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You're killing me, Smalls.

Give me a sec.

A sec? Marge, you've had, like, an hour.

Oh. Don't exaggerate.

The data just came in.

I want to be sure.

Sure? What is sure?

There is no sure with Mother Nature.

It's just instincts.

But I sure can tell when you are stalling and being very

unsure of yourself.

I'm, I'm not unsure of myself.

And stalling?

Really? So then what do the calculations say?

That there's going to be a funnel cloud.

And in what direction?

67 degrees northeast.

Right. So what are we waiting for?

I want to be sure.

Sure of what?

Ah ha!

Let's do it.

That's my Magpie. Where are the keys?

Oh, but first I want to make

sure that we take some readings.

I've spent way too much time on this to crash and burn on our

first experiment.

Well, you got to break eggs to make an omelet.

Just don't forget to mention me when you make your speech

winning Pulitzer Prize for killing a twister.

It's Nobel Prize, you nerdy granola.

Besides, you've got to learn to walk before you can run.

Yeah, and we have to drive to the funnel cloud before we run

any experiments at all.

Okay, then what are you waiting for?

Let's do this.

Okay.

Did you really have to remove the wrappers?

Dye packs idiot.

I found three dye packs hidden in the wrapped money.

Three!

Three? Damn.

Good call.

How many more bags are inside?

What are you doing here?

I thought I told you to stay with the bank employees.

This is the last of it.

I don't need to go back inside.

But if you're loaded down with bags.

How did you keep an eye on the bank manager?

The what?

The bank manager!

He could trip the silent alarm.

Oh, crap.

That is not a silent alarm.

You think?

It's actually quite loud.

Get in the car!

That's not a silent alarm.

That's what I said.

Just drive!

Hey, watch the interior. This is a rental.

So what. You got the extra coverage.

What extra coverage?

You didn't sign for the extra coverage

in case of damage.

What is wrong with you?

I never signed that crap.

They're just hitting you up for more coin.

Besides, my car insurance covers rentals.

Are you sure about that?

There you go again.

Sure. Yes, I'm sure.

Why do you doubt everything?

You know, you're never gonna accomplish anything if you

don't believe in yourself.

You are a beautiful, brilliant scientist and your lack of

self-confidence is really clogging my chi.

I was just asking whether or not you have a big insurance

deductible or not.

Most policies only cover damage beyond the initial deductible.

My policy has a $500 deductible, and since we're

headed straight into a tornado, I'm pretty darn sure that this

car is going to get beaten to shit by flying debris.

So excuse me for worrying that my lab partner is going to get

nailed with a $500 fee.

Shit.

Bobby, I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt

- your feelings. - No look.

The funnel cloud, it's touching

down right where you said it would.

Serendipity.

Oh. It's showtime.

Damn it!

What? Oh, what?

I have $1,000 deductible.

Of course.

It's literally right there.

Gotta get a picture of it.

Oh my God, that's so amazing.

I think we're gonna be the first to post, like, actual

news anchors on antenna TV.

Yeah, let's post together on each other's counts.

Like a couple of news hosts.

We could simulcast, share on each other's accounts.

We could stand back.

To back, like.

Like in a metascore that we got each other's backs like a

metascore, right?

Like a couple of.

What are you doing?

You posted it!

I can't believe you! You bitch!

You narcissistic, selfish hag!

Hag? Have you seen your eyebrows lately?

You skank!

No, no!

Let go of it!

- No! - Get off!

Ha!

Those idiots are headed

straight towards the funnel cloud.

Maybe they're with the fake news.

Gonna make up some fake story about a tornado.

But it is a real tornado.

It's right there.

Well then.

Maybe they're just morons.

Sure as shit.

Don't try to be cool, Steve.

Keep filling.

That bag with the shotgun blast in it is useless.

Well it saved me from getting shot.

I don't see no cops in the rearview, but I can hear them

on the radio.

Oh, God!

I've been shot!

I shouldn't have taken all those bags.

And now I'm gonna bleed out cause

I'm just trying to be fricking helpful!

Damn it!

No good deed goes unpunished.

Shut up!

Calm down!

It's just buckshot.

It's no worse than getting hit with a BB gun.

Let me see.

Taking our masks off now?

What are we taking our masks off?

I just want to be sure before I don't do anything like Charlie.

Don't throw me under the bus.

You didn't have the guts to go into the bank at all.

Getaway driver, my ass.

We didn't need a getaway driver.

What we really needed was an extra pair of hands to help

carry the money and undo the dye packs, so I did have to go

and get shot!

And now I'm gonna die because you!

You're not going to die!

Sorry, but my ear stings.

A lot.

You're gonna be fine.

I'll get you a Band-Aid when we get to the safe house.

Right, Scully?

He's going to be fine when we get to the safe house.

Wait. You said my name.

So?

Well, your orders were to never use each other's names and to

keep our masks on at all times.

So. And you said my name.

So what does it matter?

If it's okay to say our names?

Is it okay if I take my mask off?

You're the only person still wearing a goddamn mask!

You are fierce.

You are a fierce bitch.

You have 67,762 followers as of this morning.

And you can do this.

It's just, uh, sharp.

Oh.

Tools.

Girl Scout is always prepared, whether it's a tornado in the

sticks or Hurricane Sasha being extra.

Boot up babycakes.

Momma's gotta post.

Oh, watch the bumps I.

I don't want to hit the wrong keys.

I can't do anything about the state of failing infrastructure

in rural America.

Oh, thanks, Google.

I'll take your social commentary to heart.

Just try and avoid the potholes.

