Original subtitles

(logo crackling) (eerie electronic music)

(glass clattering)

(soft dramatic music)

(container clattering)

(Cecilia crying)

(Siren chirping)

Agent in the house, come out.

(Cecilia inhales and sniffs)

(Cecilia sniffing)

(flesh squelching)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(flesh squelching)

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

(sword scraping) (Cecilia grunting)

(door clicking)

Agent in the house, come out.

(birds chirping)

(insects chittering)

(door clicking)

Get ready.

Take her.

(guns blasting) (bullets ricocheting)

(Cecilia chuckling) (neck cracking)

(flesh squelching) (bullet clinking)

(tense electronic music)

(officer vomiting)

All right.

My turn.

(swords scraping) (insects chittering)

(footsteps pattering)

(intense electronic music)

(sword scraping)

(nuclear explosion)

(ignition clicks and beeps)

Um.

Okay.

(door clicking)

(door banging)

(Cecilia gasping)

(tense electronic music)

(eerie electronic music)

-(upbeat country music) -No, no, no,

-Come on, settle down. -No, it's between,

no, it's gotta be this over here.

-Come on, no. -No.

(upbeat rock music) Hey, this band, look.

♪ You're by my side ♪

-No? -Come on.

(radio dial turning)

-Rock and roll. -Rock?

It's not rock, so I'm gonna change it.

-(radio dial turning) -Now...

(breathes heavily) Hey. Hey.

What you doing out here by yourself? Where are your parents?

Where's your mom?

Okay, sweetheart. What's your name?

Where do you live? (sighs)

Do you think you could show me where you live?

Okay. All right, let's do it.

Come on. (sniffs)

(insects chittering)

(tense electronic music)

Okay. This one?

(water trickling)

(Cecilia knocking) (dog barking)

(door clicking)

Oh my God, Samantha! Oh!

Yeah. I found her just walking alone.

I didn't know what to do, so I took her...

(door slamming)

You're welcome?

(helicopter whirring)

Attention. Attention.

This is the Department of Homeland Security.

Stay in your homes and lock your doors.

Do not travel outside. Proceed with...

(vampire growling)

[Sparks] There's too many of 'em out there right now.

[Casper] Yeah, but they're no match for us.

[Sparks] Yeah, maybe one at a time,

but what if they mob us?

[Casper] Well then we don't let 'em mob us.

(chains jangling)

She's still alive?

(chains jangling)

I thought you said you drained her.

I did.

At least I thought I did.

[Sparks] Too early for her to have turned.

It should be okay for us to drain her.

-I'll do it. -(hand tapping)

Like last time? I'll do it.

(fingers snapping)

(chains jangling)

(chair creaking)

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

So what I'm, I'm your prisoner?

(Sparks laughing)

You're our supper.

(breathes uneasily) You're gonna eat me?

(Sparks laughing)

We're gonna drink you.

(Cecilia gasping)

Okay, what is this? What is this?

You guys some, some emo freaks who think you're vampires?

(laughs) You don't remember.

(inhales) Happens sometimes.

-Trauma, you know? -Oh, psych major

explains everything. (chains jangling)

Don't bother. It'll be over soon.

Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Um, why kill me?

You know? Why not drink my blood?

'Cause then I can heal, get some more,

and then you can just keep drinking.

The virus is already running through your veins.

You'll be like us soon enough.

Maybe not today, but tomorrow, day after the latest.

I already have too many mouths to feed.

(chair scraping) (hands scratching)

(zombie growling) (tense electronic music)

(Casper sighing)

(Cecilia gasping)

(Sparks hissing) (Cecilia breathes heavily)

(Sparks growling) (Cecilia screams and grunts)

(chain clinks and jangles) (Sparks groaning)

(teeth pattering)

(groans) You bitch!

(hand slapping)

(Cecilia gasping)

(door banging) (zombie growling)

(flesh squelching) (Sparks groaning)

(intense electronic music)

Cas? Cas?

Don't move.

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

(doors banging)

(body slamming) Oh, God, oh, my God!

(Sparks screaming) (Cecilia groaning)

(zombie grunting)

(zombie chewing)

(hand patting)

(Cecilia gasping) (zombie growling)

(guns blasting)

(zombie groaning)

-(soft dramatic music) -Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

Oh.

(Pacer sighing)

Check her pulse. Well?

Oh. (sighs) Nope.

Too bad. She was cute.

Yeah. Huh.

Hey. Ah, look at that.

Yeah, that, (Joker whistling)

That ain't a zombie bite.

-That... -Yeah, right.

-Come on. -It is.

Leave her. We gotta keep moving.

Damn.

So sad. (sighs) Shit.

Ah, shit.

(sighs) Shit. (sighs)

(soft dramatic music continues)

(Cecilia gasps and groans)

Yeah. (breathes heavily)

(chains jangling)

(Cecilia groans and breathes heavily)

(chains jangling)

Mm-hmm.

Oh, come on. (gasps)

Oh, God, what do I...

(Cecilia groaning)

Oh, no. Oh, no, oh.

(chains jangling)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

Oh, God. I'm sorry.

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

Sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm...

(entrails squishing) (Cecilia retching)

(entrails rubbing)

(handcuff clattering)

(retches) Ooh.

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

(insects chittering)

(blood and entrails squish) (floor creaking)

(jacket rustling)

(door creaking) (guns blasting)

(jet whirring)

(thunderous explosions)

(soft dramatic music)

(helicopter whirring)

(group yelling)

(high-pitched ringing)

(Cecilia groaning)

(guns blasting continues)

(jet whirring)

(thunderous explosions)

(distant gunshots)

(eerie electronic music)

(person breathing heavily)

(Cecilia knocking) (door creaking)

(force field buzzing)

(chair creaking)

(floor creaking)

(door creaks and clicks)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(fridge door clicking)

(bottle rustling) (Cecilia breathes heavily)

(cap twisting)

(bag crinkling)

(Cecilia chewing)

Mm.

Mm.

Okay.

(stomach growling)

(Cecilia retching)

Oh, no. (vomits)

Oh.

All right.

(liquor sloshing)

(Cecilia swallowing) (bottle tapping)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(knife scraping) Thank God.

Hmm.

(stomach growling) (Cecilia retching)

(knife clattering) (Cecilia vomiting)

(hand pounding) Come on.

