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LAINEY: Back in the '90s,
there was nothing
we all dreaded more
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than parent-teacher
conferences.
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My classroom was filled
with distractions,
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so I always kept
my expectations low.
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So, Tom's been doing
really well,
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and I have seen so much growth
from him this past year.
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As far as a plan
moving forward...
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Mr. Scott, you really
want to play
the drums, don't you?
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Go ahead.
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Each teacher had their own
way to deal with parents.
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Coach Mellor took a hard line.
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Now I know why Eric
has no core strength.
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It's not him,
it's weak genes.
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Hopefully, you guys
will be a little better
at running laps.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Whereas Wilma took the path
of least resistance.
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Karen is a joy to have
in class and making
steady progress.
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Jessica is a joy
to have in class
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and making steady progress.
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Logan is a joy
to have in class
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and making steady progress.
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But it did come at a cost...
[MUFFLED SCREAM]
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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[WHIMPERING]
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But no one took more pride
in his parent-teacher
conferences than CB.
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He really went all out.
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Hey, CB.
Or should I say, "Aloha."
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You got the theme.
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Does anyone not?
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[GASPS] Oui, oui!
Bonjour!
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Ah, John,
please feel free
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to help yourself
to some coconut shrimp.
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[UKULELE MUSIC PLAYS]
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Mmm!
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It's like a regular shrimp
went on a tropical vacation
in my mouth.
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Plus this ukulele music.
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You're really capturing
the spirit of the islands
there, Johnny.
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Mahalo.
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Oh, and last
but not least,
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the "surf's up" backdrop
with fun props for pictures.
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Photo backdrop? [CHUCKLES]
That's a little lame.
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Are adults
really gonna go for that?
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Whoa! Hang ten, dudes!
[CHUCKLES]
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♪ One of these days, you're gonna get outta here
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♪ Live your life
and finally be free
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♪ Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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LAINEY:
It was March 25th,
1990-something
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and Glascott had just returned from the state's annual principals' conference.
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Good morning.
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Oh, hey, John.
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How was the Pennsylvania
State Education
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Leadership Conference
weekend?
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Ah, the P-SELC.
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It was two wild nights,
a wild day,
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and one calm morning
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at the beautiful
Holiday Inn Express
in Harrisburg.
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Well, I should go prepare
for my first class.
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You're right,
it does get crazy.
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Yeah, I didn't say
anything about...
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After checking in,
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we all met at the hotel bar
for Chardonnay,
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made dinner out of
the free hors d'oeuvres,
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and then took a dive
into the indoor swimming pool.
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If you know what I mean.
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Usually, "if you know
what I mean"
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is preceded by innuendo
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that could possibly
be taken as interesting.
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I know what you mean.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
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Any school-related
stuff come up?Absolutely.
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There were several
presentations
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on innovative
educational techniques...
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Self-grading,
circular classrooms,
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Microsoft Encarta.
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Oh, my favorite...
Edible gardens.
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Somebody say
"edible gardens"?
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Yes, a school garden
where the kids can grow
their own healthy foods.
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I've been waiting
for this day.Mm-hmm.
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I shall set an example
by growing my own food.
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I'll be the hero
we've all been waiting for.
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And the kids can study
the chemicals in the soil
and photosynthesis.
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Oh, and I have a great idea
for a scarecrow.
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He's a veteran big city cop
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who's grown "too old
for this [BLEEP]"
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so he moves to the country
for a quieter life.
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All right, so, we all
want the garden for
different reasons.
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♪♪
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Hey, Mr. Brown.
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Hey, Weasel.
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I was wondering, um,
when my dad comes
in tonight,
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can you maybe skip the whole
"really bad grades" part
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and focus on the
"gets to class
on time" part?
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But you're always late.
Yeah, could you skip
that part, too?
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Weasel, telling your dad
about your progress
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is kind of the whole point of
the parent-teacher conference.
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But he's so psyched
about me going to college,
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and, let's be real,
he's gonna be
super bummed
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when he realizes
I'm not smart enough.
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Don't say that.
You're smart.
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You really think so?
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College is in the cards
for you. All right?
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And I'm gonna help you through
the application process.
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I got your back, buddy.
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Thanks, Mr. Brown.
Happy to help.
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All right.
I'm gonna peel off here
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because these pineapples
are poking me in the nips.