And what about the turtles?

I got to swerve around the turtles.

Bobby!

Okay, okay.

Anyway, I've always told you that science happens in the

field, not in the lab.

I know I'm bringing the lab to the field.

According to my calculations, we should be able to get some

good readings as close as 500m from the funnel, so no need to

get too close.

I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid.

Doctoral candidate Margaret Miller, I present to you a

cumulonimbus cloud, also known as a twister or funnel cloud,

but commonly mislabeled a tornado, which by definition

never reaches the ground.

Oh, you got me.

Cute. Death by laser pointer.

Okay. Baby girl.

Oh, let's see if all those late nights are going to pay off.

I hope so.

I want to get my doctorate before we completely run out of

grant money.

What? You never told me that.

No worries.

You worry too much.

That's why I didn't tell you, okay?

Just be positive.

Oh my God.

The readings are clean.

My calculations were right.

Of course they were.

Eyewitnesses report suspect's

SUV heading west on Millville Road.

Proceed with caution.

We got to get off this road.

There. Take that access road.

That should throw off the cops.

Turn up the radio.

You changed it.

I got it.

Oh hell no!

Look out!

Oh!

Oh my God!

That was so real.

Content.

Damn. You guys rob a bank or something?

Hey, give me that.

Are you serious?

Hey, give me that phone.

No!

Damn it!

Stop her! She got a picture of us.

Keep filling the bags.

We got to get out of here before the cops get here.

That was my backup phone.

What kind of person kills a phone?

The kind of person you don't want to mess with.

I'm taking the car.

Stay away.

I so wish I could post this.

5.4 ERG, 33 MPs, volume 623.

Got it.

Awesome. I told you this would work.

Okay, 52 seconds.

If this data is correct, we should be able to move on to

phase two of the experiment.

Magpies spreading her wings.

All right.

40 seconds.

I hate to admit it, but maybe I can be too cautious.

We probably could have done this test once.

What's out there?

I thought I saw someone by the funnel.

Oh, man, you got to be joking.

There are two cars in the path of the cloud.

Are you serious?

Looks like they had an accident.

Let me see.

I mean, they are right in the pathway of the funnel.

If they don't move, they're going to get hit.

We gotta.

We gotta call.

911. It's mother nature.

First responders can't stop a twister.

Yeah, but they can't get those people out of there.

If they don't, they're gonna.

911.

Everyone is calling 911.

Of course they are.

There's a twister running through town, and we have front

row seats.

Come on.

What are you doing?

What?

Oh, no.

You are not going down there.

Are you crazy?

There's not enough time.

Yes there is.

You just read me all the calculations.

And since you're never wrong, we got this.

Oh, no.

No way.

I could be wrong.

Margie, you've been lab partners for 16 months.

I know your numbers are right.

You know your numbers are right.

And those people have no one to help them but us.

Now, strap it all down.

What are the keys?

What'd you do with the keys?

Ask Sasha. It's her ride.

Phone killer.

I can't believe you did this.

Such a dick.

Where are the keys?

I told you, I don't have them.

It's not my car.

Sasha must have them.

Just need the phone, lady.

Get away from me!

No! Get away you jerk!

Ah! Ah!

You can't run forever, lady.

You're really starting to piss me off.

Run, Sasha! Run!

We need the keys.

Really?

Don't look back! Run faster!

Get in the van! That funnel is headed right at you.

Come on, Sasha!

Come on. You don't have much time.

Come on! That clouds coming right at you!

You idiot!

I'm stuck.

Well, take your shoe off.

It's a boot.

I know it's a boot.

Then why don't you say shoe?

A shoe is easy to take off.

But a boot has laces and it's hard.

Will you shut up!

Keep going Sasha! You're gonna make it!

She's not gonna make it.

Positive thinking she's gonna make it.

You're gonna make it!

We gotta get out of here now!

No.

You okay?

As the storm rages through.

Central County, homeowners are advised to shelter in place.

To shelter.

For 30 years, this old brick block house has

survived everything that Mother Nature has thrown our way.

And this hurricane discount certainly helps.

It's not a hurricane.

It's a typhoon.

No, silly one.

Typhoons are in the ocean.

And so is a hurricane.

You're both wrong.

It's a supercell.

This just in.

The bank robbers from the First National Bank heist have

crashed their vehicle into Sugartown Farms.

Our reporter, Alice Grant is on the scene with farmer Bob.

Uh, well, yeah, I was strapping down a bunch of my equipment

before the storm hit, and these idiots drove right past me into

the eye of the funnel cloud, and they headed straight.

That's right.

Farmer Bob witnessed these very dangerous criminals crashed

their SUV into his cornfield.

And then they started this.

He saw the eye of the storm.

And then they started.

He saw the storm engulfed the SUV.

And what happened next?

- Uh. The cash. - He saw all

the cash from the bank robbery get sucked into the storm.

Millions of dollars of cash just floating around inside

that funnel cloud.

Am I reading this right?

Are we talking about a.

No doubt about it.

We have ourselves a cash storm.

A cash storm.

You've heard it here first, folks.

Millions of dollars are currently flying across Central

Valley in a cash storm.

Can you believe that?

A cash storm.

Now, I've seen everything.

Our analyst estimate nearly

$1.2 million in the air as we speak.

Meteorologist Lou the glue McBride says that as the funnel

cloud travels across the valley, hundreds of thousands

of dollars have the potential

of raining down on our residents.

Well, there you have it, folks.

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world after all.

What about your tabs?

chaps?

- I don't want to know. - What?

I don't want to know who you are or what your deal is.

