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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:10,300 Subtitles by yestononsense 2 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:06,400 Mengfei Comes Across 3 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,140 Your Majesty, 4 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:15,620 Today is your monthly visit to the harem. 5 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:16,120 Today is your monthly visit to the harem 6 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,860 Why are you unhappy? 7 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:20,860 Why are you unhappy? 8 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:25,400 This servant is too nosy, this servant is too nosy. 9 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,400 This servant is too nosy, this servant is too nosy 10 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,180 Your Majesty, look. 11 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:33,680 Your Majesty, look. 12 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:34,180 Look how beautiful this scenery is. 13 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:36,360 Look how beautiful this scenery is. 14 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:36,860 Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 15 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:43,600 Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 16 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,640 These concubines want to give you a child, Your Majesty! 17 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:46,960 Your Majesty! 18 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:48,580 Your Majesty! 19 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,020 Quickly! Protect protect! 20 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,540 Come come. Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 21 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:56,740 Your Majesty! 22 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:59,620 Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 23 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,440 Your Majesty! 24 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,880 Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 25 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,380 Look at how lively it is today. Look at how lively it is today. 26 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,920 What's going on? 27 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,220 They're is all here because of you! 28 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,020 Your Majesty, 29 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:18,380 this is all for you. How popular! 30 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:28,240 Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 31 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:29,600 Can you guys move aside! 32 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:35,020 Your Majesty! I want to bear your child! I know 72 different positions! 33 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:39,200 Filthy! Even though we don't get respect, it doesn't mean we don't want it! 34 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,220 What the hell are you talking about?! I'm talking about 72 dancing positions! 35 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:42,720 Dancing is my talent okay! 36 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,080 Your heart is filthy! 37 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:47,220 You're Majesty, I'm right here! 38 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,000 It's too frantic. 39 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:51,840 Too noisy.. 40 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,240 I just wanted to come out to breathe but how do I do that with all this? 41 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:00,980 Oh my god. 42 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:06,180 Look at their lovestruck faces. 43 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,740 Is love really that shallow and direct? 44 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:12,660 Where there is a lot of women, that place is the most dangerous battlefield. 45 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,600 Very well said that even I'm speechless. 46 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,440 I can already feel something bad coming for us. 47 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:23,400 No, I have to leave. I can't be affected by it. 48 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:29,420 It's so lively and you don't even want to watch! Are you really that virtuous? 49 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,620 I'll watch it myself then. 50 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:38,400 Your Majesty, your majesty! 51 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:42,960 His Majesty is too stylish today! Handsome to the point where I want to cry. 52 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:45,460 Your Majesty! I'm not as greedy as them. 53 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,180 I don't ask for anything. I just ask for one kiss. 54 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:49,440 That's enough. 55 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:50,820 Look. 56 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,460 They're all so thick-headed. 57 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,180 We're right here, Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 58 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:07,500 Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 59 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,760 I didn't expect that in this palace there would be such a different woman. 60 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,160 Your Majesty! I'm right here! 61 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,560 Your Majesty! 62 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,520 Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty! 63 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,240 Finally let me through, thank you! 64 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,120 Your- 65 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:27,820 What're you doing! 66 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:29,820 What the hell is that? 67 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,980 If it's low level, don't try to come forward. Got it? 68 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:33,760 I- 69 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,060 Your Majesty.. 70 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,500 It's just me who didn't see! 71 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,280 Your Majesty, where did you go?! 72 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,600 Your Majesty.. 73 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:51,340 My heart hurts too much.. 74 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,340 I'm about to suffocate. 75 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:59,040 Junior Sister – Episode 7 76 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,380 I can never get any peace and quiet when I go out. 77 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:08,800 Really annoying! 78 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:10,200 Your Majesty, 79 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:12,700 This is the problem with being handsome. Your humble servant understands. 80 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:14,580 Your Majesty, 81 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,020 the stress relief pills are almost all gone right? 82 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:18,580 I'll prescribe you two more bottles. 83 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,000 Wu Weiyong. 