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That's cool.
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LAINEY: Later that night,
parent-teacher conferences
were in full swing,
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which meant
CB was in his element.
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, aloha!
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Mr. Brown.
[CHUCKLES]
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We haven't met before.
I'm Weasel's dad, Greg.
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Nice to meet you.
You can call me CB.
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Come on in, take a seat.
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[SIGHS] So, I saw he got
that 68 on the last midterm.
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Yeah, he normally
does better than that.
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Well,
that could be on me.
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The night before the test,
I surprised him
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with two tickets
to Penn & Teller,
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and, uh,
we were out pretty late.
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Wait, Penn & Teller?
The masters
of sarcastic magic?
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Oh, man,
the Ticketmaster guy
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told me that those shows
were sold out
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and no amount of my tears
would change it.
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Well, I'm the
event coordinator
at the Spectrum,
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so I wind up getting
all sorts of tickets...
Ice Capades,
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monster truck rallies,
X Games...
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The X Games
happening right now?Yeah.
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Have you seen
BMX Street god
Garrett Reynolds?
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If you've seen BMX Street god
Garrett Reynolds,
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I will literally kill you.
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Whoa. Beep, beep!
Super fan coming through.
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Honk!
Would you like me
to get you some tickets?
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Kssh!
"Uh, Earth to Greg.
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"Uh, CB would love
to get those tickets.
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"It's his dream."
Kssh!
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Kssh!
"Greg here.
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"Tickets are locked
and ready for takeoff."
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Kssh!
[LAUGHS]
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We play so well together.
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Listen,
about that 68.
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Gosh, I wish
there was a way
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we could move him
out of "D"
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into... Into C-ville,
you know?
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Weasel's a good kid,
and I suppose I can give him
a little extra credit work,
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hopefully get him
on that train to C-ville.
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I knew you were
a cool guy.
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I am. I'm a cool guy.
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LAINEY: As CB met
the friend of his dreams,
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Mellor and Wilma
were on cloud nine
in their new garden.
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What in the H-E-double canoe
paddles is going on here?
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I think you mean
what's growing
on here, Mr. Ball,
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because this is our new
edible, raised garden!
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It's an amazing, hands-on
educational experience
for the students.
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It's also smack dab in
the middle of my parking spot!
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You see that sign?
It's perfectly clear...
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"Reserved for board members."
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Come on, Earl. Nobody parks
in these spots anymore.
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I know that 'cause
a squirrel died here
three years ago
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and the skeleton
just blew away last week.
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Couldn't you just maybe park
in the visitor's lot?
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Visitor's lot?
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Are you really suggesting
that the former principal
of this school for two decades
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is a visitor?
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Oh, hi, Earl. Are you
here to get the "411"
on the convention?
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Because things got crazy.
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They had a sign that said
"No Diving."
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This guy dove.
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How could you let them put
a garden in my parking spot?
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Now, these two suggest
I just take a visitor's spot.
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Visitor's spot!
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Homie don't play that.
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Well, a garden
is a wonderful
learning tool, Earl.
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That type of radical decision
requires authorization.
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Well, I thought it was
such a slam dunk,
I just moved ahead.
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And Wilma and I agreed.
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Oh, you and Wilma agreed?
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Gosh, why didn't you
tell me that to begin with?
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Well, that changes nothing!
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Now, as your superior,
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and the reason why
you have this job at all,
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I expect you to take care
of this tout suite.
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Of course. I'll, uh...
I'll have the garden removed.
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Oh, hell no.
Come on, John.
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He's right.
I should've followed
the proper channels.
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I'll go move my car,
and you can take
my space today.
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What the hell
just happened?
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John's always like that
when it comes to Ball.
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He never pushes back.
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Well, you know
who pushes back?
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I'm guessing you?
Me.
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I guessed right.
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♪♪
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Go left, Johnny.
Go left.
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Yo, yo, yo!
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Guess who went
to the X Games last night?
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I hope it was you,
otherwise your outfit's
ridiculous for no reason.
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It was me. Oh, and also,
look at my swag bag.
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Cool. What'd we get?
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I got these gnarly shades.
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Pretty rad, I think, huh?
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Both gnarly and rad?
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Oh, man.
I gotta process this.
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Oh, also, check out
this extreme...mouse pad.
