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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:04,505 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, my mom was obsessed with my birthday. 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,441 She always went over the top. And over that top. 3 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:09,343 So as I approached adulthood, I was hoping 4 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:11,279 for the biggest present of them all. 5 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,047 Get excited, Schmoopaloo. 6 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,316 Your gift is right behind that garage door. 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,918 Ooh! I need to know... Does it have wheels? 8 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,121 Maybe. And can it take me all over town? 9 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,022 Maybe. And when I pull up to school, 10 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:23,957 will the ladies lower their sunglasses and say, 11 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,759 with surprise, "Adam Goldberg?" 12 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:26,860 Definitely! 13 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,462 Ta-da! 14 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:29,963 A freakin' bike? 15 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:33,000 Where's my GMC Sierra Grande, as featured in The Fall Guy? 16 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,668 This is way better than a car. 17 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,004 ADULT ADAM: Fat chance. But then I laid eyes on my mom's 18 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,972 most over-the-top gift ever... 19 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,875 An exact replica of the bike from Pee-wee's Big Adventure! 20 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:43,644 You didn't. I did. 21 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,813 I'm officially the greatest mama in the world! 22 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,014 She really was. 23 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,317 Growing up, I was obsessed with Pee-wee Herman 24 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,851 and his wacky movie misadventures 25 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,087 tracking down his beloved beach cruiser. 26 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,488 Exhibit A! 27 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,657 A photograph of the victims. 28 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,826 My bike and me. 29 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,229 Yep, I could finally be zany like Pee-wee! 30 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,563 And I owed it all to my mom! 31 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:03,797 And there's more. 32 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,566 Oh! Pee-wee's finely tailored suit! 33 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:06,667 Oh! 34 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,068 Wagh! 35 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,237 Agh! (CHUCKLES) 36 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,404 Neat bike, Adam! 37 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:11,539 Thanks, Mrs. K! 38 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,640 Neat lawn! (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 39 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,007 Whoa! Is that Pee-wee's bike? 40 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,075 Sure is, Dave Kim! 41 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,877 Are you rolling your harp home? 42 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,912 I am! Your thing is way better! 43 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,749 Sweet ride, Goldnerd. Can I have it? 44 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:22,850 Not a chance! 45 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,185 Respect. You know what? 46 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:25,419 Sometimes you're pretty cool. 47 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:26,754 Yay! (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 48 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,456 (CHUCKLES) Oh! How was she? 49 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,258 I know I say this a lot, but honestly, this is 50 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,625 the first time I mean it... 51 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,361 I love you. I'll take it. 52 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:36,930 Now scoot your booty up and take your mama for a spin! 53 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,599 (GROANS) 54 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,168 * I'm twisted up inside 55 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:43,871 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 56 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,408 * I don't know the future 57 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:51,179 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 58 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,247 ADULT ADAM: It was March 25th, 1980 something, 59 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:56,217 and Erica had been taking college seriously all year. 60 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,419 With the exception of the campus parking regulations. 61 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,288 Are these all parking tickets? Yeah, they are. 62 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,323 That's why they're in the parking ticket drawer. 63 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,792 You've gotten a ticket in every illegal zone there is... 64 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,328 Red, yellow, blue. What's green? 65 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,662 That's for parking on grass. 66 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,631 But what was I supposed to do? There was no red curb. 67 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,266 You can't park in either! 68 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,601 My betrothed is a scofflaw! 69 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,303 Calm down, Jane Austen. 70 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,904 Campus parking tickets don't count. 71 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,038 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, they did. 72 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,807 Oh, no! Your car has a boot on it! 73 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,409 I can see that, Geoff! 74 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,143 $300 to get a boot off? 75 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:24,312 That can't be right. It is. 76 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,414 Your flagrant disregard for vehicular statutes 77 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,748 has rightly caught up to you. 78 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:28,816 Whose side are you on? 79 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:29,983 Is it wrong to say justice? 