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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:02,810 This coke's bad. 2 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:04,610 Hey, gringo, it's the best. 3 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,230 I want this. 4 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,690 Clever guy, gringo. 5 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:16,850 Mr Zargas! 6 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,520 This man is The Shark. 7 00:02:19,730 --> 00:02:20,480 A French spy. 8 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:22,150 The lover of inspector... 9 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,810 Pilar Citron. Grab him! 10 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,560 We're rumbled! 11 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,030 You wanted to see the sights... 12 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:08,890 I just noticed your perfume. 13 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,270 It's funny, normally... 14 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,610 I'm allergic to it. 15 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:16,770 Perfume gives me terrible sneezing fits. 16 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:21,770 Watch the nun! 17 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:25,390 Sorry! 18 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,680 See, it's because of your perfume. 19 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:26,820 Oh, an earring! 20 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,570 You drive like a man! 21 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,520 Don't you like football? 22 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:47,900 No harm done... 23 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:50,530 You know, I'm not very good at this... 24 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,230 but this is too much. 25 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:40,430 Bad dream? 26 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,430 It's a call from Paris. 27 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:47,600 Trouble. 28 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,730 Georges here. There's a problem, captain. 29 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:53,230 The mike in the interpreter's ring... 30 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,150 was a good idea but something cropped up. 31 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,060 Mrs Granianski just asked for 3 days off... 32 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:00,770 for her anniversary. 33 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:02,570 We're going to lose the mike! 34 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,060 Listen. The consul's speaking. 35 00:07:05,270 --> 00:07:06,270 Mrs Granianski... 36 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:09,980 only you speak Spanish here... 37 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:12,440 and Zargas doesn't know any German. 38 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:15,320 There's no time to find somebody else. 39 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,150 I'm sorry, Mr Burger, it's most unfortunate... 40 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:21,600 but my husband wouldn't accept my absence. 41 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:23,480 It's our crystal wedding. 42 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:24,650 I love my job... 43 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,930 but my married life comes first. 44 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:27,980 What do we do? 45 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,650 Married life, huh? 46 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:31,930 We're going to ruin her married life. 47 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:34,110 Find me a stunner of an agent. 48 00:07:34,310 --> 00:07:36,600 Send her to seduce and bed the husband. 49 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:38,600 Take some photos for the wife. 50 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:41,470 They won't be celebrating anything after that! 51 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,530 How? All our agents are ugly cows. 52 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:52,480 Just do it. 53 00:07:53,980 --> 00:07:55,940 There's that bastard Zargas again. 54 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,310 I dreamed he killed me. 55 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,150 Find a stunner and break into the consulate too... 56 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:06,270 to bug the consul's desk. 57 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:15,860 Break into a consulate... 58 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,220 That's an order. 59 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,070 See you, Georges. 60 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:27,220 You ordered him to break into the consulate? 61 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:30,400 You've one hell of a nerve! 62 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,350 Where do I find a pretty agent? 63 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,020 There is one but it could cause trouble. 64 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,360 - Who? - His fiancee, Lt Foureau. 65 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,720 She's his wife! 66 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,230 I'll ask General Masse. 67 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,030 It's a bit much though. 68 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,230 Leaving? 69 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:47,030 Yes, I'll miss you, Colombo. 70 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,720 Me too, Frenchie. 71 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:26,350 OPERATION CORNED BEEF 72 00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:10,030 Be careful, Georges. 73 00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:43,030 Loose the dogs. 74 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:30,180 - We're going to the Elysйe, sir. - The Elysйe? 75 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,730 Captain Boulier, DST? 76 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,190 Follow us, please. General Moulin wants to see you. 77 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,400 Hi, Shark. 78 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,720 Hear about Georges? 79 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,570 They want to make his death look like a car accident. 80 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,070 Georges is dead? 81 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,400 Ears eaten by a dog... 82 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:52,150 cigarette burns on his butt... 83 00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,140 And they call it a car smash! 84 00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:56,140 Do you DGSE people think... 85 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,150 you can work on French territory... 86 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,140 without us at the DST? 87 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,470 I don't get any of this, sir. 88 00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:04,860 I respect the law. 89 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,850 The DGSE works abroad and the DST in France. 90 00:13:08,190 --> 00:13:10,480 I'm not working here, I'm on vacation. 91 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,030 Have a nice day, sir. 92 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,680 I'll be watching you! 93 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,520 Sorry about Georges! 94 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:17,180 Drive! 95 00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:53,640 Shocking news about Georges. 96 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:28,020 I should never have given the go-ahead on this. 97 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:31,180 You couldn't let those DST nerds handle it! 98 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:43,520 You told me it would be over in next to no time. 99 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:48,520 You know full well that we can't act on French soil. 100 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,850 This way, gentlemen. 101 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:27,680 Sit down, gentlemen. 102 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,640 - Coffee? - No, thank you. 103 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,680 Negative. 104 00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:40,680 How does the DGSE dare spy on a consulate in France... 105 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:42,180 one of our allies? 106 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:45,180 It's for the DST and General Moulin to deal with. 107 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:48,400 The Defence Minister here wasn't even informed. 108 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,310 We were preparing a detailed file for the President... 109 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,140 but we needed evidence. 110 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:57,060 Especially as influential officials are concerned... 111 00:15:57,270 --> 00:16:00,270 Do you mean there's a traitor in my entourage? 112 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,570 No doubt, probably... 113 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,280 Well... it's possible. 114 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:05,820 Be more precise. 115 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,400 Suppositions won't do. 116 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,560 Obviously. 117 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,860 Our best agent, Captain Boulier found out... 118 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,350 around 6 months ago in Bogota... 119 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,850 thanks to the Hotel Meridien cook... 120 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,720 that former Argentinian colonel, Augusto Zargas... 121 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,230 the infamous gunrunner... 122 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,230 is offering, in his summer catalogue... 123 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,890 an arm which is none other than the latest French missile. 124 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,900 An arm which hasn't even left our Clermont factory yet. 125 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:36,570 - Not the XR 35 B 370 Z6 AA 200? - Affirmative. 126 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,100 The captain also found out... 127 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:43,020 that Zargas had already sold the missile to Libya... 128 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,860 promising immediate delivery... 129 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,900 even though it's not ready... 130 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:51,220 for the very simple reason that he doesn't have the plans. 131 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,230 In other words, pardon my French, Mr President... 132 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,730 he's up shit creek. 133 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,530 He aims to get the plans in the next few days... 134 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,220 thanks to a high-placed French mole... 135 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,400 who's supposed to deliver them through Consul Horst Burger... 136 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,850 whom you know. 137 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:12,720 At H.Q. we've a nickname for him. We call him Beef. 138 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,360 So, were staking out the consulate. 139 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,060 By watching Burger, we hope to discover the traitor. 140 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:21,890 Satisfied? 141 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,230 And that gives you the right to send an agent... 142 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,070 Georges Favart to break in. It's intolerable! 143 00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:30,650 And he got caught! 144 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,520 Who knows why he did it. 145 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:35,900 In any case, I never gave him that order... Did I? 146 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,390 It's a bummer, a real bummer, one hell of a bummer... 147 00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:40,430 Oh, please... 148 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,850 Vulgarity won't help. 149 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,890 That's right. Sorry. 