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All right, you know, I'd like to stick around, Mom.

Where are you going?

I'm going to Dad's.

You're going to Dad's?

Yes. Where you're going to catch a plane to fucking Maui?

With what money?

Why are you doing this?

Because the reason I'm here to take care of you, I don't want a fucking kid. I

don't want to take care of somebody.

Yeah, but you're not taking care of me.

Well, you're not really a kid either, so... You know what? I'm getting old

enough to where I can take care of myself.

Oh, you can take care of yourself.

Do you even know how much a gallon of milk costs?

Why are you being condescending?

Do you know how to leave the country? Do you have a passport?

Do you know who pays your car insurance?

I know one thing for a fact.

You know probably exactly one thing, motherfucker.

Yeah, why dad left you.

Wait, he didn't what are you gonna do? Why don't you want me to stay so bad?

Anyways, all we do is arguing and do this constant fucking sick of it Oh,

that's really cute.

That's really cute Like what am I I'm like the wicked stepmother. Is that is

that what this is? I'm he doesn't give a shit about you That's why I'm here.

I'm here cuz I feel guilty to be honest

Forever I guess fucking typical. Look at you.

You can't commit to anything Couldn't commit to the fucking clarinet. You

couldn't commit to martial arts. You couldn't commit to soccer You couldn't

commit to finishing fucking high school now after the GED you can't handle

community college It's just too fucking hard.

You want to bring girls here like every other the night there She's probably

like is she even 18?

Who are these people? I think you make shitty decisions.

I never wanted to be a parent Like, this is just crazy.

I got a sweet deal, and I'm not gonna let you fuck it up.

Yeah, but you know what?

What? All this shit you're saying, my cell phone in my pocket, I'm recording

all of it, and I'm gonna send it to Dad.

He knows I was just in it for the fucking money. He needed a fucking

babysitter for you. So now you have a babysitter. You have a full-time

babysitter in your big, huge fucking house, but you're not gonna treat me

like shit because I'm the boss.

Yeah, but you know what? He told me that he's been sending money, and I haven't

seen any of it.

So what's the situation? I don't understand what the deal is. You can't

even do basic fucking math. Why would I give you access to a bank account so you

can go buy a bunch of fucking drugs?

How would you know if I can do basic math or not?

You don't even look at anything that's going on with my schooling.

Nothing. I get the fucking notices from the college saying that you're not

attending classes.

Well, you seem really, you know, it almost seems like you don't want me to

be here, but you're keeping me here for some reason that you don't want to

elaborate on.

The big elephant in the room is that dad has money and you don't. And if I leave,

the nice car out there is gone. All that shit's gone and you know it.

You'll end up having to like do some crazy fucking job. You'll have to like

strip or like fucking do porn or something crazy like that. How do you

think I met your father?

Dumb dumb.

You think you're trying to call my bluff?

Is that what you think? You told me you guys met at work.

See, you really are stupid.

Listen to how condescending you are. You wonder why he left you. Because you're a

fucking baby.

A baby?

I just want to go. You know what? I need my skateboard. I just want to get out of

here. You're going to fucking skateboard.

You're going to skateboard out of here. You're going to skateboard across the

ocean to your fucking dad's. He's already got other people. He doesn't

give a shit about you.

I'm the only thing between you and just fucking nothing. You want to go be a

feral fucking child?

Is that what you want?

I feel bad for you.

I mean, come on. I have to boss around a grown man.

A grown man, I have to handle all of his business for him.

It's fucking ridiculous.

He's in Hawaii.

Why do you care?

I feel bad for you.

Well, no, you're being condescending. You're trying to play mind games.

Be honest with me. It's not working.

It kind of hurts my feelings, to be honest with you.

Look, you're not the boss. Look at this. I have a divided family, and look how

you treat me.

Well, I'm honest with you.

Honest? I think you're a little overly honest.

You're a fucking asshole!

Yeah, but you're talking like you have some kind of ulterior motive or

something. What the fuck do you want me here for if you hate me so much?

You have all these negative things to say, but I have no idea why you want me

here.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Got a brain like my father.

Noticed? Maybe I'm not so stupid. How about I just send this recording to his

email and just see what he thinks about how you're talking to me. Because I know

for a fact, and I can show you text messages, I know for a fact that he's

been sending money.

And another thing that's pathetic about it is he's been having to send me money

and letters and hide things in books, cash, this and that, because you are not

doing what you're supposed to be doing.

