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Fire!

Help! The Villain of villains is here!

Don't panic. Fantastica is on her way.

- Die, die, die, die! - Honey... Hush.

Next.

Hello. I'd like to withdraw some cash, if that's alright.

- Sure thing. - Awesome!

On the floor! Nobody move!

On the floor...

Stays still, you'll be fine!

Seriously! Open the vault! Get the money!

Open the vault!

Cash! Hurry up!

- What the heck?! - Stay here. I'll be right back, okay?

- Fantastica? - No...

Balls!

It's just you guys?

- Gang of losers. - Do something! Shoot her!

Oopsie. A Jean Claude van Damme.

In other words, a super split.

- Stop... I have a family. Don't... - Look what I've got.

- A bazooka... - No... Don't...

Kill me.

- No! - Hit her.

I'm okay.

No...!

- Hi there. - Hi.

Hello. My name is Tietie.

I'm gonna crush your face now.

All kids probably think their moms are superheroes...

You saved us! Thank you!

...but in my case, it was a little more literal.

VILLAIN OF VILLAINS

- She's coming. - Who?

The Villain of villains.

- I have to handle this. - I want to go with you.

My little hero, I have a mission for you. Take your little brother home to Dad.

You're so brave.

I love you.

I love you.

I didn't see her again.

Mom gave her life to save the world from the Villain of villains.

Oh, Fantastica...

But I haven't let her death get me down.

Instead, I chose to become like her and applied for... Hero School.

Want to explore your superpowers...

...and sharpen your skills?

Think you've got what it takes to save the world?

Apply to Hero School.

I'm Stephanie. I'm 12 and very explosive.

I'm target oriented - very target-oriented.

I have psychic powers, like my mom had.

I know my powers have great potential to develop.

HERO SCHOOL UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO

SUBMIT

THANKS FOR APPLYING!

- One crustless sandwich for my sweetheart. - Thanks, Dad.

3 DAYS LATER

- I was invited to take the entrance exam! - Congratulations, honey. Fantastic!

Hooray for Stephanie! She'll be a powerful hero, just like me!

Maybe not as strong, but still. Great job, Stephanie!

I'm so happy for you that I don't know how to contain my emotions.

I'll let them out through violence!

- Where'd you get that? - In your room.

- It's as ugly as you are. - You idiot! Mom gave me it!

It's as ugly as you are, Stephanie!

You're really ugly!

Hey! Stop it, Stephanie. Pelle-Buster, take your pacifier.

Remember what the school counselor said?

If you're to attend Hero School, you have to learn some anger management.

- Fine! - Take a deep breath and we'll count.

- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six... - Fuck you, Stephanie.

Pelle-Buster. Four...

Stop peeking.

Hey, Stephanie. You're great at math. No need to cheat.

- You could study math in college. - I'm going to Hero School.

- Oh, you'll do great. - Kajsa...

I just think it's a shame that her mother didn't pass on any of her powers.

Well, I guess I'll see you at the entrance exam tomorrow.

Mom, look! I'm doing just like you!

Come on!

- Hey, it's almost bedtime. - I need to practice.

- If it doesn't work out... - It has to!

The school counselor said this can happen if you experience trauma.

I know I can get my powers back.

- You don't have to... - I do!

This is my only chance to prove everyone wrong.

- That I can become a hero like her. - Dad, forget about her.

Whatever happens, I want you to know I'm very proud of you.

- Okay? - Dad?

Stephanie!

- Make sure you crush those bastards! - Pelle-Buster!

- Watch your language. - What'll you do about it?

- You can't beat kids. - Go brush your teeth.

No! I've barely gotten any teeth. And milk teeth fall out anyway.

- Pelle-Buster! - So why brush them?

- Time to go to bed. - No!

I'd jump in our yard if we could afford a trampoline!

Bye, Dad.

- Have you made anything float lately? - Yes.

Oh!

- What are you? Five? - Stephanie?

Hi.

Don't bother, you...

- Stephanie? - Hi.

Sup, Torkel.

It'll be nice to see what you're made of.

With even a fraction of your mom's powers, you'll go far.

Without her, we might not be here.

The villain of villains might've survived and succeeded in taking over the world.

But toodeloodetrudy. Here we are. Great, right? Excited?

- I'm rooting for you. - Thanks.

See you out there. - Torkel.

Yes! Let's do this! I'm freaking pumped!

