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First of all, Lilith, let me just say I love your work. You're one of Brad's

most bankable stars, and everyone knows you can fuck like the wind.

Sorry, are you listening to me?

Sorry, Freddie, what?

As I was saying, all of our sites are doing great.

Milf's like it big, big tits in uniform, she's gonna squirt, we're killing it

right now.

Fuck yeah.

But I have a little problem.

I need Doctor Adventures to be more realistic.

I don't know. It seems pretty realistic to me.

I want it to be more realistic.

Listen.

You've got a DA scene coming up next week.

I want you to go down to Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle Hospital.

Take a look around. I want you to get a feel for what it's really like to work

in a hospital.

Okay. No problem.

I've made all the arrangements.

You're going to be shown around by a Dr. Hogan.

Okay.

And Lilith?

Yeah? Do us proud.

Proud.

Will do.

What is wrong with you? No. Look at that. Put that down.

What? No, you can't touch the stuff. Why not? Don't touch anything.

Don't grab anything. Don't poke anything. Just leave everything alone,

okay? What is your problem, man?

You should let me take someone's blood.

Blood? It takes... You can't take... You're not qualified.

Not qualified? I know a lot about poking things and getting poked. Listen.

Don't touch anything, okay? Just follow me, alright?

Don't grab anything, don't poke anything.

Please. What is your problem?

Follow me.

I love you.

I love you.

You know, this is just not what I intended. I thought you were going to

let me have some fun, that you were supposed to teach me some stuff.

How about temperatures? Can I take somebody's temperature? I'm really good

with mouths.

Putting things in my mouth, putting things in other people's mouths.

I don't want you putting anything in anybody, okay?

You're not qualified.

Calm down.

Please. Would you leave this alone? Listen, I have lives to save. I have

lives to save. I have patients to see. I do not have the time for this. I want

you to stay out of trouble. I brought you here so you can stay out of trouble,

okay? Don't touch anything.

Don't stick anybody with anything.

Okay? But I'm really good at sticking.

I'm sure you are, but I want you, okay, to not kill anybody.

I've got, I've got, I've got patients to see. I've got to go now. This is, this

is just too much. Is that a psycho?

Stay out of trouble.

I don't make people feel bad. I make people feel good.

Oh, God, thank God you're a doctor. She'll be a doctor.

Yes, I'm a doctor.

But don't call me Shirley.

What's going on?

You look like you're in pain.

Yeah, I have this thing. I think I pulled a muscle. I don't know what I

did. We're going to have to take a look at that.

Okay, yeah, whatever.

All right, we have to get to the root of the problem as soon as possible to

assess any damage.

And we need to see what's going on here.

Yeah, God, I've been in the...

waiting for hours and no one's even taking the time to chalk me out.

This is nice.

So what's the problem exactly?

It looks really nice to me.

Is it standard procedure?

It looks good.

So you fix that.

Do you feel anything?

Does that help the pain at all? Yeah, I feel something.

Yeah, I definitely feel something it doesn't hurt though

Yeah, this is really nice.

So on a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?

Oh, it's, uh, it's fading, it's fading fast.

Yeah, it's going on.

You're a miracle worker.

Yeah, it seems to be working to me.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

I mean, pain's usually the first priority when you come into a hospital,

right? You can't be uncomfortable.

Right, no, I'm definitely getting comfortable.

Go as far down as you can.

That should be helping too.

Stretch it out there.

You're lucky you got me. I'm the best doctor here. I can tell.

You certainly have that bedside manner.

You have no idea.

That might help, too.

Actually.

Oh, my God.

We do this for physical therapy for some patients, too.

It helps stretch out the muscle and stuff.

It gets blood flowing through your circulatory system.

It certainly does. All that stuff.

There you go.

Ugh.

I can't have you have any pain.

No.

Fuck yeah.

Smother that fucking cock with these tits.

Oh, fuck.

It's so fucking hot.

Oh, shit.

Fuck, there you go.

It's gonna look pretty healthy.

You see those things bounce around?

I don't like things in my way when I'm trying to work.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

I have to keep things official.

Right. Could get in trouble if not.

I mean, yeah, you're a doctor, so... You know.

There we go.

Yeah,

keep that fucking big cock nice and warm.

This is really helping.

Yeah? Yeah.

Squeeze them together.

That's good.

Oh my god, it's so fucking hot.

Yeah, go down as far as you can.

Ugh.

Those are really some therapeutic boobs, aren't they? Oh, yes they are.

You need to follow this.

If you wanna heal, you're gonna have to fuck me harder than that.

There you go.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck you.

I'm fucking fragile, you can go harder.

So fucking good.

Oh my god.

Cut your chest together.

Cut this with your arms.

Cut them together.

Julie put that dick everywhere.

That's the best hospital ever, doc. I gotta tell ya.

I should be a doctor.

Wait, what?