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Mengfei Comes Across

Your Majesty,

Today is your monthly visit to the harem.

Today is your monthly visit to the harem

Why are you unhappy?

Why are you unhappy?

This servant is too nosy, this servant is too nosy.

This servant is too nosy, this servant is too nosy

Your Majesty, look.

Your Majesty, look.

Look how beautiful this scenery is.

Look how beautiful this scenery is.

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

These concubines want to give you a child, Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Quickly! Protect protect!

Come come. Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Look at how lively it is today. Look at how lively it is today.

What's going on?

They're is all here because of you!

Your Majesty,

this is all for you. How popular!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Can you guys move aside!

Your Majesty! I want to bear your child! I know 72 different positions!

Filthy! Even though we don't get respect, it doesn't mean we don't want it!

What the hell are you talking about?! I'm talking about 72 dancing positions!

Dancing is my talent okay!

Your heart is filthy!

You're Majesty, I'm right here!

It's too frantic.

Too noisy..

I just wanted to come out to breathe but how do I do that with all this?

Oh my god.

Look at their lovestruck faces.

Is love really that shallow and direct?

Where there is a lot of women, that place is the most dangerous battlefield.

Very well said that even I'm speechless.

I can already feel something bad coming for us.

No, I have to leave. I can't be affected by it.

It's so lively and you don't even want to watch! Are you really that virtuous?

I'll watch it myself then.

Your Majesty, your majesty!

His Majesty is too stylish today! Handsome to the point where I want to cry.

Your Majesty! I'm not as greedy as them.

I don't ask for anything. I just ask for one kiss.

That's enough.

Look.

They're all so thick-headed.

We're right here, Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

I didn't expect that in this palace there would be such a different woman.

Your Majesty! I'm right here!

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!

Finally let me through, thank you!

Your-

What're you doing!

What the hell is that?

If it's low level, don't try to come forward. Got it?

I-

Your Majesty..

It's just me who didn't see!

Your Majesty, where did you go?!

Your Majesty..

My heart hurts too much..

I'm about to suffocate.

Junior Sister – Episode 7

I can never get any peace and quiet when I go out.

Really annoying!

Your Majesty,

This is the problem with being handsome. Your humble servant understands.

Your Majesty,

the stress relief pills are almost all gone right?

I'll prescribe you two more bottles.

Wu Weiyong.

Drag this guy out and behead him.

Wait no, just castrate him.

Understood.

But.. wait..

I'll say.. welcome to the team!

No no! I didn't join, I'm not joining

I'm his majesty's counseling advisor!

You don't get it.

Your Majesty.

Your Majesty,

Someone who's as cool and dignified as you

being chased and admired by women who have a glorious image of you, it is very normal.

That's called normal?

Then why don't other men experience this?

They are worried about their value. They can't even envy you enough.

Oh right!

Your Majesty, look.

Someone like me who rarely appears, even has merchandise.

Your Majesty, this is an imported product. It's so popular right now.

Your Majesty,

did you know that I had to spend 2 months of my salary in order to buy one!

This is you?

Yes!

Your Majesty, look.

Doesn't it resemble me?

Look! Doesn't it have some superb quality between it's eyebrows?

Your Majesty!

My head! My head!

Your Majesty, isn't this just wrecking something and wasting money?

It just slipped out of my hand, is that not ok?

It's fine! Fine.. Fine..

Oh Your Majesty, this humble servant forgot to mention.

Popular merchandise are always high in demand.

Dolls like mine that isn't too hot..

This.. they..

fall on the ground and just make a sound.

Even if it's just a sound, I'm still of use.

It can soothe pains and relieve symptoms and even can cure diseases!

it's what called learning by experiences

this is the first and foremost to have money

Are you sure?

Yeah!

I have seen many forms of flattery.. but never this kind horse flattery.

Who are you calling a horse?

To tell the truth, this merchandise doesn't even have a bit of uniqueness. It makes my head hurt.

Your Majesty, how about we ban them all?

You can't! You can't!

Your Majesty, please reconsider.

