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Ah, Chicken farming.

It's an honest living, especially for those who live in the rural state of Iowa.

However, in the summer of 1999, the chicken farming

community would soon be turned into a horror movie.

Peter Fowt was your ordinary chicken farming

community would soon be turned into a horror movie.

loved his wife and played strip poker on the weekends with all of his male friends.

But one night, after a very heterosexual game to strip

poker, Peter would return home to discover the worst.

Peter's wife, Betty, was caught sleeping with the farm's rooster.

The truth was too much to bear, and Peter snapped.

I'm here.

Oh.

Oh,

Peter murdered his wife, the rooster, and all 127 chickens on the farm.

It was a massacre.

Betty's body was discovered a few days later.

However, as for Peter Fowel and his 127 chickens, not a trace was found.

What happened to Peter Fowel?

However, as for Peter Fowel and his 127 chickens, not a trace was found.

What happened to Peter Fowel?

What happened to the chickens?

Some believe Peter took the chickens and fled to the forest.

A man could easily live on those many chickens for years.

Others believe Peter ate all of the chickens the night he murdered

his wife, turning him into a half-man half-chicken hybrid.

Both of these theories are very likely to be true.

Which is why we are here today.

day.

My name is Jeffrey Jeremiah Johnson, and I'm here to discover the

truth on what happened to Peter Val, aka Manchikin, aka The Cock.

With the help of my trusty cameraman, maximum Matthew

Johnson, we will for sure figure out this mystery.

So join us on the adventure of a lifetime.

Join us on the hunt for manchicken.

On summer night in a farm in town in 1999, Old

Peter Fowl and his pals were having a gay old time.

They played a game of poker and stripped down to their wares.

We swear they were all head or rote twas for love in the air.

know what awaited him that night.

He went on the bay, but the bedroom door was locked.

He pushed me shut up till it came down, she was making love to the rooster.

Well, Peter snapped and lost his shit, and he murdered his dear wife, Well, Peter snapped and lost his

ship and he murdered his dear wife, then he went out to the goo- and then did all the chickens' lies.

killed that rooster, master, and all the other hens.

Then he fled into the forest and devoured his chicken friends.

At least that's what the lid says, and this is why I'm picking.

His Peter Fausto, but a man, or his evil magic in you.

in the bathroom?

acting like it's the first time or something.

You know what?

Semantics.

I'm trying to...

I'm trying to show you what I want to do with my life, okay?

Like this man-chicken thing.

I mean, I can't even believe I haven't heard of it before.

It's fascinating and the fact that nobody has ever gotten crucial

evidence or even a picture of this creature, is mind-boggling me.

And like, I mean, come on, it can be that hard.

It's like, we live pretty close by to where the legend takes place.

The forest is, it's not that big, you know, how long could it be?

And thirdly, we got a camera, we just go into the

woods, we filmed mad chicken, become millionaires.

I say it's a win-win for me you know I don't know what you're being I'm making a big deal out or anything like that it's pretty stupid that's what it is okay it's not stupid all right this is just like

how you thought about with the all the other conspiracy theories that I enjoy talking about like like the like the pig people in Wisconsin of course I didn't believe in the pig people in Wisconsin.

that with you look all right you know what about this man chicken believers okay here we go compilation all right how about this you're the true believers of the man chicken legend so why don't you just watch this and then afterwards I dare you I dare you I dare you that man chicken is not real okay so let's just let the believers open your mind a little bit okay check this out you can't tell me it's no man chicken I've

seen him I was out nothing much you my cousin Earl I heard some rust from outdoor other sides of the trees showing up Berrywood big his life and twice is ugly it was man chicken I tell you man chicken yes he does exist he's got big beak and you'll poke your eyes out I don't even know what man chicken is supposed to be I feel like it's a scariest fucking thing to picture a human man chicken that sounds scary as fuck.

Okay all I'm saying is I believe in man chicken.

Okay well I'm saying that it's something of nightmares.

Okay look and here here's why all right we already have

confirmed reports of giant spiders out in prosperity.

