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I heard you're on vacation. Where you been?

Where you been?

You were in Michigan?

Yeah, you were in Michigan, right?

What are the letters from Michigan?

M-G-M-G-M-I.

Oh, I thought it was M-G-M.

Oh, M-I-G-M.

Michigan, would it be M-G-M-G-M?

I don't care about it, I don't care about it.

I'll say, oh shit, what are you doing?

Look at what the hell?

Yo, I'm over here fucking around with this guy.

How are you doing, man?

Hi.

Hi.

Fucking beautiful day today, right?

Yeah, that is.

Where you headed?

Where you headed?

Where you headed?

Walking.

Yeah, I know you're walking. Can we have two minutes of your time?

I mean, I'm not trying to bother you, but...

We can't. I just want to ask your name.

We have like a tube site.

I just want to ask your name.

And like, like, I don't know.

Make sure you don't need any help or anything.

And you just, I wanted to, like, I don't know.

I saw you and you just looked out of place.

Walking?

Yeah.

Well, you're not from here, huh?

No.

Okay. Yeah, Florida.

There's not a lot of walking in Florida.

The weather tends to be not really walking weather.

So when you see someone walking, especially as if you don't mind me saying that's pretty as you.

You just kind of looked out of place.

You're okay, right? Are you good? Do you need anything?

Clear in the nerves? Are you in any danger right now?

Are you?

Oh, and I'm ruining that right now.

And I...

Interjecting upon it.

Interjecting upon it.

I got a hundred dollars.

Can I give you a hundred bucks?

A hundred bucks.

For nothing. Just a hundred bucks.

We have a tube site.

And you know a tube site.

They just give money away.

We give money away.

Can I give you a hundred bucks?

I don't give away fake money.

Just, you know, like, it's the only way we get to talk to people or else people don't really show us the time of day.

I mean, it's yours. I just want to.

I'd love to know what's going on with you.

Is it like, are you okay?

Can we have like five minutes?

I just need some content.

We're just content creators, just like,

What's going on?

You're like, out here by yourself.

Mm-hmm.

I'm...

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Uh, would it be...

Crazy-free to...

For me to ask, like, what happened?

Or...

Has an argument with my husband?

You're married?

Mm-hmm.

No way!

Yep.

Get the fuck out of town!

Like, how old are you if you don't mind me asking?

20.

Wow.

You're married pretty young.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Okay.

Well, good for him, I guess.

I'm good for you, guys.

Is this ain't like a honeymoon or something?

Is it? Are you guys like...

Yeah, I mean, look, I'm not going to be around the bush.

It's not really the best area to be walking around.

I mean, you're not from here.

People don't usually walk in Florida, but yeah, you should be careful, though.

I mean, is he looking for you?

Are you guys like...

I'm assuming you're not far from where you're staying, right?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I wouldn't stroll too far from, you know.

I mean, if you want to do anything, you should just head to the beach or something.

And we could take you.

If you want, we could like...

You'll hop in the old...

The old van here and we could...

We could...

I wouldn't mind going to the beach.

I haven't been in the beach in a while.

I could show you the beach.

That's it.

I'm just trying to be a good smerion, like a good friend.

I hope you out.

You don't want to just walk around.

I don't want to go see just up the fun.

You know?

My walk is pretty fun, aren't you?

It was.

Okay.

Are you like walking?

Yeah.

Well, we have nice beaches here.

Okay.

No, no, no to the beach, huh?

Alright, I tried.

I tried.

If you could just think of it as I said, I could move her, right?

That's all.

No?

Oh, okay.

I paid the Uber.

Okay.

Well, this is like a different reverse, reverse kind of a thing.

I could pay you to take a ride.

It's just me, the driver and, you know,

I got a, we have a friend also inside,

but three guys in a van that doesn't sound as.

It's not sound scary.

I know.

That's fine.

I get it.

I get it.

We're good people though.

Like, but I get it though.

You don't know us.

You shouldn't get in a van with people.

You don't know.

No.

Yeah.

I think I paid this movie before.

Yeah.

No.

Yeah.

No.

We're not that kind of movie though.

We're, you know.

Okay.

We just have fun.

Is there anything else I could help you with?

No.

Well, no.

We're just getting to know each other.

Okay.

I got another 100.

Here.

I got another 100.

Sounds like you're losing your patience with me.

Can I buy patience?

Can I buy some patience?

How much will 100 give me?

100 give me a little more patience?

Alright, cool.

So, I would love to know what a newly married couple is arguing about.

On their vacation.

Could I ask you that?