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(Cecilia gasping) (knife clattering)

(knife stabbing) (person groaning)

(person choking)

(footsteps thudding)

(dishes clattering)

(tense electronic music)

(person breathing heavily)

(footsteps shuffling)

(person breathing heavily)

(person breathing heavily)

(gun clicking)

(arm snapping) (person groaning)

(Cecilia growling)

(flesh tearing) (person screaming)

(blood trickling) (body slamming)

(eerie electronic music)

(gun clattering)

(lock clattering)

(lock clicking)

(doors creaking)

(Cecilia sighs and sniffs)

Okay.

This is fine. This is fine.

Fine, I'm fine.

You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. (inhales and exhales)

(flesh sizzling) (smoke hissing)

(Cecilia groaning)

(necklace jangling) Ah!

(Cecilia gasps and groans)

(dramatic vocalizing)

(soft dramatic music)

(necklace jangling) (flesh sizzling)

(smoke hissing)

(Cecilia groaning)

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

Oh, God.

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(tense electronic music)

Smokey.

Smokey. (gun clicking)

Don't move. Put your hands over your head.

(hand patting)

I said, don't move.

Why?

You worried about what I'm gonna do to you

when I see you don't actually have a gun?

-Wait, what? -(fist whacking)

(Smokey groaning) (lighter clattering)

Damn.

[Weston] Mm.

-(lighter clicking) -Oh.

Remind me why I quit smoking again.

-(lighter clicking) -Oh.

-What the hell is this? -Get rolled by some punks?

Look like you got wrapped up and saved for later.

Fuck you, man. This is homemade.

Keeps me from turning into one of those deadheads.

Keeps the radiation out.

You wanna keep the bug out,

(bottle scraping)

Drink some of this shit.

Ah.

(sighs) What do you want?

-Looking for a scientist. -Used to work for Donovan Corp.

-Scientist? -Yeah.

Working on some high-tech metal alloy.

Somethin' called Orichalcum

Got laid off when Donovan stock dropped,

moved out here to start over.

-Sound familiar? -Hell's a Texas Ranger

want with Oral Cow Cum?

(liquor sloshing)

All right, you know what? Fuck it.

Don't wanna know. Don't care.

You get me a car, one that works,

so I can get my bony white ass back to Texas,

I'll get you the name of your nerd.

Now why would you wanna leave sunny California for Texas?

-Huh? -There's no mindless zombies

-in Texas. -You've never been to Austin.

You give me a name and an address, I'll make some calls.

(lighter clicking)

Be back here tomorrow night.

Be here, and pack a bag.

Ooh. Can I, ah, get it back?

(Smokey sighing)

(tense electronic music)

(door creaking)

Evening.

Little late for a girl like you

to be crawling around an alley.

Need something?

Anything I can help you with?

All right. If you don't need my help, I'll be on my way.

[Cecilia] I'm sorry.

She speaks.

Oh, you are a fast little bugger, ain't you?

I'm sorry. (breathes uneasily)

I don't want to, I'm so hungry.

Well I'm sure we could find someplace that's still open.

Be happy to buy you some pancakes or something.

Okay, hey, look, I don't mean to be rude,

but you're getting a little too close for comfort.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to step on back.

(gun clattering) (Jim groaning)

I'm sorry. I don't want to.

I'm just so hungry.

Listen, kid, ah, I can tell you're new at this.

You haven't quite figured it all out yet.

I can tell you're, you're scared,

and you're, you're probably hungry as hell,

but I promise, this ain't the way.

I can help.

Nobody wants to help anybody.

Well I'm sure it seems that way.

(Cecilia growling) Oh, boy.

(gun blasting) (bullet clinking)

-Ow! (groans) -(high-pitched ringing)

All right, look, kiddo.

I really don't wanna hurt you. (Cecilia hisses)

(sighs) Just gimme a chance. I can help you.

I'm gonna put my gun down. All right?

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

(gun clattering) Hey, what's your name?

Where you from?

I'm from Texas. You ever been there?

(Jim exhaling)

(sighs) Damn. Okay.

(gun clattering)

(guns cocking) This is gonna hurt

a little bit. (guns blasting)

(bullets clinking)

(body slamming)

(Cecilia gasps and groans)

Sorry about that, kiddo, but I got some place to be.

Listen, you're gonna have a pretty rough night tonight.

Okay? But hey, tomorrow's another day.

(Cecilia groaning)

(footsteps pattering)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

(soft dramatic music)

(Cecilia crying)

(footsteps pattering)

Hey, you're gonna be fine.

I know you hurt like hell.

I bet you're scared as shit too.

But you're not gonna die.

And pretty soon, everything's gonna go black,

and then you're gonna wake up first thing in the morning

and everything's gonna be fine.

I'm, I'm, I'm a monster.

-We all are, kid. -No. (cries)

What made you think you'd be any different?

-(Cecilia sobbing) -Aw.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Once there was a beautiful princess.

An evil wizard put a spell on her.

Turned her into a horrible beast.

And all the townsfolk, they were scared,

and they thought she was a monster too.

But there was a beauty inside her.

A beauty of kindness and sacrifice.

That was something the wizard could never

take away from her. (Cecilia breathes uneasily)

She didn't wanna lose that so she started helping people.

The more she helped 'em,

the more of the beauty they saw in her.

(Cecilia groaning) Before long,

all they could see was that beauty.

And then the princess was beautiful once again.

(Jim inhales and exhales)

And then it rained in Southern California.

Sleep it off, kiddo.

(soft dramatic music)

(Cecilia gasping) (skin sizzling)

(smoke hissing)

(Cecilia groaning)

(tarp rustling)

(tense electronic music)

(soft dramatic music)

(necklace jangling)

(Cecilia sniffing)

(gun clattering)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(necklace jangling)

(necklace jangling)

(Cecilia whimpering)

(gun cocking)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

(gun blasting and clattering)

Hey, check this out.

-Oh. -Mm.

-She look like wet shit. -Mm.

-Smells like it too. -(sighs) I know, right?

Think we should bring her in or let the riff raff have her?

(Cecilia gasping) Ah, hey, hey.

-Oh my God. -Hey, hey, hey.

-Oh, no! -It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay. Oh, what the fuck?

-Ah, well. -Wait.

I recognize her.

-Go get the car. -She's dead.

Only kind of dead. Now go get the car.

Don't you know I'm the Joker.

Now I'm the doggone pallbearer.

What's next? (sighs) Grave digging?

(Cecilia groaning)

[Pacer] You're safe now.

Home?

Home. Yeah.

-We're your home now. -Mm.

(Pacer inhales and exhales)

(tense electronic music)

(machinery beeps and whirs)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(Cecilia swallowing)

(Cecilia sighing)

(tense electronic music)

(chess piece tapping) (Cecilia inhaling)

Hey, she's coming to.

