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He said that he wanted somebody really wild and exotic.

Of course, I thought of you.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I told him that you'd be calling, so, um, you ready to take his number?

Hello again.

Welcome back.

I just love repeat business.

And so do my girls.

But lately, there's been a little bit of heat.

No, not that kind of heat.

The kind of heat that we get every time there's an

election year.

It seems the politicians get a sudden dose of morality, and they make people

like me and my girl targets.

Along with violence and movies and TV and... Well, it's all a bunch of

horseshit, but that's what happens.

Of course, the irony is that the politicians and judges are some of my

best customers.

But...

Talking about my girls and myself gives them a lot of good publicity.

Hey, at least I'm up front and honest about what I do.

Your wish is

their command.

So, if you're ready to strip away all of your inhibitions, let's go take a look.

My office is just around the corner.

And that's how the trouble started, or what I thought was trouble at first.

The cops, urged on by the politicians, started a crackdown on the kind of

activities that my girls and I provide.

It's me.

Listen, I got somebody I want you to take care of for me, okay?

It's my financial advisor.

Yeah, he's good. What do you think? He takes care of my stuff.

Okay, listen, here's the address.

Yeah, this is Gary.

Yeah, what time is Mr. Simmons coming in for that consultation?

Two hours?

Okay, I'll be in the office then.

All right.

Don't worry, I'll be there.

She gets here soon.

I've waited for this girl for a long time.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

You must be Bamboo. Yeah.

Well, I'm Mr. Hartman. Nice to meet you. Yeah.

Heidi told me about you.

She said you were hot. She wasn't kidding, was she?

Why don't you stand over here and show me the goods?

little tease.

I like to be teased.

Yeah.

That's your ass.

That's your ass.

That's your ass. That's your ass. That's your ass.

That's your ass.

That's your ass.

A little comfortable.

Let's take those clothes off nice and slow for me, baby.

Geez, baby.

You know how to dance?

What? You know how to dance?

Oh, dance? Yeah, a little dance.

A little hop.

A little hop. Yeah, isn't it, baby?

Yes.

So the fuck? Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

It's the single part of my dick.

My big hard dick.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

What's up?

Hey guys, how's it going?

My lawyer's been very helpful.

He has access to a lot of good information.

And he should. His old man's a judge.

a tough sentence today, Dad?

Hell no.

You know, you've seen those hoodlums they parade in here. They're degenerate,

perverted, corrupt criminals.

Yeah, I thought you were supposed to be impartial.

Well, I am impartial. I'm a fair judge.

Well, I remember spending the majority of my teen years in solitary in my

bedroom.

Now, that was good for you.

You know, that...

All that time you spent in your room made a lawyer out of you.

Incarceration was good for you.

Think of the time you had to study and whack off. Made a man out of you. By the

way, what are you doing here?

Nothing really. Just got some part business.

Thought I'd stop in and say hello.

So I'm just up here to do a little paperwork with the courthouse and I

thought I'd stop in and say hello.

How's the vice probes going?

Real good.

If the police stop trading them in, I keep on busting them.

Toss out the net, bring those whores in, there won't be any trollops left.

I gotta get to an arraignment.

See you then.

So how did it go?

Really? Well, that's good to know.

Alright, well, I'll try to have your fee sent out within the hour, okay?

Let me just get you posted.

Thanks.

Hi.

Can you take care of the lawyer's fee for me?

I said I'd do it within the hour. Can you do that?

Okay, great.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

um

It's supposed to be.

I see you started without me.

She looks so good.

Yes.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

on your mouth.

Oh man.

You nasty little slut.

I'll make sure this month's bill reads paid in full on the receipt.

My attorney isn't the only one helping me.

Just to cover my ass, I made sure that I had a good friend inside the police

department.

Yeah, it's me. Do I have any messages?

All right, look, tell the captain I'm still checking out those leads.

Yeah,

I'm working at it. I'm still checking them out, but I'll get back to him. All

right?

What the cops didn't know was that I had some inside help.

The man they put on my tail was also a client of mine.

Hey, it's Lieutenant.

