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Once upon a time in the big bad city.

In the big bad city.

There lived these beautiful ladies.

One for every man.

Tossed and turned in the heat of the city.

In the heat of the city.

She's singing a siren song.

You better watch out for bedtime story. She likes to keep

it up all night long.

She's singing a siren song.

You better watch out for bedtime story.

She likes to keep it up all night long.

Coming into town from the Dixie Man.

Come on, baby.

Give me another chance.

It's time for your love.

It's time.

Are you here already?

Yes? It's me, Tiffany.

Oh, hi. Come on up.

She's singing a siren song.

You better watch out for her bedtime story.

She has to keep it up the whole night long.

Hi!

What are you planning on moving in?

No, but I'm planning on moving a lot of lingerie.

I've got a great idea. Why don't we have a sneak preview just for us?

In the heat of the city.

This sure beats Tupperware parties.

Ooh.

Doesn't leave much to the imagination, does it? Wrong.

It inspires the imagination.

Why don't you go try it on?

Now? Sure, that's the idea. We're all going to try and sample. That way we'll

know what we like and what our men are going to love.

Go ahead, and I'll change too, and I'll let your neighbors in when they're

right.

Sounds good.

I'll send the elevator right down.

She's singing a siren song.

Hi,

come on in. Hi.

Hi, we're here for the lingerie party. You've come to the right place.

Well,

look at you.

beautiful wow that is you maryland it really is melissa leticia

and tatiana this is tiffany hi hi really nice to meet you girls i'm sure i have

something for all of you in my lingerie collection great pretty color

oh that must be angelique i hope it's not

the pizza delivery boy that outfit's so hot he'll melt his cheese

I'll set it right down.

Well? Oh,

Marilyn, I'm tired of seeing you in that same old cloth.

You really need some new clothes.

Bye.

Okay. Now that we're all comfortable, why don't we start our lingerie show?

Show? Yes, we're all going to model a different outfit. And since Marilyn's

already wearing her first outfit, why don't you begin with your creepy

impeller lingerie? Okay. All right. Ready?

Woo! All right. Yeah.

Woo-hoo!

Okay, who's next?

Melissa, how about you? You're an actress.

A sexy, seductress shouldn't be too out of your range. Yeah, sure.

How about this?

Nice. That's you. Nice color.

Oh, this is interesting.

Go try it on.

Great. Come on in. All right.

Can't wait to see what she looks like in that hot little outfit.

Okay, girls, ready or not, here I come.

You

know

what?

I think I'm going to buy this.

Imagine if you had that when Bart was around.

Who's Bart? Your ex-boyfriend?

Not exactly.

Ah, come on, tell us about it. Well, this was before you bought the building,

Marilyn. Bart showed up one night.

We were expecting him, but he sure wasn't expecting us.

Hi, I'm Tatiana.

You must be born.

I must?

Eddie told us all about you.

He did?

Yes. Come in.

Where is he?

Well, he had to leave town for a couple of weeks.

A couple of weeks?

But I'm only visiting for a week.

Well,

he told me to give you these.

Follow me.

Wow!

I've never been here before.

It's different.

We don't have anything like this back in Bug Gully.

Bug Gully?

Bug Gully, Arkansas.

That's where me and Eddie are from.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay. All right.

And I'm sorry Eddie had to leave all of a sudden.

If you have any questions about the big city, all you have to do is know.

Thank you, Tatiana.

It's pronounced Tatiana.

Good night.

New York City.

Just like I pictured it.

So is he a bigger dweeb as Eddie?

He's a bit of a hick, but he is good looking in that rugged farm boy kind of

way. You better watch out, Tatiana.

Farm boys can be randy.

He may try to plow your field.

Mine. I'm going to go take a shower. A cold one, Leticia?

Not that cold.

My field's been plowed more recently than yours, Melissa.

Oh, excuse me.

Boy, you sure does know a lot of pretty women.

I'm sad.

Wow, New York City.

Just like I pictured it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, don't stop yet.

Drop it, pervert. I've got mace. I wasn't doing anything.

Honest. What's the matter? You never saw a bra before?