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Huh? It's an
extreme koozie.
Yeah?
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Can I get a what-what?
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Sure, what-what makes
these things extreme?
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'Cause I got them
at the X Games and they
were extremely free.
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How are you getting
free stuff at the X Games?
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Weasel's dad Greg took me.
He's got connections.
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Ohh, Weasel's dad.
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I think the guy's
a little shady.What? Why?
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First of all,
my friend Carla said so.
Greg's her step-dad.
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Duh. That's why
she doesn't like him.
Nobody likes step-dads.
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They've got secrets
and mysterious pasts
and second families.
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You watch a lot of
Lifetime movies,
don't you?
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I do, yeah.
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But I've met Greg,
and he's the slick,
connected, player type,
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so I'm just not
really sure why...
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Why he'd wanna
hang around with me?
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Is that what you're...
Is that what you're saying?
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No, it is not.
I... Um...
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You know, you guys
are always trying to push me
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to do things
outside of school,
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and then when I finally do it,
you want to stop me?
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I'm just trying
to help you out
because I'm your friend.
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I don't need to be
looked out for, okay?
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Because the only vibe
that I get from Greg
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is that he's
gnarly and rad.
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Kind of like
my extreme shades.[GLASSES TEMPLE CLATTERS]
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But that's okay
because I got
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this extreme
eyeglass repair kit.
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[LID CLATTERS]
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I-I-I can fix the lid
with one of these.
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♪♪
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LAINEY: It had been a day
since Glascott had given in
to Ball's demands.
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And it was really
taking a toll on him.
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00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,328
You okay?
Visitor parking
is full.
240
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I had to park over
at Willow Grove Mall.
241
00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,244
That's like two miles away.
242
00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,550
Yeah, no Tae Bo
for me tonight.
243
00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,204
You should've stood up
to Ball, John.
244
00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,945
He was right.
I need to follow
proper protocol.
245
00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,294
Protocol shmotocol!
246
00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,861
By taking the first word
247
00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,776
and rhyming it
with a nonsensical
second word,
248
00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:38,518
I have conveyed
my dismissive opinion of it.
249
00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,563
We had to get rid
of the garden
for right now,
250
00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:43,174
but maybe after we go through
the proper channels,
we can get it back again.
251
00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,828
Now, if you'll excuse me,
252
00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:48,005
I need to go pre-arrange
transportation back to my car
for after work.
253
00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,532
Nice try, but Ball has got
a strange hold on him.
254
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,011
Well, then we'll
have to do something.
255
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,752
Kill Ball?
No!
256
00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,233
Look, if we go get
all the other members
to agree to the garden,
257
00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,930
Ball's outvoted.
258
00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,366
Right.
We should do that first.
259
00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,281
John will love
that we did that.Mm-hmm.
260
00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:05,980
You went to the Board?
Why would you do that?
261
00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,286
That's an odd way
to display love.But it worked!
262
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,462
The Board gave up their
parking spaces for the garden.
263
00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,943
And Ball can't fight
the rest of the board,
so problem solved.
264
00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,379
Yay.
"Problem solved"?
265
00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:15,642
Why is this happening?
266
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:19,471
Okay, long story short,
this is now my office.
267
00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,691
Well, actually,
that's the entire story.
268
00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,606
It's neither long
nor has it been shortened.
269
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,999
Why are you
doing this, Earl?
270
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,870
'Cause I directed you
to remove the garden,
271
00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,306
and then Mork
and Mindy here,
272
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,439
they went around behind
your back and over my head.
273
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,397
You lost control
of the faculty, John.
274
00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,269
So I'm stepping in,
I'm taking hold of the rudder
275
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,662
until the ship is righted.
276
00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,012
This is not the outcome
we foresaw.
277
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,187
Shazbot.
278
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,015
LAINEY: Mellor and Wilma's
plan had backfired,
279
00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,495
but CB was moving forward
with his agreement
to help Weasel.
280
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,323
All right, Weasel,
let's take this
college essay
281
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:46,977
by the horns, all right?
282
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,936
We just got to find
something that you can
write five pages on.
283
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,459
Five pages?
284
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,635
Dude, that's, like,
a gazillion words.
285
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,462
Actually,
it's about 1,200.
286
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,898
That's still a lot.
287
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:57,118
It's okay. We're gonna take it
one step at a time here.
