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Subtitles generated by - LustyCinema.li From the moment I had to go to the toilet.

It all started from the moment I got married.

No, I don't know. I don't know where it all started.

My name is Heli Valkonen. I'm called Helluks.

I'm 44 years old and I was born on New Year's Eve.

It took me a long time to realize that the rocket didn't explode because of me.

And after that, my birthday went a bit like hell.

I live in a well-known area and I have a teenage daughter.

Fuck you, Vaino Harhanen! Go take care of her!

You don't talk to me like that!

I don't talk to me like that!

You don't go to any language school, that's clear enough!

He doesn't talk to me like that, because he could be a successor.

Maybe he's a bit of a successor.

I'm a German language teacher.

Ja, guten Tag.

Mein Name ist Heli.

Herzlich willkommen Deutsch zu studieren.

Guten Tag.

According to my mother, Germany is the best in the world.

That was completely wrong.

That's my assistant, Matti.

He has dark brown hair that looks lovely even with a wig.

And when you look at it from the right angle, it looks a bit like Clive Owen.

So good-looking that it makes you want to eat.

Matti really hates me for cooking.

I can't go to the kitchen before or after, when he also cleans his mess.

Matti also takes a shower.

He doesn't even forget to clean under the mattresses.

Matti is a pedant and emotional.

He's the kind of guy with whom a reasonable girl can form a family.

It's been 29 days since we last had sex.

Yeah. See you. Just tell Mutzi to take me.

Let's go, Sekka.

What's for dinner?

Salad with tuna.

I'm going to Kimi's.

Is Kimi your nephew?

Hey, hey. Bye.

Matti, dinner's ready.

Five minutes. I have to kill one enemy.

My back is stuck.

I'm an old man.

Matti, you're 46.

Thank you, honey.

I had to do this without you.

This summer is going to be sad.

It hasn't even started yet.

When it's summer, I keep thinking that I want to go back to work in the fall.

I'll be 20 years old.

Me too.

I want to be a housekeeper.

You should be quiet and alone.

Listen, don't sing.

I knew you wouldn't understand me.

It's not that simple.

You're just messing with me.

Oh my god!

Matti, press my ass.

Press my ass.

I have a pimple on my ass.

Well then.

Shouldn't you have been on the rocks?

My back is jammed. My mother was helping me.

Go do your job.

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

I'm really tired.

What's the matter?

I don't think I should go to bed now.

I don't think so.

I'm a bit too excited.

Don't talk about these things.

These are mine.

They're my friends.

Pirkko, Margareta, how do you feel about being a Finnish gay?

Margareta, what are you doing? Let's go to the gay bar.

Shall we ask Alakern to give us a cup of coffee?

Matti, where are you going?

I'm feeling like I'm getting an A-virus.

Do you know that a man needs to wake up in the middle of the night?

Just let him go hunting.

He doesn't want to hunt.

Maybe I'll make him play some crazy deer.

If he wants to try something extra.

Fishing, hunting, pepsi.

Or parivaito.

Oh, Matti?

You think so?

Say you'll leave him.

That's what a man can do with a fish.

Well, if he has someone, if he betrays you.

Of course, but give me some, too.

We don't have a proper sex life, so we don't have any relatives either.

You understand?

You can only have relatives when you're all alone.

Well, at least it's better to be empty.

Well, go ahead. It's up to you.

Right. That's not my thing.

Let's start by introducing yourself and tell us what you're here for.

Hi, I'm Eki.

Hi, Eki.

There was an order at work that I have to be able to do smalltalk in German as well.

Poomo wanted me to bring my very lucky school bag.

Our customer manager thought that I would have to speak German.

Great. No one is here of their own free will.

Yeah. So it's your turn next.

You have a lipstick. That one.

Thank you.

Yeah. I have a music video in Berlin and I need to learn the basics so I can get them right in the middle of my ass.

I don't even play anything myself, but I'm in the background.

I feel like I'm coming from the shadows.

Do you know what that means?

If I stay.

Okay, let's get started.

Yeah, by the way, my name is Jarno.