You haven't, have you?

Sure I have. Plenty of times.

I'm not talking about Mr. Sears' catalogs.

You must be the farm boy.

Bart Williams.

Eddie Jones' friend.

Oh, a friend of the Super Studs.

I'm Melissa, one of his neighbors.

Howdy. I bet Eddie's written you tons of letters telling you how he scored with

the different hot babe.

Every night.

Well, you did say the women in New York are real friendly.

You know what I think, Bart?

You don't mind if I call you Bart, do you?

Oh, no.

I think your friend Eddie's never even gotten any.

Any what?

Oh.

No, Eddie's always done real fine with the ladies.

Like back in Bug Gully.

Always had the prettiest girls.

Horse.

Those in Bug Dully are nowhere near as crazy as they are here.

Why, Bart, you're blushing.

I am.

Well, it's awful hot in here.

You know what they say.

It's not the heat.

It's the humidity.

What about you?

Me?

How well do you do with the ladies back in? Bug gully?

Well, fine.

I guess.

You're not a virgin, are you, Bart?

Geez, I was only kidding.

I never expected the answer to be yes.

No way. I'm sure of it. He's a virgin.

Well, that is the safest form of sex.

How far do you think he's ever gotten?

With a woman or a she?

Melissa, you're terrible.

And I have a feeling she's getting even more terrible.

Oh, no. What kind of diabolical plot are you dreaming up?

Nothing too evil. Just a little fun for him.

And for us.

Dear my papa,

New York ain't as dangerous as you feared.

I've been here two days.

No one's tried to kill me.

Yet.

That'll scare my poo much.

Michael Jordan from the top of the key.

It's good.

The crowd goes wild.

Dear Mom and Pa, New York is real exciting.

There are so many places to see, even more than in Bug Gully and Mule Shank

combined.

Today I went to the museum and saw some real pretty pictures.

And tomorrow, I'm going to the zoo and see some animals you'll never see back

home.

And the people are real friendly here, too.

Just like back home.

Especially Eddie's next-door neighbors.

Hello?

Bart? This is Tatiana.

I have a little problem.

I was wondering if you could come right over and give me a hand.

Sure thing, Tatiana.

Oh, thank you. I hope I'm not disturbing you or keeping you away from anything

important. Nah, I was only writing a letter to Mom and Pa back home.

I have this little problem I hope you could help me with.

I'll do what I can.

Well, you see, the zipper in this dress, it always gets stuck.

And there's no one else here to help me.

Can you lower it?

Lower it? Yes, I need to get out of it.

Uh...

Okay.

Let me try.

It stuck pretty good.

Maybe this will help.

Is this helping, Annie?

It's doing wonders.

It's hard.

But I think it's starting to move.

I think you best hold still, Taddy Annie.

Have you ever seen Annie? Anything so tight as this dress on you.

I've got it now.

What are you going to do with it?

Oh, thank you.

You're such a lifesaver.

I thought I was never going to get out of this dress.

You don't want to get this messed up.

I bet it's real expensive.

I've never seen anything like it at Walmart.

That boy sure does have a lot of learning to do.

Let's see how he does with his next lesson.

It's showtime.

Did I catch you at a bad time?

No, I just came in from running.

I was wondering if you could give me a hand.

It's not your zipper, is it?

My zipper?

No.

I need to practice my lines for an audition later today. And my friend that

usually helps me couldn't make it.

It's real important to me. Could you help?

Well, I'm no actor.

They taught you to read in Bengali, right?

Well, yeah.

That's all you have to do.

Love scenes for actors and actresses.

And all I have to do is read?

That's all.

Just read what's written.

And follow the directions.

Well...

If it's real important to you. It is.

Of course I'll help.

I knew I could count on you, Bart.

I'm a method actress. I need to set the mood.

That's even better than I thought.

Now, turn to page 72.

The erotic adventures of a French mistress.

Which part do I play?

You are Pierre, and I am Fifi.

Just a second.

Are you ready?

I guess so.

Oh, Pierre, if I cannot have you.

No other woman will have you.

Oh, Fifi.

