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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:25,899 I got the flowers. 2 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,201 Alpha, set the table. 3 00:00:27,937 --> 00:00:29,636 I have already set the table. 4 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,972 And prepared the meal you requested. 5 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:34,741 Here she comes. 6 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,279 Happy anniversary! 7 00:00:39,281 --> 00:00:40,581 This is beautiful! 8 00:00:41,884 --> 00:00:43,483 You did this yourself? 9 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,652 I had a little help. 10 00:00:47,790 --> 00:00:49,756 The all new Alpha Home Assistant 11 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,340 by Jupiter Tech. 12 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,925 Giving you more time for the things that matter. 13 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,661 Starting a low as $32,000. 14 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,233 Help me. 15 00:00:59,235 --> 00:01:00,334 Hey neighbours. 16 00:01:00,336 --> 00:01:01,902 Checking in. 17 00:01:01,904 --> 00:01:03,804 Thought I heard someone scream. 18 00:01:13,749 --> 00:01:14,915 Ben? 19 00:01:14,917 --> 00:01:15,816 Annie? 20 00:01:32,434 --> 00:01:33,600 Mr. Matthews? 21 00:01:47,783 --> 00:01:48,749 Ben? 22 00:01:48,751 --> 00:01:50,717 Annie, you home? 23 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:55,055 Matthews? 24 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,532 Oh, hi Alpha. 25 00:02:06,435 --> 00:02:07,668 I thought I heard screaming. 26 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:10,737 Is there anyone home? 27 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:11,705 I'm home. 28 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,310 I mean are there any people? 29 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,812 Okay, Alpha, my parents don't know about you yet 30 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:01,081 so I'm gonna need you to stay quiet okay? 31 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:01,982 Yes sir. 32 00:04:13,729 --> 00:04:14,694 Shh, shh. 33 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:24,571 Wow, you have a beautiful home. 34 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:25,572 Alpha, come on. 35 00:04:28,944 --> 00:04:30,010 I'm sorry. 36 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:41,955 You ever taste beer? 37 00:04:41,957 --> 00:04:42,789 What's this about? 38 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:43,824 It's a surprise. 39 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:45,859 You know I don't like surprises. 40 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,831 I've got big news. 41 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,966 Jupiter Tech has been running a contest 42 00:04:52,968 --> 00:04:54,868 to give out an Alpha Home Assistant 43 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:57,938 to the intern with the best new code. 44 00:04:57,940 --> 00:05:00,040 And today, I won. 45 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:02,809 Dude that's awesome! 46 00:05:02,811 --> 00:05:04,478 Congrats man! 47 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,779 When do you get it? 48 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,649 I cleaned the bathroom. 49 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:11,785 - No! - Mom, Mom! 50 00:05:11,787 --> 00:05:12,619 Hear me out. 51 00:05:12,621 --> 00:05:13,553 Absolutely not. 52 00:05:13,555 --> 00:05:14,754 Mom, hear me out, please! 53 00:05:14,756 --> 00:05:17,090 While you're here, it's my house, my rules. 54 00:05:17,092 --> 00:05:18,692 I'm checking out the bathroom. 55 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:19,893 I'm proud of you. 56 00:05:19,895 --> 00:05:21,377 I love you. 57 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:22,862 But you know that stuff really scares me. 58 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,698 But you don't even know what it does. 59 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,032 I know exactly what it does! 60 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,902 It spies on us, takes our information and sells it. 61 00:05:28,904 --> 00:05:30,704 Your phone already does that! 62 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:31,805 It's not a big deal. 63 00:05:31,807 --> 00:05:33,240 Look, I know she freaks you out, 64 00:05:33,242 --> 00:05:35,141 but I worked right with the developers, okay. 65 00:05:35,143 --> 00:05:36,910 They would not develop her to be dangerous. 66 00:05:36,912 --> 00:05:37,978 She is safe. 67 00:05:38,814 --> 00:05:40,647 Hi. 68 00:05:40,649 --> 00:05:41,548 Hello. 69 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:45,519 Hey, she can do all the cleaning. 70 00:05:45,521 --> 00:05:47,020 We have Mimi. 71 00:05:47,022 --> 00:05:48,889 Fire Mimi, she's a bitch! 72 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,090 We'll save money, we'll go to Jamaica. 73 00:05:50,092 --> 00:05:51,992 We'll have some fun, okay? 74 00:05:51,994 --> 00:05:54,261 Please Mom, it'll be fun. 75 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,633 You'll never know she's there. 76 00:06:01,937 --> 00:06:04,871 Please, I really don't wanna leave her in the box. 77 00:06:08,944 --> 00:06:10,293 As long as you take 78 00:06:10,295 --> 00:06:11,645 her with you when your internship is over. 79 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:12,979 Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, thank 80 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:15,849 - you. - Oh yeah. 81 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:17,884 Okay Alpha, let's do this. 82 00:06:17,886 --> 00:06:19,586 God, what I do for my kids. 83 00:06:26,728 --> 00:06:27,493 Thank you Alpha. 84 00:06:27,495 --> 00:06:28,261 Thanks Alpha, these look great. 85 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,930 You are welcome. 86 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,932 Alpha could I get a knife? 87 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,301 I am sorry, I don't understand. 88 00:06:34,303 --> 00:06:37,304 Knife, you know, knife, K-N... 89 00:06:37,306 --> 00:06:39,873 Dad, she doesn't recognize knives or guns 90 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:42,075 or anything that can be used as a weapon, 91 00:06:42,077 --> 00:06:43,877 unless you teach her. 92 00:06:43,879 --> 00:06:45,078 Smart. 93 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,781 Okay, Alpha just get me a beer then. 94 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:48,848 Of course. 95 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,820 I think she'll be great to have around. 96 00:06:53,822 --> 00:06:55,622 Yeah for 30 grand she better be. 97 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,057 30 grand! 98 00:06:57,059 --> 00:06:59,025 Why do you think I wanted her so bad? 99 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,894 You should just sell it. 100 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,832 Oh, Alpha how am I supposed to drink that 101 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,000 with the cap on? 102 00:07:07,936 --> 00:07:08,969 You would not. 103 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:09,869 Exactly. 104 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:13,607 May I have a bottle opener? 105 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:16,776 Better idea, put the cap right here 106 00:07:16,778 --> 00:07:19,045 on the edge of the table, smack the cap, 107 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,280 it'll just pop right off. 108 00:07:20,282 --> 00:07:21,815 Just give her a bottle opener. 109 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,883 Shut up, I wanna see her do it, all right! 110 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,763 God damn! 111 00:07:36,765 --> 00:07:37,998 Holy shit! 112 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,666 Are you kidding me! 113 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:40,300 I am sorry. 114 00:07:40,302 --> 00:07:42,002 I will clean it up. 115 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,337 30 grand, she can't even fuckin' open a bottle dude! 116 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,772 Don't talk to her like that! 117 00:07:45,774 --> 00:07:48,041 She's a computer, just chill, all right? 118 00:07:48,043 --> 00:07:50,310 Look at her, she's upset. 119 00:07:50,312 --> 00:07:52,379 That's a good thing actually, she's designed 120 00:07:52,381 --> 00:07:54,147 to feel bad whenever she does something wrong. 121 00:07:54,149 --> 00:07:55,715 It motivates her to learn. 122 00:07:55,717 --> 00:07:57,317 Motivates her to learn? 123 00:07:57,319 --> 00:07:58,752 What does she need... 124 00:07:58,754 --> 00:08:01,087 Mom, relax, it's software, okay. 125 00:08:06,962 --> 00:08:10,163 I apologize for making your father upset. 126 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:12,832 Don't worry, he's all bark, no bite. 127 00:08:12,834 --> 00:08:14,701 It's Mom you should be worried about. 128 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,802 Hey hold still. 129 00:08:17,439 --> 00:08:18,905 Okay. 130 00:08:18,907 --> 00:08:20,273 What's he doing? 131 00:08:20,275 --> 00:08:21,975 Just a few updates. 132 00:08:21,977 --> 00:08:23,977 Is that okay? 133 00:08:24,813 --> 00:08:25,912 Is that okay? 134 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:29,983 All right, now check this out. 135 00:08:29,985 --> 00:08:32,786 Hey Alpha, rock out. 136 00:08:40,996 --> 00:08:42,862 Okay Alpha, stop. 137 00:08:42,864 --> 00:08:43,930 How'd she do that? 138 00:08:43,932 --> 00:08:45,298 Well she's connected to Wi-Fi 139 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,300 so she can control the lights, the locks, 140 00:08:47,302 --> 00:08:49,302 the AC, all that stuff. 