Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:02,497
♪ SQUEAL IF YOU WANT TO
2
00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:05,456
♪ YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
THINK THAT HARD ♪
3
00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,633
♪ IT COULD BE WAX
AND IT COULD BE GLUE ♪
4
00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:11,071
♪ IT COULD BE ANYTHING
5
00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,115
♪ ANYTHING
6
00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:15,379
♪ AND I HEARD ABOUT
YOUR VACATION ♪
7
00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:19,122
♪ WELL, WE SAW IT
ON THE TV STATION ♪
8
00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:23,039
♪ IT CAME DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN ♪
9
00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,520
♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
10
00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:29,306
♪ DOWN LIKE A DIVE-BOMB
11
00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:58,248
♪ IT COMES DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN ♪
12
00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,946
♪ LIKE A DIVE-BOMB
13
00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,688
[AIRPLANE ENGINE]
14
00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:06,778
[INCOMING OBJECT
WHISTLING]
15
00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,216
OH.
16
00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,521
OOH.
17
00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:11,827
DEAR BONIE D,
18
00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:15,526
HERE ARE YOUR TEST RESULTS.
19
00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:17,267
[BIRDS TWEETING]
20
00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,400
♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
21
00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,577
♪ LIKE A DIVE-BOMB
22
00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:27,277
WELL, SHOULD THERE BE
A PRAYER OR SOMETHING?
23
00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:28,104
[GIGGLING]
24
00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,540
QUIET, YOU.
25
00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,063
TODD, YOU OK?
26
00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:32,326
PIECE OF CAKE.
27
00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,675
WE CAN DO THIS.
28
00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,242
[WHIMPERING]
29
00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,419
ALL RIGHT. OK.
30
00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,507
LET'S GO.
31
00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,030
ON 3.
32
00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,337
1...
33
00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,207
1...
34
00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,948
1...
2...
35
00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:47,210
2...
36
00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,734
Kirsten: 3.
37
00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,395
ARE WE HAPPY?
38
00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:01,050
YES!
WE'RE HAPPY.
39
00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:02,443
FABER?
40
00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,445
MAN, THEY REALLY
SEAL THESE.
41
00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,229
GIVE ME THAT.
42
00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:09,841
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
43
00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,103
OH, MAN.
PERFECT SCORES.
44
00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:14,237
Kirsten:
YOU GOT PERFECT SCORES.
45
00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,893
I GUESS I TEST WELL.
46
00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,330
YES!
47
00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:23,464
SO YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS, DON'T YOU?
48
00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:26,162
BIG SCREW-UP
AT S.A.T. CENTRAL?
49
00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,555
FREE REFILLS?
50
00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:28,556
NO.
51
00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:31,167
WE CAN ALL BE
IN BOSTON TOGETHER.
52
00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:31,863
OOH.
53
00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:34,605
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
54
00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,216
ME AND YOU?
55
00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,695
BOSTON?
56
00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:38,696
ALONE?
57
00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:39,741
MM-HMM.
58
00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:40,481
OOH.
59
00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,961
SOUNDS A LITTLE HECTIC.
60
00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,450
HOW COME YOU NEVER
RETURN MY CALLS?
61
00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,496
[WHIMPERS]
62
00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:59,978
[WINGS FLAPPING
AND BIRDS SQUAWKING]
63
00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:04,374
ALL RIGHT,
JUST CLOSE YOUR TEXTBOOKS.
64
00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,942
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
65
00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:10,206
CALCULUS IS NOT FOR WIMPS.
66
00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,905
28% OF YOU
DID NOT PASS THE MIDTERM.
67
00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:14,863
MISS NATAFIO...
68
00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:18,214
SHAKE THE DUST
OUT OF YOUR SKULL.
69
00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,434
MR. BUCHANAN,
I'VE SEEN SQUIRRELS
70
00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,131
SCORE HIGHER ON TESTS.
71
00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:23,088
[LAUGHTER]
72
00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,176
TRUE STORY.
73
00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,917
MR. FABER.
74
00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:26,918
KNOCK IT OFF.
75
00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:29,094
YOU'RE MAKING EVERYBODY
LOOK BAD.
76
00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:31,619
Woman: OOH.
77
00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,709
MR. BOOMER.
78
00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,537
HMM.
79
00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:38,843
YOU WERE FLYING HIGH.
80
00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,106
DID YOU HIT AN AIR POCKET?
81
00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,543
EXCUSE ME, MR. MUELLER?
82
00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,196
DID YOU FALL ASLEEP
AT THE CONTROLS?
83
00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,678
IS THERE TERRORISM
INVOLVED?
84
00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,725
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN
IN FLAMES.
85
00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,509
SEE ME AFTER CLASS.
86
00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:53,684
[BELL RINGS]
87
00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,860
DON'T FORGET, HAVE YOUR
PARENTS SIGN THOSE
88
00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,645
AND RETURN THEM TO ME.
89
00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,037
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
90
00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,865
HAVE A NICE DAY.
91
00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:10,832
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
MR. MUE--
92
00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,878
OH. YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR FORM BACK.
93
00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,968
I WON'T BE RECOMMENDING
YOU FOR HARVARD.
94
00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,666
WHAT?
95
00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:21,103
MR. MUELLER,
IT WAS ONE BAD GRADE.
96
00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:23,192
17,000 EXCELLENT STUDENTS
97
00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,759
APPLY THERE EVERY YEAR.
98
00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,326
86% DON'T GET IN.
99
00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,544
YOU DO THE MATH.
100
00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,372
YEAH, BUT UP UNTIL NOW
I'VE HAD GREAT GRADES.
101
00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,375
UP UNTIL NOW
IT'S BEEN LITTLE LEAGUE.
102
00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:35,639
LOOK, I'LL TRY HARDER.
I'LL BRING MY GRADE UP.
103
00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:36,684
YEAH.
104
00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:39,774
WELL...I WON'T
HOLD MY BREATH.
105
00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:43,517
CLOSE THE DOOR
ON YOUR WAY OUT.
106
00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,472
[TWIG SNAPS]
107
00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,955
AAH!
108
00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,653
[BIRDS CRYING]
109
00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,481
GOOD ONE!
110
00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,485
SORRY.
111
00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:42,184
SOMETIMES YOU JUST
GOTTA SCREAM, YOU KNOW?
112
00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:45,056
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
113
00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,892
AAH!
114
00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,242
HOW WAS THAT?
115
00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,246
MISS?
116
00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,210
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
117
00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,212
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
118
00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:13,955
♪ WHEN I WAS BACK
I WAS A YOUNG AND BITTER MAN ♪
119
00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,260
HI, YOU GUYS.
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
120
00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:18,568
ANOTHER KIM O'BRIEN
HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA.
121
00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,048
SO THE RULES ARE:
122
00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,528
NO BEER, NO DOPE...
123
00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:22,485
NO SEX.
NO SEX.
124
00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,486
WE KNOW THEM.
RIGHT. OF COURSE.
125
00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,748
YOU KNOW I JUST
HAVE TO SAY IT.
126
00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:25,880
THERE'S BEERS
IN THE FRIDGE.
127
00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,490
OF COURSE THOSE ARE
THE 3 SELLING POINTS
128
00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,491
THAT GOT US HERE.
129
00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:29,405
OH, YEAH, I KNOW.
130
00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,580
I'M GOING TO GO SAY HI
TO JENN.
131
00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,974
REMEMBER, WE MUST DANCE.
DON'T FORGET.
132
00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,497
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
133
00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,717
BYE.
SEE YOU.
134
00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,677
YOU LOOK...
135
00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,766
SUPER TONIGHT, KIM.
136
00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,290
AW, THANKS.
137
00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,205
OH, MY GOD!
138
00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:48,685
BRAD, TANYA!
139
00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,600
OH, HEY!
140
00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:51,514
SUPER!
141
00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,994
I SAID SUPER.
142
00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:54,125
YES, YOU DID.
143
00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,387
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH ME.
144
00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,781
EVERY TIME I GET AROUND
A GIRL I LIKE,
145
00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,261
I TURN INTO GREG BRADY
WITH BETTER HAIR.
146
00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,655
♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE,
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪
147
00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,874
♪ I REALLY THINK SO
148
00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:07,356
♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE,
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪
149
00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,749
♪ I REALLY THINK SO
150
00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,141
WANT TO DANCE?
151
00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,229
YES. YES.
152
00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:12,013
OK.
153
00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:13,188
GREAT.
SURE.
154
00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,102
OH, GOD.
155
00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:15,582
OHH!
156
00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,322
♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE,
I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪
157
00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,716
♪ I REALLY THINK SO
158
00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,413
YES!
159
00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,247
PAUL? PAUL, OVER HERE!
160
00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:34,122
♪ I BET YOU PICTURE HER,
I BET YOU PICTURE HER... ♪
161
00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,559
♪ I WANT TO TALK TO HER
162
00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:37,908
♪ SOMETIMES I PICTURE HER
163
00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:41,172
♪ SO I CAN LOOK AT YOU
FROM INSIDE AS WELL... ♪
164
00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:47,570
OH, MAN.
165
00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,486
WHY DO WE COME
TO THESE THINGS, AGAIN?
166
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,661
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
167
00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,011
I GUESS...
TO APPRECIATE IT MORE
168
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,578
WHEN WE'RE ALONE.
169
00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,058
MMM.
170
00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,755
MMM, MR. SMOOTH.
171
00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,104
OH, LET'S GO OUT
TO THE PARK.
172
00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,672
THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.
173
00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,673
COME ON.
174
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:04,674
NO, NO.
175
00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:05,675
COME ON.
176
00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,721
DON'T MAKE ME--
OH, TWIST MY ARM.
177
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,549
OH.
178
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,032
SO...
179
00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:18,079
SO, HOW ABOUT
ANOTHER POEM?
180
00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,080
OK.
181
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:19,820
OK.
182
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,908
ARE YOU STILL COLD?
183
00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:23,127
I MEAN, IF YOU ARE,
WE COULD GO BACK.
184
00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,781
NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS NICE.
185
00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,391
IT'S, UM...
186
00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,568
I MEAN...
187
00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,671
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
188
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,673
I'M...READY.
189
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,456
WHAT?!
190
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,110
I--I THOUGHT THAT...
191
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,025
YOU--TODD.
192
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:51,939
I-I'M--
193
00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:52,896
YOU KNOW...
194
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,594
I'M--I'M SORRY.
195
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:55,812
JUST...
196
00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,509
LET'S GO.
197
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,383
PAUL?
198
00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,388
PAUL!
199
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,042
OH. THERE YOU ARE.
200
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,173
OH, GOD.
201
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,828
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.
202
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,135
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
203
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:19,923
OH, THANK GOD.
204
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,882
I CAN'T TALK NOW.
I'M BEING CHASED BY A NUN.
205
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,492
DRIVE! GO, GO, GO!
206
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:28,062
♪ WHATEVER COMES AND GOES
207
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:33,415
♪ WHATEVER COMES AND GOES
208
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,547
SO YOU AND KIRSTEN...
209
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,287
NO.
210
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,941
MISSION SCRUBBED.
211
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,813
WHAT HAPPENED?
212
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,944
I PULLED OUT A CONDOM.
213
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,991
I THOUGHT THEY WANTED US
TO USE CONDOMS.
214
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:44,818
NO, I MEAN
215
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,255
I PULLED IT OUT
TOO EARLY.
216
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,953
THERE'S A TIME LIMIT?
217
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,347
I GUESS SO.
218
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:55,829
Man on radio:
101.7 KFNX, BOSTON.
219
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,221
IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CHILLY...
220
00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:01,965
Todd: AH, YES, ANOTHER
EXCITING EVENING IN SOUTHPORT.
221
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,098
Woman: OHH!
222
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,579
DID YOU SEE THAT?
223
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,406
YEAH.
224
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:09,843
I'M GOING BACK.
225
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,932
ARE YOU INSANE?
226
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:12,976
PROBABLY.
227
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,458
AT LEAST WE'LL HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO.
228
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,116
Todd: WOW. LOOK AT THAT.
229
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:25,075
YEAH. '66 CORVETTE
STINGRAY.
230
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:25,902
HOLD IT.
231
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,818
SHH, SHH, SHH.
232
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,039
HI. YOU NEED SOME HELP?
233
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,824
YOU GUYS COOL?
234
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,828
YEAH.
235
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,569
WE'RE COOL.
236
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:41,831
YEAH.
237
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,354
OH, WAIT.
YOU'RE THE GUY
238
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,052
FROM THE RESERVOIR.
239
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,053
YEAH.
240
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:46,923
HI.
241
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,969
YOU WANT TO HOP IN?
242
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,535
THANKS.
243
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,799
WHAT RESERVOIR?
244
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,279
IS THERE A RESERVOIR
I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT?
245
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:16,561
WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE
DOESN'T CARRY A SPARE TIRE?
246
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,737
UM...I DON'T KNOW.
247
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:21,349
I THINK IT WAS
A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
248
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,525
THANKS FOR STOPPING.
249
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,395
I'M VICKY.
250
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,615
HI. I'M TODD.
THIS IS FABER.
251
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,398
HEY!
252
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,226
THAT HAS GOT TO BE
253
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,186
JUST ABOUT THE NEATEST CAR.
254
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:33,883
YEAH, WELL...
255
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,885
IT'S MY HUSBAND'S.