It's Fifi, Bart.

Oh, Fifi, do not talk that way. I cannot leave my wife, the Duchess, but you

are my mistress.

It is you I love.

Love? What is love?

I want your passion.

Go ahead, Bart.

There. There is my passion, Fifi.

No, Bart.

First read the directions.

Pierre tears off Fifi's blouse.

He pushes her against the wall and makes wild, passionate love to her.

Well? Huh?

Do it.

This is where I need the most practice.

I can't rip your shirt off.

Let me show you how it's done.

Oh, Pierre.

Make love to me.

Take me on yours.

It might be Eddie saying he's coming back sooner.

Hello?

No, I'm sorry.

You have the wrong number.

Sorry for disturbing you so late.

That's no problem.

My name's Leticia.

You New York women sure have funny names.

Does Eddie have a CD player around here anywhere?

Yeah. Good, because I need you to help me with something.

You too?

Huh? Sure, I'll help you. What do you need?

Well...

I need you to be my dance partner.

I can't dance. Sure you can. Everyone can dance.

Come on, I'll lead.

You're an excellent dancer, Bart.

I am?

Our bodies move in perfect rhythm.

They do?

Can't you feel it?

What's this dance called?

The Horizontal Bop.

Song's over. Thanks for the dance, Latidia.

You should have seen him. Duh, I can't dance. What a loser.

I haven't had this much fun teasing a guy since I was 16 in the back of Jimmy

Morrison's car.

That farm boy is never going to leave Bug Gully again.

I thought I was being gentlemanly.

Now I know better.

Those city slickers ain't going to get the best of this country, boy.

Bart, I have no time, Todd.

I just came over to say goodbye.

I'm leaving to go back to Bug Gully at Sunup tomorrow.

Well, I hope you had a memorable time in the city.

I sure did.

I'd like to thank you and your friends.

I even brought you a gift.

Oh, thank you.

My favorite.

I never saw it in this bottle before. And wait, I'm the only one here, and I

really gotta go.

Where are my earrings?

Can Lizza take them again?

You gonna try some of the perfume?

I'm already wearing some things.

Here, smell it.

You stupid hillbilly! Look what you did!

Gee, I'm awful sorry.

I'm going to have to take another shower.

So am I. I'm on my wiffy myself.

Wait a minute.

You set this up, didn't you?

It's not stuck now.

Well, maybe you're not such a...

Hillbilly after all.

I'm getting smarter every day.

One down, two to go.

Melissa, you in there?

Just a second.

I hope I'm not disturbing you.

I've come to say goodbye.

You're leaving so soon?

Been a week.

A very memorable week.

And I brought you a gift.

Oh, you didn't have to spend your money on me.

You've been awful kind to me, Melissa.

You, Chatty Annie, and Latidia.

Are they here?

No.

The world's greatest plays. That's so sweet, Bart.

Do you want to read a scene with me?

Well... Come on.

Now that I know what this acting business is like, I can read with you

like a regular Steven Seagal.

Okay.

I know just the scene we can do.

We'll read it together.

I've never heard of this play, The Lonely Farm Boy.

I figured I could act that.

Now let's see here.

My mama warned me about you big city painted women.

There's nothing wicked about love. It's the most natural act in the world.

Not when you have to pay for it.

Everyone has to pay for it in one form or another.

Why don't you come back to the farm with me?

And what would I do there?

slop the pigs and milk the cows.

He takes her in his arms and kisses her with longing and desire.

It's time to improvise.

Two down, one to go.

Art, this is a surprise.

I hope I'm not disturbing you, Letitia.

That's Letitia. And now I'm just stretching out.

I'm leaving on the bus at sunup. I've come to say goodbye.

Oh, that's too bad. Melissa and Tatiana are out.

I'm sure they would have liked to say goodbye.

I said goodbye to them earlier today.

I brought them gifts.

Now I have one for you. Oh, gosh, I love gifts. Thanks.

Music for a hot night?

That's an interesting title.

I figured it's like beach boy music.

You know, summer, sand, surf.

I figured you would.

Here, let me put it on.