There was no reason why I didn't have a car in ninth grade. What did you do with

the money that he sent?

I fucking spent it on myself because I deserved it. Because I laid under that

fucking dirty old man and I did my time and I deserve to have fucking nice

things. That's what happened. I think that dirty old man set you up pretty

fucking nice if you ask me.

I deserved it. I fucking earned it. Why did you deserve it? You're my stepmom. I

didn't even come out of you. Why are you so self-entitled? I don't get it.

You don't know what it is to work.

That's your problem.

You've never had to have a real job.

Why would I? I'm still young. Why do you want to force that kind of shit on me?

Not that young.

Just get out of my way. I'm getting out of here.

Oh.

look at you being a little abrasive you know if i leave the money is gone

yeah all this but what is this what i

love most about my home so oh yeah look at that very cute it's

very unambiguous isn't it mr stupid needs to get out of here

It's fine. Why are you doing this? I mean... So you're going to leave? I want

to hear it come out of your mouth. I know why you're doing it, but I want to

hear it come out of your mouth.

If I leave, what happens?

I don't know.

Why would you want to leave?

I mean, do you really want to leave? This is why he left you. You're out of

your mind.

What are you talking about?

If you could hear how you're talking to me, you would know why I don't want to

be here and stay with you. I don't even know... I think you like to get me

worked up. That's what I think.

I think that you do this shit on purpose.

I think you like to see me like this.

I thought it was stupid.

Doesn't take a whole day to recognize sunshine.

Huh? Said it doesn't take a whole day to recognize sunshine. A broken clock is

right twice a day.

Yeah, well, it seems like you're getting a little tired and a little flustered.

This is how you like to get me in this state.

So what's this really about? You're not really gonna leave.

Why would you tell on me?

You think I have this much control over you?

I just want to get out of here because I'm sick of living like this. My dad's

sending me money. I'm not seeing any of it.

You got me some ratchet ass... My first car, some ratchet ass... It was fucking

practical. I'm trying to teach you life skills.

My dad's a fucking lawyer. I could have a car much nicer than what's outside.

It's almost embarrassing.

And you're going to know nothing. I'm trying to teach you valuable life

skills, okay?

Valuable life skills? Yeah.

I'm trying to get you to leave this house a fucking grown-up. If you walk

out that door right now, you're going to be a fucking child for the rest of your

life, okay?

Why? Why do you assume that?

Because you refuse to take care of yourself.

You're just going to go find someone else like me.

You're gonna find someone, like, another friend that you pay to be your friend.

All these people that hang around you, they hang around you because they know

you have money. Or that you're coming into money.

They're all paid nannies.

All your friends.

And I'm just another nanny.

So are you.

At least I know it.

Yeah, well, I don't think you know it too much.

I don't even know why he dumped me off at you. Let's just call him and put him

on speakerphone. How about that?

What do you think about it?

You want to have a conversation with dad about this?

If I can leave or not?

Like a dictator?

Oh no, I'm a dictator.

You are?

So why don't you just let me grab my stuff and I'll be on my way and you

don't have to deal with this stress anymore.

No. Huh?

No, I'm not letting you go.

No, you're not letting the money go. You don't give a fuck about me.

I do care about you.

Really? Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is going to happen to you out there. You

have a strange way of showing it.

How would you like me to show it? And another thing, I've got to bring

something up. It may be uncomfortable for you to talk about, but I am your

stepson. It's kind of awkward and embarrassing, but when I have my friends

come over, I can hear the weird porn that you're listening to in your room.

I don't...

And it sounds really weird.

Like, you don't watch, like, the normal porn like normal people watch. I can

hear it coming down the hallway.

You didn't know that,

did you? Fuck you.

Huh? Fuck you.

Well, you have.

I've been listening. I hear it. You're invading my privacy?

You're spying on me? I don't think you turning the volume up while you're

watching porn with your stepson down the hallway is invading your privacy. I

think that's just my ears working.

I mean, stepson is legal. Come the fuck on.

I heard something about gloves and, like, ripping my hair out. All kinds of

really hardcore, weird stuff that I don't even need to be exposed to

anyways.

Oh, now, which one are you? Are you a fucking man? Are you a fucking baby?

What are you talking about? Now you're just like some innocent, you're some

helpless innocent.

I mean, you were in high school when I came into this house. Calm the fuck on.

I had to address this.

I had to address this porn issue.