I have heard rumors about magical evil bongs and not

to mention that giant flying wasp over Mount Fuji.

I really want to go back to the magical evil bongs but okay fine yeah sure.

This is not this there is no reason if you can believe in Bigfoot and

Lochness, there is absolutely no reason to not believe in manchicken.

Nobody believes in that.

The Bigfoot of Lochness or Manchicken.

All of it.

I believe in Manchicken.

Hashtag Believe Him in Manchicken.

He left with 127 chickens.

That wasn't an accident.

Numbers have meaning.

And 127 specifically represents independence, aloneness, and expl explanation.

exploration.

What could be a more independent move than to cut all ties to the people you know and love going so

far as to murder your own wife to then explore a new way of life into the woods never to be seen again?

And a lowness?

Who could feel more alone than a being that is so unlike anything else on this planet?

Hey guys, Maria Schingle, again.

Well, the feds found me.

Because of all the chicken man uproar, I had to have my

car checked for bugs, but I tested the wrong mechanic.

Feds found me and he locked me up but I got away because I am resilient and

I am a fighter and I will keep fighting for the awareness of chicken man.

He's literally everywhere.

I don't know how you guys trails from the plains, which we need to ban all plains and I'm not going to stop until all plains are banned

because of the ken trails creating creatures like this, that are sucking the blood from our children because that makes them live forever.

How are you still so blind to all this?

Blind sheep.

I'm not stopping.

I know the feds are coming for me for spreading all the awareness on this.

I broke into somebody's apartment to hide from the feds.

I'm leaving this note here on their wall, so they know the chicken man is here.

And they hopefully will take a stance too.

And also, because I have to hide my identity, I'm going to shave my head.

So hopefully no one recognizes me.

If you don't hear from me in 48 hours, I'm

probably dead, or the feds have got me again.

In such case, you guys need to come for me.

But until then, no, he is alive.

He is alive.

He is alive.

He is alive.

well and he is coming to eat your children.

No!

Are you a fed?

You're a fed?

Get out my family!

Freezy kids!

Manchicken.

I summon you back from isolation.

Come to me and we will bring the world to its knees.

Men Chicken.

I summon you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now tell me after saying that.

That you still don't believe in Man Chicken.

Oh, I believe.

I believe this is exactly why.

Your girlfriend dumped your ass.

You know why?

Because you're a loser.

Why would you?

That's so unnecessary.

Like, that just... Well, hey, you know what's even better?

I follow her on social media?

It's like, check this out.

Like... Why would you follow my ex-girlfriend on social media?

Check this out.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it is, look at this.

Check it out, check it out.

Stop being stupid.

Wait, what is that?

Hey there, friends and fans.

Cindy Boom Boom here.

With a relationship update you are not going to believe.

Make sure you like and subscribe to get caught up on all the juicy drama.

Anyway, back to the dish bag at hand.

He might be wondering why I'm in this random alley, in front

of this random building which just happens to be a mote out.

Because I know that motherfucker is cheating on me.

And you are going to help me catch him.

Right here, right now, in front of everyone.

That cheating bastard never stood a chance.

Let's go.

I knew it.

I knew it.

I knew it.

We're in a kitchen area right now.

Jeffrey, Jeremiah, John, I know you're in there.

And to the store, I know.

I know you're in there.

Where's she out?

I know you have her in here.

Let me see.

Is she in the bed?

Where's she in the bed?

Where is she in the bed?

Where is she, Jeffrey?

What?

I saw you.

Why else would you be in a motel unless you were cheating on me?

What the phone?

Where's the light?

Absolutely ridiculous.

Aha!

You're so fucking looking at you.

Where is she?

Where's the fucking skate you're hiding?

Where's she, Jeffrey?

I fucking know she's in here.

Where are you at, bitch?

Come on out.

What the fuck?

Hey!

Hey!

Sure the foot?

Yeah, yeah we're live.

We're going, we're catching you in the fucking ass.

Where's your, your mistress?

You're cheating on me.

What are you talking about?

You're cheating on me.

You're in a motel.

A seedy motel.

It's not bad.

It.