288
00:09:57,161 --> 00:10:00,034
So, we just got
to find a topic that
you connect with.
289
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,689
All right?
So, let's see. Um...
290
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,387
How about "Biggest Obstacle
You've Ever Encountered?"
291
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,954
That's easy.
This essay.
292
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,085
We're not gonna do that.
293
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,653
How about "Most Exciting Place
You've Ever Visited"?
294
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,612
Geno's Cheesesteaks.
No, wait.
295
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,005
Pat's Cheesesteaks.
No, wait.
296
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,704
Geno's has the cheesesteaks,
but Pat's has the fries.
297
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,750
Gah!
Moving on.
298
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:24,232
How about "Who Do You
Admire Most And Why?"
299
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,582
I feel like you could
connect to this one
really well.
300
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,540
'Cause if I'm writing it,
it's about your dad.
301
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:31,326
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe?
302
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,111
I mean, he is smart,
he's funny,
he's got a great job,
303
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,113
he knows famous people,
he's got great hair.
304
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,462
He's pretty awesome.
305
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,856
If we're talking
awesome dudes
with great hair,
306
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,728
that's my best bud
Ronnie all the way.
307
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:42,946
Uh, CB?
308
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,819
It seems Weasel's father
is calling my phone
for you.
309
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,298
Oh, yeah,
I gave him your number
310
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,473
so he could reach me
at any time.
311
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,693
Greg-ster,
what's up, man?
312
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,695
Hey, is it okay
if I give Ronnie
your number?
313
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,262
No.
That's okay.
314
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,437
He's usually
right next to me.
315
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,178
You will not believe this.
316
00:10:57,221 --> 00:11:00,094
Greg just invited me
to go see David Copperfield
with him tonight.
317
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,574
Hey, my dad took me
to that show
a couple nights ago.
318
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,707
He cuts a woman in half
and then...
319
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,492
Well, I don't want to
spoil it.
320
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:08,668
He puts her back together?
321
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,626
Oh, cool.
You've seen it, too.
322
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,933
Not only am I going to
go see David Copperfield,
323
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,978
but I am meeting him
before the show.
324
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,893
And the Shiffmeister's
gonna be there.
325
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,547
The West Wing's
Richard Schiff?
326
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,505
No, Claudia Schiffer.
That makes more sense.
327
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,899
Anyway, I got to skate on
out of here, so...
328
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,684
So, we're done working
on my college essay?
329
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,120
Weasel, one second
on that.
330
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,774
Um, CB, can we have
a quick chat
in the hallway?
331
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:28,688
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
332
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,908
What are you doing?
333
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,431
You're just gonna
leave Weasel high and dry?
334
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,303
Shoot.
335
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,435
Could you step in for me
and help him with his
college essay?
336
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,134
You teach reading and writing.
I am the music teacher.
337
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,918
Well, the key word
here is "teacher,"
so... [CLICKS TONGUE]
338
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,093
You got this.
No.
339
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,530
I can't believe
you're ditching
Weasel for Greg.
340
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,054
Or are you just upset
because he actually
341
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,012
likes hanging out
with me?No.
342
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,840
I'm upset because
you're acting more like Greg
343
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,407
than you are yourself.
How do you figure?
344
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,583
Well, Greg took Weasel out
when he should
have been studying,
345
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,932
and now you're going out
with Greg
346
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,586
when you should be
helping Weasel study.
347
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,631
No, see,
I'm still helping.
348
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,329
Weasel's writing
about the person
349
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,287
that he admires most,
which is Greg.
350
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,550
So by hanging out with him,
I'll then gain information
351
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,900
about how admirable he is,
352
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,205
which I can then go
and tell Weasel.
353
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,337
Whatever you wanna
tell yourself.
354
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,904
Thank you!
355
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,819
LAINEY: CB wasn't
changing his outlook.
356
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,168
But as for
the principal's office,
357
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,431
it had undergone some minor
changes of its own.
358
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,606
Can I help you,
young man?
359
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,347
I need to see
the principal.
360
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,131
And you've come
to the right place.
361
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,046
How come you're out here
and not in your office?
362
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,396
I felt I was too removed
from the students
and the faculty,
363
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,182
so I decided to climb down
from my ivory tower
364
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,445
and, uh, become
a man of the people again.
