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Finally, the goddess of fuck it.

That's pronounced pooh-ket.

Put the statue back nice and gentle like.

Now, hands up.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the great cat burglar herself, Maggie Gray.

I see my reputation precedes me.

Oh,

You have a reputation all right.

Look, let me go with the statue and I'll split

the profits with you 50-50.

That's not the type of reputation.

I was talking about.

The rumor on the street is that you are an insatiable lover.

Is that what they say?

That's what they say.

Well, then perhaps we can come up with some other kind

of arrangement.

Maybe we can.

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So once I've had a chance to sell this on the black market--

Oh, I don't think so.

But I-- but you--

but we--

No buts, Maggie.

Well, actually you're pretty terrific,

but that's not the point.

If you think I'm going to let the notorious Maggie

Gray go scot-free, you've got another think coming.

I thought we had a deal.

I can see the headlines now--

museum security guard captures infamous cat burglar.

I'll be famous.

Oh, you make it sound like you've

never trapped a pussy before.

Enough out of you.

Your next stop is the federal pen.

Come on.

Come in.

Officer Sissy Dunlop reporting as ordered, sir.

Sit down, officer.

This is not boot camp.

Yes, sir.

I've been going over your file, Sissy.

It's very impressive.

Thank you.

INSPECTOR HARTFORD: It says you're three

months out of the Academy.

You graduated 27 in your class.

Out of 30.

Assigned to parking enforcement.

Meter maid, yes, sir.

Reassigned after a week, after some incident

involving the mayor's office.

Well, how was I supposed to know that that

was the mayor's daughter?

You mean to tell me you were reassigned

because you gave the mayor's daughter a parking ticket?

17.

Come again?

17 parking tickets.

At the same time?

She had an awful lot of violations--

expired meter, parking too close to the curb,

invalid registration.

All right, enough.

And tinted windows.

I get the point.

Sissy, it's apparent that you are very

enthusiastic about your job.

I come from a long line of police officers.

How would you feel about an assignment that

would really challenge you?

Traffic control?

INSPECTOR HARTFORD: No.

About a year ago, the notorious cat burglar, Maggie Gray,

was arrested and sent to prison.

She was accused of a series of art thefts--

statues, jewelry, paintings.

Wow.

She certainly has good taste.

The problem is she's been in prison for a year,

and yet the thefts have continued

with the exact same MO.

Well, how is that possible?

We don't know.

She may be running the ring from inside the prison

and having her accomplices pull off the jobs.

What does this have to do with me?

We want you to go undercover inside the prison.

Find out what Maggie is up to.

Undercover?

Yes.

We'll rig up some phony charges and have you sent

to the same prison as Maggie.

If I could stop the biggest crime

ring in the whole country, well, my family would be so proud.

But why me, sir?

The truth is, Sissy, you're an unknown.

Maggie's foiled us in the past.

She's corrupted our officers.

Corrupted?

She can be very, very persuasive.

That's why it's very important that she not know you're a cop.

I see.

Also Maggie has an affection for the ladies,

if you know what I mean.

Yes, I do, sir.

My sources inform me that you're exactly her type.

We're hoping that that's what will give you

the advantage that you need.

Well, I certainly won't let you down.

Before you agree so quickly, there's something

that you've got to understand.

For this to work we have to have the highest level of security.

The fact that you are an undercover officer

is need-to-know only information.

Do you do you understand that?

Right.

Well, I need to know.

Yes.

Besides you and I, the only one who

will know your true identity is a police

officer is Judge Raymond Bean.

He's agreed to help us, and he'll see to it that you're

sent to the proper facility.

Are you sure you're up for this, officer?

Oh, yes, sir.

I won't let you down.

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Oh, boy.

So Miss Sissy Dunlop, I see here

that you're pleading guilty to the charges before you.

And you are waiving your right to a trial by jury?

Is this correct?

Yes, your honor.

You're being charged with the theft of the Hope Diamond.

This is a priceless jewel.

SISSY: Yep, I stole it.

Took it right out from underneath their noses.

Miss Dunlop, please.

You're in enough trouble already.

JUDGE: Why on earth would you try to steal

something so heavily guarded?

Eh, kicks.

JUDGE: I see.

Actually, your honor, I just needed

something to go with my faith and charity diamonds.

Your honor, I apologize.

My client pleads guilty and would like to throw herself

upon the mercy of the court.

Well, Mr. Randolph, this court is not inclined to feel

such mercy for the defendant.

