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You ain't gonna take me in, cuppa. Not alive, you ain't.

Don't shoot. He's only a boy. Okay, Harry, cut.

What was that?

Some type of Saturday morning crime show?

In a ray.

More like the late, late, late show.

Jimmy Cagney.

Yeah, you're right on.

Not bad, cuppa.

We're connoisseurs. That's how we won the traffic safety contest.

More like a pair of monsters.

Look, you guys, do you mind if I just get the interview on camera, okay?

Sure thing, Miss Blake.

Sure thing, Miss Blake.

Oh, sure thing, Miss Blake.

Good morning. This is Patricia Blake, News Feature One, bringing to you

another in-depth report of one team of California highway patrolmen.

Punch, John, what is your assignment today?

Oh, it's right here. This is Ray Serena and Pete Costello.

Yeah, the boys have won an essay contest on traffic safety.

They're going to receive certificates of excellence from Judge Almeida, and

they're going to get a look at the courts and how they operate on the

inside.

Sulkin, Dale.

Yeah. Bickle, Lloyd.

Oh, that's me.

Follow me, gentlemen.

Where are we going?

You've been arrested, remember?

You're going to court. It's your preliminary hearing.

Let's move it.

Well, we couldn't until we go inside.

All right, shall I gather up the kids?

Oh, no, they're all right. We have a few.

And all this trouble over dealing in grass.

And grand theft, Otto.

We didn't steal that car, officer.

Let's go.

We just borrowed it, that's all, didn't we? We left a note for this guy and

everything. Nice note.

Yeah, I'll bet you Judge Handler will just fall right off the bench. He'll

love that story.

You're just trying to intimidate us, ain't you?

No, I'm trying to deliver you, so let's move.

I want a drink of water. It's time for court.

Well, why can't I have a drink of water? I said it's time for court. It's his

right to have a drink of water. It is in the Constitution.

That's right. You want me to put the cuffs on both of you?

This here officer is violating this man's rights!

Well, my big sister loved me, but I tell you, if they would have told her to

squire me around like you're doing for Pete, I think she would have left

Wyoming for good.

Oh, I'll bet you're just as lovable to her as Pete is to me.

Yeah, well, as a matter of fact, I thought so.

Of course, hey, listen, what a kid brother thinks is funny can sometimes

give a big sister fits.

Interview?

It's so big. Big?

It'll rip you apart. Yeah.

Put on help.

They're big motorcycles.

Right, right. Macho men. But these were fast.

Which the kid do.

Let's try to start it. Okay.

I'm gonna put this on you and then you don't have to yell at anybody, is that

all right?

Okay.

Hey, grab him before he hits the gear shift.

Come on, get off there. Come on now, slow down. We need to know better. You

too, Ray. All right, now you two characters.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm gonna make it simple for you.

We're doing the judge's chambers in ten minutes. For ten minutes, you say

nothing, you do nothing, you try nothing.

You hear that?

Hey, you just behave. Is that clear?

Clear. Is that clear?

Yes, sir. Yes, ma'am.

Okay, fellas, I want to talk to you.

Come on.

If our reporter got that on film, I don't think we'd look very good.

Oh, yeah? Who can look good? Sigourney knows two kids. And Gutierrez said this

was gonna be a cushy assignment.

He'll enjoy it, he said.

For real. But once we get him inside, I mean, what can we do? What, the blob in

Godzilla?

They can start World War III, ma'am.

So, from here, we go into the chambers, and then into the courtroom of Superior

Court Judge Albert Amata.

energy to expend.

I couldn't have ridden the motorcycle. Hey guys, it's time to go in and see the

judge.

Hey, a bar.

Champagne, please, Peter.

Yes, right away, sir.

Keys.

Here, try it. Just once. I'll bet you can't even hear the engine.

You two sound off right now!

Keep cool.

I know I'll send another unit.

I got you.

Knock it off, Lloyd. Let him go. The door's unlocked.

I'm gonna let you guys go.

Grand theft auto, kidnapping, assault.

You guys are in heavy trouble. Those two chips know you took us. You better let

us out.

Yeah, well, if they know, how come they're not chasing us, huh?

Yeah, look.

Look. There are no cops there. You better not stop us, because we got you.

You're our insurance, understand?

Hey, kid, what is your dad?

Some kind of big shot or something, huh?

What is he, a judge?

This isn't a car.

Yeah, well, you just stay put and stay quiet.

We're not going to hurt you, so don't be scared.

We're not scared.

Why are you guys on the lam?

Well, we came into town and we were broke and we started dealing with some

grass. Put a caulk in it, Lord.

No, no, where is it, really?

What's your plan?

Well, we're going to get out of L.A.

Should they come here in the first place.

15, Mary 3, 4, maintaining visual contact with suspect.

15, 3, Mary 4, 10-4.

whether this is a 207 or a practical joke.

Have all units switch to Blue Channel 2 and keep it on clearance until this

thing is resolved.

