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There you are. We still have so much time.

I'm only going in four days.

What are you doing?

I'm Stuart.

In the plane.

That's great.

Not so great either.

Are you like a pilot?

No, you know, I bring the people the food when we're up there in the air.

Unconvinced passengers.

I'm like a male stewardess. What does a stewardess do? She's a better waitress.

Only the place is in the air.

That's fun.

Well, I don't know.

Do you have anything to do with them? So then and when.

Are they all pretty?

Well, like one.

Hey, you!

What do you mean?

I mean, they might be different than me. Oh, just whining.

Have you ever fucked an airplane?

I don't work in the pump.

I imagine that's great.

Yes, that's incredibly great.

You know, I really envy you.

I don't know.

They're flying.

You know, I'm actually quite happy when I don't see the stupid whores of my

time. And what are you doing?

Oh, I'm grabbing a chicken like you.

What's that supposed to mean? Why am I a chicken? Because you're feeding me my

eggs.

I like chickens, honestly. You just can't always giggle so much. I'll try.

And not so loud. You might have some say in it.

You caramel bonbon.

A little snack?

Yes, I've been waiting so long for you.

Warum fangen wir denn nicht endlich damit an?

Aber wenn es jetzt losgeht, denkt bitte daran, nicht so viel Gackern, bitte.

Tell me, do you like my ass?

Yes, and if you take it apart and show it to me, one will go off right away.

Yes, I like that.

Don't you want to blow on it slowly? Blackie does everything.

Blackie does everything, then do it right away, yes?

And how would you like to have it? The other chickens have always taken it in

their mouth and latched a little on it.

And you think I do it as well as they do? And I want to tell you something.

I like you.

You make me incredibly cool. And you kiss better than me.

You're number one, honestly.

But you make one mistake, you talk too much. Sorry, I'm quiet now. Hopefully.

Oh.

Oh, no.

How are you?

Would you like something to drink?

Would you like something to drink?

I want something cold.

Oh, a coffee.

Okay.

How are you? Is everything all right?

I don't know.

Problems?

Not directly.

I mean...

Come on, talk.

I fell in love. What? You're a little crazy.

I feel the same way.

Yes, yes, it is.

Well, yes. Please don't stop.

The glass is reserved for someone.

But sure.

The cute little one is absent for a moment, isn't it? That's the way it is.

Well, what is it? Can you kiss her?

She's an angel.

Yes, an angel sometimes has to kiss.

I haven't tried it yet. Otherwise you would have been faster, my old man.

Yes, but that's something else. Are you insane or what?

These stinky farts.

Listen, I beg you. Oh, no, which of us has the word invented at all? You or me?

Where is my drink? There it is.

Would you rather do it with men now?

It's a colleague of mine. We work in the same company.

Could you introduce him to me, please?

Gerard.

Put it down.

Look over there.

I love you.

So is good, nicht bewegen!

Stop!

Wunderbar!

And, yes.

Yes, turn around, yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Hey, put it away.

In five days I'm back.

Will you stay true to me?

I'm going home now.

Lock me in there.

I have to fly now. They're not waiting for me.

Ciao. Bye.

Ciao, my little one.

Are you letting me drive? Sure.

Do you know what you are?

A female being, what else?

Well, I would rather call it a nut.

I'm just collecting my experiences.

From me, but not at the expense of Michelle.

Why not?

I don't think that's good.

You mess with me and you lead.

I fuck with you a little bit and Michelle is something for the heart.

But I'm calm.

I don't just want to punch.

I didn't even know that.

Well, then you know it now. It's better that way. Now I know what you did in the

two days.

Well, so be it.

And what are you going to do now?

You're awesome, aren't you? I asked you something.

I've already answered you. You're right, I want to fuck you. Then do it.

Spastum.

I'll get you some.

I'll get you some.

I want you to fuck me.

Fuck me.

You're fantastic, my little one.

You too.

Do you like the way I am?

Yes.

I have a present for you.

A present?

Yes, and it's from Allerfeind.

A black pearl.

God, thank you. I thought you'd run away.

Bravo, that's funny.

You don't really think it's good for me to be around all day, do you, Pfeife?

Well, come on.

I think you should relax a little too.

Relax? I think my pig is whining.

Stop whining. I brought you a present.

Ah, and where is it?

Down at the bar.

What is it?

Well, if you see it for the first time, you'll understand.

Now, okay?

Hello, is that the bar?

Say, is Mademoiselle Granger still down there?

She's at the swimming pool.

Would you please send someone and tell her she wants to come to room 38?

Thank you very much.

I'm sure you'll come at your own expense.

Well, wait and see.

Excuse me, you're expected at room 38.

That's right up there at the end.

You can go that way.

Thank you.

May I?

Oh,

with these boxes you only have trouble.

Either the chassis is not in order or the door is in the ass. And today it's a

engine. Such a mess is always bad for the passengers.

But for the crews it's not bad. Don't you think, Michel?

Oh, man, just a mess and no stars.

I don't know if we'll get away here again.

Eternal sun?

They say they don't know when it will continue.

They don't have the damn spare part in the warehouse.

48 hours of repair time. Yes, better wait here than in Paris.

Oh, yes.

And what are you going to do today?

Ach, ich mache nur eine Bräunungskur. Und heute Abend?

Noch habe ich nichts Besonderes vor. Und du?

Bin leider ausgebucht. Na, bitte.

Wartet sie auf dich?

Los, Sylvia, wicks.

Du bist keine Frau, die sich einfach in jemanden verliebt.

Wicks dich geil.