Hey, Jarno.

Yeah, let's take the first song from that book.

The door, however, has not opened for some reason.

I have organized a language course for Sissi all summer long in London.

This is our opportunity to be with Matt for a long time.

And in honor of that, we have planned, or I have planned, a couple-relationship trip.

It is the beginning of our end-of-life.

Our rooms are ready, we just need to get used to them.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I shouldn't have estimated this.

Look, let's take those towels and...

...sweepers and go to Euronkatuoli.

No way.

Why not?

I don't know how to park before I go to the room.

Oh, I know.

Let's start with the shorts.

I don't know how to park before the luggage has been taken away.

This is some kind of emergency.

There's a whole life ahead of us.

Okay, I'll go get some coffee. I think I'm going to faint in the plane.

We just sat down in peace and went to a meeting and had a drink.

Heli, thank you.

There's still some space.

Well, now it's the right time.

Ulta, can you put some grease on my back?

I just got here.

You don't have to.

Just stay there.

Maybe that Baari-Mikko will put some grease on my back.

Did you hear that?

I heard, I heard.

Could you please help me?

Yeah, sure.

Thank you.

If I were Monica Lewinsky, what would you do with this?

Have you noticed that my legs are pretty shitty?

I have these new...

You put your pants down.

It's nice to walk around like that.

In the middle of the beach, someone would have touched your pants.

Excuse me.

No problem.

I've been dreaming for many days now.

I have no choice but to love at least once during this trip.

This is the place of problem solving now.

I can't ask for anything in voice.

And I don't want to try this.

If I go straight to the door, it will scare me to death.

And if I don't go, it's possible that I'll come back much earlier.

So, like, whether to be or not to be.

Don't just say anything.

Really? Will you eat?

Sorry, I'm very hungry. Does this bother you?

You can continue if you want.

What do you think?

Alexander the Great was 33 when he died.

It had started half of the world, and I don't know, it was my time and it went, but we'll get it.

I want to be in that picture.

I think I want one of these pictures.

Yeah, I'll go with that.

Yeah, that's it.

Go a bit that way.

That's good.

In photography, the main focus is the focus.

And right now, the composite is leaking.

Give me the camera.

Give me the camera.

I want to take a picture with it.

Can you use it?

I can.

It's not our common camera.

I have the right to take pictures with it.

Give it to me.

Give it to me now.

Matti, Matti!

You can't take pictures if you don't have the rules.

Give me the camera.

I have the same size...

My husband doesn't want to give me our camera so I can take pictures together.

Give me our camera!

Give it to me.

I don't want peace. Give me the camera.

Why don't you show me some pictures of the sky?

The sun is shining over there.

Oh, who's that over there?

Don't sell me a little, Matti.

You're on my side.

So am I. Do you understand?

Give me the camera.

What do I give you?

Give me the camera!

Don't give it to me! Look, look, look!

Don't give it to me!

I'm not giving it to you!

Why did you kill my camera?

Should we go to Paris for therapy?

I don't want us to break up.

Of course we do.

Let's ask for help.

Hold it like this.

Matti, you're depressed.

You know it's dark, but...

It's not dark, it's summer.

If you can't handle this with me,

I hope you can handle this with someone outside.

You can handle it?

This has to do with someone outside.

You're exaggerating.

What if the fault is mine?

What if I'm too needy?

A close relative.

Do I want a mattress or do I just want some closeness?

And then I try to take it away.

Maybe this is an emergency and sick.

Yeah, we'll do it that way.

Let's imagine that we're in a restaurant.

I have an offer for you. Sirpa, are you ready to order?

What would you like to have?

I would like to have soup and salad.

Good. And what would you like to drink?

With soup and salad?

Yes, please.

Good. Very nice.

Sirpa, I would like to take a bite. Thank you.

Can you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Where did you live?

In Helsinki.

How old are you?

I'm 28.

Favorite subject in school?

There's nothing wrong with that.

Are you married?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Sirko, do you have a hobby?

No, I don't really need a hobby.