No hot pursuit.

We don't want to push the situation into panic.

Yeah, I figure we'll head up north.

After that once we're over the border into Canada, we can unload this for a

bundle.

Man, that's the saddest getaway plan I've ever heard. Me too. For openers, do

you guys know which freeway to take?

We'll figure it out.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll get a map.

On the freeway?

Look, take the interchange up ahead and get off the Santa Monica freeway. Go

west until you hit the San Diego.

Yeah? We live here, mister. Pete and I wrote an essay on the freeway. We

studied him. We know.

Go on to the interchange and make a... I heard him. I heard him.

Just stay loose, okay?

It's a terrific story.

I'll let you know our location for the camera crew as soon as I can.

I know John's right. Kid brothers do crazy things.

This is too far out, even for Pete.

I just can't believe it's a joke.

We see a lot of unusual situations, Miss Costello. I made some creative notes on

an interesting one last month.

You see, I do a little writing.

Grossman!

Take care, Mr. Castello. Make sure you tell me.

Right, Sergeant.

15 Mary 3 and 4, suspect vehicle now on the transition road to the westbound

Santa Monica.

15 Mary 3 and 4, maintaining visual contact with suspect vehicle.

15 Mary 3 and 4.

Two WMA 11500 suspects attacked the deputy at the courthouse and escaped.

Tried to determine conditions in that vehicle without exciting anyone.

This is a 207 situation.

Regard the juveniles as hostages in danger.

How much you think one of these Jarvis cost?

$62,000. No kidding, huh?

I bet it comes loaded.

Radio, air conditioning, everything.

Hey, Lloyd, I gotta go. You gotta what?

Not until Canada, kid.

That's over 2,000 miles.

I mean it. I don't feel good.

Yeah, you don't feel good. I heard him. I heard him.

He's in pain.

I'm sick.

Shut up.

You gotta stop for gas sometime.

We'll buy gas stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. We don't have any money.

How much you got on you, kid?

You stop first.

Just past Henson Road off-ramp, still in visual contact.

Nothing unusual. We can move at any time.

10-4, Mary 4. We're monitoring all the off-ramps ahead of you. Stay close

enough to protect those kids.

S-4, this is Mary 3. Can you form a rolling block ahead of us?

How's the traffic flow?

Moderate. Slow it down. I think we can grab up on the rolls and surprise them.

10-4, John.

We'll run a rolling break as soon as I can get a unit.

50 Mary 3 and 4, I'm running a traffic break ahead of you west of Robertson.

10-4-7, Adam.

We're moving in, all units. Caught up to the rolling block, westbound Santa

Monica. Back up, move in.

We'll make the stop.

John, wrong tire.

All units, this is Mary 3.

This is the wrong rolls.

They must have turned off.

7, Adam, release your traffic.

10-4.

Come on, let's go.

You okay, Pete?

I'm still a little weak from my illness.

Get in the car.

Señor, yo no comprendo.

All units, seven Charles. I had the black Rolls

Royce, licensed.

Frank, Lincoln, Adam, George, Ocean, Norwich. Parting to service station.

Hanson and Mill Road.

Uh, got jammed up and I lost him. You re-entered the freeway. Mill Road

interchange. Direction unknown.

10-4-7, Charles.

Excuse me, have you seen a black horse with a flag and license plates?

That's your move.

He said they were here, but that's all he knows.

The

kids

left this 45N in San Diego Freeway North.

S-4, this is Mary 3.

The kids left a note. They're northbound on the 405 freeway. We'll be following

it up.

10-4, Mary 3.

I'll back you up with Mary 5.

All units, 15 S-4.

B-O-L, the Black Rolls Royce.

License flagging, northbound 405.

Report it, but stay clear.

Repeat, stay clear.

Hey, John, I can get ahead of them and fake a breakdown in front of them.

Stop. Yeah, or have two tenths of Rolls-Royce run over your motor.

I'm going to borrow this car. You tell Gutierrez.

I got to be out of my tree.

I think he has a good idea.

Hey,

listen, mister.

How about 40 bucks?

No. Yes.

I said no.

But he said yes. He just threw it in at the right time.

Right. You can make a better story.

I just did my job.

I could take the car.

Now you don't have to.

The sweet hunting melody.

Those bittersweet words that remind me of love long ago.

Look, look, look.

Take this boat ahead of us, man.

That is my main fantasy, man. Fat, sassy rolls like that.

Boy,

cops don't do that.

You're right.

Some kissing, man.

Could they be serious?

I think that we ought to report this, man.

Hang close, man.

It's a gas.

I told you guys to sit down. You guys, shut up. Hey, get out.

Those guys give us any flack, I'm telling you right now, kids, you're in

trouble for sure.

Yeah, you kids are going to be in trouble.

We heard him.

15 Mary 3, I got him.

The cop, I'll leave right behind him.