What are you doing here?.

.

Did you order a hooker?

No.

Is there a hooker here?

What in the actual?

This is absolutely disgusting.

Why would you think I have to cheat on you?

You're my girlfriend.

I like you.

There's no one here.

You're explaining nothing.

You're in a motel.

What are you?

You're my girlfriend.

I like you.

There's no one here.

You're explaining nothing.

You're in a motel.

What are you?

You're yelling at me.

Well, oh, oh, look at this pathetic motherfucker think he's going to pull one on me.

Where's she at?

Where's the skank?

There's no one here.

Where's the skank?

There's no one here.

There's no one here.

I know she's in here.

Where'd you hide her?

Where'd you hide her?

Where'd you hide her?

There's no one here.

Is there a fucking prostitute in here?

No, what are you talking about?

Why would I have a prostitute?

You're my girlfriend.

Really?

Then why are you in a motel room with a skank?

What are you doing?

Do not lie to me.

Do not lie to them.

Okay, you want the truth?

Yeah, we want the truth.

Okay, well, I was going to surprise you for love.

This hotel room?

No, not the hotel.

I was meeting someone here, not like that, not like that.

I met this guy online, not like that.

I met this guy online, not like that.

And he met me here because he got me a good deal on some Bigfoot hair.

What are you talking about?

Bigfoot hair.

What are you talking about?

Bigfoot hair.

He's lost his mind.

He's lost his ever-loving mind.

Bigfoot hair?

It's right there.

The fuck?

I've lost my mind.

The fuck is this.

I got a good deal too.

This is a pubes!

These are pubes!

These are pubes!

Those are definitely pubes!

Oh, it's not a few foot hair.

How much should you pay for that?

You paid for that?

Yeah!

Are you serious?

I got a good deal too.

Oh my God.

I can't, I can't.

That is... possibly not be Bigfoot air.

We live in Iowa, there is no possible way.

There is a Bigfoot here in Iowa.

What are you saying he lied to me?

Yes, I'm saying he liked you.

You're saying people online.

Oh, yes, he's sold you his fucking pubes.

Dude, I can't take, I can't take the werewolf teeth.

I can't take the leprokon toe nails I can't take the lizard slime I don't I can't keep track of everything that you do all I know is I can't do with you and your tiny micro penis anymore this is

over three inches is over it's over it's over it's micro it's micro it's Make sure you like share and subscribe for more makeup tips tomorrow and see what my next relationship journey will entail.

I'm still here.

Yeah, that's a great breakup video is and I let the thumbs up and everything.

You know what, I'm not, no, I'm not dealing with that.

It's, it's, it's in the past, it's like, you

know what, I'm not, I'm not dealing with that.

It's in the past, it's like, we broke up, it's fine.

She can do whatever she wants her social media.

It's her social media.

I'm going to move forward now.

I don't eat her.

I have a man chicken now.

Yeah, it's like, that's what I'm focusing on, okay?

I already spend enough money on this documentary

already, so that's what I'm focusing on.

And what do you mean money?

You don't have any money?

Money, you're talking about money.

Uh, what do you mean?

Just like, you know, rent's coming up and everything?

I didn't say anything about money.

You clearly said something about money.

How much money did you spend?

How much?

How much?.

$500?

$500?

$500.

dollars on this stuff stop stop stop Jesus we're family we're family I don't care about this conspiracy stuff we have red sets coming up yeah I know and once we get man chicken footage I will have rent money plus more just let's rent money plus more just like I'm

not doing this stuff with you just like what do you mean not doing this stuff I'm not gonna do this stuff with you you need to get out of here just

like this isn't even your camera this is my camera you know what what are you doing I'm taking this camera this is mine Just being irrational right now.

Just get back in here.

Just please.

Fine.

So high strong.

All right, now, look, I know this is sounding crazy and stuff

like this, but there's a lot of money in these conspiracies.

You're things, okay?

Have you seen like those urban legend shows and stuff like that?

But, but there's a lot of money in these conspiracies, you're things, okay?

Have you seen like those urban legend shows and stuff like that?

