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Listen, Pierre.

The only thing I got out of Paris were problems.

Just every day, the same problems.

I never knew what you were doing in Paris.

But we loved each other.

Don't you still love me?

Answer me.

Yes, I love you, but I don't know what could have happened.

The more I try, the less I understand.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I know. You love someone else.

Have you thought about our children?

Our children? What children?

The ones we will have someday.

I want children.

Listen, I'm going to my room to read a book, The Gale Phenomenon.

You really should read it.

It'll help you get rid of those crazy ideas.

Oh, no, Pierre.

Come here, my little sweetheart.

For a while now, you seem different.

Distant. Far away.

What the hell's going on?

What's wrong?

Nothing. Why do you keep asking me all these questions?

Let me live in peace.

I've always been like this.

There are moments when I need to be alone. Try to understand.

Yeah.

But I have this feeling that you'll always want to be alone.

What do you mean by that?

Nothing.

Tell me, do you know that couple?

Not really.

I don't know. I couldn't tell you.

They seem nice.

Yeah.

I'm definitely going to have to do something.

I'm not very confident with the new French government in office.

We might have to sell our property.

I hope to be able to keep it.

The idiots in the government can keep the francs strong.

I'm a little tired.

Yes, it's been a long trip. It was fantastic.

I wish I had some wine.

Thank you very much. It looks delicious.

A salad with a little bit of tomato.

Where's the salt? I don't know.

Always the same. Forgot the salt.

Can I help you out?

Hey, great. You speak English.

I see that your table is without a salt shaker, so you take ours.

Yeah, thank you. Hey, where are you from, my friend?

From Narbonne.

Narbonne? And you, where do you come from?

I'm from Tarragon, but I lived in Narbonne for a while. Will you be going

to Costa Bravo?

Costa Bravo?

You're going there?

It's not that we don't want to go, but we've heard the food is not very good,

and Sophie and I, we like to eat well.

You're right. The food's not very good there. But I could recommend a wonderful

restaurant we went to. Unfortunately, I don't know whether you want to spend an

arm and a leg. It's a bit expensive there.

Well, we are on vacation, and money is a problem. Dear, don't worry.

You should have enough money. Sophie, you know that money's not ours. It's

money for the government. Hey, if I could help, I've got some extra money. I

could lend it to you, and you can return it the next time we see each other, say,

in Paris. Anyway, I like you both.

Very kind.

If you insist, I accept. Thank you.

Can I buy you a drink after dinner?

It would be a pleasure.

I know of a terrific place in town. The flamenco music's fantastic.

A friend recommended me. Why don't we go, and we can get to know each other a

little better, eh?

What do you say, Frank? Oh, no, no, no. I accept the drink, but the other is too

much. But we can split expenses. Come on.

It'll be fun.

Well, what do you think, darling?

Well, uh, I think so.

Okay. Very well. Have a good dinner. Thanks. You too.

Waiter, please.

Could we be served?

And you, aren't you going to eat anything?

No, sir.

I'm really not hungry.

Have you seen my husband?

No, not at all.

Hey, I have some gossip.

Oh, no.

My husband is flirting.

He's not flirting with me.

Who do you think it could be?

Let's see what you think of this one.

The maid.

In that case, then the problem is complex.

You don't have to tell me.

And what are you going to do?

Well, well, there's Albert.

Albert, please.

Two glasses of, well, let's see, orange juice. Ah, ladies, very good.

Two orange juices, yes.

Ah, yes.

So, Sophia, what do you think about my husband?

Oh, I think he's very interesting.

I'm thirsty.

Such a beautiful day, huh?

Uh-huh.

Here's my Adonis.

We were talking about you.

About me?

Was it good or bad?

What gives?

Your reputation.

We should get some sun.

Yes, it's beautiful.

Are you going to swim?

Later. Have you been here long?

Yes, as you can see, I'm already tanning. And you? I just got here. I

haven't had time yet. What were you doing?