Okay.

This doesn't sound like good vibrations.

Do you think you can dance to it?

If you really don't like it, you can always return it for something else.

No, I think we can dance to it.

Come on, let's try.

Uh-uh.

This time I'll lead.

It certainly doesn't sound like good vibrations.

It definitely feels like it.

Thank you.

What's this dance called?

You know,

I think I'm going to miss Bart.

He'd make a lot better neighbor than his creepy friend, Eddie.

Yeah, it's a real shame.

Such a sweet guy like that.

Yeah,

a real shame.

I'm sure he'll find somebody to love soon.

Yeah, a guy like that is not going to stay a virgin forever.

We have to send a photo to Bart.

Oh, he's just gonna love these pictures.

It's your turn, Angelique.

Model or tell a story?

Oh, why don't you do both?

Let's find something to get me in the mood for a hot story.

Why don't you try them on, Angelique? Let's see what they look like. I want to

see what it covers.

You've got the body to wear that with. You all have great bodies.

All I need now is somebody to appreciate it.

You wear that, and men are going to be bulging.

Tatiana, I meant his eyes.

Okay, hold still. Let me take a picture.

This outfit should come with a Surgeon General's warning.

Wearing this could trim men's eyes, necks, and other strategic body parts.

How about a story?

Oh, yes. Why don't you tell us something as hot as what you're wearing?

It was a night on the town with the girls.

Of course, that was only the beginning of the story.

So, what happened next?

Chris, check out that brunette.

She's okay.

The blonde is one hot little number.

Yeah.

What do you think they're all doing here? Celebrating a birthday or

something?

There's only one way to find out.

Be right back.

Excuse me. So, is it your birthday everyone's celebrating?

No. Well, then, who's the birthday girl?

Excuse me, do you mind? This is a private party. Take it someplace else.

I kind of like where I am now.

Chris?

Hey, hi.

You do remember me, don't you? Yeah, sure, sure I do.

Maybe that'll jazz your memory.

Lisa, hi.

I'm still waiting for your call.

I've been real busy.

Besides, it hasn't been that long since... Four months.

That long, huh?

I'll tell you what, I'll call you real soon.

Save your quarter for someone who cares.

Ooh, maybe you ought to move to a new city. Looks like you've been with just

about every woman in New York. Just about.

But not all. So we actually go to this wedding. I'm ready to kill him, but we

go anyway, okay?

Are

you

a lost puppy?

No. Then stop following me. I can't help it. You're the most beautiful woman I've

ever seen.

Lisa warned us about you.

You look capable of making up your own mind.

I already have.

I think you're a jerk.

Well, that's a start. You're already thinking about me. I'm involved with

someone. How involved?

Ask Lisa.

Lisa.

Three strikes and you're out, my friend. That was only strike two. I have another

swing coming.

I'm hitting this one out of the park. Good luck.

Waiter. Yes, sir. Let me have your jacket.

Oh, clever, clever.

Like so. So what did you do Friday night?

So, can I bring you something else?

Yeah, a new waiter.

Are you that desperate?

You are that beautiful.

Give me a break.

I'm sorry, Angelique. You are beautiful.

Just this guy will say anything to get you into bed, and then once he does, you

won't hear from him again.

Well, I can see I'm not going to get any favorable reviews here.

I guess I'll take my show on the road.

Maybe another life, Angelique.

Strike three.

Foul tip. Trust me.

I made contact.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Oh, hi.

Hi. The blonde girl over there snuck this into my hand, and she asked me to

give it to you.

Great.

You're amazing, man.

Here's

to

you. The most beautiful woman, inside and out, that I've ever known.

It's only been a week.

I think we're moving too fast.

I think we're moving at the right speed.

Chris,

I think I'm falling in love with you.

And that scares me.

Love is nothing to be afraid of.

I know.

It's not love that I'm afraid of. It's loving you.

I'm not a monster, Angelique.

I know that.

But a lot of my friends have told me that you're only after one thing.

And that's not a long-term commitment.

Maybe that was true in the past, but my feelings for you are different.

You know that.

How can I trust you?

