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Thank you.

You know, I mean, maybe you just take like a couple more of them just to be

sure.

Yeah, no, no, I know. But it's just, you know, sometimes these things, I mean,

they have those like false positives, right? So it's like kind of where we

start to freak out.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that you are. I'm saying, look,

all I'm saying is let's just be totally sure, you know, before we freak out. I'm

not saying that you're freaking out.

Christ. Hey, no, it's nothing. Sorry, baby. I just got to the place where I

gotta go, but I'm gonna be home in like 20 minutes, so we're gonna figure this

out, okay?

Okay. I love you.

Fuck me.

Um, hey.

Hey, I have a B7.

Do you know where I can go?

Oh.

Hey, man, I gotta B7. Do you know where I can take this?

No? Okay, cool.

Uh, excuse me, I got... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Hey, I got a beat seven. You know what?

Shit. Hey, man, I got a beat seven.

Guys, I have a beat seven here.

Anybody order a kidney or liver or whatever this is. Anybody. It seems like

it's kind of important.

Hey, so you were supposed to be here an hour ago. What took you so long? Dude, I

came straight here, man. They messed up with the paperwork.

Hey, dude, you got a sign for that.

I can't sign for a receipt of delivery because I'm not the one who received the

delivery. Yeah, totally. No, I know that. But it's just the doctor who took

the delivery walked off on me. So I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Get

him to sign it. But he's back there putting, you know, whatever it was that

I gave him into whoever it is that needs it. I mean, you want me to walk in the

operating room and go hand him a pen?

Then you're going to have to wait until he's out.

You know how long transplant surgery takes?

Yeah, I do. That's going to be hours.

Anyone can sign it. It doesn't have to be him.

Then why don't you sign it?

You there?

What did she say there?

Have a lovely evening.

Will you have a lovely evening? I will.

Andrea, that's where... Hey, I'm right here.

Huh? I wasn't... Do you have time for another run?

No, I'm wrapped up for the night.

Really? Yeah.

It's outside the zone, so it pays double.

I'll do that.

It's a Schedule A, so it's top priority, no stops. Got it?

Schedule A.

Okay. Cool.

Uh, where is it going?

Raccoon City General.

Damn, yeah.

All right.

A little far.

Yeah, it's up in the mountains, so I need to... Whoa! Hey, easy with that.

We're not delivering a pizza here, man.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, sorry. Got it. I didn't ask. Are you outfitted for winter conditions?

Um, sure.

I mean, I grew up driving to my grandma's in Minnesota.

That's not what I'm asking. If your vehicle isn't outfitted with chains and

four-wheel drive, I need to hire another courier.

Hey, I got you.

She's icy as hell, damn.

What?

Oh, sorry. I was just talking to myself.

Can you talk to me, please? I asked you a question.

Yes, yes. I know, I know. I'm thinking.

I think it's your body and it's your choice.

That is my answer.

Hello?

That's not an answer.

How is that not an answer? That is. That is the best answer that I could give.

Hello?

Brian? Mitchell.

Michelle? Can you hear me?

Baby?

Sweetheart, I'm sorry. The signal freaking sucks here. Can you hear me?

Sweetheart, can you hear me now?

Seriously,

I'm working.

You do know I'm not delivering a pizza here, right? I mean, this is a priority

A. This could be some eight-year-old boy's heart or someone's mom's brain or

something. You know, this is life that I'm carrying right now.

I'm gonna stay with Katie for a bit, I think. Michelle, can you listen to me,

please? Do not go stay with freaking Katie. I am not saying I don't want to

keep it, okay? I'm just saying that we gotta really think about it, you know?

Like, I know not every big change has to be scary and, like, a bad thing, but I

just think that our life is amazing right now.

Hello? Fuck.

Michelle, can you even hear me? I can't hear you.

I'm sorry, baby, can you hear me now?

Baby! Hang on, I'm switching the tape.

Hello?

I'm so fucking sorry.

I'm going to get to the hospital, okay?

God damn it. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Excuse me.

I need to see.

Hey, I need to see. You're good.

You're good. Just a few more miles, okay?

Hold on.

Oh, fuck.

Hello, sir.

Evening.