I just want to get you and your partner to safety and drop you

off.

Partner? More like boat anchor.

I should have never brought him in on this.

I said I don't want to know.

Yeah, well, I think you already know.

And that's the problem.

No, there is no problem.

I don't know, I don't want to know.

I saw that you were in trouble,

and that's all I needed to know.

Well, that's.

I owe you for that, which is why we have a problem.

No we don't.

Well, you saw my face, but you also saved my life.

I'm horrible with faces.

I smoked so much grass over the years.

If I say I don't remember your face, the cops will believe me.

What about your friend and the hot mess?

Hey.

Don't trust this guy. He's some kind of bank robber.

He killed my phone!

You can't kill a phone.

It's glass and metal.

You shot it.

You shot her phone? What kind of person shoots a phone?

That's what I said.

Enough with the phone. Get in the back and shut up.

This is bad, Jake. We lost the money.

You said my name.

I heard nothing.

Now listen, you can have this van once we get back

to the lab.

- Lab? - Yes.

We can shelter there from the storm, and then you can take

the van. It's a rental.

Is it close?

Yes. And we have water and fuel for the backup generator.

And you can have it all.

Just let us go, and I promise

our memories will be very, very foggy.

You know, with the storm, it's

easy to be confused by the storm.

Oh.

Here. Try this.

This will help.

It's a Bibo bioscience brain health shot.

I'm a brand ambassador.

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cognitive function and longevity.

This one's pineapple flavored.

Mm. It's delicious.

How are you feeling?

Better?

See, you got your voice back.

These things are amazing.

And they have no caffeine in it.

I'm already hyper enough as it is.

This is gonna work.

Bobby. Bobby, the numbers add up.

Our machine is gonna work.

We did it! Whoo!

Margie not the time.

Kind of got my hands full.

- Careful. - I'm trying.

We finally got the machine dialed in.

Last thing we want is to destroy it in an accident.

You want to drive?

- Sorry. - What does it do?

It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.

Just because I look fabulous does not mean I am not smart.

I'm the whole package, babe.

Okay. Sorry.

It takes barometric readings, density, and velocity through

optical filters between 100 and 500 nanometers, then determines

the countermeasures to reverse the supercell's mesocyclone.

You're right, I don't understand.

I'm sorry.

Look, our doctoral thesis is based on the theory that a

funnel cloud can be reversed, essentially killing it.

Oh, like my phone.

Will you give it up already?

You guys can stop a tornado?

Um, theoretically.

Theoretically, we can do it according to my calculations,

which are always right.

I told you we could do this.

Whoa!

You can stop a tornado?

Damn right we can.

- Theoretically. - We can do it.

So I can get my money back.

All right, new plan.

You turn the van around, we're going to go back and use your

contraption to get my money back.

Well, it's not, uh, it's not like a toaster that we bought

at Best Buy that you can flip a switch on.

It has multiple components that it needs and the calibration

- needs to be set. - Alright fine, fine,

fine, fine, fine.

Where are the components?

Back at the lab.

The lab we're going to take shelter in?

Yes. There's only one lab.

All right fine. New plan.

We're going to go to the lab.

You mean the original plan I

was executing in the first place?

Just drive.

As the storm intensifies.

Residents are disregarding warnings to take shelter and

taking to the streets.

Our field reporter, Alice Grant is on the scene.

- Alice. - That's right.

Alice Grant here on the scene, witnessing first hand the gold

rush of Center Valley.

There's money in the air, literally, and everyone is

scrambling around to get their piece of the action.

Oh excuse me sir.

Sir, can you tell me and our viewers at home what your name

is and where you're from?

Uh, my name is Larry Greentree.

I am from the West.

It's great to have you here, Larry.

And can you tell us first hand give us an eyewitness account

of what you are seeing?

Uh, yeah.

I came out of my apartment, and I just saw this

- crazy storm. - A cash storm.

That's right, folks, he saw a cash storm.

And you're hearing it here first on Action I News.

I'm Alice grant.

Why are you not sheltering in place?

Uh, well, I'm going to go get some of that money that's just

flying around out there.

That's right, folks.

He's willing to risk life and limb throwing all

common sense out the window, risking his life headed towards

a deadly tornado like a complete moron.

Well, when you put it that

way, I'm not so sure about this anymore.

Too late, Larry.

Our viewers at home are waiting to see what happens.

So go for it.

Go ahead now, buddy.

Head towards the storm.

Back to you, Donna.

Well, there you have it.

Don't touch that dial.

We'll bring you all the action

and life and death drama as it happens.

You can't get that on streaming.

See, there still is a reason to have live TV.

Don't touch that dial.

Dial.

Who has a dial on their TV anymore?

It's just a figure of speech.

Like, hold your horses, keep your shirt on, hang tight.

Why aren't you out there with the rest of them?

I'm rich.

Nah. Cheers me to a lot of money in booze.

Even more in pot.

Don't do anything you'll regret.

Too late for that.

Keep an eye on that one.

I don't want her running off.

So your device can kill a tornado?

Yeah.

Not only that, it'll reverse the vortex and it'll drop all

the debris in a centralized location.

So your money will basically fall at your feet.

Bullshit.

How's that even possible?

Science, baby.

It's all true.

You know, those anti-vax people

have their heads up their butts.

Oh. I'm vaccinated.

Oh, so you're not a total douchebag.

Congratulations.

Is she telling the truth?

About what?

The machine. Your machine.

Can it do what she says it can do?

In theory.

Theory?

What the hell does that mean?

Yep. Here it is.