Welcome to the Hero School entrance exam.

But first, allow me to present the principal of Hero School, Hera!

Welcome everyone!

I need to smash something. Hey?

Oh!

Thank you!

Now, allow me to present Metamorfos!

The master of transformation, and his magical crystal.

Let's proceed with the tryouts.

First up: the fitness test. Good luck.

Come on, kitty. Come on!

Get down, you gosh-darn crazy...

- You failed to save the cat and are out. - Put me down, you gorilla!

Next contestant: Kajsa Blixt.

The time to beat is two minutes and thirty seconds.

The track is as follows:

To the obstacle, through the woods, and up to the smoking official,

and back to save the cat.

Good luck.

Off she goes! Amazing!

Smoking kills.

Holy frick-a-doodle-doo! Yeah!

I love cats!

Holy smokes! A new track record from Kajsa Blixt.

35 seconds!

Next contestant: Stephanie Mindler!

Her mom was a legend.

Contestant ready.

Good luck, loser.

And there she goes.

"Up and over." Come on!

Half the time has passed.

Just one minute left!

Somebody shoot me... Yes!

Here she comes on the final stretch.

10 seconds left. Will she make it?

Nine... eight... seven...

...six... five...

Yes!

Too bad. You're disqualified for cheating.

Are you kidding me? I beat the time.

Murderer!

They didn't say I had to get it down alive.

You idiots!

Beating the clock doesn't matter if you cheat and the cat dies. Get it?

It's not dead.

It's half-dead.

- But please, give me another shot. - Not another word.

Didn't you hear her, freak? Get lost.

You never were nor will ever be a hero.

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

- ...six, five... - Your mom would be ashamed.

What...

They're so damn stupid...

Ouch! Balls!

Shit! Oh my days. Where did it go...

There. Here we go...

It's so damn cold...

Frick...

Psst! Hey!

Hey, I liked your work over there.

Sorry, but who are you?

My name is A-K. I work for Villain School.

- Villain School? - Get down here and I'll elaborate.

You're either a troll or a pedophile.

I'm not a pedophile, nor am I a troll. Could you just get down here?

- What's Villain School? - Do you like cutting class?

Fighting? Stealing things?

Unlimited screen time?

All prominent villains started their life of crime at our school.

And I think you would be a great fit.

- No thanks. - Take it. In case you change your mind.

Hi, sweeties! I just wanna let you know that I got into Hero School.

I'm starting there now. Oh my god, it's gonna be...

Stop smiling.

Hey... Honey...

Even though it might not feel like it right now,

you can have a great and pretty cool life

without being a hero.

I mean, just look at me.

I have a good job that's... safe and nice.

- I have two amazing kids. - Stephanie! You're a loser!

- Do you hear me? You're a loser! - Shut up!

I'm ready! I'm ready to become the head of the family!

Don't mind him.

Daddy? There were bubbles in the water, Dad!

Stephanie's doing it! She's trying to poison me!

- Dad, there's something in the water! - I'll be right back, honey. Just gotta...

Some unfortunate things happened at the tryouts.

- Is Stephanie home? - Can I retake the entrance exam...?

Great idea! Pack your bags and let's go. No, that's not why we're here.

- What's going on? - It's weird. This is Metamorfos.

His powers come from the crystal he wears.

But it was stolen at the tryouts.

Before he could turn himself back to his old self.

- So he's stuck as a donkey for now. - Oh.

It's a little urgent. He'd love to borrow your bathroom.

Our bathroom?

- Sure. Door on the left. - Very kind.

- Shall I take him? - Yes, help him.

- What about the hooves? Can he flush? - You'll work it out.

- Off you go. - This way.

Stephanie, listen.

This is very serious. In the wrong hands, the crystal can do a lot of damage.

Purely hypothetically, if I found and returned the crystal,

would I be accepted to Hero School?

Did you see something?

Ouch! Balls!

No.

Well, if you hypothetically found and returned the crystal,

you have my word that you'll be accepted to Hero School.

But if... it turns out there's something you're not telling me...

- ...you're in deep trouble. You hear me? - Yes.

What...? No... No!

DEAR VILLAIN

Stephanie! You'll no longer be my sister if you become a villain!

You don't get it.

I'll just pretend to be a villain.

I'll go to Villain School and find out who stole the crystal,

find it, return it to Metamorfos, go to Hero School and become a hero.

Wow, great idea, Stephanie! Not!