150 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,270 You like dogs? 151 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:46,520 I love them. 152 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,100 If he dribbles, hit him. 153 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,430 No, it's okay. 154 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:51,980 We've managed to bug... 155 00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:55,030 the interpreter's ring without her knowing it. 156 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,650 She's French, a certain Mrs Granianski. 157 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,020 Thanks to that... 158 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,860 Thanks to that, we know what's going on in there. 159 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,140 We're so close that we thought... 160 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,140 we should finish on our own... 161 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,030 rather than risk everything... 162 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:13,230 by handing it over to... to the DST. 163 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,190 The DST is like a sieve. 164 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,190 They can't keep anything secret. 165 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,230 Look, Shark... 166 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:19,820 as they call you... 167 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,900 It's his nickname, Mr President, the Shark... 168 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:30,900 - I'm not stupid. - Well, despite your fine record... 169 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,890 I think you're having problems with your mike. 170 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,680 It's all been worked out. 171 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,190 Thanks to the Shark's brainwave... 172 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,730 we planted a mistress in the bed of the mike's husband... 173 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:44,350 and everything's back to normal. Right? 174 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,890 Affirmative. We sank the marriage with a direct hit. 175 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,360 They've parted and the mike's back at work. 176 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,520 A family's life has been shattered. 177 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,400 It's for France. 178 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,600 Didn't the agent concerned find it... 179 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,430 hard to do this? 180 00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,110 It was for France, sir. 181 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,600 She's a good girl. 182 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,640 Do you have her address to thank her? 183 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,270 I'm joking. 184 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:16,440 Excuse me, sir. Mr Froment, the secretary, wants to see you. 185 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:20,140 Excuse me, sir. I was wondering... 186 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,520 if Richelieu needs to go out. It's been... 187 00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:25,030 3 hours. That's a long time. 188 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:29,560 Quite. I'm afraid Richelieu might be a little incontinent. 189 00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:30,770 Poor old thing. 190 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,570 You don't need me, sir? 191 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,270 No, take him out. 192 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,220 I see this operation is called Corned Beef. 193 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,110 Why English? 194 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,440 Last time, Operation Sunken Boat was rumbled quickly. 195 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,060 This time, we need a more refined name. 196 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,770 As I told you, at H.Q., we call Consul Burger... 197 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,610 Beef, because of Beefburger or Corned Beef. 198 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:59,230 So I thought why not Beef Burger or Corned Beef... 199 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:03,280 and I decided on Corned Beef because Beef Burger... 200 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,570 has Burger in it... 201 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,730 and Corned Beef is more amusing. 202 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,900 The guys work really hard at H. Q... 203 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:15,390 and they like their flights of fancy. 204 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,680 - Do you find it funny, Minister? - No. 205 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,400 No, not really... 206 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,780 Beef Steak would be funnier. 207 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,770 Oh yes, Mr President, that's hilarious. 208 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:33,320 In any case, Corned Beef or not, this operation won't be happening. 209 00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:36,980 Are you angry? 210 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,150 No, I lost a friend yesterday and I'm upset. 211 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,270 I know, but the law is the law. 212 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:43,320 Clear, Masse? 213 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,640 Call the DST. 214 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:47,140 Good day. 215 00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:53,100 - No revenge for Georges. - That's tough. 216 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,650 Look here... 217 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:59,320 The Minister for the Interior is just a minister. 218 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,110 He doesn't head the DGSE... 219 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:04,640 and doesn't always get the President's meaning. 220 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:06,520 The boss wants results. 221 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,530 So take a long weekend... 222 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:12,530 to work on the case before handing it to the DST. 223 00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:16,020 I don't think I quite catch your drift, sir. 224 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,680 You're so dense. 225 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:23,470 Shark, finish your job and catch me the mole before... 226 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:26,650 - Masse. - Before Masse finishes his report. 227 00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:33,890 You're working without back-up. 228 00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:36,980 - Is that clear? - That's what I expected, sir. 229 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:41,350 No sightings, no arrests and no killings. 230 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,280 Oh, it's you... 231 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:22,950 No Tokyo? 232 00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:24,450 It was cancelled. 233 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,230 Masse gave me another job. 234 00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,410 They brought you back from Bogota? 235 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:30,950 As you can see... 236 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:33,780 I kept thinking of you. 237 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:39,240 No, Philippe, I'd love to but I'm running late. 238 00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:41,280 Shame! 239 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:43,770 I'm on a job too. 240 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,410 There was time for a quick one. 241 00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:50,070 We've no time together with you working too! 242 00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:51,370 Marry me... 243 00:22:51,530 --> 00:22:53,160 and we'll live off my pay. 244 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,650 We wouldn't meet here like strangers then. 245 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:57,650 I adore you, Shark. 246 00:22:58,070 --> 00:22:58,820 But I'm married... 247 00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:00,320 to my country. 248 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,450 I'm married to my country too. 249 00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:03,820 But you know me... 250 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,820 When I haven't seen you for a while... it's kind of tough. 251 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:19,080 Lt Foureau. Good day to you, general. 252 00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:22,620 I hope you know what you're doing by bringing the Shark back. 253 00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:26,450 If ever he finds out I slept with Mr Granianski... 254 00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:28,110 it'll be a catastrophe. 255 00:23:28,610 --> 00:23:30,900 It's already bad enough. I hope you realize... 256 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,120 Of course I do. 257 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,770 You promised me he'd stay in Bogota. 258 00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:37,450 I can assure you he won't stand for this. 259 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,770 He's terribly jealous and I realize why. 260 00:23:39,990 --> 00:23:41,330 Don't worry so, dear. 261 00:23:41,490 --> 00:23:43,450 He knows sacrifices must be made. 262 00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,270 I don't think he'll like this sacrifice, sir. 263 00:23:46,570 --> 00:23:49,320 He asked me to marry him again. He's serious! 264 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,080 Calm down, lieutenant. 265 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:53,690 Remember you're a soldier. 266 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,690 I was just reprimanded from on high. 267 00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:59,190 Corned Beef is going ahead without back-up. 268 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,020 I'm risking 20 years... 269 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,870 and so are all my agents. 270 00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:05,690 I don't give a damn about your love life! 271 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,690 All we can do is succeed. 272 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,770 Sorry, but you're the only fuckable agent we have. 273 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:14,570 It's just great tailing people, the guns, whiskey... 274 00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:16,230 But what's it for? 275 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,020 Is it a job for a woman? 276 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,370 The worst shit in this goddam job... 277 00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:22,190 is given to the girls to do! 278 00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:23,870 Yes, sir! 279 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,700 I hope that the Shark will never find out. 280 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:29,520 I'm off to Venice. The husband's so in love... 281 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,370 it's worrying. 282 00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:31,370 Venice is nice. 283 00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:33,240 And you won't meet the Shark there. 284 00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:34,370 Good luck. 285 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:38,370 I could strut my stuff in nightclubs... 286 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:41,690 to get some pathetic info everybody knows. 287 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:46,200 It's a totally degenerate job. Everybody sleeps around... 288 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,650 You should look after me, dammit! 289 00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:52,980 I'm sick of being a wallflower. 290 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,660 I'll fall for a chick and there'll be trouble. 291 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:59,490 Zazou? What's wrong? 292 00:25:00,110 --> 00:25:02,400 Are you mad at me? Are you jealous? 293 00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:05,770 I was just winding you up. You know I love you. 294 00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:09,280 She's gone. 295 00:25:25,610 --> 00:25:26,270 Dr Tissot. 296 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,410 Captain Boulier? Cadet Garcia. 297 00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:32,270 Monique. 298 00:25:32,450 --> 00:25:35,410 2nd in my class at the academy. I'm 26. 