What's your name?

Where am I?

Fucked if we know.

What's your name?

Cecilia.

I'm Ginny.

That's Jacobs and that old guy over there is Harold.

-Hi. -Hi.

Come on.

Mm. (chair scraping)

-Where are we? -We don't know.

Yeah, I was pulled outta my house by some idiots

who claimed to be knights of the great California Monarchy.

Yeah, well I put up, put up a fight, but they tasered me.

Next thing I know, there's some bitch

with a glass sword trying to cut my ears off.

And then I wake up here.

There was some type of rebellion

couple weeks after the bomb.

It's okay though.

All least in here, we're safe from all the creepies.

Ah, mm, mm, creepies?

Yeah. Radiation victims, faces falling off and shit.

(Jacobs slurps and chews)

(Ginny chuckling)

-On your feet, maggots! -(chairs scraping)

Ah, I'm just fucking with you. (laughs)

Go ahead. Have a seat.

You should have saw your faces, though.

All right, all right. Listen up.

My name is Esteban Montoya.

Second Knight to the Queen of the Monarchy.

Monarchy? What monarchy?

The people of California were able to overthrow

the powerful grip that the United States had on us.

We are now an independent and sovereign state.

You guys have been chosen to join the knighthood.

We are both military personnel and law enforcement officers.

You will either police the citizens of the monarchy

or you will take part in the conquest

of the former United States.

We've already moved into Nevada and Colorado.

Shortly, we move into Arizona and New Mexico.

Now, what? This is happening so fast.

Why are we here? Why us?

I certainly didn't ask for this.

You all are special. You all survived.

-Survived? -You guys didn't succumb

to the radiation for whatever reason.

Must be something in your blood. Could be your constitution.

Yeah, speaking of the Constitution.

(Esteban chuckling)

(chair scraping)

Get some sleep.

Tomorrow night, we'll see how well you can survive.

(chess piece taps and clatters)

It's over, isn't it?

Old life, country, everything.

-Yeah. -It's different now.

Mm-hmm.

It's a nightmare.

Yeah. We deserve it though.

We're selfish.

All of us. To our core.

I mean, we say we wanna be good people.

Some of us actually even do a pretty good job

of pretending like we are,

but just because we have society.

We lose that and look what we've become.

(insect buzzing)

Those bombs just showed us who we already are.

We are what we want.

I want to survive.

(engine humming)

(group chattering)

What do you think's gonna happen tomorrow?

That knight said he'd see if we'd survive.

What do you think that means?

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

-(flesh tearing) -Oh, God! (groans)

Ah! Help! (groans)

(zombie growling) (tense electronic music)

Oh, God!

(gun blasting)

(gasps) What the hell do you think is going on in there?

We'll find out soon enough.

(door scraping)

-(Joker chuckling) -Get his legs.

(plastic rustling)

Oh. (body scraping)

(door scrapes and slams)

(zombie growling)

(weapon whacking)

(zombie groaning)

(weapon clattering) (flesh tearing)

(bodies rumbling)

(door scraping)

Piece of cake.

He's been bit. Kill him.

Wait, wait, wait!

(machete scraping)

(machete hacking) Oh, shit! (groans)

(arm tearing) (flesh squelching)

(Joey groaning)

-(blood spurting) -Oh!

Not you. Her.

(Ginny whimpering)

-You'll do fine, okay? -No.

Yes, you find a weapon

and you hit it as many times as you can.

Okay? You're gonna be fine.

You're gonna...

(door scraping) You're gonna be fine.

Yeah. (Ginny breathes heavily)

Oh, I can't do this.

-Yes, you can. -(Ginny breathing uneasily)

You don't know what they are, do you?

(Ginny sniffing)

(Ginny sighing)

(door scrapes and slams)

(Cecilia gasping)

(zombie growling)

(Ginny gasping) (weapon whacking)

(Ginny grunting)

(door scraping)

-They're slow. -(Cecilia chuckling)

I knew you could do it. I knew it.

I'll be waiting for you when you get back.

-Okay. -You got this.

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(suspenseful electronic music)

See you on the other side.

(inhales and exhales) See you then.

(door scrapes and slams)

(Cecilia breathing uneasily)

(zombie growling)

(intense electronic music)

(zombie snarling)

(zombie growling) (soft dramatic music)

(zombie snarling)

(Cecilia hissing) (intense electronic music)

(Cecilia screams and grunts) (fist whacking)

(zombie growling)

(flesh tearing) (Cecilia sucking)

(blood spurting)

(body slamming) (zombie groaning)

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

(Cecilia breathing heavily)

I made it. (breathes excitedly)

(soft dramatic music)

What?

What?

(fist whacking) (zombie groaning)

(blood spurting) (Cecilia slurping)

(body thudding)

(lips smacking) Well...

(Ginny breathing uneasily) Ginny.

What are you?

(tense electronic music)

(Cecilia knocking)

-Cecilia, this is Agent Thane. -She has an offer for you.

(chair scraping)

An assignment?

An opportunity.

For you or for me?

How would you like to get part of your life back?

(chuckles) Which part?

-Hamburgers, salads. -Maybe an oatmeal cream pie.

Yeah. I'm listening.

In 2008, Collin Donovan's Corporation had some dealings

with some other organizations.

Ah, you know? I'm just gonna stop you right there.

Ah, (chuckles) my dad worked for Collin Donovan.

He says not to trust anything that man says or does.

So sorry, but if this has anything to do with him, no, no.

Collin Donovan died the Day of the Seven Sisters.

Day of the who now?

The day of the bombs.

It wasn't just L.A. that was hit.

[Cecilia] No?

It was six other cities as well.

It threw the entirety of the United States into chaos.

Now there are seven separate sovereign states

vying for each other's territories.

Most are insignificant,

but the strongest of them all are the Corporations

in the East, the New Republic of Texas,

and the California Monarchy.

So where do I fit into all this?

We're putting together a team of four women.

-What kind of team? -One that enforces

corporation policies, protects our interests.

So what exactly do I get in exchange

for my services besides a cream pie?

Donovan was responsible for developing a serum

that can take your strengths and enhance them

while removing your weaknesses.

Hmm. Maybe I like my weaknesses.

Oh, the ones that make you a freak?

So you've done this on others like me?

So I'm an experiment.

Look, we're not offering you a cure.

We're offering you a chance.

A chance to be something better,

something more, something different.

Sounds like it's a chance at you becoming a superhero.

Imagine all the people you can help.

There's no point in that.