I don't know... It sounds like a vague plan and incredibly dangerous.

You said you're proud of me no matter what.

- Yeah... - No! He's lying!

Stephanie, promise me... that you'll die!

Shut up! We heard you! Okay?

Alright...

- But promise me you'll be... - Hey.

- Over here. - Oh... Sorry.

Promise me you'll be careful.

- Yes, Dad. Don't worry. - Good.

Come here.

- Daddy's little tootsie pants. - Please, don't call me that.

Tootsie pants.

"Dear Villain."

"Get on train Villain 3000 to Villain School from Molnby

on August 18th at 9:34 a.m."

"Say goodbye to morals, ethics,

and above all, respect for other people's property."

- What's up? - Get lost, Sven. Freaking dork.

- I'll call you later. - No, don't.

- I'm Sven. - Stephanie.

- Sup, Steffi? - Nothing, "Svenni".

Train Villain 3000 is arriving...

If we miss the train, we're screwed!

Faster!

You can do it, Stephanie!

Thanks.

I knew I'd make a friend at Villain School, just not this fast.

I'm not your friend.

VILLAIN? HOW WELL DO YOU LIE?

Good morning... Love and joy.

My name is Spif, and I'll take you to Villain School.

I also want to say...

I forgot what I was gonna say. Booyakasha.

This is gonna be so fun, but I am a little nervous.

My whole family went to Villain School.

Oh my fricking god!

Look who's over here!

It's Rosmilda Miltenton! Her dad is a legend!

Oops!

- Sorry. Was my head in the way? - You could say that.

The frick are you looking at? Jesus.

What's up, my brother from another mother?

I'M NO HERO!

STEAL BIKES HERE ALWAYS OPEN!

This is the end of the line. Good luck, kids. Booyakasha.

Holy moly! I did it!

Form a line, everyone. Form a line.

Welcome to Villain School.

This used to be a prison where they locked up people like us.

But now, us villains run it and have made it ours!

Frick yeah!

Keep going forward.

Be sure to cut class a lot.

Too high attendance gets you the torture chamber.

Keep going forward. Anyone who steps out of line will be shot.

Allow me to introduce: pure evil.

The Villain Principal! Musical Maestro!

Welcome to your first day at Villain School.

This is where it's decided if you have what it takes

to become a true villain.

But first...

...I've been informed that there's a traitor amongst us.

One of you is apparently a hero-hugger.

Here he is.

A hero comic!

So you like reading about villains being abused and degraded?

- I didn't know. - You didn't know that?

Sword!

Say goodbye to your pathetic life.

- Take him away, Charles! - Go away!

Don't touch me!

- This year... - I overdid it at the gym earlier.

...it's finally time for the battle

of villains against heroes.

We will select two of you junior students

to be champions of Villain School.

So fight well! And don't hold back.

We will crush them!

We will crush them We will crush them, crush them

Crush, crush them We will, we will crush them

We will crush them We will, we will crush them

Crush, crush, crush them Crush, crush, crush them

We will crush them We will crush them, crush them

Crush, crush, crush them We will, we will...

This is where we store loot. Help yourselves.

Play as violent games as you like. This is the arsenal.

- Here, we experiment with nuclear weapons. - Hi!

NO ENTRY! DANGER: EXECUTIONER!

Welcome to the dormitory where you'll be staying.

The room you manage to break into...

...will be yours. You have two and a half minutes.

If you don't have a room by then, you'll end up in the execution chamber.

Uno, dos, tres...

ROOM #120, COMFORT - PUBLIC RESTROOM ASSIGNED - ODREIDAR

ROOM #116, COMFORT - NOT TOO SHABBY ASSIGNED - ROSMILDA

Oh, no!

- One, two, three. Point. - Yes!

I will kick you in the balls.

ROOM #114, COMFORT - SUPER CHILL ASSIGNED - STEPHANIE

- Thanks for the help. - They're cheating!

Good job, boys.

ROOM #114, COMFORT - SUPER CHILL ASSIGNED - WALDEMAR & NILS

Ten seconds left.

Nine, eight, seven, six...

...five, four, dos ...

- What are you doing? - Dos? Tres!

- It won't open. - It opens outward, moron!

Dos... Uno! Time's up!

What's up, roomie? Gimme a hug!

ROOM #013, COMFORT - TOTALLY USELESS ASSIGNED - STEPHANIE & SVEN

Get off me.