84 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,860 Drag this guy out and behead him. 85 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,460 Wait no, just castrate him. 86 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:24,820 Understood. 87 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:25,460 But.. wait.. 88 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,240 I'll say.. welcome to the team! 89 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,480 No no! I didn't join, I'm not joining 90 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:34,040 I'm his majesty's counseling advisor! 91 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,060 You don't get it. 92 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:38,580 Your Majesty. 93 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,060 Your Majesty, 94 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:45,960 Someone who's as cool and dignified as you 95 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:52,200 being chased and admired by women who have a glorious image of you, it is very normal. 96 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:53,400 That's called normal? 97 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,200 Then why don't other men experience this? 98 00:06:55,700 --> 00:07:00,240 They are worried about their value. They can't even envy you enough. 99 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:04,200 Oh right! 100 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:12,760 Your Majesty, look. 101 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:17,040 Someone like me who rarely appears, even has merchandise. 102 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:22,420 Your Majesty, this is an imported product. It's so popular right now. 103 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,440 Your Majesty, 104 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,640 did you know that I had to spend 2 months of my salary in order to buy one! 105 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,220 This is you? 106 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:32,020 Yes! 107 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:33,000 Your Majesty, look. 108 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,440 Doesn't it resemble me? 109 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:39,580 Look! Doesn't it have some superb quality between it's eyebrows? 110 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,440 Your Majesty! 111 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:45,200 My head! My head! 112 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,500 Your Majesty, isn't this just wrecking something and wasting money? 113 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:50,160 It just slipped out of my hand, is that not ok? 114 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,460 It's fine! Fine.. Fine.. 115 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:56,200 Oh Your Majesty, this humble servant forgot to mention. 116 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,000 Popular merchandise are always high in demand. 117 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,700 Dolls like mine that isn't too hot.. 118 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,140 This.. they.. 119 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,620 fall on the ground and just make a sound. 120 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,200 Even if it's just a sound, I'm still of use. 121 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:11,840 It can soothe pains and relieve symptoms and even can cure diseases! 122 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:17,640 it's what called learning by experiences 123 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,800 this is the first and foremost to have money 124 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:22,000 Are you sure? 125 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,120 Yeah! 126 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,860 I have seen many forms of flattery.. but never this kind horse flattery. 127 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:30,920 Who are you calling a horse? 128 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:39,059 To tell the truth, this merchandise doesn't even have a bit of uniqueness. It makes my head hurt. 129 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:43,420 Your Majesty, how about we ban them all? 130 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,200 You can't! You can't! 131 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:48,200 Your Majesty, please reconsider. 132 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:54,840 Think, those consorts are all using this merchandise to help with their expression of love for you. 133 00:08:55,040 --> 00:09:00,100 You say you want to ban them but what if all the consorts get ill? Wouldn't I have more work to do? 134 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:07,240 I say, you can't have his majesty stress just because you don't want to do overtime. 135 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,220 I say, it's truly not for myself. 136 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,260 It's all for the consorts. 137 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,000 Your Majesty, think about it. 138 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:18,800 They have good intentions, right? But as a result they receive punishment. 139 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:22,060 I'll say.. isn't it a bit unreasonable? No one can make sense of it. Right? 140 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,220 It hurts the heart of the people. 141 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,780 Forget it, forget it. I'll bear with it. 142 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:35,560 Your Majesty is truly the most open-minded person in the world! This humble servant really admires you. 143 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:37,000 Quit your flattery. 144 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,240 Roll out. 145 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:39,980 Yes. 146 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,380 Move, make way! 147 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:42,980 What? 148 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:45,320 Move. His Majesty asked me to roll out, didn't you hear? 149 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,320 I'll help you! 150 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,620 Let's go. 151 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,620 Wait wait. Eunuch eunuch, help me grab my medicine box. 152 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,620 (rolling) 153 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,860 (Breaking and throwing materials ) 154 00:09:58,060 --> 00:09:59,220 What's going on? 155 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,860 Why are you breaking my creations? 156 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,820 Consort Yan, tell me. Did you purposely want me to make a fool out of myself? 157 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,400 What's that supposed to mean? 158 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,200 The doll you sold me isn't eye-catching at all! 159 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:15,080 I praised myself to no ends early on. I even told them to watch me in my glorious success! 160 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,360 But the what's the result? 161 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,820 His Majesty didn't even spare me a single glance! 162 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:24,620 My heart at the time.. I don't even want to describe it. I've completely lost.. 163 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,640 Didn't I also make a wooden doll for you to take? 164 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:31,680 You didn't like it because you said it didn't represent your slenderness. 