299 00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:38,570 It's a great honor to work with the Shark. 300 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:40,910 You're a legend for us youngsters. 301 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,120 Now I can put into practice what we learned. 302 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:46,520 No sound? 303 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:50,120 It's recording but she's in the bathroom so I... 304 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,770 Modesty? There's no room for that in this job. 305 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:07,150 True, it is embarrassing. 306 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:11,400 What's this? 307 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:13,610 Georges was a bit down sometimes. 308 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:17,980 No wonder he lost control and got eaten by a dog! 309 00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:20,770 Turn it up. Maybe she's through. 310 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,940 I'm always cool with the guys. 311 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:28,780 It's a habit. Forget you're a girl. To me, you're one of the boys. 312 00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:29,950 That's fine by me. 313 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:33,240 Man or woman, we're all in this together. 314 00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:37,020 Poor Mrs Granianski, that'll do. 315 00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:40,400 We have 62 pages of fax to translate. 316 00:26:40,570 --> 00:26:43,900 So if you're ill, say so and I'll send for a doctor. 317 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,530 No, I'll be all right now. 318 00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:49,900 I shall do my job properly. It won't happen again. 319 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,900 I can control myself. 320 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,240 There. I've had my share of heartbreak too. 321 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,900 You suffer at first but after a while you forget. 322 00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,190 Forget Jean-Jacques? I doubt it. 323 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,900 Mrs Granianski... 324 00:27:06,070 --> 00:27:08,360 At first, he was such a perfect man... 325 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:09,980 The ideal man. 326 00:27:11,570 --> 00:27:13,190 Then this shocking business... 327 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,230 It's no fun seeing your husband bonk a chick. 328 00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:19,020 Colonel Zargas is very tense. 329 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,910 The deal has to be done as quickly as possible. 330 00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:25,070 It's a matter of life or death for him. 331 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:30,370 So let's not delay our answer for some banal cuckolding. 332 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,080 The swine! 333 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:39,490 I don't get it. Mrs Granianski saw these photos... 334 00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:42,160 but not the agent's face. 335 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,190 Don't worry, she saw the unscratched ones... 336 00:27:45,650 --> 00:27:47,610 with the agent's face and the rest. 337 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:49,150 So why scratch? 338 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,940 Our agent didn't want her face on the reprints. 339 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,480 She wants anonymity. 340 00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:56,480 She's married with quite a few children. 341 00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:57,740 A prude. 342 00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:59,400 It's tough on her family. 343 00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,240 This can be a nasty job. 344 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,190 But no one's forced to do it. 345 00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:05,200 The husband? 346 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,150 Yes, Jean-Jacques Granianski. 347 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,980 I scratched that one, it was embarrassing. 348 00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:11,070 Come, come... 349 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,280 Fax, fax. 350 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,230 - Excellency... - Isn't it Colonel any more? 351 00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:18,780 We usually call him Colonel. "Excellency" is for ambassadors. 352 00:28:19,110 --> 00:28:21,770 Zargas was Minister for Education... 353 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,450 twice Interior Minister... 354 00:28:23,610 --> 00:28:26,070 the Honduras consul to the Vatican... 355 00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:28,740 and has $300 million in Swiss banks. 356 00:28:29,110 --> 00:28:32,940 We can call him "Excellency". I think it suits him. 357 00:28:33,110 --> 00:28:34,610 She's had kids? 358 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,410 She's just well preserved. 359 00:28:36,610 --> 00:28:37,770 How old is she? 360 00:28:37,990 --> 00:28:39,330 She's not too ugly? 361 00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:40,830 Not at all. 362 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,940 Let me listen in. 363 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,650 Hotel Prince de Galles... 364 00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:49,440 - He always stays there. - Book it. 365 00:28:49,650 --> 00:28:50,650 A whole floor. 366 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,820 What do you mean, a whole floor? 367 00:28:52,990 --> 00:28:54,700 It says that it's for... 368 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:58,900 his 15 bodyguards, 12 if the others are still in hospital. 369 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,650 Is he trying to ruin me? 370 00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:04,150 He doesn't need his heavies here. It's a democracy. 371 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,860 - A free country... - Yes, yes... 372 00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:09,020 We can't let his jungle bunnies... 373 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,030 play Rambo in the streets. 374 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,080 Tell him that, the old spic! 375 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,370 Do you mean His Excellency, Colonel Zargas? 376 00:29:16,570 --> 00:29:17,230 What date? 377 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,730 Yes, when's he coming? 378 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,070 What's going on? 379 00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:32,110 Some old fogey taking ages to park his car. 380 00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:36,910 Look at that, the stupid idiot's measuring the space. 381 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:44,370 I've seen him before... 382 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,360 Come and see. We're in trouble. 383 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,120 The husband! 384 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,910 It's the mike's husband! 385 00:29:58,070 --> 00:29:58,730 What?! 386 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,230 I don't get it. 387 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,690 Our agent was going away with him. 388 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,230 She obviously hasn't. 389 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,690 I wonder what your pin-up's like. 390 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:07,570 Who is she? 391 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,730 The cipher, sir! 392 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:15,240 Talk of the devil... It's our agent, sir! 393 00:30:15,450 --> 00:30:17,580 She says we're likely to have a problem. 394 00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:20,450 The husband stood her up at the airport. 395 00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:21,780 Great! He's here! 396 00:30:31,490 --> 00:30:33,120 He's going inside too. 397 00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:35,280 Why the cipher... 398 00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:37,080 instead of the phone? 399 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,780 Madam's husband is here. 400 00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:41,070 He demands to speak to her. 401 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,780 I won't speak to him. 402 00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:45,780 Lolo, please! I admit I was wrong. 403 00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:47,730 Please forgive me. 404 00:30:49,070 --> 00:30:50,860 Nice dog, nice dog. 405 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,070 Bango! Mobuto! Calm down! 406 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,570 He's a friend. 407 00:31:00,070 --> 00:31:02,520 - Is he a friend too? - Of course. 408 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:05,580 Whenever I hear those dogs, I think of Georges. 409 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,870 I don't need a running commentary... 410 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,410 Stop sulking... 411 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:11,980 Marie-Laurence. 412 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:14,820 Go and chat to your husband in my office... 413 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:17,280 and sort everything out in 2 minutes. 414 00:31:17,490 --> 00:31:21,080 We have a ton of faxes to translate. Be brief! 415 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,580 That goes without saying, sir. Come on. 416 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,580 We'll be as quick as possible. 417 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:28,080 But we've a psychological mess to unravel. 418 00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:29,620 Get a move on! 419 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:34,580 Let's not dawdle, Jean-Jacques. 420 00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:39,450 Got any matches? 421 00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:41,570 Hurry up and get to the point. 422 00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:44,910 Your leaving shocked your father. 423 00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:48,070 He keeps calling me to threaten reprisals. 424 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:51,410 The children are keeping a stiff upper lip... 425 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:54,570 but the maid left because she refused to obey me. 426 00:31:55,070 --> 00:31:56,860 I don't want you to feel guilty. 427 00:31:57,070 --> 00:31:58,690 I can't say I noticed. 428 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,020 No one knows why you left... 429 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,280 our family home for one wild moment. 430 00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:05,370 You call a family home... 431 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:08,400 the place where you held filthy orgies... 432 00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:10,520 on Aunt Violaine's carpet! 433 00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:12,370 The carpet's hideous anyway. 434 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:15,360 You've changed terribly. 435 00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:18,910 You're not the man I married. 436 00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:21,570 I know. That bitch awoke the beast within me. 437 00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:23,280 I sinned for her body. 438 00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:24,280 Go on, hit me! 439 00:32:24,450 --> 00:32:25,620 Stop it, not here! 440 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:27,440 Kick me wherever you like... 441 00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:30,820 but come back home this weekend. Give us another chance! 442 00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:32,990 They're not making up now! 443 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,200 They love each other. It's terrible what we did. 444 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:39,120 Stop humiliating yourself. Get up. 445 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:40,490 Mind the carpet. 446 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,650 Stop rolling around. 447 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:45,440 - I'll consider it. - Any hope? 448 00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:47,650 Intervene or they'll make up. 449 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:49,860 - Me? But... - Lift your skirt. 450 00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:50,820 Sorry? 451 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:53,700 We'll make you a mini-skirt. 