This is gonna be so cozy.

We can have movie nights, slumber parties...

How about shabby chic decor?

- Where are you going? - To the bathroom.

But there's a super nice toilet right here.

No? Well, I'll give it a spin.

Hello. If anyone is injured we have Band-Aids, snake poison...

- Are you looking for something? - Um... The bathroom.

My name is Illvar.

The world's foremost infiltration expert.

I can smell a liar from miles away.

I need to go to the bathroom.

-How old was she? - Maybe five or six?

What the hell?

- Hi! How nice that you've made a friend. - Death to all villains!

- No? - Die!

- Why are you on my laptop? - They called.

Tell me everything about Metamorfos' crystal.

Your brother said you're looking for it. Why?

Well, um...

Because... I want to steal... Or...

I wanted to find out who stole it and then steal it from the thief

to prove I'm an even better thief, I mean villain.

That's genius! We steal from thieves! I'm a bad boy!

Frick, dude. I gotta poop.

Turn around.

I take dumps like a grown man.

What?

I left Doggie at home. My furry little friend.

- I can't sleep without him. - We're at Villain School.

You'll have to do without furry friends here.

You have to be kidding...

If you keep quiet, I'll tell you about my plan.

What's your plan?

Fine, I don't have one. But I know how the villain sounds when he hurts himself.

How?

He says, "Ouch! Balls!"

That's foul.

- Good night. - Good night.

We will, we will crush them!

If a single young bastard even looks at my car, their head will roll. Okay?

RESERVED FOR THE PRINCIPAL

Yeah.

Listen closely. I'm an old-timer.

Guns are for cowards.

Real villains fight with style.

So pick a weapon you like.

Look!

These are nunchucks.

It's not about the weapon, but how you use it.

Woah...

Mademoiselle. Here you go.

Eyes on the opponent.

Try again.

Shoulders.

Holy crap! What a bang!

- Chill. - Please... Stop...

- Lower the cannon. - No, no!

- Fire! - Are you a complete idiot?

Ouch! What is your problem? Show some respect!

Respect? Try showing some.

How'd you like it if I shoved that cannon up your butt?

No cannons in any butts.

That's some temper you've got there.

- I love it. - What? But she hit me!

What do you mean, "love it"?

I get that it got you in trouble at your old school, but here...

At Villain School, we think differently.

What others consider flaws, we consider strengths.

What you get bullied for is often what becomes your villain superpower.

Villain superpower? Does everyone have one?

Kinda.

I have vast darkness inside me waiting to emerge.

But until then, I use my dorky smile to hypnotize people.

I was ashamed of my acne until I realized what a great weapon it was.

Prepare for takeoff. Ready. Set. Go!

Target down!

Stephanie...

If you learn to use your anger the right way, it can become your power.

- I can turn invisible. - What?

But there's a "but", right?

- But only if I keep my eyes closed. - And another small detail.

I have to be naked.

Ouch! Balls! It's so damn cold...

Ouch! Balls! Why'd you do that?

Away with you!

- It's Nils. - What about him?

He took Metamorfos' crystal!

Hurry up!

- Why are you outside my room? - Hey, Nisse! My man! What's up, dude?

Moron...

Do you need a Band-Aid?

Where is it?

- Where's the crystal? - What are you talking about?

- Where is it? - I'll never tell you.

Ouch... Okay, I'll tell you where it is.

- It's in the catacombs. - Why'd you steal it?

To get into Villain School.

I got a letter that said if I stole...

...Metamorfos' crystal, and took it to the school, I'd get in.

- Who wrote the letter? - No idea.

It just said I was to leave the crystal in room 666,

in a wooden box on the table.

Okay. We need to be quiet.

NO ENTRY! DANGER: EXECUTIONER!

What are you doing? Get a grip.

- I need new underwear when we get back. - Ew!

Keep looking.

This is it.

Okay...

We're too late.

Fine, then we can head back.

No, I need to find it!

What was that?

Mommy...

Run! Run! Faster!

Open it!

Daddy, I want to be a gardener when I grow up.

You will be an executioner like me, your grandfather and his father...

I did it! I hypnotized him!

- I didn't do it, did I? - Duck!

Oops, I guess I was too scared.

Eh... We were on our way to class and got lost.

He thinks he's a gardener! Huh?

Our mindless, bloodthirsty executioner won't decapitate any more people!

He just wants to trim flowers.

How nice.