Think, those consorts are all using this merchandise to help with their expression of love for you.

You say you want to ban them but what if all the consorts get ill? Wouldn't I have more work to do?

I say, you can't have his majesty stress just because you don't want to do overtime.

I say, it's truly not for myself.

It's all for the consorts.

Your Majesty, think about it.

They have good intentions, right? But as a result they receive punishment.

I'll say.. isn't it a bit unreasonable? No one can make sense of it. Right?

It hurts the heart of the people.

Forget it, forget it. I'll bear with it.

Your Majesty is truly the most open-minded person in the world! This humble servant really admires you.

Quit your flattery.

Roll out.

Yes.

Move, make way!

What?

Move. His Majesty asked me to roll out, didn't you hear?

I'll help you!

Let's go.

Wait wait. Eunuch eunuch, help me grab my medicine box.

(rolling)

(Breaking and throwing materials )

What's going on?

Why are you breaking my creations?

Consort Yan, tell me. Did you purposely want me to make a fool out of myself?

What's that supposed to mean?

The doll you sold me isn't eye-catching at all!

I praised myself to no ends early on. I even told them to watch me in my glorious success!

But the what's the result?

His Majesty didn't even spare me a single glance!

My heart at the time.. I don't even want to describe it. I've completely lost..

Didn't I also make a wooden doll for you to take?

You didn't like it because you said it didn't represent your slenderness.

I beg of you, consider the seller's feelings ok.

One second you have this request, next second you have another request!

Are you trying to add black sheep to my reputation?

Can everyone just cooperate?

Don't mention your low level product!

Look!

This is a doll made by someone else! It can move around freely and can even do the splits!

Oh no..

The handwork looks familiar..

I don't care. I want a refund.

Okay. I'll refund you.

Don't worry too much about your failure this time.

WanWan.

Women who get close to his majesty never get a good ending.

They'll all get put onto the blacklist by Noble Consort Ru.

Just look.

They get poisoned, get sent into the prison, and get punished to kneel.

Their youth isn't over but their life already is. That's something pitiful. If you don't believe me, look at Meng'er. See if she's pitiful enough.

Why talk about me?

WanWan.

The old man lost his mare, but it all turned out for the best [Meaning a blessing in disguise].

Perhaps the heavens didn't give you this chance for your own good.

I beg of you, don't talk about it anymore.

Exactly, too much nonsense.

WanWan-

Can you not talk anymore either? Don't you usually speak a lot less?

I-

The heavens want me to lose.

Why send to me another competitor?

Can't you let me peacefully create my inventions?

Noble Lady, what's wrong? Noble Lady, quickly wake up. Noble Lady.

Your Majesty.. Noble Lady..

Quickly wake up.

Your Majesty. Noble Lady, Noble Lady.

Coming, move aside. Move aside!

Your Majesty?

Noble Lady Xian.

Still alive?

Still alive, still alive.

My doll disappeared..

My doll disappeared!

It's a doll that is so very similar to His Majesty..

I fought for days before I could get my hands on it!

Where did it go? Where?

Without it, there's no way I could sleep! Taking it away is like taking my life!

Noble Lady Xian, I still have matters at the Imperial Medical Courtyard.

I'll have Fuxi help you look.

Fuxi! Help Noble Lady Xian find it.

Okay..

It's no more..

It disappeared!

I will leave first.

Okay..

Fuxi!

Come on, let's go.

My doll.. My doll..

Why are you still standing here? Quickly help me find it!

I dare ask Your Highness.. where did you buy your doll?

From.. the Spring Courtyard.. from Consort Yan.

Oh so it's that. Noble Lady, please do not blame me for being too direct.

The worksmanship is too rough. It's full of bad luck.

If people didn't know, they'd assume you were using it to curse someone.

It's unlucky. It's easy to bring on trouble.

Losing it is better. Why don't you just buy a new one?

This humble servant has a doll that's even bigger and even more similar to His Majesty.

Not to mention, it can even move around!

It can even move around?

Is it real or fake?