What kind of a hobby are you?

I'm a helpful person.

You don't need a course in anything.

With that kind of hobby you can get rid of the reaper pain.

That's how you should learn to light a fire in such a way that you get it out.

Who are you really?

Jarno. 28.

And you? Are you married?

Well, you don't hit anyone with this.

Do you have a lover?

That doesn't sound like you at all.

No, but we can make it sound.

Now, now nothing. Bye.

They spend most of the day in the water, because their skin burns easily.

The horses can hide under the water for up to ten days.

Are you kidding me?

Don't do anything else, or the production man will come.

What? First aid kit?

No, really.

Will you come in your pants?

I don't know where to pee.

What do we have here?

Hey, I have this...

I have this...

...tasteful bottle.

Of course.

Do you want it?

Really good bottle.

Could you turn around?

Of course.

Would you like to make this yourself?

You don't want to look?

Would you like to smell it a little?

Of course.

Yeah, thank you.

Good girl.

Oh my god.

Here's the bottle.

Oh, thank you.

Do you want me to pump this shit into your face?

Don't. Don't.

No, don't.

Hello there.

Oh, excuse me.

Would you like a beer?

If I could get a new one one more time.

Just a little bit.

Just a few shots.

It doesn't count.

If someone thinks that I'm running after my feelings

when someone holds on to it,

then it's wrong.

This is a ridiculous jump. This way I get more time for my ampioid.

Something nice. How was it?

That way or that way?

Well, what?

What, what? I could be one of them.

And what would that be?

You need to do a real good job.

You're, so to speak, completely out of it.

Who says that?

You look like a rock star.

I could be if you want to.

Am I right?

Do you think it's easy?

Women are never easy.

It comes down to the fact that

they have so many feelings.

Do you care about them?

Of course.

A woman has to take a whole.

It's not just a bottle.

It's also tits and ass.

Look who's here.

This is little Paula Koivuniemi. How have you been?

What did you say?

Paula Koivuniemi. Say hello to her.

Let's go to Paula's office.

How beautiful.

This is too much.

Basically, it's too much.

But it's worth saving it for women.

I just love men.

You love my man?

Of course you love him.

I can see that.

Are you serious? How did you say you were right?

I just got off the bus. I forgot my passport in my pocket.

Wake up! You f**king f**king f**king f**k!

Paula Koivunen, I'll give it to you.

Paula, take it.

What a f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**k!

Beautiful dreams, pictures of my own gold.

Did you have fun?

I did. What are you doing?

I'm moving these fireworks.

Huh? I'm going to bed.

What does this mean to Anna?

She asked me to send greetings.

Nati, Nati.

Nati, Nati.

How's Matti?

What about her?

Would she notice that you came home?

Oh, Matti.

What about the morning? Was it normal?

As normal as usual. I really wanted to take this as a bank loan.

Do you have a bad feeling about this?

I don't know.

This is a bit different than when I had to put a copy on the boat on Christmas.

There's the difference.

What's the difference?

The difference between murder and murderous brother.

If the victim is murdered, it's a murder.

But if the victim is killed first and then murdered, it's a murder.

Thank you, dear friend. That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

The balance is on the factory scale.

We used a condom.

I thought it was meant for something else.

I don't like this finger-wrap.

Do you have to be so inho-realistic?

Don't shout.

Well, I don't have the right to complain.

Or what?

How old is he?

That's a long time.

But he can't have a child anyway.

My child cares about everything.

Do you have a future with him?

The next five seconds are also the future.

If this lasts five days, I'll join back in the race.

I don't think Arki would agree with that.

Well, Arki doesn't want to celebrate.

Except that Arki doesn't feel like it.

I did this just so that my relationship with Mati would be back to normal.

Really, really.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm so fucking happy with this position.

Do you want me to stop?

No, not at all.

No, not at all. Let's go.

What? What's wrong with you?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

I took an extra class in Germany.

I'm for me now.

What does it say?

Zeit, vor, zu...

Don't, don't, don't. I'll be right back.

What are you doing there?

Put it back!