I ought to kill you both for this.

Give me the sword!

Out of my way!

- You're both expelled! - Please! My last school was horrible.

- Get lost. - Let's go, Sven. This school sucks.

Buzz off.

A Villain School where you have to adhere to some stupid sign.

What's next? Stopping at red lights?

Asking nicely before taking someone's wallet?

What does the Villain principal think?

Or should I say Wimp Principal?

No, you're right, Stephanie.

You get a second chance. But it was my idea.

- Thank you! - You're welcome.

You're hiding something.

Drinks?

Everyone thinks the Executioner's scary

But deep inside, he's ordinary

Once he was a bloody killer

Now he's just the garden tiller

Heads once rolled, all red and gory

Now his tulips tell the story

So don't be scared, he's soft and mild

But act a fool

He'll rip your tongue

Executioner, Executioner, Executioner

Be quiet!

I said, quiet!

- What are you doing? - Hacking the school's security cameras.

To see who took the crystal.

- Where'd you learn how to do that? - Darknet.

The school's network is slower than a snail on benzo.

It'll take weeks.

As soon as I get the crystal,

I'll finish the most evil weapon the world has ever seen.

It will make Oppenheimer's bombs look like party confetti.

Who am I talking to?

Myself...

Is it at all possible that I may have something else?

Have a seat. Go.

- Thank you. - Next!

Sven.

I heard you had to see the principal. Cool.

We're pretty cool, actually.

Is there nowhere at this school one can get real food?

There is a shop, run by the evil Hans von Peng.

His low prices put everyone out of business.

When he was the only one left, he hiked his prices.

- People had no other choice. - Shoplifting is impossible.

He's built a crazy robot, Gigantico, that guards the place.

Good morning, freaks! Today, we'll raise hell!

The art of infiltration is about this one singular thing.

Believability.

Hey, teacher, you spelled it wrong!

Who said that?

I did.

If you yourself don't believe your character

you can easily...

...be seen right through.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Stephanie. Come on up.

Why me?

Are you a little coward?

Fine.

I know you're hiding something.

Now, it's time for me to find out what it is.

- Raise your hands. - What do you mean?

Raise your hands.

Let's start off simple.

- What is your name? - Stephanie.

For how long have you wanted to be a villain?

- Since I was little. - Lie.

You're sweating. Rookie infiltration mistake.

Raise your hands!

- But it hurts. - Up!

Raise them! Let's try again.

For how long have you wanted to be a villain?

A few years?

- She's telling the truth! - No, she's not.

Her pupils are constricted, like a liar's.

- Raise your hands. - But...

Are you a villain or do you work for the enemy?

Who are you, Ste... pha... nie...?

Ten, nine...

...eight, seven, six...

Answer!

Was that you?

If you're to attend Hero School, you have to learn some anger management.

You never were nor will ever be a hero. Your mom would be ashamed.

Holy cow on a roof! I didn't know you had such powers!

- What are you doing? - Do it again.

- What? - Set it on fire, like before.

No.

Maybe you need to be angry for it to work.

- Ow! You nincompoop! Why'd you do that? - Go on!

- No, it's not working. - Stop getting angry because you get angry.

Just be angry.

- What's up! - Move, freak!

- You lied to us. You're no villain. - Am too!

You're a traitor!

- What? Of course I'm a villain. - Prove it then. Or can't you?

Oh crap. Don't do it, Stephanie. Gigantico will kill you.

Today we have a special offer on baguettes.

Buy one, pay for three.

And for heaven's sake, don't miss our apples,

only 5,000 per kilo!

Gigantico! Gigantico! Gigantico!

Gigantico.

Turn around.

Oh crap!

What's in your pocket?

Some fresh fruit!

It's on sale.

Say hello to my little friend.

Gigantico.

Gigantico.

You won't get away.

You won't get away.

Gigantico has a butt of steel.

- Seriously? - Yes.

Terminate.

What?

Come!

- More. - Yes!

Chips!

Chips!

Holy crap...

Oh, shit!

- Bye, Gigantico. - Thank you.

The Villains vs. Heroes Tournament is drawing close.

It's time to reveal which of you will die... I mean compete for Villain School.

I will be revealing it on my

80-inch, ultra HD, 4K+ OLED TV!

Well... And the ones to receive this prestigious task are...

Waldemar and Nils! Just kidding. Stephanie!

- Yeah! - What the heck!