I pulled you over because that clock's you swerving back there.

You really shouldn't be on the road without chains.

Officer, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I have a little bit of a situation here.

Sweet Jesus, what is wrong with her?

Sir, I was driving, and she just ran right out in front of me, and before I

could even... God damn it. Sorry. She's been doing that.

You struck this woman with your car?

I did, yeah.

Step out of the vehicle for me, sir. Yeah, of course.

My question is, what the hell is she doing out here in the middle of nowhere,

jumping in front of cars on icy roads?

You know, sir, I think what's probably happening is she's trying to kill

herself. Hold on until you hear the second beep.

This is 72.

I got a 10-18 request medical copy.

That's why I'm playing hell with my radio all day. Look, the point is, if I

do not get that cooler to that hospital in the next hour, a man's life could be

in danger.

Or a child's life.

Or just whoever it is that's waiting on whatever that is.

You know what I mean?

All right, I'll tell you what.

I'll escort you to the hospital. We'll get this woman some medical attention.

You can drop off your package. And then you and I are going to continue this

conversation. Sir, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Okay, let's go.

Watch.

Could she ride with you?

I don't know, man. What if she has, like, a seizure or something? You know,

I'm not trained for this.

Fuck. Watch your head, babe. Okay.

That's it, Daisy. Good.

Good job.

Good job. Look at you. You're walking.

Hi, girl.

You're walking.

All right. Here you go.

I'm going to get you cleaned up.

You're going to be all right. I'm going to get you to the hospital.

Okay? You're just done.

It's all right. Okay?

I got it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no. You're gonna go with him, okay?

You're gonna go with him.

Do not stop following me.

If I look in that rearview mirror and you're not there, I'm just gonna assume

you're fleeing and I will apprehend you as a criminal.

Understood?

Okay, cool. Got you.

Good.

Will apprehend you as criminal.

All I can do is criminal, bitch.

What the fuck?

Oh, man, what the fuck?

Oh.

Oh, Jesus.

Shit. Motherfucker.

Shit.

Shit. Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

You okay?

Sir?

Officer?

Hello? I'm not a cop, so I don't know what to say, but I have an emergency

here. Can you hear me?

Hello?

Fuck.

Shit.

Fucking volume.

Hello?

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Ladies, can you stop?

Ladies!

Hey! Hey! I'm hearing it!

What are you doing?

Hey!

Lady, no! Hey, get back!

Hey, fuck off!

Hey, stop! I don't want to shoot you!

Okay, I'll get someone.

I'll be back.

Who shot my fucking...

Oh, shit.

Learn to climb, bitch.

You try opening this shit with your mouth closed.

Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Here we go.

Why don't you suck on this?

Suck louder.

I had a little problem on the road. I was wondering if I could use your phone.

Hello?

Hello?

I'm just going to come in for a minute because it's a little cold out here,

okay?

Hello?

Hell yeah.

Um, look, um, I'm, I'm, I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier, but,

um, uh, some, some, some things have, uh, happened, and I'm kind of, like, I'm

in, like, a genuinely, like, seriously fucked up situation right now, and I

can't get a hold of police. Um,

I don't even know the address. Uh, sorry, um, could, could you just call me

back on this number, please?

It's an emergency.

Coming up.

Oh my god. Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

He was not speaking at the phone like he said he would.

So if I am calling this number and I...

Interesting.

Jeez.

Oh, man.

Oh, wow.

Hold on, buddy.

I should be home. I should be home with Michelle. I'm out here in the snow.

Freezing my ass off.

Running around getting chased by crazy ass monster people.

My socks are all wet.

Psycho dogs.

Hello?

Hey there.

Hey. Hey.

Come on. I'm not going to hurt you.

Hey. You okay?

Hey.

Sweetie. It's okay. Hey.

It's alright.

Hey.

Help me.

Oh, shit.

Please.

I'm scared.

That's okay. You're going to be okay.

My mom bit me on the foot, and I hid in here, but I don't know where she went.

No. We're going to find her.

My foot hurts.

Well, um, uh, we're gonna get you out of here, you know, okay?

Damn.

Okay, here I go.

Oopsie-daisy.

I don't believe that.

I need to shoot a little girl in the face.

