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♪♪
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[Thunder crashes]
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[Theme music plays]
[Cackles]
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♪♪
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[Whirring]
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[Whirring]
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Man: It's alive!
[Thunder rumbles]
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♪♪
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[Thunder crashes]
[Cackles]
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♪♪
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♪ Mother[bleep] ♪
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♪ It's my wedding day ♪
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Narrator:
Freddy Krueger had a dream.
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I want my father to walk me
down the aisle.
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♪ My mom was raped
by all the psychos ♪
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Narrator: But this wedding has
a few surprises.
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- Dude, sunscreen!
- Burned alive, but thanks!
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Your father? Aren't you the
Bastard Son of 100 Maniacs?
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Well, I'm the son
of one maniac.
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The other 99 lost the race.
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- So invite them all.
- I will!
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- Have we met before?
- That depends.
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Did you gangbang a nun at
an insane asylum in the '50s?
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- Catholic or flying?
- Terrified. [Laughter]
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♪ Boiler dreams, murder kids ♪
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♪ Stabbing the life out of them ♪
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Geez, Mom, you really got around.
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Sure, slut-shame the violated nun.
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♪ Almost married, RSVP ♪
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♪ Registered at Macy's ♪
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Announcer: This summer, get ready...
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- Freddy...
- I'm your...
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- Dad.
- Murder, bludgeon, kill!
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Announcer: ...for the
wedding of a lifetime.
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♪ Hundred psycho Johns ♪
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♪ How could this go wrong? ♪
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♪ Please, it's just Freddy's ♪
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♪ Messed-up back story ♪
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Possible dads,
you're ruining my big day!
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Narrator: "Murder Mia!"
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Stay frosty.
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One of those things
de-spined my entire platoon.
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[Chitters]
Whoa!
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[Thud]
Ow! Ow.
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There he is!
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Hey.
[Wheezes]
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[Coughs]
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Hold on.
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[Inhales sharply]
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[Coughs]
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- And he's a preda-dork!
- Did you just come up with that?
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You should do improv, soldier!
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[Machineguns firing]
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♪♪
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Please.
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[Baby giggles]
Thank you.
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Now I can climb out.
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Wait...
[Gurgling]
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Free baby, yeah.
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Are you ready for
the summer soldier, bitches?
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Mom, Dad, like, hello.
I'm getting the operation.
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- Absolutely not.
- I didn't kill little red plastic commie men
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in Korea so you could mutilate yourself.
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I hate you both. Don't you know
how embarrassing it is to be,
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- like, the only girl with a slab?
- Trust the slab!
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The slab keeps your feet
on the ground.
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- The slab means stability!
- [Bleep] the slab!
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- She didn't mean that, dear.
- Yes, she did.
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My baby hates me.
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♪♪
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[Crashing]
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Oh, did I do that?
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♪♪
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[Gunshot]
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I got your dick!
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♪♪
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[Marching band music plays]
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♪♪
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[Clicking]
[Crowd booing]
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[Silence]
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[Cheering, marching band plays]
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[Roars]
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♪♪
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- Give me your money!
- Help! Help!
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Man: Who's that?
♪♪
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Won't somebody help me?
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You won't stop me,
masked stranger!
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[Roars]
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Oh, that'll do it!
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[Cheering]
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Woman: We love you,
whoever you are!
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Woman #2:
Where'd the pool guy go?
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[Roars]
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Peanuts!
Get your peanuts here!
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Aah! Aah!
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Ew.
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[Screaming]
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[Laughs]
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[Alarm ringing]
Oh.
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Stupid building codes.
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Hey, guys, does this
look weird to you?
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Mine looks like Richard Nixon.
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Can we hang out one time
without studying our vaginas?
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- Aah!
- Oh!
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- Ugh!
- Good day, Totally Spies.
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Your mis ... Jesus Christ,
put some pants on.
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Your mission ...
travel to South America
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and root out a cell of radicals
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threatening the puppet ruler
we control.
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These radicals are
teachers and artists.
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- Who says blondes are dumb?
- Can we, like, go fight a guy
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dressed as a big rat or something?
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No, and to make sure
it goes smoothly,
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you'll be joined by Agent
Marshall on loan from the CIA,
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and, girls, don't
forget to take your gadgets.
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Whoosh!
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What is this?
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That is a cutesy,
cuddly curling iron.
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Fun!
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It packs a lethal dose
of polonium-210.
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Uh, fun?
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♪♪
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Hey, guys, look at their work.
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So much culture.
It's amazing.
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- And banned.
- Aah!
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Oop, sorry.
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- Is that too tight?
- Nice work.
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Hand me that cutesy,
cuddly curling iron.
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For the polonium?