- Stephanie? I have to put my foot down. - Shut your trap, Illvar!

Are you the principal? You want to be principal?

- Then be the principal. - No...

- Maybe I could... - Forget it! You're not the principal.

You did a piss-poor job.

Well... You'll face tough opposition.

Hero School has chosen two very strong students.

You never were nor will ever be a hero. Your mother would be ashamed.

Wait for me! What are you doing?

- I need to know who took the crystal! - Why? You're basically king of school.

Wow!

And the V. It's important that you capture the V.

Yes! Principal Illvar...

A-K...

- I'm scared. - Maybe stay out here and stand guard.

What do I do if someone comes?

- Just say, "Someone's coming"? - Too obvious. What about a bird call?

- Fine. - What bird?

I don't know. A cockatoo?

Alright...

How do cockatoos sound?

Stephanie! Stephanie! Stephanie!

No!

Give it to me!

Go to sleep, you little shit!

- I have to handle this. - I want to go with you.

You're so brave. I love you.

"Do not press"? I'm pressing.

Door open.

Welcome, Fantastica.

SWEDEN'S PRIME MINISTER

VILLAIN OF VILLAINS

Cockatoo! Cockatoo!

Stephanie? Hello? Stephanie?

- Cockatoo! Cockatoo! Wake up. - Villain of villains.

- What? - Why are you here?

Sorry. I saw A-K leave and found you lying here.

I got scared.

Why are you raving on about the Villain of villains?

- I think she's alive. - What? That'd be crazy!

- She's working with A-K. - We've got to tell the principal.

Absolutely not. We don't know who to trust.

I know where the Villain of villains' lair is.

How do you know that?

Because... Never mind. It's not important. Listen.

If the Villain of villains gets the crystal, we're all doomed.

We have to stop them.

Wait a minute. "We" as in you, you and me?

You're right. We need help.

Executioner.

It's the principal's car.

- Executioner, can you drive? - Executioner, Executioner.

- I'll drive. - What?

I've played tons of GTA.

Okay...

Alright.

GANGSTA

Let go of my face!

- Everyone alright? - That was the coolest thing ever.

Oops.

Aren't these places full of lethal radiation?

It'll take forever to find anything in here.

Where's Sven?

Hello?

- Stephanie? - Yo. Psst!

- Down here. - Oh shit.

Oh shit!

- Who are you? - I'm your mom, dude.

Mom? What are you doing here?

You moron. No, I am Particle-Shunnon.

- Particle-Shunnan? - Particle-Shunnon.

- Particle-Shunnon. - Yes, Particle-Shunnon!

Since the power plant shut down, I've waited for someone to touch me.

Now, you are my slave.

With your help, I'm going to mess with the world!

Hey! Stop it! You got a death wish?

- No. - Then stop!

- Who are you talking to? - No one.

Exactly, no one.

Oh shit. They heard me, didn't they?

- Ew! - Right back at you, idiot.

Slave! Hold me closer to her.

Not that close! Right there.

You don't want to mess with me.

- Die! - I can't breathe.

- Where is the Villain of villains? - Don't know. Slave! Run!

- I'll strangle you! - Air!

- Where is she? - I don't know.

- Slave! Run! Quick! - I'm not your slave.

Ew, that's disgusting... What did you eat?

Tell us where she is or you're going up Executioner's butt!

- Executioner. - Please, not up the butt.

I don't know who you're talking about, but I saw activity in the smokestack.

I tried to get there but I have no legs.

The smokestack...

- How do I get rid of you? - Moron.

- Executioner? - No!

- Wait. - Oh shit.

- Hand sanitizer. - Please, not hand sanitizer!

Please, not that!

You may take my life, but can never take my freedom!

I love you.

Umm... Okay...

I gotta get to the smokestack.

Holy shit.

- Is the Villain of villains down there? - Executioner!

I don't know.

HEROES VS. VILLAINS TOURNAMENT

- Help me... - Someone's in the cage.

- Executioner! - Wait!

- A-K? Where is the Villain of villains? - Executioner.

We were to conquer the world together. She promised me vast powers.

But when she got the crystal, she discarded me.

What did she need the crystal for?

She has created the most powerful weapon in the world.

Combined with the crystal, the weapon gains terrifying powers.

With it, she's going to wipe out all villains and heroes,

and spread chaos and anarchy across the world.

- Stephanie... - Today, at the tournament...