452 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,120 You'll look like a model. 453 00:32:57,450 --> 00:32:59,910 What's wrong? Aren't I enough for you any more? 454 00:33:01,110 --> 00:33:03,230 If you want it on Aunt Violaine's carpet... 455 00:33:04,110 --> 00:33:05,730 I'm ready and willing! 456 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,030 Lolo! Stop it! 457 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,330 No, if you're a pervert, I'll submit. 458 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:10,700 We're not at home! 459 00:33:10,860 --> 00:33:12,980 Our love is stronger than cheap sex. 460 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,200 Good, I'm glad to hear it. 461 00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:18,360 Excuse me, there's a young lady outside... 462 00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:21,570 shouting she has a date with your husband. 463 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,940 Who? Only your father knows I'm in Paris... 464 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,650 Go for it, cadet. Say something really compromising. 465 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:33,650 I'm embarrassed... 466 00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:38,660 Who the hell's that? 467 00:33:38,820 --> 00:33:41,650 Hurry up, honeybunch, we'll miss the plane! 468 00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:43,820 I don't know that monster! 469 00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:47,160 I love you! I love Jean-Jacques Granianski! 470 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,770 I love you, man of my dreams! 471 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,610 He wants them all! 472 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:55,270 He wants every last one of them! Every last one! 473 00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:56,490 He's a monster! 474 00:33:57,490 --> 00:34:00,830 He's a walking dick! A walking dick! 475 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,730 I love you, I love you, you're the man of my dreams. 476 00:34:08,950 --> 00:34:10,450 We're made for each other. 477 00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:12,620 Was that okay? 478 00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:15,080 Just fine. You're a natural. 479 00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:18,730 Come on. Everybody's looking. 480 00:34:18,950 --> 00:34:21,410 Public speaking's really scary. 481 00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:23,110 Sure, sure... 482 00:34:25,450 --> 00:34:27,740 Stop snivelling, Mrs Granianski. 483 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:28,900 He's gone. 484 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:33,270 Sorry. I never thought he'd come here with that fat cow! 485 00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:36,120 She was so common! 486 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:39,120 Did you see her? Something from a knocking shop! 487 00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:40,780 We didn't hear. 488 00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:42,530 Jealousy's better than pity. 489 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:43,370 Sure, sure... 490 00:34:43,530 --> 00:34:46,200 It's amazing the changes a man can go through. 491 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,520 He was my first. 492 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:48,780 What's going on? 493 00:34:48,990 --> 00:34:51,660 Why are you on all fours, Mrs Granianski? 494 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:55,320 I'm looking for my ring. It keeps falling off. 495 00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:56,820 I'm so thin... 496 00:34:57,490 --> 00:34:58,740 Georges broke the ring. 497 00:34:59,650 --> 00:35:02,320 He used my finger as a model to put it back together... 498 00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:04,150 but it isn't the same size. 499 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,070 You can say that again. 500 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,900 Here it is... 501 00:35:08,570 --> 00:35:09,900 It's badly set. 502 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:11,570 It's loose. 503 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:12,410 Shit! 504 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,910 I won't be keeping it much longer. 505 00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,570 It has bad memories now. 506 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,240 It's dead! 507 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,690 - Turn it up loud! - I already have. 508 00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:40,910 Look, sir. 509 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,230 It's all because of us. They're tearing him apart. 510 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,900 Just a few punches... 511 00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:52,240 Jesus, it's dead. 512 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,070 Fancy that! One of them's got a knife! 513 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,030 If he's hurt we'll have the cops and the DST everywhere! 514 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,120 I'm going. 515 00:36:03,070 --> 00:36:04,400 Calm down, gents... 516 00:36:04,570 --> 00:36:05,400 What d'you... 517 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,480 You saved my life! 518 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:19,530 - Shall I call the police? - It's okay! I'm a doctor! 519 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:22,160 You're brave. Unlike everybody else... 520 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,820 You could be killed here. and no one would move. 521 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,650 - Your keys. - Help. I might scratch the hood. 522 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:31,690 It's brand new. 523 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,330 Look at that! My thigh's gaping! 524 00:36:35,530 --> 00:36:36,530 Operate! 525 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:37,870 You're right. 526 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,830 There's a hospital just two minutes away. 527 00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:44,370 Mind my fingers! 528 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,480 - Nothing serious? - No, just a scratch. 529 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:54,830 You were the tops. 530 00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:56,660 I thought he'd stay. 531 00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:57,980 Experience, kid. 532 00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:58,980 Excuse me. 533 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,270 I see you're a medical centre. 534 00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:03,660 I need a bandage. 535 00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:05,770 I don't want blood on my seats. 536 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:07,160 It looks serious. 537 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,980 I might need a few stitches. What do you think? 538 00:37:10,150 --> 00:37:12,110 I don't think. I've work to do. 539 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,820 A hospital can operate. 540 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:15,490 Operate? Am I done for? 541 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:16,820 God, I feel dizzy... 542 00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:18,620 Get the police. I can't drive. 543 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:20,820 Lie there. 544 00:37:21,650 --> 00:37:24,480 - You're a decent chap. - I haven't all day. 545 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,610 - Who was that woman who called me? - Sorry? 546 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,120 I'd apologized to Lolo... 547 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,120 and then this fat cow I didn't know started shouting... 548 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,120 What is all this? 549 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,450 Just outside there! 550 00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:41,940 - I didn't see. - You didn't? 551 00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:43,190 Are you blind? 552 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,610 Enormous! A monster! 553 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,780 - Yeah? - Big as an elephant's backside! 554 00:37:51,450 --> 00:37:52,450 Someone there? 555 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:56,120 - Quiet, you're tiring yourself. - Thank you. 556 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,770 We showed the interpreter's husband out. 557 00:37:58,990 --> 00:37:59,660 You fought? 558 00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:02,450 No, we showed him out politely. 559 00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:04,620 He kicked me slightly. 560 00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:07,650 I'm sorry. But when my husband's wound up... 561 00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:09,610 he can be a real Hercules! 562 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,320 A slight graze. 563 00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:13,150 You'll soon be home. 564 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,980 Good. What a day. 565 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,940 I should have stayed in bed. 566 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,820 No disinfectant first? 567 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,940 - Didn't I do it? - No. 568 00:38:22,150 --> 00:38:23,940 What an idiot. Sorry. 569 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:27,320 Don't mention it. There are days when you make mistakes. 570 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:28,820 I see a lot... 571 00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:32,200 as I'm a psychological consultant to companies. 572 00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:34,190 Are you a doctor? 573 00:38:34,530 --> 00:38:36,580 Dr Tissot. Don't worry, I'm qualified. 574 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:40,520 - Do you mind if I used bourbon? - I beg your pardon? 575 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,660 With all these strikes, I'm out of iodine. 576 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,530 Won't it hurt a lot? 577 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:48,740 It'll just sting a little. Here, bite on this. 578 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,200 I hate having no rings. 579 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,370 I'm too sentimental. 580 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,240 - You have a dog? - Yes, don't panic! 581 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,610 Down, boy. Quiet now, don't move! 582 00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:15,690 Good boy. 583 00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:17,870 Big dog? 584 00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:20,020 Down, Mandela. 585 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:22,980 Isn't it unhygienic in a place like this? 586 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,530 It's not a hospital. 587 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:28,020 But a bit of fur in a blood sample could cause problems. 588 00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:31,160 He gets depressed alone at home. 589 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,530 Oh, he's like me then. I hate being alone. 590 00:39:34,780 --> 00:39:36,580 Hey, look at my credit cards! 591 00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,580 - I'm really sorry. - Look at them! 592 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:41,450 If it's any consolation, when they threw me out... 593 00:39:41,610 --> 00:39:46,070 those nazis loosed their dogs. My pipe fell and they bit it... 594 00:39:46,780 --> 00:39:47,450 Here... 595 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:50,740 look at the teeth marks. Isn't that something? 596 00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:52,520 - Tragic. - A briar pipe... 597 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:54,780 seasoned with good tobacco. What a week! 598 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,030 What about a tetanus jab? 599 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,660 They bit the pipe, not you! 600 00:39:59,070 --> 00:40:00,230 Do me a favour? 601 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,230 Depends. What? 602 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,020 Tell them to tell my wife... 603 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,700 that I'm in a bad way. 604 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,360 I don't want another fight. 605 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:09,200 And neither do you. No one can get in there now. 606 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,520 Not even the cops. 607 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,620 Just go home. 608 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,820 Your wife's likely to call. You should be at home. 609 00:40:14,990 --> 00:40:16,490 She has to be there Sunday. 