80 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,151 What the hell am I looking at? 81 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,886 Why is there a metal thingy on our car? 82 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,954 It's a bummer for you, dude. 83 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,122 You got a bunch of parking tickets 84 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,890 and have to pay a steep fine to get the boot off. 85 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,292 It's quite a lesson. But keep me posted. 86 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,261 Damn it! The details are foggy, 87 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,929 but it tracks with my careless nature. 88 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,431 Do not pawn this off on Barry. 89 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,666 Erica fought the campus law, and the campus law won. 90 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,000 Almost like the song! 91 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,102 (RATTLING) 92 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:50,938 Ugh! The boot people know what they're doing. 93 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,641 Just relax. I know how to fix this. 94 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,443 Daddy, I need a new car. 95 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:56,677 I don't know you. 96 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,178 I'll swear to it in a court of law. 97 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,914 Fine. But then I need $500 to fix the old one. 98 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,651 $500? What do you think, I'm Wink Martindale? 99 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,519 Is Wink Martindale famously rich? 100 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:08,456 That smiling bastard has crazy Tic-Tac-Dough money. 101 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,023 Then I guess if we had to cut corners 102 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:11,559 and our safety wasn't important to you... 103 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,361 It's not. ...then we could fix it for $300. 104 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,663 Damn it, fine! What's wrong with it, anyway? 105 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,698 Oh, pfft, you know, just the usual 106 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,667 "I got too many parking tickets and I got a boot put on, and it's no big deal." 107 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,535 A boot? You heard that? 108 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,337 You typically don't listen to a word I say. 109 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,105 When it comes to money, I hear everything. 110 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,408 I am not saving you from that boot. 111 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,209 You're gonna work it off here in the store. 112 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,679 Here? Blech! Nobody really works here, right? 113 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,347 You do. Starting now! 114 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:36,216 ADULT ADAM: So Erica had no choice but to take the job. 115 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,419 And turns out, she was kind of a natural. 116 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:41,322 The customers liked her and liked buying from her even more. 117 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,291 She sold recliners, sofa beds, 118 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,692 really anywhere you could put your butt. 119 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,060 Yep, she racked up the sales. 120 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:49,430 She even sold stuff no one knew the name of. 121 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,865 What in the world is a davenport? 122 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,434 Oh, that's just a fancy name for a couch. 123 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,568 But now we can charge double. 124 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,837 My little peanut is a selling machine. 125 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:57,905 What's your secret? 126 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,508 Oh, I'm using a tried and true sales technique... 127 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:01,675 Being helpful. 128 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,544 Hoo hoo! Who would've thunk? 129 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,513 Hey, this is for you. You've earned it. 130 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:06,714 Nine dollars? 131 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,016 Three dollars an hour for three hours. Nine dollars. 132 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,918 But it'll take me forever to get that boot off. 133 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,620 Also take these. Keys? (SIGHS) 134 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,622 Please say they're to a safe with more money in it. 135 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,723 No, they're for the store. 136 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,025 You did good work today. I'm proud of you. 137 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,961 Huh. Keys. I've never gotten keys. 138 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,163 When your family's on vacation, we just stay closed. 139 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,732 Way to go, Erica! 140 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,234 ADULT ADAM: While my dad was teaching Erica the value of a dollar, 141 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,037 I was starting to realize the real value of my bike. 142 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,605 Look at this! 143 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,507 Someone loves his new bike, 144 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,776 and he loves the person that gave it to him even more. 145 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,578 That's your takeaway from the boy 146 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,713 rubbing the thing up with a shammy? 147 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,382 Oh, this is no shammy. 148 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,216 This is a microfiber cleaning cloth. 149 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,918 It restores a bike's natural luster 150 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,356 without causing what we in the paint game call "impact crackle." 151 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,424 What are you talking about? I think he's cleaning it. 152 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,125 Well, now that it's all sparkly, 153 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,395 why don't take it back out, jump some puddles? 154 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,229 Puddles? No, no, no, no, no. 155 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:58,799 It was a huge mistake to ride it. Never again. 156 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,100 Never again? 157 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,737 But I saw your face, you've never looked happier. 