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Hey, baby.

Wow, this guy is so annoying.

Hello, Mr. Director.

Don't try to call me Mr. Director.

Call me Germain, since no one can hear us.

You know, I really like you, Miss Paulette.

You interest me.

That's very kind of you, Mr. Germain. But excuse me, I have something on the

gas.

It's crazy how excited this girl is.

Max,

my dear, what happened?

You're hurt.

Two bastards beat me up and threw me in the gutter.

They took the money.

As a result, the company fired me.

It's not your fault.

They were two and they got you by surprise.

That's right. So you're going to explain that to the director, and he's going to

laugh for two seconds, I promise.

Finally.

It's life.

So you're so interested in this computer?

I love it, Mr. Director.

Stop calling me Mr. Director.

Well, you like this Max, but don't you see that he's not made for you?

All I know is that he's hanging out with Max, Max.

All right, we'll see about that tonight at the restaurant.

I'll take you downstairs, when the staff comes out.

Well, I talked about our case to the administrator, as well as to the

director-general. I think it could work out.

Oh, Mr. Director, I don't know how to thank you.

Well, it's simple. You spend the night with me, and we're out.

But, Mr. Director, Mr.

Germain, I don't love you.

I love you for two.

I don't send your guy back, so send me back to the elevator.

When Max will learn that, we'll tell each other everything.

Well, it will be your first lie.

You know, a lie is a guarantee of life for a couple.

Thank you.

Hello, Paulette? What do you know about far far to the truck?

Just watch it up.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm

okay.

Last night, you weren't very clear.

You wanted to climb Mount Parnassus by the north side. And you saw my address?

How? By a friend of yours, last night.

By the way, I don't have a home anymore. My fiancé added me. You can't host me

tonight.

C'est toi qui m'a piqué mon fric l'autre jour.

Hein, c'est toi ? Qu'est-ce qu'on a foutu ? Et il n'y a pas de mon patron,

Eduglo. Qui c'est ton patron ? Pas de même que le gars, Eduglo.

Comment ça, le même que le mien ? Exact.

Pour te virer, pour draguer facilement, ta nana, il me fallait un prétexte.

Ça ne tient pas de goût, ton histoire. Après, il a voulu me reprendre.

Alors, c'est qu'en pourtant, il a dû réussir à tirer ta nana.

C'est une évidence pour le restaurant.

You've got a nice head, my little Max.

Yeah, I've got a nice head.

When I was on duty, my nana slept with my old boss.

Ah, proof of love, my little Max.

Yeah. You know, when I think about it, I wonder if it's good for me that she did

that. She's so hot.

Jealousy, my little Max.

No, it's simpler.

I'm poor.

Germain has a lot of milk.

Paulette had to stop blubbering.

But in Hong Kong, there's no jealousy.

You have to come with me over there.

Why?

Your movie posters, Pardy. You'll find new models over there.

Beautiful little asses like mine.

Look.

I don't understand your story. How can you go to work in Hong Kong when you're

not even known here?

It has nothing to do, my dear, because there, my style pleases. I can't do

anything. You have a style, you?

Yes. In any case, you've been doing well since you've been picking up chicks.

I saw them, your Picasso in front of the Sinoches.

You must be fond of the Sinoncias, don't you? Yes, of course. Even when I tie my

pincers around the tail.

You're really obsessed.

You know, it's Soja who took me on a trip. There, her father, he's someone.

So... Ah, your Soja is starting to run me over, if you want to know.

You have her in your mouth.

Listen, you know very well that this girl is of no importance to me. We're

good friends, that's all.

As well as you are the one I love.

Of course.

Come on, a little smile.

So we're going to empty this bottle to the health of your future fiancées.

Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's it.

We're going to have a drink.

Come on now, I wish you good health.

Merry Christmas.

To the health of your fiancées.

Oh, that's nice.

Thank you for my uncle.

We're going to have another drink.