That's her.

Shit.

@SuperSash here in

front of this totally amazing tornado.

Oh. Thanks, Broho342.

Okay, squad, remember to like and share.

I'm going for a record number of views.

- That bitch. - This is like totally insane.

This big,

bank robber guy tackled me in a field and I'm covered in grass,

and I'm headed to see my bestie at PetaLovesYou.

- Over there. - Oh, that's so nice.

Why didn't I see that?

Hmm. Right.

Oh my God. A million likes! You rock fans!

This is the happiest day of my life!

God, she's so lucky.

A million likes in just a few minutes.

I gotta get a new phone.

You can use mine.

Really? Oh, you're so sweet.

Thank you.

What's your passcode?

You know what? I knew this was bullshit.

I should just shoot the both of you and take the van.

No, no, no, no. It's true, it's true in theory,

Like, well, theoretically it's true.

We just haven't tested it yet.

What?

It'll work. It will work.

It's, uh.

I just haven't had the confidence to run the

experiment yet.

But it'll work.

Like we'll run the device.

It'll kill the twister.

And I swear your money's going to drop to your feet.

For real?

Oh, yeah, 100%.

All right.

How can I help?

Alice Grant on the scene here at the crossroads of County

Line and Millville Road.

Officer.

Yes. I'm on TV.

Thank you, officer, for taking the time to talk with us about

your operation.

Are you blocking off the road to protect our fellow citizens

from the dangerous bank robbers who are still at large?

Or perhaps the deadly tornado

that is ripping through the valley.

Well, I'm not really.

Oh, you're not at liberty to say.

The freedom of the press empowers me to know the truth,

empowers the public to know the truth.

What are you trying to hide?

- Hide? I don't think you. - Oh, I see.

You're trying to cover up

the real purpose behind this roadblock.

As a representative of the First Amendment, I'm here to

say that I demand to know why the public, our viewers, demand

to know why you have put up this roadblock.

I really didn't do I don't know.

Oh. You're trying to play dumb now.

I want to speak with your superior officer.

Give me your badge and your name.

My name is Chuck.

Okay. Officer Chuck, I want to know your badge number.

I don't have a badge.

What kind of a police officer doesn't have a badge?

I'm not a police officer.

Then why am I talking to you?

Why are you talking to me?

Because you are, I thought.

What do you think is going to happen to us when he finds out

you are full of shit?

Look, I was scrambling, okay?

I'm just buying us time.

Time? Oh.

You should have just given him the van and be done with it.

We've seen his face and we know his name.

I don't think keeping us alive was an option.

Oh, but you think it's going to be an option when he finds out

this machine has never been

tested in a real world situation.

It can overheat.

It could short circuit.

It could blow up.

It could just not work.

Have you thought of any of that?

Don't be such a bummer.

It's gonna work.

Your numbers are correct.

And you've never failed at anything you've ever done in

your whole life.

Because I'm too afraid to do anything without double and

triple and quadruple checking every little thing.

Exactly.

Besides, sometimes you got to leap before you look.

That's a stupid saying.

It's positive thinking.

You should try it sometime.

It actually works.

You know what?

Maybe when you're baking cookies or you're planting

vegetables, but not when you're testing a cyclotron on a 150

mile hour funnel cloud while homicidal bank robber is

pointing a gun at your head!

You good? You got that out of your system?

Yes.

Now do what you know you can do,

and I will figure out the next

way to deflect this maniac.

All right. Deal?

Deal.

I don't like the plan.

Well, I didn't ask your opinion.

They saved our lives.

And Peta seems really cool.

She knows your name?

No, I know her name.

I did what you said.

No names.

Even though you said it was okay earlier.

That was amongst us, not other people.

Jesus. What else does she know?

Nothing. He just talked about her friend

@SuperSash.

Now she got over a million views on her feed.

Did you know that those girls

make over 100K a year as brand ambassadors?

I think we could do that.

Between robbing banks.

The hell's the matter with you?

I wish you would stop doing that.

And I wish you would stick to the plan.

Yes, I get it.

She just seemed nice.

Nice will get you 20 years.

Got it.

What if we cut them in on the take?

Give them Scully share.

You got over Scully real quick, didn't you?

Scully was a dick.

Yes he was.

Cash cloud.

Money storm.

The green tornado.

It sounds like, it sounds like the Green Hornet.

What about.

What about money Maelstrom?

Ooh. How about the billowing bank?

Windfall?

Ooh.

Double meaning. That's a good one.

Boomy Benjamins.

Raining riches.

Or pennies from heaven.

Dude, that's a song.

It was a movie two starring Bing Crosby.

Bah boo boo boo boo boo.

Man,

this is some good stuff.

- Mhm. - I'm in the wrong business.

Well, have I got an opportunity for you.

Do you really have to point that thing the whole time?

What if we hit a pothole or something?

Then you're dead.

Oh.

What? No snarky comeback?

Nothing funny to say.

We don't belong here.

Well, neither do we.

I should be on my way to the Caribbean by now.

Life's tough all over.

Well, I do have a nice herbal rub that'll soothe your nerves.

Dan Valley Organics herbal muscle rub with cayenne.

Great for sore joints and stress.

Here. Try some.

I'm a brand ambassador.

All righty.

Greedy bastards.

Are you ready?

Yep. Let's go get ours before it's all gone.

Woo hoo! Wait for me!

Pain in my ass!

Oh jackpot.

I got fat stacks over here.

Greedy bastard.

You want to race, huh?

Let's race.

There it is.

The funnel. How close do we have to get?

Huh?