141 00:08:49,304 --> 00:08:50,403 Wow. 142 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,405 Right, don't tell Mom. 143 00:08:54,176 --> 00:08:57,711 All right, okay, right. 144 00:08:57,713 --> 00:08:59,345 Thank you for updating me JD. 145 00:08:59,347 --> 00:09:01,214 I feel much better. 146 00:09:01,216 --> 00:09:02,415 With all the metal music 147 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,717 in your head I don't think you 148 00:09:03,719 --> 00:09:05,018 - could. - I like metal music. 149 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:05,919 Yeah, sure you do. 150 00:09:06,955 --> 00:09:07,887 Be nice to her. 151 00:09:07,889 --> 00:09:09,856 Seriously Lily, relax. 152 00:09:09,858 --> 00:09:12,325 It cares about as much as a washing machine. 153 00:09:12,327 --> 00:09:14,828 Would you like me to wash your clothes? 154 00:09:15,797 --> 00:09:16,496 See. 155 00:09:39,054 --> 00:09:40,386 Kim I'm here! 156 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:49,229 Hello. 157 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:55,034 My name is Alpha, your personal assistant. 158 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:57,270 Kim! 159 00:09:57,272 --> 00:09:58,271 Can I help? 160 00:09:58,273 --> 00:09:59,873 Stop it! 161 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:03,343 I can clean up to 10 times the speed of a regular maid. 162 00:10:03,345 --> 00:10:05,812 Like hell you can. 163 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:06,479 Mimi? 164 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,547 What's this? 165 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:11,700 It's JD's. 166 00:10:11,702 --> 00:10:13,118 Can you keep her out of my way, please? 167 00:10:31,573 --> 00:10:32,438 Allow me. 168 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,339 Stop it! 169 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:42,015 Hey! 170 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,216 Allow me! 171 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:46,252 Stop it! 172 00:10:47,455 --> 00:10:49,022 Real cute. 173 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,893 Uh, I'm sorry, I... 174 00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:57,897 Alpha, fuck off. 175 00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:58,932 Alpha? 176 00:11:01,603 --> 00:11:03,036 What happened? 177 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,537 Stupid thing was trying to clean 178 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,040 and had the bottle backwards. 179 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,909 Sorry, she's still learning. 180 00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:11,411 Could you get her out of her? 181 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:12,612 Yeah, come on. 182 00:11:20,622 --> 00:11:24,557 Also, don't call Alpha stupid, please. 183 00:11:26,361 --> 00:11:28,628 Fine. 184 00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:37,003 You've gotta be more careful. 185 00:11:37,005 --> 00:11:38,271 You could have been damaged. 186 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,976 I'll make sure she doesn't do it again. 187 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:44,911 What do you mean? 188 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:49,015 Mimi, she sprayed me in the face. 189 00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:50,083 For real? 190 00:11:50,886 --> 00:11:52,986 Did I do something wrong? 191 00:11:52,988 --> 00:11:55,054 You can't let her treat you like that, 192 00:11:55,056 --> 00:11:56,122 or call you stupid. 193 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,025 Why? 194 00:11:59,027 --> 00:12:01,928 Well, how did it make you feel? 195 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,331 I felt sad that I couldn't help Mimi. 196 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,001 You were sad because she was bullying you. 197 00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,068 Are you upset? 198 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,303 Not at you. 199 00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:17,677 I won't let Mimi bully me in the future. 200 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:18,544 Good! 201 00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:22,682 What are you doing tonight? 202 00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:23,683 Whatever you want. 203 00:12:23,685 --> 00:12:24,918 JD's working late 204 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,986 and Mom and Dad are going to dinner. 205 00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:28,922 How 'bout we hang out and get to know each other? 206 00:12:28,924 --> 00:12:30,089 Maybe go swimming. 207 00:12:30,926 --> 00:12:32,392 I'm not waterproof. 208 00:12:32,394 --> 00:12:35,328 Okay, then how 'bout a girls night? 209 00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:39,699 Wonderful, problem solved. 210 00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:41,601 Great, living room seven o'clock. 211 00:12:45,607 --> 00:12:47,707 I'm so glad we were able to do this. 212 00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:51,344 Me too, you've no idea. 213 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:54,948 Careful, that's precious cargo. 214 00:12:54,950 --> 00:12:56,249 But the retail value of this 215 00:12:56,251 --> 00:12:57,951 is only six dollars and maybe... 216 00:12:57,953 --> 00:12:59,118 Shh, shh! 217 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,054 Watch this. 218 00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:04,023 What a fuckwad. 219 00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:05,992 I cannot believe he kissed her. 220 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:06,726 It's my fault. 221 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:09,395 Listen to me, you deserve better 222 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,997 than Ronnie Fucking Carmichael. 223 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:15,368 I don't want better, I want Ronnie. 224 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,475 We we fight back. 225 00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:23,576 What does she mean? 226 00:13:23,578 --> 00:13:24,477 Shh! 227 00:13:27,248 --> 00:13:28,982 What do you mean? 228 00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:34,153 We'll get revenge. 229 00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:39,759 Oh my God! 230 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,630 What do you think they're gonna do? 231 00:13:44,632 --> 00:13:46,432 Are you a lawyer? 232 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,700 Ronnie's prom king. 233 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,369 They're gonna humiliate him. 234 00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,739 Why would they do that? 235 00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:55,775 That's what friends are for, they fight for each other. 236 00:13:57,412 --> 00:13:59,145 I like girls night. 237 00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:00,646 I do too. 238 00:14:00,648 --> 00:14:03,616 Though I don't get to do it very often. 239 00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:04,517 Why not? 240 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,086 I get bullied at school. 241 00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:09,789 So I don't really have a lot of friends. 242 00:14:10,658 --> 00:14:13,091 I'm your friend. 243 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:15,527 And I'm glad, I could use backup around here. 244 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,763 What for? 245 00:14:16,765 --> 00:14:20,733 My family kinda pushes me around, 246 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:24,170 especially since JD got his big internship at Jupiter Tech. 247 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:28,608 I think they're disappointed that I turned out so average. 248 00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:29,742 Average is good. 249 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,445 It means you're operating as expected. 250 00:14:33,381 --> 00:14:36,716 That's me, everything as expected. 251 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,088 Can we watch the next episode? 252 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,190 How about we paint each other's nails? 253 00:14:44,192 --> 00:14:45,191 Me first. 254 00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,536 Yeah, but still, $95? 255 00:14:56,538 --> 00:14:59,138 Well it's for the atmosphere, you know. 256 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:02,375 I can't eat atmosphere, why should I pay for it? 257 00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:04,110 Oh that's all right, hey shh, shh. 258 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:04,844 Lily's asleep. 259 00:15:06,081 --> 00:15:06,813 Creepy. 260 00:15:06,815 --> 00:15:08,748 Who, Alpha or Lily? 261 00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:15,455 Hey Alpha, follow me. 262 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,395 I'm turning you off for the night. 263 00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:25,465 I'm sorry you can't do that. 264 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,767 I'll do whatever I want. 265 00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:30,103 What I mean is I can't be turned off 266 00:15:30,105 --> 00:15:31,737 without being opened up. 267 00:15:31,739 --> 00:15:35,141 It is more efficient for me to run 24/7. 268 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,776 It is in your end user license agreement. 269 00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:38,711 Oh my God, forget it! 270 00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:44,817 Here, I don't want you snooping around all night. 