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Hey, Mom?

Mom?

Hey.

Why are you in my bed?

I'm sorry, baby.

I just came in to lay down for a little bit. I didn't mean to fall asleep.

Sorry.

Well, why aren't you in bed with Dad?

Well... Um... Dad's...

Dad's not in bed right now.

Why?

Well, uh... He's just been, you know... Staying late

at work and sometimes even working overnight, so...

Yeah. I just kind of needed a cuddle, buddy.

It's been a little while.

I hope you don't mind.

I don't mind, Mom.

I know you're kind of old for cuddling with your mom

at this point.

I'm sure you cuddle like this with some girls.

No.

No?

You don't mind if mommy gets a little bit closer to you?

No, it's okay, mom.

Baby.

Sorry, mom.

It's all right.

I don't need to be embarrassed or anything.

Sorry.

It does that sometimes, Mom.

Yeah. It's a pretty big baby.

It is?

Yeah.

Yep.

You use that on girls sometimes?

No.

Not yet.

No? But I like touching stuff.

Yeah. I'm sure you touch it a lot.

Can you show me?

Can you show me how?

I want to touch it.

Why?

Okay.

Is this like what you do with Dad, Mom?

Sort of.

Does it do something to you? Yeah.

You should look at it like that. Why?

I'm looking at my book.

Well, see my private book.

It felt pretty good when you touched it right here.

You don't have to touch

yourself if you don't want to.

You could, like, use my foot.

Maybe.

I'm gonna use it

It's so nice.

I love myself.

I just needed something.

This side.

Baby

Yeah, man.

I feel like you're gonna come.

Yeah.

Well, I want you to come.

Don't come inside Mommy, though.

Okay.

You can feed it to me.

I'd like to taste your gum, baby.

In your mouth?

Sorry, Mom.

I missed your mouth.

I guess you really were excited.

This tastes good, though.

I really needed that, baby.

I hope you liked it, too.