Well, there you go.

We get some footage and we sell it to one of those networks, make

some money, and then pay rent and all that stuff and, you know.

Pay just rent time.

I'm not even going to get paid for it?

Well, I mean, no, it's...

Can you start scratching your balls and talk to me?

It's it's it's itching.

I'm sorry, it's... Look, look, let's...

I know I'm not the best person or clearly, but all right, that's...

But I just need some help, right?

Can you just help me, please?

It's that time of week again, time to get fucked up, time to get pissed drunk,

walk through the door, eight bitches on the floor, got a bottle in hand.

Let mead, need blood flow to the shrimp.

See a girl with a little step in her skin.

Said her name is Molly Pig Tails and all.

Imagine her mouth with the massive slong.

I'm getting turned on, with my heart on.

Take the scene somewhere obscene to where I'm seen.

You know what I mean.

real quick but the busted nut bitch.

Oh shit.

I came in her face.

A game in her face.

Seaman all over the place.

MOC.

My over conscience.

beliefs are just nonsense.

tell me that you don't believe in any conspiracy theories?

No.

Bigfoot.

Nope.

Uh, uh, Lockness Monster.

No, I do not believe.

aliens.

Nope.

All right, one I know you're just fucking with me because, okay, I can, I can kind of understand the people people, I can kind

of understand the people being skeptic, I guess, towards Lochness and everything, you know, I can kind of understand the, uh,

people being skeptic, I guess, towards Loch Ness and everything, you know.

But aliens, no, you're just, you're just fucking with me.

No, that's, no.

And, no, I mean, Area 51, the, the, the pictures, the, little green, little gray men, you don't believe,

yeah, okay, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm the, yeah, I'm the, yeah, I'm the crazy one of this situation, Okay.

Yeah, you are.

This whole crowd of people.

They all parked there.

Everyone's trying to find me and chicken.

Oh my God.

You're mocking the situation, aren't you?

No, definitely not.

We're going to find manchicken.

Yeah, yeah, we are.

that tone, but yes.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, and just stopped ahead.

Right across that bridge is where manchicken lives.

Oh, you know what, actually, um, could you like

a pull over, I want to do like an intro thing.

So... We're going straight to the woods.

No, we can just pull over right here in this gas station.

No, we can...

dude, dude... lives a legendary manchicken.

And today, me and my cameraman are going to describe the truth.

You know, for decades, this legend has lived on inside this town.

And today, we are going to...

Hey, do you mind?

Can you just focus, please, like, I know you don't want to...

Hey, like, do you mind, like, can you just

focus please, like, I know you don't want to...

You think you're pretty funny, don't you?

I can't do this.

We are now in the woods of the legendary man chicken.

You feel that?

So, today, we're going to go in these woods.

Now there's been stories about some sort of chicken din where the man

chicken likes to hibernate during this time of year and we're gonna find it.

So join us today and discover the mysteries with us.

one of those documentaries where we don't find anything is it?

You're a very negative person.

All right, it's...

All right, we...

I showed you the footage, okay?

This thing is real, all right?

It's not some sort of hocus, kind of thing, all right?

This is real.

We just got to find it.

Okay, this is it... what do you think you're doing right now?

You think we're shooting like some sort of shitty B-movie found

footage film where we just film ourselves walking for 90 minutes?

Like, come on.

Wait, is that the main chicken?

Oh, wait.

No, it's a squirrel.

All right, let's keep looking.

There's a lot of sticks out here.

Oh man, you see that?

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Looks like lightning or something struck this tree.

It looks pretty dangerous.

Could fall in any second.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, I heard that manchicken's pretty

strong enough to where they can knock down trees.

So, are you serious right now?

Don't underestimate the strength of a manchicken.

It's how you get in trouble.

How I get in trouble with what?

Manchicken?

Yeah..

Keep going.

Man, can we hurry up?

It's getting cold.

It's not even that cold.

All right, well, do you even have a plan to catch this thing?

Yeah, I got a plan.

I think I'm just like some sort of stupid head.

Just pass me the backpack.

All right.

You want to know my plan?