Of course it's real!

Compared to those low grade creations,

This servant's works could be considered a work of art.

Even higher than the ones that are already on the top.

You know Eunuch Wu?

Of course I know!

This servant's teacher.

His Majesty's personal eunuch!

He represents his majesty's intentions.

You're saying..

(clap)

It's just as you think!

Above me, I have my teacher. Above my teacher, we have His Majesty.

The one after one,

The doll in His Majesty's heart has to go through his personal official certification.

Personal official certification?

If Noble Lady you really like it.. I'll give you.. a 20 percent discount?

20 percent!

Then..

Fuxi, why are you still standing here? Quickly go.. look for it.

Yes, Your Highness!

How wonderful!

Consort Yan!

Quickly!

We're here to get a refund! Refund us! Refund us!

You liar! Refund us!

You liar!

Liar!

Are you guys looking to die! Why are you causing a ruckus!

Here to return! Refund us! I don't care, pay up now! You liar.

What's wrong?

Is the treasure not to your satisfaction?

Treasure my ass!

We can go somewhere else to buy an upgraded version!

Exactly! Quickly refund us. We still have to go see the new products at Fuxi's!

Yeah!

I have new products here too!

Just last night I invented..

A long lasting bottle of perfume that smells exactly like His Majesty does! You just have to spray a little behind your ears.

And it's like His Majesty is beside you. Amazing right?

How amazing could it be. Early this morning, Fuxi created a perfume like that too.

A long lasting perfume, that's all so small.

There's also a scent when he sweats, when he bathes and when he sleeps. So many options.

Exactly. It differs the scents from when His Majesty sleeps,

The scent after His Majesty bathes and when he sleeps!

More higher level than yours!

It's bad enough that the harem doesn't even give you any human rights..

My god.. There aren't even copyright rights!

Consort Yan, don't say I'm speaking bad about you but you've long been tossed onto the sand.

The rest of your days, don't worry about inventing stuff. Just wait well for your old days.

Exactly! Don't torment yourself anymore.

Let's go! Follow me to go look at new products at Fuxi's!

Buy new products!

Consort Yan.. why are you right here pondering all your troubles?

Eunuch Wu..

You say?

The struggle in my heart is even bigger now.

Why do you say that?

You say, Fuxi was doing fine as he was.

How is it that his IQ is advancing by leaps?

Not only is he inventing all these goods

and marketing them with full-range service.

But he's even purposely challenging me.

Oh no, Consort Yan..

That Fuxi.. He doesn't have the brains!

Really! He's for sure not the.. not the..

This.. this.. this.. the so called inventor!

Really!

Then who could it be?

This..

Consort Yan, I remember now!

Recently he's been with a little maid.. They've..

I'll help you investigate.

Your Highness..

A little maid..?

Hot, hot, hot.

It's hot.

Drink wine.

Admire the moon.

Life is better like this.

There is no moon.

The sun and moon in the heart.

I really like to eat this creation by Consort Yan called.. What is it called?

Hotpot.

Oh right! Hotpot.

You guys eat happily.

I'm not happy. Come, come, come.

The skill I've been so proud of is here challenged and stomped on by a nobody.

I am lost in the way of life now..

Consort Yan,

Can you think of anyone that compete with you in beauty?

I have a junior sister that likes to compete with me in everything.

She is sweeter than me in every aspect.

The amount of sugar, I'd give her 5 stars.

Even sweeter than me?

100 times sweeter than you.

Her voice,

Whether it's in difficult childbirth or perhaps even infertility,

Or even in the case of constipation and difficult urination, it always brings miracles.

If she opens her mouth for 1/4 the time of an incense stick and you don't wet your pants, you're talented.

Will you let us eat? Seriously..

I'll say Old Yan, in your last lifetime if you didn't kick a widow's door then you dug up a grave.

You didn't accumulate character and that's how you're being held down by your junior sister.

Why don't you learn from me?

In the future, whoever makes you mad then you can just beat them to death.

I've thought about it. After all, she is my junior sister.