Like I said when we first met, don't listen to your friends.

Make up your own mind.

Tonight, I only want to listen to my heart.

I wish I didn't have to go.

I wish you didn't either.

Yeah,

but I have to prepare for this

meeting first thing in the morning.

And I have some work to do tonight, too, so... Okay.

Okay what?

The hell with the meeting.

I'll stay.

No, maybe you should go.

You don't want me to stay?

Of course I do, but I know how important that meeting is tomorrow.

We'll have tomorrow night.

You're right.

Until tomorrow.

I'm telling you, Doug, I never thought I would say the L&M words.

But I truly think I'm falling in love with Angelique.

To the point I think I'm asking her to marry me.

Listen, I don't care if you are my best friend. If I sell off my black book, it

goes to the highest bidder.

Listen, I gotta go.

I have a date.

No, no, no, not with Angelique.

I am in love.

But, you know, all happens die hard.

Lisa, the past month has been the happiest of my life.

No, he hasn't been that way with me.

No, he's sincere and warm and loving.

And I really trust him.

You saw him this afternoon with who?

What was that for?

For treating me like a slut.

I would never do that, Angelique. I love you.

Oh, and how many other women have you told that to this week?

What's wrong? Why are you so upset?

You tell me that I'm the only woman that you want, and then you're seen out with

other women by my friends.

I bet you've got someone in here right now. Let me explain.

Angelique, I don't understand.

What are you going to tell me? That they're your sisters?

Visiting cousins?

I'm sure a guy like you has plenty of convincing stories.

Listen, those women mean nothing to me, Angelique. And apparently I don't

either. Angelique, take it easy.

I guess I've earned my reputation as a ladies' man.

But I want to change, and I want to change for you.

But I'm going to need your help and your understanding.

I can't be that understanding to let you go around humiliating me.

You would be that understanding if I were addicted to drugs or alcohol.

But you're not.

Are you?

Of course not. But I am addicted to sex.

Go tell it to Oprah. I don't want Oprah.

I want you.

Help me get over my problem.

You're the only woman I want in my life.

Angelique, will you marry me?

You really are serious.

I am.

You know we're good together.

How can I marry you if I can't trust you to be faithful?

Give me a chance.

You can be faithful to me for one week.

Yeah, of course, sure.

You don't sound too confident.

But I'm willing to give you a second chance.

But you have to go cold turkey.

No problemo. That means you and I won't see each other for a week either.

What?

Cold turkey. That means no sex.

Hmm.

Then how will I know that you're faithful?

I know.

I have a friend of mine move in here for one week. A friend? Mm-hmm.

Angelique, you can trust me.

Which friend?

One guaranteed to put your trust to the test.

Marilyn Chambers.

What are you doing here?

Angelique asked me to help you with your problem.

I'm your roommate for a week.

So, this is my new home?

Let me take the bag for you. No, no, no.

Don't start treating me like a woman, Chris.

You know the ground rules.

I'm here to watch your every move and make sure that you don't stray and hurt

Angelique. Is that bag all you'll need for a whole week?

Well, it's summertime. I mean, how much clothing do I really need?

No. Cold turkey.

What did you say? Cold turkey.

I have to go take a cold turkey. I mean a cold shower.

If you're going to stare at me so hard, why are you making me wear this bathrobe

in the first place? I'm a weak man.

Stay where you are. You mean you want me to sleep out here on the sofa?

Listen, I'd be more than happy to give you my bed. It's big enough for the two

of us.

To sleep without touching, of course.

What are you doing?

Give me your little black book. My what?

Guys like you always have little black books.

Now, tonight you are going to sleep alone behind the green door.

Marilyn, oh.

Sleep well.

I'm a very light sleeper.

Good night, Chris.

Marilyn,

I am on my way to work.

I am allowed to go to work by myself, aren't I? Sure.

You're not in jail.

Besides...

Angelique asked Doug to watch over you.

I can't take much more of this.

It's only been a day.

Don't think of beer.

Beer? What are you talking about?

I don't want you to think of beer for the next minute.

We're in a bar. How can we not think of beer?