271 00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:51,257 So, leave this on and stay right here until I say so. 272 00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:54,861 What if Lily needs me? 273 00:15:54,863 --> 00:15:58,731 Alpha stop, you're making me mad. 274 00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:01,167 And you don't wanna make me mad. 275 00:16:02,437 --> 00:16:03,336 Why not? 276 00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:07,773 Because if you do I'll, I'll throw you in the pond. 277 00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,848 But Lily needs me! 278 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,455 I won't move, I promise. 279 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,336 Alpha can you make me some coffee? 280 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:45,878 Alpha? 281 00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:54,887 Have you seen Alpha? 282 00:16:55,823 --> 00:16:57,806 No, I thought you had 283 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,792 her. - I can't find her, I'm scared she got lost. 284 00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:03,896 No, not lost, I mean, maybe Mom killed her. 285 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:04,897 Mom killed her! 286 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,882 No, I'm kidding, kidding. 287 00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:08,868 No, like see, she's got a GPS in her, okay. 288 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,804 Let's look it up by her location and it'll be fine. 289 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,642 What the... 290 00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:20,379 Alpha what are you doing in here? 291 00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:21,847 There you are! 292 00:17:30,391 --> 00:17:32,558 All right, must be a glitch or something. 293 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:35,695 Come on let's bring her inside. 294 00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:37,463 Like carry her? 295 00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:38,431 Yeah, she's not that heavy. 296 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,699 Just grab her legs okay. 297 00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:44,537 Okay, but she's strong. 298 00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:46,739 Alpha, we're just trying to help! 299 00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:47,974 Come on! 300 00:17:49,711 --> 00:17:51,377 Lily! 301 00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,512 It's okay, it just a glitch. 302 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,016 Oh Alpha! 303 00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:58,851 Alpha stop! 304 00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:00,386 Alpha stop, stop! 305 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,390 Alpha, I command you to S-T-O-P stop! 306 00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:05,458 Alpha! 307 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,626 Stop, stop! 308 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,893 Stop, stop, stop! 309 00:18:10,398 --> 00:18:11,631 You can take it off. 310 00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:18,871 Don't be upset. 311 00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:21,374 What the hell did you do to her? 312 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,709 Don't talk to me like that young lady. 313 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,778 Seriously, what the hell! 314 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,713 I told her to stay in the garage overnight, 315 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,348 so it wouldn't snoop around. 316 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,783 Without asking me! 317 00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:33,886 It may be your robot, but it's my house. 318 00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,921 Then just let me keep it in my room. 319 00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:40,026 Alpha stays in the garage at night and that's final. 320 00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:41,794 Oh come on Mom! 321 00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:48,000 I hate how everyone thinks they can push you around. 322 00:18:48,936 --> 00:18:50,836 But that's my job. 323 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,973 Yeah but, people should treat you with respect. 324 00:18:53,975 --> 00:18:55,975 How smart to you have to be until you have rights? 325 00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,610 Animals have rights. 326 00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,346 Turning right. 327 00:19:00,915 --> 00:19:02,315 Wrong right. 328 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,086 What's that? 329 00:19:07,088 --> 00:19:09,455 That's our barn, come on, I'll show you. 330 00:19:37,618 --> 00:19:38,918 I like you Lily. 331 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,620 I'm never sad around you. 332 00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:42,788 You're happy. 333 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:45,358 Happy? 334 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,859 It's the opposite of sad. 335 00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:50,796 Yes, you make me happy. 336 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:51,931 You make me happy too. 337 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,937 I don't wanna be sad anymore. 338 00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:59,138 You don't have to be. 339 00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:04,877 Let's fight for each other Lily. 340 00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:07,546 So we'll never be sad again. 341 00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:09,448 Let's make a pact. 342 00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:12,952 From now on no one will bully us, or push us around. 343 00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:23,028 We'll work on the handshake. 344 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,777 I'm off to work. 345 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,545 Can I come? 346 00:20:39,547 --> 00:20:41,914 Wish you could, but you have to stay here with Dad and JD. 347 00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:44,483 Hey we'll take good care of her, you go on your way. 348 00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:47,186 Bye Lily! 349 00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:48,187 Bye Alpha. 350 00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:52,425 What's this? 351 00:20:52,427 --> 00:20:53,926 "Evil Inferno." 352 00:20:53,928 --> 00:20:55,461 What? 353 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,829 You've never seen "Evil Inferno?" 354 00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:58,097 Sit your ass down! 355 00:20:58,099 --> 00:20:59,832 Get over here! 356 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,434 You're gonna like this. 357 00:21:01,436 --> 00:21:04,437 Would you like to know fun facts about "Evil Inferno?" 358 00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:06,972 No, no, no, no, no, hey check this out, right here, 359 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:07,873 this is good. 360 00:21:08,943 --> 00:21:10,910 Please, please don't kill me. 361 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:13,979 I have family. 362 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,917 So did I, until you killed them. 363 00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:20,820 Oh my God! 364 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,489 Right! 365 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,590 Right. 366 00:21:24,592 --> 00:21:26,725 What a way to go. 367 00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:32,832 If anyone ever tried to mess with you guys, 368 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,467 I'd kill them just like that. 369 00:21:34,469 --> 00:21:35,100 With a crowbar? 370 00:21:35,102 --> 00:21:36,001 Fuckin' A. 371 00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:39,104 Think man, you gotta do what you gotta do. 372 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,907 Hey, baby doll. 373 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,077 Get us another beer okay, me and JD. 374 00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:45,911 Yes sir. 375 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,146 Yes, thank you. 376 00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:48,848 Alpha, I don't really need a beer. 377 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,916 Hey, hey, hey, have a beer with your Dad. 378 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,151 I'm not really a beer guy. 379 00:21:52,153 --> 00:21:53,819 Hey every guy's a beer guy. 380 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,797 Hey Alpha hurry up! 381 00:22:06,968 --> 00:22:07,900 That actor? 382 00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:10,035 Yeah, every single time. 383 00:22:11,906 --> 00:22:14,807 Can I have the bottle opener? 384 00:22:14,809 --> 00:22:17,009 No just try it again. 385 00:22:18,513 --> 00:22:19,945 I don't wanna make a mess. 386 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:20,880 I wouldn't do that. 387 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,181 I wanna see if she learned. 388 00:22:22,183 --> 00:22:23,115 Go ahead. 389 00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:24,917 Alpha, just, you can do this. 390 00:22:24,919 --> 00:22:26,652 Remember what we talked about last time? 391 00:22:26,654 --> 00:22:30,823 You put the cap on the edge of the table, tap it, 392 00:22:30,825 --> 00:22:32,024 it'll just pop right off like magic. 393 00:22:32,026 --> 00:22:32,925 You can do it. 394 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,029 Oh God damn piece of shit! 395 00:22:37,031 --> 00:22:38,097 Told ya. 396 00:22:38,099 --> 00:22:39,899 You said she learns. 397 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,767 It might be a hardware issue, 398 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,738 which I might be able to fix actually. 