In fact, I think I might be ready to pass sentence.

Is there anything else you'd like to add?

No, your honor.

We're ready.

Well, it is my judgment that miss Sissy Dunlop will be

incarcerated in the federal penitentiary

for no less than 20 years.

This court's in recess.

Don't worry, Miss Dunlop.

I'm already working on an appeal for you.

Please, call me Sissy.

And don't bother.

Don't bother?

Miss Dunlop, Sissy, their entire case

rested upon your confession, which I'm still not entirely

sure why you even gave one.

I mean, if I can find any evidence

that they coerced you--

Jack, please.

I did the crime and I'll do the time.

Besides, it's only 20 years.

Look, I may be just a court-appointed attorney,

but I'm not giving up on you, Sissy.

All right.

You're going to have to come with me now, miss.

I'm taking you to the federal penitentiary.

Yes, sir, officer.

All right, let's go.

Bye, Jack.

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Lieutenant Grail, here is your newest inmate.

Meet Sissy Dunlop.

Thank you, Inspector Hartford.

I'll take it from here.

Well, you can have.

And I'd be careful.

I hear this one bites.

I'm sure she'll do just fine.

All right, Missy.

Oh, that's Sissy.

Shut up.

It's never too early to start teaching you

how things work around here.

And the first thing you need to learn is who's in charge.

Mm, the governor?

No.

The warden?

No.

Bertha in cell block H?

No, you silly tramp.

Me, I'm in charge.

Oh.

Looks like you're going to be a favorite in here.

Well, I always try my best to fit in.

Yes, you'll fit in very nicely.

Well, well, well.

Looks like we now have two famous jewel

thieves in my little prison.

Two?

LIEUTENANT GRAIL: Yes.

And I have a feeling you're both going to get along very nicely.

Come with me.

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Maggie.

Yeah?

Got fresh meat for you here.

Fresh meat?

Is that right?

Yeah.

And you'll like this one.

She's a jewel thief just like you.

Really?

Well, step on in here, darling, and we'll see how much like me

you really are.

You heard her, sweet cheeks.

Strip down and get up in that shower.

We've got us a shy one here.

That'll change soon enough.

Let me help you lather up.

Oh, please do.

Oh, not so shy now, are we?

No.

I'm just trying to fit in.

Now that you understand how things work around here,

I'm sure we'll get along just fine.

So that was Maggie Gray, huh?

The world's greatest cat burglar.

Second greatest.

Awfully cocky for your first day.

Will I get a chance to see her again?

I mean, is she in the same cell block or something?

Well, already anxious for some more, aren't you?

Don't worry, hot stuff.

There will be plenty more of that in your future.

We have over 200 girls in this block.

200?

Yes.

And they're all interested in the new girl.

Great.

In the meantime, you've already got a visitor.

Already?

But I just showered.

No, not that kind of visitor.

It's your lawyer.

Ugh.

Let him in.

Thank you, Matron Grail.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL: Yeah, whatever.

JACK: I'd like some private time with my client, please.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL: Well, looks like today

is going to be a very active day for you.

JACK: Excuse me?

LIEUTENANT GRAIL: Never mind.

Make it quick.

Sissy, I just spoke to the judge about filing your appeal.

Jack, I told you I don't want an appeal.

I'm guilty, and I deserve to serve my time.

No, no, no.

You don't understand.

I have a great basis for your appeal.

I can find no record of them reading you your Miranda rights

before you confessed.

And the video confession, which is standard practice,

seems to be missing.

All we have are the hard documents.

Jack, please.

I'm also having a handwriting analysis

done on your signature.

OK, Jack, stop.

Listen to me.

I'm guilty.

I did it.

I confessed.

And that is my signature.

But--

No buts.

What can I do to make you understand this?

It's just that I can't believe that such a sweet and beautiful

girl such as yourself could ever be a thief.

Oh, Jack, you're sweet.

Ever since I laid eyes on you, all I've

wanted to do is set you free and make you mine.

Oh, whoa.

Slow down, Tex.

You don't understand the power that you have over me.

I can't think about anything other than you.

Last night, I was working on your case,

and one of my other clients was sent to the electric chair.

Oh, my.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

It doesn't matter.

Well, I'm sure it mattered to him.

Look, this may be unethical, but Sissy, I really

want you bad.

Jack, it is unethical.

You're my attorney, an officer of the court.

But considering the fact that you're probably

going to be the last man I see for the next 20 years or so,

objection is overruled.