610 00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:18,940 Her father's an important industrialist... 611 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:22,150 who gives me a lot of work in psychological consultancy. 612 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,150 If Marie-Laurence isn't there for our anniversary... 613 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,820 he'll go elsewhere. And take my turnover with him. 614 00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:30,620 It'll ruin me. 615 00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:34,150 I won't bore you any longer. I've taken up enough of your time. 616 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,360 I've work to do and I have to walk the dog. 617 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,160 I thought he'd never go. 618 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,150 Try to reach our excellent agent. 619 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,480 Send her to that creep's place in Dreux. 620 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:52,950 I'll just do a rough version to copy neatly... 621 00:40:53,110 --> 00:40:55,070 and then we can fax it. 622 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,770 Lt Foureau, sir. Granianski stood me up. 623 00:40:58,740 --> 00:40:59,490 What's that? 624 00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:01,150 I just don't understand. 625 00:41:01,650 --> 00:41:03,440 Sorry, sir, I've another call. 626 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:08,070 Isabelle, is that you? I'm with the captain. 627 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,580 - He asked me to call you. - Is he there? 628 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:11,950 Give me that. 629 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,120 This is the Shark. 630 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,620 He's gone to Dreux. 631 00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:17,410 Get out there and do it. 632 00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:19,570 It didn't look too good last time. 633 00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,280 Get him horny and fast! 634 00:41:21,490 --> 00:41:22,160 Jump to it! 635 00:41:24,150 --> 00:41:26,820 Hello? She hung up. 636 00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:29,940 - Is she mad at me? - Maybe she has scruples. 637 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,330 What an old prude! I just used a crude word... 638 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:34,730 A spade's a spade. 639 00:41:35,150 --> 00:41:37,110 Women in the army mean trouble. 640 00:41:37,990 --> 00:41:40,280 Jean Jacques just doesn't know his strength. 641 00:41:40,490 --> 00:41:42,530 When he's angry, he can beat anyone. 642 00:41:42,990 --> 00:41:45,830 He couldn't open a bottle of cider the other day... 643 00:41:46,490 --> 00:41:48,450 so he just snapped the neck off. 644 00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:51,320 Fax, fax, Mrs Granianski. 645 00:41:53,150 --> 00:41:53,820 Dr Tissot! 646 00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:55,200 What a ball-buster! 647 00:41:58,070 --> 00:41:58,900 Dr Tissot... 648 00:42:00,030 --> 00:42:01,990 I stalled 6 times on this street. 649 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,370 It's the gears... 650 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,660 I can't change them with my wound. 651 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:07,190 Could you drive me home? 652 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,360 How do I get back? 653 00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:10,580 There's a train every half-hour. 654 00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:11,410 Take it. 655 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,690 My car'll be rifled if I leave it here. 656 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:14,770 It's brand new. 657 00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:17,030 Sure. And I just leave my job early? 658 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:19,480 You're right. I'm so sorry. 659 00:42:20,030 --> 00:42:21,530 I'm being a nuisance. 660 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:24,320 Not at all. But I've a job to do. Medical work. 661 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,910 I'll stay an hour or two here. It'll rest my leg. 662 00:42:28,070 --> 00:42:29,570 Then I'll be able to drive. 663 00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:33,240 It'll be more fun for you to have someone to talk to. 664 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:36,190 I think we get on really well, huh? 665 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:39,360 I'll take you. Wait while I close up shop. 666 00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:42,950 I'll dump him in Dreux. If not, he'll never go. 667 00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:45,980 You're going to Dreux? You'll meet our agent! 668 00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:49,480 The woman who... You know... her! 669 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,860 So? I like to know who I'm working with. 670 00:42:52,490 --> 00:42:54,780 Well you're in for a surprise. 671 00:42:57,490 --> 00:43:00,830 I should never have done it on Aunt Violaine's carpet. 672 00:43:00,990 --> 00:43:02,780 That was pretty tasteless of me. 673 00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:07,120 Marie-Laurence is very fond of it. Lolo's very "family". 674 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,910 Here's a word of advice. 675 00:43:09,110 --> 00:43:11,070 Let a bit of time go by. 676 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,740 Don't see your Loulou for a week or two... 677 00:43:13,950 --> 00:43:15,280 It's Lolo... 678 00:43:15,450 --> 00:43:17,410 Yeah, you know... her... your wife... 679 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:20,620 If ever you beg to a woman, you're a prick. 680 00:43:20,950 --> 00:43:22,450 And it won't bring her back. 681 00:43:22,610 --> 00:43:23,190 Is it over? 682 00:43:23,450 --> 00:43:25,910 Well, let's just say it's in a pretty bad way. 683 00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:30,400 That's why, at this point, you should go away with the other. 684 00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:33,940 When you've reeled in a catch like that... 685 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:35,950 And what a catch! 686 00:43:36,110 --> 00:43:38,230 So. Life's too short. 687 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:40,620 There aren't many opportunities like that. 688 00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:42,440 No, that's true... 689 00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:45,830 So make the most of it while you can... 690 00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:49,490 You can always dump her later and go back to your wife. 691 00:43:49,650 --> 00:43:52,980 Sure, if she agrees. The trouble is everybody knows about it. 692 00:43:53,150 --> 00:43:56,480 It's crazy. All over France guys pork their mistresses... 693 00:43:56,650 --> 00:43:58,610 for nights on end and no one knows. 694 00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:01,650 I get one quickie on the living room carpet... 695 00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:04,980 and the photos are at breakfast the next day. Crazy, huh? 696 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,400 Rotten luck. 697 00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:11,770 I'm being a pain but we're doing 140... 698 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:15,480 and it says not to go over 110 with a new car. 699 00:44:16,650 --> 00:44:19,320 Sure, but I can't fart around all day. 700 00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,940 It's pretty fast, huh? 701 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,900 Run in, it can beat... 702 00:44:25,070 --> 00:44:27,520 an Audi 4 between Paris and Lyon. A real bomb! 703 00:44:29,070 --> 00:44:31,020 Shit! That was a radar trap. 704 00:44:36,070 --> 00:44:38,020 - Take the wheel. - Me? Why? 705 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,700 I forgot my licence and if we get stopped... 706 00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:42,520 you'd best be driving. 707 00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:44,240 - Fine. - Let's go. 708 00:44:49,070 --> 00:44:50,570 Here, hold this. 709 00:45:02,070 --> 00:45:04,020 Let's go. Shall I drive or you? 710 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,190 I've been banned for a month. 711 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,400 You're a friend... 712 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,730 so I didn't turn you in. 713 00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:26,530 Damn! That's Marilyn's car! 714 00:45:26,740 --> 00:45:28,870 Ah, your new cutie's already here. 715 00:45:29,570 --> 00:45:33,070 She's crazy. I made her promise to use the visitors' car park. 716 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,020 So what, everybody knows... 717 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:40,830 Do me a favour. Tell her she has to go. 718 00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:42,230 I'll call her soon. 719 00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:44,910 You had mad moments with her on the carpet. 720 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,110 Do you want her? 721 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:49,240 - Oh yes. - Well don't give up then. 722 00:45:49,610 --> 00:45:50,440 What'll she think? 723 00:45:50,610 --> 00:45:51,940 Go on, be forceful. 724 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,580 The telephone... I'll call a taxi. 725 00:46:01,110 --> 00:46:03,940 What are you waiting for? 726 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:07,240 Yes, yes, no... I can hear her... 727 00:46:11,110 --> 00:46:12,730 Go on, be forceful! 728 00:46:15,450 --> 00:46:18,450 I need a taxi at 24, Allйe Dubarry, Pompadour Estate. 729 00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:21,610 Marie! What are you doing here? 730 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,410 Can I turn it down... The neighbours... 731 00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:29,450 Where were you? 732 00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:32,080 My father-in-law's blackmailing me. 733 00:46:32,610 --> 00:46:35,610 He wants me to make it up with my wife for our anniversary. 734 00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:38,230 That's a nuisance because I'm mad about you. 735 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,900 You won't give in? 736 00:46:40,070 --> 00:46:42,190 No way... It's just there's the company... 737 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:43,570 What company? 738 00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:47,910 My company, where you came for those psychological tests. 739 00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:49,860 Psycho... Psycho Thingy? 740 00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:51,570 Psycho Perform. 741 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,580 A consulting firm. 742 00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:55,080 He's my best customer. 743 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:59,240 So if I don't get Marie-Laurence back for a while... 744 00:46:59,740 --> 00:47:00,580 he'll cancel. 745 00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:02,400 - You're selfish. - Not at all. 746 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,570 You don't want me. 747 00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:07,110 I'm just worried about the money. 748 00:47:12,490 --> 00:47:13,330 Who's that? 749 00:47:13,820 --> 00:47:16,480 Nobody. Just an old pal who drove me back. 750 00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:17,980 I'll get rid of him. 751 00:47:21,650 --> 00:47:23,610 Excuse me but there are no taxis. 752 00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:26,820 Give me the car keys. I'll leave the car at the station. 753 00:47:26,990 --> 00:47:28,330 How do I get it back? 754 00:47:28,490 --> 00:47:30,280 You can't drive for a month! 755 00:47:30,490 --> 00:47:33,330 I'll borrow it for a week, wash it, fill the tank... 756 00:47:33,490 --> 00:47:36,160 - Let's have the keys. - No, I'll take you. Hold on. 757 00:47:37,650 --> 00:47:38,480 It's dark. 758 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:41,520 Ever made love to a march? 759 00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:44,980 Can I put a light on? 760 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,820 I need the car keys for... 761 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:50,120 Hey! What are you doing? 762 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,480 What's going on? 763 00:47:52,650 --> 00:47:54,270 We've had a better idea. 764 00:47:54,490 --> 00:47:57,660 I don't want to risk an accident so we'll drop you at Orly. 765 00:47:57,820 --> 00:47:59,770 From there, you've a train to Paris. 766 00:48:00,070 --> 00:48:03,570 So you're taking my advice! About time too! 767 00:48:03,740 --> 00:48:04,910 You'll enjoy it. 768 00:48:05,070 --> 00:48:06,690 You only live once. 769 00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:08,230 Great records! 