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Half-night, Jack?

I need one more marker.

I gotta get even.

Come on, my kids. For old time's sake, I got a little toll back in the States,

and I need a bankroll.

Then I guess you're going to have to go to the bank.

It's done. We have something for you nearby.

Are you available?

Yeah, I have nothing scheduled in for next week.

Good.

Texting a photo of the relevant information now.

Teeth apart.

Lips together.

Jaw relaxed.

And melt into the ground.

Do not respond.

We're closed right now!

Thank you!

Alex?

Hey!

How's my favorite nephew?

My name is Alex Walker.

I'm ex-DEA.

I quit the agency because my friend and partner betrayed me. One of my first

assignments took me to an isolated beach right here on this island. Sold what

little I had and bought myself a gift shop.

Just peace, no stress, no drama.

Boy, was I wrong.

You mind if I put my toiletries in your medicine cabinet?

I don't have a medicine cabinet.

No?

Oh. Oh, just the one bed, huh? Yeah, I, you know...

Why don't I call down to the hotel and see if I can get you a great rate on a

room? Don't be ridiculous. We'll share.

I got a blow-up mattress.

No. No, those are bad on my back.

I'll sleep on it.

Thanks.

Uncle Danny, why are you here?

Well, I know this is going to sound crazy, but I joined Gamblers Anonymous.

Guess they didn't have con artists anonymous, huh?

I can't react to that. I'm just gonna have to take it.

I came to make amends to those who I have harmed during my addiction.

You flew all the way to the Philippines to make amends to me.

Is there some sort of cash settlement involved?

I never harmed you financially. Quite the contrary.

Yeah, but a little kid should not be a con artist's assistant.

Full equity partner, and I taught you everything I knew. Yeah, you did. You

taught me how to lie, cheat, and steal.

And look how those skills have helped you become the best undercover DEA agent

that they've ever had. That has nothing. What about psychologically?

I'll say it again. A kid should not be out criming. Exactly. That's why I've

come to make amends. You keep saying that. Are you apologizing to me?

Amends are actions that demonstrate a new way of life.

Which is?

I'm gonna be a better man.

Re-establish family ties.

I saw Evelyn.

You what?

Your daughter, Evelyn. I know who Evelyn is!

How is she?

She's terrific.

She looks a lot like her mother at that age.

Did you say anything about me?

Really?

You want to know?

Well, she's mad.

She thinks that her damage is because of your damage, so that's why I came here

to make amends. To make amends?

Yes.

You should try it.

How'd you track her down?

You don't have your daughter's number?

Look at me like that, man. You know the reason why I stay away.

I send her money every month.

All right, this is going to sound crazy coming from me, but money isn't

everything.

You know, I speak to her frequently.

What?

You know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to go hit some golf balls at the range, okay?

We'll pick this up later, all right?

Wait.

Make sure it's okay, okay?

Hey, Cory. Cory, can you take a look at that? Oh, we already made arrangement.

Peanut, olives, all these chicharron, all free. Yeah. But the super deluxe

seafood tower, 17,000 pesos. I wasn't helping. That's $300.

No, that's $325.

I only make it 300.

in your utility stab.

Leon Morales, you're being transferred to the Delaware murder case.

Garcia, Tomas, continue with the PNP gang abatement unit.

Always the same story.

And Cruz, Bautista.

No matter what I do, he still has no respect for me.

The International Money Laundering Task Force.

If you had a different partner, you'd probably get real assignments.

They're all real assignments, Kai.

Mendoza Lamares.

Someone's passing counterfeit currency around the Mactan resort.

Mostly small bills.

Look into it.

Okay. And for the rest of you, you continue with your original cases.

420 pesos, please. And how much is that American?

What is that?

$8.25.

Kind of expensive?

Yeah. Stay away from the seafood tower.

You're out of hot water.

Well, I like to take quick showers.

I like to keep clean.

Listen, I'm going to go to the lounge, play kaluki with some new friends.

Kaluki, huh? Take it easy.

It's not for money.

It's just conviviality.

Hey, you want to come?

Just for old time's sake?

No, I have an appointment.

Honey, it's good to see you.

Hey, it's no problem. We stay in here.

No, Uncle Danny.

Not a problem.

It's a huge problem.

Your uncle visiting should be a good thing.

Reconnect. Let it be part of your healing process.

Yeah, well, healing's not really his thing, all right? Making trouble, now

that's his thing. I blame him for a lot of my problems.

We've talked about this, Alex.

What? When you blame, you just re-injure yourself.

Well, there's a lot of blame to go on.

Let me call you back. I got some customers. Of course.