For us to be fighting in the present of such a big world,

It is too foolish.

So I avoid her.

If I don't compete with her, she can't make me mad.

Then you came to avoid her in the palace and even gained a consort position.

You're impressive! Really. You win.

Put in some meat.

Not ordinary impressive.

What is it?

Is my hair a bit messy?

You look, you look.

Oh my god! Water ghost?!

This servant deserves death.

Mistress, don't be afraid. It's a person.

Scared me to death.

Rise.

Thanking Your Highness.

You must be a palace maid that is jumping into the pond to commit suicide after being bullied..

Raise your head.

I am honest and kind-hearted. I will not add more weights to your burden.

Replying to Your Highness, it's not like that.

I just went to pick up a steamed bun that fell into the pond.

[Her voice is so silky soft.. It must've been hard to survive until now in this palace..]

[Hold on..]

[Something doesn't feel right.]

[Why can't I think of it?]

Then you must be the one bullying other people and they threw your steamed bun into the pond.

You didn't want to starve so you risked your life to go in the pond to get it.

It's not like that.

I ate a bit too much and tossed the bun around to play.

I accidentally dropped it and it fell into the pond.

The fish in the pond have someone to feed them everyday.

I was afraid it would choke them to death so I went in the water to get it.

Too kind-hearted..

Okay, you're excused.

Thank you, Your Highness.

Mistress,

Looking at her appearance, she seems to be a maid from the laundry bureau.

Appearing here, it seems suspicious.

Like she deliberately wanted to run into us.

In fact, the look she gave us was a bit too intimate..

She must have ill intentions.

Correct. You're getting smarter.

It seems that following the right mistress is really beneficial towards your IQ and cultivation increase.

Just pretend this servant didn't say anything.

Consort Meng.

Eunuch Wu, do you need something?

Consort Meng.. do you happen to have some free time right now?

Let me tell you, Your Highness.

Recently His Majesty seems to have lost his way in life..

Why don't you come help me advise him a little?

There are really too many stupid situations.

But why are you looking for me?

Your Highness..

You're one of the rare ladies in the palace that don't cause chaos in the harem.

That's why I thought of you to go see His Majesty.

Let him bully you a bit..

Maybe then his heart would feel better.

Oh Eunuch Wu, you're too direct.

Yes yes yes..

I'm not going!

Your Highness! Your Highness! Take it as this old servant is begging you!

I'll be a cow or a horse for you! How about I kneel down to you?

No no no!

Thank you, Your Highness.

I'll go!

Let me go!

Let His Majesty bully me.

I'm also a rare woman in the palace!

Other people may want him for his prestige or his power.

Or maybe for his majesty's wealth!

I'm not the same!

What I want His Majesty for is his flourishing handsomeness..

Let me go..? Okay?

Imperial Concubine Qu..

Earlier today I heard Imperial Chef Cai say that he's releasing a new product.

No one has even tried it yet! Not even now!

I'll go I'll go! I'm the best at trying new dishes!

Exactly!

Where is it? This way? That way?

This way!

Thank you!

Your Highness..

Your Highness, I'm begging you. Please come with me.

Okay..?

This consort greets Your Majesty.

Greeting Your Majesty!

Oh, you're here.

I heard that recently your majesty has met with some troubling issues.

Even the development of your personality has been faced with unprecedented obstacles.

This consort is here on behalf of someone's request to help your majesty with the issue.

I really haven't been liking the surroundings lately.

Everyone has a doll like me.

But everyone keeps telling me that this is some new amazing thing.

That I must support it and I can't toss it.

I really don't know if I should follow my own will

Or if I should follow the trend of history?

Your Majesty's image whether it's outside or within the palace, it is at the forefront of fashion.

It is not enough to display the prestige of the royal family

however right now it's a peaceful time.

The aloof route to display prestige is not very in anymore.

Only being sensitive to the people's needs can conquer their hearts. Gaining the heart of the people is gaining the empire.

This situation is quite difficult..

But..

Is it really right?

It's pretty okay.