Here's some plan.

And honestly, I don't know why people thought

this before, because it's pretty goddamn genius.

All right, so let me ask you something.

What do chickens and humans both enjoy?

For what?

They both enjoy.

You ready for this?

ready for this?

bread..

What we're going to do?

We're going to lay this spread out.

We're going to wait for manchicken to come get it.

We're going to film them.

And then we're going to be millionaires.

It's really that simple.

He is so stupid.

You think bread is going to capture a man chicken.

Yeah..

Have you ever seen people feeding birds out in like the park and stuff?

Well, they feed them.

Bread.

What do people like?

Sandwiches.

What are sandwiches made with?

Bread.

This is good.

I know what I'm doing.

I'm a genius.

Fuck you.

We're doing this.

So, we're gonna...

What's gonna... We're just gonna... We're gonna take this... Here.

Open it.

No, I got to open it for you too, huh?

God, you're so useless.

Can't find a man chicken.

Can't open a bag of bread.

Here you go.

Okay, we are going to find the man chicken.

You need to quit being such a negative Nancy.

And honestly, dude, you just need to get all the way off of my

dick, because, quite frankly, you are going to look pretty stupid.

at the end of day when you realize that this is going to work.

Grab the stuff.

Grab the stuff.

Grab the stuff.

The bait is there.

Grab their other bread too.

Oh Jesus Christ.

Now, we're just going to wait and we're going to fill my chicken.

Let's go.

So we had the bait now we just got away from mentioning to arrive and

we will all see the legend revealed so all we gotta do now is wait

any minute now any minute now.

April have you heard the urban legend about Peter Fowl by any chance yeah okay you heard the man caught his wife having love making love to a rooster and the urban legend is he killed all of the chickens and did you hear that there is a high potentiality that he is a

chicken man like he went off to become a chicken man yes I've heard the myth do you believe these myths no no April there have been numerous sightings in that area of that creature do you really believe I believe it I believe it stuff and I believe in the man chicken.

Who's they?

They, they.

The government, the various members of the media.

Listen.

Do you believe in Bigfoot?

I do to a degree because the thing is it's an animal.

It looks like the natural progression of man and ape.

And yeah, apparently, so for the audience that doesn't know, Peter foul was a gentleman who had a wife who had a wife, named Betty and he one day unfortunately caught his wife making love to a rooster making love

making love and he went so nuts he killed Betty they found Betty later and then he disappeared with a hundred twenty seven chickens for Betty yes and people think that he is the man chicken but you are skeptical.

That's ridiculous.

Well, April, you are one of the more intelligent, intuitive people I know, but

you seemed a little, you seem a little closed off to this idea of the manchipp.

I mean, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, maybe.

But a manchicken, it just, I can't picture it.

Like, that's just impossible.

Like how you just grow feathers.

And you just grow a beak?

Okay, but bear with my reasoning here.

You.

You look at dinosaur.

You.

You.

You.

You.

You look.

You look.

You look.

You look.

You look at dinosaur.

You look at a.

You look.

bones, right?

And then you look at chicken bones.

They've evolved into chickens.

You look at a chicken, it's a little dinosaur.

Yeah.

You know?

So what if man chicken was the next step?

Like Okay, like what would he even look like?

Like with a, he would have a beak.

He's, did he shrink?

Well, no, no, no, what, well, that's the thing, that's a good question.

This chicken man, I believe, is, is thought to be of human proportions.

And you asked a very good question, what does he look like?

His be like, he'd be like, he'd beak.

I didn't say that okay okay okay yeah I feel I feel you but so because you don't believe in the man chicken do you not fear the man chicken I fear the man chicken no I'm not like staying up late at night worrying

about the man chicken oh but Sasquatch and whatnot that in Loch Ness that's We're gonna get to the bottom of this and we're gonna we're gonna really get to the bottom of this man-chicken fiasco after these words

We're so close.

We're so close.

I mean, we're in the woods.

There are animals out here.

Anyone could eat that?

Oh yeah?

What animal doesn't eat the crust?

Huh?