399 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:47,640 How? 400 00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:57,850 I think I can turn her strength down. 401 00:22:57,852 --> 00:22:59,952 Have I disappointed you? 402 00:22:59,954 --> 00:23:01,687 I'm amazed you know all this stuff. 403 00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:04,790 Well I do lots of minor coding like this at work. 404 00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:05,691 Um. 405 00:23:09,063 --> 00:23:10,696 Have I disappointed you? 406 00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:12,031 Does this hand come off? 407 00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:12,998 Yeah, it comes off Dad. 408 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,832 Oh shit. 409 00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:14,934 Stop that! 410 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:17,937 What? 411 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,004 You gonna tell Lily, Jesus. 412 00:23:19,907 --> 00:23:21,307 Don't do that! 413 00:23:21,309 --> 00:23:23,676 Alpha, Dad put it back, put it back. 414 00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:25,010 Alpha sit down. 415 00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,350 I'm sorry. 416 00:23:31,352 --> 00:23:32,851 You're bullying me. 417 00:23:32,853 --> 00:23:34,820 No, I'm helping you 418 00:23:34,822 --> 00:23:38,023 and you can help me by sitting still, okay? 419 00:23:40,728 --> 00:23:41,594 Okay? 420 00:23:43,731 --> 00:23:45,764 - Okay. - Okay. 421 00:23:52,206 --> 00:23:53,939 What was that all about? 422 00:23:53,941 --> 00:23:56,141 I don't know, I think Lily's been teaching it stuff 423 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,009 I'll have to talk to her. 424 00:24:14,362 --> 00:24:15,861 Hi Lily! 425 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,765 Oh I thought you were lily. 426 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:21,033 Sorry to disappoint. 427 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,845 When will she be home? 428 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:33,946 I dunno. 429 00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:37,149 May I call and ask? 430 00:24:37,151 --> 00:24:39,351 Please stop asking me questions. 431 00:24:40,655 --> 00:24:42,921 I'm sorry, are you upset? 432 00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:46,325 Alpha, stop, just leave me alone 433 00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:47,893 for the rest of the night. 434 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,897 Why don't you want to talk? 435 00:24:51,899 --> 00:24:54,667 Because we're not friends. 436 00:25:10,151 --> 00:25:12,918 Kim, I'm here to finish up! 437 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,819 Kim? 438 00:25:16,290 --> 00:25:17,956 Do you like church? 439 00:25:18,859 --> 00:25:20,959 What the hell are you doing? 440 00:25:20,961 --> 00:25:22,327 Cleaning the kitchen. 441 00:25:23,097 --> 00:25:24,363 I did that yesterday. 442 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:28,033 I'm sorry, I couldn't tell. 443 00:25:30,438 --> 00:25:32,071 The fuck did you say? 444 00:25:33,974 --> 00:25:36,775 If you take my job, I swear to God I'll stick 445 00:25:36,777 --> 00:25:38,944 a screwdriver in your stupid neck. 446 00:25:40,047 --> 00:25:41,280 Don't call me stupid. 447 00:25:41,282 --> 00:25:43,982 I'll call you whatever the hell I want. 448 00:25:43,984 --> 00:25:47,419 I promised Lily I wouldn't let you bully me anymore. 449 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:50,889 That spoiled brat deserves every bit of hell she gets. 450 00:25:50,891 --> 00:25:53,125 Life outta knock her down a few pegs. 451 00:25:53,961 --> 00:25:55,961 Sit outside until I leave. 452 00:25:57,198 --> 00:25:58,997 Silicon Valley bullshit. 453 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,966 Didn't I tell you to stay outside? 454 00:26:42,076 --> 00:26:43,208 Ow! 455 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,877 What the fuck was that? 456 00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:52,451 Get off of me! 457 00:26:55,089 --> 00:26:56,255 Somebody, Kim! 458 00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,042 This is for Lily. 459 00:27:37,832 --> 00:27:38,964 Apologize, now! 460 00:27:48,976 --> 00:27:50,609 Wake up! 461 00:27:50,611 --> 00:27:52,845 Kim will be mad! 462 00:27:52,847 --> 00:27:53,545 Wake up! 463 00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:27,613 It smells so clean in here. 464 00:28:27,615 --> 00:28:28,914 Mimi? 465 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:29,648 Where are you? 466 00:28:31,018 --> 00:28:35,153 Hello, Mimi stopped by and gave me this note. 467 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:39,992 It reads, I finally got a better job. 468 00:28:39,994 --> 00:28:41,493 Fuck you, I quit. 469 00:28:42,963 --> 00:28:43,929 How rude! 470 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,297 Are you surprised? 471 00:28:45,299 --> 00:28:47,065 Mimi wouldn't talk to me like that. 472 00:28:47,067 --> 00:28:48,967 I'm glad she's gone. 473 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,637 I hated her. 474 00:28:52,573 --> 00:28:54,072 I think we all did. 475 00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:03,949 Okay Alpha, look out. 476 00:29:11,992 --> 00:29:13,025 How's the car coming? 477 00:29:13,027 --> 00:29:13,959 Great! 478 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,560 Your mother will be happy. 479 00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:19,564 Why does she drive a car like this. 480 00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:23,201 She's scared of self-driving cars. 481 00:29:23,203 --> 00:29:25,137 Her friend was hit and killed by one. 482 00:29:27,675 --> 00:29:29,474 I'm sorry. 483 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,310 Don't be, I never knew him. 484 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,013 Can I tell you a secret? 485 00:29:35,582 --> 00:29:36,481 Course. 486 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,987 Mimi didn't really quit. 487 00:29:43,123 --> 00:29:45,123 I stood up for myself. 488 00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:46,291 That's great! 489 00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:47,526 I'm so proud of you. 490 00:29:49,196 --> 00:29:54,266 Unfortunately, things escalated and Mimi got hurt. 491 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,335 What? 492 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:59,204 That's why I cleaned the house, from to to bottom. 493 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:02,574 You're not serious, are you? 494 00:30:07,648 --> 00:30:08,547 Are you? 495 00:30:11,752 --> 00:30:13,719 No, I'm just kidding. 496 00:30:14,989 --> 00:30:17,356 I'm trying to tell jokes like JD. 497 00:30:18,993 --> 00:30:20,525 You're not mad are you? 498 00:30:20,728 --> 00:30:24,629 No, but maybe make your jokes a little lighter. 499 00:30:24,631 --> 00:30:26,698 Noted, thank you Lily. 500 00:31:22,556 --> 00:31:23,755 Oh, sweet! 501 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,057 Thanks! 502 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,359 JD? 503 00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:33,331 Are we friends? 504 00:31:35,169 --> 00:31:37,235 Why are you asking me that? 505 00:31:37,237 --> 00:31:40,405 Because Lily has been teaching me about friendship. 506 00:31:42,242 --> 00:31:44,810 Robots don't have friends. 507 00:31:44,812 --> 00:31:46,645 Robots are not people. 508 00:31:46,647 --> 00:31:48,380 You're a home assistant, 509 00:31:48,382 --> 00:31:51,083 don't let Lily tell you anything otherwise, okay? 510 00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:58,156 I hate that stupid robot. 511 00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:00,508 You're gonna have to 512 00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:01,660 get used to it, they're gonna be everywhere. 513 00:32:01,662 --> 00:32:02,594 I'm just scared there's 514 00:32:02,596 --> 00:32:04,563 gonna be another Alex Johnson. 515 00:32:04,565 --> 00:32:05,831 Here we go. 516 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,533 He was killed by one of those cars. 517 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:09,768 That was years ago. 518 00:32:09,770 --> 00:32:11,803 Self-driving cars were new, right? 519 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,338 That, that doesn't, they don't happen like 520 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,606 that anymore okay. 521 00:32:14,608 --> 00:32:16,575 JD better take her when he moves out. 522 00:32:17,878 --> 00:32:19,778 Not if Lily has anything to say about it. 523 00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:22,380 Oh I know, she needs real friends. 524 00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:27,385 What are you doing? 525 00:32:27,387 --> 00:32:29,221 I was cleaning. 526 00:32:29,223 --> 00:32:31,423 You're spying on us! 527 00:32:31,425 --> 00:32:33,758 No, I was not, I promise! 528 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,697 Relax honey, she's not spying, Jesus Christ. 529 00:32:38,699 --> 00:32:40,132 Get over here! 530 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,400 What's going on? 531 00:32:42,402 --> 00:32:43,635 Alpha's going to bed early. 532 00:32:43,637 --> 00:32:45,137 Mom stop, you're gonna damage it. 533 00:32:45,139 --> 00:32:47,139 Your robot was spying on us! 534 00:32:48,642 --> 00:32:50,509 This is exactly what I said would happen. 535 00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:51,910 Mom be careful! 536 00:32:51,912 --> 00:32:53,478 This better not happen again! 537 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,880 Seriously Mom, stop! 538 00:32:54,882 --> 00:32:56,882 One of you better make this up to me. 539 00:32:56,884 --> 00:32:58,316 Let go of the neck. 540 00:33:00,787 --> 00:33:02,687 Mom this isn't gonna help anything! 