They seem pretty happy holding them.

Did you buy one?

Nope.

Why don't you buy one? Are you too poor?

[If I speak the truth, I'll for sure bring trouble.]

[Wouldn't that be just hitting a dead end?]

[Under these circumstances, I must rely on acting..]

Your Majesty, this consort really wants to buy one!

But they are simply too hard to get! I waited two days in line and I still couldn't get one! My heart is broken.

Beloved consort, it's ok. Your heart shouldn't break. I have a good thing to reward you with!

Watch.

For you.

Plaster it above your bed.

Remember to protect it like it's your family heirloom.

[It's a poem making fun of her being scared of death, her small nerves around him and calling her stupid.]

[If I reject it at this time I'll for sure be detested by His Majesty.. I have to bite my scalp and accept it..]

Your Majesty is wise! This consort excuses herself!

Old Yan, someone's looking for you.

Senior sister. I haven't seen you for years, how are you?

Sure enough.. really kittenish.. I've lost..

This is the normal state of the world, the love and the hate.

Let's move far away. Don't get the splash of blood.

Go go.

A reunion with your junior sister, shouldn't you be happy senior sister?

Why the want to die or want to live face?

ahhehehehhe

I was just talking about how cruel my life was.

Now it seems my good luck is beyond the scale.

Jiao Jiao,

Senior sister has missed you so much!

Everyday I think about you just not knowing how you're pass-

Oh right, are you doing good?

So fake.. How could I be doing good?

After all, even the most powerful strategists are no match for one's retreat.

In order to avoid me, you've avoided me into the palace. It took me so much effort to find you.

Senior Sister,

Do you know why I like to compete with you?

Because ever since we were small, you've called me stupid.

To me, that is challenging and testing me.

I've never found myself inferior to you in any way.

I'm skinner than you, whiter than you and even my boobs are bigger than yours!

But you still put on that high and mighty act.

As if on this planet, only you're intelligent and everyone is inferior compared to you.

I couldn't get used to it.

If you stab me with a knife, would I not bleed?

If you hurt me with words, would I not go insane?

It's all just joking around with you!

Why.. take it so seriously..?

So before old Yan even came into the palace, she was already this hateful?

This is the retribution she gets for prasing herself to the skies as the almighty one.

It seems that the shadow of childhood is really impressive.

The retribution comes so violently.

Why aren't they fighting yet?!

I even readied a bucket to catch the blood!

Because intellectuals don't need to use hands to fight.

Once you start fighting with your hands, it affects a person's character.

Jiao Jiao.

It's been so many years already, what do you want?

Apology?

No.

I want to compete with you to see who's on the top, to see who's really stupid.

Does it have to be like this?

Senior sister, don't you hate competing with me the most?

Let's put everything into this competition. No matter win or lose,

I'll never bother you again and you'll never have to avoid me again.

Okay. Tomorrow at noon,

We'll wear our own inventions to jump off a terrace.

Whoever doesn't die, they're the winner.

If I lose, I'll hug your big thigh and apologize.

If you lose, quickly go pack up your bags, get out of the palace and go home to marry.

Don't think this and that. Don't fight with other people and stop questioning yourself.

Okay.

I'll see you tomorrow at noon.

So stupid.

You're the stupid one! I just wasn't careful.

Teacher. Teacher.

What are you making?

Not bad.

Yan Qing, you've made it well.

You've really followed in my talents.

Jiao Jiao, where's yours?

Mine is..

It's not finished?

I..

Teacher, look! Senior sister broke the model you gave to us.

Now I don't have a reference.

You broke it yourself!

Teacher.. I really like this model! You know that!

How is it possible that I would be the one to break it?

Teacher, she's really the one that broke it.

Yan Qing, you're the senior sister.

You must be able to accept responsibility.

I'm disappointed in you. Your punishment.. you're not allowed to eat dinner tonight.

Quick! Quickly quickly! Oh my god!

It's too dangerous, isn't it?

I'm scared!

They both insisted on running for the stairs. No one could stop them!