That's my point.

How can I not think of sex? Wherever I look, there are women.

And Marilyn Chambers.

Man, Doug, you should see her. She's even hotter than in her movies.

Yeah? I've seen all her movies. Man, what I wouldn't give to... Ah, what's

the big deal to make love to a movie star?

Angelique could be a movie star if she wanted, and you don't want to lose her,

right? No, no, no, I don't want to lose her. But Marilyn Chambers?

I never thought falling in love would be so hard.

But I'm going to do it.

What, make the moves on Marilyn?

No, no, no, no. Prove I can be faithful to Angelique.

Would you gentlemen care for anything else?

Just the chest.

The chest.

Get down.

Doug, I'm going to do it.

Marilyn?

Marilyn?

I finally have the place to myself.

Let's see if I have time for a quickie. Yeah.

Where did she put my book?

Maybe in her bag. Let's see.

Missing something?

Wonderful.

There's one more night to go.

Are you sure he hasn't seen any other women?

Positive. I think we broke him. In fact, since the other night, you're the only

woman he's even mentioned.

He acts as if I'm not even here.

You know, if he can get over this last hurdle, then I'll know everyone else was

wrong about him.

What do you have in mind?

You've been a good little boy, Chris.

Only a little while longer until midnight.

And then the week will be over.

And at 12 and 1, I'm calling Angelique to come over.

What the hell?

I'll go see if I have a flashlight in the kitchen.

That's funny. I thought I had a flashlight.

That's weird.

The lights are on all over the neighborhood.

Maybe I blew a fuse.

I'll go check. No, don't.

What's wrong?

I really don't like to be left alone in the dark.

Come on with me. No, you don't understand.

I don't like to be left alone.

I get so horny when I'm all alone in the dark. Marilyn, this is no time to get

horny. Chris, make love to me.

I can't. I love Angelique.

Well, then don't make love to me.

I know.

Let's have pure, raw, unadulterated sex.

Marilyn, get a hold of yourself.

I'd rather get a hold of you. Listen, the lights are gonna come on soon.

You'll get over your horniness. No, Chris, wait, please, wait. Honey, don't

leave me.

Chris, please.

Chris, please.

Please let me in.

I don't believe this.

No one would believe this.

I'm running away from a chance to make love to Marilyn Chambers.

I'm sure Angelique appreciates what I'm doing for her.

I do.

Angelique! I will marry you.

Oh, God.

Oh, I miss you.

It's been two years since Chris and I married. Thanks again.

Thank you, Angelique. Because spending a week in your apartment made me realize

what a great building this is.

Is that why you bought it, Marilyn?

Well, one of the reasons.

That sounds like a story, Marilyn.

And it sounds like it involves a man.

It's your turn, Marilyn. Tell us all about it. Come on.

Little did I know when my agent called, just what the future held.

Mel, I'm right in the middle of a fitting for my next scene. I don't have

time for this right now.

Make time, Marilyn.

As your business manager, I suggest that you look into some tax deductions.

All of your money's going to the government.

Have you ever thought about real estate?

You can buy me a house.

Somewhere in Malibu would be nice. You already have a place in Malibu, Marilyn.

Oh, that wasn't me, Mel. It was Fran from Wardrobe. Looking good, Marilyn.

Okay, Mel.

Actually, you know, I do have a friend who owns a building in New York that I

think is for sale, so if I have time, I'll get by and see it.

But right now, I have to do what I do best.

This is it.

What do you think, Marilyn?

It's awfully raw.

Okay, okay, I know what you mean, but, I mean, take a look around. Think about

what you could do with this place.

You could turn it into practically anything you want, Marilyn. Besides,

it's a steal.

Well, I don't know.

There's other things that come along with this building. Every loft space in

this building is rented. That means the income from the leases alone would cover

your renovations here.

Yes, but this place needs a lot of work. Okay, okay, okay, I agree, I agree, but

I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I know a contractor.

A contractor?

Yes, yes, yes. But he's not just any old contractor.

I know him very well, and he's the best. I'd only give you the best, Marilyn. I'm

going to give him a call. He'll come down. He'll take a look around. He'll

lay out a few options for you.