365
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,708
Also, Ball kicked him out
of his office.
366
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,231
He's in there now.
Yes.
367
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,843
That and a little bit
of the ivory tower thing,
too.
368
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,061
But I'm still
your principal.
369
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,584
Is Martha
the principal, too?
370
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:40,803
Yes!
No, you're not.
371
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,457
Oh, I was unsure.
372
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,459
There's been
a lot of changes recently.
373
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,767
Martha, I need
to dictate a memo.
374
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,898
Go nuts.
375
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,205
Yes, I authorize that,
Martha.
376
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:54,730
The following policy changes
go into effect immediately.
377
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,560
First, this school
will no longer have
a student suggestion box.
378
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,301
But that was
my suggestion.
379
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,347
And that box is a great way
for the students to feel
380
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,349
as though they have a say
in their own education.
381
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,438
Yeah, it's a gone-zo.
382
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,440
Next, we will no longer
be holding
383
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,486
ice cream social Fridays.
384
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,749
Which day
will it be on?Never day.
385
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,751
That's not a real day,
and you know it.
386
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,840
And also that's my idea.
387
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,668
Next, I was thinking
of doing away
388
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,932
with Glascott's "Good Guys
and Great Gals" picture wall.
389
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:26,327
All right, I'm beginning to
think that this is personal,
Earl.
390
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,459
You're clearly trying to undo
everything that I've done
391
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,460
since I've become principal,
392
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,419
starting
with the garden.
393
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,421
Yes. That reminds me.
394
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,771
Martha,
did you get the forklift
to remove the garden
395
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,686
and put it
in John's driveway?
396
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,775
Okay, Earl,
I understand that you're upset
about your parking spaces,
397
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,169
but this is too much.
398
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,736
♪♪
399
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,870
John, what's going on?
400
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,567
Ball finally
pushed me too far.
401
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:50,394
And now you're pushing back.
402
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,918
Yes, I am.
403
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,529
Ooh, I love it
when this happens.Me too.
404
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,401
LAINEY: As Glascott was more
fired up than ever before,
405
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,577
CB was pumped to hang out
with his cool new friend.
406
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,101
This is the best.
407
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,667
I can't believe I'm meeting
David Copperfield tonight
408
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,887
and David Copperfield's
supermodel girlfriend.
409
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,019
What should I say,
by the way?
410
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,109
CB, relax.
David and Claudia
are normal people.
411
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,588
They put on
their skin-tight
leather pants
412
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,199
one leg at a time,
just like you and me.
413
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,331
Phew! That's good to hear.
You'll be fine.
414
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,159
I mean, it's not like
you're some nerdy fanboy
415
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,161
who's gonna do some lame
magic trick in front of him.
416
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,249
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
417
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,295
Of course not!
418
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,819
That would be so ridiculous,
wouldn't it? [CHUCKLES]
419
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,214
Greg, G, I just wanted to say
thank you for all this.
420
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,957
Between tonight
and the X Games, I just...
I really owe you one.
421
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,349
That's what friends
are for, right?
422
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,438
Absolutely.
I mean,
it's a two-way street.
423
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,310
You'll find a way
to pay me back.Yeah, of course.
424
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,094
I mean, I don't know
what I could possibly
offer you
425
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,791
that's gonna compete
with all this, but...
426
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,142
Actually,
I just thought
of something.
427
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,535
Maybe you could do me
another solid with Weasel.
428
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,102
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
You name it.
429
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,321
I appreciate you
helping him
430
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,149
with his college essay
and everything.
431
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,107
It's just that he might need
more than a little nudge.
432
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,153
So, you're asking me
to...what?
433
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,547
I mean, maybe you could
write it for him.
434
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,854
No, that...
That's plagiarism.
435
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,031
That's the biggest crime
an English teacher
could possibly commit.
436
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,728
Full disclosure,
I took that sentence
437
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,034
from my college
English professor.
438
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,166
Those are not my words.
439
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,384
Okay, how about this?
440
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,864
What if he held
the pencil and wrote
441
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,997
while you dictated
the words?
442
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,956
That way, he'd be
writing it himself.
443
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,089
Then we'd be square
for everything.
444
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,655
Greg, have you been
inviting me to
hang out with you
445
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,657
because you want me
to cheat for your son?