256
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,191
[SHIVERING]
257
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,410
UH, IF YOU'RE COLD,
THERE'S A JACKET BACK THERE
258
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,498
THAT YOU CAN WEAR.
259
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,370
YEAH. THANKS.
260
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:46,940
I GOT WET
STANDING OUT THERE.
261
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,031
CAN WE TAKE YOU ANYWHERE?
262
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,381
WHERE YOU GOING?
263
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,558
NOWHERE.
264
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,559
NOWHERE.
265
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,734
[LAUGHS]
266
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,388
ME, TOO.
267
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,825
NOWHERE.
268
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,568
OK, FINE.
269
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,093
OK.
270
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,052
THANK YOU.
THERE YOU ARE.
271
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,663
THANKS VERY MUCH.
272
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,100
AND YOUR LOBSTER.
273
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,928
I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
274
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,930
THERE IS SOMETHING
VERY WEIRD GOING ON HERE.
275
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,063
IF BY WEIRD, YOU MEAN
THAT WE'RE HANGING OUT
276
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,760
WITH A GORGEOUSLY
STUNNING WOMAN,
277
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,066
THEN YES,
THIS IS WEIRD.
278
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,415
EXACTLY.
279
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,416
WHOO.
280
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,417
WHOO.
281
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,854
WELL, THEY'RE SENDING
A TOW TRUCK
282
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,595
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
283
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,771
AW, GREAT!
284
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,078
EXCELLENT.
285
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:43,170
SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS,
JUST OUT CRUISING THE NIGHT?
286
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:46,086
YOU KNOW, WE WERE
DOWN AT THE BEACH
287
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,739
AT A SHINDIG.
288
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,089
SHINDIG?
289
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,439
SHINDIG? WHEN DID YOU START
CHANNELING DICK CLARK?
290
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,614
[GIGGLING]
291
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,225
I DON'T USUALLY SAY
SHINDIG. IT'S JUST...
292
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,574
HE DOESN'T.
293
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,229
I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER SAID SHINDIG.
294
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,579
HE HASN'T.
I CAN VOUCH FOR HIM.
295
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,754
[GIGGLING]
296
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,017
YOU GUYS.
297
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,496
YOU WANT TO, UH, ORDER
SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING,
298
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,890
AND WE'LL DRIVE YOU
OVER LATER?
299
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,065
OH, UH...
300
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,893
YEAH.
301
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,460
YEAH.
302
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,812
PEGGY. CAN...
303
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,640
SO, UH, WHAT DOES ONE DO
304
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:19,815
AT THESE SHINDIGS?
305
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,122
IT'S KIND OF BEEN
A WHILE FOR ME.
306
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,254
A LOT OF...ANXIETY...
307
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,603
REJECTION.
308
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,258
IT'S SUPER.
309
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,043
ARE YOU OK?
310
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,783
ICE CREAM HEADACHE.
311
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:32,915
UH-HUH.
312
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,874
HE GETS THEM
ALL THE TIME.
313
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,484
[WHIMPERING]
314
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,921
Vicky: MMM.
315
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,618
MMM.
316
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,361
MMM-MMM.
317
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,015
MMM.
318
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,495
MMM.
319
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,105
MMM.
320
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,933
MMM.
321
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:51,716
OH. SORRY.
322
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,240
I JUST LOVE ICE CREAM.
323
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,983
I HAVEN'T HAD ANY
IN AGES.
324
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,724
Todd: SO, VICKY,
WH-WHAT DO YOU DO?
325
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:05,034
OH, UM, I'M KIND OF
BETWEEN THINGS RIGHT NOW.
326
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,254
MUSIC...
327
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,646
STUDYING...
328
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,952
SCULPTING.
329
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,084
SCULPTING?
330
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,738
YEAH. IT'S, UH,
MOSTLY METAL WORK.
331
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,263
IT'S KIND OF
A HOBBY OF MINE.
332
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,265
COOL.
333
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,441
Faber: HEH HEH HEH.
334
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,182
YES...
335
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,618
HA HA HA HA!
336
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,880
HE DID IT!
337
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,447
HA HA HA HA!
338
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,404
GREAT.
339
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,492
LET'S GO.
340
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,493
AWW...
341
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,973
SORRY.
342
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,629
AND 11 CENTS.
343
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,630
THANK YOU.
344
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,761
THANKS.
345
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,155
SHOULDN'T YOU AT LEAST
LET US GET THE TIP
346
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,243
OR SOMETHING, PLEASE?
347
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,418
IF YOU WANT TO.
348
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,854
[MUTTERING
CALCULATIONS]
349
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,421
ABOUT 2.75.
350
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,422
2.75...
351
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,423
OOH....
352
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,250
DUDE.
353
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,425
SHE DUSTED YOU.
354
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,341
MATH DEGREE,
UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT.
355
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,517
VERY USEFUL.
356
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,783
MATH DEGREE?
357
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,749
UH...SO, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT CALCULUS?
358
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,925
YEAH.
359
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,798
SEE, UH--
360
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,976
I--I TANKED
THIS MIDTERM, AND, UH...
361
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,978
IF I DON'T PASS
THIS COURSE,
362
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,067
MY LIFE IS BASICALLY
OVER WITH.
363
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,287
OH...COME ON.
I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE.
364
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,375
OH, IT'S TRUE.
365
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,422
JEEZ, TODD, I CAN HELP
YOU WITH CALCU--
366
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,772
AAH!
[TIRES SCREECH]
367
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,774
UH, SORRY, GUYS.
368
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,384
UH...
369
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,125
SQUIRREL.
370
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,356
WELL, HERE IT IS.
371
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:53,360
YOU NEED US TO FOLLOW
YOU OR ANYTHING?
372
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,056
[SHIVERING]
373
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,666
NO. I'M FINE. REALLY.
374
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:59,627
I WAS REALLY HAVING
A BAD NIGHT THERE
375
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,194
FOR A WHILE.
376
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,934
BUT YOU...
377
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,502
YOU'RE...
378
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,330
ANYWAY...
379
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,592
I SHOULD GO.
380
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,160
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.
381
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,423
BYE, FABER.
382
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,425
BYE.
383
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,090
AMAZING.
384
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,006
TOTALLY AMAZING.
385
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,445
VICKY!
386
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,101
LOOK, UM...
387
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,755
ABOUT CALCULUS...
388
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,497
YOU THINK I COULD...
GET SOME HELP?
389
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,715
UH...
390
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:45,890
WELL, I--
391
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,979
PLEASE, LOOK,
I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT.
392
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,243
YOU'D BE SAVING MY LIFE.
393
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,157
UH...
394
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,116
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
395
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,248
YEAH?
396
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,597
GREAT.
397
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,685
THANKS.
398
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,557
OH, HEY, YOU CAN CALL ME.
I'M LISTED.
399
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,124
LAST NAME'S BOOMER.
400
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,169
2 Os.
401
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,692
OK.
402
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,042
GOOD NIGHT.
403
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,223
BOOMER WITH 2 Os.
404
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,616
AS IN MORON.
405
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,314
YEAH, AS IN MORON.
406
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,513
TRICK OR TREAT.
407
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,473
WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?
408
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,872
[TV PLAYING]
409
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,232
KIND OF LATE, ISN'T IT?
410
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,060
WHY ARE YOU STILL UP?
411
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,716
NOT THE BEST DAY
OF YOUR ACADEMIC CAREER.
412
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:19,549
I MEAN, I DON'T--
I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
413
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,030
I'M DISAPPOINTED.
414
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,598
I'M--I'M ANGRY.
415
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,990
AND I'M SAD.
416
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,950
I'M SAD THAT THE ONE THING
YOU'VE WORKED SO HARD FOR
417
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,212
IS JUST--IT'S JUST--
418
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,475
IT'S JUST SLIPPING RIGHT
THROUGH YOUR FINGERS.
419
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,824
DAD, IT'S JUST ONE--
420
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,175
LET ME FINISH.
421
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,614
W-WE WORKED SO HARD
FOR THIS THING,
422
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,051
AND HARVARD IS--
IT'S THERE, YOU KNOW?
423
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,313
ON A PLATTER.
IT'S JUST WAITING FOR YOU,
424
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,577
AND YOU'RE JUST--
YOU'RE JUST BLOWING IT.
425
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,535
I KNOW.
426
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:51,799
THAT'S WHY I SHOULD
GET A TUTOR.
427
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,931
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
428
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,238
YEAH, DAD, I GOTTA KICK ASS
ON THIS COURSE, RIGHT?
429
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,239
I SHOULD GET SOME HELP.
430
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,634
YOU'RE...YOU'RE GONNA
GET A TUTOR?
431
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,157
THAT'S GREAT.
432
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,550
THAT IS GREAT.
433
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,986
I-I'LL HELP YOU
GET ONE.
434
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:08,424
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY,
I'VE GOT IT TAKEN CARE OF.
435
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,079
YOUDID?
436
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,237
HI.
437
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,892
THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE.
438
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:43,590
THE ANSWERS
439
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,767
TO YOUR MATH FINAL...
440
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,378
ARE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE
441
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,859
ON MY BODY.
442
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,557
FIND THEM.
443
00:20:57,038 --> 00:21:00,346
THAT'S MY WIFE, PUNK!
444
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,800
WHAT IS THIS, OLIVE LOAF?
445
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,368
YES, WEASEL,
THIS IS OLIVE LOAF.
446
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,153
CAKE.
447
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,897
WELL,
FINALLY HIT THE WALL
448
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,159
WITH MY MOM.
449
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,291
SHE DRIVES ME INSANE.
450
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,467
I'M GONNA MOVE OUT
TO THAT CABIN IN BACK.
451
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,470
CABIN? FABER,
THAT'S NOT A CABIN.
452
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,602
THAT'S A TOOLSHED.
YOU REALIZE THIS?
453
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,083
YOU'LL BE SLEEPING
WITH WEED-BE-GONE.
454
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:43,911
BANANA.
455
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,698
SO, UM...
456
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:51,658
HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TO KIRSTEN?
457
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,355
NO.
458
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,617
OH, BUT, UH...
459
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,619
GUESS WHO CALLED.
460
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,752
SHE CALLED?
461
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,319
SHE CALLED.
462
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,755
WHO CALLED?
463
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,148
NOBODY.
NOBODY.
464
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:09,545
UM...
465
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:12,809
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
THE OTHER NIGHT.
466
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,289
OH, YEAH, ME, TOO.
467
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,812
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
468
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:16,857
NO, NO. I'M SORRY.
469
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,816
I THINK I OVERREACTED
A LITTLE BIT.
470
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,992
OH, NO.
EVERYTHING'S...COOL.
471
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,124
REALLY?
472
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,953
I GUESS I JUST NEED
A LITTLE MORE TIME,
473
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,607
YOU KNOW?
474
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:32,002
TIME IS GOOD.
475
00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,440
BUT, UM...
476
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:38,879
HEY, NOT TOO MUCH
TIME, OK?
477
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,863
HMM.
478
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,399
WOW!
479
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,146
BUT THAT IS WHAT
THERAPY IS FOR.
480
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,061
[INDISTINCT VOICE
ON TELEPHONE]
481
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,802
NO, ELLEN, I DISAGREE.
482
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:36,327
I THINK IT DOES QUALIFY
AS A COLD.
483
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:38,634
[DOORBELL RINGS]
484
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,462
Todd: I'LL GET IT.
485
00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,508
I GOT IT.
486
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,731
HELLO.
487
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:49,602
HI.
488
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,820
MR. BOOMER?
489
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,606
YES. WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE SELLING, I'LL BUY
490
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:56,130
OR GIVE GENEROUSLY TO.
491
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,044
[LAUGHS]
492
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:57,871
UH, ACTUALLY,
493
00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:00,569
I'M TODD'S TUTOR VICKY.
494
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:03,485
YOU'RETODD'S TUTOR?
495
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,792
UH-HUH.
496
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,273
COME IN.
497
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,493
COME IN.
498
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,494
THANKS.
499
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,062
SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND
THE WORLD...
500
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,238
SO MUCH BETTER.
501
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,066
ELAINE,
502
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,546
COME MEET TODD'S TUTOR.
503
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:21,764
Vicky: HI, TODD.
504
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,723
HI.
505
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:26,813
VICKY, COULD I ASK YOU
TO TAKE A SEAT
506
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,510
FOR JUST A SECOND?
507
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:29,511
SURE.
508
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,512
GREAT.
509
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,296
ELVIS.
510
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,518
WELL, ELLEN, IF YOU
CHECKED YOURSELF IN,
511
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,911
YOU COULD
CHECK YOURSELF OUT.
512
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,566
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
513
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,524
DOES, UH, SHE KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT CALCULUS,
514
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:45,527
OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA TAKE
THE 50 BUCKS AN HOUR
515
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,137
AND HAVE A PARTY?
516
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:48,269
DAD, SHE'S GOT A DEGREE.
517
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:52,316
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
HERE, GIVE IT A TRY.
518
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,231
ALL RIGHT.
519
00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,321
VICKY.
520
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,585
WOULD IT BE OK
IF I JUST ASKED YOU
521
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:00,629
A QUESTION OR TWO,
522
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:01,935
JUST TO MAKE SURE
YOU KNOW YOUR--
523
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,066
YOU'RE UP ON
THIS MATERIAL?
524
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,721
HE'S GOING TO ASK HER
A QUESTION OR TWO.