165 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:35,000 I beg of you, consider the seller's feelings ok. 166 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,620 One second you have this request, next second you have another request! 167 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,300 Are you trying to add black sheep to my reputation? 168 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,980 Can everyone just cooperate? 169 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:43,980 Don't mention your low level product! 170 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:44,880 Look! 171 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:49,640 This is a doll made by someone else! It can move around freely and can even do the splits! 172 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,480 Oh no.. 173 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,220 The handwork looks familiar.. 174 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,060 I don't care. I want a refund. 175 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,900 Okay. I'll refund you. 176 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,340 Don't worry too much about your failure this time. 177 00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:07,315 WanWan. 178 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:10,660 Women who get close to his majesty never get a good ending. 179 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:13,600 They'll all get put onto the blacklist by Noble Consort Ru. 180 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,600 Just look. 181 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:19,335 They get poisoned, get sent into the prison, and get punished to kneel. 182 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:23,060 Their youth isn't over but their life already is. That's something pitiful. If you don't believe me, look at Meng'er. See if she's pitiful enough. 183 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,880 Why talk about me? 184 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,040 WanWan. 185 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,700 The old man lost his mare, but it all turned out for the best [Meaning a blessing in disguise]. 186 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,720 Perhaps the heavens didn't give you this chance for your own good. 187 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,260 I beg of you, don't talk about it anymore. 188 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,320 Exactly, too much nonsense. 189 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:47,420 WanWan- 190 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:50,220 Can you not talk anymore either? Don't you usually speak a lot less? 191 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,480 I- 192 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,480 The heavens want me to lose. 193 00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:01,320 Why send to me another competitor? 194 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,260 Can't you let me peacefully create my inventions? 195 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,840 Noble Lady, what's wrong? Noble Lady, quickly wake up. Noble Lady. 196 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,440 Your Majesty.. Noble Lady.. 197 00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:14,955 Quickly wake up. 198 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,200 Your Majesty. Noble Lady, Noble Lady. 199 00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,900 Coming, move aside. Move aside! 200 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,800 Your Majesty? 201 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,280 Noble Lady Xian. 202 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,620 Still alive? 203 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,080 Still alive, still alive. 204 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,740 My doll disappeared.. 205 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,680 My doll disappeared! 206 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:59,060 It's a doll that is so very similar to His Majesty.. 207 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,380 I fought for days before I could get my hands on it! 208 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:05,680 Where did it go? Where? 209 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:11,380 Without it, there's no way I could sleep! Taking it away is like taking my life! 210 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,040 Noble Lady Xian, I still have matters at the Imperial Medical Courtyard. 211 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,740 I'll have Fuxi help you look. 212 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,540 Fuxi! Help Noble Lady Xian find it. 213 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,240 Okay.. 214 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,340 It's no more.. 215 00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,640 It disappeared! 216 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,220 I will leave first. 217 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:26,800 Okay.. 218 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:28,520 Fuxi! 219 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,600 Come on, let's go. 220 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,220 My doll.. My doll.. 221 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,760 Why are you still standing here? Quickly help me find it! 222 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,900 I dare ask Your Highness.. where did you buy your doll? 223 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:46,340 From.. the Spring Courtyard.. from Consort Yan. 224 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,880 Oh so it's that. Noble Lady, please do not blame me for being too direct. 225 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,680 The worksmanship is too rough. It's full of bad luck. 226 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,640 If people didn't know, they'd assume you were using it to curse someone. 227 00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:01,660 It's unlucky. It's easy to bring on trouble. 228 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:05,520 Losing it is better. Why don't you just buy a new one? 229 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:11,440 This humble servant has a doll that's even bigger and even more similar to His Majesty. 230 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:14,640 Not to mention, it can even move around! 231 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,560 It can even move around? 232 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,080 Is it real or fake? 233 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,540 Of course it's real! 234 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,780 Compared to those low grade creations, 235 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:26,060 This servant's works could be considered a work of art. 236 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,120 Even higher than the ones that are already on the top. 237 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,400 You know Eunuch Wu? 238 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,780 Of course I know! 239 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,600 This servant's teacher. 240 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,380 His Majesty's personal eunuch! 241 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,040 He represents his majesty's intentions. 242 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,540 You're saying.. 243 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:42,120 (clap) 244 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,200 It's just as you think! 245 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:48,240 Above me, I have my teacher. Above my teacher, we have His Majesty. 246 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,400 The one after one, 247 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:55,820 The doll in His Majesty's heart has to go through his personal official certification. 