Hey!

What are you doing?

Science shit.

Do you want to help?

I, uh.

How close does he have to get to it?

You got it?

Yeah. The machine is set.

Right.

Keep going.

We estimate the range at about 100m.

That's freaking close.

Yeah, that's science for you.

You aren't risking your own

life, you aren't doing it right.

Really? Is that true?

No.

I'm a scientist.

I'm not stupid.

Oh, there.

Pull up there. That's good enough. Over there.

Uh, it has to face the funnel cloud.

Yep. You got to do a 180 and face the back of the van

towards the storm.

You got it?

For you viewers at home, I will try to convey the experience I

am having right now.

Live from the edge of the storm.

Wow, she She is stupid.

Nah, man, she's the fourth estate.

She's the reason why this country is still a democracy.

Freedom of the press.

She's a hero.

She's a moron.

The wind is blowing so hard I can barely stand.

This reminds me of the time.

That I did a special report on jet engines.

Ha! What a bad hair day that was split ends.

Was that a fish I just saw?

Alice?

Just a warning to our viewers.

Please do not try this at home.

Alice is a professional meteorologist.

She has had extensive training to bring this compelling story

to your living rooms.

Are you there? Alice?

I'm okay, I'm okay.

From what I can tell, this is an Alaskan salmon.

Safe to say, it didn't fly.

Here from Alaska, most likely from Barnacle Bob's

fish market back in town.

The missing head is also a good indicator.

That's amazing, Alice. Live TV.

It's incredible.

Don't miss a single moment, viewers.

You can't afford to not watch our broadcast.

Your lives may depend on it.

I'm not going anywhere.

I can't move.

We need to set it on a flat surface with the emitter facing

the funnel.

All right, got it.

Yo! Hey, Charlie, keep your head in the game.

Come on.

Just only hold it from here.

Hey, y'all, it's your BFF, @PetaLovesYou.

Sorry I was dark for a few hours, but as you can see from

my BFF @SuperSasha's livestream, stream, there is an

epic tornado here in the Central Valley.

Right now I am in the van of these fierce weather gals.

Hey there @EdVample and @HeavyBeast23.

I love you too.

If you look over my shoulder, those two sisters are setting

up a device that can stop a tornado.

Yes, @YOLOPartyGirl, My hair looks wack.

Okay. Rude.

Um. But whenever my hair is being sketchy, I always use the

hypersonic USB portable

Rechargeable Titanium hair straightener.

You can use code.

Peta loves you for 30% off your first purchase.

And when you set it down, don't drop it.

The accelerometers on the inside are delicate.

This is only a prototype for testing.

But it'll work, just the same.

Yeah, well, for your sake, it'd better.

How can I help?

Yeah. See these two leads here?

I need you to connect them to these power cables.

Can you please put that away?

I can't concentrate.

Yeah, well, that's too bad.

I know you two are up to something.

I think this is bullshit.

Bullshit? Bullshit?

I've spent my entire life planning this device.

It'll save hundreds, no thousands of lives.

No longer will little girls lose their parents to a rogue

supercell that randomly chose my house.

Out of all the other houses in the neighborhood, leaving me to

be raised by my creepy aunt and fat uncle who smells like

pickles and sauerkraut.

So no, my bank robber friend.

This is not bullshit.

All right, I get it.

You're tragic.

Whether it works or not, who knows?

You're connected.

You said my name.

What?

No I didn't.

Yes you did.

You yelled Charlie to get my attention.

Oh, shit.

Now they know both our names.

This is getting worse all the time.

Let's just take the van and get the hell up out of here.

Screw the money.

Screw the money?

I didn't come all this way to screw the money.

There's over $1 million right there.

Just a couple football fields away.

If these chicks can do what

they say they can do, it's all mine.

Ours.

Yeah. Of course, of course ours.

Jesus. Everyone's paranoid.

The gizmo is humming.

Hashtag science gals are making history,

while the hashtag bank robbers are

holding us hostage.

If anyone could please tell the cops that we are in trouble,

that would be solid.

Oh, @SoccerMom482, @SoccerMom432, and @BigBalls69

I appreciate you.

Please like and share y'all.

I am shooting to be @SuperSasha's number.

We are over 500 K.

Keep sharing y'all.

I need a hand over here.

But I'm streaming.

Ah, I love you too @HungryHippo.

Damn it Peta, this is a matter of life or death.

Okay Peta squad. We're about to join the action.

It's gonna get intense.

What do you need, boss babe?

Seriously now?

My fans are getting the cops for us.

Don't shame social.

Oh, yeah, good idea.

Okay, so I need you to hold the doors open so they don't close

on the cables.

But when I give you the signal,

I want you to shut the doors.

Okay? You understand?

Yes, I understand.

You all understand, right?

You know, you better hide that

phone or you're going to be screwed.

Hold you, Peta squad.

Okay, let me flip it.

So here's the deal.

Over there are the two dickheads who robbed the bank

and are now holding us hostage.

Hashtag real danger.

Please share y'all.

I think we can get the streams over big mil.

What are you doing?

She's holding the doors open so they don't close on the cables.

Is that okay?

Yeah. How long is that going to take?

Not long.

It's charging up.

Okay, guys, I need your help.

I need you to grab here and here, and I need you to grab

here and here.

Okay. So when I crank up the power, it's gonna vibrate.

It cannot move off target.

Otherwise the vortex won't align.

So. All right, I got it.

And you?

I got it.

Okay.

Okay. When I give you the signal, shut the doors.

What's the signal?

I'll say, shut the doors.

Right. Don't let go.

