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[Theme music playing]
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[Thunder crashes]
[Laughs]
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♪♪
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[Whirring]
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[Electricity crackles]
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Man: It's alive!
[Thunder rumbles]
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♪♪
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[Thunder crashes]
[Laughs]
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
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if the glove doesn't fit,
you must acquit.
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[Dramatic music playing]
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- Objection, Your Honor.
- Sustained.
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Hey, Bert,
we're being honored
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- on "Sesame Street" Pride Day.
- Aw!
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Can't two good friends
be roommates
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and do everything together
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without people
assuming we're gay?
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I am gay, Bert.
Gay means happy,
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and I'm very happy
to be living with you, Bert!
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Well, that's ...
that's sweet, Ernie, but I think
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they mean gay like
homosexual, like, with sex.
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Oh, I see. So, like...
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[Rubber duck squeaking]
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- Yeah, like that.
- And this? [Plunger squishing]
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Ernie, come on!
Not this again.
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I'm not listening.
La la la la la!
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What about this, Bert?!
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Squeeze my honker.
[Honker honking]
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Oh, Ernie, that's too much!
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It's nice they still
make love after so long.
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- Yeah.
- Don't by shy ... give it a squeeze!
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Bert: That's too much.
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- We should probably come back later.
- Probably.
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The Anderson Twins have
shared a lung for 25 years.
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Separating conjoined twins is the most
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complicated medical procedure
we will ever perform.
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It requires an expert
from every specialty.
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We'll have to separate
the common lung
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and implant the donor lung,
then reconstruct both rib cages,
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and finally, graft
a considerable amount of skin
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and tissue over both torsos.
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This procedure will take
between 19 and 23 hours.
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If Dr. Alexander will note the time,
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- we will be ...
- All right, chums, let's do this!
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- LeRoy Yin Yang!
- No, no, no!
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- Uh, where's all the office stuff?
- Eh, we're redecorating.
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Now, what can you tell me
about Keyser Soze?
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He's, uh... white.
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- Uh-huh, anything
else? - Uh, s... ceiling.
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[Muffled thumping]
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I'm not dead!
I'm not dead!
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O, Father, who are in heaven,
hallow be thy name...
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No mercy on your soul!
[Laughs evilly]
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- [Farts]
- Was that you?
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No, it was you!
From being so terrified!
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- [Chuckles]
- I'm scared, not dumb.
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- I'd know if that was me.
- [Farts]
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- That one was me.
- Yeah, no doy!
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- Will you stop it?
- I can't!
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Your full weight
is on my abdomen.
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- [Laughs]
- Why are you laughing?
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Because I'm so embarrassed, okay?
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- Oh, flashlight's out.
- [Farts] We should really get out of here.
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That one was a thick one.
Uh, where's the doorknob?
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- Oh, let me get my lighter.
- No, you fucking idiot! [Explosion]
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[Muffled rumble]
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[Farts]
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Dick Jones is a murderer!
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That is insane!
Robocop is a mechanical maniac!
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That's a very serious accusation.
Can you show us any proof?
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What is happening?
Why does this not fit.
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Well, I think Chester from IT
could help. Chester?!
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Uh, okay, so the issue is you
have the Series II data spike,
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and this port is for Series II X.
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Huh.
Mmm, no.
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- No, no. I don't have it.
- Is that a dongle?
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I think we can get one
from New Egg,
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but I'll need a requisition form.
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Great. And while that's going on,
what's the next order of business?
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Vote to deactivate Robocop!
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Huh, huh?
Ah, worth a shot.
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For you, dear Lion, whose
fondest wish is to have courage,
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I give you this medal for bravery.
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[Chuckles] Oh, look, everyone,
I have courage!
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For you, Scarecrow,
who dreams of having a brain,
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I give you this diploma.
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By George ...
I finally has a brain!
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For you, Winged Monkey, who
above all else loves bananas,
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- I give you...
- He's not with us.
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Are you sure?
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- Then what am I gonna do with these?
- Yeah, we're sure.
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Then a Chiquita bonfire it is.
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[Sad music playing]
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♪♪
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That thing has hypnotized Andy.
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We gotta save him and save us.
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- So we're settled then.
- Uh-huh.
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Hey there, partner.
Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
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How 'bout we be friends?
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How can I trust you, Woody,
while Rex is trying to kill me?
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[Gasps]
Oh!
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Wouldn't you rather take a spin
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on the newest Mario Kart instead?
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Ooh.
S-Sorry, Woody!
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W-Wait a second ...
where's the controller?!
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Oh, oh!
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[Pop!]
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Now, who's up for multiplayer?!
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[All screaming]
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[Laughing evilly]
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[Screams]
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[Laughter continues]
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He only has three controllers,
so there should be an opening
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while he's killing our three friends.
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Buzz?
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You wireless bastard!
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You can't save him, Woody.
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You can't save any of them.
