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‎Boys are delicious!

‎And boys are also liars, right?

‎Please get off the stage.

‎This isn't a TED Talk, we're at groove.

‎Okay, fine.

‎Because what am I doing here?

‎Look, I love you, but it's your fault. ‎This is what happens

‎Really?

‎Listen, your event is popping.

‎The comments in my stories are on fire!

‎You know, you… ‎You're too focused on the hands.

‎I can show you what this body can do.

‎We're celebrating!

‎Really?

‎Yes, yes, yes. Please, girl.

‎Let's go, friend. ‎It will be an epic girls' trip.

‎Her best friend from varsity.

‎Baby, don't fight. ‎What are you doing? Wait!

‎What are you doing?

‎Leave the phone.

‎Yeah! Six years ago, when you ‎pretended that you didn't want me,

‎but I could see that you wanted me.

‎Yeah, she's always busy… with Max.

‎Go, friend.

‎Mr. Hands!

‎Your scoreboard is not working!

‎No, it's fine.

‎Baby, wait.

‎My brother, please fix your scoreboard. ‎It's not working!

‎So?

‎Try using another aisle.

‎No, I paid for this lane, ‎I want to use this lane.

‎Please fix it now!

‎Nah, bruh.

‎Bro, you're full of games.

‎Please fix your scoreboard!

‎Call the doctor!

‎If we are married, it makes it easier ‎for us to move together.

‎In the beginning, it was all practical.

‎But I realize that I do ‎want the government

‎to know that I love you.

‎Oh, goodness!

‎Congratulations, I guess.

‎My guy, do you have butter or something?

‎Do you see that you didn't ‎need anyone else?

‎You do, right?

‎Where is Sasa?

‎Seriously, where's Sasa?

‎Don't you know we call her "Location Pin"

‎There she is.

‎On top of a table.

‎Caster, slow down.

‎Okay, where are you rushing to?

‎I wanted to wipe a stain on my… ‎on my pants.

‎I just knew it. ‎I knew it! I knew that…

‎Yeah, because all men are the same.

‎Right?

‎…please tell me.

‎I was going to chill ‎with the security guard.

‎Your mother can't cook.

‎She burns the gravy, she burns it.

‎What a bore.

‎The last bit of gravy.

‎We'll drink it, babe, we'll drink it.

‎It's ours, this gravy, it's ours.

‎The suburbs are boring! Where's ‎the music? I thought it was a party here.

‎Auntie…

‎Your mother would haunt me.

‎I can already imagine her saying…

‎Wow! Baby, I hope there is an open bar.

‎I took three taxis from ‎the township coming here.

‎I didn't come to be sober.

‎And also…

‎Please make sure you sit me ‎next to the men, okay?

‎Auntie…

‎-But there's alcohol. ‎-There is?

‎You see why I love you so much?

‎Do you have gum? My mouth is… My mouth is…

‎Auntie…

‎Wow, it's so beautiful!

‎This is why you'll die alone, ‎my child, you know."

‎The famous Noni!

‎It's beautiful, hey.

‎Yes!

‎Time for gifts.

‎Let them come, let them come!

‎What did the invite say?

‎Okay, open up!

‎Don't tell me none of you ‎brought any gifts.

‎But the invite didn't ‎say anything about bringing gifts.

‎I thought we were just coming ‎to celebrate her job promotion.

‎Seriously! What kind of people are you?

‎This is what happens when you ‎don't read invites.

‎Lovey, where are you going?

‎Yeah, Auntie, let him go.

‎You know how it is with married couples.

‎They always come as a two-for-one special.

‎Auntie.

‎A clit, babe?

‎What, guys…

‎More champagne, so we can celebrate!

‎See? You see what type of friend you are?

‎-Are you ditching him now? ‎-Okay, baby, wait!

‎Is it true? You think marriage ‎is like having your clit electrocuted?

‎Auntie, it's you.

‎Look, you can marry me.

‎Yoh, Dini! I've been looking for you.

‎Sis.

‎I've cut off friends ‎for far less than what Noni just did.

‎You deserve a do-over.

‎…at his event.

‎You see what I mean?

‎She wouldn't last a day…

‎…obviously.

‎Hey, you! No!

‎The things these kids do. ‎These kids are aging me.

‎Cuz, are you sure you ‎can even go on this trip?

‎Look, I haven't had a holiday ‎since these kids were born.

‎You kids don't listen!

‎My gosh.

‎Dineo, you promised me luxury.

‎Oh, come on!

‎Come on now! Come!

‎Oh, come on! Relax, it's content.

‎I promise you.

‎Let's go!

‎Might as well.

‎They're also your kids. ‎Please take care of them.

‎Please speak to them.