And you, are you going to have a drink?

To the health of everyone.

And now, we're going to end this evening at Merlin Plaza.

Maybe. Maybe not.

But first of all, I'd like to introduce you to Philippine.

Hello. And Manille.

Hello, Philippine. And Manille.

I don't want to go to Paris.

Life is beautiful in Hong Kong.

But if we get married, you'll stay here.

Pleasures are more varied than in France. Have you ever seen two girls

together?

Yeah, of course.

Cinoche. In the film of Michel Anthony, this is a maximum.

Yes, but in real life, never.

You mean they do that?

There, both of them?

Why not, if you like it?

It's pretty, you know.

Yes.

And you, you can masturbate by watching them.

Yeah, okay, but what are you going to do during this time?

You're going to watch TV?

So I'm going to tell this to Paulette.

Where have I been?

You should recognize the house.

You're in my bed with all your lovers tonight.

How can I do that?

It's crazy.

We'll be back.

It's because of that bullshit.

You made me drink last night. Probably drugs or something like that.

You know, my dear Kalalong, your pleasure as an informant costs me

dearly. It's not possible. I couldn't do that.

Yes.

And yet, on you, some drugs have a curious effect.

But we forgive you everything. You are so beautiful in pleasure.

If Max saw me... Yes, you wouldn't believe me so well.

Tomorrow we're leaving for Hong Kong.

We still have a few things to do there.

What do you mean, we're leaving?

Because you're my wife, you see.

I noticed that you had a short memory.

Probably the effect of the drug.

It's not my fault, I got used to it.

I was still under acid when we got married.

You know,

it's good for me here. Everything seems to work out for me.

It happens that I really roll under the control of posters.

And life is good. It's nice.

How did you find me? I'm a friend who works at the customs.

I talked to him about you, and I showed him some pictures.

Then I recognized you in the passers-by.

You came with Germain, didn't you?

I slept with him, Max.

Right now, I'm completely worried. Don't forget me.

Don't forget me. The main thing is that I found you and that you're here.

I still love you, you know.

Thank you.

You know him?

Of course I know you.

But... You came to see Max, but... Is it necessary?

You know I don't know anything about you, Miss.

My nephew told me a lot about you.

What do you mean, your nephew?

You mean Max is going to marry Soja?

But he married Adi.

Ah, I understand your pain, Miss.

That's why I don't think... I don't think it's necessary.

That you see again, Max.

He's an artist, and he now belongs to the whole world.

And to my niece, Hoja.

Look, I brought you some Malaysian newspapers. We don't really understand

what's written on them, but talk about me. And a photo, too.

Not too famous in Hong Kong.

It's always better than a fund-raiser in the Valois.

I'm happy for you, Max.

What do you mean, for me?

For us two?

You can get married here tomorrow, if you want. You get divorced with your

German, and Soja's uncle will fire you.

Oh, right, let's talk about this guy.

He's already taking you for his nephew.

Yeah, he's a bit crazy, this guy. From the start, he tells everyone.

But Soja never had the intention of marrying me.

We just slept together once or twice, but that's it.

Anyway, Max, I don't love you anymore. You don't make me any more effects. I

don't know why.

Anyway, right now, my head's full of smoke, and I think I'm going to go back

to France with German.

You still think about her?

Do you still love her?

I should never have left her alone with that son of a bitch.

Deep down, I had a little hope that you would end up forgetting her.

But don't feel guilty about her.

I wrote this game.

I don't know if I'll come back.

The causes of his illness are quite difficult to determine.

Probably the harmful effects of certain drugs, something like that. Yes, I heard

about it. It's his dear husband who made him take it. Well, for the moment,

there's only one thing to do.

Satisfy his least desire until the effect of this bullshit is stopped.

Go, bye.

Bye, doctor.

Yes,

hello?

It's me.

Okay, I'm coming.

I'm a bitch like we don't see a lot.

A real bitch.