Yeah, I got to say there.

Yeah, look at that.

Only the crust.

Who would take off the crust?

What animal?

Manchicken?

Yeah, I got to say there.

See?

See, we're close.

We're close and you just can't admit that I actually knew what I was talking about right there

evidence there you don't like it yeah suck my penis here chicken we're coming for you all

right we need to stop for a minute because we have been walking around

these woods aimlessly just randomly walking in random directions.

All right we need to stop for a minute found

shit and you're not even paying me for this.

Okay first off attitude.

Secondly I told you once we get the footage we become millionaires and then I pay you.

Oh millionaires well I'm sure.

All right there's no need for that that's just that's just mean.

All right you just this is filmmaking okay all

right you all right you should know this by now.

It's not my fault that you're just a little little whiny baby.

All right, whatever.

You can keep going if you want.

I'm taking a break.

See how far you get without your cameraman there, big guy.

Where you going?

Hey, I'm taking a rest.

I'm taking a rest.

I'm taking a rest.

I'm taking a rest.

I'm tired of this shit!

I'm tired of this shit!

Taking up rest.

All right, let's keep filming.

Jeff?

Where'd you go?

Jeff!

Where'd you go?

Jeff!

Jeff, can you hear me?

Jeff, where are you?

Jeff, where are you?

Jeff?

Jeff, I'm coming.

Go, what the hell, Jeff?

Oh, what the hell, Jeff?

Jesus, man.

I thought you were in trouble, how are you screaming?

No, I was just taking a poop.

Why are you screaming that loudly?

What's wrong?

Because I don't have a lot of fire my diet, okay?

Get off my back!

We didn't bring toilet paper though.

Yeah, I know.

Well, then how did you?

Pine cones.

Let's get looking for a man chicken.

Weird, weirdo?

What are you doing?

film some nature shots.

Looks more like filler to me.

Like, seriously, dude, we only have so much memory on that camera.

Like, we need to say that for Manchikin.

Like, let's go.

What's going around?

No, I'm serious, yeah.

It felt like a dog head was coming out of there or something.

God, you are disgusting.

I'm just being honest.

What?

Oh my God.

Get out of my wife!

Jesus Christ!

What?

Man chicken?

You think this is man chicken?

How can it not be?

There's feathers and... Oh!

There's an egg!... you know, could have fell out of a bird's neck...

that's from this tree.

I'm not here in your negativity anymore.

This is clearly, the feathers match what has been documented before.

Egg right there.

Chickens don't lay in trees.

This is clearly, like, yeah.

Then he... Okay, hey, hey, what?.

Let me...

for you p brains what happened here I know exactly what happened please do enlighten me all right well here we go all

right man chicken here I am oh I got a little scratch my back you see little scratch scratch you get it and then Pa!

Then he walked off and boom!

How very amusing!

What else could it be?

This is it, we're close, we're close to the din.

I can tell.

See, I told you, like, this is all evidence and...

You're going to feel really stupid when we get to that din.

I can tell.

Yeah, I'm totally sure.

I'm going to feel stupid.

This whole thing is stupid.

What more evidence do you need?

Look, there's the egg.

There's the egg.

There's the egg.

Okay?

Yeah, I see an egg, but I don't see no man chicken.

But we're close.

I'm sure we're close.

Dude, this is evidence.

Like, what else do you need?

There's the egg.

There's the egg.

Like, you know what, you need to be in so negative, okay?

Because this is good.

We're getting close.

We're going to find the din and you just quit being a little bitch, all right?

I need quit being a little bitch.

Yeah, you need to quit being a little bitch.

Yeah, you need to put me a little bitch.

Bitch.

I mean, that's what I think about it.

Look at your bitch ass face.

Why would you do that?

Because there's no man chicken.

There was no reason for that.

You just destroyed what could have been the population of the man chicken and...

You fuck you!

Let me look at my heart right here.

Oh, your art.

OK, yeah, it's real fucking funny.

Oh, look at that.

Yeah, just...

I'm proud of that.

That's the most productive thing we have done since we've been out here.

Yeah, just keep recording yourself being a dick.