525
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,941
UH, SURE.
526
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,333
ALL RIGHT, HERE.
527
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,161
"IF 3A OVER 5
528
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,859
"REPRESENTS
THE CHANGE IN FORCE
529
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,338
"APPLIED TO
A MOVING OBJECT,
530
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:18,604
WHAT EQUATION REPRESENTS
ITS MOMENTUM?"
531
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,736
UH...
532
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:23,130
OH, HOLD ON.
HOLD ON, ELLEN.
533
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,958
DAD.
534
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,176
HMM?
535
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:31,878
3/5 TIMES THE INTEGRAL
OF A.
536
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,664
[CLOSES BOOK]
537
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:36,622
OK.
538
00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:37,971
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR DINNER.
539
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,799
YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.
540
00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:42,976
I GUESS I WAS
EXPECTING SOMEONE
541
00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:44,630
A LITTLE MORE...
542
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:45,631
MATURE.
543
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:46,806
ARE YOU KIDDING?
544
00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:49,243
TODD IS GONNA WORK
HIS BUTT OFF
545
00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:50,984
TO IMPRESS
A WOMAN LIKE THAT.
546
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:54,074
DO YOU REALLY THINK
SHE'S THAT ATTRACTIVE?
547
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:55,423
FOR ME? NO.
548
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,425
NO. BUT I'M JUST THINKING
FROM TODD'S PERSPECTIVE.
549
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,775
YOU SEE, SHE'S OLDER.
SHE'S MORE SOPHISTICATED.
550
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,516
AND THAT CAN BE
VERY APPEALING
551
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,519
IF YOU, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU GO FOR THAT...
552
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,173
SORT OF THING.
553
00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:07,217
OH.
554
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:10,177
I DON'T...GO FOR
THAT SORT OF THING.
555
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,135
[CLEARS THROAT]
556
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,354
OK.
557
00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:14,921
I THOUGHT WE'D START OFF
WITH YOUR LAST TEST
558
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,879
AND WORK FROM THERE.
559
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,664
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
560
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,666
I'M SURE
I'VE GOT THIS WRONG.
561
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,145
♪ ...ACROSS A ROOM
562
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:25,888
♪ AND I GUESS THIS MEANS
WE'RE FIGHTING AGAIN ♪
563
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:26,889
[CONVERSATION INAUDIBLE]
564
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,978
♪ THE ROOM
IS STARTING TO SPIN ♪
565
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,066
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
566
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:34,462
♪ FLOATING AROUND
INSIDE MY HEAD ♪
567
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:38,248
♪ AND I FELT IT...
568
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,207
EXACTLY.
569
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,644
DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING TO DRINK?
570
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:45,038
OH, SURE.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE.
571
00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,561
YEAH.
572
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,171
UH...
573
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,521
WE'VE GOT...LEMONADE
574
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:51,958
AND CHOCOLATE MILK.
575
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:56,005
UH...WOULD SCOTCH
BE POSSIBLE?
576
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,966
SCOTCH WOULD BE SO POSSIBLE.
577
00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:01,315
JUST ONE SECOND.
578
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,622
THANKS.
579
00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:07,669
SO WHAT ELSE
DO YOU DO,
580
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,454
TODD BOOMER
WITH 2 Os?
581
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,240
I DON'T KNOW. DRAWING.
582
00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:17,200
I DRAW A COMIC
FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER.
583
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,288
REALLY?
584
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:21,422
MAYBE IT SOUNDS
A LITTLE SILLY, BUT...
585
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:26,296
NO, IT SOUNDS GREAT.
586
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,473
WHAT? I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE UP HERE?
587
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,345
OH, NO.
588
00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:32,476
UH--STAY.
589
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,652
PLEASE.
590
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,783
[LAUGHS]
591
00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,698
HERE.
592
00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,874
THANKS.
593
00:27:38,918 --> 00:27:40,920
[SIGHS]
594
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,880
[SIGHS]
595
00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:45,838
HERE.
596
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:46,665
[BUZZER]
597
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,144
OH, THAT'S MY MEAT--
598
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,580
MY MEAT LOAF, I MEAN.
599
00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:52,932
OH, I SHOULD LET YOU
HAVE YOUR DINNER.
600
00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:54,107
OH, NO. NO, I MEAN,
601
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,109
I'M NOT EVEN GOING
TO EAT ANY OF IT,
602
00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:57,719
AND THERE'S NO MEAT
IN IT.
603
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,155
I MEAN IT'S JUST...LOAF.
604
00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:00,504
[LAUGHS]
605
00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:01,897
NO, ACTUALLY...
606
00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,812
I SHOULD GET HOME.
607
00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,945
ARE YOU REALLY LEAVING?
608
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:09,296
YES, I'M REALLY LEAVING,
TODD.
609
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:13,648
OH, UM...WELL,
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
610
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,476
SURE.
611
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:19,219
IT KIND OF FELT GOOD
TO BE, UM...
612
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:20,524
YOU KNOW.
613
00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:23,440
I'M JUST GLAD
I COULD HELP.
614
00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:24,703
SO, UM,
615
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,139
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME A CALL
616
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,968
AFTER YOU FINISH
THE NEXT CHAPTER,
617
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,534
ALL RIGHT?
618
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:41,676
THERE'S ONLY 3 THINGS
I NEED TO SURVIVE--
619
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,201
COMPUTER, TUNES, FOOD.
620
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:46,289
AND WOMEN?
621
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,771
HEY, WOMEN WILL MAKE
THE LIST SOMEDAY.
622
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,164
AS SOON AS I LEARN
HOW TO SPEAK TO THEM
623
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:54,341
WITHOUT MY TONGUE
INFLATING.
624
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,431
SO, COME ON.
WHAT HAPPENED?
625
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,562
WE DID CALCULUS.
626
00:28:58,606 --> 00:28:59,476
AND THAT'S IT?
627
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,478
YEAH. I MEAN,
IT WAS PROBABLY
628
00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:02,784
THE BEST CALCULUS EVER.
629
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,438
IT MADE ME WANT TO HAVE
A CIGARETTE AFTERWARDS,
630
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,831
BUT IT WAS JUST CALCULUS.
631
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,659
OOH, I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE
DONE WITH THE PLACE.
632
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:09,486
BITE ME.
633
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,574
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
634
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,707
Faber's Mom: PAUL! PAUL!
WHERE ARE YOU?
635
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,621
GOD!
636
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:16,972
PLEASE, GET IN HERE
RIGHT NOW!
637
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:19,975
NOTE THE BEAUTY OF
THE FULLY INTEGRATED
638
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:22,021
TOOL SHED AUDIO SYSTEM.
639
00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,937
[TURNS UP VOLUME]
640
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:29,637
Mother: TURN THAT
MUSIC DOWN, PLEASE.
641
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:34,816
PAUL, GET IN HERE!
642
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,471
PAUL!
643
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:41,562
MR. BODEAN, TROLLING
THE MURKY DEPTHS.
644
00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:45,044
MR. FREED,
BOTTOM FEEDING AGAIN.
645
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:49,048
MR. FABER, SMOOTH SAILING,
AS ALWAYS.
646
00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:52,312
MR. BOOMER, GETTING THE WIND
BACK IN YOUR SAILS.
647
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:53,443
KEEP IT UP.
648
00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:55,489
MR. McADAMS, FAILING.
649
00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,970
♪ GIVE ME LAUGHING GAS
650
00:29:58,013 --> 00:29:59,710
♪ GIVE ME NOVOCAIN
651
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:00,494
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
652
00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:03,149
♪ GIVE ME FAST RELEASE
653
00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:05,151
♪ EASE THE PAIN
[RING]
654
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,196
♪ TELL ME SECRETS PAST
655
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,851
[RING]♪ TELL ME
SOMETHING DEEP ♪
656
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,767
♪ TELL ME WHAT I ASK
657
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,988
[RING]
♪ HELP ME SLEEP
658
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:17,946
UH, HELLO?
659
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,601
VICKY. HEY, TODD.
660
00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,821
OH, HI. HOW ARE YOU?
661
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:23,996
EXCELLENT.
662
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,781
HEY, WE GOT AN 89
ON THIS WEEK'S QUIZ.
663
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,000
WE?
664
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:31,699
YEAH, I MEAN, WE'RE
IN THIS TOGETHER, RIGHT?
665
00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:34,571
UH, OK.
666
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:38,880
SO, UH, YOU THINK YOU
COULD COME BY LATER?
667
00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:39,968
TONIGHT?
668
00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:41,013
PLEASE. I'LL DROWN
WITHOUT YOU.
669
00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:43,493
WE'RE TALKING
TITANICHERE.
670
00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,889
OK. HOW ABOUT 6:00?
671
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:52,111
GREAT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
672
00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:54,461
HEY.
OH, HEY.
673
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,680
HOW GOES IT?
IT GOES GOOD.
674
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:58,073
GOOD.
YEAH.
675
00:30:58,117 --> 00:30:59,466
OOH, LOOK AT THAT.
676
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,685
SO I GUESS THIS TUTOR'S
WORKING OUT, HUH.
677
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:02,817
YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.
678
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,079
I MEAN, SHE'S
ACTUALLY HIDEOUS.
679
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,080
REALLY UGLY AND FAT.
680
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:07,256
GOT THAT
WHITE FOAM STUFF.
681
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,344
OH, THAT'S GROSS.
682
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,171
I KNOW, BUT SHE'S
EFFECTIVE, YOU KNOW.
683
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,869
WELL, THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
684
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:11,782
[BELL RINGS]
685
00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:13,436
OH, I'VE GOT
TO GO TO HISTORY.
686
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,483
OH, WELL, THOSE WHO FAIL
TO GO TO HISTORY...
687
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,050
ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT.
688
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,268
EXACTLY.
689
00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:21,096
OH, DON'T FORGET.
IT'S DINER NIGHT TONIGHT.
690
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,315
OH, I CAN'T MAKE IT.
691
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:24,708
I GOT TO KEEP
CRANKING, YOU KNOW.
692
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:29,365
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
693
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,063
WHAT?
694
00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,673
I DON'T KNOW. YOU JUST--
695
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,718
YOU SEEM--YOU SEEM
KIND OF OFF.
696
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:37,721
I'M SORRY. LOOK, I'LL
TRY TO GET AROUND MORE.
697
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,985
I PROMISE. YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST--
698
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:44,076
A MAN WITH A MISSION.
699
00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:50,212
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
700
00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:52,258
YES.
701
00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,870
HI.
702
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,004
ARE YOU READY FOR
YOUR NEXT LESSON?
703
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:02,442
MY PARENTS
ARE DOWNSTAIRS.
704
00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:05,793
YEAH.
705
00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:14,236
[RING]
706
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,240
HELLO?
707
00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:21,461
CHOWDER HEAD,
YOU ARE NOT HERE.
708
00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:22,984
WHERE ARE YOU?
IT'S DINER NIGHT.
709
00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:24,768
OH, SORRY,
I CAN'T MAKE IT.
710
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:27,032
UH, VICKY'S COMING OVER.
DIDN'T KIRSTEN TELL YOU?
711
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:31,079
SHE'S NOT HERE, I GUESS,
WITHOUT THE MAIN ATTRACTION.
712
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,602
[FLY BUZZING]
713
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,822
WELL, MAYBE I CAN
STOP BY LATER.
714
00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,345
IT SHOULD BE ANOTHER
GLORIOUS FALL DAY
715
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:39,131
FOR THE GREATER BOSTON AREA
WITH FAIR SKIES...
716
00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:40,306
MM-HMM.
717
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:41,655
Woman on Phone:
WELL, SITTING ON MY HEAD.
718
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:44,049
WELL, I THINK MAYBE YOU
SHOULD STOP ONE MEDICATION
719
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:45,702
BEFORE YOU START ANOTHER.
720
00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:46,790
[DOORBELL RINGS]
721
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:47,704
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD TAKE FIRST?
722
00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,576
OH, JUST A SEC.
723
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,143
WHAT'S GOING ON?
724
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,972
TODD'S TUTOR IS HERE.
725
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:55,451
HI.
726
00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:57,323
HEY! THERE YOU ARE.
727
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,498
HI.
DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY?
728
00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:01,283
'CAUSE THERE IS
A GREAT GAME COMING UP.
729
00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:02,197
BRUINS-LEAFS.
730
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:03,677
OH, I DON'T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT IT.
731
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,721
WELL, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
732
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,114
I'LL EXPLAIN
THE WHOLE THING TO YOU.
733
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,116
JACK IS FORGETTING
THAT VICKY IS HERE
734
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,291
TO WORK WITH TODD.
735
00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,640
RIGHT. RIGHT.
736
00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:12,294
UM, HE'S UPSTAIRS.
737
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,557
PROBABLY QUIETER UP THERE.
738
00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:15,994
I'LL GO FIND HIM.
739
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,606
OK. SHE'S A NICE GIRL,
HUH?
740
00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:26,439
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
741
00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:28,180
HI.
742
00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:29,311
IS THIS COOL?
743
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:33,098
YEAH. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE COMING UP.
744
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:37,058
WOW. WILD ROOM.
745
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,973
THANKS. UH,
JUST HAVE A SEAT.
746
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:42,150
I'LL GET A CHAIR.
747
00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,416
THESE ARE GREAT.
748
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,288
YOU DID THESE?
749
00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:50,811
YEAH.