Hey, guys, what are you guys doing here? Welcome to paradise.

We're here on business.

Oh, all right.

Anything big?

Anything but.

A grifter is working the resorts, passing funny money.

A thousand peso notes.

Pretty small time. Either a two-person team or a solo act.

Sounds baffling.

Very funny.

You don't think we take enough crap at briefings? No, that's not why I... Any

descriptions, any leads?

Just a legwork stage.

All right, well, my eyes are peeled and my ear is on the ground. I am on it.

I said it's not funny.

I'm being serious.

Just let us know. Will do.

So, the guy walks up to the priest. He says, if I knew you're a professional, I

would have worn a tie.

Oh, look at this, huh?

Kaluki. Again?

Again. Well, what are you going to do?

I need to talk to you. What?

Okay, would you excuse me, please?

Why?

You jump at the wild conclusions based on nothing. Well, if by nothing you mean

intuition or life experiences, then you're... Or the local cops showing up.

What the hell do I know about counterfeiting? I'm the victim here.

I just changed my money with some guy on the curb outside the airport, okay? And

it's probably the same guy that the cops are after. You always have an excuse.

You always have an explanation. Yes, and you know who doesn't have an

explanation? A guilty person.

That's who.

Look, are you telling me that my money is no good anymore?

Daddy!

Your deal!

Why are you trying to hide it at the bottom of your golf bag?

Because that's where I keep my travel money.

You're lying.

Okay, do you have any real money on you at all? No.

Yes, a little.

American.

This isn't over, all right? I got to go settle some business and just try to

stay out of trouble till I get back.

Just calm down.

You're so upset.

Jeez.

Okay, we're expecting very important guests.

All right. Oh.

Welcome, ma'am.

Welcome, sir.

These are the VIPs that I've been telling you about. What?

I got this one. I'm busy now.

Let me do it. Let me do it.

Oh, welcome, sir. Hi.

Come on, come on, come on. Listen, all right, I know it's not the full amount.

Oh, my boy, I am welcome.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Listen, it's cash on the barrel head. It's American.

Why not full amount?

Well, you know, a bird in the hand.

Who wants bird in the hand?

It's not one... Okay, I take it on account.

Oh, oh, oh. But you have to...

Papu, hi, and welcome.

Corey, we gotta talk. What's going on? Here. Come, come, come, come, come,

come.

It's the Yee family from Singapore.

They just arrived yesterday.

You know, they're very demanding.

Oh, they want all the sweets, and then, you know, their yachts, they have this

traffic jam right down there at the marina and don't have enough bellhops to

take care of the rest of the guests. Who's the Yee family?

Do you know that movie? Oh, they... way crazier and way richer.

Excuse me.

Hello. Hi.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Corey, hey, were these people, were those older yees

at the bar playing cards right now?

All yees.

The other guests are getting angry. Can you imagine?

They booked all the tea times today just because they have this annual family

golf tournament.

Imagine of course they did Excuse me, excuse

me if you have your identification or your credit cards out It will speed up

the process

Thanks

Arturo, I'll bring it right back Everywhere you look there's a damn yee

So I said to the guy, mister, you're not going to sell once.

All right, so, where's the sweetener?

Oh, for crying out loud.

Sorry I'm late.

Oh, Alex, I'm sorry. We already have a foursome. Uncle Dan, you said we were

going out today.

You're Danny's nephew?

I am.

No, we make room.

So, 5,000 a home.

Each winner take all.

If no winner, we move on to the next hole.

All right.

5,000 pesos.

Singapore dollars, American dollars, doesn't matter.

Either way, the currency rate is almost one-to-one.

Okay?

You good with that?

Yep. Good.

Have a nice round.

What happened to your new leaf?

What's the matter with you?

Why are you trying to monkey wrench me? I'm not going to let you fleece these

guys. Okay, then if you win, what are you going to do with the money?

I'm going to give it back to them. No.

No, you can't do that.

That's the worst thing you can do. That's welching.

That's not welching.

Welching is not paying off the bet. I'm just not collecting a bet.

Well, it's not in the spirit of the game.

And I think that welching is an ethnic slur.

To who?

To Welsh.

You got the honor.

This is your guy.

Oh, thank you. Here you go.

Oh, thanks, Uncle Danny.

You see, this is a Rosinger 1.

I play with a Rosinger 2.

I don't understand the difference.

Superstitious.

You can keep that one.

Thank you.

Great shot, Alex.

Great shot.

Martin, please, after you.

Ah,

that's a tough break.

Yeah.

Don't worry, you got 17 more.