I will.

Yeah, you are.

Because what you're doing is doing.

You're being a dick.

You're just being negative.

And you know what?

All this negativity and shit talking to me, you're going to me.

You're going to regret it one day.

You're going to regret it.

Listen, do I think it's real?

No, absolutely not.

But I can tell you that a lot of my girlfriends

who read Bigfoot porn are hoping it is.

Of course the idea of man chicken is preposterous.

Basic biology will tell you that man being a mammal and chicken being

a bird, they cannot interbreed, so such a creature would be impossible.

My name is a good joke.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a duck?

Nothing because they can't do bleed.

Ha ha ha!

Okay, whatever.

It doesn't matter.

It's not real.

I mean, everyone was talking about it after all those teenagers had that

really good, you know, I mean, after I smoke anything like that, I...

I mean, after someone would partake in an adult, you know, I mean, after

I mean, I mean, after I mean, I've never done it so I wouldn't know.

A man chicken.

A man chicken.

That doesn't make any sense.

It's absolutely fucking stupid.

And if you believe in that, you must have

the tiniest micro penis in the entire world.

What the hell?

now.

I'm tired of entertaining this delusion of yours.

There is no such thing as Man Chicken.

So you need to get your life together and do it far away from me.

Because I'm done with this.

So when we get back, your ass is out.

Just I'm done.

Jeff, where did you go this time?

Your ass is out.

Damn it, Jeff!

What the hell was that?

Jeff?

Jack!

Jack!

Oh my God just get this camera off me.

Matt!

Yeah!

Where do you go?

God damn it, Jeff!

Yeah, God damn, how do I keep losing this guy?

He's in crutches, for God's sakes.

Can't get to there.

God,

branches, for God's sakes.

Can't get there.

All right.

All right.

Jeff ran off again.

Can't find him.

Okay, where did you go, Jeff?

Where did you go?

Oh, there you are.

Jeff.

What are you doing?

You're just laying in the middle of the trail?

What are you doing??

Just leave you here to die.

You're being really weird.

Just look at, why is your, you have your face all covered and everything.

Don't touch me.

Why are you covered up like that?

What are you?

What's wrong?

Because I don't want to see the world anymore.

You don't want to see the world anymore.

You're being really weird.

What's the point?

What's the point?

Yeah, what's the point?

Yeah, what's the point?

My girlfriend left me.

I have no money.

My own brother thinks I'm a loser.

Well, you're not wrong there.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah.

We just...

What's the point anymore?

It's just...

Nobody believes me about anything.

It's just...

It's really hard.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You don't feel like that man.

Just... I know I'm hard on you at times, and I still

don't believe in this man-chicken thing, but...

You're my brother man.

Just, I can't have you laying on the ground like this.

Just, I can't, I can't just leave you like this, just, just, come on, get up, just like we can, we can still look around,

just we can look around for a bit longer, see if we can find him, because I'm willing to do that much for you, come on.

Really?

Yes, really.

Is he going to get up?

Is he going to get up?

I have to poop again.

All right, watch over the dog here.

I don't want you to trip on it.

Whatever.

Man, you got to keep your head up.

Just, I know we didn't find man chicken out here like you were wanting to.

But hey, that's okay.

You got to think of this forest like a needle in a haystack, right?

Like it's nearly impossible to find.

You got a point there.

It's...

Yeah, this is a pretty big forest.

Maybe I just overhiked myself a bit, you know, it's...

I guess it would be kind of impossible to find...

Oh my god.

The man chicken.

The chicken.

What the fuck?

I've fucking told you.

I fucking told you.

Aye, calm down, calm down.

Come to, fuck you!

Hey hey!

This is the bad chicken!

And I found...

Oh, I'm going to be so rich.

I would buy a pool, I would buy two poles.

I was right, and you were wrong.

and dig in.

Fuck you mom!

I was right and you were wrong!

God!

Max!

You're all right?

Yeah, just...

I'm caught in a thorn bush, I think, my hood's stuck too.

Okay, uh, you would deal with that.