Because you watch porn more than I do, and I'm a teenage fucking kid, man.

So what's up with that?

Why are you picking it up so loud anyways to where I can hear it? Are you

telling me that your dad was such a fuck-up he didn't even go over the birds

and the bees with you? You don't know what the fuck porn is?

Oh, now you're going to beat me down. My dad, you know he's neglected me too.

Now you're going to go down that path?

Oh, so now you're going to make me feel guilty?

I don't even know how I ended up staying with you. I hate you.

Oh, you do?

Yes, I do. I want you to get out of my way. Then why don't you leave in the

middle of the night when I'm sleeping?

Why do you wait until you know I'm going to fucking hear you? And why do you make

a big fucking commotion about it so that I know you're leaving?

Because you like to get me worked up like this. This is your favorite thing

to do.

I'm wondering what's your problem.

You think I'm capable of building up sexual tension? I'm a fucking young...

See, you're just perverted.

And you know what? You didn't even address the issues I had with that. I

had my friends over. You know how embarrassing that was?

I don't think you have feelings, to be honest.

Embarrassed? It's hard to believe. You have no sense of shame. So I'm trying to

understand where embarrassment would come in. You're fucking shameless. I

just find it ironic that... Irony?

The metaphysical concept?

No, I just find it ironic when I have my friends over and we're playing video

games. And down the hallway, in your bedroom, every time I have my friends

over, listen to some crazy-ass fucking porn.

Because you're 19 and you're playing fucking video games. Come the fuck on.

Yeah, well, how old are you and you're fucking watching hardcore porn? Old

enough to watch porn!

Asshole while my friends are here, so I can hear you like people Why the fuck

are your friends are playing video games like you're in fucking high school.

You're in college You're fucking an adult like what the fuck man Yeah, but

you know what when I go to and you want me to be like your fucking mom You think

it's cool when I'm hanging out my friends, and they make fun of me because

my mom's listen No one's making fun of you. I'm here.

No I hear what they say what they say is dude. I wish I could fuck your stepmom

That's what they say. I know exactly what they say. So that's why you're

watching porn. Because you want to fuck my friends? I don't want to fuck your

friends. I'm not a goddamn psychopath.

Are you fucking kidding me? It's disgusting.

Alright, so you're going to have to pull more out of your sleeve to get me to

stay here.

So what are you thinking?

Because I'm already beat down and worn down psychologically from arguing with

you. So do you have any suggestions on trying to keep me here?

I'm too young to have this kind of stress.

I'm starting to think that your little porn fiascos when my friends are here

are starting to lead to something. You're the one building up the tension.

Trying to play reverse psychology with me.

So is that what you want?

Because I think you're the one doing reverse psychology.

I don't know what I want anymore. Is that what you want? I'm tired. I keep

looking at my tits. I'm tired and I'm young and I just don't understand.

I wanted to go and you're like holding me captive here.

I'm holding you captive.

Yes.

You are.

You keep looking at my tits.

You always find a way to talk about sex or porn when I'm around. No, I don't.

You want to be like your dad? Is that it? I was addressing an issue.

Well, you're a man, so why don't you ask for what you want? I don't know. I'm

nervous. I don't like how you're acting.

I think you know what you want.

So if you're such a man, why don't you ask for it? Is that what you're

insinuating? Are you really insinuating what I think you're insinuating? Well,

you're going to have to own this one. If it's what you want, you're going to have

to ask for it.

Ask for what? Man, you're making me nervous. I just want to go.

Just let me get out of here.

You're really going to leave?

You're gonna leave your nanny? Is that what you're gonna do? I'll make sure my

dad still sends you at least like a quarter of what he's sending now just to

take care of you because you have helped but I really want to get out of here.

Yeah. I've already set up a place to stay and all that. Oh, yeah.

Yes.

How long do you think that's gonna last?

I don't know. What are you implying? What do you want?

That you always come back to your nanny.

My nanny? Your little minder.

You always come back here.

Has someone take care of you and microwave your fucking mac and cheese?

Make sure you're fed well So why don't you ask for what you want since you're

such a man? Okay. Well, why don't you?

You're gonna make me do this for you to do make you do what I'm not making

anything you're so why are you patronizing placating?

Manipulation all this weird shit. You want to be the boss?

Is that it?

Well, you know you're trying if you're so obsessed with porn and yada yada

yada, why don't you like Show me why don't you like show me what a blowjob is

or something some of those weird things I hear coming out of the bedroom Say

that again I said I want to know what a blowjob is Say it again.