Every good person I've ever tried to save

just winds up dead anyway, so why try?

Maybe your way of saving the world

isn't by helping the good, but by killing the bad.

(soft dramatic music)

(tense electronic music)

[Doctor] The other three members of your team

are getting a similar serum.

They're human though, so it's a different formula.

I'm human.

You know what I meant.

We are expecting the lycan DNA in the serum

to interact strongly with your virus.

It could be a bit uncomfortable.

(Cecilia inhales and exhales) Are you ready?

Yeah.

(machinery beeping) (needle pricking)

Uh. (inhales and exhales)

Wait, did you just say lycan? As in were...

(Cecilia groaning) (high-pitched ringing)

Ow. (gasping)

(Cecilia sighing) (papers rustling)

(Cecilia groaning)

(tense electronic music) (high-pitched ringing)

(Cecilia screaming)

(restraints clattering) No, no!

(Cecilia groaning)

No! (breathes heavily)

(Cecilia screaming) (tray banging)

(blankets rustling)

(Cecilia grunting)

(equipment banging)

(TV smashing)

(tray banging) (Cecilia grunting)

(pole whacking) (glass shattering)

(Cecilia screaming)

(sighs) That should not be happening.

That reaction only happens once the subjects have died.

She's already dead. Remember?

It'll pass.

Yeah, but how much damage will she do before it does?

(glass shattering)

(Thane sighing)

-Ah! -(bright classical music)

(Cecilia groaning)

(Cecilia chuckling)

Music soothes the savage beast.

Hmm.

(machinery beeping)

(tense electronic music)

Bone density increased 34%.

Muscle strength, 20 to 30%,

speed and agility increased an estimated threefold.

The other girls have seen similar or equal results.

So, essentially we turned them into men.

(doctor breathing uneasily)

What about her weaknesses?

Still present. Crucifix, garlic.

Cameras as well?

[Doctor] Mm-hmm.

-We can work with that. -(pen scratching)

Still, it's not very convenient to have an assassin

who can get taken down by any idiot

that can hold two sticks together.

Or who needs to be invited into their victim's homes.

The hunger?

Gone.

For now.

Sunlight? (doctor inhales)

Didn't wanna test for that. (exhales)

-(curtain scraping) -Ah! (groans)

(skin sizzling) (smoke hissing)

(high-pitched ringing)

-(curtain scraping) -Was that necessary?

Not the results we had hoped for.

You play the hand you're dealt.

(soft dramatic music)

(Cecilia crying)

(Cecilia whimpering)

(Cecilia chuckling)

Well, at least those still work.

(breathes uneasily) Huh.

(Cecilia sniffing)

(camera clicking)

(Cecilia chuckling)

Ah, well, you take a licking and you just keep on kicking.

Huh? Hmm. (laughs)

(tense electronic music)

Welcome to the Beta Project.

Mm. Whoa, that's a really cool name.

-Good for us. -Your call signs are Ajay,

Kim, Akecheta, and Mehnkah.

-But my name is Cecilia. -Ajay.

-No, it's Cecilia. -Ajay.

Hmm. Cecilia.

(inhales and exhales) So like your namesake. Ajay.

This operation is not sanctioned by the California Monarchy.

We are not officially here.

The only reason we are here is because we have

sympathetic partners within the monarchy

and the knighthood that help conceal us.

If you're discovered by the monarchy, they will kill you.

You are enforcers for the corporate states.

You go where we tell you to go,

you kill what we tell you to kill,

and you fuck what we tell you to fuck.

Whoa, I personally was told

that there would be no premarital sex.

That's just me. I don't know if...

That is our serum in the blood pumping in your veins.

It's corporation property.

Now if you decide you don't wanna work

for us anymore, that's fine.

-Hmm. -But before we part ways,

we will take back what is ours.

Your bodies are our weapons,

and we will use those weapons to protect our borders,

spread our influence, and ensure our way of life.

You are corporation property.

You will give us your loyalty.

And in return, the corporation will feed you, protect you,

give you everything you need to be comfortable.

It's a better deal than you'll find anywhere else

in this new hell we find ourselves living in.

We're giving you the chance to be part

of something bigger than yourselves.

-The opportunity. -Opportunity.

There's that word again.

I do not think that means what you think it means.

(Cecilia laughing) You get it? You, you get it?

No? Ah.

Any questions?

Good. Your training starts tomorrow.

(footsteps tapping)

Cecilia.

(hand knocking)

(laughs) Hmm.

(hands clapping) Okay.

Grumpy Gusses all around.

-(soft dramatic music) -Hello and welcome

to the People's Monarchy of California.

We're glad you have decided to immigrate

to our sunny skies and beautiful beaches.

We believe that the monarchy is here to protect you,

not only from outside forces, but from yourselves.

We will keep you safe and secure.

And in return, we ask only your loyalty and your...

-(glass tapping) -Drink up.

(customers chattering)

You know what happens if I do.

You know what happens if you don't.

Take my chances.

-(glass tapping) -Remember why we're here.

-Fucking hate California. -(glasses clinking)

(glasses tapping) (Walter sighs and sniffs)

So why'd you drag me out here?

Rangers asked me to come out,

asked me to find out what's in a container

headed from California to Texas.

What's it gotta do with me?

-Security clearance. -Ah.

You're a Watchman from Colorado.

Colorado's still a territory of California's.

Not for long.

Well, you better work fast then.

(Walter chuckling)

All right. I'll call you when I got something.

(soft dramatic music) (chattering on TV)

-(glass tapping) -Alcohol has been shown

to prevent the airborne spread of Z-spores,

which is a major cause of zombification.

And of course, avoid sexual contact

or avoid being bitten by the living dead.

And you can avoid becoming one

of these undead beings.

(zombies groaning)

-Shoot, I'm the Joker. -(gun clicking)

Don't know who they think they messing with.

I do this all day every day.

(zombies growling)

(lips smacking) Nope.

Sir. (Pacer clears throat)

Ma'am, Sandoval and his entire family is in that home.

Now you know me. You know, but it's too much for my team.

Although.

Stand down.

What?

Stand down. It's under control.

(zombies groaning)

That's anything but under control.

I said, it's under control.

Hmm. And I'm supposed to be the one with the jokes.

(upbeat electronic music)

♪ I got a hankering for something sweet ♪

♪ I'm kind of restless and I can't ignore the beat ♪

♪ Gotta skip in my step, gotta tap my feet ♪

♪ Disoriented, I can't tell what's wrong or right ♪

♪ And here we go ♪

♪ Let's have a little fun ♪

♪ We run around till the moon become the sun ♪

♪ Let's get a little drunk ♪

♪ You won't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Boy, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

Great. "The Powerpuff Girls."

