Original subtitles

"Lumber Jack-Rabbit" (1953)

subtitles by bludingutz

[Narrator]: Most everyone has heard of Paul Bunyan, the giant lumberjack

[Narrator]: But some people still doubt that ol' Paul really existed

[Narrator]: If you're one of those doubters...

[Narrator]: You might ask the opinion of a certain rabbit

[Narrator]: Who happened, one day, to wander into Paul Bunyan's country...

[Bugs Bunny singing] When I was young I used to waaaait...

On Master and hand him his plaaate...

And pass the bottle when he got dryyyy...

And brush away da blue tail fly!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! My master's gone awaaay!

Hmmm...funny looking trees...

[singing again] And when he'd ride in de afternoooon...

I'd follow afta with a hickory brooooom...

Ah-da pony being ratha shyyyyy...

When bitten by the blue tail fly!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! my master's gone away!

Eh, this looks like as good a place as any to rest me weary foot bones!

Ahh, me!

*sighhhh*

Good ol' vacation time!

'S funny...

I keep smelling carrots!

*sniffing*

Holy Eureka!!!

Holy Eureka!!! I've discovered a carrot mine!!!

[ digging furiously ]

[ tick-tock tick-tock ]

[ dog panting excitedly ]

Keep an eye on those vegetables, boy...

They're just about ready!

See ya tonight!

[Bugs' muffled voice singing] One day he ride around de faaaaaarm...

The flies so numerous dey did swaaaaarm...

One chance to bite him on da thiiiiigh...

Da devil take the blue tail fly!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! My master's gone away!

[Bugs' muffled voice] Da pony run, he jump, he pitch...

He t'row my masta in da ditch...

He died an' de jury wondered whyyyyyy...

De moiderer was the blue tail fly!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care!

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care! My master's gone awaaaaay!

Whoop!

Heeey! Where did dat billboard come from??

[ *muttering*]

Huh...doesn't make sense!

YIKE!!!

[ *croaking sound* ]

I'll be scared later...

Right now I'm too maaaaad!

Aaaaall right, buddy!

What's the idea of grabbing my carrot mine??

[ huffing like a boxer] Whyyyy, I oughta let you have it!!

*WHAP!*

[ *blink* *blink* ]

[ *blink* *blink* ]

[ *scratch!* *scratch!* *scratch!* ]

[ skidding to a stop: *rrrrrrrr!* ]

[ sniffing ]

Hee hee! What a nosy character! [ sniffing ]

[ sniffing intensifies... ]

[ powerful inhaling ] Eeeeeee-yaaaaaaaaa

CHOOOO!!!!!

[ *ripping through air sound** ]

[ *ploop!* ]

[ skidding: *rrrrrrrrr!* ]

[ long loud blow on horn ]

[ *horn blowing* ]

[ moose whinnying excitedly ]

[ *horn blowing* ]

[ *whinnying* ]

[ skidding to a stop ]

[ *yip!* *yip!* *yip!* *yip!* *yip!* *yip!* ]

[ *horn blowing* ]

*zzzzzipp!*

Looks like a torpeda!

**BLAM!**

[**jet sound ripping through the air** ]

***Whap!***

**CHOMP!**

**CHOMP!**

[ crunching vigorously ]

**gulp!**

[ Bugs scratching vigorously ]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

[ dog continues making happy sounds ]

[ dog continues making happy sounds ]

[ huffing and puffing ]

Phew!

*sigh!*

[ Bugs singing ] When I was young I used to wait...

On master and hand him his plaaate...

And pass the bottle when he got dry---

**Sluuuuurrrrrrp***

**Thump!**

**Sluuuuurrrrrrp***

**Thump!**

**Sluuuuurrrrrrp***

**Thump!**

*vreeeeeeeeeee!!!* **Thump!**

Hey, Rover!!

Look! Look!