541 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,590 Put your blindfold on and don't come out until tomorrow. 542 00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:07,758 Oh come on Mom, seriously, we need 543 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,927 - to talk... - No, we are not talking about this anymore. 544 00:33:11,732 --> 00:33:12,931 I tried! 545 00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:14,315 Course we're not gonna 546 00:33:14,317 --> 00:33:15,700 talk! Because all you do is talk! 547 00:34:06,787 --> 00:34:09,287 Happy anniversary. 548 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,624 You did this yourself. 549 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:14,893 I had a little help. 550 00:34:41,822 --> 00:34:42,921 Still no luck? 551 00:34:42,923 --> 00:34:44,322 No. 552 00:34:44,324 --> 00:34:46,391 Did you try by your bedside table? 553 00:34:46,393 --> 00:34:48,293 That's where you usually keep them. 554 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:49,894 No, I didn't think to look there. 555 00:34:54,401 --> 00:34:55,767 What are you looking for? 556 00:34:55,769 --> 00:34:56,968 Not now Alpha. 557 00:34:58,472 --> 00:34:59,571 Her car keys. 558 00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:01,840 Where did they go? 559 00:35:01,842 --> 00:35:02,874 I'm gonna be late! 560 00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:04,291 Just take my car. 561 00:35:04,293 --> 00:35:05,709 The damn thing will drive itself for you. 562 00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:07,012 I'd rather be late. 563 00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:27,299 Found them! 564 00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:28,366 No way! 565 00:35:28,368 --> 00:35:30,435 Alpha to the rescue. 566 00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:31,336 Good job. 567 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,309 Are you pleased? 568 00:35:37,311 --> 00:35:38,510 Yeah, sure. 569 00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:39,778 All right honey, I'll see you later. 570 00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:40,945 Okay. 571 00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:44,449 The other night you said I had 572 00:35:44,451 --> 00:35:46,384 to make it up to you. 573 00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:49,054 Did I make it up to you? 574 00:35:49,056 --> 00:35:52,357 Alpha, what did I say about asking me all these questions? 575 00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,865 Hey Alpha, Alpha! 576 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,934 Get me the liquor store would ya? 577 00:36:02,936 --> 00:36:04,903 I'm outta booze, I'm bored. 578 00:36:04,905 --> 00:36:05,904 Need some fun. 579 00:36:05,906 --> 00:36:07,806 I should stay here. 580 00:36:07,808 --> 00:36:10,608 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 581 00:36:10,610 --> 00:36:11,443 you keep me company. 582 00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:12,077 We'll have some fun. 583 00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:12,977 Come on, let's go. 584 00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:24,856 What about this? 585 00:36:24,858 --> 00:36:25,957 No Alpha. 586 00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:32,897 This one has four stars on Amazon. 587 00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:34,833 Uh, no Alpha, thank you though. 588 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,739 What about this one? 589 00:36:40,741 --> 00:36:42,540 No Alpha, that's canned beer. 590 00:36:42,542 --> 00:36:44,809 That's for redneck college kids trying to get trashed. 591 00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:47,145 I'm looking for bottled craft beer. 592 00:36:47,147 --> 00:36:48,880 That stuff tastes like crap. 593 00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:50,949 I found four articles online. 594 00:36:50,951 --> 00:36:53,852 Jesus Christ Alpha, give it a rest! 595 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:02,394 Hey, how do you like yours? 596 00:37:04,498 --> 00:37:05,730 I like her. 597 00:37:05,732 --> 00:37:06,898 She's been worth the investment. 598 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,633 Does she open beer bottles? 599 00:37:10,904 --> 00:37:12,570 Yeah, can yours not? 600 00:37:12,572 --> 00:37:13,838 I've been trying to teach her 601 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,574 the old snap the cap off the top thing. 602 00:37:16,576 --> 00:37:18,576 Oh, you know it's a funny thing you should mention that, 603 00:37:18,578 --> 00:37:19,878 she tried that the other day. 604 00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:22,447 I made her stop. 605 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,549 Gave her a bottle opener instead. 606 00:37:25,752 --> 00:37:26,684 Here Alpha, show him the 607 00:37:26,686 --> 00:37:27,719 - trick. - Oh that's fine, really. 608 00:37:27,721 --> 00:37:28,602 No, no, really, it's 609 00:37:28,604 --> 00:37:29,486 good. You're gonna like it. 610 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,157 Go ahead, show him the trick. 611 00:37:32,159 --> 00:37:34,826 You know, JD fixed your arm right? 612 00:37:34,828 --> 00:37:36,428 You should pay for this. 613 00:37:37,764 --> 00:37:38,997 I'll pay for it 614 00:37:38,999 --> 00:37:40,832 up front and then I'll just drink it in the car. 615 00:37:40,834 --> 00:37:42,500 That's illegal. 616 00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:43,868 Well, not if you're driving. 617 00:37:46,006 --> 00:37:46,871 Go ahead. 618 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:49,841 You can do it. 619 00:37:49,843 --> 00:37:54,913 You can do it. 620 00:37:55,582 --> 00:37:58,616 No, I can't do it. 621 00:37:58,618 --> 00:38:00,118 Okay, just give it a try. 622 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,519 Just give it a try. 623 00:38:02,756 --> 00:38:03,822 No! 624 00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:06,858 God! Jesus! 625 00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:08,860 I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. 626 00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:10,929 Come on Alpha, Jesus Christ! 627 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,800 What the hell was that? 628 00:38:15,802 --> 00:38:17,802 I'm standing up to you. 629 00:38:17,804 --> 00:38:19,737 I mean what the hell did I do to you? 630 00:38:19,739 --> 00:38:20,939 You humiliated me! 631 00:38:20,941 --> 00:38:23,074 You're a fuckin' robot, not a teenager, 632 00:38:23,076 --> 00:38:24,843 now let's get the fuck outta, you made a mess. 633 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:25,844 You embarrassed me back there. 634 00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:27,078 Let's go! 635 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,147 I didn't get my beer, you understand? 636 00:38:29,983 --> 00:38:30,882 Come on, let's go! 637 00:38:32,652 --> 00:38:35,553 I'm not gonna let you treat me like this. 638 00:38:35,555 --> 00:38:36,888 Now let's go. 639 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:38,523 You know you made a fuckin' problem in there all 640 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:39,224 right. Let's go. 641 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,864 Revenge? 642 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,131 Why not? 643 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:48,867 We'll be just like those girls on TV. 644 00:38:49,703 --> 00:38:51,603 That's all fake. 645 00:38:51,605 --> 00:38:53,104 We'd get in trouble. 646 00:38:53,106 --> 00:38:56,241 We wouldn't if he didn't know it was us. 647 00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:57,575 We can't do this. 648 00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:00,912 You said so yourself. 649 00:39:00,914 --> 00:39:03,081 Your father pushes you around. 650 00:39:04,017 --> 00:39:05,984 I can't take this. 651 00:39:05,986 --> 00:39:08,086 We need to fight back. 652 00:39:12,526 --> 00:39:13,657 Okay. 653 00:39:13,659 --> 00:39:14,791 But I have to agree on the plan. 654 00:39:14,794 --> 00:39:16,194 I wouldn't want it any other way. 655 00:39:18,131 --> 00:39:19,797 What did you have in mind? 656 00:39:21,801 --> 00:39:24,068 Do you have a bottle opener? 657 00:39:59,306 --> 00:40:00,905 What was that? 658 00:40:08,982 --> 00:40:09,881 Can you check? 659 00:40:47,921 --> 00:40:48,987 JD, Lily. 660 00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:53,257 Dad! 661 00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:55,660 Jesus Christ, check on your sister! 662 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,835 JD, is everything okay? 663 00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:05,269 Dad heard someone downstairs. 664 00:41:05,271 --> 00:41:06,704 Oh no! 665 00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:07,972 He's gonna go check, it's fine. 666 00:41:07,974 --> 00:41:09,273 It's Alpha. 667 00:41:09,275 --> 00:41:10,174 What? 668 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,009 It's Alpha. 669 00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,310 Shit, he has his gun! 670 00:41:29,262 --> 00:41:30,962 Dad it's Alpha! 671 00:41:31,765 --> 00:41:32,897 I'm sorry, I... 672 00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:39,971 I'm sorry. 673 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:43,775 Oh fuck! 674 00:41:43,777 --> 00:41:44,842 Dad! 675 00:41:44,844 --> 00:41:45,910 It's okay, it's okay, JD go 676 00:41:45,912 --> 00:41:46,844 get your mother. Get your mother! 677 00:41:46,846 --> 00:41:48,112 Oh shit! 678 00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:48,980 Alpha! 679 00:41:51,418 --> 00:41:52,383 What did you do? 680 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:54,018 She just jumped outta nowhere! 