750
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,334
YOU'RE VERY GOOD.
751
00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:54,032
YOU LIKE THEM?
752
00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:57,035
YEAH. ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.
753
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,649
HERE, TAKE IT.
754
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:04,085
YEAH?
755
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:06,348
THANKS.
756
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,141
HERE'S YOUR STACK, FABER.
757
00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:17,664
THANKS, HANK.
758
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,361
YOU BET.
759
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:23,583
GUESS WHO?
760
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:28,414
CINDY CRAWFORD,
YOU CAME BACK TO ME.
761
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,677
YEAH, WELL, IT'S JUST ME.
762
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,070
SORRY TO
DISAPPOINT YOU.
763
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,159
NO, I'M THRILLED. I DIDN'T
THINK YOU'D MAKE THE TRIP.
764
00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,726
ARE YOU KIDDING?
OF COURSE.
765
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,207
I THOUGHT MAYBE
WITHOUT TODD.
766
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:42,471
OH, WELL, I GUESS
HE'S ALL WRAPPED UP
767
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,343
IN THIS CALCULUS
THING, RIGHT?
768
00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:48,695
UH, YEAH, HE'S OBSESSED.
769
00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:52,351
SO, NEXT TIME WE'LL START
WITH THE NEW STUFF.
770
00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:55,484
UH, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD, UM,
771
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,052
GIVE ME A RIDE
TO THE DINER?
772
00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:02,883
UM, SURE.
I OWE YOU ONE.
773
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,104
Todd: YOU MADE THIS?
774
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,280
YEAH.
775
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,108
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE REST OF YOUR WORK.
776
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,414
OH, I DON'T REALLY
SHOW MY ART.
777
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,155
WELL, CAN IT REALLY
BE CONSIDERED ART
778
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:15,504
IF YOU DON'T SHOW IT
TO ANYBODY?
779
00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,812
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT MORE LIKE
THERAPY OR SOMETHING?
780
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,728
YOU'RE RIGHT.
781
00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,558
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
782
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:29,475
I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE
A PLAIN OLD BURGER.
783
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:30,780
OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
784
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:34,436
YOU KNOW, I GET AROUND
SOMEONE, I CAN'T--
785
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,658
I MEAN, I'D LIKE
TO IMPRESS LIKE KIM
786
00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:42,357
AND MY BRAIN JUST FILLS
WITH TRAIL MIX, YOU KNOW?
787
00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:43,358
I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
788
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:46,231
OH, COME ON.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT KIM.
789
00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:47,406
YOU DO FINE.
790
00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:50,017
YEAH, BUT I MEAN,
IT'S DIFFERENT WITH YOU.
791
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,019
YOU'RE--
792
00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,979
ANYWAY.
793
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,678
HEY, THERE'S FABER.
794
00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:04,205
WHO--WHO'S THAT?
795
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:05,293
I'M NOT SURE.
796
00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:07,295
WELL, SHE SEEMS SURE.
797
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:11,343
FABER. VICKY FROM THE CAR
THE OTHER NIGHT.
798
00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:15,999
SURE. SURE, UM, VICKY,
THIS IS KIRSTEN.
799
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,566
KIRSTEN, THIS IS VICKY.
800
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,394
HI.
HI.
801
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,962
TODD WAS HOPING
YOU'D STILL BE HERE.
802
00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:22,963
TODD'S HERE?
803
00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:26,836
YEAH, SORRY.
VICKY IS TODD'S TUTOR.
804
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,534
I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT.
805
00:36:28,577 --> 00:36:30,666
HI, GUYS.
806
00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:36,455
SEE YOU MET VICKY.
807
00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,108
YEAH, ALTHOUGH
I DIDN'T SEE
808
00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:42,591
ANY FOAM IN THE CORNERS
OF HER MOUTH, TODD.
809
00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,376
KIRSTEN?
810
00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:45,638
IS IT SOMETHING
I SAID?
811
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:49,250
IT'S MY FAULT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
812
00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:53,602
KIRSTEN, LOOK,
THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON.
813
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,430
SHE'S JUST HELPING ME
IN CALCULUS.
814
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:56,649
WELL, THEN WHY
LIE TO ME?
815
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,259
WHAT, I'M NOT MATURE
ENOUGH TO HANDLE
816
00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:00,479
THAT YOUR TUTOR'S
ATTRACTIVE?
817
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,959
GIVE ME A BREAK,
TODD.
818
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,267
I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIED.
819
00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:08,617
KIRSTEN, COME ON.
820
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:09,749
JUST FORGET IT.
821
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,490
KIRSTEN!
822
00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:23,502
♪
♪
♪
823
00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:06,545
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
824
00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:09,461
IS SHE PISSED?
825
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,158
AND HAS SHE SAID
ANYTHING?
826
00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:12,899
UM--
827
00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:15,728
NO, NOT REALLY.
828
00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:18,644
I MEAN, I KNOW I SCREWED
THINGS UP WITH KIRSTEN,
829
00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:20,689
BUT VICKY'S JUST--
830
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,343
I LOVE THIS.
831
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:23,388
YOU GATHERED THE WOOD,
832
00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,433
BUILT THE FIRE,
CLIMBED INTO THE POT,
833
00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:27,827
NOW SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
YOU'RE COOKED.
834
00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,829
[BEEP BEEP]
BYE, PAUL!
835
00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:33,093
SEE YOU IN CLASS.
836
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:39,404
WHY DOES MY LIFE SEEM
LIKE A BAD PUPPET SHOW
837
00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:41,275
COMPARED TO YOURS?
838
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,190
INCOMING.
839
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,326
GO AWAY. GO AWAY.
840
00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:50,197
GO AWAY.
841
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,243
THANK GOD.
842
00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:55,158
I HATE GOALIE.
843
00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,246
I MEAN, VICKY'S TALENTED.
844
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:57,639
SHE'S SMART.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
845
00:38:57,683 --> 00:39:01,469
SO KIRSTEN IS WHAT,
LOWER ON THE FOOD CHAIN?
846
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,603
NO. NO.
847
00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:08,128
I DON'T KNOW.
848
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,434
HEADS UP.
849
00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:11,087
SHIT.
850
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,090
OW!
851
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:16,484
Todd: NICE STOP, PELE.
852
00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:17,442
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
853
00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:18,965
I'M A NATURAL ATHLETE.
854
00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:21,576
♪ I CAN'T SEEM
TO REMEMBER ♪
855
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:24,623
♪ WHEN YOU FIRST BEGAN
TO START THIS SHIT ♪
856
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:25,841
♪ AND TRY TO
MESS WITH MY MIND ♪
857
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,190
♪ I FIND THAT IN THE END
858
00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,758
♪ YOU'RE JUST
A BIG OLD BORE ♪
859
00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:32,979
♪ WHO WISHED THAT
SHE'D HAD MORE ♪
860
00:39:33,022 --> 00:39:34,154
♪ THAN JUST A LITTLE FUN
861
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,330
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE
862
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,289
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE
863
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,987
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE
864
00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:43,598
♪ AND I DON'T WANT TO
LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS ♪
865
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:46,862
♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE,
DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE ♪
866
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:51,476
♪ DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE, WHOA
867
00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:53,086
OH!
868
00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:59,048
WELL, HAS HE SAID
ANYTHING TO YOU?
869
00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:03,836
UH, NO, NOT REALLY.
870
00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:10,320
I'M SURE HE SAID
SOMETHING TO YOU,
871
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:12,671
BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING
LOYAL TO YOUR FRIEND
872
00:40:12,714 --> 00:40:13,889
WHICH I UNDERSTAND.
873
00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:18,111
WELL, YOU'RE
MY FRIEND, TOO.
874
00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:22,158
YOU'RE A SWEETHEART.
875
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,464
GIVE ME A HUG.
876
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:26,772
I DON'T THINK SO.
LOOK OUT!
877
00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:28,904
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
878
00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:31,124
SORRY.
879
00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:34,127
SOMEBODY WANT TO GET THAT?
880
00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:39,306
WHERE ARE YOU--FABER?
881
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,569
THIS WILL COME OUT
WITH CLUB SODA.
882
00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:44,354
MR. TODD BOOMER?
883
00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:45,268
NICE TO MEET YOU.
884
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,401
NICE TO MEET YOU.
YOU'RE NEXT.
885
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,272
UH, NO, NO.
886
00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:50,752
OH, RIGHT.
887
00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:52,319
NOT UNTIL
THE INTERVIEWER SITS
888
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:53,712
OR HE--HE INVITES
YOU TO SIT.
889
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,235
RIGHT.
YOU GOT IT.
890
00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:58,847
I'VE, UH, LOOKED OVER
YOUR APPLICATION
TO HARVARD, BUT...
891
00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,632
WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT YOURSELF
892
00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:01,807
THAT I'M NOT
GOING TO FIND
893
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,461
ON THIS PIECE
OF PAPER?
894
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,985
WELL, I VALUE FRIENDSHIP.
895
00:41:06,028 --> 00:41:06,812
MM-HMM.
896
00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:09,162
I VALUE HONESTY.
897
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,816
WHAT ABOUT YOUR, UH,
898
00:41:10,859 --> 00:41:12,948
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PASSIONS?
899
00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:16,517
BREASTS.
I REALLY LOVE BREASTS.
900
00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:17,779
IT DOESN'T REALLY
MATTER THE SIZE.
901
00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:19,172
YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO
DO THIS. IS THAT RIGHT?
902
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:22,218
DAD, I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING. RELAX.
903
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:24,873
DAD, COME ON.
904
00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:31,140
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PASSIONS?
905
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:35,493
DRAWING.
906
00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:37,364
I REALLY LOVE TO DRAW.
907
00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:40,672
I DRAW A COMIC STRIP FOR
THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER
908
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,500
AND I DON'T KNOW--
IT SOUNDS FUNNY--
909
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:50,159
BUT THAT'S WHEN I FEEL
THE MOST ME, YOU KNOW?
910
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:53,859
I FEEL REALLY PROUD
WHEN I CREATE SOMETHING.
911
00:41:57,819 --> 00:42:01,388
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
912
00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:03,956
ALL RIGHT. THE BOAT
IS TRAVELING
913
00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:07,829
A DISTANCE OF 200 YARDS
AT 25 FEET PER SECOND.
914
00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:11,746
WHAT IS THE RATE OF CHANGE
OF THE ANGLE OF DEFLECTION?
915
00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,834
MR. MUELLER.
916
00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,141
NO, NO, NO. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.
917
00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:17,752
SOMEBODY NEW
FOR A CHANGE.
918
00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,449
BOOMER.
919
00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:24,150
THE RATE OF CHANGE IS--
920
00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:27,719
.04 RADIANCE.
921
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,156
YES, 3-POINTER
AT THE BUZZER.
922
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,332
RECOMMENDATION'S
LOOKING BETTER.
923
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,333
EVERYBODY SEE THAT?
924
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:38,164
NOW IF THE BOAT
CONTINUES AT 35--
925
00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:40,122
[TOUCH TONES]
926
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,820
[RING]
927
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:43,386
HELLO?
928
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:44,866
VICKY. HI, IT'S TODD.
929
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:48,740
OH, HI, TODD. I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
930
00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,524
YOU WERE?
931
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:54,267
UH, LOOK, I HAD A REALLY
GOOD TIME THE OTHER NIGHT.
932
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:56,530
I MEAN, I MEAN, WE GOT
SOME REALLY GOOD WORK DONE.
933
00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:01,491
YEAH. OH, AND DID YOU WORK
EVERYTHING OUT WITH KRISTEN?
934
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:02,580
UH, KIRSTEN?
935
00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:05,583
UH, NO, NOT REALLY.
936
00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:08,803
LOOK, UM, ARE WE
STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?
937
00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:11,153
YEAH, YEAH, AND, UM,
938
00:43:11,197 --> 00:43:13,547
ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID
939
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,723
ABOUT SHOWING MY ART.
940
00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:20,641
AND, UH, WHY DON'T
YOU COME OVER HERE?
941
00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:21,642
REALLY?
942
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,949
YEAH, IT'S
12 CHATHAM LANE.
943
00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,124
ABOUT 6:00?
944
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:29,171
UH, SURE. GREAT. GREAT.
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
945
00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:30,738
OK. BYE.
946
00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,566
BYE.
947
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:44,447
BUT ELLEN, I THOUGHT
THEY STOPPED DOING
948
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:47,842
SHOCK THERAPY
YEARS AGO.
949
00:43:47,886 --> 00:43:49,322
IT SOUNDS DRASTIC.
950
00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,150
I GOT TO GO TO VICKY'S.
I'M LATE. BYE.
951
00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:52,978
NO, WAIT!
952
00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:55,110
TODD IS GOING
TO HIS TUTOR'S
953
00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:56,285
AND I DON'T
KNOW WHY.
954
00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:57,939
OH, SEE, SHE HAS
TO TAKE CARE OF HER DOG.
955
00:43:57,983 --> 00:43:59,375
IT'S HAVING PUPPIES. BYE.
956
00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:01,769
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY!
957
00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:04,206
IS MR. MUELLER WRITING
THAT RECOMMENDATION?
958
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:08,689
IT'S NOT BEYOND THE REALM
OF POSSIBILITY. BYE.
959
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:13,128
IT'S NOT BEYOND THE REALM
OF POSSIBILITY?
960
00:44:13,172 --> 00:44:15,870
HE WAS WEARING COLOGNE.