I'm not gonna say it again. It's awkward Making this really awkward. Oh, I'm

making it awkward.

Yes

Hey, at least I said something.

Hmm. Sparked my curiosity.

I see.

Yeah.

So that's what this is about. You're expecting me to take control and I'm

yelling that one. What the fuck to do?

Well, how do you think that young men grow up?

I have no fucking idea.

Well.

I'm not sitting down. Why don't you sit down?

So what are you trying to do? All right. So I guess, you know, this may be worth

staying around, but I don't know what my girlfriend would think about it.

Your girlfriend doesn't give a shit about you.

What the hell? You're crazy.

What are you doing?

You've had my dad, now you want the younger version? I see what this is

about now.

Well, the younger version is better.

So what are you implying? What am I supposed to do?

Well, why don't you take your cock out to start? How about that?

Jeez, it's so abrasive, but you promise you won't say anything to dad?

Yes or no?

You act like you want me to do this more than you.

I promise I won't tell your father.

So, get it hard for me.

It's a nice cock.

It's so nice and young.

Yeah?

Yeah. I wouldn't know.

I'm a little nervous.

Don't be nervous.

This is what you wanted, isn't it?

Yeah.

I think this is what you wanted.

I think you like this game.

Okay You don't really have to do anything

You want me to sit down?

Do you want to sit, yeah?

Can I see your tits too?

You're willing to go the distance so I don't leave.

Let's take a seat. How about that?

The first time I'd had a buzzer, I would be messed up, man.

Well, I've touched everything else, so.

You slap it on your tits.

Keep doing that. I'm gonna tell dad to send more money. Send more money.

Does it taste the same as dad?

No, it's sweeter.

It is? Yeah.

I don't know what that means, but I guess I'll stay, okay?

Okay. But please don't tell dad about this. I won't. You promise?

Mm-hmm.

Okay. I'm gonna put my bags away.

Yeah, you put your bags away.

All right. Mm-hmm.

And suddenly you're the best.

Where is my stepmother?

Oh, shit. Oh, what the fuck?

I'll get out. I'm sorry.

What are you doing in here?

Huh? I was just, uh... I don't know. I needed a ride somewhere.

What? I needed a ride. If your father knew you were in here... I needed a

ride to the skate park, so I just came here. I'm sorry.

Is there Deckard?

I thought you were your father.

I didn't mean to wake you up. I just needed a ride really bad.

I'll go.

I'm sorry. This is kind of weird. I'm your stepmom. I thought we talked about

this. You can't feel that way about me. I'm your stepmom now.

I know, but what you did the other day had me a little confused.

I mean,

I can't. It's not right.

No one's seen your dad since Hawaii. Who cares?

I mean that... I'm not doing anything. I'm just...

I was dreaming about it.

My pussy was so wet.

Why would you need to go to the skate

park at night?

friends are there.

riding a bike except to use your dick

you should help me finish what's going on down there i

don't even know what to do you never that girlfriend of yours

she's kind of slutty but she she only does blowjobs

Well, that's what I'm here for.

Yeah? You want to try?

Yeah?

You want to try to fuck me?

factors.

It's fine. It's fine. You're making me nervous.

Listen, I... I don't understand what to do.

I got... What fucking time is it?

What time is it?

I don't know. What time is it? I don't know. You got a watch on your wrist.

Come on. I don't have a watch on me. You won't pay for my cell phone.

Oh, God.

That's birds.

Great.

The sun's going to be up.

I have shit to do.

Go on. You need to get out of here.

I need my sleep, okay? I need my... You can't keep doing this. This is, like,

not going to work, okay?

So, just... Are you still taking me to the skate park later?

Fuck.

Yeah, I'll take you to the fucking skate park.

Okay. Oh, my God.

I don't know. You don't want to embarrass.

I'll leave, okay?

Oh, my God. I need my sleep.

Okay. God, get out of here.

Oh. Sorry, Jesus.

Oh, it's... You're fucking bothering me, dude. Okay, I won't bother you again.

Fuck.

Faster, dude.

I'm already awake. Just fucking go.

Oh my god.

Alright, bye.

You're such a brat.

Fucker.

Damn it.

Hey.

What are you up to?

I'm looking for these.

Well, as a matter of fact, I am.

Well, you're not going to fucking get them.

Why not?