Oh my god, now it's hard.

What can I say?

Would this be a bit more delicate?

Vanna, tell me, am I really very old-looking?

Yes, you are very old-looking.

Pinocaps, vitamins, you're welcome.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What's wrong with you?

Heli? Heli, what's wrong with you?

Hey, aren't you heavy?

Do you think you're better than them?

I've taken those quinoa capsules and I feel really bad.

What have you taken?

Well, I've taken, I've taken.

Are you going to eat those capsules?

What did you tell me?

No, you can't eat them.

You should have told me right away.

No, I'm not going. Don't.

Where's the toilet?

Hi, Kulta.

I got a message from Sessi.

Hello. Hello.

I'm in Camden Town.

In an Indian restaurant.

The food is great.

The lighting is great. How's it going with you?

Our little one.

That's right.

I think it's going well.

A lot of shopping.

I can't stand it when I have it.

Are you in a bad mood?

Well, sit down.

Have a nice day.

Oh, oh, oh.

Is it good?

Yes, it is.

Could you take a nap?

Right there.

Oh, someone's awake.

You're like a terrier.

Yes, I am.

This is mine.

How was the audience when we fell in love?

I was stressed out when you fell.

It was just a dream.

We can put Janski and his friends as an audience.

Then you have an audience.

Tell me about your dream.

Should I say something about porn?

I can't stand it. I'm starting to laugh.

Do you have something now?

Well, I have a kind of fantasy.

It's a kind of smoke, and it's penetrating, it's dangerous.

Do you ever get drunk? Are you masturbating?

That's every single thing.

I'm your wife. And now I'm asking you, do you ever get drunk?

What are you doing with that information?

I don't know, I have the right to know.

I have the right to be told, if I don't want to.

Okay, sometimes I get drunk.

Are you trying to cheer me up?

Stop it.

It's just...

Do you have something to say?

I don't want to.

You don't even know what it is.

Oh dear.

Oh dear.

I still have a bad feeling.

My light heart.

Where did this come from?

You're making me feel even more.

You're so funny, you're so real.

Yes, I am.

Hey, Heli, seriously.

I'm going to take a shower.

Agne and I have just arrived.

Hands off!

Why not?

I'm not ready yet.

You're so beautiful.

You're so...

...a person in the middle of nowhere.

I am.

Put me down.

No! I have the right to say no.

And you really have the right to do so.

Don't start now.

What did I do wrong?

What do you mean?

I want to do something now.

I have so many different rhythms.

Tell me what you want.

What do you want, Matti? Tell me.

Why did I tell you something that you can use against me later?

This is an open union, not an American right wing.

Do you think I know a little more than you do?

A little with the word weight.

Not these!

Is my bottle too big for you?

You're crazy! Of course it's funny.

Hey, I'm really sorry if I can't support you during the crisis.

I don't want you to support me. I want you to put me here.

Stop it now! My area! I have the right!

I can decide for myself. Do you understand?

Sure. Rarely a sure thing.

Before we talk, let's call tomorrow.

She hasn't called me for two days.

I mean, I've made a mistake.

I'm sure she's in love with me.

I just gave her a repair kit.

I don't think she'll come back home when I decide to call her.

Oh, Jesus.

Your heart is throbbing.

It's better if she dries up and falls on the floor.

Because of some passive being.

Don't be ridiculous.

Matti did it so well.

It's like...

Do you want it?

And it's the same salt juice.

Have a nice week.

If you're in Speed's place.

Except that Matti makes you food.

My and Speed's relationship is like a picture from the 50s.

Speed comes home and satisfies his needs.

He takes the food and goes to the gig again.

And I have to do everything.

Matti imitates.

Don't praise him.

I'm jealous.

That's right.

But it's never been right for you.

Matila has a walking soul.

Thank you.

Now you're telling me that.

Well, like you've never listened to me.

That's when you still loved it.

Have I said that I don't love it anymore?

Oh my god.

I love Jarno.

This shouldn't have happened.

I mean, this shouldn't have happened.

I can't do anything to him.