Yeah. Hey, I worked some on that situation and I checked around

and I haven't heard anything.

No one else seems to have heard anything.

I think it's okay.

You know that other end of that promise?

I could sure use one of those fine ladies you're talking about.

You should go ahead and send her over, man.

Okay.

Promise is a promise.

Hello,

I'm Lisa.

Oh, you're the girl at the... That's right, and you are the very nice girl

that... You've been helping us a lot.

Yeah. And thank you very much.

You're going to thank me, right? Yeah.

I'm going to thank you.

You should take that dress off.

Let me see what's stinking me.

Wouldn't you help me to take the dress off?

Well, you're quick.

So, you know, everybody at the house is very happy and very proud of your job.

That's good.

You should be proud.

Yeah, I am.

I'll show you how proud I am.

You are

so

big.

Well, I've been waiting a while.

Well, looks like you're funny too, huh?

I'm sorry.

It's very exciting to come.

Yeah.

My friends are on here.

Most of the barnyard, right?

I can hear them.

Yes.

Fuel stripped it like you have.

So

what

do you have to tell me?

Basically, it seems like the latest Hollywood matter busts seem to be

keeping their interest.

And there's enough publicity for the government and the law enforcement

agencies to be happy.

So, um, here's the scoop.

My sources in Vice tell me that with a little special attention, they can

deflect any possible investigation that might come your way.

Great. So how much is this going to cost me?

Um, these gentlemen that currently control Vice, they're looking for...

A little grease for those squeaky wheels. You know, somebody with some

special abilities.

All right.

I know just what grease to use. Let me take care of this, okay?

Right. Good.

What?

I have had it with men.

And you're not surprised. They're all asses. I am completely done. I have made

my final and utter decision never to be with another man again.

I'm sorry. I already knew that. What's in the bag?

Well, something that helps me make my decision that I don't need men.

I had fun shopping.

Nice bag.

Well, you know. Woo!

Look at all this stuff. You know. Look at

all this stuff.

I went to the toy store.

Funny. Good stuff.

I'm sorry.

I'm not. I think that it would be quite advantageous to be a full

-time lesbian.

What you got in there?

Yours.

I knew if I came over you'd make me feel better.

I

wasn't

expecting that.

I thought, oh, that's very nice.

Oh,

yes,

please.

I really want a bear.

A bear?

Yeah.

I want to suck on something big.

Yeah.

Listen, I have a special project for you.

Um, two vice cops?

Um, this is something that's going to take your particular skills and

expertise, if you know what I mean.

You know what? I totally have to be honest with you. I am just not into men

today. It probably wouldn't be a good idea, but, uh...

Oh, you know what? If you call Charlie Angel, why don't you call Charlie? I

know that she loves cops.

Sure.

I'm sorry. Oh, thank you anyway, though. All right, I'll talk to you soon.

Okay, bye.

One thing I've learned, vice cops on a stakeout get lonely.

And with the right bait, you can lead them around by their dicks.

That didn't take long, though.

Thank you.

Boom.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

um um

Oh my God.

Hello. Hey, when did you get back in town?

Yeah, how'd it go?

Yeah, I heard about your album. Congratulations.

So you're going to be wanting to celebrate?

Great. Which of my girls would you like me to set you up with?

Me? Why me?

Really? Okay, because it's a special occasion.

Finally going to make your comeback, huh?

Yeah, well, we'll see.

I mean, any comeback's gonna depend on the sales of this album and any future

albums after that.

I just love these things.

Yeah.

Okay.

Here we go.

You don't celebrate very often, do you?

Haven't had much reason to.

Make it toast to the future success of Pegasus the future success

of everything

Expensive champagne?

Yeah, but no wonder I don't drink this stuff.

Enough with the champagne.

oh fuck

Thank you.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Another election year has come and gone.

If only those politicians spent as much time and effort solving their own

problems as they do with all of ours, the world would be a much better place.

But, c'est la vie.

I have to go now. I've got a very special client to meet.

So I'll see you soon.

Take care now.

Until next time.

Have a good night.