Then you can make a decision. There's no rush. You can think about it.

Well, that sounds fair.

Okay. But I have to check out a few other contractors first. Before I make

any decisions, that doesn't mean that you have a deal.

I understand.

That's fair.

Marilyn Chambers?

The Marilyn Chambers?

I had no idea I was meeting a movie star.

Nice to meet you, Bob.

Nice to meet you.

So, this is the loft.

Looks solid.

Good wood.

Very nicely constructed.

Do you really think so?

Absolutely.

I mean, the entire building's in great shape.

But don't just take my word for it.

Feel for yourself.

Oh, I don't know anything about construction.

Come on, I'll teach you.

See?

Nice and smooth.

Hard and strong, too.

No seams.

No cracks.

They don't make them like this anymore.

And they broke the mold.

I'd be happy to help you draw up some plans to renovate this place.

Well... I really think that I should check out some other contractors before

I make a final decision.

Marilyn, my prices are fair, and my work, it's the best.

Well, you know, you are enthusiastic, and Tony did recommend you very highly.

Okay, you're hired. But I must warn you, I'm a very detailed person, and I'm

going to be watching you very carefully.

Okay, we have a deal. All right.

We'll write up the estimate.

After all, you're my research for the role of a lifetime.

I wonder what she's really like.

She'd only give me the chance to really get to know her.

Boy, I'd love to have dinner with you, Marilyn.

And I don't mean like this.

Hi. Well, what do you think?

Bob, you're not very good at your job.

Why? What's wrong?

You're great at your job. This place is really beginning to shape.

I should be ready to move in in just a few days.

Good. I'll call the movers tomorrow.

How about celebrating tonight?

Are you free for dinner?

Well, actually, you know, I have a lot of packing to do, and I'm afraid that

I... I understand.

Bob, is this a crack in his column over here?

Crack?

No, there's no crack.

Well, it could get a crack in it, couldn't it?

Well, yeah, sure, but... Well, in case that happens, why don't you show me what

I should do over dinner and drinks?

Marilyn? Oh, yes.

Please, may I have your autograph?

Oh, certainly, certainly.

Thank you.

Oh, that's great.

All my friends are not going to believe this.

It's great.

There you are. Thank you very much. You're welcome.

Thank you.

Marilyn, do you mind, please? Oh, no, not at all. Thank you.

There you go.

Does that happen here a lot? My pen. Oh.

Get your own.

Does it happen to me a lot? All the time.

I don't think I could ever get used to people bothering me for my autograph.

Listen, when they stop bothering me for my autograph, that's when I'm going to

get worried.

Can you imagine?

To your new home?

To you for making it so special.

I can't believe you're here.

And you are?

Alphonse. Alphonse.

Oh, there you go, Al, Alphonse. Alphonse. Yes.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks. That's my... Excuse me. Oh,

thank you.

Yeah, hello?

Hello? Hello?

Can you hear me? Hello? Hi.

I just got great news.

You got the part. I did?

That's great.

I can't believe it. Believe it, baby, and get out of here right now. It can't

wait.

I'll catch the next plane.

Thanks. Kiss, kiss.

Bye-bye.

Sounds like good news. Oh, it is. That was my agent.

I just landed the role of a lifetime.

I have to leave for Hollywood immediately.

Immediately? Immediately. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'll see you later.

Bye, darling.

This is not happening.

Did you enjoy your dinner?

Yeah. This is definitely not happening.

Hello?

Hi, Bob. This is Marilyn.

Marilyn?

Where are you?

I'm in New York.

I just got in from the coast yesterday.

Is everything okay at the loft?

You don't need me to come over and fix anything.

Well, I'm afraid I do.

I'll send it right down.

I came over as soon as I could.

So, where's the problem?

Are you expecting company?

My company has arrived.

But what about fixing? I'm fixing the problem.

Bob, you know, I really want to make it up to you for leaving it alone in the

restaurant the other night.

Sorry, I was so rude to you.

I understand.

You're a big star.

I'm also a woman who needs a night alone with an interesting man.