What'd you do to his ball?

Nothing. Did nothing.

You know, we could do this together.

We could set him up with crummy play.

Double down on the back nine. We could keep pressing bets with shenanigans,

right? We could split almost $300,000.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's a great idea.

It's a terrible idea, and you're a terrible person.

You of all people know I'm not a terrible person.

Don't stop don't give me the Robin Hood speech. Okay behind every great fortune

is a crime You've been telling me that since I was a kid.

Yeah when I took you When you had nowhere else to go That's what I'm

talking about that I'm not a terrible person Not a perfect person either

It's a clinker, all right. Then it's not small change this time. This guy's an

operator.

Can you describe the guy who bought the golf clubs? Tall guy, blonde hair,

Australian accent.

Whoa!

Nice putt, Danny.

Thank you very much.

That's a tough shot.

Boom, baby!

Take it easy, will you, please?

Unbelievable.

The winners after eight straight holes.

All right, so where do we stand?

Well, the seven carryovers, including the closest to the pin of the seven, the

side bet on my birdie putt, the deadly doubles.

Ha! We're almost even. Alex is only up by 10,000.

What's the next hole worth?

220,000.

Good shot.

Pretty hit.

Well, I got a better lie than you do.

That should be on your business card.

Go ahead, guys. You're away.

It's a good shot.

It's not good for us.

Guy's relentless. All right.

Well done, sir. Well done.

We could both be in trouble.

Oh, gee, ah!

I just kicked my ball. What? Oh, that's a two-stroke penalty.

Just put it back.

All right, I'll put it back where it was.

Ridiculous.

There we are.

Nice shot. Not bad.

And don't worry, kid.

If I win... Hey, hey, man.

I'll give a nice chunk to Evelyn.

Alex, you have the most important gift in life.

Luck.

That's $220,000.

Good as gold.

And the most beautiful money in the world.

But I can't take it, guys.

What? I had so much fun out here with you guys today. It just didn't feel

right. I cannot accept.

You dishonor me?

I am not a welcher.

That's not exactly what welchers... Well, if you forfeit, money goes to the

runner-up. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, I'll take it. No, no. I don't want

to dishonor anybody. I don't want to dishonor anyone. I honor you. I honor

you. Alex!

Gentlemen, thank you.

I got to go back to the gift shop, okay? I'm going to deal with you later.

I had to take it.

The second shot went in the sand.

However, I had a really nice out. Put it about three feet from the cup.

Knocked it in. Smells birdie. That was the second one.

Thank you so much for coming.

Bye, I'll see you.

Hey.

Oh, no, what are you wearing?

It's a sweet outfit.

It's nice, right?

New clubs?

Loners. Arturo in the pro shop, one of you.

Taken for a test drive, so... You guys working on that counterfeit case? Any

leads? White man, middle-aged, 6'2", blonde, mustache, Australian accent.

Well, that doesn't sound too hard to find.

Oh, no, we'll find him.

All right.

We'll get these bad boys back to Arturo. All right.

Another bad book. I can't believe this.

Hey, how'd everything go?

An Australian accent?

I have an explanation.

Alex!

Alex, what are you doing?

If they're not going to take the money back directly, then I am going to pay

for the whole bill for the Yees at the resort, the entire family, and that

ought to do it. No, no, no, you can't do that. Oh, I'll do it anonymously. No,

no, that's not what I mean. I mean, Alex, Alex, you can't do that. Alex, I'm

in trouble!

What?

There's a lot of things I haven't told you.

Well, I don't think that you came all the way to the Philippines to make

amends, so spill.

I got sideways with someone in Philly.

Someone connected.

Iowa. Big.

I didn't know what to do, so I ran.

There's a contract out on me.

They're gonna find me.

My only chance is this money, so that maybe I can buy my life.

You're lying again.

No, I'm not. You do anything to get your hands on this money. When I get back, I

want you gone. No, Alex, please.

He's never gonna freaking change.

You know?

You know, hey, man, enough is enough.

That's, you know, who does he... He might be... He might be around here

somewhere. I don't know.

Take a good look, man.

Hey!

Who did you get sideways with in Philly?

Carlo Bonacorso.

Why? What's the matter? I just saw Arthur Pink on the grounds. Who?

A.K.A. the Collector, okay? He works for all the Eastern Mob bosses.

A Collector? This is great. Okay, you got the... No, not a Collector. THE

Collector. He doesn't collect money, man. He collects body parts.

Ah, jeez. Okay. I got my golf club. No, listen. We don't have time. We gotta get

you on the first thing smoking.

Come on.

Oh, the hell with it.