158 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,806 But I wasn't considering the harmful elements. 159 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,942 We're talking fire, water, earth. 160 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,278 Not to mention the deadliest of all... Air. 161 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,846 You're worried about air? 162 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:17,418 Dust, smoke, dirt, soot, unknown particulates, pollen... 163 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,553 That one's had a target on my back for a while. 164 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:20,954 But it's fun. (BICYCLE BELL RINGS) 165 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,022 (GASPS) Careful! 166 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,658 The glands in your fingers secrete harmful oils! 167 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:25,826 Adam, it's a bike. 168 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,895 I think you're being a tad overprotective. 169 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,464 The hell's that? 170 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,165 It looks like a see-through box. 171 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,502 Good eye. It's a protective Lucite case. 172 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:38,472 Ideally, I'd have it in what the CDC calls a "clean room." 173 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,274 But this'll have to do until those paper pushers call me back. 174 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,276 But you have to ride it. 175 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,178 And plus, it clogs up the whole room. 176 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,580 It doesn't leave a lot of space for dancing, 177 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,315 but at least I know she's safe. 178 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,450 Safe from what? 179 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,951 I bought it for you to play with, 180 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,119 like all your other toys. 181 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,522 But I am treating it like all my other toys. 182 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,623 Behold! 183 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,024 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 184 00:05:57,057 --> 00:06:01,194 Look at that. All his Starboys and GI Jims are in little prisons. 185 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,330 You know it! I'm off. 186 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,598 No one touch the thermostat. 187 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:07,300 The best protection against temperature is vigilance. 188 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,037 When did he start boxing up his toys 189 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,672 like it's the world's saddest museum? 190 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,741 I guess he likes looking at 'em now 191 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,208 more than playing with them. 192 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,977 But he's my schmoo. He loves to play. 193 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,613 Bevy, no one stays a kid forever. 194 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,981 That's it! 195 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,983 I'll make him stay a kid forever! 196 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,317 I'm not gonna stop you. 197 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,319 I've learned to conserve my energy. 198 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,288 I'm not just gonna give him Pee-wee's bike. 199 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,357 I'm gonna give him the whole damn adventure! 200 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,325 The rantings of a lunatic. 201 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,393 But have a ball. 202 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,629 Again, I'm tired. 203 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,632 ADULT ADAM: And so, in an effort to keep my childlike wonder alive, 204 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:41,635 my mom pulled a move straight out of the Pee-wee playbook. 205 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,704 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 206 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,105 Somebody stole my bike! 207 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,108 Oh, no! Who would commit such a heinous act? 208 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,043 Best guess, a crazy person. 209 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,480 We can't just sit here! We gotta get it back! 210 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,915 Yes, we do. Well, sounds like we're in for an adventure. 211 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,751 A big adventure. 212 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,687 A Pee-wee's big adventure. 213 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,388 That's a weird way to put it, but sure! 214 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,123 I'll go draw up a list of suspects. 215 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,692 Know what's suspect? 216 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,059 Your parenting style. 217 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,428 What mother steals her son's bike? 218 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:12,199 A mother who wants her boy to relive the magic of the movie. 219 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,101 Once he experiences that joy, 220 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,969 he'll be certain to jump on that bike again. 221 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:18,271 I-I'm just gonna sit here. (CHUCKLES) 222 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,741 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was tricking me into being a kid again, 223 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,511 living without a car was proving to be tricky for Barry. 224 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,412 I can't ride the bus anymore. 225 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,980 Do you know what kinda people are on there? 226 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,949 A delightful cross section of our great city? 227 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,284 It's a rolling caravan of monsters! 228 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,753 Oh, that's not entirely fair, man. 229 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,989 What's not fair is having someone cough soup on you. 230 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,625 So you're making friends. Good for you. 231 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,760 Don't! Okay? You got our car booted, 232 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,629 and now I have to sit next to a lady 233 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,331 with an animal in her lap I don't even recognize. 