Hey, come here!

Kidnap! Kidnap!

There's no police up there! Kidnap!

Says no!

What is he, off duty or something?

Hey! Kidnap!

Kidnap!

What's he doing?

Nothing.

Kidnapping, man.

Kidnapping, all right, man.

Up ahead.

Dale, listen. They're still back there.

I know it. I hear them. I hear them.

It's a cop.

Really, it's a cop, Dale.

Stay down.

The kids are really going to get reamed now.

Turn off the radio. Hey, man, that Rolls Royce with the flag on plate.

Cut the horn, would you please?

It's stuck, man.

We got the kidnap cover.

Now, just be on your way and stay away from the Rolls, huh?

Oh, and thanks for your help.

was punch it just passed i know rossi you back up john five seconds behind

we'll try another rolling traffic block

Okay, I told you kids to stay down.

Hey, stop pushing us around.

We just wanted to see where we are.

Okay, okay, I just don't want to hurt you, kid. You okay?

Look, we can't squinch down here all the way to Canada.

Lloyd, put some music on the radio.

What kind of music do you like, kids?

Contra Western?

Punk rock?

Beethoven.

What?

The sentry on-ramp put me a mile ahead of them.

10-4-7, Charles.

Notify me when you're in position.

15-S-4-L-A.

Helicopter H-8 is available now to join you at 10.

10-4-0-A. Send him on.

I never figured to get static in a Rolls.

We're out of rain.

Get another station.

I figured on a rig like this that you could pick up stuff from as far away as

all over.

Black rules Royce.

Black rules Royce? Hey, is that us?

Get it back. Get it back.

Frank,

Lincoln, Adam, George, Ocean, Dora.

License flagged.

Who are they?

license flag i think it's a car units watch for helicopter h8 approaching

southwest helicopters all right they know about us dale shut up hey they got

a helicopter after us shut up i said everybody shut up dale we better get out

of here helicopter see everything grab a hold of something and hang on

I think they made it.

All units, marry three.

Black Bulls off the freeway and believed headed east.

Come on now, let's get the traffic moving, come on!

Come on now, let's go!

I think we're safe.

Safe? Are you kidding?

A helicopter could spot this car easy.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, they can see everything, huh? Everything.

Hold it. I think I got something.

Get in the back.

And keep those kids quiet.

All right.

You boys better behave, huh?

What?

Okay, as long as you don't hurt my friend.

Howdy doody there, Pops.

What's your problem?

We're your cause, Bob.

Can't get my Rolls Royce by.

Take it easy, Pops. I'm warning you.

Lloyd, bring on the kids.

Open the door.

Everything's going to be all right.

Grocery take off.

Conduct a pattern search of the area.

Find that Rose. Observe it. Do not close with it until we're sure those boys are

safe. Please, God.

Hang in there, Miss Costelli. Your brother's going to be just fine.

What happened?

They put me in the trunk and took my wagon.

They took my wagon.

Okay, I'm a police officer.

Want to tell me exactly what happened?

They took my wagon and locked me in the trunk.

Boys, why are you stopping?

They don't know what's in this car.

The man you stole it from will tell them. Shut up. Move that way.

John, how'd you find it? The horn?

Right. Pull it up.

Well, they put him in the trunk and they took his wagon.

All units, Mary 3 suspects and hostages now believed to be in a light blue

station wagon. Left 1200 block on Carver 5 ago.

Quest 1185 for the abandoned rolls.

B-O-L, a light blue station wagon.

Suspects and hostages are no longer in the roll. Be there in 10 minutes.

a light blue station wagon.

Suspects and hostages are no longer in the Rolls Royce.

Mary Ford's still in the Impala. He's using the horn for I.D. Listen for La

Cucaracha.

Okay, if you'll wait inside, I'll be right back.

Take it easy.

We mean it.

Oh, man, hey, I'm sorry.

My fault, man. I'm sorry.

Not what you did.

We're in a hurry, you yo-yo.

Hey, all kinds of apologies, guys, man. My fault, okay? Listen, I got my keys,

man. What do you say?

We go get a tow car, huh? Come with me, huh? What do you say, huh?

Yeah, that's all you can do, man.

I'm a police officer.

All right, step over here. Put your hands on your head. Come on, move.

Boy, am I gonna get it. Oh, you're okay.

Oh, thank God. You know what I mean?

Got it.

Nice

going,

amigo.

But remember, the state owes me 40 bucks.

Why don't I call you tonight? We'll discuss it.

Deal.

You were certainly right about kid brothers.

Pa said they'd start World War III in about 10 minutes. I guess they did, huh?

Yeah, those kids were pretty cool, but I bet you they remember this for quite a

while. So will we. The next time the sergeant offers us a cushy assignment,

think about it.

Hey, Poncherello, don't complain.

You're on overtime.

Miss Costello, I'm sure happy those kids are safe.

I think it'll be a long time before they get into another strange car.