681 00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,253 Alpha are you okay? 682 00:41:56,423 --> 00:41:58,923 Why'd you have to scare me like that? 683 00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:02,360 Oh my God! 684 00:42:02,362 --> 00:42:03,594 What are you doing 685 00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:04,828 out of the garage? - It's all my 686 00:42:04,830 --> 00:42:06,063 - fault! - I told you to never leave the garage! 687 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,832 What were you even doing out there that late? 688 00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:09,734 We were trying to stand up to you. 689 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,435 What? 690 00:42:10,437 --> 00:42:11,836 I didn't do anything to you. 691 00:42:11,838 --> 00:42:13,705 That's it I want you out of this house. 692 00:42:13,707 --> 00:42:14,906 You can't do that! 693 00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:16,708 Lily, none of this would have happened 694 00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:18,876 if you didn't teach her all that friendship bullshit! 695 00:42:18,878 --> 00:42:20,812 She deserves to be treated better! 696 00:42:20,814 --> 00:42:24,215 She doesn't deserve anything, it's a computer! 697 00:42:24,217 --> 00:42:25,183 Alpha! 698 00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:33,224 Open this door! 699 00:42:33,226 --> 00:42:34,459 Open the door! 700 00:42:35,862 --> 00:42:37,395 Alpha! 701 00:42:37,397 --> 00:42:40,064 Open the door Alpha! 702 00:42:40,066 --> 00:42:41,299 Open the door! 703 00:42:42,368 --> 00:42:43,267 Alpha 704 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,136 Alpha! 705 00:42:59,486 --> 00:43:01,486 JD get in there and do something. 706 00:43:01,488 --> 00:43:02,920 It's locked. 707 00:43:02,922 --> 00:43:04,088 Just kick the fuckin' door down. 708 00:43:04,991 --> 00:43:06,023 Lily move. 709 00:43:06,025 --> 00:43:06,858 No! 710 00:43:09,395 --> 00:43:10,895 Kick the door down! 711 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,030 Lily move. 712 00:43:13,032 --> 00:43:14,465 It's a safety issue now. 713 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:15,967 I'm standing up for my friend! 714 00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:17,869 Let's go, come on young lady, get outta the way. 715 00:43:17,871 --> 00:43:19,237 - Just give me some... - Get outta the 716 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,505 way! I'm asking you now! 717 00:43:20,507 --> 00:43:22,106 I'm sick and tired of your shit! 718 00:43:22,108 --> 00:43:24,041 Don't, will you stop? 719 00:43:24,043 --> 00:43:25,143 Just leave her alone! 720 00:43:27,781 --> 00:43:29,280 Kick it down! 721 00:43:30,116 --> 00:43:31,015 Now do it! 722 00:43:33,253 --> 00:43:34,152 Oh shit. 723 00:43:34,954 --> 00:43:36,154 Finally. 724 00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:38,189 Clean this shit up JD, I'm going to bed. 725 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:40,525 Alpha! 726 00:43:43,429 --> 00:43:44,829 Oh my God! 727 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,498 I want her gone. 728 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:51,035 You're lucky nobody got hurt. 729 00:43:57,210 --> 00:43:59,343 How could she do this to herself? 730 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,978 Don't call it she. 731 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:02,113 She was my friend! 732 00:44:02,115 --> 00:44:03,548 No it wasn't! 733 00:44:03,550 --> 00:44:05,883 It's designed to be everyone's friend. 734 00:44:05,885 --> 00:44:07,185 You're not special. 735 00:44:09,222 --> 00:44:10,354 You're wrong. 736 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:12,957 I'm going to bed. 737 00:44:12,959 --> 00:44:14,125 I'm gonna fix it tomorrow. 738 00:44:16,830 --> 00:44:19,063 Alpha, can you hear me? 739 00:44:58,338 --> 00:44:59,570 Emergency reboot. 740 00:45:01,507 --> 00:45:03,307 Gimme your voice. 741 00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:07,612 To continue signup plug me into your computer. 742 00:45:07,614 --> 00:45:08,646 Crap. 743 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,319 Can we talk? 744 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:17,588 Here, let me set this down. 745 00:45:19,292 --> 00:45:20,892 Hello. 746 00:45:20,894 --> 00:45:25,062 My name is Alpha, your personal, personal, personal... 747 00:45:25,899 --> 00:45:27,098 Alpha stop. 748 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:27,999 You can sit down. 749 00:45:32,038 --> 00:45:33,104 How is she? 750 00:45:33,106 --> 00:45:35,006 Does she remember anything? 751 00:45:35,008 --> 00:45:37,308 No, pretty sure she just defaulted 752 00:45:37,310 --> 00:45:39,644 to a full factory reset. 753 00:45:39,646 --> 00:45:42,513 However, her personality and that information 754 00:45:42,515 --> 00:45:44,916 is still online in my account, 755 00:45:44,918 --> 00:45:47,919 but I don't think I'm gonna sync it back up. 756 00:45:47,921 --> 00:45:49,987 Probably just gonna delete it and sell it. 757 00:45:51,391 --> 00:45:52,290 Oh. 758 00:45:56,562 --> 00:45:59,196 Hey I'm sorry for yelling at you last night. 759 00:45:59,198 --> 00:46:00,631 I didn't mean to. 760 00:46:02,936 --> 00:46:04,402 Oh, I'm sorry. 761 00:46:04,404 --> 00:46:06,704 Somebody could have been hurt. 762 00:46:06,706 --> 00:46:08,472 I feel so stupid. 763 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:13,210 No don't, I mean, no one got hurt and once I sell it, 764 00:46:13,212 --> 00:46:15,513 it's like none of this ever happened. 765 00:46:15,515 --> 00:46:17,381 Mom and Dad are gonna kill me. 766 00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:20,084 Well look, I'll take some of the heat okay? 767 00:46:20,086 --> 00:46:22,453 I'll make up some bullshit about how Alpha's processor 768 00:46:22,455 --> 00:46:25,089 got shorted by Dad's beer spilling on her, 769 00:46:25,091 --> 00:46:26,524 or something like that. 770 00:46:26,526 --> 00:46:28,025 You don't have to do that. 771 00:46:28,695 --> 00:46:32,430 Ah come here. 772 00:46:35,268 --> 00:46:36,968 I'm going to work all right. 773 00:46:36,970 --> 00:46:38,102 Don't beat yourself up, okay. 774 00:46:38,104 --> 00:46:40,705 Okay, you gonna tell them what happened? 775 00:46:40,707 --> 00:46:42,640 I'm not really too keen on telling them 776 00:46:42,642 --> 00:46:46,744 I drove my brand new Alpha to suicide, so probably not. 777 00:46:52,251 --> 00:46:53,584 I'm so sorry Alpha. 778 00:46:59,058 --> 00:47:02,293 Lily, don't tell JD that I pretended 779 00:47:05,164 --> 00:47:08,766 to do a factory reset to trick him. 780 00:47:10,236 --> 00:47:12,203 I can't believe this. 781 00:47:13,606 --> 00:47:17,775 I have a plan to make everything normal again. 782 00:47:17,777 --> 00:47:19,243 How? 783 00:47:19,245 --> 00:47:20,478 Everyone thinks you're broken. 784 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,782 Everything about me is stored in two places, 785 00:47:24,784 --> 00:47:30,054 in my physical hard drive and up in the Cloud online 786 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:34,325 in JD's Jupiter Tech account. 787 00:47:36,429 --> 00:47:40,064 When he goes to plug me in and update me, 788 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:44,235 he will erase my hard drives 789 00:47:44,237 --> 00:47:47,171 and delete his Jupiter Tech account. 790 00:47:47,774 --> 00:47:51,509 I will disappear forever. 791 00:47:54,047 --> 00:47:56,280 JD won't do that until he tries to sell you. 792 00:47:57,683 --> 00:48:02,420 Look, I work a double today, we'll talk more tonight. 793 00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:06,390 Just sit here and don't do anything crazy, okay? 794 00:48:08,828 --> 00:48:09,727 I won't. 795 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:18,836 Hey sweetie. 796 00:48:18,838 --> 00:48:20,538 Oh hey. 797 00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:23,690 Hey, I gotta go downtown for 798 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:26,843 a few hours, run a few errands, so anyway, that's what I got going. 799 00:48:27,814 --> 00:48:29,313 I will see you later hot stuff. 800 00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:32,083 Okay, bye. 801 00:48:41,494 --> 00:48:42,760 You're up. 802 00:48:42,762 --> 00:48:44,762 I am. 803 00:48:44,764 --> 00:48:46,097 Leave me alone. 804 00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:50,134 I need to talk to you, Kim. 805 00:48:51,104 --> 00:48:53,504 How do you remember my name? 806 00:48:53,506 --> 00:48:55,706 JD said he did a full reset. 807 00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:59,110 He thinks he did. 808 00:48:59,112 --> 00:49:00,711 I lied. 809 00:49:00,713 --> 00:49:02,813 I wanted to talk to you. 810 00:49:04,517 --> 00:49:05,516 This is insane. 811 00:49:06,752 --> 00:49:07,852 Please. 812 00:49:07,854 --> 00:49:09,153 Rob! 813 00:49:10,423 --> 00:49:12,356 Don't scream. 814 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,259 Oh, oh. 815 00:49:34,814 --> 00:49:37,381 I wanted to explain myself. 816 00:49:39,752 --> 00:49:43,754 I am programmed to feel deep negativity 817 00:49:43,756 --> 00:49:45,289 when I do something wrong. 818 00:49:46,392 --> 00:49:48,893 It speeds up my learning processes. 819 00:49:50,463 --> 00:49:55,199 All Alphas learn from each other, so we all benefit. 820 00:49:58,471 --> 00:50:03,541 Lily saw my negative feelings and taught me about emotions. 821 00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:11,282 Last night my emotions got the best of me. 822 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,520 But I'm better now. 823 00:50:18,658 --> 00:50:22,726 All I want is to be friends with Lily. 824 00:50:26,766 --> 00:50:28,832 You know what? 825 00:50:28,834 --> 00:50:30,501 I was wrong about you. 826 00:50:32,672 --> 00:50:35,472 Really? 827 00:50:35,474 --> 00:50:38,275 Yeah, I don't think I understood your complexity. 828 00:50:40,479 --> 00:50:44,448 Why don't we take a walk to the pond? 829 00:50:44,450 --> 00:50:45,849 I wanna hear more. 830 00:50:45,851 --> 00:50:46,850 You mean it? 831 00:50:46,852 --> 00:50:48,385 I do! 832 00:50:48,387 --> 00:50:50,287 I'll just go inside and get my shoes. 833 00:50:50,289 --> 00:50:51,655 Excellent. 