446
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:24,053
Cheating, helping,
it's the way of
the world. [CHUCKLES]
447
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,620
Well, I thought
it was a different deal,
448
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,230
where we were friends,
but I-I guess not.
449
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,711
All right.
I feel really stupid.
450
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,321
Say hi to David
for me, okay?
451
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,979
LAINEY: Glascott
had finally taken
a stand against Ball,
452
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,720
and he was going to do
the same for the garden.
453
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,113
I'm proud of you, John.
454
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,028
It's good to see
the big dog
still has bite.
455
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,117
And I'm proud of you
for fighting for our garden.
456
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,641
Although you could have
chained yourself to
something more sturdy.
457
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,643
You think I shoulda went
with the bean trellis?
458
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,818
Seems like a lateral move.
459
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:50,819
[FORKLIFT APPROACHING]
460
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,476
What the hell?
461
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,913
Hey, I got orders to forklift
that garden out of here.
462
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,828
I've been good to you
all these years, Johnny.
463
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,830
How can you take
Earl Ball's side?
464
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,528
I'm just a workin' man
trying to stay employed
to pay my rent.
465
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:07,270
If I'm a day late,
my mom will put my ass
out on the streets.
466
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,924
She's tough, but fair.
467
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,317
Uh-oh.
Ball's coming in hot.
468
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,450
John!
What's going on here?
469
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,409
Please stop this.
I can't.
470
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,671
I dropped the key
in the dirt,
471
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,629
and then I was trying
to find the key,
472
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,848
and I kicked
more dirt around,
473
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,676
so I can't find the key.
474
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,157
This is insane.
Now, get out of here
475
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,854
so Johnny
can haul this out of here.
476
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,247
[FORKLIFT ENGINE STARTS]
477
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,858
I'm principal here,
Earl, not you.
478
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,512
And who got you
that job, John?
479
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,904
You did.
That's right.
480
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,951
But that was years ago,
and you won't
let me forget it.
481
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,519
And all this time,
I felt like I owed you
for this job.
482
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,868
But you know what, Earl?
483
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,304
I earned this job.
484
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,176
Bring it, John.
Tell him, John!
485
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:46,092
And the only people
a principal owes
anything to
486
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,790
are my staff
and my students.
487
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,662
[APPLAUSE]
488
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,753
They tell you that
at the conference?
489
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,407
No, Earl.
490
00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,280
You told me that
when you gave me this job.
491
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,456
♪♪
492
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,851
Johnny,
we're done here.
493
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,290
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
494
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:14,903
You did it, John.
495
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,079
That's great.
Thank you, everyone.
496
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,300
Now, everyone grab a hoe
and help me find the key.
497
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,302
♪♪
498
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,567
So, how was the night
with Greg?
499
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,047
Hope it was worth it.
500
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,919
Um, it wasn't,
because you were right.
501
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,399
Uh, Greg was using me.
502
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,488
He asked me to write
Weasel's college essay
for him.
503
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,186
I'm sorry.
Eh, I guess I'm just
a gullible idiot
504
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,928
for thinking a guy like him
would wanna hang around
with me.
505
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,712
You are a way better guy
than Greg.
506
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,366
It's his loss he doesn't
get to hang around with you.
507
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,802
Then how come last night,
he partied
508
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,761
with David Copperfield
and Claudia Schiffer
509
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,110
and I just went
straight home
and watched
510
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,243
a Boy Meets World
marathon on cable?
511
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,158
Because
he's a user and a d-bag
512
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,115
and you're a sweet,
trusting guy
513
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,812
who always sees
the best in people.
514
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,553
Honestly, it's, like,
my favorite thing
about you.
515
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,512
Thank you.
That's very sweet.
516
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,209
I just can't believe
I let Weasel down
517
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,038
just to hang with a guy
I thought was cool
at a cool event.
518
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,954
First... Not that cool
of an event. At all.
519
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:06,868
Yeah, but I heard
he made the crack
520
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,043
in the Liberty Bell
disappear.
521
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,175
Yeah, when it's under
the blanket,
522
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,524
he spins it around
to the other side.
523
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,525
Big whoop.
No.
524
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,614
N...
525
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,572
Oh. Yeah.
526
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,357
But the showmanship,
though.
527
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,272
And second,
you still have
plenty of time
528
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,490
to make things right
with Weasel.