248 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,720 Personal official certification? 249 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:04,060 If Noble Lady you really like it.. I'll give you.. a 20 percent discount? 250 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,460 20 percent! 251 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,020 Then.. 252 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:12,840 Fuxi, why are you still standing here? Quickly go.. look for it. 253 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,000 Yes, Your Highness! 254 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:19,860 How wonderful! 255 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,520 Consort Yan! 256 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,400 Quickly! 257 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:28,440 We're here to get a refund! Refund us! Refund us! 258 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,600 You liar! Refund us! 259 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:32,380 You liar! 260 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,120 Liar! 261 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,600 Are you guys looking to die! Why are you causing a ruckus! 262 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:41,820 Here to return! Refund us! I don't care, pay up now! You liar. 263 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:42,860 What's wrong? 264 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,640 Is the treasure not to your satisfaction? 265 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,140 Treasure my ass! 266 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,440 We can go somewhere else to buy an upgraded version! 267 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,020 Exactly! Quickly refund us. We still have to go see the new products at Fuxi's! 268 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,180 Yeah! 269 00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,580 I have new products here too! 270 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,440 Just last night I invented.. 271 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:03,780 A long lasting bottle of perfume that smells exactly like His Majesty does! You just have to spray a little behind your ears. 272 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:10,040 And it's like His Majesty is beside you. Amazing right? 273 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:15,640 How amazing could it be. Early this morning, Fuxi created a perfume like that too. 274 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,860 A long lasting perfume, that's all so small. 275 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:23,560 There's also a scent when he sweats, when he bathes and when he sleeps. So many options. 276 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,180 Exactly. It differs the scents from when His Majesty sleeps, 277 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,260 The scent after His Majesty bathes and when he sleeps! 278 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,100 More higher level than yours! 279 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:39,460 It's bad enough that the harem doesn't even give you any human rights.. 280 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,400 My god.. There aren't even copyright rights! 281 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:50,020 Consort Yan, don't say I'm speaking bad about you but you've long been tossed onto the sand. 282 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:54,140 The rest of your days, don't worry about inventing stuff. Just wait well for your old days. 283 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,580 Exactly! Don't torment yourself anymore. 284 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,820 Let's go! Follow me to go look at new products at Fuxi's! 285 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:04,900 Buy new products! 286 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:28,800 Consort Yan.. why are you right here pondering all your troubles? 287 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,100 Eunuch Wu.. 288 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,580 You say? 289 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:38,240 The struggle in my heart is even bigger now. 290 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,500 Why do you say that? 291 00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:44,385 You say, Fuxi was doing fine as he was. 292 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:48,020 How is it that his IQ is advancing by leaps? 293 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,240 Not only is he inventing all these goods 294 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,800 and marketing them with full-range service. 295 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,000 But he's even purposely challenging me. 296 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,960 Oh no, Consort Yan.. 297 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:06,040 That Fuxi.. He doesn't have the brains! 298 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:10,400 Really! He's for sure not the.. not the.. 299 00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:14,065 This.. this.. this.. the so called inventor! 300 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,240 Really! 301 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,980 Then who could it be? 302 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,400 This.. 303 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,540 Consort Yan, I remember now! 304 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,060 Recently he's been with a little maid.. They've.. 305 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,280 I'll help you investigate. 306 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,700 Your Highness.. 307 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,820 A little maid..? 308 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,340 Hot, hot, hot. 309 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,020 It's hot. 310 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,200 Drink wine. 311 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:01,640 Admire the moon. 312 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,380 Life is better like this. 313 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,280 There is no moon. 314 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,540 The sun and moon in the heart. 315 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:16,380 I really like to eat this creation by Consort Yan called.. What is it called? 316 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,020 Hotpot. 317 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,520 Oh right! Hotpot. 318 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,560 You guys eat happily. 319 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,120 I'm not happy. Come, come, come. 320 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:31,940 The skill I've been so proud of is here challenged and stomped on by a nobody. 321 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,760 I am lost in the way of life now.. 322 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,660 Consort Yan, 323 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,860 Can you think of anyone that compete with you in beauty? 324 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:58,020 I have a junior sister that likes to compete with me in everything. 325 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,200 She is sweeter than me in every aspect. 326 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,200 The amount of sugar, I'd give her 5 stars. 327 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,740 Even sweeter than me? 328 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,380 100 times sweeter than you. 329 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,160 Her voice, 330 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:14,060 Whether it's in difficult childbirth or perhaps even infertility, 331 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:18,420 Or even in the case of constipation and difficult urination, it always brings miracles. 