Without interruptions from fans and agents.

Me? Interesting?

You've captured my interest.

May I have this dance?

I'm not that good at dancing, but hey, what the heck.

You know, I've thought a lot about you these past few weeks.

I've thought a lot about you, even before we met.

You're different from most men that I meet.

Oh, yeah?

What kind of guys do you usually dance with?

Oh, movie stars,

tycoons, princes, dukes.

Yeah?

Well, right now, you're dancing with the King of the Bronx.

What needs fixing?

My heart.

Well, I don't think that I have a tool to fix that.

Let's see. Okay.

Here's the scene. Soft romantic music rises.

You're different from most men that I've met.

Movie stars, tycoons, dukes, princes.

But you, you're down to earth.

You're basic and you're honest.

More flowers?

Oh, my God.

Um, I guess put them over there.

Bob, what are you doing?

All these flowers must have cost you a fortune.

You're worth it. Well, I know.

Let me put these flowers in water.

I never saw a movie script before.

The Princess and the Hard Hat.

I didn't hear what you said. I was putting these flowers in water.

I said the Princess and the Hard Hat?

Sounds like an interesting script.

You're different from most men I meet.

Movie stars, tycoons, dukes and princes.

But you, you're down to earth. You're honest and you're basic.

Now where have I heard those words before?

Oh, wait, let me think. Probably from one of those Terminator movies. Because

that's what this relationship is, honey.

Terminated.

Bob, wait, let me explain.

No more words are necessary, princess.

This hardhead knows when he's being used.

Bob, please.

I used to watch your movies. I wonder what you were really like.

Now I know.

Hi, can I come in?

Listen, you have a right to be angry.

I did use you.

But I had to do research for this role, and it's real important to me.

Too bad people aren't.

Bob, you are important to me. And I'm still not sure why that princess fell in

love with that hard hat, but I know why I fell in love with you.

Yeah, right.

What page of the script is that line on? Those weren't just words I was reading.

You know, I didn't realize that until tonight.

I'll understand if you never want to see me again.

Thanks for sharing.

Bob, I'm serious.

You are different from any guy I've ever met.

Face it, Marilyn.

Even if I believed you, this would never work. I mean, we're from two different

worlds. You're champagne and caviar, and I'm a six-pack and pizza.

A six-pack and a pizza. Mmm, that sounds mighty good.

Listen, I'm starved. Why don't we pick up a pizza and we'll go back to my

apartment?

So, how does it end for the princess and the hard hat? Oh, happily ever after.

And how will it end for us?

Oh, we're lucky.

We can make our own ending.

I've never been one for words.

I prefer action.

Action does speak louder than words.

And you all know how that turned out. The princess in the hard hat was my

biggest hit.

And I'm still enjoying a six-pack and a pizza.

Oh, look at the time. Chris will be home soon. I'm going to get going.

Yeah. Bye-bye. Bye.

I guess it's time to change and go home.

This was a great idea, Tiffany. We're going to have to do this again sometime.

Definitely. Your friends are the adventurous women this lingerie was made

for.

Thanks again, Marilyn. I really appreciate it. Oh, my pleasure.

Bye, sweetie. Bye-bye.

Aren't you going to change, Marilyn?

Party's over.

The party's just beginning.

Whoa, looking at you is reason to celebrate. You look amazing tonight.

I never thought we'd be in love, you and me.

Never thought that it could be so good, you and me.

So now I'm true And I

wake up and it's true This fantasy

Your honesty So good for me

I was sure that I had

lost all chance

For you and me.

My weary heart had lost its way again.

Insulted you, baby.

And now I'm dreaming we

will always love this way.

This fantasy,

a dream come true, you came back to me.

Okay. And action.

Cut, cut, cut, cut. Action.

Hi, I'm Marilyn Chambers, and I'm getting ready for a very special get

-together. I've got a few foods.

Cut.

Action.

Give me a nice peeky shot.

This is not a peeky shot.

And action.

I can't. There's too much smoke.

Action.

Your arm is blocking her.

Sorry it didn't work.

I hope you're hungry.