- It's the tournament. - I told you so.

Damn! She's gonna use the weapon at the tournament.

- She's going to strike today. - It's today.

I told you so.

Executioner, take A-K to your old cell. We have work to do.

What? Wait... No! No, no, no!

No, no, no!

Stop it! Let me go! Get back here, you little shits!

Metamorfos! What's up? Care to comment?

How are you today? Great? See you around!

Testing, testing. Testicle 1. Testicle 2.

Testing, testing. Testicle 1. Testicle 2.

Perfect. Testicle. Testicle.

Look! There you are, Stephanie!

- Where the hell were you? - We gotta stop it.

- The Villain of villain is... - Focus! Or you'll face the torture cell.

- And you two, into the stands! - But she's right!

I'm this close to losing my shit, okay?

Into the stands! Shoo!

- You too. - Hey! Why aren't you listening?

We will crush them!

What the hell was that? Again.

That's my reaction.

Where have you been?

You've gone and become a villain? It suits you very well.

I so look forward to crushing you.

- A word? - Sure.

She has Metamorfos' crystal. She's planning an attack.

She's built a damn weapon.

We have to stop the tournament. Everyone is in danger.

Why should I trust you?

- You're a villain. - Not for real!

I'm just pretending, to find the crystal.

Oh!

That's... clever.

Get lost.

But... We have to stop the tournament and get everyone out.

- Why won't you listen. - I said go!

Fine.

Welcome to this grand tournament!

Villains vs. Heroes!

It will be decided with three events.

The first event: Nail dodgeball!

The second event: MMA!

Biting and kicks in the balls allowed, for those who have balls.

Right in the balls!

The third event, a real classic and thriller:

Thumb war!

Our referee is the reigning champion, Donald Thumb!

- Stop the tournament! We need to evacuate! - Hey!

- What's going on, Daddy? - I don't know.

This little coward is just scared to compete.

Easy, everyone!

You're embarrassing me in front of everyone!

Listen, our lives may be in danger.

Or do you just not want to compete for us villains?

Since you want to be a hero.

- What? - Just like mommy Fantastica.

What are you talking about?

I'm just pretending to be a villain. To find the crystal.

No... An infiltrator. That can't be true.

- Sorry... - Stephanie...

Why...?

Listen. The Villain of villains is planning to attack...

Honor your mother who gave her life for us instead of making stuff up!

The Villain of villains is dead. Everyone knows that.

You lying little traitor!

- You're hereby expelled. - But...

Furthermore... - Sword!

Actually, never mind. Charles, take her away!

- No! - Shoo!

- I'm telling the truth! - Shoo, Stephanie!

I promise you. Please. Let me go!

Screw you!

Honey!

Stephanie.

Hey! Stephanie, open the door.

Open the door.

Villain-villain.

Whose car is this?

- The principal's. - He lets you use it?

- Everyone's right. I'm a nobody. - No. Look...

That's not true. Absolutely not.

- You're amazing and I'm so proud... - Stop it!

It doesn't matter what I do. Everything is good enough for you.

You never challenge me. Not even with constructive criticism.

If you had pushed like Mom did, my powers would still work!

- You don't have any powers. - What are you talking about? I do!

When Mom was alive, I could lift balls, move chairs and stuff.

Why do you think it only worked when she was around?

- She was the one doing it. - Look, Mom!

- Look, Mom! - I'm looking.

- You're lying. - Look, honey... You're not her.

But you are you.

- You have to find your own way. - I hate you.

Get out.

I said get out!

Alright.

Here we go!

He turned into a sausage!

Surprise, motherfuckers.

Oh, bad word.

The villain of villains is back.

And yes, you saw correctly.

My dreadful weapon will turn you into...

...sausages.

Exactly what you pathetic little pigs deserve.

Oink, oink, oink.

Let the sausage feast begin!

Crap!

Dad! Dad!

- Dad! - She'll turn you into sausages! Run!

It's the Lizard Man. Open the door! The Villain of villains is out there.

Dad! Shit! Dad! Pelle-Buster!

Dad!

Sven! Rosmilda! And Kajsa...

Come on! There's a door over here!

- Come... - Run!

Are you scared of me?

- My mom's still in there! - It's all your fault!

We'll get them back. I promise.

"We"? I'm the only one here with superpowers.

You're just super freaks. We don't stand a chance.

Know what your problem is?

You've had your head so far up your ass that you don't know what freaks can do.