Chatting with your wife. Yeah, you two were gossiping, huh?

Yes.

So, are you very thirsty?

Yes, I'm going to get something to drink. Oh, all right. I'll wait till

Albert gets here.

We already ordered two orange drinks.

How is your husband?

Very well. I don't see him much. He's busy all day long, though.

That's not a vacation.

At least you know where he is.

You know something?

I read somewhere that the sun takes a whole lot out of a man.

Oh, boy, there are bad writers everywhere.

Yes, please bring me the same.

The same? The same.

Ah, yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Looks great.

Well to your health Yes to our health to our how should I say it our

better understanding?

Yes to our better understanding

Better late than never, ain't it, sir?

To your health and to a better understanding.

Cheers. Cheers.

I think I'll go for a swim. Ah, good

idea.

for me.

I'm out of shape.

I must exercise more often.

I wouldn't worry about it.

So, your husband leaves you often?

He doesn't leave that much.

Hi, everybody.

There he is. There's a water cold.

Sunbathing? Of course.

I think I'll take a swim.

Hey!

Oh, you splashed me.

He's something.

Your husband is a good swimmer.

He likes sports.

Doll.

Swimming.

I'll go tennis.

How are you, love?

What can I get you?

I think I'll phone up for a cognac.

Hello?

Room service?

I would like a bottle of cognac and two glasses, please.

Room four.

You're very kind.

Maria's very nice.

What? She has a nice shape.

Well, not bad. It's all a question of appreciation.

Yes, that's true.

And what do you think of him?

Uh, he's kind of sweet.

With a style like, uh, Errol Flynn.

Without the cape or sword.

You are very nice.

And now what?

Here,

come here.

Hello? Hello, this is Mrs. Pinard.

How are you, Sophie?

I have something very important to tell you. It's urgent.

Room service.

Please send me a bottle of soda, room number four, right away, if you would.

Thank you.

Can I see you?

Naturally. Where?

In my room, if you like.

I'll be waiting.

Come in.

Is that you?

Ah, come in.

Yes.

Good afternoon.

Ah, good afternoon.

I was surprised by your phone call just now.

Is there a problem?

Why don't you come on and sit down and tell me about it?

Now, what's wrong?

Well, I believe that your wife is fooling around, is...

Having an affair with my husband.

Ah.

That is a vaudeville situation.

And what might you do in a situation like this?

Revenge?

Do you think we... Do you think it will be okay?

I think so.

Then, how do we do it?

Come here and I'll show you.

Here's your order, sir. Yes.

Leave it there.

Listen.

No. No.

No, I don't like that.

No.

No.

No. No. No.

You're hurting me.

It's alright.

I said more.

Thank you.

I'm coming!

Oh.

Go on.

Master! Master!

Hmm.

uh oh

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Sam, it didn't get...

Look at the little boat. It's beautiful.

Such a pretty day.

Hello,

ladies. Oh, hello.

Thank you.

Come on.

Good morning, ladies. How are you? Good morning. Good morning. How are you?

Good.

Okay,

we're going to have fun today.

Son. You're doing well, huh?

Yes. Good. You're doing well?

Oh, yes.

Have fun.

Oh, I can't breathe.

Why don't you go up top?

i hope i don't burn huh

Come in.

Pierre, hello. Hi.

Yeah, hello.

Isn't it a beautiful day, don't you think so?

What's wrong with your wife?

I don't want to go to bed with her. I can't understand it.

Everything was fine with me to now.

I hope so.

Tell me, what does your husband do?

Oh, he's a chief accountant in Cui Bar Lone.

He's got a job of responsibility.

Yes. He has to go to seminars.

You should see him with all his big bosses.

As smart as he is when he has to talk to Mr. Smith, he gets really shy. I know

he's his superior, but he shouldn't feel that way.

I don't understand.

Do you hate him? A lot?

No. Why?

Oh, nothing.

Come here. Do you have time?

I'm not in any hurry.