Older man.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You don't have to tell me all this, is he?

But is he, is he almost double your age?

Is he way double your age?

Oh, wow.

Are you like a sugar baby?

I wish.

Is he like your sugar daddy?

Sometimes.

But you married him.

So, you saw something in him.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's good.

That's good.

Hey, look, arguments.

You got great eyes too, by the way.

Thank you.

Yeah, you got really good eyes.

Really beautiful eyes.

I don't know.

I didn't mean to make that sound creepy.

You just do.

You're an expert in life.

So, I'm trying to...

It's my office.

This is what we do.

It's our office.

You know, yeah.

I get it.

You know.

This is taped on.

And, you know.

You've got some crashes and stuff.

But, yeah.

It's just my office.

You need to add character.

Yeah, it's just our office.

It's just, it's better than...

I don't like being hung up in a office in a...

You're not going anywhere.

We like to see the greenery meet new people.

Yeah.

So, you went through your phone.

Hmm.

Oh, man.

Did he...

You have like...

Like...

What did you have in there?

Did you have like...

Dick Picks or something?

He didn't find those, but he saw the...

The conversation.

Oh, shit.

Were you talking to people wrong?

Was this before marriage or after marriage?

That gets a little hazy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, maybe you got married too soon.

Yeah.

My favorite thinking probably is green.

Oh, my god.

That's crazy.

Is the sack good at least?

Yeah.

Okay, there it goes.

There it goes.

There it goes.

Oh, look at that smile.

Holy shit.

The sack is amazing.

Oh, no.

She can't even keep it in.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

We know why it would happen.

Okay.

Yeah.

Is it like a size thing?

No.

Oh, okay.

He just fucks you right.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, thank you for sharing that.

Look, I'm going to give you another hundred for that.

That deserves another hundred.

Question just talking to you.

I mean, when you say shit like that, that's just sounds fun.

What kind of sex do you like?

How is he banging you that he...

He was able to fucking marry the drivers in his 40s.

So, you know, I got to see like he's...

He's like, he's pushing 50.

That would be personal.

So what?

Oh, shit.

Oh, you got no chance.

That's your face.

That's just that you're done.

So, so what is it about his sight?

Is he just...

I don't know, is he pulling your hair?

What is he doing?

Is he...

It's a little bit of everything.

I think it's just a passion.

Oh, okay.

You bring the passion and the arguments too.

You can't have it both ways, huh?

No.

We can't never have it both ways.

All right.

Well, I mean, you look amazing.

Thank you.

I mean, good.

Congrats.

You're the American.

You look good.

Thank you.

You look...

I mean, you were mad, but you look happy.

Especially when we started talking about sex.

You're a little bit of a...

Say, you like that word, sex, huh?

You like that?

Did you think you were having lots of sex out here in Florida?

It is, like, the sex state, right?

Isn't that what people say?

I don't know.

Like, you plan on having all the sex.

Or all that.

Was this like a weekend get away for sex?

Did you guys have sex this morning?

Yeah.

You did.

Okay.

Well, at least you got one out the way.

I don't know if it was the post-knock player.

Did I made them just go through everything, huh?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Do you plan on going right back home?

Or are you, what are you going to do?

I just wanted to keep walking until...

I mean, you just keep...

Listen, I mean, you can't just keep walking.

Like, that's kind of a...

You know, this is not the greatest place.

So, like, you shouldn't just keep walking.

Like, if you have the ability to take, like, a ride chair,

and maybe go somewhere, I would definitely do that.

I mean, I'll just plan on going wherever the wind takes me.

Well, we're the wind.

Actually, it's what I call the van.

Or call the van the wind van.

Why don't you go with us?

And we'll just...

We'll go where the wind takes you.

And I'm supposed to trust random man.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Trust us.

We're fucking friends.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Oh.

Okay.

All right.

Fuck it.

How about I give you $500.

You just show me your tips and we'll leave.

Um...

I said, if you ain't going for any of that,

then I could leave you alone.

But how about I just give you $500.

You show me your tips.

Go away.

Well, you know, I like how you didn't take a fence to it, huh?

I mean, I'm not asked that regularly by a random person

inside the room.

Well, you didn't really get offended, so you don't scare easy to do you.

No, you don't have to scream.

No, no, no, no.

You don't have to scream.

We're just...

We're just...

We're just...

A couple of purrs with a camera and some money.

That's all.

You may have won the overlip the word purrs.

Look at her.

She's a little bit of a...

She likes purverts.

She's...

She likes purverts.

Look at her.