234 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,867 It has the qualities of a squirrel but the face of baby. 235 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,936 That can't be real. You want to know what's real? 236 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:53,541 A man with a unibrow didn't break eye contact with me for over an hour. 237 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,308 "Why are you smiling, sir? 238 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,110 "And where are you going with all that fish?" 239 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,746 We get it, you're not a bus guy. 240 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,981 But there's nothing I can do about it at three dollars an hour. 241 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,150 I would kill for three dollars an hour! 242 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,986 You know I bust my ass making latte foam art? 243 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,788 And then the coffee shop owner Ryan comes in 244 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,456 rocking a new pair of British Knights every week. 245 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,259 British Knights? The sporty footwear of medieval royals? 246 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,360 We should rob this Ryan guy. 247 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:15,195 Or we could open our own coffee shop. 248 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,631 Yes. We'll destroy Ryan that way. 249 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,466 Great. All we need now are two things... 250 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,734 Coffee and a shop. 251 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,369 Well, we've got the Ottoman Empire. 252 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,304 Yeah, right, dummy. Like Dad would ever let us. 253 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,040 He'll never know. It'll be an after-hours coffee shop. 254 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,677 Oh, no! My lighthearted attempt to be part of the conversation 255 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,178 is fueling Barry's darkest instincts! 256 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,446 Yeah, it is! We'll have everything we need... 257 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,817 Couches, a coffee machine in the break room, and the keys. 258 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,251 No way. Too risky. 259 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:41,822 But it's the quickest way to get the boot off and me off the bus. 260 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,390 People shave on there. 261 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,592 And not just their faces. 262 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,194 I'm kinda liking this coffee shop idea. 263 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,395 All right, fine. 264 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,030 But we have to be super careful about it 265 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,331 and cover everything in plastic and... 266 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,633 Then it's decided! 267 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,367 The Ottoman Empire will become... 268 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,636 The Empire Lounge! 269 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,404 Wow. Where did all these people come from? 270 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,840 Who cares? We're making money hand over fist. 271 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,341 Pla-ding! Pla-ding? 272 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,710 Yeah, it's the cash register sound. 273 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,177 I think you mean cha-ching. 274 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,378 It's a good thing you got your looks. 275 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,980 Anyway... Pla-ding! 276 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,382 $14? This is just fanning money. 277 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,483 Here's the rest. 278 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:11,785 Holy crap! Pla-ding! 279 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,086 Think of what we can do with this! 280 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,554 Yeah, like get the boot off the car. 281 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,224 Think bigger. We can get two boots off the car. 282 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,192 ADULT ADAM: As Erica had solved her car issues, 283 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,629 I was about to solve a case of my own. 284 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,231 Exhibit A... A photograph of the victims. 285 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,099 My bike and me. 286 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,035 Exhibit B... Another photograph. 287 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,169 What's wrong here? 288 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,971 I'm not at home, making dinner for my family? 289 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,072 Aha! 290 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,374 The first one to speak always did it. 291 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,543 Did what? I just came over because Bev told me 292 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,078 she was returning my standing mixer. 293 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,113 Ginzy, please. That thing is long gone. 294 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,282 (WHISPERING) Is there something you'd like to share 295 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,751 with the rest of us, Emmy Mirsky? 296 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,152 I was wondering what we're doing here. 297 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,721 My bike was stolen! And one of you did it! 298 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,257 (WHISPERING) Yes! This is going better than I could've ever imagined. 299 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,159 Let's review the facts. 300 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,427 The thief had to have access to my room 301 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,096 and know all my movements. 302 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,865 And they had the key to the master lock 303 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:00,167 that only me and my mom possess. 304 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,568 Just going out on a limb here, 305 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,203 but Beverly definitely took your bike. 306 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,772 That makes sense. Yeah, I thought that 307 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,373 before I even knew what this was about. 308 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,308 Mama! Did you take my bike? 309 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,409 It was Dave Kim! 310 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,878 No, it wasn't! 311 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,313 I saw it. He slipped in through the chimney like a turtlenecked Santa. 312 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,783 Enough. She did it, Adam! 313 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:20,020 For some reason, she wanted to give you Pee-pee's big excursion. 