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How's your tan coming along, partner?

I'm working on it. I doubt if I'll ever catch up with you.

Well, just stick with it, man.

Nobody's perfect.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah, I keep forgetting that.

I'd rather go home. Hope that welcome mat is left over from last year.

Watch and learn.

Nothing to it.

Well, looks like they're having some fun getting out of there.

Who cares, man?

He's those coyotes.

He's gotta be a valley man.

Hey,

come on, you guys. Pull up and give him some room, huh? Hey, what's the matter

with you?

Come on, let's go check out the afternoon glass.

That's no great loss, man. Who needs those guys?

Hey,

look at this, man. What a bummer. We'll never get out of here.

Wait, it's a popular spot. Maybe it's the only place left.

No, man.

Look at it.

There's a lot of spaces left, man. They just did it for the grands.

And those stupid surfers, man, they think they own the whole beach.

But what are we going to do now?

Just load up and get in, all right? Hey, Ramon, start it up.

Are you crazy?

You okay?

Oh, yeah, sure. This is all I needed. A stiff neck and a rolling smorgasbord.

Okay, I'll be right with you, all right? What was that guy doing?

I mean, he was on my side of the road.

L.A. 15-7, Mary 3.

Advise West Valley to be on the lookout for a brown, decorated Chevy van.

Possible 215 heading east on Incinal Canyon Road.

How about that? Those suckers got away.

Never mind them. You got problems of your own.

Excessive speed.

Around blind curves, over the double yellow line. Hey, man, they busted out

my headlights.

Doesn't that count for anything?

No excuse for endangering lives and property.

Driving like a wild man. Hey, those valley punks are always coming over here

and doing stuff like that.

I can the few jive, man. I got a flash for you. The beach is for everybody.

Yeah, whatever you say, sir.

But you know it's those vals who've been ripping off all the tape decks around

here. Maybe, and maybe not.

You know, you guys got it lucky.

You live out here.

Some people don't have it so good.

Ah, now I get it. Come on, Jer. Hey, it's true.

He probably even knows them.

Now, just what exactly are you gentlemen trying to say?

You know, we know where you're coming from.

You're just looking out for your own. Protecting lives, pal.

Yours, theirs, everybody's.

Okay, okay.

Hey, listen, next time, those vows aren't the only ones who can understand

turf.

The turf you better worry about is the kind you could be six feet under at the

rate you're going. Here.

Now, you hear me well.

Leave the pursuits to us, and you cool down that attitude.

You're lucky you're only gonna be paying fines next time.

And if there is a next time.

You may all end up in jail.

I don't know what gets into people out here. What happens to logic, courtesy,

caution? Oh, come on. Only a few of them get out of line.

And you can't blame them for liking the beat.

Cheap entertainment.

Mostly good, clean fun.

I don't mind them coming down here all day long. What gets me is they all want

to go home at once. How's it going?

Pretty well, except we're hearing a lot of them and us talk.

You know, like the Beach Valley feud is heating up again.

Well, that's too bad.

But I can't think of anybody better equipped to handle it than you guys.

Hey, we're not the U.N., Sarge, you know? No, just cops who are here to

maintain peace and safety for everyone, right?

Long way to put it.

They find things getting a trifle dull.

I'm informed there's a CB and tape deck ripoff ring that's mining the

beachgoers. 34 hits yesterday alone.

Stuff showing up in swap meets all the way from Oxnard to San Diego.

We're hoping we can pinch the fence before we bust the source.

Will you keep your eyes on business, never mind the scenery?

Oh, no, Sarge. It's business first with them. They care about our image.

I hope so.

See you later.

Well, thanks for the warning, officer.

Uh, no more... Failure to signal.

Yeah, right.

Uh, failure to signal.

Did you say you were a tennis instructor?

Uh, yeah.

Do you play?

Keep a straight line on your arm. You want to try? Sure.

because last time you got a yellow cat. Oh, I know. I'm sorry about that. I'm

lucky when I get that.

Guess what?

I'm not in the mood for dancing games, Chris.

Stop the car! I can't!

Next time I'm letting the garage do my brakes.

What's your problem?

No brakes!

Nothing! Turn off the ignition!

Township!

Thank you.

No wonder.

Overloaded, huh?

A thousand pounds or so.

May I see your driver's license, please?

I'm sorry.

Waiting for an ambulance to take a couple of pretty ladies like you to

emergency. That's sorry.

It won't happen again, I promise.

Cross my heart. Me, too.

Nice cats.

They look fast.

Yeah, super fast. You sail, too?

Oh, speed's only half it. Working the wind is the real charge.

Yeah, leaning way out, having the ocean ripping by.

Love it.

Don't you love the salt spray kicking your body?

I never get enough of it.

Well, if you get some time, why don't you look us up?

When? I wish it were right now.

Sorry, right now I'm giving you a written warning for having defective

brakes.

You can look us up anyhow.

Thank you, I will.

Ought to be easy to learn.