This is too shocking. If they jump.. I'll break something trying to catch them. You have to do it.

Don't you worry.

I'm very experienced in saving women from crisis. If they dare to jump then I'll dare to catch them. One after another.

That's great!

It's good that it's only the two of them. If there's more, I'll have to fly up and catch one with my feet.

It's simply too high..

What if something happens? A life isn't a joke..

Exactly.

Senior sister,

You're wearing your inventions already?

Of course.

But I think that the two of jumping at once, we won't be able to see clearly the sparkle of the other.

Let's go one by one.

If you're confident that you won't die then wait down there and watch.

Okay.

I'll go first.

After I jump, you could choose to not jump.

If you admit defeat then be good and go home.

No.

Why do you get to jump first?

You're still like that.

Want to compete with me for everything.

Want to always go first before me.

Okay. Then you go first.

Don't jump.. It's dangerous..

This..

From the height you're trying to jump from, the wing is too small. The way you're wearing it is not ok either.

Will die.

Why did you save me?

Is it in order to tell me that your invention is better than mine?

In order to tell me that you're going to be safe, to prove to me and to hit me in the face?!

What's in your heart is sick!

Why do I need to hit your face?

I never thought of jumping!

You're too cunning!

Jiao Jiao,

People yearn for the flight in order to see further.

Reaching the top and falling terribly, nobody wants to see that.

Especially no one would want to try it!

So to say, you jumping really has no meaning at all.

Or to say, the inventions in order to safely jump really has no meaning at all.

I proposed for this experiment in order to test you.

I didn't think you'd really fall for it.

Almost giving your life.

You're really to stupid!

Senior sister..

You're too much!

Oh please, stupidity and intelligence,

It is only an objective statement.

It has no insulting intention at all.

In fact, right now women who are cutesy stupid are the ones who fortunately live happily.

People like me who live a lonely life..

Lonely life?

It means destined to be lonely for life.

Are you sure you want to compete with a senior sister like me who is labelled as the cursed consort?

Do you know where you're wrong? I know now.

I'm sorry to my youth.

Senior sister, quickly pull me up!

You're too heavy!

My hand is numb!

Why are you still spewing nonsense then!

Don't think about this anymore! Pull me up! Old Xiao! Help me!

Scared me to death.

I hope you're willing to accept defeat.

Be a happy and cheerful stupid woman. To be loved by someone.

I know, senior sister.

Senior sister, there was actually a moment where I was really scared.

I know. But I can't not say it.

There was still some sort of excitement in it!

Too exciting!

Oh right! Why didn't I think of that? People actually do try to find excitement in things!

A good idea. I'll create an invention where people can safely jump from a terrace and feel the excitement.

No!

This idea was mine first!

If someone were to invent it first, it should be me!

Look, you want to compete with me again!

Okay senior sister, I know. I'm going now..

Go.

Senior sister,

Seeing you so unhappy, my heart is at ease.

So smart people don't get good endings.

I don't want to be like you. Goodbye.

You're really too amazing!

You didn't bleed, didn't cry and didn't apologize.

But you managed to turn her life around!

You truly underestimate your own power.

Oh where oh where.

Don't you think you're too much though?

You don't care about someone's safety in order to give your junior sister a lesson. Too rash.

Well said.

What words need to be said using such a dangerous way?

You scared us all to death okay. My heart has always been weak.. I don't know if I'll get a nightmare tonight..

I say.. what did I do? I didn't do anything..

Where are they? Who's trying to jump? Where are they?!

Who called him over?

Old Bao, it must've been exhausting for you to come here for nothing.. again.

What does that mean? Who? Who wants to jump?

Who wants to jump?

Who-

Old Bao..

I was only just up on the terrace looking at the scenery.

Looking at the sky.

Who knew you'd bring over a bedsheet to catch someone?

Concubines trying to commit suicide, I've seen it all too much.

Daring to die on this terrace, you're the first one.

I wasn't trying to-

Don't speak. If you have to explain, explain to His Majesty.

Take her.

Okay!