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What are you doing here?

Don't get your panties in a bunch.

No one saw me come in.

You've got to be more careful.

Yeah, Yeah.

We don't want anyone finding out who really runs this joint.

I'll ask again.

What are you doing here?

Mm, just going over Little Miss Sunshine's file.

It's quite a read.

Do you think we can use her?

I'm not sure.

If what it says in her file here is true,

she's a fantastic jewel thief.

As good as you are?

Not quite, but almost.

And that makes her one of the top cat burglars in the world.

Sounds like just what we're looking for.

But will she go along with it?

Darling, after our little soap and sud session in the shower

this morning, she'll be eating out of the palm of my hand.

Or anywhere else I ask her to.

I don't know.

She got a visit from her lawyer today,

and it seems like he has his own ideas

about our little cream puff.

Really?

Well, we'll have to do something about that, won't we?

What do you have in mind?

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You know, can we move the Jablonski case to 17th?

We've already postponed that case three times.

I don't really care.

If I have to listen to that old lady bitch

and moan about her husband for one more day,

I'm going to shoot myself.

He was pretty abusive to her, verbally, I mean.

Verbally?

She cut off his penis.

He looked at another woman.

I mean, sometimes these things are justifiable.

Yeah, whatever.

Just-- just move the case, OK?

So, uh, looks to me like that wraps everything up.

Got any big plans for this weekend?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Well, it's a Friday night.

Isn't your boyfriend going to take you out?

We broke up.

Oh, that's too bad.

What happened?

He cheated on me with another woman,

and after I was saving myself for him.

JUDGE: Well, hey, slow down, slow down.

Don't get any ideas.

You know what I mean?

Stay away from the knives.

Oh, no.

I would never do anything like that.

But I would love to get back to him somehow.

Show him what it feels like to be cheated on?

Yeah, exactly.

Well, Miss Baker.

I may just have the perfect idea.

Hm?

Oh, judge.

Call me your honor.

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[MOANING]

[INAUDIBLE] Are you-- are you OK?

Your honor?

Your honor?

Judge Bean?

He's dead!

Oh my god, somebody help!

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What the hell is going on here?

Calm down, Mr. Randolph.

What are you talking about?

I just tried to see Sissy Dunlop and I was refused.

You know you can't deny me access to my client.

I would never do anything of the sort.

Well, then I demand to see her immediately.

I'm afraid I can't allow that.

But you just said--

she's no longer your client, Mr. Randolph.

What do you mean?

I just got this from the court.

You have been removed from Miss Dunlop's case.

There must be a mistake.

I'm not aware of this.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL: I wouldn't know anything about that.

All I can do is follow court orders.

Look, Matron Grail, if I find out that there's any

hanky-panky going on here--

I assure you, Mr. Randolph, there

is neither hanky nor panky going on in my prison.

Yeah, right.

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Almost too easy.

On your feet, jail bait.

Hey, I'm over 18.

Whatever.

Get your stuff together.

We're moving you out.

What?

What's going on?

LIEUTENANT GRAIL: We're moving you to another facility.

But why?

The judge ordered I'd be at this facility.

Well, I guess the judge changed his mind.

Now, shut your yap, grab your crap,

and let's get out of here.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Hello, Sissy.

Maggie.

What are you doing in here?

Listen up, sister.

You're about to become a very, very rich woman.

Get her in gear, Grail.

OK, I'm listening.

What's going on?

How much do you know about me?

Are you joking?

Well, you're Maggie Gray.

You're the most notorious cat burglar in the world.

Yes.

I am good, aren't I?

But what do you know what my more recent exploits?

Not a lot, I guess.

I was arrested a year ago while trying to steal

the emerald goddess of fuck it.

That's pooh-ket.

Whatever.

At any rate, my business was obviously put to a halt

by my imprisonment.

Prison has a tendency to do that.

Yes, but I couldn't allow that.

So I met up with our friend, Matron Grail,

and I convinced her to help me out.

Convinced her-- ah.

MAGGIE: Grail runs that joint.

So all I had to do was convince her to let

me out from time to time.

My contacts on the outside kept me informed of the comings

and goings in the art world, and I was able to keep

my business afloat, as it were.

Now, that is a work release program.

MAGGIE: But it's getting more and more difficult.

I'm starting to think the police are beginning to suspect.

That's where you come in.

I see.

Do you?

SISSY: No, not really.