It's working.

I don't believe it.

Okay, hold it tight.

Hold still.

Shut the doors!

Damn it!

I knew I should have taken the van.

I told you to take the van.

Now we're stuck with.

It's getting bigger.

Yeah, but it's not moving.

It's not going anywhere.

No it's not.

It's moving backwards.

Oh! Fat stack.

That's good.

Come on.

I got it here first. It's mine.

Ownership isn't final until it's in the bag, Steve.

You greedy son of a bitch, Rick!

I knew I couldn't trust you.

Trust me.

You've been sleeping with my ex-wife.

But you hate Brittney.

But that's not the point.

Bro's before hoes.

We gotta go back.

The wind's too strong.

Then let go of the cash.

You let go!

Hell, no!

See?

That's what I'm talking about.

They're trying to steal our money.

It's over, man.

We're done.

It's not over until I say it's over.

That's what I thought.

We got a ride.

Let's go.

Not long.

Okay. It's charging up now.

Is this going to work?

I don't care, as.

Long as it distracts those two.

Long enough for Margie to get free.

Oh snap. Girls, we scheming.

How much it vibrates.

You cannot let it move off target.

- Okay? - Yeah, I got it.

I'm serious.

No matter how much it vibrates.

- Do not let go. - I got it.

Okay.

All right.

When I give you the signal, I need you to shut the doors.

What's the signal?

I'll say shut the doors.

Right.

Okay, gang, you're part of this.

Give me feedback and share.

Yes, 600 K.

Keep sharing, y'all.

Oh, my God, you gotta see this.

Oh. See that?

Whoa! It's working.

This is epic, y'all.

And @PetaLovesYou is the only place to see this.

Whoo!

Hold still.

Shut the doors.

Where'd you go?

Oh, shut the door!

Are you okay?

Are you shot?

Are you, are you hurt?

Uh. I'm okay.

Oh, that was so real.

A million!

Oh, my God, a million!

This is the most I ever had.

Thank you so much.

This is epic, y'all.

And I have these two fierce ladies to thank.

Oh my God.

Introduce yourself.

This is epic.

Yeah. Uh, I say your name.

Um, Margaret Gallagher Owens.

Margie.

You are like a super genius scientist.

Right, Marge?

Turn that shit off.

Oh, come on, this is epic.

You're famous.

Tell us who you are.

- Stop! - Shit!

Oh, God.

We have to get her to a hospital.

We will, but it's a half hour away.

I have to stabilize her first.

If we don't stop the bleeding, she'll bleed out before we get

there and die.

Are you a doctor?

No. This is basic first aid.

You've never taken a first aid class?

No, I'm not a doctor.

It's basic first aid.

Everyone should know that in CPR.

Jeez, people are so stupid.

I'm not stupid.

No no no.

No no no no no no no no no.

Let go. You need to let go.

I need to stop the bleeding.

Oh my God.

Relax. You have to lower your blood pressure.

Relaxed.

Come here.

Press really hard. Push hard!

Oh, hey.

Hey, hey, look at me, I got you, I got you.

No bullshit.

- Do what she says. - okay?

Okay. Move your hand.

Let me do it.

I got you.

You're gonna be okay.

Your BFF is gonna patch you up, and then we're gonna get you

right to a hospital, okay?

All right, all right.

It's gonna be okay.

I don't know, I don't feel so good.

No. Baby girl, you are going to be okay, I promise.

Okay. I'm ready.

Bobby, this is gonna hurt.

You can do this.

Okay. We need to lift your shirt and get the

anti-coagulant on as fast as we can.

- Okay. - Got it.

Are you ready?

Okay. Okay.

Let go.

It's okay, Bobby.

It's okay, Bobby.

Okay. You're good.

You're good.

That's it.

You're gonna be okay.

Am I gonna live?

Are you talking?

Yeah. Then you're gonna live.

I love you, Magpie.

Oh, that's so sweet.

I love you, too, my nerdy granola.

I gotta post this.

Keep drinking.

You need to get your fluids up.

She's drinking, she's drinking.

God, she's like my grandmother.

You have no idea.

I heard that.

Here it is.

Check it out.

I recorded the whole thing.

Wow.

Oh, you're an animal.

Do you stream everything?

Almost everything.

The life of an influencer.

Constant content all day, seven days a week.

Just chasing the algorithm.

I don't think you influencers

did anything except look pretty.

Oh. Thank you.

I try, but, I mean, there are thousands of prettier girls

than me.

It's all about personality. Y'all.

Y'all. A girl with California style and southern charm is

what separates me from the rest.

That's smart.

Really?

Yeah. I'm really sorry about earlier.

Bobby keeps telling me that there's two kinds of smarts in

this world, and I only have one.

There's book smarts and world smarts, and you need to work on

the world ones.

Well, I think today was a

pretty good step in that direction.

I don't believe it.

Well, I thought it was pretty clever outsmarting those guys.

No, no, our.

Our experiment. It actually worked.

Look at the video.

I'm driving.

Show her the video.

Uh. Hold on.

Oh. See that?

Whoa! It's working.

This is epic, y'all.

It was actually working.

The vortex was actually counteracting the funnel cloud.

See? We did it.

We killed the power.

There's no way to know for sure.

Don't you dare.

What?

Don't you dare.

After all we've been through today, go back to that mousey.

No self-confidence.

Chicken shit from this morning.

Oh, chicken shit.

Yeah. Chicken shit.

I literally had to get shot in order for the real you

to break out of your shell.

And then there was no second guessing.

You jumped right into action.