961
00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:39,328
WOW, YOU DID ALL OF THIS?
962
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:43,898
WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
GO THROUGH ALL THIS EFFORT
963
00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:46,205
AND YOU DON'T HAVE SHOWS.
964
00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:48,686
NAH, IT'S JUST FOR ME.
965
00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:50,296
I MEAN, I'D LOVE
TO SHOW MY WORK,
966
00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:52,341
BUT PEOPLE
MIGHT HATE IT
967
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:55,344
OR THINK I WAS CRAZY
OR SOMETHING.
968
00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:58,086
I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE CRAZY.
969
00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:02,569
WELL, MY HUSBAND
CERTAINLY DOES.
970
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:08,706
YOU TWO DON'T GET ALONG,
DO YOU?
971
00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:13,754
WELL, LET'S PUT IT
THIS WAY.
972
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:14,668
WHAT HAVE YOU SPENT,
973
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,758
ABOUT A MINUTE
IN HERE WITH ME?
974
00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:18,890
YEAH.
975
00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:21,762
THAT'S ABOUT A MINUTE
AND A HALF LONGER
976
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:24,156
THAN HE'S EVER SPENT.
977
00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:28,334
WHY DO YOU STAY?
978
00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:33,469
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
979
00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:37,343
COULD WE NOT
TALK ABOUT THIS?
980
00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:39,693
OK.
981
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,087
BUT YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH.
982
00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:45,177
YEAH.
983
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:49,050
WELL...ANYWAY.
984
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:52,010
WAIT. I HAVE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
985
00:46:00,714 --> 00:46:03,499
HERE, A PRESENT.
986
00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:07,155
A PRESENT? FOR ME?
987
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,461
WHY?
988
00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:11,551
FOR LETTING ME HELP YOU.
989
00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:13,553
SHOULDN'T I BE GIVING
YOU THE PRESENT?
990
00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:15,511
COME ON, OPEN IT.
991
00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:17,122
OK.
992
00:46:17,731 --> 00:46:21,474
IT'S BONIE D.
DID YOU MAKE THIS?
993
00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,258
UH-HUH.
994
00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:26,784
WOW. THANK YOU.
995
00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:29,743
THIS IS AMAZING.
THANK YOU.
996
00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:37,316
NO, TODD.
997
00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:41,233
OF COURSE NOT.
998
00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:45,977
SO, TODD, WHAT IS THE BIG
FASCINATION WITH HARVARD?
999
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,979
I MEAN, I THOUGHT
YOU TOLD ME
1000
00:46:48,022 --> 00:46:49,545
YOUR PASSION
WAS DRAWING.
1001
00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:52,287
MOST PEOPLE WISH
THEY HAD SOMETHING
1002
00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:54,594
THEY COULD GET
EXCITED ABOUT.
1003
00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:57,249
YOU SHOULDN'T
WASTE THAT.
1004
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,949
LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
1005
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:04,299
HMM.
1006
00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,345
TOUCHE. MMM.
1007
00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,999
OH.
1008
00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,525
SO YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY
LIKE THAT NOW, ARE YOU?
1009
00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:14,353
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
MM-HMM.
1010
00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:15,484
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1011
00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:17,138
OH, YOU DID.
1012
00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:20,925
OH, YOU DOG.
1013
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,275
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
1014
00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:24,406
OK, STAY STILL.
NO.
1015
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:26,582
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1016
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:27,801
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1017
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,196
I'M TURNING YOU INTO
YOUR ALTER EGO, BONIE D.
1018
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,110
OH, MAN.
1019
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:36,027
OK. NOW BARK.
1020
00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:38,551
BARK?
1021
00:47:38,594 --> 00:47:41,946
RUFF.
1022
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:43,469
NO.
COME ON.
1023
00:47:43,512 --> 00:47:44,862
A BIG DEEP BARK.
1024
00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:45,950
RUFF.
1025
00:47:45,993 --> 00:47:48,387
NO.
1026
00:47:48,430 --> 00:47:49,518
RUFF.
1027
00:47:49,562 --> 00:47:51,390
HA HA.
1028
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,885
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.
1029
00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:19,157
COULD YOU TURN OFF
THAT LIGHT?
1030
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,159
OK.
1031
00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,519
IS THIS HAPPENING?
1032
00:48:33,562 --> 00:48:35,913
MM-HMM.
1033
00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,618
OH!
1034
00:49:59,822 --> 00:50:04,088
HEY, YOU BETTER GO NOW.
1035
00:50:04,131 --> 00:50:05,350
PARENTS MIGHT NOT BELIEVE
1036
00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:08,483
YOU WANTED TO SPEND
EXTRA TIME DOING CALCULUS.
1037
00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,835
RIGHT.
1038
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:24,717
YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
I WOULD SAY THIS, BUT...
1039
00:50:26,501 --> 00:50:28,677
I REALLY LOVE MATH.
1040
00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:36,033
[SIGHS]
1041
00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:39,340
I BETTER GO.
1042
00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:47,131
[SIGHS]
1043
00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,442
IT WAS--I DON'T KNOW.
1044
00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:57,837
I JUST SEE LIFE
SO DIFFERENTLY NOW.
1045
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,881
OH, I'M SURE YOU DO.
1046
00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,361
YOU JUST SLEPT
WITH SOMEBODY'S WIFE.
1047
00:51:00,405 --> 00:51:02,537
NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, MAN.
IT'S REALLY NOT.
1048
00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:04,061
I'M REALLY INTO HER.
1049
00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:07,455
I WOULDN'T GET
TOO DEEP, TODD.
1050
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,891
WE'LL TALK ABOUT
THIS TOMORROW.
1051
00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:12,460
NO, LOOK, I'VE HEARD THIS GUY
IS REALLY AWFUL TO HER.
1052
00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:16,464
I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING
TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS.
1053
00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:18,597
NO, NO, AS LONG
AS YOU FEEL GOOD.
1054
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,512
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
1055
00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:22,601
JEALOUS MUCH?
1056
00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:23,602
JEEZ.
1057
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:24,690
THAT HAS NOTHING--
JUST FORGET IT.
1058
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:26,213
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE
EXCITED FOR ME.
1059
00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:31,653
COME ON, FABER,
WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?
1060
00:51:32,785 --> 00:51:33,786
GOOD. I GOT
TO GET HOME, MAN.
1061
00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:36,528
MY PARENTS ARE GOING
TO FREAK OUT.
1062
00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:41,054
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.
1063
00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:54,111
HE'S GONE.
1064
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,509
I'M SORRY.
1065
00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:13,391
[BIRDS SINGING]
1066
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,935
KIRSTEN?
1067
00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,719
HEY.
1068
00:52:37,763 --> 00:52:40,374
HEY, WAKE UP.
1069
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,637
SHIT. OH, I HAVE
TO CALL MY MOM.
1070
00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:43,943
SHE'S GOING
TO BE INSANE.
1071
00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:48,165
I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE
WOKEN YOU UP LAST NIGHT.
1072
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:50,819
OH, NO, NO, NO,
IT'S OK.
1073
00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,212
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T.
1074
00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:54,606
SHE'LL GET OVER IT.
1075
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:56,738
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1076
00:52:56,782 --> 00:52:59,001
MORNING BREATH.
1077
00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:02,091
I KNOW. ME, TOO.
1078
00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:03,876
I GOT TO GO.
1079
00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,455
♪ WHENEVER I'M CONFUSED
1080
00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:19,283
♪ GONNA SIT IT OUT
1081
00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:20,719
♪ SHOCK OF SEEING YOU
1082
00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:22,460
♪ SPIT THE PART RIGHT OUT
1083
00:53:22,503 --> 00:53:25,724
♪ NOW ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
1084
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:28,117
♪ WHENEVER I'M CONFUSED
1085
00:53:28,161 --> 00:53:29,510
♪ GONNA SIT IT OUT
1086
00:53:29,554 --> 00:53:31,077
♪ SHOCK OF SEEING YOU
1087
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,079
♪ SPIT THE PART RIGHT OUT
1088
00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:36,474
♪ ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
1089
00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:48,921
WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO SAY?
1090
00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:59,453
HEY, MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
1091
00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:03,065
KIRSTEN, WHAT'S WRONG?
1092
00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:05,111
TODD, DON'T EVEN START.
1093
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,244
WAIT. LET'S TALK
ABOUT THIS.
1094
00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,680
WHAT, YOU FIGURE YOU'RE
JUST GONNA LET ME
1095
00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:10,290
BLOW IN THE BREEZE, AND IF
I BLEW AWAY, WELL THEN GOOD,
1096
00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,205
YOU WON'T HAVE TO DEAL
WITH ME ANYMORE? IS THAT IT?
1097
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,815
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT.
1098
00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:15,208
BECAUSE YOU FUCKED
YOUR MATH TUTOR
1099
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,384
AND YOU LIED TO ME!
1100
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:22,433
[UTENSIL HITS FLOOR]
1101
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:36,360
THAT'S HIM.Girls: HA HA HA.
1102
00:54:36,838 --> 00:54:40,929
[BELL RINGS]
1103
00:54:46,631 --> 00:54:48,328
YOU TOLD KIRSTEN
ABOUT VICKY.
1104
00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:49,503
I DIDN'T TELL HER.
1105
00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:51,766
THEN HOW DID SHE KNOW?
1106
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,594
YOU TOLD HER.
1107
00:54:53,638 --> 00:54:55,553
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1108
00:54:55,596 --> 00:54:57,206
HUH?
1109
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,034
SHE--
1110
00:54:59,513 --> 00:55:03,648
SHE WAS IN MY ROOM WHEN
YOU CAME BY LAST NIGHT.
1111
00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:07,216
WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME?
1112
00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,308
WHAT, YOU SNAKED KIRSTEN?
1113
00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:12,526
I DIDN'T SNAKE HER.
1114
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,441
NOTHING HAS
HAPPENED YET.
1115
00:55:14,485 --> 00:55:15,442
YET?
1116
00:55:15,486 --> 00:55:18,271
YET? WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1117
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,620
NICE ETHICS. NICE FRIEND.
1118
00:55:19,664 --> 00:55:22,623
HEY, YOU BLEW HER OFF
FOR SOME FANTASY,
1119
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:25,060
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
THE DECENCY TO TELL HER.
1120
00:55:25,104 --> 00:55:26,627
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS OVER!
1121
00:55:26,671 --> 00:55:28,629
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING
TO HAPPEN BETWEEN ME AND VICKY!
1122
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,936
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
HEY!
1123
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,505
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
1124
00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:38,683
YOU GIRLS WANT TO FIGHT,
TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
1125
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:39,858
MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL.
1126
00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:41,120
MY CAR'S PARKED
OUT FRONT IN THE TOW AWAY.
1127
00:55:41,163 --> 00:55:42,643
KEEP AN EYE ON IT.
1128
00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:44,689
ALL RIGHT?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1129
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,517
YES, SIR.
1130
00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,350
SINCE WHEN DID YOU START
PUSHING PEOPLE IN THE HALLS?
1131
00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:55,134
WHEN DID YOU FORGET
WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND IS?
1132
00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:58,877
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
LECTURING ME ABOUT ETHICS.
1133
00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,791
OH, MY GOD!
1134
00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:02,402
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.
1135
00:56:02,446 --> 00:56:05,405
THAT'S VICKY'S CAR.
1136
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:08,321
OH, MY GOD.OH, MY GOD.
1137
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,409
OH.
1138
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,630
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS--
1139
00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:13,805
THIS IS--
1140
00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:17,025
THIS IS A '66 CORVETTE
STINGRAY, GENTLEMEN.
1141
00:56:17,069 --> 00:56:18,723
DON'T TOUCH.
1142
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,725
NICE CAR, SIR.
1143
00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:21,595
SHE'S A BEAUTY.
1144
00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:22,988
YEAH, SHE'S
MY LUCKY CHARM.
1145
00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:26,818
AND I FEEL LUCKY TODAY.
CHECK THESE BABIES OUT.
1146
00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:27,993
WHOO-HOO.
1147
00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:29,473
YEP, I'M GOING
TO CATCH ME SOME DINNER
1148
00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:32,519
AT THE RESERVOIR
BEFORE DARK.
1149
00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:34,739
SEE YOU TOMORROW, BOYS.
1150
00:56:40,179 --> 00:56:42,703
I THINK I NEED
TO SIT DOWN.
1151
00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:52,887
I GUESS YOU
WON'T BE GETTING
1152
00:56:52,931 --> 00:56:56,108
THE HARVARD
RECOMMENDATION NOW.
1153
00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,736
[BUZZING]
1154
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,568
YOU SHOULDN'T
JUST SHOW UP, YOU KNOW.
1155
00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:23,614
WHAT IF HE WAS HERE?
1156
00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:25,920
HE'S NOT HERE.
1157
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:31,665
NO, MRS. MUELLER.
1158
00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:34,494
TODD.
1159
00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:37,497
HOW COULD YOU
NOT TELL ME?
1160
00:57:39,151 --> 00:57:41,022
I DON'T KNOW.
1161
00:57:42,154 --> 00:57:45,157
IT DIDN'T SEEM
TO MATTER AT FIRST.
1162
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,378
VICKY, WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
1163
00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:52,338
I MEAN, WHAT--
1164
00:57:52,381 --> 00:57:55,297
I CAN'T BE WITH YOU.