529
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,796
Thanks, Lain.
530
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,276
Now go work
your magic.
531
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,581
Okay.
532
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,366
♪♪
533
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:30,196
John, you were right.
534
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,894
I was trying to undo
all of your hard work.
535
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,504
Why would you
do that, Earl?
536
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,158
I think [SIGHS] lately,
I've been feeling
537
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,118
more and more like
a ceremonial figurehead.
538
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,599
Regal in stature,
but still ultimately symbolic.
539
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,210
Not unlike
the Queen of England.
540
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,864
But people love the Queen.
And her namesake band.
541
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,693
Well, it's just I miss
being a principal so much
542
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,653
and... And making
a difference in the way
you do every day
543
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,133
since you've been
principal.
544
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,745
And... I guess
that parking spot?
545
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:01,096
Parking spot was
my last real connection
to this school.
546
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,838
And when you guys
put a garden on it,
it just...
547
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,362
Hey, Earl,
without you,
548
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,582
the school wouldn't
be what it is today.
549
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,061
You planted the seeds.
550
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,411
I'm just here
tending the garden.
551
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,717
Thank you very much,
John.
552
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,241
Yeah.
553
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,590
So, will you name
the garden after me?
554
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,026
Sure.
555
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,897
And if you're
not too busy,
556
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,160
you wanna stick around
and get some coffee?
557
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,900
I'd love to
give you the 4-1-1
558
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,120
on what went down
at the principals'
conference.
559
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,643
I would love that.
Thank you.
560
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:27,905
Well, first off,
they still give you
561
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,168
the extra mint
under your pillow,
562
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,952
but you got to call ahead
and ask for it,
563
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:31,822
if you know what I mean.
564
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,998
Oh, my. [CHUCKLES]
565
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,958
LAINEY: Sometimes in life,
you have to take a stand
for what you believe in,
566
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,482
even if it means
standing up to one
of your closest friends.
567
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:43,747
♪ Slip inside
the eye of your mind
568
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,575
LAINEY: 'Cause even though
it can be intimidating,
569
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:48,622
when you persevere,
there's no greater feeling
in the world.
570
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:51,712
♪♪
571
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,583
Because you know
in your heart it's
the right thing to do.
572
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,892
So don't be scared.
573
00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,807
Because the truth is,
574
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,462
new and exciting things will
grow out of the situation
575
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,073
or maybe even blossom
bigger than ever.
576
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:08,381
♪ ...slides away
577
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,773
♪ But don't look back
in anger
578
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,340
Weasel.
579
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,733
How'd the essay go
about your dad?
580
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:13,951
I think you should
just read it.
581
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:17,999
Oh, my gosh.
582
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,087
♪ I heard you say ♪
583
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,698
You wrote this about me?
584
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:24,135
What can I say?
You're a huge
inspiration to me.
585
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:28,227
In the end, you'll realize
that it was all worth it.
586
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,533
♪♪
587
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,491
[CHUCKLES]
588
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,757
Okay, so we all agree
that Greg turned out to be...
589
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,499
A huge douche, yeah.
Yes, el douche grande.
590
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,719
That aside, he did have some
very cool accoutrement
591
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,504
that I feel like
I can pull off.
592
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:45,896
Oh, like the bitchin' outfit
you're wearing right now?
593
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,984
Like this hat.
594
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,247
Does that come
with a paper route?
595
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,074
Gold hoop earring.
He only gave you one?
596
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,859
Bam. Fanny pack.
597
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:54,035
German virgin
who's on a trip
with his family.
598
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,863
What about this pager?
Cool!
599
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,256
Five years ago.
600
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,258
Also, super-stylin'
Mandarin collar.
601
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,868
I hate that on you.
All right.
602
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,348
Attention, all!
603
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:05,046
The harvest from my section
of the garden has arrived.
604
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,787
I give you
nature's bounty!
605
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,050
Oh, my gosh. I didn't know
we planted baby corn.
606
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,008
No, that's just corn.
607
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:13,663
I don't get it. I thought
I saw some great vegetables.
608
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,057
Unfortunately,
the bus parks
next to my box,
609
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,450
blocking
any direct sunlight.
610
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,495
Oh!
Cute little blueberries?
611
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,497
I didn't know
you were planting these.
612
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,542
That's hard gum.
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