Just watch.

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna watch.

Huh. (zombies growling)

♪ I like to take it if I know it wasn't mine ♪

♪ All the girls are dancing ♪

♪ All the boys are on fire ♪

(ax whacking) (zombie groaning)

Ow!

♪ You got a demon that you lock in chains ♪

(zombie growling) (knives slicing)

(head popping) (body thudding)

(ax whacking) (zombies groaning)

(bodies thudding) (Mehnkah grunting)

(zombie growling) (ax slicing)

(Akecheta grunting)

(body thudding) ♪ Here we go ♪

(swords whooshing) (zombie growling)

(swords slicing) ♪ Let's have a little fun ♪

♪ We'll run around till the moon becomes the sun ♪

Oh! Triple kill.

♪ You won't wanna miss this ♪ (ax whacking)

♪ Boy, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

(ax whacking) ♪ I got a thing for ♪

(axes slicing) (zombie groaning)

(sword stabbing) (zombie growling)

(Cecilia grunting)

(sword whacking) ♪ I'll break your heart ♪

♪ If you play me for a fool ♪

(flesh squelching) (Cecilia grunting)

(knife whooshes and whacks) ♪ Let's get a little drunk ♪

-Ah! -(sword whacking)

(flesh squelching)

♪ We run around till the moon becomes the sun ♪

(sword whacking) ♪ And here we go ♪

(sickle slicing) (Mehnkah grunting)

Ah! (grunts)

♪ Let's get a little drunk ♪

-Mm-yeah! -(flesh squelching)

(zombie growling) (Kim groaning)

♪ Mischief ♪ (zombies growling)

(upbeat rock music continues)

Ginny.

(sword whooshes and whacks) (zombie groaning)

(leg snapping)

Well.

(zombies growling) (leg thudding)

(Kim gasping)

♪ Let's get a little drunk ♪

♪ Let's have a little bit of fun ♪

♪ We run around till the moon becomes the sun ♪

(zombie growling)

-(head squishing) -Boot to the head.

(upbeat rock music continues)

♪ You can call me, you can call me mischief, mischief ♪

(Mehnkah grunting) (sickle whacking)

(zombie growling) ♪ I'm gonna taste ♪

♪ I wanna taste it ♪

♪ I'm gonna ♪ (group laughing)

Woo! Girl power, am I right?

(Cecilia exhaling)

(insects chittering)

(sharpener scraping) No?

Not feeling it. That's okay.

Next time.

Next time.

(tense electronic music) Yeah, let's go home.

(screen beeps and whirs)

What now?

It seems another Ranger has made his way

-across your border. -(sighs) Shit.

This is not the time for them to be snooping around.

We are too damn close.

The shipment goes out at the end of the week.

I'll send one of the girls. They'll handle this.

Don't send Ajay.

I'll send whoever the fuck I want.

(Esteban sighing)

(tense electronic music)

All the cargo containers check out except for yours.

But it's not going to Texas.

-It's not? -Nope.

That one's going to the Corporations.

It's their problem now, not yours.

-Why are we even here then? -(customers chattering)

What does Texas want with a container

that's not even going to Texas?

Curiosity killed the cat, Jim. Just stay in your lane.

-You're right. -Yeah, I know I'm right.

I'll call the Rangers when I get back.

Tell 'em nothing to worry about.

You, ah, still set on staying in Colorado?

-Got a good life there. -(dishes clattering)

-Bring her with you. -Ah, that's a no-go.

When Denver got hit, she just dug in even deeper.

When she walks away, my offer still stands.

She's not gonna walk away.

(soft dramatic music)

You stuck me with the fucking tab.

(door creaking)

Don't move or you're dead.

Wouldn't dream of it.

(Cecilia sniffing)

Yeah, yeah, that wasn't weird at all.

I know you.

-That makes two of us. -(gun scrapes and cocks)

Oh, hey, bud.

No, it's okay, it's okay. We're all friends.

Are we now?

You were the first person to kill me.

-Kiddo. -Yes, ah!

-How you been? -Hmm?

(feet tapping)

How did you know what I was before I did

How about I buy you a drink? We can talk about it inside.

(chuckles) See.

I need a gentleman.

-Oh, thank you. -Ladies first.

So sweet. See, he's nice.

(door creaks and clanks)

Okay, so how did you know what I was?

My line of work, I've seen some shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You're a Ranger.

Was a Ranger. I'm a Watchman.

(exhales) What the fuck is a Watchman?

It's complicated.

Oh, well then uncomplicate it.

(inhales) I'm a private detective,

but I can legally punish people that I find guilty.

That's it? That doesn't sound that complicated.

Yeah, I guess it's not.

(inhales) Okay, so what is a private detective

from Texas doing in California?

Enough about me. Where you been the last five years?

Ever heard of the Beta Hunters?

(laughs) Beta's in California. Yeah right.

-Are you serious? -Serious as a bear

wearing the pope's hat in the woods.

Wait a sec.

You got that Beta Juice pumping through your veins.

That's why you can drink now.

Oh, I can drink and I can eat. Man, can I eat.

That Beta Juice, ooh, comes with one heck of metabolism.

Actually, speaking of which, does this place have a menu?

Do, do...?

(dishes clattering) (customers chattering)

What?

Do you think you could, ah...

Nevermind. It's too risky.

Oh, please, get over yourself. Risky?

I'm so risky, I should be in an energy drink commercial.

Spill.

[Jim] It's a container leaving California.

It's got a bunch of people concerned.

And we thought it was going to Texas,

but it's headed out East.

-What's in it? -We don't know.

Okay, so why would you care about it

if it's not going to Texas?

Ah, just kidding. Don't answer that.

I know what it is. It's that whole detective thing, right?

Yeah. You can't leave a puzzle unsolved?

(inhales) Let me rephrase. (exhales)

Why should I care?

Because it's going to the Corporations.

And?

And they're your employer.

(chuckles) Okay.

Ah, Listen, I'm a California girl.

All the Corporations promised me was a cream pie.

They don't have my loyalty.

No one does. Not anymore.

[Jim] No one?

(glass tapping) (Cecilia swallowing)

I'm a monster, remember?

No one cares about me. Why should I care about them?

We're all monsters, remember?

Mm. (chuckles) I mean, I'm a literal monster.

Like seriously, right up there with Frankenstein,

Wolfman, Cecilia, all there.

That don't make you a monster, kiddo.