332 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:24,420 If she opens her mouth for 1/4 the time of an incense stick and you don't wet your pants, you're talented. 333 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,640 Will you let us eat? Seriously.. 334 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:33,360 I'll say Old Yan, in your last lifetime if you didn't kick a widow's door then you dug up a grave. 335 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:37,620 You didn't accumulate character and that's how you're being held down by your junior sister. 336 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,480 Why don't you learn from me? 337 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,205 In the future, whoever makes you mad then you can just beat them to death. 338 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,820 I've thought about it. After all, she is my junior sister. 339 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:52,180 For us to be fighting in the present of such a big world, 340 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:53,620 It is too foolish. 341 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,095 So I avoid her. 342 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,615 If I don't compete with her, she can't make me mad. 343 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,380 Then you came to avoid her in the palace and even gained a consort position. 344 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,645 You're impressive! Really. You win. 345 00:21:05,645 --> 00:21:06,600 Put in some meat. 346 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,600 Not ordinary impressive. 347 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:15,700 What is it? 348 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,460 Is my hair a bit messy? 349 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:20,640 You look, you look. 350 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,220 Oh my god! Water ghost?! 351 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,020 This servant deserves death. 352 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:47,040 Mistress, don't be afraid. It's a person. 353 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:50,080 Scared me to death. 354 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:55,960 Rise. 355 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,460 Thanking Your Highness. 356 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,600 You must be a palace maid that is jumping into the pond to commit suicide after being bullied.. 357 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,060 Raise your head. 358 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,440 I am honest and kind-hearted. I will not add more weights to your burden. 359 00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:17,420 Replying to Your Highness, it's not like that. 360 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:20,520 I just went to pick up a steamed bun that fell into the pond. 361 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:26,660 [Her voice is so silky soft.. It must've been hard to survive until now in this palace..] 362 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,880 [Hold on..] 363 00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:32,260 [Something doesn't feel right.] 364 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,280 [Why can't I think of it?] 365 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:45,420 Then you must be the one bullying other people and they threw your steamed bun into the pond. 366 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:48,460 You didn't want to starve so you risked your life to go in the pond to get it. 367 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,195 It's not like that. 368 00:22:50,195 --> 00:22:53,395 I ate a bit too much and tossed the bun around to play. 369 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,960 I accidentally dropped it and it fell into the pond. 370 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,660 The fish in the pond have someone to feed them everyday. 371 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:01,860 I was afraid it would choke them to death so I went in the water to get it. 372 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,340 Too kind-hearted.. 373 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,740 Okay, you're excused. 374 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,380 Thank you, Your Highness. 375 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,180 Mistress, 376 00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:21,020 Looking at her appearance, she seems to be a maid from the laundry bureau. 377 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,040 Appearing here, it seems suspicious. 378 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,860 Like she deliberately wanted to run into us. 379 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:29,140 In fact, the look she gave us was a bit too intimate.. 380 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:30,840 She must have ill intentions. 381 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,260 Correct. You're getting smarter. 382 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:39,620 It seems that following the right mistress is really beneficial towards your IQ and cultivation increase. 383 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,980 Just pretend this servant didn't say anything. 384 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,240 Consort Meng. 385 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,020 Eunuch Wu, do you need something? 386 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,400 Consort Meng.. do you happen to have some free time right now? 387 00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:56,020 Let me tell you, Your Highness. 388 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:01,000 Recently His Majesty seems to have lost his way in life.. 389 00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,400 Why don't you come help me advise him a little? 390 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:08,100 There are really too many stupid situations. 391 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,840 But why are you looking for me? 392 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,380 Your Highness.. 393 00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:16,480 You're one of the rare ladies in the palace that don't cause chaos in the harem. 394 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,780 That's why I thought of you to go see His Majesty. 395 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,160 Let him bully you a bit.. 396 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,840 Maybe then his heart would feel better. 397 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,020 Oh Eunuch Wu, you're too direct. 398 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:29,980 Yes yes yes.. 399 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,200 I'm not going! 400 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:35,640 Your Highness! Your Highness! Take it as this old servant is begging you! 401 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,680 I'll be a cow or a horse for you! How about I kneel down to you? 402 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,900 No no no! 403 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:40,520 Thank you, Your Highness. 404 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,440 I'll go! 405 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,700 Let me go! 406 00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,420 Let His Majesty bully me. 407 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,000 I'm also a rare woman in the palace! 408 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,840 Other people may want him for his prestige or his power. 