1165
00:57:56,081 --> 00:57:58,562
I KNOW.
1166
00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:14,795
HOW COULD YOU
HAVE MARRIED...MUELLER?
1167
00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:16,841
GOD!
1168
00:58:18,277 --> 00:58:20,453
WHAT? IT'S NOT FUNNY.
1169
00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:28,200
HE WASN'T ALWAYS
LIKE THAT.
1170
00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:36,556
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
1171
00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:52,006
I GUESS IT HAD TO END
SOMETIME, RIGHT?
1172
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:58,143
YOU BETTER GO NOW.
1173
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:03,975
[WHISTLING]
1174
00:59:04,018 --> 00:59:06,455
[CLATTER]
1175
00:59:15,377 --> 00:59:16,640
Mueller: VICKY!
1176
00:59:16,683 --> 00:59:17,728
OH, STOP.
1177
00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:19,251
WHAT?
1178
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,169
VIC?
1179
00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:28,260
WHO'S THAT?
1180
00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:29,522
IT'S ROY.
1181
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,567
ROY?
1182
00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:31,611
MR. MUELLER.
1183
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:33,047
OH, SHIT!
1184
00:59:33,091 --> 00:59:34,832
GOD!
1185
00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,398
OH!
1186
00:59:38,531 --> 00:59:40,577
GET BEHIND
THE SHELVES.
1187
00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,191
HEY, HEY.
1188
00:59:46,234 --> 00:59:48,497
QUIT WORKING ON THAT
CRAP FOR A MINUTE.
1189
00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:49,498
LOOK.
1190
00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:52,676
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
1191
00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:57,550
DAH! DINNER.
1192
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,769
[KISSY NOISES]
1193
00:59:58,812 --> 01:00:00,814
I'LL JUST CLEAN THIS UP
IN THE UTILITY SINK.
1194
01:00:00,858 --> 01:00:03,730
CAN'T WE WAIT A WHILE?
I'M NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY.
1195
01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:06,254
YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY?
WELL, I'M STARVED.
1196
01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:08,387
REHEAT YOURS LATER.
1197
01:00:09,518 --> 01:00:10,824
BOY, I'M TELLING YOU,
1198
01:00:10,868 --> 01:00:13,000
THIS BAIT
WAS INCREDIBLE.
1199
01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:16,700
I COULD'VE CLEANED OUT
THE ENTIRE RESERVOIR--
1200
01:00:16,743 --> 01:00:19,485
OH. YEAH.
1201
01:00:19,528 --> 01:00:22,053
AND...
1202
01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:25,665
MR. SHERMAN, THE EARTH
SCIENCE YAHOO AT SCHOOL,
1203
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,755
GAVE ME THESE THINGS
CALLED DOPSON FLIES.
1204
01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:30,148
SOUNDS GREAT.
1205
01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:33,064
YEAH. THEY
[CLANG]START OUT--
1206
01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:36,676
CHRIST, WOMAN,
WATCH YOURSELF.
1207
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,809
DRINKING?
1208
01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:42,464
NO. I JUST LOST
MY BALANCE.
1209
01:00:42,508 --> 01:00:45,554
YEAH. OK.
1210
01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:47,208
TELL YOU WHAT,
1211
01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:48,340
WHY DON'T I
GRILL THESE?
1212
01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:49,646
THAT WAY, I DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY
1213
01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:53,040
ABOUT YOU
SCREWING 'EM UP.
1214
01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:59,481
OH. ONE OTHER THING.
1215
01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:00,526
YEAH?
1216
01:01:00,569 --> 01:01:03,050
THERE'S A KID IN
MY CALCULUS CLASS--
1217
01:01:03,094 --> 01:01:04,748
TODD BOOMER.
1218
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:05,836
YEAH?
1219
01:01:05,879 --> 01:01:07,533
I'M GONNA WRITE HIM
A RECOMMENDATION,
1220
01:01:07,576 --> 01:01:08,708
BUT MY PRINTER'S
SCREWED UP.
1221
01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:09,927
WHERE'S YOUR OLD
TYPEWRITER?
1222
01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:12,712
UH, I'LL BE IN
IN A SECOND
1223
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:15,628
AND HELP YOU FIND IT.
1224
01:01:17,238 --> 01:01:18,805
HURRY.
1225
01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:33,341
I THINK I WILL CALL
NEXT TIME.
1226
01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:38,129
[HUMMING]
1227
01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:42,699
AH.
1228
01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:53,405
HA HA!
1229
01:02:01,456 --> 01:02:03,197
HMM.
1230
01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,121
WHOOP!
1231
01:02:14,165 --> 01:02:17,255
[LAUGHTER]
1232
01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,782
GOOD NIGHT.
1233
01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:26,177
OH, GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
1234
01:02:27,178 --> 01:02:29,354
YOU SEEM PRETTY
MISERABLE TONIGHT.
1235
01:02:29,397 --> 01:02:30,964
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1236
01:02:31,008 --> 01:02:31,748
YEAH.
1237
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:33,010
WHAT, ARE YOU WORRIED
1238
01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,794
ABOUT THE INTERVIEW
TOMORROW?
1239
01:02:34,838 --> 01:02:35,839
FORGET ABOUT IT.
1240
01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:38,537
YOU ARE GOING
TO BE GREAT.
1241
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:41,148
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
1242
01:02:41,192 --> 01:02:44,151
ACTUALLY, THAT'S
THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES.
1243
01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:44,848
MM?
1244
01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:45,979
WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
1245
01:02:46,023 --> 01:02:48,721
I WOULDN'T KNOW
WHERE TO BEGIN.
1246
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,550
COME ON, GIVE ME A TRY.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
1247
01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:52,943
HIT IT.
1248
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:55,554
OK.
1249
01:02:55,597 --> 01:02:57,295
I SLEPT
WITH SOMEONE'S WIFE,
1250
01:02:57,338 --> 01:02:58,557
AND NOW I'M AFRAID
1251
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,125
HE MIGHT FIND ME
AND KILL ME.
1252
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,519
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU HAD A PROBLEM.
1253
01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:06,826
[SLAP ON THE KNEE]
1254
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,610
YANKING MY CHAIN,
AREN'T YOU?
1255
01:03:08,654 --> 01:03:11,657
OH, DAD,
OF COURSE I AM.
1256
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:13,877
OF COURSE.
1257
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,530
I'LL SEE YA.
1258
01:03:15,574 --> 01:03:17,010
DAD.
1259
01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:23,451
UM...REMEMBER WHEN
I TOLD YOU
1260
01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:26,498
THAT I VALUE
FRIENDSHIP AND...
1261
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,021
HONESTY?
1262
01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,718
YES.
1263
01:03:30,328 --> 01:03:31,764
I MEANT THAT.
1264
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,810
I KNOW YOU DID.
1265
01:03:35,246 --> 01:03:37,509
WELL, UM...
1266
01:03:39,990 --> 01:03:43,602
YOU'VE SCREWED UP
BEFORE, RIGHT?
1267
01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:45,734
NO, I NEVER HAVE.
1268
01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,650
NO. I MEAN IT.
1269
01:03:48,694 --> 01:03:51,697
YEAH. ONCE OR TWICE.
1270
01:03:54,352 --> 01:03:57,224
WELL, ALL I CAN
TELL YOU IS,
1271
01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:58,573
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
1272
01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:00,358
IT'S JUST YOU.
1273
01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:04,231
SO I WOULD
FACE UP TO IT,
1274
01:04:04,275 --> 01:04:05,624
WHATEVER IT IS.
1275
01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:06,843
'CAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU,
1276
01:04:06,886 --> 01:04:11,543
THE LONGER YOU WAIT,
THE WORSE IT GETS.
1277
01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:13,327
DOES THAT HELP?
1278
01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:15,939
YEAH, IT DOES.
1279
01:04:15,982 --> 01:04:17,766
THANKS, DAD.
1280
01:04:19,725 --> 01:04:21,074
YOU'RE GONNA KILL 'EM.
1281
01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:23,120
YOU'RE GONNA
MURDER 'EM.
1282
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:26,601
YOU'RE GONNA
MASSACRE 'EM.
1283
01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:33,782
♪ 10,000 MEN OF HARVARD
WANT VICTORY TODAY... ♪
1284
01:04:33,826 --> 01:04:36,742
YOUR TRANSCRIPT AND SCORES...
1285
01:04:36,785 --> 01:04:42,313
WELL, UM, EVERYTHING APPEARS
TO BE IN ORDER, TODD.
1286
01:04:42,356 --> 01:04:43,357
GOOD GRADES,
1287
01:04:43,401 --> 01:04:45,882
GOOD S.A.T.s,
1288
01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:49,059
SOME INTERESTING
ACTIVITIES.
1289
01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:50,103
I'LL TELL YOU,
1290
01:04:50,147 --> 01:04:53,585
I AM A BIT HAZY
ON ONE POINT.
1291
01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:55,282
YES, SIR?
1292
01:04:55,326 --> 01:04:56,544
IT SAYS HERE
1293
01:04:56,588 --> 01:05:00,548
THAT YOU ARE FUCKING
YOUR MATH TEACHER'S WIFE.
1294
01:05:00,592 --> 01:05:02,072
IS THAT RIGHT?
1295
01:05:02,115 --> 01:05:03,856
[GULP]
1296
01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:16,956
MR. BOOMER.
1297
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,479
OH, MR. MUELLER.
1298
01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:20,394
YOU SCARED ME THERE.
1299
01:05:20,438 --> 01:05:21,961
BIG DAY TODAY, HUH?
1300
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,789
HARVARD INTERVIEW.
1301
01:05:23,832 --> 01:05:25,965
OH. YES, SIR.
1302
01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:28,968
I WANTED TO CATCH YOU
BEFORE CLASS.
1303
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:31,797
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
1304
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,626
WHAT IS THAT, SIR?
1305
01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:37,585
I FOUND THIS
AT MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT.
1306
01:05:37,629 --> 01:05:40,458
ANY IDEAS HOW
IT GOT THERE?
1307
01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:43,243
YOU AND MY WIFE...
1308
01:05:43,287 --> 01:05:44,766
UH, WELL, YOU SEE,
UM...
1309
01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:49,858
AND YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT
I WOULDN'T CATCH ON?
1310
01:05:51,164 --> 01:05:53,471
OK. IT WAS A MISTAKE.
1311
01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:55,603
I'M REALLY SORRY.
I MADE A MISTAKE.
1312
01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:58,824
NO, NO. BOOMER,
YOU MADE 2 MISTAKES.
1313
01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:00,086
SIR?
1314
01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:01,522
A 98.
1315
01:06:01,566 --> 01:06:02,567
HA!
1316
01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:04,264
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT
1317
01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:05,657
YOU COULD GET
TUTORED BY MY WIFE
1318
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,788
AND I WOULDN'T
FIND OUT.
1319
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:10,009
HEH! YEAH, THAT WAS
PRETTY SILLY OF ME.
1320
01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:11,141
WELL, UM, FRANKLY,
1321
01:06:11,184 --> 01:06:14,318
I'M GLAD TO KNOW
WHERE SHE'S BEEN.
1322
01:06:14,361 --> 01:06:17,756
ANYWAY, LOOK, I KNOW
YOU WANTED ME TO THINK
1323
01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:18,931
YOU GOT THERE
ON YOUR OWN.
1324
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:22,021
IT'S OK TO GET A LITTLE
HELP ON THE SIDE.
1325
01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:23,283
SHOWS INITIATIVE.
1326
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:25,329
I'M IMPRESSED, BOOMER.
1327
01:06:25,372 --> 01:06:29,028
WELL, UH, I HOPED
YOU WOULD BE, SIR.
1328
01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:34,816
IN FACT, I DECIDED TO WRITE
THAT RECOMMENDATION FOR YOU.
1329
01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:40,039
THANK YOU.
1330
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,214
THANK YOU
SO MUCH, SIR.
1331
01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:43,303
DON'T TANK
ON THE FINAL.
1332
01:06:43,347 --> 01:06:44,913
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1333
01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:46,045
HEY.
1334
01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:49,005
SHE'S GOOD, ISN'T SHE?
1335
01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:51,659
MY WIFE.
1336
01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:55,533
SHE'S THE BEST, SIR.
1337
01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,928
YEAH.
1338
01:07:29,871 --> 01:07:31,786
HI.
1339
01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,353
HI!
1340
01:07:33,397 --> 01:07:35,703
IS EVERYBODY AFRAID
TO SIT NEXT TO YOU
1341
01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:38,054
AFTER YESTERDAY'S SCENE?
1342
01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:40,099
WELL, NOT EVERYONE.
1343
01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:43,189
NO, I'M FEARLESS MAN.
1344
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,585
I, UH...
1345
01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:50,718
WANTED TO SPEAK WITH YOU...
1346
01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:52,329
AFTER THE OTHER NIGHT.
1347
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,547
YEAH.
1348
01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:57,725
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU
BEING THERE FOR ME.
1349
01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:01,555
WELL...
1350
01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:05,646
I THOUGHT WE SHOULD
TALK ABOUT...
1351
01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:06,995
US.
1352
01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:09,389
IS THERE AN US?
1353
01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:14,699
WELL, I'D LIKE THERE TO BE.
1354
01:08:18,398 --> 01:08:21,140
SHOULD WE US?
1355
01:08:25,231 --> 01:08:27,799
FABER...