I'll explain everything to you in time, my dear.

In time.

For the moment, there's something

else that you can do for me.

What's that?

This.

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Inspector I need to speak with you.

Sit down, Mr. Randolph.

Yes yes.

I'm Sissy Dunlop's attorney.

Mm, that's right.

Well, at least I was until this morning.

I was pulled off the case.

And I understand that you requested it.

Yes, that's correct.

Well, may I ask why?

I was just about to file my appeal.

Well, there's nothing sinister about it, Mr. Randolph.

It's just that Sissy happens to come

from a very wealthy family.

And when they heard about her predicament,

they brought in a high-powered attorney, the best

that money can buy.

Oh, well.

I see.

Well, who's their attorney?

I should consult with him.

Well, I wouldn't know that.

That's in the hands of the courts, you know.

Well, let me tell you something.

I will not rest until I see that young, sweet, innocent girl

set free and justice is served.

Yeah, I'm sure of it.

It's Hartford.

We may have a very serious problem.

OK, kids.

Here we are.

It's our last stop.

Where are we?

No place you need concern yourself with.

Let's go.

Ugh.

Nice place.

Sorry it was the maid's day off.

Don't you think it's time we tell Little Miss Hot Pants here

what we have in mind?

I think so.

Don't worry.

I think I got it all figured out.

Really?

Yeah.

You said that, uh, stone face over here

has been sneaking you out of prison

so that you can still perform your heists.

Right.

Well, that can't be easy.

I'm sure it's getting more and more

difficult to sneak out, especially

with the cops sniffing around.

Kid's quick.

And so I figure, now that you have

another hot jewel thief on hand, why not bring me on board?

Allow me to perform the heist while you're

firmly locked away.

That way the cops look for someone else, don't they?

MAGGIE: Well--

Maggie, what do you think?

Not bad.

Not bad at all.

She's close.

Too bad that's not our plan at all.

What-- hey.

Hey, what the hell's going on?

You were close, Sissy, real close.

But no one pulls my heists but me.

Come on.

Sit down.

Well, that's fine.

But why the handcuffs?

Oh, you really are just too precious for words.

Isn't she, though?

Will someone please tell me what is going on here?

It's like this.

The great jewel thief Sissy Dunlop

will be reported as having escaped from the federal pen.

It happens sometimes.

Oops.

Coincidentally, a very precious stone,

Star of Shish Kebab, will be reported stolen

while you were still at large.

A witness will come forward--

My cousin Floyd.

MAGGIE: --who will swear that the woman he saw leaving

the mansion with a stolen necklace

matches the mug shot of one Sissy Dunlop.

The police will have no choice but to assume

that the previous robberies have all

been committed by you since I was obviously

incarcerated at the time.

I can vouch for that.

Oh, why you filthy, little--

Language, language, my dear.

It really is just the plan.

Oh, thank you.

You really are just an evil, evil wench.

And you are a lowdown, dirty tramp and a thief.

I am.

Take me now.

Ugh.

Really?

Right now?

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Oh, damn.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for Judge Bean.

He-- he's not here.

Well, do you know when he'll be back?

It's vital that I speak with him.

This could be a matter of life and death.

[CRYING]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's wrong?

It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

No, no, of course not.

That would be silly.

I mean, what's not your fault?

It's not my fault the judge had a bad heart.

How was I supposed to know?

Wait.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying that Judge Bean had a heart attack?

Calm down, calm down.

When did this happen?

Yesterday.

He was-- and we were--

and then he--

Dammit.

I've got to get back to the prison before I'm missed.

OK.

See you back there tonight.

You know, I have one little thing

that's going to throw a monkey wrench

in your whole little scheme.

Oh, really?

What's that?

I'm an undercover police officer.

What?

That's right.

I was sent to prison to try to discover how you had been still

pulling off all these heists.

Oh, no.

So you might as well just let me go because as soon as we get

back to prison, I'm going to call Hartford

and expose your whole little plot.

Inspector Hartford?

Yeah, the guy that's behind this whole investigation.

Oh, you mean this Inspector Hartford?

Inspector.

Sissy.

Maggie.

Bill.

I-- I don't understand.

Well, of course you don't, my dear.

Hell, I'm surprised your feeble mind has gotten you this far.

So you've been behind this whole thing this whole time?

INSPECTOR HARTFORD: Maybe not so feeble after all.

She seems to have her moments.

INSPECTOR HARTFORD: Maggie and I met

a few years back when I caught her breaking

into the Metro Art Museum.