What are you doing?

It's no use running. It's a contract.

Look, I might get away from them now, but sooner or later, they're gonna find

me. Okay, get up. We gotta keep moving.

I'm not a brave man, Alex.

But the time has come for me to plant my feet and stand firm.

Make a point about who I am.

What I believe in.

Are you kidding me?

What? You stole that quote from Pat Riley, okay? Don't you mean that it's

time for me to plant my feet and stand firm? I don't know what you're talking

about. Oh, really, man? This has been your game plan the whole time, huh? You

got in Dutch with Bonacorso and he sent the collector, so you thought you'd just

lead him to me and I'd kill him for you?

Would ya?

No! I did not kill him! Get up! No, I just intimidate him, back him off, okay?

Make it look to Bonacorso like I got my own muscle.

All right, stay in here until the coast is clear. I'll come back for you. Okay,

be careful. I will.

Just don't leave the room. Okay, okay.

Got a second?

What's up, guys? I'm in a bit of a hurry.

We've just been talking to hotel guests and members of the Me family.

They were playing cards with another guest.

I set them up with one of these.

Could be a paper pusher. Two older guys, they played golf today. They lost a

bundle. They figured the hustlers could pay because they saw a huge roll of

crisp new bills.

And one of the hustlers fit the description of our con man, except for

the blonde hair and the accent.

The other one, the one who wound up with the money, fits you.

That's weird.

The fluorescent outfit and everything.

What's that?

What's going on, Alex?

Look, it's a long story, okay?

No BS, man. We're working a case.

You guys just gotta trust me, okay? I'll bring you up to speed later.

Are you really refusing to cooperate right now?

Don't let us keep you here all night.

I know it's hard to explain, okay, but as you can see in the note, I was gonna

give it back.

Well, we're gonna let you do that.

But Alex, we need to know who your buddy is.

He's been on an annoying little crime spree, and you participated.

Can I talk to just E on this one?

Why?

Because he understands the issues of male loyalty.

That is the single worst reason in history for anything.

Look, I thought we had a relationship with you.

Sure, you've helped us out a lot, but we've had your back too.

And we've taken a lot of heat for that with Ocampo, which is a big reason why

we wind up looking at small-time grifters working the tourist fee.

This isn't a small-time case anymore.

Say that again.

Oh, holy cow.

Oh boy.

Good morning, Mr. Varick.

Mr. Bonicorso sends regards.

Let's go.

I got a car.

Come on.

What's this, a business deal?

Between you and Carla? Because how about you and me? Huh? Huh?

What's he paying you?

Don't insult my professionalism.

You won't be needing that.

Uncle Danny?

What's going on?

Who is he?

This is your new partner?

What is this?

You tell me. No, you tell me. You're two-timing me? After all these years?

This is not supposed to happen like this. We are blood. I trusted you.

Eddie, this isn't what it looks like. Then what is it, man? You're splitting

up the team. I want my cut of the stash right now. Eddie, Eddie. Right now. I

want it. You better get out of here.

Trust me. You better get out of here.

No.

No, he's coming with us.

Come with you? What are you going to do, hit me with your bag?

Gun.

Oh.

Let's go.

This drive.

Anywhere in particular?

Somewhere we can be alone.

Hey, this stash you're talking about splitting.

It's in what form?

No, don't you tell him.

Is there a deal to be made here?

Talk.

I got cash, that money I gave you.

There's a lot more where that came from, and I can get it for you. What are you

doing? I'm just trying to save our lives. How much?

It's a lot more than I owe Bonacorso.

So you pay him back, and you keep a nice wad for yourself.

Where is all this money? Listen, just look. If we give you the money, all

right, the money that we spent 30 years busting our ass for, You gotta promise

you won't kill us, huh? And just take the contract payment on top of it. Why

would you even suggest that?

Why don't you just take me to where the money is?

See if we can carve out a deal.

This is taking far too long.

Where are we going?

Go to my storage pod.

This is where you keep your money.

You ever heard of a bank?

It's ice for it.

Pretty please, huh?

It's where I keep my inventory.

If you're interested, I can put you into a beautiful, nearly authentic Brunelli

suit. Let's not lose sight of the situation here. Huh?

Stop the car.

What? I said stop the car.

Now get out of the car.

Come on, move.

Around the corner.

What, you tried to pass me phony money?

Do I look like a chump? No.

I look like a punk?

No. So what do I look like?

Just a trick question.

i mean because the eye is it's it's hey i have business to take care of and

you're streaming along with bad paper get over the wall you get on the wall

uncle

daddy put this in your back pocket right now it's okay knock

it off

It's okay. No, it's not okay.