1356
01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:30,628
YOU KNOW I THINK
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
1357
01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:34,980
YOU KNOW IF I WAS GOING
TO US WITH ANYONE,
1358
01:08:35,023 --> 01:08:37,156
IT WOULD BE YOU.
1359
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,464
BUT I REALLY NEED SOME
TIME ALONE, YOU KNOW,
1360
01:08:40,507 --> 01:08:42,640
FOR A WHILE.
1361
01:08:42,683 --> 01:08:44,816
JUST FOR NOW.
1362
01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:50,909
HEY, IT WOULD KILL ME
TO LOSE YOU AS A FRIEND.
1363
01:08:53,694 --> 01:08:55,435
NEVER HAPPEN.
1364
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,136
OK.
1365
01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:08,883
MR. BODEAN, YOUR BRAIN
COULD EASILY BE MISTAKEN
1366
01:09:08,927 --> 01:09:10,755
FOR A CAN OF TUNA.
1367
01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:12,670
AND MS. O'BRIEN,
1368
01:09:12,713 --> 01:09:15,368
2 WORDS DESCRIBE
YOUR SEMESTER.
1369
01:09:15,412 --> 01:09:18,241
WANT TO GUESS?
1370
01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:19,285
"BRAIN DEAD."
1371
01:09:19,329 --> 01:09:22,984
PEOPLE, LET ME MAKE
SOMETHING CLEAR.
1372
01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:27,075
I'M NOT HAPPY
YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE.
1373
01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:28,642
IT PAINS ME.
1374
01:09:28,686 --> 01:09:32,646
IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I'M WASTING MY TIME.
1375
01:09:32,690 --> 01:09:37,085
SO WHY DO I COME DOWN
ON YOU SO HARD?
1376
01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:41,525
BECAUSE FEAR MOTIVATES.
1377
01:09:41,568 --> 01:09:44,571
CASE IN POINT,
MR. BOOMER HERE.
1378
01:09:44,615 --> 01:09:45,920
6 WEEKS AGO,
1379
01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:48,271
HE WAS FLUSHING A NEAR
PERFECT HIGH SCHOOL RECORD.
1380
01:09:48,314 --> 01:09:50,882
I RATTLED HIS CAGE.
NOW LOOK AT HIM--
1381
01:09:50,925 --> 01:09:53,145
SECOND HIGHEST GRADE
THIS QUIZ,
1382
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:56,279
POISED TO GO TO THE SCHOOL
OF HIS CHOICE.
1383
01:09:56,322 --> 01:10:00,805
SO IF I TICK YOU OFF,
GOOD, GREAT.
1384
01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:04,025
USE THAT.
PROVE THAT I'M WRONG.
1385
01:10:04,069 --> 01:10:07,812
MAKE ME EAT MY WORDS.
WORK HARDER.
1386
01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:09,596
WE'LL BOTH BE HAPPY.
1387
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,251
[BELL RINGS]
1388
01:10:31,139 --> 01:10:33,490
MR. MUELLER?
1389
01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:35,535
TODD.
1390
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:38,799
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT ME IN CLASS.
1391
01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:42,107
DON'T LET IT GO
TO YOUR HEAD.
1392
01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:45,284
THE POINT IS THAT, UH,
I REALLY DON'T AGREE
1393
01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:47,982
WITH THE WAY YOU TREAT
YOUR STUDENTS.
1394
01:10:49,114 --> 01:10:52,073
THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE.
1395
01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:55,163
PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE
TO BE TREATED THAT WAY.
1396
01:10:55,207 --> 01:10:58,036
YOUR WIFE
TAUGHT ME THAT.
1397
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:05,652
TODD, VICKY MAY BE GOOD
WITH MATH,
1398
01:11:05,696 --> 01:11:10,266
BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY
LIFE LESSONS FROM HER.
1399
01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:28,196
YOU SLEPT WITH HER,
DIDN'T YOU?
1400
01:11:30,503 --> 01:11:31,504
SIR?
1401
01:11:31,548 --> 01:11:35,073
VICKY--YOU SLEPT WITH HER.
1402
01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:45,213
YES.
1403
01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:51,655
YES.
1404
01:12:02,013 --> 01:12:04,407
OH!
1405
01:12:04,450 --> 01:12:07,366
[SCREECHING TIRES]
1406
01:12:16,027 --> 01:12:18,943
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1407
01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:23,426
Machine: HI, THIS IS VICKY.
1408
01:12:23,469 --> 01:12:24,514
NO!
1409
01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:25,689
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
AFTER THE BEEP,
1410
01:12:25,732 --> 01:12:26,472
AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
AS SOON AS I CAN.
1411
01:12:26,516 --> 01:12:27,517
[BEEP]
1412
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,866
VICKY, IT'S TODD.
PICK UP THE PHONE!
1413
01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:29,997
VICKY, I TOLD HIM.
1414
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:31,608
I DIDN'T MEAN TO,
BUT IT JUST CAME OUT.
1415
01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:32,696
I TOLD HIM.
I'M SORRY, VICKY.
1416
01:12:32,739 --> 01:12:33,958
HE'S ON HIS WAY
OVER THERE RIGHT NOW.
1417
01:12:34,001 --> 01:12:35,394
IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS,
IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE,
1418
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,962
GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
PLEASE, RIGHT NOW, GET OUT.
1419
01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:50,801
SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.
SHIT. SHIT.
1420
01:12:55,022 --> 01:12:57,373
[ROCK MUSIC BLARES]
1421
01:13:03,683 --> 01:13:07,165
HI. HONEY, I'M HOME.
1422
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:11,430
ROUGH DAY AT THE OFFICE?
1423
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:14,651
NO, SAME OLD, SAME OLD.
1424
01:13:14,694 --> 01:13:18,394
SOME KID SLEPT WITH MY WIFE!
1425
01:13:18,437 --> 01:13:20,700
[CRASH]
1426
01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:24,704
[CRASHING AND LOUD VOICES]
1427
01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:27,228
I'M SORRY.
1428
01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:29,405
YOU'RE SORRY?
1429
01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:31,407
SORRY. I--
1430
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:34,235
ONE OF MY STUDENTS, VICKY!
1431
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:35,411
SHIT.
1432
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,543
[CRASHING AND LOUD VOICES]
1433
01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:38,979
NOW YOU'RE TRYING
TO RUIN MY CAREER.
1434
01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:40,764
ROY, STOP IT.
1435
01:13:44,115 --> 01:13:44,942
STOP IT!
1436
01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:47,248
[CRASHING]
ENOUGH.
1437
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:51,209
UH-OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
1438
01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:53,429
UH...MARY POPPINS.
1439
01:13:53,472 --> 01:13:55,431
[MUELLER LAUGHS]
1440
01:13:55,474 --> 01:13:56,344
MARY...
1441
01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:57,476
YOU FUCKED UP.
1442
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,523
NEVER OPEN AN UMBRELLA
INDOORS.
1443
01:14:00,566 --> 01:14:02,481
IT'S BAD LUCK.
1444
01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:04,309
VERY BAD LUCK.
1445
01:14:04,352 --> 01:14:06,398
OK, JUST RELAX,
MR. MUELLER, OK?
1446
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,486
JUST RELAX.
1447
01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:10,054
WAIT, TODD, THIS
IS BETWEEN ME AND ROY.
1448
01:14:10,097 --> 01:14:11,751
BETWEEN ME, TOO.
1449
01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:12,970
[LAUGHS]
1450
01:14:13,013 --> 01:14:15,755
OH, BOY, I UNDERESTIMATED
YOU, HUH, BOOMER?
1451
01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:19,106
I THOUGHT I HAD YOU
ALL FIGURED OUT.
1452
01:14:19,150 --> 01:14:20,586
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BRAINS
OR THE GUTS
1453
01:14:20,630 --> 01:14:22,980
TO GO TO HARVARD
OR ANYTHING ELSE.
1454
01:14:23,023 --> 01:14:26,026
BUT YOU'RE GIFTED.
MM-HMM.
1455
01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:27,550
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
1456
01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:29,900
TUTORING'S
JUST THE TIP OF IT.
1457
01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:33,033
YOU IMPROVED YOUR SCORES
AND SCORED WITH MY WIFE,
1458
01:14:33,077 --> 01:14:34,861
ALL WITHOUT ME KNOWING IT.
1459
01:14:34,905 --> 01:14:38,822
AND THEN I WRITE YOU THE
RECOMMENDATION FOR HARVARD.
1460
01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:39,866
HA HA!
1461
01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:43,696
TH...THAT'S GENIUS!
1462
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:46,699
YEAH, YOU'RE A WIZARD.
1463
01:14:46,743 --> 01:14:49,615
YOU'RE A MASTERMIND.
1464
01:14:49,659 --> 01:14:53,227
YOU MUST BE
VERY PROUD, HUH?
1465
01:14:55,752 --> 01:14:58,276
WELL, SHAKE MY HAND.
1466
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:00,234
ROY.
1467
01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:03,281
SHUT UP.
1468
01:15:03,324 --> 01:15:06,240
LET'S PUT THIS BEHIND US.
1469
01:15:12,203 --> 01:15:15,119
[CLICKS TONGUE]
1470
01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:23,475
I'M SORRY.
1471
01:15:24,302 --> 01:15:25,390
IS HE GONE?
1472
01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:27,348
YEAH.
1473
01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:30,090
YOU WERE REALLY BRAVE
BACK THERE.
1474
01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,049
YEAH. YEAH.
1475
01:15:32,092 --> 01:15:35,574
THOUGH YOUR CHOICE IN
WEAPONS WAS A LITTLE WEAK.
1476
01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:39,926
WELL, YOU KNOW, IF HE
WOULD HAVE SPIT AT US...
1477
01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:48,282
I'M SORRY.
1478
01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:49,893
NO...
1479
01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:53,853
I'M ACTUALLY GRATEFUL.
1480
01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:56,029
I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN
OUT OF THIS
1481
01:15:56,073 --> 01:15:57,074
A LONG TIME AGO.
1482
01:15:57,117 --> 01:16:00,599
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NOW?
1483
01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:04,995
WELL...
1484
01:16:05,038 --> 01:16:07,693
I THINK I'M GOING
TO TRY NEW YORK,
1485
01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:12,350
TRY THIS...ART THING.
1486
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:22,012
YEAH. I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU.
1487
01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:42,467
HERE, A SOUVENIR.
1488
01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:43,990
WHAT'S THIS?
1489
01:16:44,034 --> 01:16:47,254
YOUR HARVARD RECOMMENDATION.
1490
01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:57,743
WHAT TIME IS IT?
1491
01:16:57,787 --> 01:16:59,789
I DON'T KNOW. AROUND 3:00.
1492
01:16:59,832 --> 01:17:03,140
MY INTERVIEW'S
AT 4:00!
1493
01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:08,188
BYE.
1494
01:17:11,931 --> 01:17:12,845
GO.
1495
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:15,108
I'LL COME VISIT YOU
IN NEW YORK.
1496
01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:16,893
GOOD LUCK.
1497
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:19,678
[CAR DOOR SLAMS,
ENGINE STARTS]
1498
01:17:36,477 --> 01:17:38,697
LOOK OUT. COMING THROUGH.
1499
01:17:39,611 --> 01:17:42,048
Interviewer:
TODD BOOMER.
1500
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:46,226
DID TODD BOOMER
CHECK IN YET?
1501
01:17:46,270 --> 01:17:48,402
NO, NOT YET.
1502
01:17:48,446 --> 01:17:51,188
SORRY.
1503
01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:53,146
TODD BOOMER.
1504
01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:54,974
PRESENT.
1505
01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:57,803
OK. NEED A MINUTE?
1506
01:17:57,847 --> 01:18:01,546
NO, NO, NO,
I-I'M FINE.
1507
01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,721
OK, COME ON IN.
1508
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,549
[CLEARS THROAT]
1509
01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:09,902
CALCULUS TEACHER.
1510
01:18:11,599 --> 01:18:13,863
WELL, TODD, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU'RE HAVING
1511
01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:15,038
A PRETTY TOUGH DAY.
1512
01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:18,041
NO, I'M--I'M FINE REALLY.
1513
01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,390
OH.
1514
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,435
PLEASE.
1515
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:25,483
WELL, I'VE GONE OVER
YOUR STATS,
1516
01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:28,834
AND EVERYTHING LOOKS...
1517
01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:29,705
OK.
1518
01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:32,359
BUT I'LL BE HONEST.
1519
01:18:32,403 --> 01:18:35,754
YOU'RE NOT A...
1520
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,930
TYPICAL
HARVARD CANDIDATE.
1521
01:18:37,974 --> 01:18:42,587
I DON'T SEE YOU MAKING
THE TOP 5 OF YOUR CLASS.
1522
01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:43,893
NOT UNLESS THE CHESS CLUB
1523
01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:47,635
HAS SOME HORRIBLE
ACCIDENT, NO.
1524
01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:55,731
TODD, LET ME--LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
1525
01:18:55,774 --> 01:19:00,431
WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO HARVARD?
1526
01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:01,432
UM...
1527
01:19:01,475 --> 01:19:02,694
I GUESS MY DAD AND I
1528
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,130
HAVE ALWAYS HAD IT PLANNED
THAT WAY, YOU KNOW?
1529
01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:08,744
HE LOOKS UP TO THE STUDENTS
HERE AS--AS SOMETHING SPECIAL.
