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Faster, Swingin' Jack.

We've just been passed by three baby robins and a rheumatic pigeon.

I'm pushing it hard as I can.

Push harder.

General VP Six Stars is waiting for us at Chief Homer J. Chief's office.

Something real big is in the works.

He'll be here soon, General.

Chief, Chief.

Oh, no.

What's the meaning of... Nice going, Swinging Jack.

On the ball and ready for action.

Groovy rug.

Why'd you pick it up, Chief, Chief?

Give me that.

This is the famous Tom of THUMB.

And proud...

Good grief.

Oh, well.

You know Mammoth Dam, of course.

Mammoth Dam?

The greatest dam in the world?

A behemoth of dams? A dam among dams? Mighty mammoth? Pride of the... Quiet!

We have reason to believe that M.A.D. is about to destroy the dam.

You mean maladjusted, antisocial, and darn mean? That organization of

scientists... bent on destroying the world for their own gain? Of course

that's who I mean.

Okay, okay.

If that dam is destroyed, it will flood a third of this nation.

And all the hydroelectric plants will be knocked out, causing a power failure

from coast to coast, completely paralyzing the whole country.

That's no joke.

Unfortunately, M.A.D.

recognizes our full-sized agents right away and crawls into the woodwork.

We can't get near him. We need someone so tiny he won't be noticed by those M.A

.D. guys as they go about their insidious work.

Gotcha, General!

Hail to the mighty Mammoth Dam!

Cut your motors and bring her down quiet, Swingin' Jack.

Quiet now.

Give me the MAD detector.

This baby can sniff out an MAD guy a mile away.

How do you shut this blasted thing off?

You can't, boss.

Rack up another big boo-boo for the boys in the lab.

Have to cream it.

At least we know they're around here.

Come on.

Sound as a rock on this side. I think they might be working from the other

side, under the cover of the reservoir.

You're not being paid to think, Swingin' Jack.

Sorry, boss.

Now keep quiet and follow me.

They're probably working from the other side, under the cover of the reservoir.

Yeah! A laser ray!

They're burning a hole from the other side!

What a rotten thing to do.

They make a tiny leak, which will gradually wear away the concrete and

become a torrent, eventually causing the dam to split.

Oh, we gotta plug that leak. Right.

Well, how, boss? Simple.

Hey, boss, I'm getting a chill.

Being a hero isn't always a cinch job, Swingin' Jack.

Activate the rocket belt.

And away!

They must be down there somewhere.

Seen for sure.

Got the laser gun?

Right here.

This compressed helium ejector will calm those babies down.

All right, you guys.

You've had it. It's all of THUMB. Get him.

You asked for it, fellas.

Take this.

Enough compressed helium to make you both lighter than air.

Tom of T-H-U-M-B, you've saved America, and perhaps the world.

Ah, forget it, fella.

By the way, where's Swingin' Jack?

Uh-oh.

Knew I forgot something.