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[Chuckles] No, gonna
shove it up his ass.
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I thought it was proven
that torture doesn't work.
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Depends on what
you're trying to do.
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If the answer is have fun,
it definitely works.
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[Buzzing, man screaming]
[All gasp]
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[Whirring]
[Screaming continues]
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[Whirring continues]
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Guys, I think I have PTSD,
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- post-totally stressed disorder.
- Good one, Alex.
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[Cat yowls]
Ugh! Sam! Sam!
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- Twitch is not a spy!
- Not a spy!
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[Cat yowling]
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♪♪
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[Wheezing]
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Do you need your
heart pills, Grandpa?
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[Grunting]
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But they're right here.
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[Grunting]
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I'm going to leave these here.
I promise.
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[Grunting]
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This time, I really
won't move them.
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[Grunting]
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[Gagging, wheezing]
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Grandpa?
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Mr. Schindler, the Talmud says,
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"Whoever saves one life
saves the world entire."
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I ... I could have saved more.
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Oscar, you saved over
1,000 Jews
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and one man who claims
to be a werewolf.
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This watch, I ...
[Howling]
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I could've bought two more
with this watch.
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No.
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This car, Goethe offered me
30 Jews for this car,
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but I just set
the radio presets the way
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I wanted them,
and I turned him down.
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Once, I saved a dozen Jews
but had no money
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to tip my shoeshine boy,
so I gave him a Jew.
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Itzhak, your record player
I gave you...
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- Yes?
- ...the one I nicknamed
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little Anna, and you said,
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"What a strange name
for a record player,"
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and then I chuckled
but didn't explain why.
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Just go, Oscar.
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We'll erect a monument
to you... or something.
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Uh, something modest.
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Don't ... don't spend
too many Jews.
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I'll tell them. Goodbye.
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♪♪
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There can only be one lord
of the ring, Saruman.
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[Gasps]
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Ugh!
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The Eagles.
My message got through.
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It did. How could we pass up
playing for Gandalf the Grey?
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- Now sit back and take it easy.
- Ooh!
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Another morning singing to
my beloved, disgusting town.
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- Great. French Anne Hathaway is back.
- If she comes over here,
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I'm blind, deaf, and mute,
got it?
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♪ There goes the beggar
with his remaining limbs ♪
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♪ He sold his legs
to buy some pants ♪
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♪ The street whores
are the grossest ♪
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♪ Syphilised all their noses ♪
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♪ Just another normal day
in feudal France ♪
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- Help us, Belle. [Grunts]
- Help yourself and learn to read.
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♪ There goes the taxman
with his iron shackles ♪
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♪ Now watch this asshole
do a dance ♪
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♪ The death cart rolls on by ♪
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♪ The corpses piled high ♪
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♪ Just another normal day
in feudal France ♪
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♪ Oh, isn't this disgusting ♪
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♪ The well is full of poop
and human pee ♪
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♪ Oh, isn't it charming ♪
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♪ How the children think
they'll live past 23 ♪
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♪ Just another normal day ♪
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♪ Just another normal day ♪
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♪ Just another normal day ♪
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♪ Just another freakin' day
in feudal France ♪
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[Coughs]
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Oh, [bleep, bleep] me.
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Oh, my God.
The bipods are here.
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They're tripods.
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- Count them, three legs.
- Wait.
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That's not two legs and a penis?
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Uh, I don't think so, but maybe.
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Uh, I really think it's a penis.
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Ugh, my dick!
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Yo, Troy, did you really sign up
for the high-school musical?
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- Yeah, cool, right?
- Hell no, it's not cool.
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♪♪
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♪ Dancing is for losers ♪
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♪ Singing is for dorks ♪
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♪ The musical is a dead art form ♪
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♪ Beggars can't be choosers ♪
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♪ The only choice is sports ♪
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♪ My asshole keeps
the bench warm ♪
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♪ Keep your, keep your
brain on the ball ♪
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♪ Keep your, keep your
brain on the ball ♪
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♪ Keep your, keep your... ♪
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Guys, guys, I'm ... I'm confused.
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You want me to choose basketball
over the musical?
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- Damn straight.
- Dude, listen to the song.
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So you're telling me not to sing,
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and you're doing it
in the form of a song.
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Sounds like someone
needs another verse.
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♪ If an athlete chooses music ♪
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♪ Light his ass on fire ♪
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♪ Kill his parents with a rock ♪
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It's just kind of hypocritical.
That's all I'm saying.
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We don't have time to argue
with you all day, man.
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We told Coach we'd help
pass out condoms
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with abstinence slogans on them.
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- Yeah.
- Abstinence!
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♪ Your ass looks great ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪
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- Ba-gawk!
- Bawk.
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