770 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,360 Hold on a minute while we pack. 771 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,230 A minute... Start the countdown. 772 00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:19,320 Cadet Garcia? 773 00:48:19,490 --> 00:48:21,870 It's a bad line. Can you hear music? 774 00:48:22,070 --> 00:48:24,360 Our agent's making up for lost time. 775 00:48:24,530 --> 00:48:25,370 Have you seen her? 776 00:48:25,530 --> 00:48:28,240 No, but I can hear her. I take back what I said. 777 00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:31,900 She has one hell of a temperament. She's doing a good job. 778 00:48:32,070 --> 00:48:34,520 Our man's overjoyed. How's it going there? 779 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:38,080 Everything's okay, temperature normal, no fever. 780 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,230 You sound weird. What's going on? Are you alone? 781 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,150 I have a patient. I'm taking a blood sample. 782 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,020 It's an armed DST agent. 783 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,530 - One of Bibi's - Yes. 784 00:48:48,570 --> 00:48:49,480 Good diagnosis. 785 00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:51,580 - Need any help? - No. 786 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:54,990 I managed on my own and I think he's out of action. 787 00:48:55,150 --> 00:48:56,230 I'll be right there. 788 00:48:57,070 --> 00:49:00,230 Aren't I through yet? The bottle's almost full. 789 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,230 I'm coming... Don't panic. 790 00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:10,650 Happy, honeybunch? 791 00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:12,440 Sorry, I've an emergency. 792 00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:17,650 - Who said that? - Just my friend. Who cares. 793 00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:21,160 Jean-Jacques? 794 00:49:21,490 --> 00:49:22,580 No, who's calling? 795 00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:25,120 Mr Chauffereau, his wife's father. Is he there? 796 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,270 Hold on. 797 00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:29,320 Jesus Christ! What now? 798 00:49:31,150 --> 00:49:32,570 Your father-in-law. 799 00:49:32,990 --> 00:49:34,780 No, I'm coming down. 800 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:36,330 I'll be right back. A problem. 801 00:49:36,990 --> 00:49:38,490 Hold on, Mr Chauffeur. 802 00:49:38,650 --> 00:49:41,820 Chauffereau! Not Chauffeur! Get the "r" in the right place! 803 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,820 Get rid of him, we're late. 804 00:49:49,650 --> 00:49:51,610 Hello, I was about to call you. 805 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:52,450 Is Lolo there? 806 00:49:53,450 --> 00:49:55,240 Not yet, but she soon will be. 807 00:49:55,450 --> 00:49:58,530 It's hell. Your children are as evil as their father's depraved. 808 00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:01,200 Honestly, daddy-in-law, it's all over now! 809 00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:04,410 - Get a move on! - Sure, with this tyrant here! 810 00:50:04,570 --> 00:50:06,860 Look how he's talking to me. It's horrific. 811 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:08,150 Little Geoffroy... 812 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,400 called grandma a smelly old bat... 813 00:50:10,570 --> 00:50:12,070 and refused to apologize. 814 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,730 He's in the bathroom. 815 00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:15,440 I won't have Louise insulted. 816 00:50:15,610 --> 00:50:17,650 Geoffroy couldn't have said that. 817 00:50:17,820 --> 00:50:18,570 So I'm lying? 818 00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:20,370 Come and get them right now. 819 00:50:20,610 --> 00:50:22,110 They peed in the garden. 820 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,940 But with a father like you... 821 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,990 it's not all that surprising. 822 00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:29,150 I'm going to sort everything out but I can't right now... 823 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,110 Hopeless. I'll call their mother. 824 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,770 That's it! Get Marie-Laurence back for the children. 825 00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:35,620 Maybe you'll convince her. 826 00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:37,940 You're out of your mind! Give me that! 827 00:50:38,150 --> 00:50:40,610 Don't move. We'll come for them, Mr Chauffeur. 828 00:50:40,780 --> 00:50:42,030 Chauffereau! 829 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,330 "R" in the middle! 830 00:50:43,490 --> 00:50:44,950 What's it to do with you? 831 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:48,270 You've been very kind but keep out of my private life! 832 00:50:48,490 --> 00:50:53,280 You're not going to give up your weekend for his feeble garden. 833 00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:55,240 We'll go over and talk to the kids. 834 00:50:55,780 --> 00:50:59,030 A quick chat with the old fart and it'll all be okay. 835 00:50:59,450 --> 00:51:00,950 She can meet you at Orly. 836 00:51:01,110 --> 00:51:02,610 Isn't that great? 837 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:03,830 Shall we go? 838 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,280 I'm sorry... 839 00:51:05,450 --> 00:51:07,080 but there's one last problem. 840 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,910 I'll meet you at the airport. 841 00:51:09,070 --> 00:51:10,400 I won't let you go! 842 00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:11,730 It's father-in-law. 843 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:14,730 If you really want to see Venice, meet me at Orly. 844 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:17,870 I'm a married man... You can't have me completely. 845 00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:23,200 I was so lucky meeting you. You're a dear friend. 846 00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:24,570 My pleasure. 847 00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,740 Your neighbour's car's in the way. 848 00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:30,450 If she's dressed, we can get her to move hers. 849 00:51:30,610 --> 00:51:32,570 Call her. Sound the horn. 850 00:51:37,110 --> 00:51:37,770 Again. 851 00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:43,740 - What? - Angel, your car's in the way. 852 00:51:45,110 --> 00:51:45,770 Cover up! 853 00:51:46,950 --> 00:51:49,240 In that outfit, she'd cause a revolution. 854 00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:51,770 Do me a favour? 855 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:55,070 Tell me, honestly, what you think of her. 856 00:52:03,860 --> 00:52:05,020 Holy shit! 857 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,370 Not bad, huh? 858 00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:08,200 Marilyn Lemoine. 859 00:52:08,530 --> 00:52:12,370 - Dr Tissot. Your first name? - Rйmi. 860 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:14,200 Pleased to meet you. 861 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,400 I'll move... 862 00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:18,870 Mind the bodywork. What're you doing? 863 00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:21,570 What's wrong? 864 00:52:27,650 --> 00:52:30,320 - We're wasting time. Let's go. - What's wrong? 865 00:52:30,490 --> 00:52:32,120 - Move! - I don't get it... 866 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,450 You can get by. 867 00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:34,650 Be at Orly. 868 00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:36,070 Don't forget! 869 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:36,990 No way, honey! 870 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,020 - Let's go! - I'm coming. 871 00:53:03,490 --> 00:53:05,120 We held you up a bit. 872 00:53:05,990 --> 00:53:07,620 It's annoying. I'm sorry. 873 00:53:07,990 --> 00:53:10,120 There are times when you forget things. 874 00:53:10,490 --> 00:53:11,990 Even your best friend... 875 00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:15,980 because even if it was always very... 876 00:53:16,150 --> 00:53:19,650 satisfactory with Marie-Laurence, with that chick... 877 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:22,410 it's 7th heaven! 878 00:53:22,570 --> 00:53:25,020 Keep your smutty confessions to yourself! 879 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:26,900 Oh, I'm sorry... 880 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,530 It's hard to find normal words... 881 00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:31,870 for what happens between her and me. 882 00:53:32,070 --> 00:53:32,900 Don't bother! 883 00:53:33,570 --> 00:53:34,730 What did you think? 884 00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:40,200 - She disappointed you? - Yeah, that's it. 885 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,570 Aren't we matched? 886 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:44,520 Yeah, not bad... 887 00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:46,410 You don't match at all! 888 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:50,020 It's true, she is a bit showy. 889 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,370 - What? - You know, a bit vulgar. 890 00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,570 She doesn't have the distinction of a wife. 891 00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:58,740 I mean she's not the type you or I would marry. 892 00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:01,360 But for the old "hubba-hubba"... 893 00:54:02,070 --> 00:54:04,360 there's nothing better, if I may be so bold... 894 00:54:04,570 --> 00:54:06,270 than a free and easy girl. 895 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,950 Cut the filth, okay! 896 00:54:10,150 --> 00:54:11,400 Want to say tu? Fine. 897 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:19,570 I'm sorry. I've told you so many trivial secrets... 898 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:23,740 But it's hard not to share things like that with a friend. 899 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:24,730 Shut your trap! 900 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:35,200 - Slow down, you almost hit him. - Didn't notice. 901 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,570 He noticed you! 902 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,410 Hang on, Henriette! 903 00:55:00,570 --> 00:55:01,820 - Where now? - Take... 904 00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:04,740 Left to Bourmilly. 905 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,700 You mustn't get the wrong idea about Marilyn. 906 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,030 She's not obsessed by sex. Really. 907 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,030 She's an intellectual too... 908 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:17,150 and she's going through hell with her husband right now. 909 00:55:17,950 --> 00:55:20,240 He's a real dumb brute, she tells me. 910 00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:26,030 Emergency. Get me a coffee. 911 00:55:26,570 --> 00:55:28,520 Are you sure? You're already jumpy. 912 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:32,240 I'll get one too. It'll buck me up. 913 00:55:33,070 --> 00:55:34,400 How's it going? 914 00:55:34,650 --> 00:55:37,320 Zargas called from his private jet. He's on his way. 915 00:55:37,490 --> 00:55:39,120 He's landing at 4.30 p. m. 916 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:44,580 One question. 917 00:55:45,740 --> 00:55:49,080 Who chose Lt Foureau to seduce the mike's husband? 918 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,570 I think you did, sir. 919 00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:53,070 I know that. Who had the idea of choosing her? 920 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,370 I think you'll have to ask General Masse... He... 921 00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:59,230 Well, all I know is that I volunteered... 922 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,190 and they said I was too young. 923 00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:04,080 That's for sure. Well, Masse or no Masse... 924 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:05,740 I'll dump him somewhere... 925 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:09,400 'cos I'm not letting him fly off to Venice with my girl... 926 00:56:09,570 --> 00:56:11,940 on the taxpayer's money, dammit! 927 00:56:12,150 --> 00:56:13,230 I fully understand. 928 00:56:13,450 --> 00:56:16,870 No one blames you for cracking up, least of all me, Philippe. 929 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,200 Don't use that tone of voice with me! 930 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,570 Keep your distances, kid. I don't care what you think. 931 00:56:22,950 --> 00:56:26,200 I'm not cracking up. I just felt down for a second. 932 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,520 I'll dump him at Orly. And never mention this again. 