I just can't do anything to him.

I can't. I don't want to. I love you.

What do you think? We're two languages.

Should we take a third language as a dining table language?

What do you think as a language teacher?

I think you could teach them German.

I could teach them German, but I don't have enough knowledge.

I think that's too much.

I'm just waiting for the evening to come so I can go to sleep.

So, what was the name of your book?

The Lost Tango.

Okay. I think this is really good.

I'm going to the toilet.

Okay, let's look at the pictures.

For the trip. Let's start from here.

Let's try.

How was your day?

It was lovely.

Why didn't you tell me anything?

I didn't know.

You're not in the mood.

How long have you been there?

A week.

A week and you haven't...

How annoying.

Excuse me, hi.

It's a bit strange when you're just standing there.

You're beautiful.

Okay, thank you.

How old are you?

I'm 24.

Really? Don't lie.

What's going on here?

I don't know.

You should be happy to be there.

What was that?

I got a cell phone number when I was 20.

Stop it!

Stop it!

She found me!

What a mess!

Are you crazy?

I'm totally crazy.

Excuse me.

This hour just ended.

Hey, I know.

Could you tell me where you're actually going?

With this German course.

Hey, Kake.

Next week.

I'm afraid I'm going to cheat on you. What's your name?

Don't be afraid. I'm Karse and Olo. We're friends.

Why are you here?

We've been together for a while. We have to be in our own area.

I'm so fucking tired of your own areas.

No, don't be. We're not that close. We're like...

We're like best friends, you know.

You're not even like best friends.

Okay, how would we be best friends?

Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.

But we can't do this.

Of course we can.

Of course we can.

There's someone coming from there.

Can you tell me what?

Can you tell me what? No.

I have a mole in my eye and in my nose and in every place.

You're like a fucking Turk who comes from every place and destroys everything.

Holy shit. Of course you don't have a mole in your eye.

There's still a lot to be said about this.

Good students.

A man can treat himself to a perfect meal.

What's that in German?

I can't use it. It's your teacher's fantasy.

Is it good now?

It's good now.

If I were free, would you take me to the radio show?

If you could, I could take you.

What if your friends laugh at me because I'm so old?

What? Of course you're laughing, except that you're so...

You're so fucking...

I don't care where I am.

They're not social aunties, aunties. I don't care who they are.

Give them to me. Give them to me. I'll take them.

The public is coming.

You can't go like this.

Put your pants on.

I have my pants on.

Now put your pants on.

After this you'll look really bad.

You'll look like you've been under a bridge for many years.

What does that sound like?

Then your skin will peel off and you'll have a new skin under it.

Let's say ten years.

Tomorrow you'll get a lot better.

That sounds a lot better.

Then you have a red eye.

There might be some eye infection.

Do you want some doping?

Diabam, smoking or cognac?

You can't get everything.

Aren't patients always right?

Smoking and sleeping diabam could be a good combination.

I'll give you some medicine and then we'll get to work.

Damn! This is no fun.

Paulette, do you know how to do it?

I don't know.

Just follow me.

You do it.

The springs, the springs, the walls.

The springs, the springs, the wall.

Good, good, the springs, the walls, Hans Lankari.

And the shores, the shores, not just the shores.

That's right.

Is this going to continue?

I don't know what to do.

I can't go home like this.

My face is like a cooked potato.

I have a hell of an eye coming out of my eye when Jarno is shooting at Mälli.

Will you shoot far away?

So how do I help you from a long distance?

Hey, really now.

Really now, don't lie.

Hey, cool.

I'll do it.

What do I do?

How do I get my face covered?

You go to the cosmetics department and cover it with a mask.

Yeah, that was good. I'm going the same way.

You can go too.

Excuse me?

Family violence wasn't a must.

You can get all kinds of help.

No, I don't want to be treated like that.

Hitting doesn't change. You can change.

At least you can go.

Believe me, I know about the experience.

My first wife was ten years old.

I'm really sorry.

Where have you been?

I went to the store. I'm going to pee.

Okay. I have a pee.

I noticed.