I like it.

Ow, fuck my fucking arm.

Oh man, she

really got me.

Oh my god, thank you. Is he infected?

I think you should shoot him. No, no, no, no, no, I'm good. Don't shoot, don't

shoot. He has the bag.

Hand me that.

It?

No. I'm not asking.

Hand me that cooler or I'll have Maxine here pull the car over and shoot you.

Maxine, shoot him. I'm not going to shoot him. Why do you keep telling this

lady to shoot me, man? You don't have any idea what you have there, do you?

Sure I do. A kid's harder than some drunk liver.

No, it's not a drunk liver.

What are you doing?

Hey, don't do that.

I work for the Umbrella Corporation.

Do you know what that is?

Okay. We were contracted by the government. Hey.

For a great many.

Causes, reasons, but they're all classified. Anyway, we created a

substance that can almost instantaneously transform any organism

into a hyper-evolved version of itself.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that what I have in this cooler is the

cause of all the shit that's been going on? No, not the cause. The cause of the

shit is something that got out of control back at the lab. What you have

is a neutralizing base that's going to allow us to complete the antidote.

We had everything we needed.

That was the last remaining puzzle piece for the cure.

Why the fuck am I the one carrying this shit around?

You're hiring a glorified Postmates driver to bring you the cure? I mean,

are you fucking dumb? This wasn't an emergency back when we called you. We

had some.

What we were using you for was just out of an abundance of caution.

But then?

But then, a technician compromised the supply.

Human error.

What'd they do? Doesn't matter what they did. No, did they drop it or something?

It doesn't matter that they dropped it.

Accidents happen. It could have happened to anyone.

It's slippery in a lab.

Here's what's important.

All the shit that's happening to this town, everything you've seen tonight,

that all happened within a matter of a few hours.

That's how fast this thing works.

So think about what would happen if it were to spread to the entire world.

That's why we have to get to that lab right there. Look.

I have an entire team in a safe and contained facility on the top floor of

Raccoon City General Hospital. And they are just waiting for this so that they

can finish the cure and have it ready for the National Guard when they arrive.

The National Guard's coming? Oh, that's right.

Called in the cavalry.

Maxine, drive.

Shut the fuck up.

You know, I'm just curious if... If I have, like, a friend or something that

gets bit by one of these things, how long would they have until, you know,

kind of bad things? Hey!

Hey, hey, look, don't get out!

Where's she going?

Holy shit, she's really good at this.

Yeah, that was freaking cool.

Oh, but what is she... What is this now? Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is she?

Where the hell did she go? Why'd she do that?

I don't... It's like she vanished. Did she just fucking leave us?

I mean, I'm sure she's fine. They started lighting up all those guys.

She's great at this stuff.

Let's go.

Let's go?

Yeah, let's go. I have a responsibility. I have to get this up to the hospital.

I can't wait around forever for her. She may never come back. We have to keep

moving forward. It's what she would want.

What she would want? You're talking about her like she's dead. Where the

fuck is she? I don't know, but she could be 30 feet away. Why don't you give her

a beat?

Jesus.

I think you're right. I think we gotta go.

It's what you would want us to do.

There's cars on fire.

She's a hero, though. She'll get a medal of some kind.

Where are the keys?

They're not... God damn it.

She took the keys with her. Did she not trust us?

That asshole.

Let me check the Pfizer thingy.

Well, one of us is gonna have to go out there.

Go out there?

Into hell?

Really? We can't just sit here. We need the keys.

Why can't you just call, like, another Maxine?

There are no other Maxines. That's the Maxine. That was the one.

Fuck you.

My hands are...

There's a big gun here.

What are you waiting for? Go.

I don't know shit about guns. Well, I don't either.

Damn it.

Oh, wow.

What are you doing?

Trying to figure this shit out.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't... I actually don't think it is that one. I think it's the other

one. The other one?

This one? Yep.

No, flip it around.

No, don't turn it. Flip it, Mike.

This? Yep.

You hear that? Yeah, I hear that. Yeah.

That means it's working. Good to go. Good to go. Yep.

So what are we doing now? I'm looking for the safety. They all have the safety

in different places, man.

Only use guns in video games. It's confusing in real life. Of course. Video

games. I might hear this.

