abbi, Ash?

Has anyone seen her?

- No. - [bleep].

- Abbi, Abbi, Ash.

Let's get to this spot where we can take a break.

Go down, and have some breakfast.

- You guys crushed it. Looks really good.

[ coughing ]

"...by nine today. I need a toilet nearby."

- As in she's puking.

You're here to be a deckhand.

You're not here to have a good time, drink as much as you want.

Everybody else is getting up to be on deck at a certain time.

Where the [bleep] do you get off?

Yeah?

- Next on "Below Deck"...

- Hey, ladies!

- I think tonight we should have a striptease.

- Me and Courtney are getting along a little bit better.

- Oh, my body is tangled, confused.

[ gagging ]

- I don't know what the [bleep] is going on?

- I'm ready to die.

- What's Abbi doing up there chatting

like she doesn't have anything ----ing else to do?

- It looks like a shaft!

- Do you think it's unfair that I had to mop the deck today?

- I asked you guys to do deck checks,

but you wanna tell me I'm being unfair?

The season started off so well.

And it just feels like the wheels are falling off the bus.

- Do you think that presentation was all right

on that last meal or not really?

- I wasn't impressed with it.

If he doesn't step up to the plate, I'll fire him.

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