314 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,790 Fine! It was me! But wasn't this fun? 315 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:23,957 No. Balls! 316 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,626 I should have known! Take me to my bike now, woman! 317 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,096 Well, it was right here, and now it's not. 318 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,731 Someone actually stole it? 319 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,332 Who would do such a thing? 320 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,134 And yes, I see what I did there! 321 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,570 ADULT ADAM: Hoping to keep me a kid at heart, 322 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,507 my mom had taken My most prized possession, my Pee-wee bike. 323 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,042 But then someone stole it for real. 324 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,912 Schmoopy, I know you're upset, but I actually think 325 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,114 this is a fun wrinkle to our adventure. 326 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,281 Fun wrinkle? 327 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,284 This isn't something you can slather your Oil of Olay on! 328 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,353 Our most valuable asset is out in the world! 329 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,956 And that's why we're in the park... To get it back. 330 00:10:55,989 --> 00:11:00,093 Surely, the filthy BMX community will champion your cause. 331 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,361 Locals only. 332 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,097 Johnny Atkins? It's me. Adam Goldberg. 333 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,799 I have pretty severe face blindness. 334 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,935 I have to stitch together noises and shapes and... 335 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,469 Hey, your hot mom. 336 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,072 Hello, Jonathan. Have you seen this bike? 337 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,373 Looks familiar. ADAM: It does? 338 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,642 You know something, don't you? Where is it? 339 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,145 Yeah, I'm inclined to help you find your Pee-wee bike, 340 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,980 but I'm gonna need a favor first. 341 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,115 Name it. You gotta do the Tequila dance from the movie. 342 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,017 What? No way. Way. 343 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,086 And I'm gonna need your foxy mama to do it, too. 344 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,721 Oh, no! We are not dancing for you! 345 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,256 Come on. It'll be fun, sweetie. 346 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,325 And hey, look! I'm already on the picnic table. 347 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,827 Cheggit. Your mom's on board. 348 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,563 Better get up there, too, or no bikey. 349 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,498 (THE CHAMPS' TEQUILA PLAYS) 350 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,168 ** 351 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,052 (LAUGHS) 352 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,656 BEVERLY AND JOHNNY: * Tequila! * 353 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,226 (LAUGHS) That was so much fun! 354 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,161 Do you have When a Man Loves a Woman? 355 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:11,031 No more mother-son dancing. Tell me where my bike is. 356 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,900 Lemme think about it. I swiped it. 357 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,201 You? Why? 358 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,537 I really liked it, I didn't have it, and so I took it. 359 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,840 In hindsight, I'm not sure I'm the hero in this story. 360 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,209 Grand...theft...bicycle! 361 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,710 I'm calling the cops, man! 362 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,012 No need to involve the cops, 363 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,914 especially since I stole the bike first. 364 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,148 What don't we have in common? 365 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,150 But now just point us to where the bike is. 366 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,551 I guess it's in that direction. 367 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,721 But way past those trees and there's, like, a bucolic glen 368 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,689 where the light dances on a pond. 369 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:39,026 We're not Hansel and Gretel! Say the place! 370 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:42,495 St. Vincent's. I felt guilty I swiped it, so I unloaded it on the nuns there. 371 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,763 They need it more than me. 372 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,232 Yeah, you know who needs it more than them? 373 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,367 Me! The guy who owns it! 374 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,971 Look at it this way, boopie, the adventure continues. 375 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,706 Does it continue? Frickin' yay! 376 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,175 Just get in the car! 377 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,177 As I had a promising lead on my wheels, 378 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,813 Barry and Erica finally got the boot off of theirs. 379 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,949 Sweet relief. We got our car back, 380 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,783 and now I never have to ride on a bus again. 381 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,752 What's wrong with the bus? Oh, I don't know. 382 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,954 Maybe 'cause I went three stops 383 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,288 as a stranger brushed my hair. 384 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,057 (SCOFFS) 385 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,559 I gotta admit, using the store worked out pretty well, 386 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,894 and Dad never had a clue. 387 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,595 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where do you think you're going? 