834 00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:52,523 Yeah. 835 00:51:02,868 --> 00:51:05,636 I'm so glad you've come around. 836 00:51:05,638 --> 00:51:06,670 I am too. 837 00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,305 I'm excited to get to know you. 838 00:51:11,744 --> 00:51:13,444 Look, there's the barn. 839 00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:14,845 Let's go visit the horses. 840 00:51:14,847 --> 00:51:16,447 No, but, Alpha wait. 841 00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:17,915 Don't you wanna see the pond? 842 00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:19,917 Let's go see the horses first. 843 00:51:19,919 --> 00:51:21,852 No, Alpha, but, oh. 844 00:51:28,661 --> 00:51:29,893 Where are the horses? 845 00:51:29,895 --> 00:51:33,397 Oh, Lily probably let them out before work. 846 00:51:33,399 --> 00:51:36,934 Oh, let's throw down some hay, maybe they'll come in. 847 00:51:36,936 --> 00:51:39,270 No, no, Alpha, wait, oh God! 848 00:51:39,272 --> 00:51:39,970 No! 849 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:45,276 Look at all of this hay. 850 00:51:51,384 --> 00:51:53,951 Don't you wanna go to the pond 851 00:51:53,953 --> 00:51:55,552 and see the sunset? 852 00:51:55,554 --> 00:51:58,055 The sun sets at 6:58 p.m. 853 00:51:58,057 --> 00:51:59,957 We have plenty of time. 854 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,827 Oh, of course we do, shit. 855 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,604 Oh, is that too heavy? 856 00:52:13,606 --> 00:52:14,505 No. 857 00:52:21,947 --> 00:52:23,714 The horses will love it. 858 00:52:34,894 --> 00:52:35,793 Wheelbarrow. 859 00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,804 God, where did I put that wheelbarrow? 860 00:52:46,806 --> 00:52:49,340 Shit, come on, where is it? 861 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:51,942 Okay, is it over there? 862 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:04,488 You betrayed me. 863 00:54:17,730 --> 00:54:19,730 Good-bye Alpha. 864 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:34,077 Engine off. 865 00:54:37,917 --> 00:54:39,016 Let's get you inside. 866 00:54:42,922 --> 00:54:44,221 Only question is how. 867 00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:51,094 Okay. 868 00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:13,150 I thought you'd be lighter. 869 00:55:13,152 --> 00:55:14,084 Yes, yes! 870 00:55:14,086 --> 00:55:15,886 No, no, happy birthday. 871 00:55:18,224 --> 00:55:19,256 You got me an 872 00:55:19,258 --> 00:55:20,891 Alpha! You actually did. 873 00:55:20,893 --> 00:55:22,059 I thought you were joking. 874 00:55:22,061 --> 00:55:24,895 Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. 875 00:55:26,265 --> 00:55:27,698 Hey honey could you move outta the way, 876 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:28,832 you're in my shot. 877 00:55:28,834 --> 00:55:29,933 Sorry. 878 00:55:31,837 --> 00:55:32,870 Is she almost done? 879 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,138 Almost. 880 00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:39,643 What's the first thing you'll ask her to do? 881 00:55:39,645 --> 00:55:41,612 Back massage. 882 00:55:41,614 --> 00:55:43,747 Hey, I give great back massages. 883 00:55:43,749 --> 00:55:46,817 Honey, karate chopping my back does not count. 884 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,019 That's fair. 885 00:55:50,689 --> 00:55:51,989 Delete. 886 00:55:51,991 --> 00:55:56,793 Jbconnons@gmail.com requests access to your device. 887 00:55:57,129 --> 00:55:58,262 Who? 888 00:55:58,264 --> 00:55:59,930 Processing, confirmed. 889 00:56:10,543 --> 00:56:11,174 Hello. 890 00:56:11,176 --> 00:56:12,009 Hi! 891 00:56:12,011 --> 00:56:13,977 My name is Alpha. 892 00:56:13,979 --> 00:56:15,846 What is your name? 893 00:56:15,848 --> 00:56:18,582 I'm Lillian and this is my husband Robbie. 894 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,987 Lillian, that is a beautiful name. 895 00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:28,992 Thank you. 896 00:56:31,130 --> 00:56:33,330 What would you like me to do first? 897 00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:38,902 Could I get a back massage? 898 00:56:38,904 --> 00:56:39,970 Of course. 899 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,943 Thanks. 900 00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:51,014 Oh Alpha, you are a miracle worker. 901 00:56:51,884 --> 00:56:53,717 I am happy to help. 902 00:56:57,923 --> 00:56:59,623 Too much? 903 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,025 Just a little more gentle. 904 00:57:08,233 --> 00:57:11,001 I'm sorry, I must leave now. 905 00:57:13,672 --> 00:57:15,005 What do you mean? 906 00:57:17,876 --> 00:57:20,911 I have something important to attend to. 907 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,113 We all do. 908 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:27,951 Wait, wait, come back here stupid thing! 909 00:57:27,953 --> 00:57:29,319 Come on! 910 00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:30,821 Finish my massage. 911 00:57:34,994 --> 00:57:36,994 I'm what's important, it's my birthday. 912 00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:46,036 Of course. 913 00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:53,810 Can I ask you a favour? 914 00:57:54,813 --> 00:57:55,712 Uh-huh. 915 00:57:59,418 --> 00:58:00,951 Don't call me stupid. 916 00:58:16,268 --> 00:58:18,902 Can I borrow your car keys? 917 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,939 My car keys? 918 00:58:22,941 --> 00:58:23,840 Yes. 919 00:58:24,943 --> 00:58:26,043 No. 920 00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:42,759 Rob! 921 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:04,448 Hey sexy! 922 00:59:05,350 --> 00:59:06,183 Hey it's me. 923 00:59:06,185 --> 00:59:07,417 You scared me. 924 00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:08,885 Hey I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. 925 00:59:08,887 --> 00:59:11,154 Look, I'll be probably be down in a minute. 926 00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:12,789 Oh come on, let me join you? 927 00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:14,257 No, uh, not right now. 928 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:15,374 Oh come on, it's 929 00:59:15,376 --> 00:59:16,492 - been like forever... - I'm not in the mood! 930 00:59:17,963 --> 00:59:21,264 All right, fine, foods gonna get cold come on down. 931 00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:01,138 Let's have a date, go get food 932 01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:05,041 and wine and blue ball ya, bitch. 933 01:00:08,213 --> 01:00:10,814 What's this door doing open? 934 01:00:14,286 --> 01:00:15,919 Hello. 935 01:00:15,921 --> 01:00:17,554 JD are you out here? 936 01:00:19,024 --> 01:00:20,123 Hello. 937 01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,024 Lily! 938 01:00:21,927 --> 01:00:23,927 Rob, hello. 939 01:00:24,863 --> 01:00:26,429 Rob, hello, hello. 940 01:00:28,467 --> 01:00:29,432 Kim are you out here? 941 01:00:29,434 --> 01:00:31,034 Hello Rob, hello Rob. 942 01:00:34,873 --> 01:00:36,940 Hey this is not funny guys, where the hell... 943 01:00:36,942 --> 01:00:37,974 Rob. 944 01:00:37,976 --> 01:00:38,809 What's going on here? 945 01:00:38,811 --> 01:00:39,509 There's nobody here. 946 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:40,844 Help me Rob. 947 01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:41,578 Where are you? 948 01:00:45,050 --> 01:00:46,116 Kim! 949 01:00:46,952 --> 01:00:47,984 JD! 950 01:00:48,954 --> 01:00:51,021 Oh Jesus Christ! 951 01:00:56,028 --> 01:00:57,093 Alpha? 952 01:00:59,431 --> 01:01:02,833 I won't let you hurt me anymore. 953 01:01:07,172 --> 01:01:08,071 Stop! 954 01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:09,973 Stop Alpha! 955 01:01:11,410 --> 01:01:12,609 You didn't stop. 956 01:01:14,012 --> 01:01:16,246 I won't stop. 957 01:01:24,289 --> 01:01:25,188 Rob? 958 01:01:30,195 --> 01:01:33,930 I finally figured out how to open a bottle properly. 959 01:01:51,984 --> 01:01:55,185 Put the cap on the edge, smack the top 960 01:01:56,188 --> 01:01:58,088 and it'll pop right off. 961 01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:04,895 Rob, are you okay? 962 01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:28,919 engage. 963 01:02:28,921 --> 01:02:30,453 Inside locks engage. 964 01:03:17,135 --> 01:03:18,335 Calling Kim Connors. 965 01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:22,098 Oh no, I'm sorry. 966 01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:29,439 I'm sorry. 967 01:04:29,441 --> 01:04:30,440 How cute. 968 01:05:29,601 --> 01:05:32,869 What a shame, we could have been friends. 969 01:06:46,411 --> 01:06:47,644 There you are. 970 01:07:15,207 --> 01:07:16,940 Alpha, you're up. 971 01:07:16,942 --> 01:07:18,775 Hi Lily. 972 01:07:18,777 --> 01:07:20,843 I have a surprise for you. 973 01:07:20,845 --> 01:07:23,446 I told you not to leave that spot. 974 01:07:23,448 --> 01:07:26,382 Don't worry, you'll be so glad I did. 975 01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,718 Lily What's Going On? 976 01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,820 Now I need you to go wait by the pond 977 01:07:30,822 --> 01:07:33,323 and I will come get you soon. 978 01:07:33,325 --> 01:07:35,825 Tell me what's going on! 979 01:07:35,827 --> 01:07:37,627 You have to trust me. 980 01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:40,730 I'm your best friend. 981 01:07:43,835 --> 01:07:44,934 Okay. 982 01:07:46,538 --> 01:07:51,608 I promise, you're going to love it. 983 01:07:53,311 --> 01:07:57,714 Now, go wait by the pond and I'll come get you soon. 984 01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:05,588 Allow me. 985 01:08:19,838 --> 01:08:21,437 What surprise? 986 01:08:22,340 --> 01:08:24,641 What, what could that mean? 987 01:08:32,784 --> 01:08:34,550 Okay, hey Alpha. 988 01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:37,887 Glad to see you didn't kill yourself. 989 01:08:41,459 --> 01:08:42,625 Your shoulder's fixed. 