I'm going to go after the handshake and make sure... What do you deal with, help me?

I'm stuck!

Jeff!

Jeff, where'd you go?

I guess I'll go this way.

I guess I'll go this way.

See if I can find him.

Jeff, wait up!

God damn it, Jeff, I'm getting stuck again.

I'll be there a bit!

Jeff, Jeff?

Jeff!

Oh my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Jeff!

Yeah, where is he?

I can't find my way to you!

I can't find my way to you!

Ah, what the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Holy shit.

It actually is a fucking man chicken.

Shit.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Oh!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh shit.

You're still coming.

Just…One!can!

It's still coming!

Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

when, tell me, talk about, time, following, time alright.

Hold on.

hold on whe, whongs., I need a breathe there man.

You're on

track or something?

Gee, you're on track or something?

Oh, damn.

Man, I was not expecting to run into you today.

Okay, I think I'm good.

Are you good?

All right, let's continue.

Yeah.

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

No,

no!

No, wait!

No, wait!

Did you get him?

Gaa!

Oh!

Oh!

It took you long enough.

It's freezing out of here.

All right, give me a hand up.

I'm going to... At

least it's over now.

I can finally take this thing off.

Get you out of the mother-fucker.

There we go.

You know how hard it is over now..

to keep this thing hidden all day.

There we go.

I will say though this was a good touch.

I mean, I was against it at first, but it worked.

Oh well.

That's that.

Oh, God.

What?

Oh, oh, shit, right.

Of course, yeah, all right.

Of course, yeah, all right.

Uh, yeah, here, hold up.

Let's see here.

All

right, let's see here.

I'm going to say it's kind of a relief.

All right.

Home is that way.

All right.

Let's get out of here.

God, it's cold.

You know, I, uh, you know I, uh, I gotta say it's kind of a relief to uh, uh, I'm

going to say it's kind of a relief to uh, uh, finally have that assful in my life.

Like, after all the years of mental abuse and...

Well, it's cathartic, to say the least.

It's, uh... Yeah, it's really nice to be able to move on with my life.

And... You know, I, uh...

I still can't believe he actually fell for it.

I mean, I mean, people know that I'm...

really into conspiracy theories like like Bigfoot yeah that's that's real like don't even trying to bait

me on that but uh like man chicken like I can't believe he actually thought I believed in manchicken.

It's like, of course there's no manchicken, it's just

a stupid legend that these rednecks out here made.

It's complete bullshit.

It's like, how would, no, I mean that one's stupid,

like, geez, there's no such thing as a manchicken.

It's like,

did you hear that?

I'm just fucking with you.

I'm just fucking with you.

Ah, there's nothing out here.

Yeah, come on, look out here.

It's cold as fuck.

Geez.

Wait, are you still recording?

I'm going to kill you for all that bitchen.

Long.

I've just sent him a breathing plane, and talking about him up at their hands.

It makes you in the back when he doesn't stand.

And you rest her up with the middle cane.

Run away to the woods far away from the beach.

Will you stop like you believe you should?

No, it's a record face off of my ass with it.

I'm a girlfriend kissing.

What you do to him?

Mitch, you must have missed it.

Let's go further, take you on the burner.

Manch, have you got more people to murder.

A summer night in a farm in town in 1999.

Old Peter Fowl and his pals were having a gay old time.

They played a game of poker and stripped down to their wares.

We swear they were all head of rote twos for love in the air.

He knew something weren't right, but he never

could have known what awaited him that night.

He went on on the bay, but the bedroom door was locked.

He pushed and shoved till it came down.

She was making love to the rooster.

Then he went out to the coop and then did all the chickens' lies.

He killed that rooster, master, and all the other hens.

Then he fled into the forest and devoured his chicken friends.

At least that's what the legend says, and this is why I'm picking.

His Peter fouls the button and or is he the magic in?

Hi this is filmmaker Jesse Heizel and you just watched Manchicken.

Now I'm sure there's going to be some people out

there who didn't really like this movie very much.

But uh, think about it.

You just watched a movie called Manchicken.

You knew what you were getting yourself into.