You were just lucky.

Yeah, right.

We made a deal.

See, I keep the law off her back and she cuts me in for half

of everything she gets.

So that's how you've been so successful all these years.

You just slept your way to the top, didn't you?

Ugh.

Not hardly.

He's not really my type.

Strictly business arrangement.

Yeah, well, what's stopping me from exposing

the truth the minute we get back to prison?

INSPECTOR HARTFORD: And who do you

think they're going to believe?

A convicted jewel thief or a decorated police officer

with 15 years' loyal service?

Sing away, canary.

No one's listening.

Hm-mm, nope.

Sorry to rain on your little parade,

but Inspector Traitor over here isn't the only one

aware of our little charade.

What about the judge?

Judge Bean?

You mean the judge who had a heart attack

and died yesterday?

What?

Rats.

Oh, don't worry, Sissy.

I think you'll enjoy your life behind bars.

I know the girls at the cell block

can't wait for you to get back.

INSPECTOR HARTFORD: All right.

Come on, little miss.

I'm going to have to arrest you, for real this time.

Mr. Randolph, is there something I can do for you?

Inspector, I just heard about Sissy Dunlop.

A prison break?

Oh, yes.

Very unfortunate.

Sure sign of guilt if you ask me.

Fortunately, we didn't have any trouble recapturing her.

I just can't believe that Sissy's guilty.

She's just too innocent, too beautiful, too sexy, too--

what was I saying?

You were telling me that you believe that Sissy is innocent.

But all the evidence says that you're wrong.

I need to see her.

Well, I'm sorry.

That's not possible.

You were taken off the case.

I told you that.

Well, I'm back on it.

What?

I spoke with Sissy's family, and they

knew nothing about this.

Oh, really?

Yes.

And far from being the wealthy family that you

described them to be, I found them in a Hogs

Hollow, West Virginia.

They're a poor mountain family.

Well, I was just going on what I was told.

Well, as you can see right over here,

the family hired me to be their daughter's attorney.

I see.

So there's no legal way you can prevent

me from seeing my client.

Very well, Mr. Randolph.

No one's stopping you.

Hm.

OK.

Good.

Federal penitentiary, Matron Grail speaking.

Grail, it's Hartford.

Jack Randolph just left my office.

He's back on the case.

He's on his way to see Sissy right now.

Dammit.

He'll ruin everything.

Well, you've got to stop him.

Distract him.

Convert him.

Do anything.

You just can't allow him to screw this up.

Don't worry.

I'll take care of this.

Damn.

Well, well, Mr. Randolph.

Now we'll get to see what you're really made of.

Sissy.

Jack.

I just got permission to see you.

Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

But a jailbreak--

what were you thinking?

It's a long story, Jack, but you

have to believe I'm innocent.

I do.

I do, darling.

And I'll do whatever it takes, whatever

it takes until I see you free.

I wish it was that simple.

Jack, there are some evil forces at work here.

But there's got to be something I could do.

Well, I do have an idea.

Were you serious when you said you'd

do anything to set me free?

Absolutely.

Anything.

OK, here's the plan.

Come in.

Well, Mr. Randolph.

Sit down.

Thank you.

I heard you're back on the Dunlop case.

Well, yes.

It's just a formality.

Oh, really.

Well, I mean, after the jailbreak,

I think it's pretty evident that she's guilty.

Don't you?

I've always thought so myself, but I'm

surprised to hear you say that.

Well, one can only be naive for so long

until their eyes are opened.

I'm glad to hear that.

You know, Jack, I've always found you very intriguing.

May I call you Jack?

Please do.

You know, it's always so nice to know big,

strong man such as yourself also has a brain between his ears.

And you know, now that you realize that Sissy Dunlop is,

in fact, guilty, well, that just makes

you all the more desirable.

Well, my eyes have been opened about a lot of things.

Such as?

Such as you, Matron Grail.

Do you have a first name?

Just call me Mama.

Whoa.

Oh, yeah.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, yeah.

Louder, baby, louder.

Mama.

I've been really thinking about a career change.

Oh, really?

JACK: I've been looking at what those two jewel thieves

have been pulling in compared to my salary as a public defender.

Feeling the pinch of the pocketbook, are you?

JACK: The pinch?

It's more like a headlock from Andre the Giant.

You know, I've been thinking about a career change myself.

Oh, really?

You know, Jack, I've never really been interested in men.