‎These kids are going to ‎kill me in my sleep.

‎Baby, please listen to your dad.

‎You guys!

‎The money you have books places like this?

‎Not paying school fees is nice.

‎Right there, right there!

‎Ten minutes in…

‎Please, let's go.

‎I'm coming.

‎Let's go! Let's go! Let's go…

‎Viva la Raza!

‎Really?

‎You know that places in the CBD ‎can be a bit rough, right?

‎Look, I know some people who owe me ‎a big favor who are flying in tomorrow.

‎No, no. I hear you. Even my mother was ‎crying about crumpled bones after 50.

‎Let's go.

‎Welcome to Club Makoti, my sister.

‎Raise your hand.

‎"‎Maak ons tee‎."

‎So, actually, ‎the definition of wife is servitude.

‎Yes, Noni. Daughter in-law duties.

‎Khai just hooked us up ‎with some VVIP tickets to his beach party.

‎Because we came here for Noni.

‎Who is Khai?

‎Probably her sugar daddy.

‎Khai is community dick, friend.

‎Girl, you're lucky ‎you didn't fall for that trap.

‎Girl no, that was like three dudes ago.

‎Dineo knows you don't hook up ‎with a guy more than once, right?

‎Maybe I should send you ‎a weekly update on Dineo.

‎Oh, wait, your generation ‎still uses email, right?

‎-My bag, please. ‎-Okay.

‎Don't joke about mental health.

‎Don't joke with me.

‎Damn, woman! You already finished that?

‎So nicely.

‎The babe is thirsty.

‎I need you to stop me from ending up ‎on the news because of Sasa.

‎Nondumiso.

‎What exactly is going on ‎between you and Dineo?

‎Nothing.

‎Nothing?

‎Now you don't even know who she's dating.

‎How will I know, Cuz?

‎Nondumiso.

‎The things you do.

‎Cuz, why don't you keep Sasa busy ‎so I get a chance to speak to Dineo?

‎I should do what?

‎Don't be crazy.

‎Go talk with Dineo and tell her ‎what's going on. I'm not involved.

‎I came to Cape Town to drink, my dear.

‎If you won't help me, ‎I will take Dineo and go.

‎-Your mother! ‎-She's your aunt. I'm gonna tell her.

‎Go and speak to Dineo!

‎Leave me alone!

‎Jesus!

‎Take off these things.

‎That meat doesn't look cooked. ‎You're gonna kill my kids.

‎-‎What do you mean? ‎-It's raw!

‎Let's go dance!

‎No. ‎That man is going to kill my kids, Sasa.

‎They'll be fine!

‎You dance… well, you know.

‎As for the others, ‎we will shoot the…

‎Girl, no.

‎You're fine. You're safe.

‎Yes, girl!

‎You know, with just one phone call…

‎Guys!

‎Sorry, Cuz.

‎My cousin, my baby. Oh, really.

‎With your white boyfriends!

‎Oh, no, Quinton.

‎Get right into it!

‎Come on, Cuz.

‎Okay, grannies, please let's drink.

‎Where is Sasa?

‎Let's go look over there. Let's go.

‎I chose Brenda Fassie.

‎I'm coming!

‎You know that I can hear you?

‎I try to do it sometimes ‎but it lacks "That thing."

‎Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

‎Granny, move from that wall. ‎What are you doing?

‎Here I am!

‎Hell no, brother!

‎He wants me to call him?

‎We're leaving.

‎Hey, hey, hey.

‎Whoa, Rey Mysterio. You'll get arrested.

‎Ma'am?

‎Me?

‎My bet is still on pregnant.

‎You're pregnant.

‎Actually, you know what? Leave!

‎Let's go, we got a taxi.

‎Thank God!

‎Fuck. Let's go.

‎Hold on.

‎What is going on?

‎Ah, great.

‎Let's go to this cruise with Mr. Saturday.

‎Why?

‎God please help me.

‎Wait a minute.

‎A ten rand says Noni is going to be ‎due by the end of this year.

‎I promise you.

‎Take this.

‎You know what?

‎You can't, my dear.

‎Because you won't choose Dineo over Max.

‎What you should do is is ‎go back to your love

‎and let us extend our trip in Cape Town ‎so we can go to Khai's event.

‎Before Max finds her.

‎Girl, things are tense between the two ‎of you at the moment.

‎Who were you talking to?

‎Give her a chance.

‎Didn't you hear her talking ‎about wine-tasting?

‎Bontle, what do you think?

‎Lord God help me!

‎She's your cousin!

‎Lefa is calling again.

‎He has a minority share.

‎Ah-ah. No, you don't get it.

‎Why are you avoiding him?

‎Thank you so much.

‎Right!

‎Why?

