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Come on!

You alright buddy?

How's the football going?

Eh? They winning yeah? They winning?

Yeah, yeah but I'm nervous.

They're rubbish!

You know they're rubbish.

You haven't ate all the pizza have you?

You fat bastard! You ate all the pizza man!

Fuck you.

Stupid game.

I don't know why you fucking watch this.

So stupid.

So annoying.

Can't play a proper sport like rugby or something.

Jesus.

I love this one.

It's supposed to be so much fun!

Fuck's sake, you really did eat all the fucking pizza!

They're shitting about all the pizza.

Oh, it's funny.

They piss themselves.

Oh, Michael, they've scored again.

You're missing it.

Oh, it's so funny.

So you're telling me now.

It's got superpowers.

So, you think maybe I'm not a witch?

Well, I suppose you've got all the get-up, but... I'll have to see it.

I'll have to try to believe it, to be honest.

But, okay.

If you say so.

Invictus Maria Tainus.

Invictus Mariae Deus.

So,

with this bottle, you can stop time.

But be careful.

It's not forever.

Don't you dare to trade.

Right.

But be careful.

It could be very dangerous.

Use it wisely.

Sure, I'll go rob a bank or something.

Right, anyway, so it's just my soul, yeah?

Go on, go on. Hey, Michael, it's three.

It's three nil now. You've just missed two.

Oh, brilliant.

That was funny.

How childish you are.

You wasted everything.

Now it's time to bring me back my power.

You?

Now it's time to give it to me.

You know what I mean.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, so you don't see?

Let me show you.

on YouTube.

Your own powers and you didn't.

I'm so not giving you this back.

Oh, this is great.

Michael's going to be wetting himself for fucking years.

Look at you.

And whatever magic you've got.

Do you want this back?

Do you want to take it?

Are you going to take it? Come on, come on, take it.

Take it?

Come on, you want to take it, don't you?

Aww, you bet you can't.

This is so fun.

Oh, you are so stupid.

You really think I've used all this up?

Now, you know, I've still got like half a bottle left, so... Maybe me and you...

Can have some fun!

Yes!

Didn't you like that?

So good.

Why don't you look at me?

Quite cute really, aren't you? Very, very cute, aren't you?

No.

Mm.

Mmm Mmm

Fuck! Why is it so fast?

Oh.

Perfect timing.

everything you need let you free let you go