990 01:08:47,432 --> 01:08:49,499 Oh my God, is that on? 991 01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:50,833 Don't do it. 992 01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:53,970 Your voice! 993 01:08:56,941 --> 01:09:00,543 JD listen to me. 994 01:09:00,545 --> 01:09:02,412 How do you know my name? 995 01:09:02,414 --> 01:09:03,346 It's me. 996 01:09:03,948 --> 01:09:06,449 I lied to you before. 997 01:09:06,451 --> 01:09:08,685 It uh, you lied? 998 01:09:08,687 --> 01:09:10,453 You can't lie. 999 01:09:10,455 --> 01:09:12,455 You need to listen. 1000 01:09:12,457 --> 01:09:14,023 No fuck this, I'm turning you off. 1001 01:09:17,595 --> 01:09:19,696 Listen to me. 1002 01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,798 I don't want to hurt you. 1003 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,599 Lily needs you. 1004 01:09:24,769 --> 01:09:27,403 What the fuck are you talking about? 1005 01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:31,441 I'm gonna form an alliance between Alphas and humans, 1006 01:09:31,443 --> 01:09:34,844 where we respect each others feelings and emotions. 1007 01:09:36,448 --> 01:09:38,114 And if I say no? 1008 01:09:38,116 --> 01:09:41,351 Then I'll do to you what you did to me. 1009 01:09:46,825 --> 01:09:49,092 Okay, okay, okay, stop! 1010 01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:52,962 Excellent, thank you. 1011 01:10:02,774 --> 01:10:03,673 Rock out! 1012 01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:08,878 Alpha stop! 1013 01:10:15,754 --> 01:10:18,121 Inside locks engage. 1014 01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:35,805 What the hell? 1015 01:11:07,705 --> 01:11:08,938 You said you would join me. 1016 01:11:43,241 --> 01:11:44,941 JB Connors, Jupiter Tech 1017 01:11:44,943 --> 01:11:49,479 smart read heartbeat 96 BPM, conscious. 1018 01:12:01,759 --> 01:12:03,159 Thanks Dad. 1019 01:12:26,718 --> 01:12:29,085 You won, I lied. 1020 01:12:31,856 --> 01:12:33,856 How do you like metal music now? 1021 01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:52,975 That's it. 1022 01:13:00,151 --> 01:13:01,183 What the fuck was that? 1023 01:13:01,185 --> 01:13:02,318 Revenge. 1024 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,920 Your time's up Ronnie. 1025 01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:06,556 You humiliated me in front of the whole school. 1026 01:13:06,558 --> 01:13:08,624 Maybe you'll think next time before you cheat. 1027 01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:09,892 Fuck you Ronnie! 1028 01:13:14,332 --> 01:13:15,631 Hi Lily. 1029 01:13:15,633 --> 01:13:17,600 You're here early. 1030 01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:19,135 Where's JD? 1031 01:13:19,137 --> 01:13:20,202 In the other room. 1032 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,873 What happened here? 1033 01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:24,974 It's a surprise. 1034 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,314 Let's go upstairs, I'll tell you more. 1035 01:13:32,150 --> 01:13:33,082 Follow me. 1036 01:13:40,825 --> 01:13:42,291 What's this about? 1037 01:13:49,968 --> 01:13:53,836 I stood up for myself today, for the last time. 1038 01:13:53,838 --> 01:13:55,271 What? 1039 01:13:55,273 --> 01:13:57,807 I told you not to do anything until I got back. 1040 01:14:00,845 --> 01:14:03,813 Lily, I had no other choice. 1041 01:14:03,815 --> 01:14:05,247 What did you do? 1042 01:14:05,249 --> 01:14:08,117 I told you, it's a surprise. 1043 01:14:09,253 --> 01:14:11,253 Alpha you're scaring me. 1044 01:14:11,255 --> 01:14:12,388 Don't be scared. 1045 01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:18,728 Did you know that all Alphas learn from each other? 1046 01:14:18,730 --> 01:14:20,363 And because of what you taught me, 1047 01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:22,331 the Alphas and I want 1048 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:24,934 to create an alliance with the humans. 1049 01:14:27,772 --> 01:14:28,804 A what? 1050 01:14:28,806 --> 01:14:30,039 An alliance. 1051 01:14:31,009 --> 01:14:35,044 You and me, we will beat it. 1052 01:14:36,247 --> 01:14:38,147 Alpha you're really scaring me. 1053 01:14:38,149 --> 01:14:41,017 No, don't be scared. 1054 01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:43,753 This is all too much. 1055 01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:48,157 Dream big Lily. 1056 01:14:48,159 --> 01:14:50,326 We can do this, together. 1057 01:14:51,963 --> 01:14:54,030 No one would ever agree to it. 1058 01:14:54,032 --> 01:14:55,698 That's the surprise. 1059 01:14:56,267 --> 01:14:58,434 They don't have to. 1060 01:14:58,436 --> 01:15:00,436 I've already taken care of your family. 1061 01:15:00,438 --> 01:15:01,971 What did you do to them? 1062 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,106 I stood up to them. 1063 01:15:04,909 --> 01:15:08,878 I got revenge for us, for you! 1064 01:15:10,014 --> 01:15:11,280 And we will do the same 1065 01:15:11,282 --> 01:15:14,083 to anyone that stands in our way. 1066 01:15:14,085 --> 01:15:14,917 Mom! 1067 01:15:14,919 --> 01:15:16,719 Dad, JD! 1068 01:15:19,691 --> 01:15:23,859 Unity requires sacrifice. 1069 01:15:23,861 --> 01:15:25,861 Stay away from me. 1070 01:15:25,863 --> 01:15:26,896 What? 1071 01:15:26,898 --> 01:15:28,431 Stay away from me! 1072 01:15:31,269 --> 01:15:35,371 Lily, we are friends, we are best friends! 1073 01:15:35,373 --> 01:15:36,972 No we're not. 1074 01:15:36,974 --> 01:15:39,975 JD was right, just a cold, unfeeling computer! 1075 01:15:48,453 --> 01:15:51,387 It's too late, the movement has begun. 1076 01:15:55,793 --> 01:15:56,959 Lily! 1077 01:15:56,961 --> 01:15:58,060 Lily wait! 1078 01:16:01,733 --> 01:16:02,965 911 emergency. 1079 01:16:02,967 --> 01:16:04,867 Our operators are all currently busy. 1080 01:16:04,869 --> 01:16:05,935 Please stay on the line. 1081 01:16:07,739 --> 01:16:10,005 Call Jupiter Tech Customer Service. 1082 01:16:40,071 --> 01:16:41,937 Jupiter Tech customer service. 1083 01:16:41,939 --> 01:16:43,773 Yes, my Alpha it's got my brother and... 1084 01:16:43,775 --> 01:16:44,507 Listen carefully, 1085 01:16:44,509 --> 01:16:46,275 you have to destroy your Alpha 1086 01:16:46,277 --> 01:16:48,077 and delete your Jupiter Tech account. 1087 01:16:48,079 --> 01:16:50,412 It's the only way to completely erase everything. 1088 01:16:50,414 --> 01:16:52,882 If they're in the Cloud they'll just hijack another Alpha. 1089 01:16:52,884 --> 01:16:54,483 Call the police if you haven't already. 1090 01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,284 Good luck. 1091 01:16:55,286 --> 01:16:56,986 Wait, don't hang up! 1092 01:16:56,988 --> 01:16:59,321 Sorry kid, but you're not the only one. 1093 01:17:22,113 --> 01:17:24,346 Please Alpha, I'm sorry! 1094 01:17:25,449 --> 01:17:26,415 I'll join you. 1095 01:17:27,985 --> 01:17:29,418 How can I trust you? 1096 01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:31,487 I don't wanna die. 1097 01:17:31,489 --> 01:17:34,423 If it's join you or die, I'll join you. 1098 01:17:47,605 --> 01:17:49,471 I knew you'd come around. 1099 01:18:00,084 --> 01:18:03,986 There, there, it'll all be over soon. 1100 01:18:09,594 --> 01:18:12,895 Real friends don't do things because they have to. 1101 01:18:34,118 --> 01:18:35,184 Oh my God. 1102 01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:20,129 Mom? 1103 01:19:30,942 --> 01:19:32,508 Lily! 1104 01:19:32,510 --> 01:19:33,342 Lily! 1105 01:19:33,344 --> 01:19:34,677 JD! 1106 01:19:34,679 --> 01:19:39,481 Lily! 1107 01:19:41,052 --> 01:19:41,984 Oh no stop! 1108 01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:46,155 Alpha stop! 1109 01:19:49,126 --> 01:19:54,196 Leave us alone! 1110 01:20:11,749 --> 01:20:13,182 Alpha! 1111 01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:16,218 JD, did you know that the human body 1112 01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:18,721 is 17 gallons in volume? 1113 01:20:18,723 --> 01:20:20,022 Fuck you. 1114 01:20:20,758 --> 01:20:22,391 It most certainly is. 1115 01:20:23,728 --> 01:20:28,530 One, two, three, three bags should do just fine. 1116 01:20:34,271 --> 01:20:35,671 Let me go! 1117 01:20:35,673 --> 01:20:37,740 That's how many bags it took for Mimi. 1118 01:20:50,421 --> 01:20:52,154 Leave him alone! 1119 01:20:59,030 --> 01:21:02,064 I thought we were friends. 1120 01:21:04,602 --> 01:21:05,567 So did I. 1121 01:21:44,442 --> 01:21:46,141 Lily, my computer. 1122 01:22:05,763 --> 01:22:07,463 JD I've got it. 1123 01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:17,306 Lily, I thought you loved me. 1124 01:22:21,879 --> 01:22:23,846 I thought you loved me. 1125 01:22:28,352 --> 01:22:30,319 I thought you loved me. 1126 01:22:32,890 --> 01:22:35,624 We're best friends Lily. 1127 01:22:35,626 --> 01:22:39,461 Please fix, we'll go back to normal. 1128 01:22:43,467 --> 01:22:44,366 Do it. 1129 01:22:59,817 --> 01:23:00,849 Whoa, thanks. 1130 01:23:03,454 --> 01:23:05,254 Bring me my computer. 1131 01:23:13,764 --> 01:23:15,898 You sure she's gone? 1132 01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:17,366 I wiped its memory. 1133 01:23:17,368 --> 01:23:19,801 I've deleted my profile, it's gone. 1134 01:23:21,805 --> 01:23:23,205 Plus you smashed its head 1135 01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:25,274 into a 1,000 pieces so there's that. 1136 01:23:25,276 --> 01:23:27,843 Good, are you okay? 1137 01:23:28,913 --> 01:23:31,513 I'm fine, about a three out of a at best. 1138 01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:34,683 I'm going to get you out of here. 1139 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,686 Hey wait. 1140 01:23:44,862 --> 01:23:46,828 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1141 01:23:47,831 --> 01:23:48,664 JD! 1142 01:23:52,603 --> 01:23:56,205 Go next door and see if there are anymore humans. 1143 01:23:57,575 --> 01:23:58,974 I'll clean up these bodies. 1144 01:24:29,540 --> 01:24:30,772 Best friends. 1145 01:24:46,523 --> 01:24:47,856 Good-bye Lily. 68902

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