Ah, yeah.

Okay, now you know.

Fuck!

Fucking dicks!

Are you kidding me?

You're gonna shot us, you dumb fuck! You don't shoot a gun in a car! I didn't do

it on purpose. I don't know guns. I'm not a gun guy.

Am I not being clear about that?

No, you don't fire a gun in a car. You could shoot the engine.

Fucking serious, what?

Yes, I know.

I'm fucking going.

Don't honk the fucking horn.

No sign of her, dude.

Calm down.

Hello?

What is this thing now?

Jesus!

What the fuck was that about?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Okay. You guys are not coming back?

God damn it. I fucking suck at guns

This is for Michelle.

It looks like there's a chance that we might not get to talk

again, and that means we won't be able to finish our conversation from earlier

tonight.

I hate my response.

I hate that my first reaction was just me being...

I'm afraid of change and of

growing up.

And, you know, the idea of having a baby means that all that's coming, whether I

want it or not.

But I do, I do want to have a kid with you.

And I should have said that right away, but not because you wanted to hear it,

but because it's true.

And just... Whatever you decide to do and whatever happens tonight,

I just... I should keep you in the

meeting.

Dude, you don't even know, man.

I'm

a

courier, and I have this thing here. I was told you guys could use it, so I'm

here.

Wait,

what? What?

I can't understand you, man.

No, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Listen to me. Listen to me. We need you to

bring that up to us, like, right now. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm saying, but I don't know how to get up there because the elevator

isn't opening.

Right. Okay. I don't know if you saw it from the street or not, but this

building has had kind of a lot of activity lately.

Yeah. No, dude. It looks like some serious shit up there.

Listen, this building has suffered a lot of damage, so it's a bad idea to take

the elevator. You really should play it safe.

the elevator the stairs.

What floor are you on?

Top floor.

Okay, yeah, but what number is that, though?

28th. Well, no, honestly, you need to take the stairs up to the 24th floor,

and then you take the Sky Bridge over to B Tower, and you take the remaining

stairs up to the 28th floor.

You want me to take the stairs all the way up to the 28th floor?

I know dude, I'm coming.

No one can do this.

Shit, that was like four fucking flights ago.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Come on, baby.

Take this out.

What's up, dude?

Hey, Gordon.

What's wrong?

Hey, Gordon.

You puke on me?

Huh?

Fucking monsters.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Oh, man!

Fucking Jays.

Please don't do this.

I'm sorry, okay?

I'm sorry.

Homie, it is intact. Open the door, please.

I don't have a pen, but someone's gonna have to sign for this shit.

We're all set with everything. Hurry up, please. Yeah, I'm coming.

We don't normally allow unauthorized personnel into the lab, though.

So, what?

You've had quite the day.

Fuck me!

Table, please.

People. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay, people, we got to get this thing processed

and up on the roof in five minutes to meet the National Guard. Move.

Hey,

why is he in here?

Lightning agent at negative 80 feet. I hope my mom is watching when the news

gets here, because that would blow her freaking mind.

This is the place where this thing started, though, right?

Aren't you guys the ones that made the... Seriously, folks, what's he still

doing in here? Come on!

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was a big day, you know, a lot of stairs.

Okay, so how long does it take for that thing to be made into that cure there?

All right, I'm set with the base. Bernie, talk to me.

85%, almost there.

Stanley, you ready with the binding agent?

Binding agent ready.

Now. Good job, Stanley.

Okay, I'll see you through.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Wade, talk to me. Okay, okay.

We are good.

Is it ready?

Multiplying now.

Did you get it? Dave, let's extract.

Copy that.

Extracting now.

Oh, my God.

Can I just get a little bit of that?

Oh, my. Hey, hey, hey. Stay back. He is fucking infected.

No, I'm still fine.

There's a lot of stairs.

I really wouldn't want to lose the rest of it. Sir, you need to leave the

laboratory right now.

Ow.

I'm not going to hurt anyone. Dave, hurry.

I can't get it. Get away!

Help me! Save him!

Oh, please, Alex.

gonna have to go find you it's easy all you gotta do is just get it and stick

him anywhere in his body and there's a whole freaking