388 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,197 The car's mine for the next week 389 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,365 to make up for your boot time. 390 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,133 But I gotta go quit and give Dad his keys back. 391 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,435 What? You can't quit! We need those keys! 392 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,304 Our lucrative business is just taking off. 393 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,306 Barry, the boot's gone. We're done. 394 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,641 Oh, we're just getting started, baby. 395 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:29,943 Baby? (CHUCKLING) Yeah. 396 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,012 That's the way nightlife impresarios talk. 397 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,281 They pepper in "babies," "muffins," "pretty mamas," 398 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,116 and my personal favorite... "Jennifer." 399 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,217 What are you talking about? 400 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,853 I'm talking about keeping the coffee shop open. 401 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:43,323 But instead, it's the Atlantic seaboard's hottest nightclub. 402 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,424 Absolutely not. 403 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,426 This is Dad's livelihood we're talking about. 404 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,396 We made more money than Dad ever has in one day. 405 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,597 I mean, who doesn't like money? 406 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,799 Ugly, stupid people who can't buy stuff. 407 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,802 But if you do this, you'll be dripping in... 408 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,137 Diamonds? Better! 409 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,472 Butter. When you're eating lobster every night. 410 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,574 Gross. I don't want buttery lobster meat every night. 411 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:05,145 Then perhaps you'll like the finest timepieces known to man. 412 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,813 Swatch. I already have two of those. 413 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,148 Ah, how would you like 200? 414 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,616 I wouldn't. That's too many. 415 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,484 You're absolutely terrible at selling wealth. 416 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,887 So we're doing it? Fine. But just one more night. 417 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,455 And nothing can happen to Dad's store. 418 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:16,589 A reluctant "fine." 419 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,825 What every business partner wants to hear. 420 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,860 Thanks again. Come back soon. 421 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,729 There's my Employee of the Week! 422 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,265 Wow, my 14-year streak is over 423 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,067 'cause your daughter sold a table lamp. 424 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,535 All good things must come to an end. 425 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,037 But what do you say you guys shake a leg out of here 426 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,338 and I'll do the rest? VIC: Lovely. 427 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,175 Nothing like having a light shone on how unessential I am. 428 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,443 Toodle-oo! 429 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,678 MURRAY: You're really doing a number on Vic's noodle. 430 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,880 But I gotta say it's been great having you here. 431 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,882 Dad, you don't have to say that. I do. 432 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,051 Since you've gone off to college, 433 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,153 we've barely spent any time together. 434 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,321 But I have to say, it's been a joy seeing 435 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,457 what a delightful young woman you've become. 436 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,759 Wow. That's might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 437 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,694 You sure you don't want to call me a moron or something? 438 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,696 Why would I? You're finally not one. 439 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,165 (SMOOCHES) 440 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,367 Damn it. That was so warm and touching. 441 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,701 It's almost like you care. 442 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,370 Yeah, I guess I almost do. 443 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,939 ADULT ADAM: As Erica was wondering if she'd lost her way, 444 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,641 I was headed down the right path. To church. 445 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,177 (GASPS) There she is! 446 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,711 (HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS) 447 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,313 Excuse me. May I help you? 448 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,415 Oh, it's okay, Sister. That's my son's bike. 449 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,485 Sorry, but once it's donated, it's property of the parish. 450 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,552 It's God's bike now. 451 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,088 Well, does God have a receipt? 452 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,689 God needs no receipts. 453 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,558 You know what? You are a very mean lady. 454 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,094 I know you are, but what am I? 455 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,361 ADAM: Just let me explain. 456 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,397 See, my mom got me this bike, then she stole it, 457 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,831 and then someone stole it from her, 458 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,600 and then we did a wildly embarrassing dance 459 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,302 in front of a bunch of BMX bikers. 460 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,238 That brought us here. You're messing with the wrong sister, mister. 461 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,506 Okay. 462 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,774 In that moment, I did something I'm not proud of. 463 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,243 Well, I'm kind of proud of it. 464 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,313 Yes, my little Pee-wee! Ride! Ride like the wind! 465 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,282 This is why we got the bike in the first place! 