Oh, she's a little sexual one.

Well, look.

How about this?

I'll give you $1,000 if you want to come in here and just show us your tips.

You know, we'd love to see your tips.

I'll be honest with you.

You look like you got...

Can you turn around real quick?

I know it's kind of weird, but it's a purf question.

There you go.

Look at that.

There you go.

Like you said, name?

Yeah, so...

You know, how mad are you at your husband?

How mad would he get if you showed us your tips?

And he knew that you just showed a bunch of random guys your tips.

Would that like...

Probably not that the walk would be worth it.

You know, they do say that best kind of like...

I know we're not talking about sex, but the best kind of like revenge is like...

Like the sex revenge and...

You have a point.

The bad stuff, right?

So imagine showing us your tips.

Maybe even your pussy.

You want to show us your pussy?

No.

I mean, hey, I'm calling you out.

You said you said the whole purge thing.

So, fuck it.

Let's go full purge.

Full purge will be like, yeah, we want to see some pussy.

You only love one.

Would you say your name was?

Daisy.

Daisy.

What do you think looks better?

Do you think you're... do you think it looks nice?

You think you got nice tips?

Yeah.

Would you say you have a nice vagina?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's makes it nice?

Do you like the aesthetics of it?

Do you like the way it looks?

She's just pretty.

She's pretty.

Oh.

Do you like the way your vagina is?

Do you look at your vagina a lot?

Pretty much.

Look.

I guess I...

Look.

Look.

A thousand right here.

You're gonna do it.

Do you want to get in?

You want to get in?

Might as well.

I'm already here.

Open the fucking door, bro.

Oh, shit.

Better bigger.

Miss Daisy.

Driving.

Driving this Daisy crazy.

Here we go.

Oh my god.

Oh, look at you guys.

You guys are the same color on.

Oh, would you look at that?

It's our office.

Don't judge us.

It's just our little office away from...

Well, yeah, these are all people we've interviewed

and fucking sat and talked to us with

and, you know, all cool people.

Cool cool people.

Did they make it back out of the van?

Of course they did girls.

Especially that.

Stop saying that.

But we're not...

That's clarifying.

Like, we don't fuck around.

Like, yo.

Sit and pussy.

So...

Do you think we could maybe...

Bring them down here.

Can you come down here?

Yeah, closer to me?

Yeah, just then I'll show you.

Those are like...

Perky.

So you...

I mean, you're right.

I mean, you have pretty titties.

It's like you've never grabbed titties.

All right, bro.

So you...

These are those are nice.

And...

You know, it's not this.

We give you 1500 bucks.

You...

I can do the button.

Yeah, look.

I could...

You tell me where to send the video.

I can send it to him.

I'll...

Give me an email.

I'll...

I'll send it to him if you want.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Let's just turn around first.

We want to see you.

You have, like, a little bit of a butt for a while, bro.

Can he pull him down?

Yeah.

He's a little bit of a butt for a while.

Can he pull him down?

He's a little bit of a butt for a while.

He's been on the area.

Oh, actually we did take place here, right.

We said Plessy.

We said Plessy.

I just wanted to be speedy.

Correct.

He wants to get there.

It's just been over like that.

I know, but then over.

They might have to bring it to you.

It's too good.

We'll purve you thing to do right now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

It's my kind of face here.

Mmm, that's so hard.

Mmm, yeah.

Mmm, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mmm, yeah.

I want you to go and lie in.

Mmm, yeah.

Just like this, like this.

Mmm.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Oh, what's this?

It's so good.

Oh, but, no, it's gone.

Let's get forward.

Come here.

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

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Hey, so do you want to sign real quick before you leave?

Look, looks like a nice little spot right there.

Oh, why not?

Right?

Turn it as well.

Daisy, aye.

So, we're going to let you off.

Off here, right?

You have, like, you're able to, you don't want us to take the tickets to your house, you

said no.

And you don't want to just take the beach, so funny.

Right?

You just, you have to get off here.

All right.

That's fun, okay?

Yep.

Where you got your money.

Oh, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on.

Put on.

This is like nothing but mud.

We're up and to get those pretty good.

They have some fucking, yes.

I'm literally going back to the house to take it in a shower.

She's like, okay, I'm just...

Right there looks a little drier, right there looks drier.

No forms.

Don't watch it.

Oh, okay.

Well, I just wanted to get to, you know, you want to sand those in the shed.

All right, well, it was nice meeting you, go ahead.

It was nice meeting you.

Good seeing you.

Say hi to your husband.

Thank you very much.