409 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,660 Or maybe for his majesty's wealth! 410 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,360 I'm not the same! 411 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:01,200 What I want His Majesty for is his flourishing handsomeness.. 412 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,940 Let me go..? Okay? 413 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:06,320 Imperial Concubine Qu.. 414 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:11,440 Earlier today I heard Imperial Chef Cai say that he's releasing a new product. 415 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,640 No one has even tried it yet! Not even now! 416 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,640 I'll go I'll go! I'm the best at trying new dishes! 417 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:19,240 Exactly! 418 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,680 Where is it? This way? That way? 419 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,140 This way! 420 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,040 Thank you! 421 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:26,620 Your Highness.. 422 00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:29,820 Your Highness, I'm begging you. Please come with me. 423 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,040 Okay..? 424 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,320 This consort greets Your Majesty. 425 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:55,860 Greeting Your Majesty! 426 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,380 Oh, you're here. 427 00:26:00,755 --> 00:26:04,115 I heard that recently your majesty has met with some troubling issues. 428 00:26:04,175 --> 00:26:07,385 Even the development of your personality has been faced with unprecedented obstacles. 429 00:26:07,715 --> 00:26:11,065 This consort is here on behalf of someone's request to help your majesty with the issue. 430 00:26:13,415 --> 00:26:16,175 I really haven't been liking the surroundings lately. 431 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,895 Everyone has a doll like me. 432 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,180 But everyone keeps telling me that this is some new amazing thing. 433 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,320 That I must support it and I can't toss it. 434 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:29,060 I really don't know if I should follow my own will 435 00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:31,280 Or if I should follow the trend of history? 436 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:36,700 Your Majesty's image whether it's outside or within the palace, it is at the forefront of fashion. 437 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,580 It is not enough to display the prestige of the royal family 438 00:26:40,925 --> 00:26:42,635 however right now it's a peaceful time. 439 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,900 The aloof route to display prestige is not very in anymore. 440 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:49,475 Only being sensitive to the people's needs can conquer their hearts. Gaining the heart of the people is gaining the empire. 441 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,920 This situation is quite difficult.. 442 00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:57,460 But.. 443 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,820 Is it really right? 444 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,920 It's pretty okay. 445 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,160 They seem pretty happy holding them. 446 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,760 Did you buy one? 447 00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:10,820 Nope. 448 00:27:12,395 --> 00:27:14,515 Why don't you buy one? Are you too poor? 449 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:19,020 [If I speak the truth, I'll for sure bring trouble.] 450 00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,520 [Wouldn't that be just hitting a dead end?] 451 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:25,620 [Under these circumstances, I must rely on acting..] 452 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,420 Your Majesty, this consort really wants to buy one! 453 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,740 But they are simply too hard to get! I waited two days in line and I still couldn't get one! My heart is broken. 454 00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:40,680 Beloved consort, it's ok. Your heart shouldn't break. I have a good thing to reward you with! 455 00:27:45,395 --> 00:27:46,395 Watch. 456 00:28:20,975 --> 00:28:21,975 For you. 457 00:28:22,555 --> 00:28:24,135 Plaster it above your bed. 458 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:28,020 Remember to protect it like it's your family heirloom. 459 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:33,020 [It's a poem making fun of her being scared of death, her small nerves around him and calling her stupid.] 460 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:38,260 [If I reject it at this time I'll for sure be detested by His Majesty.. I have to bite my scalp and accept it..] 461 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,400 Your Majesty is wise! This consort excuses herself! 462 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,620 Old Yan, someone's looking for you. 463 00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:04,620 Senior sister. I haven't seen you for years, how are you? 464 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,400 Sure enough.. really kittenish.. I've lost.. 465 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,600 This is the normal state of the world, the love and the hate. 466 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:19,040 Let's move far away. Don't get the splash of blood. 467 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,660 Go go. 468 00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:27,020 A reunion with your junior sister, shouldn't you be happy senior sister? 469 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:29,160 Why the want to die or want to live face? 470 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,760 ahhehehehhe 471 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,300 I was just talking about how cruel my life was. 472 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,800 Now it seems my good luck is beyond the scale. 473 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:38,660 Jiao Jiao, 474 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:41,040 Senior sister has missed you so much! 475 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:44,660 Everyday I think about you just not knowing how you're pass- 476 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:46,620 Oh right, are you doing good? 477 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,840 So fake.. How could I be doing good? 478 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,040 After all, even the most powerful strategists are no match for one's retreat. 479 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:58,880 In order to avoid me, you've avoided me into the palace. It took me so much effort to find you. 480 00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:00,200 Senior Sister, 481 00:30:00,345 --> 00:30:02,835 Do you know why I like to compete with you? 482 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,420 Because ever since we were small, you've called me stupid. 483 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,460 To me, that is challenging and testing me. 484 00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:10,500 I've never found myself inferior to you in any way. 485 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,240 I'm skinner than you, whiter than you and even my boobs are bigger than yours! 