‎Because…

‎Noni is fighting with him.

‎Actually, I'm taking this phone.

‎Okay, let me call home and tell them.

‎But Noni, I told you that ‎this was a messy ass plan.

‎You really don't know Dini, hey.

‎Do you know that she has videos on what ‎to do when you choke while living alone?

‎Did you know that her old laptop

‎would take 15 minutes to switch on.

‎She doesn't need a man, Noni.

‎She needs you.

‎And you can't see it.

‎Tell me. Don't you have ‎anything stronger than wine?

‎No, please. Gross.

‎That damn sea water.

‎What are you doing?

‎You're gonna need her ‎when you hate your husband.

‎And you're gonna need her ‎when you hate your kids!

‎You've been going wild ‎since you've had your visa.

‎How did I miss that you were this deep?

‎I need a refill.

‎Which are your favorite grapes?

‎Like Shiraz, Cabernet Sau… Shit.

‎You send me what you sent me, ‎then you block me and tell

‎your friends to avoid me.

‎I've been living in Sasa's IG stories ‎to track you down.

‎We've been together for so many years

‎and I still have to beg you ‎to be in this with me.

‎We're getting married.

‎We're moving.

‎What exactly do you want?

‎Noni? Why are you speaking ‎as though you're doing me a favor?

‎You're not doing me a favor.

‎I want someone who actually ‎wants to be with me.

‎If you don't wanna get married, ‎it's fine. You don't have to.

‎Do what you want to do.

‎Leave me.

‎Let me help you.

‎You're back?

‎You came back so soon?

‎Yeah, the bachelorette was a flop.

‎I raised these kids alone ‎for eight whole years!

‎And listen, baby. ‎I was calling you nonstop.

‎And when you weren't answering my calls, ‎I kind of figured them out.

‎You're ruining this.

‎Listen… Listen, honey.

‎I saw your photos ‎and Cape Town Bontle is hot.

‎Papa! I want to poop!

‎Not poop.

‎These kids have worms.

‎Hurry up.

‎There's something ‎I wanna show you that I saw…

‎I'll be waiting like this.

‎No, the poop can wait.

‎Why did you agree?

‎Oh, I'll be your unmarried whore in Kenya.

‎So you're sure about this move?

‎Same thing.

‎This is just 6, where's my 9?

‎Karibu‎ Sana.

‎You rate yourself, right?

‎You know,

‎if you're able to embarrass yourself ‎in front of others

‎because of love.

‎What's wrong?

‎Whoa.

‎It's me, your aunt, not burglars.

‎Sasa told me where to get the key.

‎My goodness.

‎I heard that you and Noni had ‎a disagreement. What happened?

‎Auntie, why does everyone ‎I love keep leaving me?

‎No, Nini, that's not true.

‎It's true, Auntie! Dad.

‎Mom. Now, it's Noni.

‎This means I'm alone.

‎You are not alone, my child. ‎Listen, listen.

‎You know, Nini, especially relationships

‎my baby, they are like ‎January to December.

‎There are seasons. We have… ‎Winter, summer, dust!

‎But they all come and go, right?

‎It's nature. We must accept it.

‎What about Noni?

‎Noni?

‎With Noni, it's exactly like ‎the seasons I mentioned.

‎Yes, it's a season where Noni is leaving.

‎But you shouldn't allow it ‎to be a season that ends.

‎You and her need to sort your issues out.

‎And stop playing cat and mouse.

‎Nini, please lose this silly ring ‎you call a promise ring.

‎What is it even? ‎This thing is a prison, man!

‎I wonder who it is.

‎I know that it's the society group ladies ‎looking for money.

‎Yoh! Wow, how could I forget! ‎Do you have 150?

‎I left my Uber driver hunk waiting ‎downstairs.

‎Please, my child.

‎I like that you're laughing. You see?

‎We are having fun. Thank you.

‎I'll see you downstairs, ‎okay?

‎Hey, you!

‎-Who are you calling boring? ‎-I mean,

‎-we also do go to bed by nine. So… ‎-You see?

‎But not last night though…

‎We're going to stay together ‎unmarried for life.

‎Unmarried? I knew it. ‎You see, I know my child.

‎She won't stop shaming us.

‎My son is the same.

‎I'm so glad that you came back.

‎Oh, babe, this is vibe!

‎No need.

‎Baba. Let's ask Shaka Zulu ‎where he got that baby oil.

‎I want to see it all over you tonight.

‎Oh, I really like Cape Town Bontle!

‎He was just here.

‎He's not answering his phone.

‎No problem. He's not lost.

‎Let's just chill out, ‎enjoy some drinks and wait for him.

‎Does this VVIP have an open bar?

‎No, man!

‎Where's she going?