Well, that's because I had taken a first aid class.

Yeah, and you got an A plus in it because you're Miss Perfect

at everything you do.

Just like our research.

Our experiment has been ready for months now,

and you know it.

The experiment worked.

We did it!

Damn right, Magpie.

So that contraption of yours can really stop a tornado?

Oh, actually, it's a supercell.

Commonly known as a funnel cloud.

- Yes Peta you're correct.

It'll stop a storm from causing damage and killing people.

Which is why we did this in the first place.

That's right.

Okay. We need to get you to a hospital.

I'm feeling better.

Oh, bullshit.

We are getting you to a hospital.

Besides, those maniacs are still out there.

Fine. But you have to promise me that you'll go back.

Peta. You want to be a lab assistant?

Oh, I'm in this for the long haul.

You two are my spirit animals.

Oh, I don't think you're

allowed to use that term anymore.

Oh, my God, you're right.

I'm so sorry.

Please don't tell anyone I said that that would get me canceled

for sure.

As influencers, we,

we literally have to be angels.

One mistake and you lose followers and then sponsors.

Please, please, please don't tell anyone I said that.

I'm really sorry.

Roll down the window.

Uh.

What do I do?

Do what he says.

Okay, I'm gonna put my hand on the switch.

Don't shoot me.

Oh, good.

I got one.

Asshole.

Are you okay?

Listen up, you three.

You may have won round one.

I'll give you that.

But you now know I will not hesitate to kill all of you.

What do you want?

I want my money.

And before you pulled the plug, I think your little machine was

gonna get it for me.

It was supposed to work on its own.

We figured you would get your

money, and then we'd just be free.

It was an honest mistake.

We didn't mean anything by it.

Liar!

All of you are liars.

No, I'm the liar.

She's the blabbermouth and she's the goody two shoes.

She's telling the truth.

See, I told you, they're just scared.

Good.

They should be, because you're going to do what I say.

And this time I'm taking the van keys.

Now unlock it.

We have to get Bobby to a hospital.

She looks fine to me.

No, those are just triage bandages.

She needs real medical attention.

Well, I'll let you go after you get my money.

No, we have to get her to a hospital.

Or I could just shoot her now.

No, wait.

Okay, okay.

Hold on.

Here's what we're gonna do.

You come.

Come with me.

She's gonna come with me in the compact.

We'll follow you to the machine.

Let's go, let's go!

Damn it!

Come. Come on.

This is a bad idea.

No bank robbery is 20 years of possible parole.

Murder is life.

I didn't sign up for this.

You do what I say.

I can throw down too, Jake.

Yeah, Jake. Jake.

Jake! And my name is Charlie.

So, yeah, everyone knows everyone and we're all screwed.

So let's just get our money.

Let them go.

Get the hell up out of this shit town.

It's about time you grew a pair.

We'll do what you say.

Come on.

You're driving.

Keep drinking.

It's important.

I feel fine.

The funnel cloud is getting bigger, I noticed.

Is that gonna make a difference?

The truth this time.

The truth.

The truth.

The truth is, is that science is not an exact science.

There are so many factors in

the formation of a cumulonimbus cloud.

No one can predict outcomes.

But we're going to try our hardest to make sure it works.

Look, honestly, we just want to give you what you want, forget

your names and make it to a hospital.

I thought you said you were fine.

As fine as I can be under the circumstances.

Do I know you?

I asked you a.

I do,

I do know you.

You're @PeterLovesYou!

Son of a bitch.

Ah, I love you.

Why don't you have an accent?

I thought you had an accent.

Hey, y'all.

Ooh, I knew it.

Say something else.

I don't know what to say.

Oh, you little faker.

It's just my brand.

@PetaLovesYou is my social.

Where all my fans can, like, follow and share.

Oh, my God, that's awesome.

So it's all bullshit.

Too funny.

Not entirely.

I mean, my mom is from Atlanta.

I just copy the way that she spoke when I was growing up.

What about your mama?

Does she know that you're a fucking murderer?

Hey! Wait up!

Uh, it was just supposed to be a quick hold up.

All right?

No hostages.

No. You know, shooting none of that bullshit.

Hmm. Well, you fooled me.

I'm not gonna let Jake hurt anyone.

Bobby has a bullet in her gut.

I'm sorry about that.

I promise you, you will be set free once Jake gets his money.

I swear on my mother's grave.

Oh.

You lost your mama, too.

That must be hard.

Yeah.

You lost your mother?

Yup.

Yeah.

I really miss her.

That's why I really got to go home to make sure I'm there for

my daddy.

I'm all he has left.

I'm really important to him,

and he's really important to me.

I really got to get home to my daddy.

You know,

we are just two peas in a pod, after all.

Going down the road of life,

we got to stick together.

You and I.

You know what I mean, sugar?

I guess.

Yeah.

What can we do, y'all?

Dreamwork.

Teamwork makes the dream work, right?

You get your money, we get the heck out of here, right?

What's next?

We need to target the funnel cloud.

So the first step is to load up the machine.

Yeah, sounds like a plan.

Seriously?

It's not that heavy. You can do it yourself.

All right, Charlie, you'll drive here.

You getting back?

No problemo, senor.

She always have an accent?

Isn't that cool?

She's. Peta Loves You.

The southern belle of California fashion.

- What? - She's famous.

For what?

For being famous.

I'm starting to think you don't

understand what's at stake here.

Don't you threaten me.

Oh.

New plan.

You drive.

What about Charlie?

What about your accent?

That's what I thought.

Let's go.