All right? You have any idea what it's like living with him, what he's put me

through? You have any idea what it's like to lie and cheat and be forced into

crime as just a kid?

As a matter of fact, I do.

Well, it messes you up, man.

I have never been able to be straight with anybody because of you, okay? I

don't even know who I am, but you, you're always in it for yourself.

You will say anything, do anything just to get one over, okay? And now it's

gonna get us killed. Oh, look.

When your folks couldn't take care of you anymore and they left you with me, I

didn't know what I was doing.

I never thought I'd be packing a kid.

Not with the life I led.

I'm sorry.

I want you to know I'm sorry. And through it all, please know this.

I love you.

I love you like a son.

Just knock it off.

I'm through with you two. Come on.

What's it just?

What are you going to do? You're going to take it to your grave. Give it to

him. Okay, give it to him.

I got 200 grand, okay?

200 grand.

This'll pay off Bonacorso.

And I got a lot more.

And why shouldn't I believe it's not bogus? No, no, no, no. This is Singapore

dollars, okay? This is the hardest bill in the world to counterfeit. You have

security fibers.

It's watermarked 3-D security thread, okay? It's got optically variable ink.

And there's a lot more in there. And some merch!

You got merch!

And that's great.

And I collected it on the end anyway.

So now you get on your knees and you clasp your hands behind your heads.

Now! Look, I have one more idea. Can you hear me out?

Is there any way I can talk to your boss?

Bonacorso. Yeah, yeah, Carlo Bonacorso.

Okay? I mean, he sent you here to kill me, right?

Yeah.

And why would he want to talk to you? Wait, wait, wait a minute, man.

The head of the Philly mob sent you here to kill us. They have no one in the

Philippines that can fill a contract?

I have business in Bangkok, and I thought I'd collect the tufa.

Now get it!

I got bursitis.

You got what?

Put the gun down, sir. You're under arrest for counterfeiting and fraud.

You don't understand.

In jail, I'm a dead man. Put the gun down.

Uncle Danny, he knows I'm still alive.

He's gonna get word back.

No. Uncle Danny.

Uncle Danny.

You didn't have to do that.

All right, you murdered him.

Easy, man. You saw what happened. He burned it all. He wasn't going to shoot.

He was scared, okay? You scumbag. Keep smirking, huh? You got what you wanted.

You came here to kill him. He's dead.

Call Bonocorso time. Mission accomplished.

I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about?

Huh? You don't know what I'm talking about?

Call Bangkok PD and see if there's any recent contract killings.

Yeah, call Bonocorso, okay? I mean, he sent you here to kill me, right? Yeah.

Also, get this guy's DNA tested.

Cross-matched it with the FBI database. It's bound to clear up some cold cases

on the eastern seaboard.

Yep. Oh my gosh, that hurt. Just get up. Stop complaining.

We're waiting.

We're waiting for you in there. I don't know what just happened.

I really appreciate it.

Don't thank us.

You're just lucky.

This guy was willing to do the one thing he hates.

Make a deal.

I told him if we could deliver the collector, then I'd have to give you a

break. All right, once word gets back to Bonacorso, the contract's gonna be

canceled.

So I can skate.

No, don't get the wrong idea. We don't like criminals around here.

Big time or small time.

If you weren't his uncle, you'd be going down for this.

Well, thank you.

Really appreciate it, but I gotta tell you, I'm finished scamming.

I've just been given a new lease on life.

Literally.

We're not taking any chances.

We want you off the island within 24 hours.

You can never return.

Guess it'll be a while.

Yeah.

Guess it's gonna be a long while.

Plan on seeing my daughter anytime soon?

I can.

Well, write me.

Let me know she's doing okay.

You got it.

You don't tell... Can you tell her... No, no, no, no, no.

You got to tell her yourself.

You know, I fooled a lot of people in my life, told a lot of lies.

But one thing is absolutely the truth.

I've always loved you like you were my own son.

Danny, let's go.

Wheels up in five minutes.

We can kaluki all the way to Singapore.

Well,

I guess through it all, I'm glad I came. Thank you.

And I guess through it all, I still love you, Uncle Danny.

My ride's waiting.

Got on the plane right back to the gift shop. Well, thank you.

It's you can't pick your family, huh?

He's actually a good guy at heart He just never could walk a straight line.

I Don't know, you know, I mean maybe this experience is actually gonna help

him be a better person, you know Bitch stole my wallet

It's never gonna freakin change I knew it

Just hold my money, man. Guys, I need a ride now. I'm going to have to have a

ride.