I left a list of chores to do, and you haven't done any of them.

You're grown up now, so you can do your fucking chores.

Yeah, but I have a date. I have shit I've got to do.

You do have shit you have to do. You have a list of shit that you have to do.

Before you can leave the fucking house. You're not hanging out with that fucking

slut. Yeah, but I have a date. I have to go.

You don't date sluts. You just fuck them.

She'll find another dick to jump on, I'm sure.

I don't think she's a slut. She's young. She doesn't even fucking... I don't even

think she knows how to have sex.

You know what you're talking about.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What is so funny?

Boys are so stupid.

You really believe that shit?

She's probably got five different guys on the line.

I'm sorry.

Fine, I'll walk.

Oh, you're gonna walk? You're gonna walk to your date? Real romantic and cute.

You really got your shit together, dude.

Wow. Yeah.

You're verbally abusive.

Am I? Mm-hmm. At least I don't go in people's bedrooms at night and creep on

them and try to... Can you please have the keys now? No.

Come on.

They hate me so much. Jesus.

Why do you disrespect me so much?

How am I disrespecting you? I'm looking for keys so I can go on a date.

There's shit to be done around the house, dude Oh,

I'm your evil stepmother. Like what are you fucking Cinderella? Are you a

princess? Is that what this is? I mean, come on Yeah

steel resolved He didn't take off he abandoned you

so what do you want from me? I don't get it. You won't give me the keys. Why

don't you leave? What is it exactly?

I've been hard at work at the country club trying to... Oh my god, you're

seducing me.

Again?

What the heck?

You're out of control.

Just give me the damn key so I can get out of here.

Seducing you? Is that... The boy that can't stop staring at my tits. That

sneaks into my room at night because he's got to have some.

I'm seducing him. That's what's going on here. That's exactly what's going on.

I don't think Jesus would approve of this. I think I have a very perverted,

perverted stepson that's trying to corrupt me and turn me into a life of

sin. That's what I think. I think I was a good Christian woman before I came in

this house. And then your dad left me to take care of you.

I think you're self-projecting.

I don't think so.

I'm scared.

Listen, your dad was like, let's get married. You take care of my kid.

I need to go on a date. And then that kid... Give me the damn keys.

Oh, I hit him like a fucking magic trick.

What?

Get over here.

Get over here.

What is this?

You know what this is.

You love this game. Come on. What if I kill you?

You think she could take me?

I mean.

All right, look, fuck you again, but we got to stop doing this. This is out of

control. Oh, oh, it's out of control.

Yeah, I have a girlfriend, and you're my horny stepmom, and you won't stop.

Jeez. That's a really cute story.

I do have to admit, I think Dad's pretty stupid.

You guys were in love, and you're just warning all this fucking time. Jesus.

All right.

Hmm.

Look at that. You do look hot. Why are you dressed so nice while I'm going on a

date? You've been listening to me? I'm trying to find a replacement for your

father.

Clearly, but it's not going to be me.

No, I need someone that's better with their money.

I don't have a lot of money and my old man kicks the bucket.

Go ahead and seduce me.

That's funny. You always have a lot to say, but your dick always tells the

truth, doesn't it?

Always.

It's always ready.

You're always a very sexy stepmom. That's for sure.

Yeah.

Fixed up today.

I know what you want.

Well, I mean, if you have to fuck a dirty old man to get his money, you may

as well get a consolation prize.

You want the younger version.

Yeah. I want the one that still looks good.

Jesus.

You're so mean to him.

You're fucking your stepmother. You're fucking his wife, but I'm mean to him.

You just need to be fucked. That's what you need to do.

I love that you're fucking your dad's wife, but I'm the bad person.

Ex-wife.

Super soon to be if he finds out about this.

Maybe if you worked as much as your dick we wouldn't be in this problem.

Closer to getting the keys now?

A little bit.

She's like a boss.

I am a boss. I'm nervous. Boss of you.

Yeah.

So much better.

Oh, fuck.

You like that?

Yeah, you like playing with your dad's toy, don't you? Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Please have the keys now.

Maybe. We want more, huh?

Crazy.

Alright, look.

Can I have the keys, please?

No.

Yes. No.

Why are you so mean?

Someone has to discipline you. You're teaching me how to have sex. This is

crazy.

Alright, well, I'm going in with the girls if you like it or not. I've given

you enough. Well, you can jump on your little skateboard and whisk away.

Screw you.

I feel violated.