933 00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:33,400 Move, I haven't got all day. 934 00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:41,160 Is this seminary in Venice with the Japanese a joke? 935 00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:43,660 - No, daddy-in-law. - Banza:i:! 936 00:56:44,990 --> 00:56:46,530 Quiet, we can't hear. 937 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:49,240 I don't want to be mean but I'm surprised... 938 00:56:49,450 --> 00:56:52,120 someone like you can advise Japanese companies. 939 00:56:52,570 --> 00:56:54,360 I told you to be careful. 940 00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:56,020 You knocked the table... 941 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,860 and Louise's figures. 942 00:56:58,030 --> 00:57:01,700 Forgive him. He's so eager to see me and apologize to nana. 943 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:03,690 Apologize and give her a kiss. 944 00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:05,020 I'm sorry, nana. 945 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,740 No, she prickles! 946 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,770 What did you say, Benoоt? 947 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,200 Benoоt, come back here. 948 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,360 That's permissive education for you... 949 00:57:14,530 --> 00:57:16,660 parents are buddies and grandparents jerks! 950 00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:18,480 Couldn't agree more! 951 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,190 So you're his cousin the doctor? 952 00:57:23,530 --> 00:57:25,030 Cousin once removed. 953 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,200 On what side? His father's side or his mother's? 954 00:57:29,150 --> 00:57:30,150 Mother's, I think. 955 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,780 You aren't sure? 956 00:57:32,530 --> 00:57:34,990 Well, you know, I'm not the family type. 957 00:57:35,450 --> 00:57:38,280 It's funny. Geneviкve never mentioned you. 958 00:57:38,450 --> 00:57:40,580 It's okay. Benoоt will kiss nana. 959 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,580 He's promised to be good now, haven't you? 960 00:57:43,950 --> 00:57:47,280 So this cousin I don't know is one of your mother's family? 961 00:57:48,110 --> 00:57:51,690 No, my father's. Jean's side. Mother is an only child. 962 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:53,860 He just told me the opposite! 963 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:56,730 Weird, it just fell! 964 00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:58,400 You smashed my figures! 965 00:57:58,570 --> 00:58:00,190 We'd love to stay but... 966 00:58:04,070 --> 00:58:07,070 What else did Marilyn tell you about her husband? 967 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,190 I don't know. 968 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,240 A flood of recriminations, poor thing! 969 00:58:11,450 --> 00:58:13,240 Really? What, for instance? 970 00:58:14,110 --> 00:58:17,440 Well, he's pretty basic. A fat lump with a pea for a brain. 971 00:58:17,950 --> 00:58:21,620 That's not too bad. The worst part is the sex... 972 00:58:22,780 --> 00:58:27,410 You'll laugh but this poor guy, at the crucial moment... 973 00:58:27,610 --> 00:58:28,940 see what I mean... 974 00:58:29,110 --> 00:58:31,940 well, he has these thundering sneezing fits! 975 00:58:32,110 --> 00:58:34,070 It ruins everything. He's impotent. 976 00:58:34,610 --> 00:58:36,400 We can laugh, but it must be awful. 977 00:58:36,610 --> 00:58:37,770 You believed that? 978 00:58:38,450 --> 00:58:40,740 It's possible. With me though, she really goes wild. 979 00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:42,280 There's something... 980 00:58:42,450 --> 00:58:45,450 It's my calm, reassuring side that charmed her away... 981 00:58:45,610 --> 00:58:47,230 from that pathetic ape. 982 00:58:47,610 --> 00:58:48,940 You're reassuring?! 983 00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:52,770 You'd be surprised how many women... 984 00:58:53,450 --> 00:58:55,410 feel safe with pipe-smokers. 985 00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:58,070 There was a survey in VSD magazine. 986 00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:02,950 70% of the women interviewed... 987 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,120 said they'd rather their husband smoke a pipe. 988 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:10,120 The smell of tobacco in cars makes me sick. 989 00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:12,410 I'd have put it out. 990 00:59:12,610 --> 00:59:14,320 It was a real meerschaum... 991 00:59:14,530 --> 00:59:16,330 that my wife gave me. 992 00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:17,620 I'm allergic. 993 00:59:18,610 --> 00:59:19,190 I see... 994 00:59:20,450 --> 00:59:23,120 Funny, allergies are this century's illness. 995 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:29,620 - Are you married? - No. 996 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,120 Really? You don't want to or you're still looking? 997 00:59:33,450 --> 00:59:34,950 Mind your own business! 998 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:47,940 It's very kind to have driven me here. 999 00:59:53,150 --> 00:59:54,150 Sweetheart! 1000 00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,770 I managed to escape father-in-law's clutches. 1001 01:00:07,490 --> 01:00:09,950 Why did you ask Dr Tissot to come in here? 1002 01:00:10,150 --> 01:00:11,320 He needn't have. 1003 01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:13,450 I didn't ask him. He insisted. 1004 01:00:13,650 --> 01:00:15,770 My case is heavy and my leg's still weak. 1005 01:00:15,990 --> 01:00:17,870 He's probably got better to do. 1006 01:00:18,070 --> 01:00:18,820 I've time. 1007 01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:21,520 We haven't, we're late. 1008 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:23,910 Come on, your case can go as hand luggage. 1009 01:00:24,110 --> 01:00:26,820 Oh no, I hate being weighed down. 1010 01:00:26,990 --> 01:00:28,160 I'll be right back. 1011 01:00:38,490 --> 01:00:40,620 Thanks for the serenade at his place. 1012 01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:42,940 You can mix business and pleasure, I see. 1013 01:00:43,150 --> 01:00:45,440 For pity's sake! It's bad enough as it is! 1014 01:00:45,650 --> 01:00:49,150 Yeah? So what was all that hideous, obscene wailing about? 1015 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,480 That's not like you. 1016 01:00:50,650 --> 01:00:53,110 Don't be stupid. I was faking it for him. 1017 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,110 So why don't you fake it for me? 1018 01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:59,650 And you told him about my being allergic and impotent. 1019 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,160 Why impotent? 1020 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,320 What d'you mean? 1021 01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:05,160 That lie you told him about my allergies... 1022 01:01:05,650 --> 01:01:07,770 That I always sneeze just when... 1023 01:01:08,990 --> 01:01:11,780 So? You have lots of allergies? It happens, right? 1024 01:01:11,950 --> 01:01:13,580 Never just then! 1025 01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:16,490 I embellished a little, just to hook him. 1026 01:01:16,990 --> 01:01:18,620 What do I look like now? 1027 01:01:18,990 --> 01:01:22,330 Who does who look like? Are you Marilyn's husband? 1028 01:01:23,150 --> 01:01:26,150 Just calm down, Shark, we're on a mission. 1029 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:31,940 Elementary. You're right, lieutenant. 1030 01:01:32,150 --> 01:01:34,610 Honey... Give me your ticket. 1031 01:01:34,990 --> 01:01:37,660 You're in non-smoking. I'll never last till Venice. 1032 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,160 What an asshole! 1033 01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:45,270 Get lost, Phil! You'll ruin everything! 1034 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,650 Don't worry! 1035 01:01:50,650 --> 01:01:51,820 Fucking hell! 1036 01:01:56,150 --> 01:01:57,770 He didn't say goodbye. 1037 01:01:58,650 --> 01:02:00,610 Fancy old Tissot just leaving like that. 1038 01:02:06,820 --> 01:02:08,150 Doctor! Emergency! 1039 01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:11,320 I don't care, I've got a copy here. 1040 01:02:26,490 --> 01:02:29,330 - Give me another then! - Hey! Hey, you! 1041 01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:36,610 You're not going to try them all now! 1042 01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:39,820 Sweetheart, I can't choose a pipe just like that. 1043 01:02:41,150 --> 01:02:43,520 I'll have this one. Hey, Tissot's back. 1044 01:03:00,150 --> 01:03:01,770 I won't let you ruin your life. 1045 01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:04,280 Your wife loves you, your kids need you... 1046 01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:05,330 Benoоt, Guillain... 1047 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:06,490 Not Guillain. 1048 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:08,940 Shut up! You'll lose your job, your home... 1049 01:03:09,150 --> 01:03:11,440 your wife's parents' money. And for what? 1050 01:03:11,650 --> 01:03:14,110 3 days nookie with a floozy you hardly know! 1051 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,320 Dr Tissot! 1052 01:03:15,650 --> 01:03:18,730 I hope you have a good reason for such irresponsibility... 1053 01:03:18,950 --> 01:03:19,530 and vulgarity! 1054 01:03:19,740 --> 01:03:21,080 - It's a bit much... - Shut it! 1055 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:24,240 Keep out of this, Isabelle. You've done enough damage. 1056 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,570 Sorry, excuse me... 1057 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:28,870 Her name's Marilyn, you're confused... 1058 01:03:29,030 --> 01:03:31,410 More than confused, he's off his trolley! 1059 01:03:31,570 --> 01:03:33,360 He doesn't realize what he's doing. 1060 01:03:33,570 --> 01:03:36,730 I say it's scandalous to destroy a French family... 1061 01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:39,190 for reasons of State, with filth like this! 1062 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,520 The President told me that this morning. 1063 01:03:44,610 --> 01:03:47,690 Keep the President out of this. Find a better argument. 1064 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,860 Go home, lieutenant. That's an order! 1065 01:03:50,070 --> 01:03:52,020 You're completely out of your mind! 1066 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,870 Exactly, he's a lunatic! 1067 01:03:54,070 --> 01:03:55,690 Go home! You're pathetic! 1068 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:58,190 I've heard enough. We've a plane to catch. 1069 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,230 Just splash some water on your face and get... 1070 01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:04,410 If you touch her again, I'll tear you apart. 1071 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,360 If you sleep with him, I'll kill him. 1072 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:18,240 Look, Isabelle, this isn't the husband or the lover speaking. 1073 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,730 This is the captain ordering the lieutenant to stop. Okay? 1074 01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:24,360 When an officer acts against the State... 1075 01:04:24,530 --> 01:04:25,870 my duty is to disobey. 1076 01:04:26,030 --> 01:04:27,200 You pathetic fool! 1077 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,030 Want an anti-State slap? 1078 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,870 Let me leave with him or I'll report you to Masse... 1079 01:04:32,030 --> 01:04:33,370 for court-martial. 1080 01:04:34,030 --> 01:04:36,490 - My flight's... - Shut up! What do I care? 1081 01:04:36,650 --> 01:04:39,110 Turn me in if you want but I'll deal with him. 1082 01:04:40,490 --> 01:04:41,330 Come here, you! 1083 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:54,650 Jesus! 1084 01:04:56,150 --> 01:04:57,650 Can you get it down? 1085 01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:00,320 Sorry, mister, you'll need to see the pound. 1086 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,200 Come on, climb up. 1087 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:03,980 - Move it! - Where're we going? 1088 01:05:05,030 --> 01:05:06,200 Dreux. Get in. 1089 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,980 - No. Calm down. - Get in! 1090 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,490 - Hey, mister! - Get lost! 1091 01:05:18,860 --> 01:05:19,860 You can't... 1092 01:05:40,030 --> 01:05:42,160 I didn't realize you liked her so much. 1093 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:43,530 Well I do! 1094 01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:47,030 Yeah... Look, Tissot, we're both worn out... 1095 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,660 We're both getting angry. We should just stop... 1096 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:52,320 and talk this over man to man. 1097 01:05:53,030 --> 01:05:56,530 I think it's really nice of you to worry about my family. Really! 1098 01:05:57,860 --> 01:06:01,520 Even if you're a little rough sometimes... 