Hey,

Lupe.

What's the matter, man?

Nothing, man.

I'm just checking things out, you know, man?

Hey, listen.

Don't worry about it. We got as much right to this beach as anybody else

does. Come on.

Want to run up the county line?

Yeah, that'd be cool. Hey, guess we forgot the rules again.

Yeah, that's them all right.

Now it's our turn.

Ah, you guys, it's Adele. a lot of money for this paint job.

Who cares, man?

They gotta learn sometime.

Hey, this little picnic isn't gonna turn out quite like they expected.

Get ready.

All right, man. Do your stuff.

Come on, let's go.

15 very five in pursuit to reckless vehicles northbound pch and morning view

Could you take it left right away, please? Thank you very much. Thank you.

Come on, here we go. Okay, let's go.

Put your hands where I can see them.

Come on.

Is he all right?

If he wasn't, what good would it do to ask, huh?

Listen, I'm sorry.

Not half as sorry as your back pocket's gonna feel.

Hey, man, they thrashed your van. Why don't you just look at it, huh?

The surfers want to mix, we'll mix. No, you won't. You're going to cool it right

now, all three of you.

Hey, look who you're talking to, man. You're one of us.

Hey!

Don't leave that brother trip on me.

Not in the middle of this, and not when you almost got us killed.

But it wasn't our fault!

You know what's coming down here.

I already told you, that isn't going to work.

One more word out of you.

And you're on your way to jail.

Take that, thieves haven't kept anybody home.

Well, nobody ever thinks it's gonna happen to them.

Tell me something, John.

If you were going to rip off 34 tape decks in one day, how would you do it?

I guess I'd want a cover that'd take me anywhere without anybody stopping to

give me a second thought.

Let me buy you an ice cream cone.

Got the munchies, huh?

Let's see, how about two strawberry galacticas?

Two strawberry galacticas coming up.

Well, there you are.

Give me a buck.

Thank you.

You bet.

The only thing hot there is...

A hot fudge for the Sundays.

Yep. Nice try.

Not bad, eh, either.

Listen, you know, a lot of these trucks work the beach, you know that?

Hey, Michael, give me the keys, and I'll make a food run.

Hey, why don't you get me a Coke, okay?

Okay. Me too, okay?

Man, okay, okay, everybody has a Coke.

Hey, babe, I'm about to run some oil on my back, huh?

Okay.

Where do you want it? Hey, how come you don't do that to me?

Aw, man.

Stay there.

Help's on the way.

Take the traffic, Pawnee.

What happened?

The kite. I couldn't see.

Okay, just please stay right here, would you?

Stay right here, all right?

It wasn't our fault.

These boys running with surfboards knocked me down.

We did try to grab the string, but the people chasing them got in our way.

You mean one group was chasing another?

That's right. And when they heard the crashes, the boys with the boards

dropped them, and the other boys ran away with them. The ones with the

surfboards, they took off in an old ambulance.

Yes, we do, sweetheart.

We know those boys.

We saw this happen, right?

Looks like things are escalating.

I think it's time we apply a little diplomacy.

Yeah, we got the day off tomorrow.

I think it's time for our summit.

What do we have this morning?

Two pouf frappe with primary yeast and two eggs thrown in for good

measure.

I feel a record-breaking day

coming on. Good. The boys from Oxnard radioed down. They can take every unit

we can get our hands on.

Hot dog.

There's going to be a big crop at Zuma today.

Fantastic.

You know, I think we ought to franchise this cover.

Yeah, you two can make big money by just blending in. We ought to advertise. Put

it on Matchbook covers.

You know, since we started investigating your ice cream, Hunch, I think I've put

on about 10 pounds.

I say tomorrow we start checking out pizza trucks. Oh, Punch, come on.

Valley People has arrived.

Straight ahead.

Glad you guys came.

Didn't give us much of a choice.

Hey, you didn't give us much of a choice either.

Who are your friends, the water babies?

So, we're here.

So, everybody's been pretty lucky up until now.

You know, you guys can either walk away from this knowing that everything's

going to be all right, or somebody's going to get hurt and bad.

Now, what's going on, huh?

Okay, man, what are you dummying up for?

Yeah, you know, it insults our intelligence.

Hey, they ripped off our tape deck, man!

No way!

These chumps ripped off our tape deck last week! Boom, man!

Hold it, guys.

Hey,

I got news for you.

It was a pro offer.

And frankly, I don't think you dudes got the talent to pull off a marathon job

like that.

Okay, man, I'm gonna tell you in words you can understand.

It's simple.

Turf.

Everybody's got their turf.

Yeah, you've got yours, and we got ours.

Yeah, you're telling me you own the whole ocean. Well, I think you're crazy,

man. Oh, yeah, man, and you own the whole valley, right?

Hey, man, we got some nice railroad yards.

Would you come on down?

Making a lot of progress, huh?

Hmm, yeah, like a herd of turtles.

Okay, okay, man, big deal.