Du liebst nicht Michelle, das fühle ich doch. Du willst nur ficken, das willst

du. Los, wicks.

Mach dich fertig.

Ich will, dass du deine Beine ganz weit auseinanderhältst. Los, wicks,

deine verdammte futze.

Du gehörst einfach allen Männern, geile Sau. Ja, Gérard, red weiter.

Give me your hand and knead the eggs.

Yes, knead the eggs.

Oh, yeah.

Well, how are you? Fine.

Have you seen Sylvia?

You're lucky. I think she's gone shopping in town. And I don't know when

she'll be back.

Oh, that's stupid.

Well, it doesn't matter. Maybe you'll see her at some point. Ask me something

easier.

Well, goodbye.

Goodbye.

Tonight I'm giving out the food.

Well, what do you say? The big feast. That's a good idea.

Yes,

maybe you're hungry.

Your stomach is hanging between your knees.

I'll buy you the biggest plate with aphrodisiac, especially for you.

And then we'll all be terribly happy.

What are we going to do after dinner?

Oh, I know what.

There's a club. Maybe there's something going on.

Let's go.

Ha ha ha ha!

Have you seen a white woman here by any chance? Yes, yes, I think one just

passed by. Are you sure?

Yes, down there. There are all the boutiques where the whites shop.

Always the nose.

Ah, thank you.

Yes.

Yes, what is it, sweetheart?

Oh, excuse me, I thought you were someone else.

It's a nice change, isn't it?

No, no.

Not so bad.

You know, here in the city there is everything a man can only wish for.

I don't want an adventure.

Well, but maybe something special.

There is a very hot close combat club here. Top class.

Not far from here. It's called Mami Wata. Isn't that right?

No, I don't want to.

Oh, yes, I understand.

Then the village festival would be something for you tonight. Folklore.

We call it the festival of love.

Sylvia is certainly there.

Please? No, nothing.

Will you let me out?

Yes, please, sir.

How much

is it? 5.80, please.

Okay. Thank you.

I think it's nice that you're joining us, Josie.

It's just a shame that Blackie can't.

I think it's nice too.

Well, are you a member?

I'm a member.

And I'll bring the two of them with me tonight.

Let's go.

I'm very hungry.

Hello.

Me too.

Well, then let's go.

Would you like something to drink? Yes. A cocktail as an aperitif from the

house? Yes, I think that smells good.

And what is that?

Secret mixture.

A small refreshment of high percentages.

Careful, that burns a bit.

Santé. Mmm, it really burns.

It has to.

Also, bei mir geht schon der erste Schluck zwischen die Beine. Dank, weil

Sie heute Abend zum ersten Mal im Club sind. Immer alles machen, was Sie

wollen. Das finde ich aber interessant. Das nur nebenbei.

Noch ein Aperitif?

Oder? Sie trinken ja gar nichts. Ist alles im Preis mit drin.

Lasst euch gehen.

Immer alles tun, was Sie wollen.

Na los, gehen wir?

Ja, kommt.

Gehen wir rein. Wollen Sie nicht lieber vorher noch einen Cocktail haben, oder?

Nein, nein, nein. Vielen Dank.

Thank you. I'll take that with me. Have fun.

One moment, please.

Thank you.

Please.

Would you like something to drink?

For you, please.

Thank you.

No.

That's what I call service.

Very nice.

Come on, let's dance.

A moment.

So, bitte.

Bitteschön.

Kleinen Moment.

Bitteschön. Ja, danke. Danke. Reicht schon. Danke. Bitte.

Danke.

Prost.

Are the two guys married?

How should I know?

That's very strange.

You have to warm up first.

Thank you very much.

Cheers.

Oh.

Got me.

Hey,

what is it?

Der Laden kotzt mich an. Nun bleib doch erst mal sitzen.

So,

bitte.

Danke.

I'm incredibly helpless.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Would you like another snack?

Thank you, I'm already full.

Then have something to drink.

Huh? Huh?

Huh?

Yeah.

Okay.

Have you seen a white woman here?

Thank you.

What is it? Don't you like it?

Yes, of course.

What is it? Why is it so loud? Come here.

Thank you.

Come on, fuck me.

What, already?

Please, if it has to be.

Good.

So.

Oh my

God.

Oh, no.

Huh?

What is it?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

Let me go, Gerard.

You'll get enough sunflowers.

Let me go.

Go. Where are you going?

Oh, shit.

My dick. It pisses me off.

Ach, lass mich. Wo gehst du hin?

Ich weiß überhaupt nicht, was dich das angeht, du Pinscher. Auf Selbstmord

steht immer noch Todesstrafe. Oh nein, bist du witzig.

Komm, lass den Quatsch, gehen wir zurück. Nein.

Nun komm doch mit.

Nein. Denkst du etwa an Michel?

Ja. Mensch, na gut, ich rede mit ihm. Möchte ich nicht, lass mal lieber.

Ja, was erwartet dich denn bei ihm? Ein langweiliges Leben ohne Interessen, hm?

Er gibt mir eben mehr, damit basta.

Du musst doch den Verstand verloren haben. Was kann er dir denn bieten? Er

liebt mich, mehr will ich nicht.

Das ist doch wohl nicht dein Ernst. Mach dich weg.

You're not doing it right anymore.

I

can

tell you, this is a rat. It's so stupid, you can't stand it.

Just calm down.

A woman like her always does what comes to her mind.

Yes. Well, kiss me.

Ha ha ha.

Hey, Sylvia!

Finally.

I've been looking for you everywhere, Sylvia.

Hold on tight.