I'm so good that I was brainwashed as president of the council by making them

spit as much brain as to fuck a geyser for a Canadian firefighter.

Je suis une vraie technicienne. Je vous transforme la queue en zippine.

I have to play the perfectionist.

Once I saw a guy in the street, superb.

He had a tail to make you dream and I never make a mistake.

A real elephant mistake without the defense in Ivoire.

But balls like cannonballs.

Avec un type comme lui, pas d'waterloo.

Quand il est venu dans un coin de la porte cochère, je lui ai sorti son gros

gland, une pastèque de dessin animé.

Ce fut mon soleil d'Austerlitz, et lui, ma colonne Vendôme.

He screamed so much that I exploded like an experience at Mururoa.

And when he played, I had a lot of shit on me.

And then I looked like a perverted woman.

For a wake-up call.

For a wake-up call.

Man, it looks like it's going to be crazy.

Don't worry, she knows what she learned in a porn book.

Besides, I think she saw it with her own eyes.

Whose book is it?

A well-known author who is hiding.

Anyway, you see, she's not that bad.

Max,

Germain, were you there?

Couldn't you kiss me both together?

Tell me, if it's not grumpy, what is it?

What do you want? The doctor said so. The slightest contradiction could create

a serious relapse.

All the same, both of them are my favorite little cats.

There are limits to the best, though.

No, more like his little cat.

Thank you

Uh-huh.

She got divorced with Germain.

It wasn't without harm.

He kept her with his fucking syrups.

How is she now?

She's better.

She found a job in the neighborhood.

She writes erotic books.

Does she still have those delusions?

It depends on the moment. Sometimes it's amazing, but it's the only possible and

reasonable intoxication. I mean, it's the doctors who say so.

My poor Max.

Don't you regret marrying her?

No, it's still Paulette.

I couldn't leave her in this state in France.

God knows... God knows where she would have landed.

I'm asking myself.

Tonight, I'll give you a little evening at my place. Will you come?

Yeah, why not?

It'll entertain her.

You know, she doesn't even know you.

Tonight,

my dear friends, I have the honor of having among us the famous novelist...

This is a passage from his book entitled, Women prefer the big ones.

Paulette Dubard.

They were four in front of the guerrilla of the barracks.

They had already all left their lodge. It was wonderful.

And they banded firmly.

I am all wet and warm when I think about it.

I was still all dressed up, but my panties stuck to the cat so much that I

wanted them to beat me all four together.

Vous ne pouvez pas savoir combien il est merveilleux et excitant d'avoir une

bonne queue dans le minou, pendant qu'un gland rouge et visqueux entre et ressort

dans la bouche.

Et quand vous branlez chaque main, une queue.

Alors je me suis déshabillée et ils m'ont fait mettre à genoux. J'aurais

voulu qu'ils me battent, qu'ils m'insultent, qu'ils me traitent de

salope, de pute, mais ils m'ont fourré leur grosse queue dans la bouche et je

les ai sucées.

Leur pine voyageait dans ma gorge plus rapidement que le TGV.

You know, I have a big mouth.

And I sometimes manage to suck them both.

Try, you'll see, it's thunder.

Suddenly, they started playing all four of them. I had them everywhere, on the

face, in the hair, on the breasts, everywhere.

I was covered in them.

But they were still banding, and they fucked me both together.

C'était trop gros, j'avais mal, mais je ne pouvais pas. Crier tellement la queue

du troisième était grosse dans ma bouche. Je me raccrochais désespérément

à celle du quatrième, mes chers amis.

Je m'arrête là car je sens que la crise s'annonce.

Je voudrais que mon mari ici présent se fasse baiser par quatre filles en même

temps. Est-ce possible ? Oui !

Oh, well, in that case.

But yes, let's see.

What do you have to say to your little wife, Paulette?

Isn't that my little Max?

Ah, that's not healthy.

You sleep.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, that's it.