1530
01:19:11,398 --> 01:19:14,053
WHAT I'M
GETTING AT IS...
1531
01:19:14,097 --> 01:19:19,755
WHY DO YOUWANT TO GO
TO HARVARD?
1532
01:19:24,281 --> 01:19:26,805
LOOK, UM...
1533
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:31,854
I'VE BEEN POINTED HERE
LIKE A COMPASS MY WHOLE LIFE.
1534
01:19:31,897 --> 01:19:34,726
AND NOW THAT I'M HERE--
1535
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:38,730
LOOK, I-I-I KNOW
HARVARD IS A GREAT SCHOOL.
1536
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,689
I MEAN, IT'S THE GREATEST,
RIGHT?
1537
01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:45,650
BUT, UH...
1538
01:19:45,693 --> 01:19:51,090
I'M--I'M REALLY NOT QUITE
SO SURE IT'S FOR ME.
1539
01:20:06,149 --> 01:20:07,280
Man: OK, I'M READY.
1540
01:20:07,324 --> 01:20:09,543
Second man: NOW JUST
REMEMBER EYE CONTACT,
1541
01:20:09,587 --> 01:20:11,067
POSTURE, SMILE, RIGHT?
1542
01:20:11,110 --> 01:20:11,981
MM-HMM.
1543
01:20:12,024 --> 01:20:13,069
FIRM HANDSHAKE'S
ALL YOU NEED.
1544
01:20:13,112 --> 01:20:17,029
OK, DAD. THANKS. I KNOW.
THANK YOU.
1545
01:20:49,801 --> 01:20:51,063
YEAH. MM-HMM.
1546
01:20:51,107 --> 01:20:52,891
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
1547
01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:54,023
HEY!
1548
01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:56,155
HOW'D IT GO, BUDDY?
1549
01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:57,896
HELLO?
1550
01:21:00,029 --> 01:21:02,770
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1551
01:21:02,814 --> 01:21:04,772
I GOT PUNCHED.
1552
01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:05,948
HANG ON, ELLEN.
1553
01:21:05,991 --> 01:21:07,601
TODD GOT PUNCHED
AT HIS HARVARD INTERVIEW.
1554
01:21:07,645 --> 01:21:10,604
I DIDN'T GET PUNCHED
AT THE INTERVIEW, MOM.
1555
01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:13,303
NO WAIT, THAT'S WRONG.
HANG ON.
1556
01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:16,088
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND.
1557
01:21:18,525 --> 01:21:21,964
THIS IS, UH...
PRETTY IMPORTANT.
1558
01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:29,623
WELL, YOU SAID
IT WAS IMPORTANT.
1559
01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:34,237
I DON'T REALLY KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS.
1560
01:21:36,761 --> 01:21:39,764
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO
TO HARVARD, DO YOU?
1561
01:21:41,461 --> 01:21:42,854
NO.
1562
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:46,989
NO, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT APPLYING
1563
01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:48,904
TO AN ART SCHOOL.
1564
01:21:52,690 --> 01:21:54,431
OH, I'LL--
1565
01:21:54,474 --> 01:21:58,087
I SHOULD LET YOU 2
DISCUSS THIS.
1566
01:21:59,523 --> 01:22:02,961
TODD, CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
1567
01:22:03,005 --> 01:22:04,093
UM...
1568
01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:06,051
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
ABOUT THIS BEFORE?
1569
01:22:06,095 --> 01:22:07,009
WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME--
1570
01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:09,794
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
LAST NIGHT?
1571
01:22:10,447 --> 01:22:13,580
I DON'T THINK I REALLY
KNEW UNTIL TODAY.
1572
01:22:15,278 --> 01:22:16,018
YOU'RE UPSET.
1573
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:20,239
YEAH. I AM.
I AM UPSET.
1574
01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:23,068
A LITTLE.
1575
01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:31,947
IT'S YOUR DECISION.
1576
01:22:39,345 --> 01:22:41,086
[PING OF PINBALLS]
1577
01:22:41,130 --> 01:22:41,913
Kirsten: YES!
1578
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,915
Faber:
GOOD. GOOD. OHH!
1579
01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:46,962
OK, YOU'RE DOING
VERY POORLY.
1580
01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:50,226
YOU KNOW, THIS GAME
WAS MUCH MORE BORING
1581
01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:52,576
BEFORE THEY PUT
THE FLIPPERS IN.
1582
01:22:52,619 --> 01:22:53,707
[KIRSTEN LAUGHS]
1583
01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:57,842
OH, MY GOD, YES!
1584
01:22:58,147 --> 01:23:01,454
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
WHERE YOU GOING?
1585
01:23:01,498 --> 01:23:02,368
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1586
01:23:02,412 --> 01:23:03,630
DON'T LEAVE ME, FABER.
COME ON.
1587
01:23:03,674 --> 01:23:05,110
I'M ON A STREAK HERE.
1588
01:23:05,154 --> 01:23:07,069
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
1589
01:23:10,072 --> 01:23:13,553
JESUS,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1590
01:23:15,468 --> 01:23:16,382
DID MUELLER DO THAT?
1591
01:23:16,426 --> 01:23:18,036
YEAH, IT'S A LONG STORY.
1592
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,039
IT'S GOING TO TAKE
A MAJOR PANCAKE MARATHON
1593
01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:22,910
TO BE TOLD PROPERLY.
1594
01:23:22,954 --> 01:23:24,042
I'LL BUY.
1595
01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:26,088
Kirsten: YES! ALL RIGHT!
1596
01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:31,615
YOU NEED TO TALK
TO KIRSTEN.
1597
01:23:31,658 --> 01:23:33,791
YEAH.
1598
01:23:33,834 --> 01:23:36,185
ALL RIGHT, WELL...
1599
01:23:36,228 --> 01:23:37,273
I'M GOING TO...
1600
01:23:37,316 --> 01:23:39,753
GO BUILD SOMETHING
WITH TOOTHPICKS.
1601
01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:42,104
THANKS, MAN.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
1602
01:23:42,147 --> 01:23:45,020
[PINBALL MACHINE DINGS]
1603
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,374
SO HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WAS HERE?
1604
01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:53,376
UH, "DINER NIGHT."
1605
01:23:53,419 --> 01:23:56,161
OH, OF COURSE.
1606
01:23:57,597 --> 01:24:01,384
SO I MADE A DECISION.
1607
01:24:01,427 --> 01:24:02,994
YEAH?
1608
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:07,607
I'M NOT
GOING TO HARVARD.
1609
01:24:07,651 --> 01:24:10,219
REALLY?
1610
01:24:11,263 --> 01:24:13,874
THAT'S A BREAKTHROUGH.
1611
01:24:13,918 --> 01:24:15,093
I FIGURE THAT ART SCHOOL
1612
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:18,096
WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME,
YOU KNOW?
1613
01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:21,099
YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
1614
01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:26,452
THAT'S NOT WHAT I...
1615
01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:30,413
WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT, THOUGH.
1616
01:24:35,331 --> 01:24:40,553
I GUESS WHAT I WANTED
TO SAY WAS THAT, UH...
1617
01:24:40,597 --> 01:24:42,120
I'M--I'M REALLY SORRY.
1618
01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:44,601
I--I KNOW I HURT YOU
AND...
1619
01:24:44,644 --> 01:24:47,082
I NEVER
MEANT TO DO THAT.
1620
01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:51,390
I GUESS ALL
I'M ASKING FOR IS...
1621
01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:55,612
IS THAT YOU DON'T WRITE
ME OFF AS A FRIEND.
1622
01:25:03,315 --> 01:25:05,926
NEVER HAPPEN.
1623
01:25:11,802 --> 01:25:13,804
[WATER SPLASHING]
1624
01:25:13,847 --> 01:25:16,720
[HUMS]
1625
01:25:16,763 --> 01:25:18,983
[HONK]
AAH!
1626
01:25:19,026 --> 01:25:21,507
[GROWLS]
1627
01:25:22,943 --> 01:25:24,423
AAH!
1628
01:25:26,425 --> 01:25:28,862
[SIGH OF RELIEF]
1629
01:25:33,824 --> 01:25:36,218
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
GOING TO MISS THIS SPOT
1630
01:25:36,261 --> 01:25:37,436
WHEN WE'RE OFF AT SCHOOL.
1631
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,481
YEAH, ME, TOO.
1632
01:25:38,524 --> 01:25:41,614
I WONDER WHERE
WE'LL BE IN 10 YEARS.
1633
01:25:41,658 --> 01:25:45,096
WELL, YOU WILL BE WORKING
ON YOUR SECOND 100 MILLION
1634
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,706
ON...
1635
01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:48,447
INTERACTIVE 3-D,
1636
01:25:48,491 --> 01:25:50,362
SMELL-O-VISION
COMPUTER GAMES.
1637
01:25:50,406 --> 01:25:53,844
THE SHED WILL BE
TOTALLY DECKED OUT
1638
01:25:53,887 --> 01:25:58,675
WITH A JACUZZI
AND A WATER SLIDE.
1639
01:25:58,718 --> 01:26:01,112
OK. AND ME?
1640
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,767
OK. THE PLACE, NEW YORK.
1641
01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:07,684
THE EVENT, THE BOOK
SIGNING OF YOUR FIRST
1642
01:26:07,727 --> 01:26:11,992
WILDLY SUCCESSFUL
COLLECTION OF POETRY.
1643
01:26:12,036 --> 01:26:14,647
"WILDLY SUCCESSFUL."
1644
01:26:14,691 --> 01:26:15,605
I LIKE THAT.
1645
01:26:15,648 --> 01:26:17,998
WHAT ABOUT ME?
1646
01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:23,003
"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH
YOUR ORDER TODAY, SIR?"
1647
01:26:23,047 --> 01:26:24,048
OK.
1648
01:26:26,268 --> 01:26:30,228
OK. 2008, WE'LL ALL MEET
BACK HERE AND COMPARE NOTES.
1649
01:26:30,272 --> 01:26:31,882
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1650
01:26:33,275 --> 01:26:34,537
Kirsten and Faber:
NEVER HAPPEN.
1651
01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:36,103
GUYS, COME ON. WORK WITH ME.
WORK WITH ME.
1652
01:26:41,587 --> 01:26:44,677
♪ WELCOME TO TOMORROW
1653
01:26:44,721 --> 01:26:49,116
♪ I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT'S TRUE
1654
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:54,121
♪ ALL THE BLOOD
UPON THESE PAGES ♪
1655
01:26:54,165 --> 01:26:58,213
♪ TAKES ME AWAY FROM YOU
1656
01:26:58,256 --> 01:27:02,260
♪ BUT WHEN TROUBLE
TAKES YOUR SPIRIT ♪
1657
01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:07,222
♪ MAYBE THEN YOU'LL
CHANGE YOUR MIND ♪
1658
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:12,009
♪ WE'RE ONLY
SUMMER'S CHILDREN ♪
1659
01:27:12,052 --> 01:27:13,576
♪ SOMETIMES
1660
01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:21,279
♪ AND ALL THE TIME
THE FUTURE'S COMING DOWN ♪
1661
01:27:21,323 --> 01:27:31,115
♪ I CAN HEAR THE ANGELS
FALLING TO THE GROUND ♪
1662
01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:32,290
♪ YEAH
1663
01:27:32,334 --> 01:27:38,427
♪ I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOUR VOICE ♪
1664
01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:46,304
♪ TELL YOU, I DON'T EVEN
WANT MY SECOND CHOICE ♪
1665
01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:51,353
♪ I CAN'T GET NEAR IT
1666
01:28:06,455 --> 01:28:09,588
♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE
1667
01:28:09,632 --> 01:28:14,854
♪ BUT I HATE THEM, TOO
1668
01:28:14,898 --> 01:28:19,642
♪ I HATE TO SEE
ALL THE DAMAGE ♪
1669
01:28:19,685 --> 01:28:23,080
♪ BEING DONE TO YOU
1670
01:28:23,123 --> 01:28:27,737
♪ WHEN YOUR EYES
ARE BROKEN WINDOWS ♪
1671
01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:31,958
♪ EVERY TIME
I SEE YOU SMILE ♪
1672
01:28:32,002 --> 01:28:36,354
♪ IT'S LIKE BEING BACK
IN HEAVEN ♪
1673
01:28:36,398 --> 01:28:38,748
♪ FOR A WHILE
1674
01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:46,364
♪ AND ALL THE TIME
THE FUTURE'S COMING DOWN ♪
1675
01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:55,547
♪ I CAN HEAR THE ANGELS
FALLING TO THE GROUND ♪
1676
01:28:55,591 --> 01:28:57,462
♪ YEAH
1677
01:28:57,506 --> 01:29:03,076
♪ I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
YOUR VOICE ♪
1678
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:11,128
♪ I TELL YOU, I DON'T EVEN
WANT MY SECOND CHOICE ♪
1679
01:29:11,171 --> 01:29:12,390
♪ YEAH
1680
01:29:12,434 --> 01:29:19,092
♪ TELL ME, I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOUR VOICE ♪
1681
01:29:19,136 --> 01:29:28,711
♪ ALL I EVER WANT TO DO
NOW IS REJOICE ♪
1682
01:29:28,754 --> 01:29:31,191
♪ YEAH
1683
01:29:31,235 --> 01:29:33,237
♪ AHHH
99440
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