But after being with you, you've made me realize how much

I've missed all these years.

JACK: I see.

I want us to be together, Jack.

Is that possible?

Anything's possible.

I just don't see how, with our two salaries, we would get by.

I mean, it's an expensive world out there.

Oh, we don't have to worry about that.

No?

Listen, Jack.

I can trust you?

Of course.

Sissy is innocent.

Maggie's been the one behind all the art thefts.

Maggie?

But she's here in prison.

Well, someone's been letting her out at night.

And who might that be?

Me.

No.

Yes.

And would my third of the loot, we can live like queens.

Well, I mean like kings.

Well, no.

I mean a king and a queen.

You said a third of the loot?

I have to split my part with Maggie and Hartford.

Inspector Hartford?

Yeah.

He's our man on the inside, you know.

Oh, Jack, won't it be lovely?

Yeah, it would be if that were to happen.

I've got enough right here to make sure

that you're put away for the next 20 years

on the other side of the jail cell.

Jack!

How can you do this to me, Jack?

Oh, I've got you, mama.

I've got you.

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INSPECTOR HARTFORD: What are you talking about?

This is not my doing.

It's gotta be your people.

JUDGE BEAN: Ahem.

INSPECTOR HARTFORD: Judge Bean.

No way.

You had a heart attack.

You're dead.

Almost, Hartford.

Almost.

You see, it was a touch-and-go there for a while,

and that's when I came up with a brilliant plan.

Ahem.

Sorry, dear.

Actually, Miss Baker came up with a brilliant plan.

What's this all about?

Oh, yes.

Matron Grail.

You see, we've actually been pretty

suspect of your little operation for a while now.

And we all knew it was Maggie who was behind those thefts.

Oh, poo.

And we also suspected that you might have had

somebody working on the inside.

And the way I see it, there can only be one choice--

Inspector Hartford

Me?

No.

I don't have any--

Can it.

I don't have the time.

You see, when you came to me with this little idea

about putting her under cover, we knew something would be up.

Then when I almost had a heart attack,

we figured to be a great time to fake my death,

see if I could drive it out in the open.

This is all speculation.

You haven't got any proof.

Really?

Are you sure?

Mr. Randolph?

Yes, your honor?

JUDGE BEAN: If you could be so kind,

play for the court what you played for me earlier.

Of course, your honor.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL (ON RECORDING): Oh, yeah.

JACK (ON RECORDING): Oh, mama.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL (ON RECORDING): Louder, baby, louder.

JACK (ON RECORDING): Mama [INAUDIBLE]..

LIEUTENANT GRAIL (ON RECORDING): Oh my god.

Who's in charge?

Who's in charge?

JACK (ON RECORDING): You are, Mama.

I thought only I called you Mama.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL (ON RECORDING): Oh--

Jack.

Let me just get this cued up properly.

Just a second.

Here we go.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL (ON RECORDING): Listen, Jack.

I can trust you?

JACK (ON RECORDING): Of course.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL (ON RECORDING): Sissy is innocent.

Maggie's been the one behind all the art thefts.

JACK (ON RECORDING): Maggie?

But she's here in prison.

LIEUTENANT GRAIL (ON RECORDING): Well, someone's

been letting her out at night.

And with my third of the loot, we can live like queens.

JACK (ON RECORDING): You said a third of the loot?

LIEUTENANT GRAIL (ON RECORDING): I have to split my part

with Maggie and Hartford.

He's our man on the inside, you know.

JUDGE BEAN: I think we've heard enough.

Counselor, turn it off.

It's this court's decision that Miss

Dunlop be released from custody with the state's apologies.

SISSY: Thank you, your honor.

And these three malcontents be held over for trial.

That is all.

Oh, Jack, you did it.

I did it all for you, baby.

Mm.

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What a revolting development.

Officer Sissy Dunlop reporting as ordered, sir.

No, silly tramp.

Me.

I'm in charge.

Mm, darling, after our little soap and sud session

in the shower this morning, she'll

be eating out of the palm of my hand, or anywhere

else I ask her to.

Let me tell you something.

I will not rest until I see that young, sweet, innocent girl

set free and justice is served.

It's not my fault the judge had a bad heart.

How-- how was I supposed to know?

Wait.

Well, hey, slow down, slow down.

Don't get any ideas.

You know what I mean?

Stay away from the knives.

The rumor on the street is that you're

an insatiable lover.

No way.

You had a heart attack.

You're dead.

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