Can you keep a little secret?

Oh, I might be able to.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah, let's.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

This is the life, eh, Lewis? Great lunch. I told you that restaurant was

good. You wanted to go someplace else.

Let's sit around the pool. Oh, no.

I'll tell you, let's go have a drink first.

Let's go over to the bar. There's always time for a pool.

Yeah, come on. There's a food table.

I'd like to tell you a story of something that happened to us.

My wife and I took a short trip to Los Angeles, and the liberation there has

taken gigantic proportions.

All anyone ever talked about was couples swapping and sexual liberation.

There's a very famous place there called the Play-Doh. It's just off Sunset

Boulevard on the street. Like in New York. Exactly. I see you also know about

that.

Anyway, I heard there's going to be one built somewhere in France. I think it's

going to be called the Prohibitive America, and they're going to build a

chain of resorts around.

It's amazing.

And everybody joins in. That's it. And there's where you two can have the

opportunity.

But what's it really like?

Like I said, it's a place where you meet many intimate and attractive friends,

and you make a lot of intimate acquaintances, you know?

I think it would be well worth it for you, though it's not something that one

normally rushes into. Especially then.

But you've got to be sure that you take all the time necessary to make it a

pleasurable experience.

You understand?

See what I mean?

Have you tried it?

To tell you the truth, my wife and I have participated on several occasions

with different couples.

Right, love?

Yes, and I must tell you, it was a very pleasant experience. And I hope that

since we don't have a place like the Play-Doh, we might be able to

improvise.

Improvise something.

What are you saying?

Oh, you know.

Well, I trust that we can have the pleasure of talking about this further,

perhaps over dinner. We can get to know each other a little better, huh?

Unless, of course, you want to talk now.

Let's go to our suite where it's a bit cooler.

At least we'll be out of the sun and in the shade here.

You have to excuse me. It's not as comfortable as I wanted it to be, but

it's not bad.

Please, get comfortable.

What were we going to talk about?

Well, the situation that human beings find themselves in. Oh, what situation?

Well, I imagine it's the same one that we find ourselves in today.

Don't you think? It's never happened to us. Oh, no? To tell you the truth, no. I

can't understand how a wonderful couple like you don't want to go places where

you can meet people who want to get close and have some fun.

Can I tell you the truth? Sure, why not? We are listening.

I have been thinking about it for a while, but I was afraid to talk to my

wife about it because I didn't know how she would take it. What do you say,

dear? Do you accept that proposition?

Yes. Good.

Well, why do you say we get started?

I find you very attractive. I think if we start... Sure.

You like me?

All right.

Yes, that'd be lovely. You'll find this to be a lot of fun.

Hey, come on.

A little less conversation and take better care of my wife, huh?

Well... That's easy.

Okay, let's get through it. Very well, you can help. And if you want to know

the truth, my wife is an expert in the subject. You won't be disappointed.

I'll tell you in a minute.

Attention,

attention. The situation I was talking about is about to start.

So let's take very good care of these ladies. What do you say, huh?

Eager and waiting. Let's enjoy and have fun

Congratulations, your husband gets hard real fast.

No remarks, please. Those are the rules.

I won't disappoint you, Sophie.

You'll see.

I can see it now.

Hey, your wife is not bad.

Take your dress off. Please, love,

for me, please.

There you go.

Oh.

Did you know your wife has wonderful lips?

So...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh.

Are you alright?

No. Is there a problem?

No.

Excuse me, my friend, but I feel obligated to rescue my wife.

No, please.

It seems your wife is not liberated yet.

It's only natural.

It's not so bad for the first time. Don't you agree?

I don't know, but my wife feels very comfortable, doesn't she?

Well, I tell you, since you've already gotten a good start, why don't you just

continue?

At least he fucks well, doesn't he?

It's true.

I've never seen him so active with me.

You'd better forget your inhibitions and do what they do.

It would be hard to beat you or her.

In that case, you'd better watch and learn.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.