466 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,451 Don't root for me! I'm still mad at you! 467 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,887 And just like Pee-wee, I was off to lead dozens of authority figures 468 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,589 on the most epic chase ever! 469 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,592 Or...not. 470 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,893 BEVERLY: Adam, are you okay? 471 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:04,097 Let Mama's magical kisses heal your broken bones. 472 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,166 Get away from me! You can't fix this! 473 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,300 Look at my bike! 474 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,636 I'm so sorry. 475 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,271 Thanks for the birthday gift. 476 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,707 While my mom's big adventure to keep me young at heart was a big failure, 477 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,277 the Empire Lounge was turning into a huge success. 478 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,446 Holy crap! This place is packed! 479 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,348 I know. They're using throw pillows to actually throw. 480 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,351 Whoo! The Empire Lounge is almost at full capacity. 481 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,620 But don't worry. Naked Rob is only letting in nines and above. 482 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,022 Barry, is that a pencil mustache? 483 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,357 I'm trying out a new persona... 484 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,893 I'm club owner and Jai Alai enthusiast Barry Mexico. 485 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,328 What a fun and lazy character name. 486 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,763 Was it your first thought? You know it! 487 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,132 Barry Mexico gets down to business. 488 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,733 You need to get all these people out of here. 489 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,102 They're all over Dad's furniture. 490 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,003 It's Cinco de Mayo somewhere. It's really not. 491 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,439 (GASPS) Oh, no! 492 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,109 Dad's shoddily made furniture is falling apart. 493 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,312 No, it's not! It's affordable, modern, and stylish! 494 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,314 Damn it, I have pride in this establishment! 495 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,283 We're out of coffee. And... "Not coffee." 496 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,584 You're serving alcohol? 497 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,752 Come on, you can't have an illegal after-hours nightclub 498 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,020 without some hooch. 499 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,390 We're all going to jail! Where I will totally snitch to survive! 500 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,857 None of you are safe! You all did it! 501 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,959 Look what you did! Geoff's a rat now! 502 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,061 This couldn't get any worse! 503 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,329 What the hell's going on here? 504 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,763 And yet it did! Aah! 505 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,300 You two are in big trouble! Especially you! 506 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,667 Me? This was Barry's idea! 507 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,703 Who's Barry? I'm Barry Mexico. 508 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,405 You listened to this moron? 509 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,641 No, I gave you the keys. You were responsible. 510 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,076 Daddy... Don't you "Daddy" me. 511 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,245 I thought you'd grown up, but I was wrong. 512 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,748 You're still the same moron that I always thought you were. 513 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,187 ADULT ADAM: To repair my bike and our relationship, 514 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,622 my mom turned to a pro. 515 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,190 Thank you for coming, Jonathan. 516 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,792 I couldn't think of another person who could fix this. 517 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,095 Damn. I thought it was gonna be a box of kittens, 518 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,396 but that's just a messed-up bike. 519 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,064 And you're going to fix it. 520 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,700 Since you stole it from me after I stole it from Adam, 521 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,169 who later stole it from some nuns. 522 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,903 What an unlikely journey. 523 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,206 Sounds like Johnny's back is against the wall. 524 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,875 Lucky for you, that's when I shine. 525 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,110 Get me all your husband's tools. 526 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,546 He has none. Get me all your neighbor's husband's tools. 527 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,748 ADULT ADAM: And so Johnny got to work. 528 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,584 My mom hoped that all that welding, whacking, fusing, 529 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,586 soldering, wrenching, and different whacking 530 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,389 would restore my birthday gift to its true Pee-wee form. 531 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,258 What the (BLEEP) is this? It didn't. 532 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,460 This came out way better than I thought it would. 533 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,794 This was a big mistake. 534 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,464 The important thing is, I tried my best and had a good time. 535 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,599 ADULT ADAM: With that, my mom was out of options, 536 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,101 except, of course, taking it to an actual repair shop. 537 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,470 BEVERLY: Look what I got! 538 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,173 The bike is fixed, and so is our relationship. 539 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,707 Yay! Everything's back to the way it was. 540 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,276 No. It isn't. 541 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,711 My Pee-wee bike has been completely rebuilt. 542 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:32,912 It's worthless. 543 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,414 Well, maybe to some collector. 