486 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,740 But you still put on that high and mighty act. 487 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,840 As if on this planet, only you're intelligent and everyone is inferior compared to you. 488 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,800 I couldn't get used to it. 489 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:28,000 If you stab me with a knife, would I not bleed? 490 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,540 If you hurt me with words, would I not go insane? 491 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,960 It's all just joking around with you! 492 00:30:34,425 --> 00:30:36,180 Why.. take it so seriously..? 493 00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:39,880 So before old Yan even came into the palace, she was already this hateful? 494 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:45,940 This is the retribution she gets for prasing herself to the skies as the almighty one. 495 00:30:47,265 --> 00:30:50,565 It seems that the shadow of childhood is really impressive. 496 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,760 The retribution comes so violently. 497 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,640 Why aren't they fighting yet?! 498 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,600 I even readied a bucket to catch the blood! 499 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,740 Because intellectuals don't need to use hands to fight. 500 00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:02,040 Once you start fighting with your hands, it affects a person's character. 501 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,700 Jiao Jiao. 502 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,840 It's been so many years already, what do you want? 503 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:10,800 Apology? 504 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,300 No. 505 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,980 I want to compete with you to see who's on the top, to see who's really stupid. 506 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:17,860 Does it have to be like this? 507 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:22,015 Senior sister, don't you hate competing with me the most? 508 00:31:22,105 --> 00:31:25,165 Let's put everything into this competition. No matter win or lose, 509 00:31:25,245 --> 00:31:28,345 I'll never bother you again and you'll never have to avoid me again. 510 00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:31,340 Okay. Tomorrow at noon, 511 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,180 We'll wear our own inventions to jump off a terrace. 512 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:35,880 Whoever doesn't die, they're the winner. 513 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:39,580 If I lose, I'll hug your big thigh and apologize. 514 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:44,060 If you lose, quickly go pack up your bags, get out of the palace and go home to marry. 515 00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:48,200 Don't think this and that. Don't fight with other people and stop questioning yourself. 516 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,240 Okay. 517 00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:50,880 I'll see you tomorrow at noon. 518 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:44,720 So stupid. 519 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,200 You're the stupid one! I just wasn't careful. 520 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,060 Teacher. Teacher. 521 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,640 What are you making? 522 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:31,020 Not bad. 523 00:33:31,485 --> 00:33:33,695 Yan Qing, you've made it well. 524 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,000 You've really followed in my talents. 525 00:33:39,855 --> 00:33:41,755 Jiao Jiao, where's yours? 526 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:43,460 Mine is.. 527 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,940 It's not finished? 528 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:45,860 I.. 529 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:50,760 Teacher, look! Senior sister broke the model you gave to us. 530 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,260 Now I don't have a reference. 531 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,200 You broke it yourself! 532 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,980 Teacher.. I really like this model! You know that! 533 00:33:57,980 --> 00:33:59,760 How is it possible that I would be the one to break it? 534 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,020 Teacher, she's really the one that broke it. 535 00:34:03,495 --> 00:34:06,135 Yan Qing, you're the senior sister. 536 00:34:06,605 --> 00:34:08,435 You must be able to accept responsibility. 537 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:14,839 I'm disappointed in you. Your punishment.. you're not allowed to eat dinner tonight. 538 00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:31,839 Quick! Quickly quickly! Oh my god! 539 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,780 It's too dangerous, isn't it? 540 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,160 I'm scared! 541 00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:38,000 They both insisted on running for the stairs. No one could stop them! 542 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,140 This is too shocking. If they jump.. I'll break something trying to catch them. You have to do it. 543 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,320 Don't you worry. 544 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,240 I'm very experienced in saving women from crisis. If they dare to jump then I'll dare to catch them. One after another. 545 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,399 That's great! 546 00:34:54,739 --> 00:34:58,560 It's good that it's only the two of them. If there's more, I'll have to fly up and catch one with my feet. 547 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,280 It's simply too high.. 548 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,960 What if something happens? A life isn't a joke.. 549 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,180 Exactly. 550 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:07,260 Senior sister, 551 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:09,960 You're wearing your inventions already? 552 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:11,820 Of course. 553 00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:18,880 But I think that the two of jumping at once, we won't be able to see clearly the sparkle of the other. 554 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,460 Let's go one by one. 555 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:24,140 If you're confident that you won't die then wait down there and watch. 556 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:26,020 Okay. 557 00:35:26,285 --> 00:35:27,385 I'll go first. 558 00:35:28,435 --> 00:35:31,385 After I jump, you could choose to not jump. 559 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:34,220 If you admit defeat then be good and go home. 560 00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:35,140 No. 561 00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:38,440 Why do you get to jump first? 562 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,160 You're still like that. 563 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,420 Want to compete with me for everything. 564 00:35:42,425 --> 00:35:44,515 Want to always go first before me. 565 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,260 Okay. Then you go first. 566 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,820 Don't jump.. It's dangerous.. 567 00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:15,780 This.. 568 00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:30,000 From the height you're trying to jump from, the wing is too small. The way you're wearing it is not ok either. 