It's who you are the matters.

Well, who I am is someone who knows

people are not worth saving, ever.

Let me guess.

You tried a few times and failed.

Yeah. Made me feel useless.

I was useless. It's stupid.

-Well, that's the problem. -Hmm?

You were helping them 'cause it felt good,

and when it stopped feeling good, you stopped helping 'em.

Yeah, it was pointless.

Seriously, I bought those people like a few hours,

maybe a few days, best case, but-

Think of the chain reaction of lives

that you saved with that borrowed time.

You made a difference. Whether you realize it or not.

(chuckles) Hmm.

Well, I know what you are.

But who are you?

I'm Jim. Jim Weston.

Watchman of Bell County, Republic of Texas.

[Cecilia] So you're not required to solve every crime,

just the ones people hire you for?

[Jim] Yes, ma'am.

Mm, what about the ones people don't hire you for?

-They don't get solved. -What?

Wait, that just seems like paradise

for crooks and criminals.

I'd think so, but the Rangers keep the peace, so.

-Mm. -Now they don't do any

crime solving and it's up to us.

It doesn't really matter 'cause everybody

in Texas has a gun already.

That's why they're always waving at you.

They're not being nice.

They wanna know that you don't got a gun.

(Cecilia laughing) That's what's going on.

Funny, so then what happens once you

-figure out who did it? -Distribute the punishment.

You kill them?

Yeah. If the crime's severe enough.

It's generally an eye for an eye kind of thing, so.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. So, picture this.

What if we're at the laundromat.

Somebody steals my clothes outta the washer.

-What do you do? -Steal theirs in return.

(Cecilia laughing) Don't laugh.

It's happened, I swear.

Yeah, um.

I gotta go.

Hey, what are you gonna tell 'em about me?

Mm, that I roughed you up,

interrogated you,

but that you're here looking for some guy

that killed his wife.

Once I say that you're a Watchman and not a Ranger,

I think they'll buy it.

And my container? You think you can do some digging?

Find anything out?

Take care of yourself, Jim.

You too, kiddo. You too.

(inhales) Okay.

[Jim] Okay?

I'll look into your box for you.

I promise.

All right.

-Bye. -Goodnight.

-Still may shoot you. -That's okay. (chuckles)

She's, ah, she's an odd one.

Think she'd make a hell of a dicer.

She's a psychopath.

Yeah, but I've worked with worse.

Oh, yeah. Fuck you very much.

Safe trip back to Colorado, Walter.

-Get back to Texas, Jim. -This isn't your problem.

-Yeah. -(hand tapping)

(tense electronic music)

(customers chattering) (glasses clinking)

(footsteps shuffling)

(chair clattering)

(breathes uneasily) I think I was followed, man.

Yet you came anyway.

Yeah. You said it was important.

(chair clattering) (Smokey breathes uneasily)

Did you at least get it?

(Smokey sighing)

(memory stick clattering)

(Smokey inhales and exhales)

Large batches of Beta Juice

were hijacked from the Corporations.

Number one suspect, Monarchy.

What, the Monarchy's making their own Betas now?

They have to.

The original serum was only used on four women.

Agents from some private organization.

Code named, Bad Mojo.

I think it was Ajay Jarvis, Kimball Thanatos,

Mehnkah Azmera and Akecheta Syang.

Serum's supposed to make them immortal soldiers.

Corporations are using that serum to create an army

and Monarchy has to keep up.

Genetics race, man.

(Jim inhales and exhales)

If the originals were immortal, where are they now?

How much juice did they steal?

About a hundred doses.

That's hardly an army.

If they're not building an army, the hell are they dosing?

(Smokey breathing uneasily)

Mm.

(bag crinkling)

(tongue clicking)

Mm.

(keyboard clattering)

-What are you doing in here? -Huh?

Me?

Oh, me.

Um, you know, I just, um, oh, I came up here to...

No, I don't smoke. Um.

If you don't tell me what you're doing in here,

I will sound the alarm, if I don't kill you myself.

(Cecilia sighing)

Okay. Corporations gave you a second chance.

Didn't they? Saved your life, helped you survive?

I think California is making a move against them.

-Say that again. -Okay.

So, California is sending the corporations

this big cargo box.

I think it's a Trojan Horse.

(nails tapping)

I think Corporations think that they're getting something,

but California is sending them

something completely different.

And you think the Corporations could be at risk?

I do.

What did they say?

-Mm. -A new initiative

to round up instead of kill the undead

has entered a pilot phase.

Over the next six weeks, the Monarchy's Red Knight Division

will be capturing and preparing the undead

for export to other countries as military assets.

Many countries have already placed orders,

including Libya, Sierra Leone and Portugal.

The Queen's economic advisor believes this new export

could easily become the number one export of the Monarchy

-Thanks, Smokey. -Within a matter of months.

-Been a big help. -Anytime.

Just dial those digits, I'll be there.

So, ah, how do we do this?

Do I leave before you, you leave?

Kinda suspicious if we both leave at the same time, right?

Smart thinking. How about you go first?

(chair clattering)

(customers chattering)

(Smokey clears throat and sniffs)

(Jim sighing)

(keys jangling) (door clicks and thuds)

(tense electronic music)

(ignition clicks and beeps)

(zombie growling)

Oh, come on! Ah!

(customers chattering) (footsteps shuffling)

Zombies. They're shipping zombies.

Yeah, I got that.

Oh, Kim, Jim. Jim, Kim.

Hey, it's kinda fun to say Jim, Kim, Kim, Jim. (chuckles)

Wait, did you say you got that?

Yeah. And I'll do you one better.

Not just zombies.

They're zombies all jacked up on Beta Juice.

Beta Zombies? Or would it be Zombie Beta?

Wait, okay, which one sounds better?

Zombie Beta, Beta, Beta Zombie, Zombie Baby?

Okay, nope. Can't be that.

Because if you use Zombie Beta,

when you say it fast like I just did, it sounds like

Zombie Baby and that would just be ridiculous.

So. (chuckles)

Also, I think in this case that Beta would be the adjective

describing the noun, Zombie.

So it should be Beta Zombie.

Now, if I were turned into a zombie,

then I would be a Zombie Beta.

Right?

You're not quite right. Are you?

(scoffs) Hmm.

I'm sorry. What, why are, why is she here?

(inhales) Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because she found me snooping.

Don't worry, though. She's totally loyal to Corporations.

So if anybody's making a move against them,

(tongue clicking) she'd wanna know about it.

But between me and you, if you're not on the up and up,

she will probably rip your spine from your ass.