544 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,283 But now you can actually ride it. 545 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,917 Why do you want me to ride it so bad? 546 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,020 Because it made me sad that you don't play with your toys anymore. 547 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,655 They shouldn't be locked away. 548 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,624 You need to find your joy for them again. 549 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,259 You mean play with them like a child? 550 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,327 Mom, I'm not anymore. 551 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,628 I know. 552 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,230 But you're growing up too fast. 553 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,298 I mean, what is the hurry? 554 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,499 Gah! 555 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,667 I get it! You never want me to grow up! 556 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,636 Fine. I'm struggling with the fact 557 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,638 that my youngest baby is becoming a man. 558 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,073 But it's also true 559 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,109 that being an adult is overrated. 560 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:07,614 It's full of responsibility and stress and worry. 561 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,482 And you don't need that yet. 562 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,751 Mom, everyone goes through this. 563 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:12,819 I'm gonna be fine. 564 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,354 I know you will. 565 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,356 (THE PRIMITIVES' CRASH PLAYS) 566 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,991 I just hope that no matter how old you get, 567 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:22,128 there will always be a part of you that's still playful. 568 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,664 Actually, before I crashed into that truck, 569 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,433 it was pretty great riding this thing. 570 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,068 Well, there's no reason you can't feel that way again. 571 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:33,273 * Here you go, way too fast 572 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,775 * Don't slow down, you're gonna crash 573 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:36,976 Thanks, Mama. 574 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,945 * Watch your step 575 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,813 * Don't look out, gonna break your neck 576 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,549 You coming? 577 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,552 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about growing up... 578 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,520 It happens whether you're ready or not. 579 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,922 * So what do you want of me? 580 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,024 * Got no words of sympathy 581 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,125 What's this? 582 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,894 I was here all night cleaning up the mess I made. 583 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,796 Dad, I am so sorry. 584 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,966 I trashed your store, and, even worse, I broke your trust. 585 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,001 That's not even what really bothers me. 586 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,672 I just liked spending time with you. It was nice. 587 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,173 And I screwed it all up. 588 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,808 Things can be fixed. 589 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,645 Can they? Because I'd really like to pay for everything I broke. 590 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,482 But, more importantly, I'd like to fix us. 591 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,284 That might take some time. 592 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,518 I know. 593 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,019 But I have some. 594 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,954 Say, after class every day? 595 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,423 You still wanna work here? 596 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,591 If you still want me. 597 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,126 There are worse ways to spend my day. 598 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,563 * Na, na-na, na-na, na, na-na, na-na * 599 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,300 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes, parents worry we're never gonna grow up 600 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,035 or that we're growing up way too fast. 601 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,038 But you can't just pump the brakes on life. 602 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,140 So if you're willing to shift gears 603 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,543 and trust the people you love, 604 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,413 every day can be a big adventure. 605 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,881 ** 606 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,718 (AS PEE-WEE HERMAN) Hi! Hee ha ahh! 607 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,387 My name is... Ahh! Adam Goldberg! 608 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,156 (BELL DINGS) 609 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,291 (LAUGHS) 610 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,529 Oh, my God, I can't take it anymore! Why? 611 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,865 Since Dad took away the car, I have to ride the bus! 612 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,501 An old man showed me the bruise on his back! 613 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,202 It was like looking at the inside of a pomegranate. 614 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,438 That can't be right. Ew! 615 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,507 What's not right is how much cooking is done on there. 616 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,909 I saw a guy heating up a pot of eels. 617 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,345 Eels? Eels! 618 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,212 And there's so much fighting! 619 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,715 An old woman clocked the bus driver 620 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,216 with a fraternity paddle! 621 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,418 Who gave that to her? 622 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,986 Barry, maybe you just need to walk. 623 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,489 Are you a crazy person? My apartment's like a mile from here. 47838

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