We'll be right back with our reporter in the field as soon

as they reconnect the uplink.

Meanwhile, I've just gotten confirmation of two more bodies

found near the Westmont junction.

They had several bills from the First National Bank heist on

their persons.

They are believed to be fortune hunters like the rest, bringing

the current death toll to 12.

We once again remind our viewers that these are deadly

conditions, and you should take shelter in a basement or in a

room near the center of your homes.

What are you doing?

I got to line it up with the cloud.

Are we close enough?

Just let her do her job.

Yeah, okay. Alright fine.

If this doesn't work. You're all dead.

Just chill.

We'll do it.

Help me.

I need you to fix the door open.

Otherwise the wind's going to blow it closed.

Well, you're not going to take it out of the van.

No, it needs to be anchored to something heavy like the van.

So you lied to me about that too?

I didn't.

I didn't lie.

Do you want your money or not?

Of course I do.

Okay, then.

You strap down the door and let me run my experiment.

I set the reactor at 100% last time. It pulled 60 amps

100%? That's more than we talked about.

I know I was hoping it would blow those dickheads up, but I

didn't think it would actually work.

What do you know about that?

100. It is.

The door is fastened.

Get out of the way!

- It's working! - It really is!

Oh, shit.

It's still within acceptable margins.

What's the core velocity?

Uh, 38 K.

- And the amperage? - Holding at 60.

It's plateauing.

Hey it stopped working!

No, no, no, just give it a second.

It needs to adjust.

Bullshit.

You lied to me before, and you're doing it again.

No, it's supposed to work.

We just need to get closer.

Closer? How stupid do you think I am?

That's it.

I'm done.

What?

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

You got him. You got him.

You got him.

I didn't want this.

I'm sorry.

- I didn't want this. - It's okay.

I didn't want this.

You believe me, right?

Y'all know that I believe you sugar.

It's not working.

We gotta get out of here.

- Wait. - What?

Bobby needs a hospital.

We gotta go.

We need to get closer to the funnel.

The energy is dissipating.

Before it's making contact.

We have to get closer.

Are you crazy?

No.

We can do this. Trust me.

Trust us.

Can I live stream it?

Hey, y'all.

@PetaLovesYou here live as history is being made.

I'm here with the two fiercest BFFs a southern girl could ask

for as they set off to make history.

Drive Peta!

Sorry, y'all.

I got a job to do.

Okay, right now I am driving

backwards into a cumulonimbus cloud.

That's the technical term for a tornado, y'all.

- Focus Peta. - I can multitask.

So we got this machine right?

Wait, does the machine have a name?

No! Keep driving!

We gotta work on that.

Hey, fans, why don't we hold a contest to see who can come up

with the best name?

Damn it! Peta focus.

Okay, okay.

Sorry. Y'all here's just gonna

have to watch without my commentary.

A little closer.

Got it.

Don't overdo it.

I got this.

Slow down!

I got it.

A little.

Stop!

That should do it.

The reactor's going critical.

It'll hold.

We gotta turn it off.

It'll hold.

Then adjust the port side.

- That should help. - Right.

Ha ha!

You have expenses, right?

Girl's gotta eat.

Ow ow.

Girl's gotta get to a hospital.

Yeah.

Just moments ago, our cameraman shot these images of scientists

in a van using a miraculous new machine to destroy the tornado,

saving countless lives.

That's amazing, Alice.

What's the mood of the people on the streets?

It's like the whole town just won the lottery.

It's raining money and the

citizens are just giddy with joy.

Ah!

Ah ha ha ha!

I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich.

Hey, hey.

You okay there, TV lady?

Ah.

Yeah, I am okay.

So what's your opinion about the events from today?

The events from today?

Have you noticed the events from today?

Because you don't talk much about the events from yesterday

or ten decades ago, or the 1919 Black Sox scandal or the

Lindbergh baby?

No, it's all this 24 hour news cycle.

What do you think about that?

That's exactly what I thought.

Thank you, Alice. One more question.

What's the name of this miracle machine?

I don't know, but I will certainly find out.

Hey. Oh, hey.

Hey, you.

You want to be on TV?

Come here. Hey, get back here!

There you have it, folks.

We'll be right back after this brief commercial announcement.

How about calling it, calling it, "Wind Thrasher?"

No, no, no. Funnel fixer.

Storm killer.

Storm breaker. Storm breaker.

That's it.

That's got a nice ring to it.

Because,

it's copyrighted by one of those mega corporations.

No, no, no, it's a Norse legend.

No, I'm pretty sure it's copyrighted.

And if you use it, you'll get sued.

Well, we better not do that.

I was just going to say that.

Take 30, flirty and thriving.

I was literally gonna say that.

Take 30, flirty and thriving.

I got my pinky.

You better get rid of that phone

or those guys are gonna screw you.

You better hide that phone or

those guys are gonna screw you.

Why do I keep saying it like that?

You better hide the phone from the guys or.

Behind me.

I'll let you go after.

Am I saying it wrong still?

Graham.

I wasn't even looking at you.

This is your problem now.

Or you're screwed. No.

Or you're screwed.

It just sounds like I'm horny.

Okay.

Alright. I'm so sorry. I got it now.

69. Ha ha ha.

Sex.

Is this good, Dan?

Love it.

Okay.

I'm gonna fly out of here.

Nifty 50.

Nobody told me I had to go. 46.

Oh my God.

I'm so sorry.

Wow. She swears.

All right, redo that, redo that.

Sorry.

You're hanging there for a while.

I was like.

Can I bark at Jake?

No.

21 fun.

Margarita, everybody.