So, ah, look out for that.

Oh, okay then.

They're trying to cause an outbreak of Beta Zombies.

Zombies that are stronger, faster.

-That could be world ending. -We can't let that happen.

-Why not? -A lot of people,

no, no, huh, all of the people would die.

We can't.

Hmm.

Welcome back, monster.

All right, let me take this information back to Texas and-

There's no time. It ships out in three days.

Shit.

We're gonna have to deal with this all on our own.

-The three of us? -Two of us are Betas.

-Ay-yo. -Mm.

If these zombies are also Betas,

then they're practically immortal.

What kills a Beta Zombie?

Oh, they're not Beta Zombies,

they're Beta Zombies.

They're undead, which means they wouldn't use

the Beta Juice they used on you,

they'd use the serum they used on me.

What?

Yeah, they used lycan DNA in my serum.

Wait, are you, are you saying werewolves?

Okay. What kills a werewolf?

-Silver. -Got any silver?

No.

Well, let's look it up.

Here, wolfsbane.

Wolfsbane?

Got any wolfsbane?

No.

(gasps) Ooh, wait.

Ah, this says we could burn them alive.

Great. We'll blow 'em up then.

Do you have any bombs?

Oh.

Ah, this says that the whole fire,

burning them alive thing is just in movies.

It's worth a try.

I think we should still go with a plan B.

Something that we know will work for sure.

Mercury.

Okay. That might as well be wolfsbane.

Where are you gonna get that?

-Actually. -Actually, what?

-Mercury? -Why mercury?

It's the densest metal in the world,

but in room temperature, it turns to liquid.

When I first met you, I was actually here

looking for a scientist.

They worked for Collin Donovan.

Texas believed he'd found a way to keep it solid.

Called it- Orichalcum?

Did you find the scientist?

No. I got called back before I could.

How did you know it was called Orichalcum?

(Cecilia sniffs and breathes uneasily)

My dad. He had this little pet project.

He was always tinkering with it.

(sniffs) He worked for Collin Donovan.

Did he, did he find out how to make it?

Is he still making it?

I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, if he's still in California.

He's been holed up in his house for the past five years.

So, ah, he might have had time to finish it. I don't know.

Can you talk to him?

(soft dramatic music)

If we're gonna stop an outbreak of Beta Zombies,

we're gonna need some Orichalcum.

I...

(chair scraping)

(dishes clattering)

(customers chattering)

I tried once, you know, to go home.

But, ah, (sniffs) I had just turned

and just had my first meal.

I couldn't let my parents know that I became a monster.

I, I can't face that. I couldn't, I can't.

No. I, I understand.

No, do you?

Have you ever tried to tell someone you love

that you're a monster?

Are you married, Jim?

I have a daughter.

Oh. That's really sweet.

Not what I asked, though.

-I was. -Mm.

She was in Dallas when the Seven Sisters hit.

Oh, sorry.

I'm sure she was a great woman.

She was. She restored my faith.

Faith in what?

You remember when you asked me

how I knew what you were before you did.

And I give you an easy answer.

Yeah, yeah. You said your job.

The hard answer?

My wife, before the war, she turned like you.

(Cecilia gasping)

And after giving into the thirst,

she also thought she was a monster.

And, I mean, at first, I did too.

Wait, at first?

-Yeah. -Something changed?

She fought it.

And we found a way to feed her

without people having to die.

And somehow, she became an even better person than before.

And she just started helping people.

Made it her life's mission.

All she did was constantly make other people's lives better.

[Cecilia] Oh.

I watched her go from being a blood-sucking creature

of the night to a compassionate, caring angel.

Then the bombs hit.

And it's hard enough for her to survive daylight.

Impossible to survive a literal sun on your front porch.

So when I saw you, I knew exactly what you were,

and I knew exactly what you were going through.

And I knew you could change.

I knew that if you just found your faith you'd be fine.

In what? Humanity? (chuckles)

That ship is long gone.

Not humanity.

(laughs) Okay, ah, Jim, I'm a vampire.

I have no doubt that God exists. I believe.

Do you believe? Or do you have faith?

Faith isn't gonna change what I am.

Are you sure?

(necklace jangling)

(Cecilia chuckling)

Step-by-step. (sniffs)

(dishes clattering)

(customers chattering)

Okay. (inhales and exhales) Okay. (inhales)

(hand tapping)

I'm gonna go talk to my dad.

I'll meet you guys at the shipment container

in three days. (inhales)

You've gotta go back, though.

-I'll come with you. -No, no.

I go missing, they're gonna think

I had enough and I ran away.

They're not gonna think much of it.

You go missing and I go missing,

they're gonna send everything they got after us.

We can't deal with that right now.

Okay.

You need any help?

Mm, (sniffs) I think this is something

I gotta deal with on my own.

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart.

Mm-huh.

See you guys in three days.

-Three days. -Team.

Hmm.

(footsteps tapping)

(customers chattering)

(insects chittering)

(doorbell ringing)

-Front door. -(screen whirring)

(cane tapping)

(doorbell ringing)

Front door. (screen whirring)

(cane tapping) (Cecilia knocking)

(cane tapping) (hand rubbing)

(gun clattering)

(door creaking)

-Cecilia. (chuckles) -Hi, Daddy.

(tense electronic music)

(insects chittering)

(birds chirping)

(hand tapping)

(Kim sighing)

You don't seem too upset by Ajay's disappearance.

We're better off without her.

But when you met, you two became fast friends.

That's before I knew what she was.

You can't trust them, can you?

Your father learned that the hard way, didn't he?

I trust you, Kim.

That's why I taught you everything that I know,

so you can trust me.

I trust the Corporations.

(inhales) You know, the original four Betas

were created by a Corporation.

They were manipulated, betrayed

and abandoned by that Corporation.

They learned they could only trust themselves.

They were sisters with loyalty only to each other.

(plastic crinkling)

Where's Ajay?

(Kim exhaling)

(tense electronic music)

(soft dramatic music)

(insects chittering) (footsteps shuffling)

(birds chirping)

You okay?

No, but I will be.

(inhales) Kim? (exhales)

No show.

Hmm.

Get it?

(Cecilia chuckling) (sword scraping)

My father's life's work.

Let's go find that box.

(footsteps pattering)

You wanna talk about it?

No.

10-4.

[Thane] I'm disappointed in you, Ajay.

(tense electronic music) (Cecilia sighing)

(sighs) My name is Cecilia.

Hello, Ranger

Agent.

Did you think we wouldn't stop you?

Why are you trying to destroy the Corporation?