Hey, look, you want to try a good stick?

It's simple. All you gotta do is get out of there and pretend like you know what

you're doing.

That's what we do.

Hey, all it takes is a little guts.

Go ahead, man.

We can take care of this right here and now, you know? Yeah, maybe somebody will

break a neck.

Hey, man, come on.

It's simple.

Be my guest.

I guess you could call that a start, but they probably tried to drown each other.

Hey, hey, hey, John.

Lifeguards, we're not.

I think we've done all we could do, all right?

Now it's our turn to enjoy the beach.

Hey, you guys. You're just in time. Hi.

Ah, man against the sea. I love it.

Yeah. Uh, excuse me.

Persons against the sea.

Yeah, but sailing would put man in harmony with nature.

Hey, it's a delicate balance, John.

Oh, just how much sailing may be done anyway, Ponch?

I don't want to brag, but around the marina, they call me Captain Courageous.

Yeah, more like Horatio Hornblower, if you ask me.

I'm famished. Where you gonna take us, John?

Uh, just gonna ask you that.

Oh, listen, there's a great oyster bar up on the point. Oh, yeah, chowder,

clams on the half shelf. Clams on the half shelf. You just read my mind. Oh,

no.

Oh.

Not a mark.

It's our boys.

Yeah, we just became one of their statistics.

Hang in there, partner.

I'm not gonna let it ruin the afternoon.

I'll go down to the restaurant and make the call from there, all right?

Jump in. All right.

I lost my CB. You didn't happen to see anything hinky around here, did you?

Oh, gee, John, I'm sorry.

I've been back and forth all morning, nothing.

Okay. Just keep your eyes open, all right?

Sure thing.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay.

Well, lightning does strike twice.

Thanks to insurance.

Thanks a lot, guys.

Every little bit helps.

Don't worry, John. Sooner or later, huh?

Yeah, you keep saying that.

Well, let's take it from the top. We eliminated the ice cream vendors and the

pizza trucks.

Yeah, you forgot about the smoked fish truck.

Oh, yeah.

What do you think was in that sauce, huh?

I don't want to talk about it, all right?

All right.

It's just like those vows, man.

When you want them, you can't find them. Ah, come on, man.

Maybe the cops were right. Maybe it isn't them. It had to be them.

Just when I was beginning to think they were humans.

Ah, be fair, man. You don't know them.

Hey, there they are, man.

Let's find out.

That's really great, man. I think it's time to get some boards, huh?

Yeah, I'm up for that. Maybe Jerry and those guys will help us pick out the

right sticks, huh?

Sticks?

Hey,

you're gaining on it, man. Don't let him get away.

It ain't getting away, man.

Val's gonna learn.

talking about getting some boards.

Oh, got some money to spend, huh?

Hey, man, what's the matter with you guys?

Hey, man, you guys ain't ripping us off twice, man.

Hey, I don't know what you're talking about.

Hold on, man, we're gonna see for ourselves.

Hey, the hell you are, man.

You got us all wrong.

Hey, take a good look at the ocean, Simone.

It will be your last.

Hey, now hold on.

Nothing's gonna be sailed down here.

my way now all right we're gonna settle this once and for all they're gaining on

us i can see that hey

come on watch it we'll push them over the

edge

units in the vicinity of north end pca we have a citizen's report of an

ambulance and a brown band drag racing on decker canyon road units responding

identify all right three more responding

I'm trying to get around the back.

L.A. 157 Mary 4, we have an 1180 on Decker Canyon, two miles north of PCH,

requesting multiple ambulances and a fire unit.

Anybody hurt bad?

I'm okay, but I think they got some broken bones.

It's in my leg.

I don't think I can move it.

Okay, don't try. Just lie still, all right? How about you?

I'm okay.

Yeah, yeah, I think I'm okay.

Man, the car must have rolled three or four times.

Guess we're lucky, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, real lucky.

How we doing?

I think they learned their lesson just a little bit too late.

What do you mean?

Hey, where we gonna go?

To the hospital.

And then to jail.

We got citizens' complaints that'll guarantee you guys at least 48 hours to

get acquainted.

Sure is quiet out here.

Hey, we deserve it.

Since when do they collect trash in a motorhome? When it isn't trash.

Not a bad day's work.

Maybe not. We've got to go.

Come out of the truck.

With your hands on your head. Slow.

Come on.

Step out of here, please.

Turn around, put your hands on your head.

Come on.

Hey, blondie.

What? Wait until I get my arms back.

What for?

Because after you teach us how to surf, we're going to take you guys down to

Baja. The waves are nothing but primo, man.

All right, man.

Sounds like a plan.

Hey,

look who's here.

Hey, glad to see everyone's giving it a chance.

Are we breaking any laws here?

No. Then what's the hassle for?

Congratulations, partner.

Hey, if you guys don't mind, I'm just trying to enjoy the beach here.

Oh, well, you heard the man.

Which way do you want to run, that way or this way? This way.