Have you been sleeping badly?

No, not really.

Well, did you go to the store?

Why are you wearing a face mask?

Oh, I see.

Maybe this is some allergic reaction or something.

Maybe I should go to the doctor.

Yeah. I hope Pasi isn't sick.

Could you close the door?

Thank you.

I knew you'd end up like that.

You're the kind of girl who mixes sex and love.

Don't take too much from them.

I'm afraid someone younger, prettier will come and take her.

Or someone older, more handsome will come and take her.

Don't go.

Come in.

Would you like some coffee?

You have a day off tomorrow. You'll meet a studio boss who thinks he's Jesus.

They have to act like a runaway boy.

You can be an intermediary when you're a broadcaster and a musician.

And you can do team work.

I'd like to change my mind sometime.

Would you like to be a housekeeper?

Oh, how so?

Lina, do you have anything special in me?

Oh, how so?

You're beautiful.

Somehow very gentle.

It's good that you got that allergy right away.

Thank you.

Do you want to go out for lunch?

Well, it would be nice.

What are we talking about?

Just about.

I'm sick of you.

Do you want to go out more?

I have to go.

It's mom.

Hi mom.

Why did Matti approach me just now?

And then I realized.

In addition to the new skin, I also have a pure sense of privacy.

I don't demand anything anymore.

I don't want a woman like that.

Jesus, you look like some kind of over-the-top student.

We had a hell of a mix-up yesterday.

Jäki and Merlot had a party in Turku.

It's starting to get real.

Where are you going?

I'm not going to the party.

Oh, I'm so excited.

It's so weird. What could this be?

You're such a weirdo.

Don't even think about taking a shower.

What's wrong with you?

I'm afraid that...

...this really didn't work out.

You can feel that.

Usually I knew it.

About how you touch me.

Rooms lie all the time.

Rooms lie all the time.

They don't lie.

They don't lie.

Do you understand?

Yes, I do.

Let me get you out of there.

You're such a psycho!

Who was it? Who was here last night?

I told you it was a bit of a mess.

It was different.

It was a big mess.

Quite a big mess.

You can't understand, you're civilized.

Did you go to the fucking jullikkanen condo?

Yeah, of course. I was really nervous when I was singing.

You have to be extremely grateful if you can do it.

I don't think I've promised you anything.

Well, that's true. You haven't.

Well, at least I'm watching now. All the wives are watching.

Well, I'll show you something on YouTube. I saw it just now.

It was really easy. Come and check it out. Do you feel better?

Are you serious?

I am, I am.

Could you tell me something about this man's world?

I don't really get it.

When this gets a bit more difficult,

I'd find a fucking YouTube channel

and all those fucking bald guys

who open the door with their own little cup.

What is this really? What is it?

It's fun.

Does it work?

Jan, are you Jarno? 28?

Well, good Paula. Let's watch some videos.

When did you arrive?

It was so nice to be here.

How are you?

I brought you some gifts.

This is a bit like a birthday gift.

Thank you.

It's a nightdress.

Oh, I see. I guess it has some effect on the day as well.

Oh mom, you're so quiet.

What's wrong with you?

I can't understand how dad could betray you.

The boys are boys. I'm afraid I threw him out of the field for no reason.

If we break up with Mati, what would you say?

Men come and men go. And death is announced.

So you have a crisis?

I'm confused about one man.

What am I supposed to do?

If you feel that way, you feel that way. How do you feel it could be wrong?

But they can be.

No way. A woman can't live with a man who doesn't respect her.

But if I break up with Mati, there will be a second one.

With whom I'm going through a crisis and break up with her.

How many men can a person really have in their lifetime?

Yes, some of them are the last.

Do you promise?

I promise.

As my parents, I should say that I'm going to solve the matter thoroughly.

But I don't always do that.

What was your place?

It was what it was. You don't have to wait.

My sister came to us in the autumn.

I love you.

Thank you for coming.

It was nice to come.

I'm in the kitchen.

Sit there.

Have a nice day.

Thank you.

I have something to tell you.