The Corporations are a means to an end.

End of what? End of humanity?

That's why we were created.

The other three, they were always trying

to do the right thing.

They never understood the responsibility that we carry.

Other three?

-I'm not going to let you. -(sword stabbing)

(Thane groaning)

(sword scraping) (body thudding)

Traitor.

Now let's get to that box before backup arrives.

I don't think she would've called for backup.

Well, then she's an idiot.

Nope. I think she is back up.

She pulled you into this, Kim?

I'm disappointed.

Sis meet Mom.

Holy shit. She's one of the first Betas.

[Kim] Kim, Kimball Thanatos.

And his name was death.

And her name was death.

You're not getting into that container, Ajay.

Cecilia.

Oh, no. She is.

(inhales) Oh, it's Kim v. Kim.

-I gotta watch this. -No, no.

We gotta get to that container.

-No. -No, he's right.

I'll buy you as much time as I can.

Oh, good luck.

[Jim] Let's go.

I want to watch while we walk. Ah.

(chuckles) You can't beat me.

Why not?

You taught me everything you know.

So be it.

(weapons scraping)

(zombies growling)

Yeah, I think this is it.

Yeah, it sounds like it.

(timer beeping)

We should go.

(weapons clinking) (both grunting)

(kick thudding) (Kim groaning)

Fighting with rage, Kim?

(tongue clicking)

I taught you better than that.

(Kim sighs and grunts)

(zombies growling)

(timer beeping)

Hey, ah, remind me again which one of us is immortal?

-Oh, yeah, right. -Yeah, back there.

(zombies growling) (timer beeping)

(timer clicking)

-Ah, Jim. -Mm-hmm?

-It's not blowing up. -I see that.

Why is it not blowing up, Jim?

I don't know. Maybe it's a dud.

Oh, ah, go check.

Please.

(Jim sighing)

(zombies growling) (Jim exhaling)

(soft dramatic music)

(weapons whooshing) (both grunting)

(kicks whacking) (Kim groaning)

You have the skills but not the experience.

Fighting with rage isn't helping you.

(zombies growling)

(timer beeping)

(intense electronic music)

Jim.

(timer buzzing)

(zombies growling)

(Jim breathing uneasily)

Is there a problem, Jim?

What the hell, man?

I think I dropped this a few times. It's probably busted.

Okay, well can we just like light it or something?

-You got matches? -It doesn't work

-that way, Cecilia. -Okay, I'm sorry.

I don't know what kind of bargain basement,

jury-rigged piece of shit you got off the internet.

My bad.

(kick thudding) (Kim groaning)

(Kim grunting) (knife stabbing)

(Kim gasping)

(flesh squelching) (Kim groaning)

You know why you lost, Kim?

Because you fight for the Corporations.

Heartless organizations that don't care about you.

I fight for people who fight for me.

You'll learn to do the same.

(birds chirping) (Kim spitting)

(insects chittering)

(Kim breathing uneasily) Now if you'll excuse me,

I have to go kill your sister.

(Kim groaning)

(dog barking)

Hey, Beta bitch.

(Kim breathing heavily)

We're not done yet.

(upbeat rock music)

-(zombies growling) -Okay.

We're gonna have to do this one at a time then.

One at a time? What do you, you mean, "One at a time?"

-Open it. (sighs) -It's insane, those are...

There's super zombies in there.

Open it.

It's suicide.

And can you think of a better way to go?

Absolutely. Peacefully in my sleep.

Oh my God. You're being dramatic.

Just open the door, please.

-No, wait, wait, wait, wait. -What, what, what?

(Cecilia sighing)

(zombies growling) (latches clicking)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(latches clicking) (zombies growling)

(latches clinking) (foot scraping)

(insects chittering)

Show me what you got.

Ah! (swords scraping)

(zombies growling) (swords clinking)

(doors clanking)

(zombies groaning)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ We're all alone now, and we can't slow down ♪

(zombies growling) ♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

(weapons clinking) (both grunting)

(kick thudding) (Thane groaning)

(fists thudding) (both grunting)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ We're all alone now ♪ (knife tapping)

Ah! (grunts)

Don't fight with rage, Kim.

(Kim grunting) ♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪ (knife clinking)

♪ We're all alone now, and we can't slow down ♪

(zombies growling) (swords slicing)

(Cecilia grunting)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪ (sword slicing)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪ (Cecilia grunting)

(zombie growling) ♪ We're all alone now ♪

♪ And we can't slow down ♪ (weapons clinking)

-(kick thudding) -Ya!

(body slamming) (knife clattering)

(Cecilia grunting) (swords slicing)

♪ We're all alone now, and we can't slow down ♪

(zombie growling) ♪ Ooh ♪

(Jim groaning) (stick rustling)

♪ Let me give you something to believe in ♪

(chainsaw clattering)

(Cecilia grunting) (swords slicing)

(chainsaw buzzing)

(flesh squelching) (blood spraying)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ We're all alone now ♪ (both grunting)

♪ And we can't slow down ♪ (weapons clinking)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ We're all alone now ♪ (sword clinking)

(kick thudding) (Thane groaning)

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪ (bodies rumbling)

(Thane groaning) (Cecilia grunting)

(swords slicing) ♪ We're alone now ♪

(foot thudding) ♪ We're all alone now ♪

Boot to the head.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪ (swords slicing)

(bodies thudding) ♪ We're all alone now ♪

♪ And we can't slow down ♪

-(swords whooshing) -Woo!

(insects chittering)

Yeah, I made a mess.

Huh, hey. Kim's not dead.

Hey, Kim. (chuckles)

(timer buzzing)

(container exploding)

(fire crackling)

(footsteps pattering)

(fire crackling)

(birds chirping)

(tense electronic music) (customers chattering)

(dishes clacking) (upbeat rock music)

If they ever find out you're still alive.

They're not gonna find out.

(inhales) Not if I'm in Texas.

Got room for a monster on your team?

Could always use another dicer.

-Dicer? -Yeah.

You know the ones who distribute the punishment.

Mm. Executioner.

Oh, okay.

Hmm, dicer.

I don't like it.

You should really look in to changing that name.

It sounds less like we're killing people,

more like we're like making omelets or something.

-Uh, I'll consider it. -Mm.

(chews) You should know, I only work nights.

I'll be sure to put it in your contract.

Mm-hmm.

(inhales) Ready?

-Mm. -(can tapping)

Mm. This feels good.

-Feels different. -What's that?

Being a good guy.

(Jim chuckling) ♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

(upbeat rock music) (bright whistling)

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

(bright whistling)