Sven and Rosmilda have the coolest superpowers ever.

They're the best friends ever.

If we can just drop the heroes vs. villains thing,

we can work as a team and defeat this gangster.

I trust you.

Well, I don't want to be turned into a chorizo.

Well?

Fine, Dork of all dorks. What's the plan?

Villains? Heroes?

They're all gone. No one can defeat me!

Hey, ratface!

You forgot about me, biatch.

Okay, listen. We need a video monitor and a camera.

A nasty little fish-faced freak...

- How fast can you be, Kajsa? - Fast enough.

You know what you have to do, Sven?

- Yes. - Okay. Let's go!

Beer, beer, beer! Cheers, cheers, cheers!

- I can't. I'm too scared. - Think of something that makes you happy.

Action!

What do you think you're gonna do?

Hasta la vista, fish-face.

Action! Sven, now!

Show me your happiest face. Go to your happiest place.

Check this out.

Wow, Sven. Quite the sixpack.

I know, baby. I know.

I'm getting hypnotized.

It's working!

Did you really think your pathetic tricks would work on me? Huh?

Turn into sausages now. Turn into sausages!

Move!

Flight control. Countdown confirmed.

...seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

Fire!

Target locked. Split. Three seconds to impact.

Three, two, one. Impact!

- Turn them back to people! - I don't know how it works!

So gross! You little pigs!

- There has to be a reverse button. - Come on!

- Give me that. I'll show you. - I'm trying!

She's coming!

Hold your breath!

Is she gone?

Pigs!

No!

I killed your mother.

Now it's your turn.

Stephanie!

Run!

- Sausage-four-eyes... - No!

No!

What do you want?

Well, hello there!

I don't know if you're brave or just stupid...

...just like your mom.

Are you ready...

- ...to face your destiny? - Never!

Ow! Let me go!

No one hurts my sister! But me!

Stephanie...

If there's a time for you to become a hero, it's now.

Bring it on.

Oh, no.

Pathetic!

- Holy crap! - Six arms.

You're no hero. You'll never be one.

Now you'll get a taste of six arms.

- Look, Mom! - I'm looking.

- Why'd you trick me? - I wanted you to keep trying.

- I don't have your powers. - No, not mine, but yours.

Why won't you listen to your dad?

Just dare to let them out.

- How? - You know how.

Close your eyes.

What do you feel?

I'm angry... that you're gone.

It's okay to be angry.

Don't hold back.

You have to find your own way.

...what becomes your villain superpower.

Just be angry.

Did you see? I died. Stephanie?

- What happened? - Is everyone alright?

You're... You're back!

And that's all thanks to me - Pelle-Buster!

I defeated the Villain of villains! I have her toe as proof!

I defeated...

Well... She helped a little bit.

- Dad! - My dear ones!

Stephanie!

Are you okay?

God, you're burning up.

Help! Can we get some help?

We need help over here!

- Hi, honey! - What happened?

You had a really bad fever, but it has subsided.

- Is everyone okay? - Yeah. Everyone's okay.

- All thanks to you. - And thanks to you as well.

You were right. I'm not her. I'm me.

- Daddy's little tootsie pants. - Don't call me that.

There...

It's nice to have you home.

She's here?

Executioner? Why the heck are you here?

Executioner, Executioner!

Your face! You got freaking owned, Stephanie!

Hey, Stephanie! It was the villains! They tied me up!

Stephanie!

Stephanie!

Stephanie? Come. Someone would like to meet you.

- Who the hell let you in here? - Shut your piehole.

Hi, Stephanie.

- You saved us all. - Yeah.

Just like your mom did.

And I want to welcome you to Hero School.

As soon as you've recovered.

We have a great new psychiatrist who can help you with your anger issues.

- Oh? Um... - Yeah.

But Stephanie... What...

- Oh... - Are you okay?

Have you thought this through? You'll get no third chance.

I can take a hint. Quiet!

Out!

WE WILL CRUSH THEM

WE WILL CRUSH

THEM

WE WILL CRUSH THEM

Psst! Psst!

- Who's there? Show yourself. - Down here, sister.

Who are you?

I'm your mom, moron. No, I'm Particle-Shunnon.

- Particle... - Particle-Shunnon.

- Particle... - Particle-Shunnon!

With your help, I will conquer the world.

Yes. Yes. Yes!

Subtitles: Rasmus Edlund TC:subtitling