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Aagh!
[Crack!] Ouch!
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Ugh. What? Oh, Mom,
the baby broke all my toys!
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Oh, shit, is "Black Ops" out already?
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[Gunfire on television]
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[Dramatic music plays]
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Oh, no, the elevator's stuck.
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Just leave it to Betty Spaghetti!
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Hang on, guys.
Almost through.
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All: Go, Betty, go!
Go, Betty, go!
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Oh, good!
The elevator's moving again.
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[Chuckles nervously]
Uh, guys, guys?!
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- Oh, no!
- Grab her!
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[All shouting]
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Geez!
Bunch of drama queens.
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We're coming!
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[Knocking on glass]
♪♪
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♪♪
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[Pop!]
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[Whistling]
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Mmm-mmm!
These magical milkshakes
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are so delicious,
Poopsie Unicorns!
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I can't wait to see what kind of
poopsie slime surprise
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mine makes.
[Giggling]
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It's tickling my tummy!
[Stomachs gurgle]
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To the glitter potties!
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- [fart] Ooh, hoo!
- There it is!
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My poop is golden
and smells like pineapple.
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Mine looks and smells
just like peaches.
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[Farting loudly, grunting]
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Yeah!
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Mine is black and tarry
and smells like rotten eggs!
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- Poopie surprise!
- Yay, poopie surprise!
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- Yes! [Giggles]
- I'm sure you're fine.
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[Dramatic music playing]
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Khan.
Decaf latte.
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Khan?
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Khan?
Khan?
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Khan?
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Khan?
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Khan?!
[thud]
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Khan?!
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Khan!
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Khan!
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Khaaan!!
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I was in the bathroom!
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[Sirens wailing]
[Breathing heavily] Wait. Over there.
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What are we gonna do?
There!
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[Dogs barking]
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- I'm scared, Mommy.
- We all are.
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But I need you to be brave, okay?
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- They're coming for us, Mommy.
- Quickly, come this way!
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- Mr. Peanut!
- There isn't time to wait!
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You'll be safe in here!
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♪♪
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[Grunts]
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Mother: What's happening?
No! No!
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[Screams, sobs]
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Better them than you, Bartholomew.
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Better them than you!
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King Kong gets a musical
and now every monster gets one?
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- Broadway has gone to hell.
- Shh! Shh, shh. It's starting.
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[Applause]
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Oh, hello there.
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- Hello.
- Shh, shh!
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The year is 1954.
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I'm a white, American reporter
on the hunt for Godzilla.
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Or as the locals say Gojira.
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♪ Since World War II,
it's hard to shock me ♪
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♪ Just ask those folks
in Nagasaki ♪
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♪ 'Cause know life blows ♪
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♪ Everything glows ♪
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[Cheers and applause]
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♪ Underwater tests
got out of hand ♪
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♪ Now white-hot flames
get fanned ♪
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♪ Right through my nose ♪
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♪ Everything blows ♪
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[Cheers and applause]
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- This is great!
- Shame on me, I was expecting more.
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Ho, hum!
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I'll never achieve my dream of
entertaining the world through song!
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Forget music, Godzilla.
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Look at those big old feet.
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They were just made for keeping
time ... or for squishing Asians!
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♪ Those feet were made
for stomping ♪
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♪ So don't make
no mistakes, whoo ♪
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♪ Take those feet
and stomp 'em ♪
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♪ Into Japanese pancakes ♪
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I think you mean okonomiyaki.
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Woman: Is that a joke?
That's borderline offensive.
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I didn't want to do this,
but it's time to call
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in the big guns.
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♪ Coach Murphy said
I was too slow ♪
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♪ He said I never
catch that hare ♪
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♪ And so I hid myself
behind a tree ♪
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♪ And hit that bunny
with a chair ♪
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♪ And then I stomped him
with my feet ♪
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Oh, oh, fucking yes!
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[Cheers and applause]
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♪ My mom O-D-ed
on bug spray ♪
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♪ My dad went up in flames ♪
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♪ But you can
suck my mothballs ♪
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♪ All the haters will get maimed ♪
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♪ When I stomp them with my feet ♪
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♪ Yeah! I'm gonna stomp them
with my feet ♪
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Oh, Godzilla, you're great!
Yeah, you!
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Where are my tiny twins at?
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[Cheers and applause]
♪ Stomp them with my feet! ♪
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You're embarrassing yourself.
Sit the fuck down.
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Ah, 'twas as Blue Oyster Cult foretold.
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[Sobbing]
What he's been through!
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It's King Kong
from the theater next door!
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Don't you touch him ...
not my Godzilla!
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Run, Steven, save yourself!
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- Aagh!
- Run away!
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Yes, yes, my beast! Destroy
that copycat production!
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[Laughs evilly]
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There can be only one!
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk
bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk
bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk
bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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[Elevator bell dings]
What?
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[Screaming]
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