It's Helene.

I have this kind of a contact.

A contact?

I have one woman in my life, this Helena, who I have a contact with.

My game partner.

We met a couple of years ago and started to email each other.

It has been quite intense.

When she says that she doesn't have any friends.

She doesn't keep in touch.

I feel that for the first time in my life I have a real soul mate.

Helena is your soul mate?

Yes, in Ulus.

He talks about the future.

That's what he's talking about.

He tells me exactly what I want.

What have you told him?

About everything.

About the difficult wife who doesn't understand you.

That too.

About some guest woman.

He has told me about that too.

It's very easy to understand each other.

Especially when you never meet.

It's quite different in Europe.

It's been very difficult for Helen.

You know, I've never had a hard time, haven't I?

Heli, Heli, I want to emphasize that we haven't had sex.

We haven't even met.

What's wrong with that? Matti, what's wrong with that?

That thing over there, it's gotten all your attention.

Everything that really would have died for me.

Do you understand? Everything.

That damn thing about some fucking future.

Tolouse, that's what it was.

Oh, Ruoja.

Why are you telling me this now?

I'm scared.

I thought I had a bad feeling about it.

I just felt that you were upset.

Look at your world.

It would have been the same.

What would you have told me?

What would that information have been?

But I...

I have a relationship.

It's a good-looking sex relationship. It's like a relationship of love.

It makes you really hard and long.

Oh, what?

Well, that...

That you're going away from your family.

Like the fact that I may have fallen in love with another man.

Who is he?

He's one of my students.

Oh, don't you touch me anyway.

Where are you going?

Don't leave me alone this time either.

Don't come here!

Let me go!

Get out!

You're not sure?

You're not sure?

I'm not sure.

I thought you said that.

Shut up!

You loved each other in high school.

That's what all couple psychology is about.

What the fuck?

There's no more of those things.

They have just disappeared into the past.

I don't quite get it.

What's going on?

What are you saying?

I don't know what to think about them.

I guess you have some idea.

Hell yeah.

This is Orava and this is Hamster.

This is Jutila and that's Kummola.

Can you see the texture of this precious eye?

And the fact that it wishes you all the best.

Its texture in the eyes is only beautiful and good thoughts.

Yeah, yeah. Well, of course.

I do understand what you mean.

Good. Matti knows.

You? Me?

How could you know?

I told him.

Why the hell? Why would you do that?

Why do you have to know that?

Hey, you're going to suffer for no reason.

If I'm Eero now, then I don't have anyone to call Rova anymore.

That's your ancestor's motto.

Eero's caretaker is a completely different thing.

No, this situation is not my fault in any way.

I didn't make any recognitions myself.

I did something like that when I was a child.

Do you understand that I really don't want to get involved with anyone?

That's not necessary.

I hate all the messes.

I wouldn't like any of them.

You'll see. You can put them on the top of your bed.

Thank you. What now?

You shouldn't really extend it.

Let's take it easy, shall we?

Sorry, let's take...

Let's take a few kisses, shall we?

Let's say...

I think so.

Can't you leave me here alone with Jutila?

Huh? What do you mean?

I don't know. I'll take it once a day.

Look, the days are coming one after the other.

Do you come here often?

Yeah, I was just thinking.

Have you left a friend?

You're a damn good looking woman.

Good ass.

Thank you.

You can't stand it.

Do you understand anything about the life of an Arab?

I don't know.

It works.

Let's wait for the next one.

You can't wait for that.

Let's let Mati say it in her own way.

It can't be said.

Actually, Matti, you said something, but I didn't hear it. Will you say it again?

Good. What does Matti mean to you?

He doesn't understand why you say Kyrppä here.

Say it again.

I asked my dad once, what is the secret of the long navigation alliance?

He said that we argue with each other as much as possible.

Is that the solution?

Why did I choose Matti?

Why did I choose this man?

I realize that I don't have to love him.

Both of us love sissies, and maybe that's enough.

Quite a bit.

What do you have?

And it does everything possible.

We can love or not love.

But that's not mandatory.