569 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,840 Will die. 570 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,400 Why did you save me? 571 00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:36,380 Is it in order to tell me that your invention is better than mine? 572 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,600 In order to tell me that you're going to be safe, to prove to me and to hit me in the face?! 573 00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,540 What's in your heart is sick! 574 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,440 Why do I need to hit your face? 575 00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:47,240 I never thought of jumping! 576 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,660 You're too cunning! 577 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,820 Jiao Jiao, 578 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,480 People yearn for the flight in order to see further. 579 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:59,140 Reaching the top and falling terribly, nobody wants to see that. 580 00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:01,100 Especially no one would want to try it! 581 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,260 So to say, you jumping really has no meaning at all. 582 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,800 Or to say, the inventions in order to safely jump really has no meaning at all. 583 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:14,520 I proposed for this experiment in order to test you. 584 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:16,880 I didn't think you'd really fall for it. 585 00:37:17,420 --> 00:37:18,900 Almost giving your life. 586 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,920 You're really to stupid! 587 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,900 Senior sister.. 588 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,680 You're too much! 589 00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:28,000 Oh please, stupidity and intelligence, 590 00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:29,820 It is only an objective statement. 591 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,220 It has no insulting intention at all. 592 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:37,360 In fact, right now women who are cutesy stupid are the ones who fortunately live happily. 593 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,420 People like me who live a lonely life.. 594 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,440 Lonely life? 595 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,440 It means destined to be lonely for life. 596 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:50,560 Are you sure you want to compete with a senior sister like me who is labelled as the cursed consort? 597 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,040 Do you know where you're wrong? I know now. 598 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,860 I'm sorry to my youth. 599 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,980 Senior sister, quickly pull me up! 600 00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:00,980 You're too heavy! 601 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,260 My hand is numb! 602 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,260 Why are you still spewing nonsense then! 603 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,240 Don't think about this anymore! Pull me up! Old Xiao! Help me! 604 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,240 Scared me to death. 605 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,840 I hope you're willing to accept defeat. 606 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,680 Be a happy and cheerful stupid woman. To be loved by someone. 607 00:38:38,675 --> 00:38:39,745 I know, senior sister. 608 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,640 Senior sister, there was actually a moment where I was really scared. 609 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,220 I know. But I can't not say it. 610 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,940 There was still some sort of excitement in it! 611 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,400 Too exciting! 612 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:06,200 Oh right! Why didn't I think of that? People actually do try to find excitement in things! 613 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:14,280 A good idea. I'll create an invention where people can safely jump from a terrace and feel the excitement. 614 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,960 No! 615 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,260 This idea was mine first! 616 00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:20,300 If someone were to invent it first, it should be me! 617 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,440 Look, you want to compete with me again! 618 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,820 Okay senior sister, I know. I'm going now.. 619 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400 Go. 620 00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:31,805 Senior sister, 621 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:36,200 Seeing you so unhappy, my heart is at ease. 622 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,540 So smart people don't get good endings. 623 00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:40,900 I don't want to be like you. Goodbye. 624 00:39:49,135 --> 00:39:51,535 You're really too amazing! 625 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,060 You didn't bleed, didn't cry and didn't apologize. 626 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,660 But you managed to turn her life around! 627 00:39:57,660 --> 00:40:00,060 You truly underestimate your own power. 628 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:01,020 Oh where oh where. 629 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,620 Don't you think you're too much though? 630 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:08,060 You don't care about someone's safety in order to give your junior sister a lesson. Too rash. 631 00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:09,980 Well said. 632 00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:13,260 What words need to be said using such a dangerous way? 633 00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:15,540 You scared us all to death okay. My heart has always been weak.. I don't know if I'll get a nightmare tonight.. 634 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:24,640 I say.. what did I do? I didn't do anything.. 635 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,280 Where are they? Who's trying to jump? Where are they?! 636 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,240 Who called him over? 637 00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:35,340 Old Bao, it must've been exhausting for you to come here for nothing.. again. 638 00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:38,500 What does that mean? Who? Who wants to jump? 639 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:39,560 Who wants to jump? 640 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,520 Who- 641 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,180 Old Bao.. 642 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:52,580 I was only just up on the terrace looking at the scenery. 643 00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:53,740 Looking at the sky. 644 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,580 Who knew you'd bring over a bedsheet to catch someone? 645 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,840 Concubines trying to commit suicide, I've seen it all too much. 646 00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:06,200 Daring to die on this terrace, you're the first one. 647 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:07,780 I wasn't trying to- 648 00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:10,620 Don't speak. If you have to explain, explain to His Majesty. 649 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:11,920 Take her. 650 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:12,420 Okay!51513