1099 01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:04,700 I wholeheartedly share your views on the family and... 1100 01:06:04,860 --> 01:06:05,860 Good! 1101 01:06:06,070 --> 01:06:07,690 I'd never leave my wife... 1102 01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:09,860 who's very worthy and upstanding... 1103 01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:11,240 even if... 1104 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,980 I was going to have 2 days off with that... that broad! 1105 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,650 Don't talk about her like that! 1106 01:06:17,860 --> 01:06:20,320 That broad as you call her is my girl! 1107 01:06:20,530 --> 01:06:21,870 Get it, blockhead? 1108 01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:24,520 Sure! 1109 01:06:25,030 --> 01:06:27,700 She's your girl. It's logical. Fine. 1110 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,820 Girls like her are anybody's. 1111 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:34,870 She's yours, she's mine, she's the garage attendant's... 1112 01:06:35,030 --> 01:06:38,030 she's the policeman's. Lay down your money, it's bedtime! 1113 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,360 I don't mind, you can have her if you want her. 1114 01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:43,490 You can have my ticket for Venice. 1115 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,320 Drop me anywhere and go to her. 1116 01:06:46,530 --> 01:06:47,780 She's something else! 1117 01:06:49,030 --> 01:06:50,660 Are you really that dumb? 1118 01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:53,860 She only slept with you because I ordered her to. 1119 01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:57,700 D'you understand? It was for France. 1120 01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,320 I hadn't thought of that. Why not? 1121 01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:01,700 For France... 1122 01:07:05,030 --> 01:07:06,990 Try driving with your eyes open! 1123 01:07:17,030 --> 01:07:18,530 You should slow down. 1124 01:07:19,530 --> 01:07:21,030 There are police ahead. 1125 01:07:33,860 --> 01:07:35,650 I should've taken full insurance. 1126 01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:46,150 Your beeper. Another emergency. 1127 01:07:48,610 --> 01:07:50,150 Call the bus. 1128 01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,030 Go on, I'll just wait here. 1129 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,400 - Come here. - What the hell... 1130 01:08:01,570 --> 01:08:02,570 - Get in. - What... 1131 01:08:02,740 --> 01:08:04,370 You disappoint me, Tissot. 1132 01:08:04,570 --> 01:08:07,020 I thought we were better friends than this. 1133 01:08:13,570 --> 01:08:15,190 Shark here. What is it? 1134 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,690 At last! They're landing early. 1135 01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:19,520 They left with the mike. 1136 01:08:21,070 --> 01:08:21,900 Listen. 1137 01:08:31,070 --> 01:08:33,020 Shall I follow or wait for you? 1138 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,410 Shit! Launch Phase 2! 1139 01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:37,190 Close tail, take no risks. 1140 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,860 Receiver on the front seat, under a rug. 1141 01:08:40,070 --> 01:08:41,860 Earphones hidden by a scarf. 1142 01:08:42,070 --> 01:08:45,230 Go for it and don't panic, kid! Don't panic! 1143 01:08:45,490 --> 01:08:48,490 Why're you shouting, Philippe? I'm perfectly calm. 1144 01:08:48,650 --> 01:08:51,520 I'm shouting 'cos you should have already left. 1145 01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:52,700 Jump to it, woman! 1146 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:01,230 What's up? 1147 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:02,400 I'm stifling! 1148 01:09:02,570 --> 01:09:04,190 For pity's sake, let me out! 1149 01:09:04,450 --> 01:09:05,910 Stop it, I'll let you out. 1150 01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,520 I want your word of honor you'll calm down. 1151 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:09,730 I swear! 1152 01:09:11,070 --> 01:09:12,570 Great, the lock's jammed. 1153 01:09:12,740 --> 01:09:15,410 No, please. Don't leave me here to die. 1154 01:09:15,570 --> 01:09:16,570 Cover your eyes! 1155 01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:18,580 Why? What are you going to do? 1156 01:09:35,110 --> 01:09:38,110 - Don't damage anything. - Just cool it. 1157 01:09:39,950 --> 01:09:40,530 What's that? 1158 01:09:40,950 --> 01:09:41,950 Just something. 1159 01:09:42,110 --> 01:09:45,110 What're you doing? 1160 01:09:48,610 --> 01:09:49,270 How did you... 1161 01:09:49,450 --> 01:09:51,240 You opened it like a can of beans! 1162 01:09:54,110 --> 01:09:55,110 Get in, quick! 1163 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,450 I'll need a new one. 1164 01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:58,400 I bet the guarantee won't cover it. 1165 01:09:59,450 --> 01:10:01,080 Jesus, it's a brand-new car! 1166 01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:07,370 - Where now? - An emergency! 1167 01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,530 You're a pretty impulsive guy, huh? 1168 01:10:12,070 --> 01:10:13,690 I have to be in my job. 1169 01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:16,910 You know as a psychological consultant... 1170 01:10:17,070 --> 01:10:18,230 I see some nutcases! 1171 01:10:18,450 --> 01:10:19,950 Even in companies... 1172 01:10:20,110 --> 01:10:24,110 you see that psychological problems are nearly always linked... 1173 01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:25,280 to sex. 1174 01:10:27,450 --> 01:10:29,910 It's clear that for some people, intelligence... 1175 01:10:30,070 --> 01:10:32,900 and I don't mean this for you, can be a handicap. 1176 01:10:34,530 --> 01:10:37,370 I always say, you'll find a shoe to fit you... 1177 01:10:38,030 --> 01:10:40,700 but I also say... 1178 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:43,690 if you force your way into the wrong-sized shoe... 1179 01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:46,150 you hurt your foot... and ruin the shoe. 1180 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,320 What's all this shoe business? 1181 01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,700 Nothing, Tissot. 1182 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,150 As a doctor, you should know... 1183 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,650 there's nothing shameful about psychoanalysis. 1184 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,730 - What? - It may cure your sexual hang-ups. 1185 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,900 We haven't eaten yet! 1186 01:11:32,950 --> 01:11:35,330 If I skip lunch, I'm not 100% after. 1187 01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:37,860 That's tough. Now shut it! 1188 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:41,730 My stomach's gurgling. 1189 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,190 My case is in Venice by now... 1190 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,360 with a linen suit I've never worn. 1191 01:11:55,070 --> 01:11:57,190 The bodyguards are armed. Is that normal? 1192 01:11:57,490 --> 01:11:59,450 His life has been threatened. 1193 01:11:59,650 --> 01:12:02,480 He has to protect himself. He doesn't enjoy it. 1194 01:12:02,990 --> 01:12:04,620 It's very impressive. 1195 01:12:05,490 --> 01:12:06,740 I can smell the gunsmoke. 1196 01:12:33,150 --> 01:12:34,150 Where were you? 1197 01:12:34,450 --> 01:12:37,280 Sorry, sir. It wasn't a very precise rendez-vous. 1198 01:12:37,450 --> 01:12:39,740 Not very smart. Get the gear, fast! 1199 01:12:47,950 --> 01:12:49,120 You know Fatty? 1200 01:12:49,610 --> 01:12:50,940 Shut up or I'll do you! 1201 01:12:54,610 --> 01:12:57,270 I don't want to be a nuisance but she's mad. 1202 01:12:57,700 --> 01:13:01,200 She shouted obscenities at me with my wife listening earlier. 1203 01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:02,190 Can it! 1204 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:05,160 That's the mike's husband. What's he doing here? 1205 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:06,860 I brought him. It's best. 1206 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,160 - You're sure? - I know what I'm doing. 1207 01:13:12,110 --> 01:13:14,570 We can't use this. Get the sound gun. 1208 01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:23,620 I get it now! 1209 01:13:24,610 --> 01:13:26,730 If you're a doctor, I'm a Chinaman. 1210 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:29,910 You're escaped lunatics. 1211 01:13:30,450 --> 01:13:33,280 You strangled your doctors and took their place! 1212 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,610 Just my luck! 1213 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:59,150 No, it's working. Come on, Garcia! 1214 01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:00,980 It isn't ready yet. 1215 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,320 Forget it. Pick it up later. 1216 01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:09,870 Get over here! 1217 01:14:10,030 --> 01:14:11,030 Look out... 1218 01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:42,910 I don't want to criticize but we shouldn't have brought him. 1219 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:44,740 No choice. Shut it. 1220 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:48,240 That's all he says: Shut it! Can it! I'll do you! 1221 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:49,400 Shut it! 1222 01:14:49,740 --> 01:14:51,240 There, I told you so. 1223 01:14:56,740 --> 01:14:59,580 The colonel apologizes for bringing his army... 1224 01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:01,700 but his life has been threatened... 1225 01:15:01,900 --> 01:15:04,730 by the Communist rabble of the Pathway of Light. 1226 01:15:04,950 --> 01:15:06,450 To help the cause... 1227 01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:07,950 of democracy... 1228 01:15:08,110 --> 01:15:09,570 That's Lolo! It's her! 1229 01:15:09,740 --> 01:15:13,080 Your wife? All voices sound alike with these tiny mikes. 1230 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,330 He asked if I'm staying at the embassy... 1231 01:15:22,530 --> 01:15:23,870 or at his hotel. 1232 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:26,160 It's embarrassing. What do I say? 1233 01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,820 He just said he thinks I'm very attractive. 1234 01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:30,820 That's a bit much. 1235 01:15:30,990 --> 01:15:33,450 Do whatever you feel like doing. 1236 01:15:33,650 --> 01:15:36,270 Oh no, he's very nice but... 1237 01:15:36,450 --> 01:15:39,120 We should record it for later because of... 1238 01:15:39,950 --> 01:15:42,080 She sounds just like Lolo. Unbelievable! 1239 01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:45,120 He's a odd bod, he keeps propositioning me. 1240 01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,950 Let's not exaggerate, Mrs Granianski. 1241 01:15:48,110 --> 01:15:50,070 It is her! It's her! It's Lolo! 1242 01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:52,240 You're tailing her? What is all this? 1243 01:16:05,950 --> 01:16:07,910 What's going on, Mrs Granianski? 1244 01:16:09,450 --> 01:16:11,240 They think we're being followed. 1245 01:16:11,450 --> 01:16:13,740 They want permission to check. 1246 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:16,080 Okay, but discreetly. 1247 01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:18,450 We're in France... 1248 01:16:18,650 --> 01:16:20,270 not Colombia. 1249 01:16:38,650 --> 01:16:39,480 What was that? 1250 01:16:40,990 --> 01:16:42,780 Something about "precautions"... 1251 01:16:44,820 --> 01:16:45,650 We're rumbled! 1252 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,440 Jesus! Just like Bogota! Real tough guys! 1253 01:17:06,650 --> 01:17:08,150 You can say that again. 1254 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,650 Okay, we lost them. 1255 01:17:35,990 --> 01:17:38,120 Where do we go now? 1256 01:17:53,490 --> 01:17:54,830 Why did they shoot? 1257 01:17:56,150 --> 01:17:57,940 How the hell do we get out now? 1258 01:17:58,150 --> 01:18:00,270 A brand-new car. Look at the state it's in! 1259 01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:15,980 Jesus, Dr Tissot! No... No! I'm tied up! 1260 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,940 Help! 1261 01:18:52,650 --> 01:18:54,150 Tissot, I'm tied up! 1262 01:19:02,650 --> 01:19:03,480 My bag. 1263 01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:25,650 I got him, sir! 1264 01:19:44,740 --> 01:19:46,530 Okay, Garcia? No harm done? 1265 01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:48,240 Not a scratch, sir! 1266 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,190 Let's get your car and go. 1267 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,730 What about me? 1268 01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:53,690 Just give us a break, will you. 1269 01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:54,730 But you... 1270 01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:56,520 - Reason of State, okay? - What? 1271 01:19:56,740 --> 01:19:57,410 I'll explain. 1272 01:19:57,740 --> 01:20:00,580 I need to infiltrate a top-level meeting in Paris. 1273 01:20:00,740 --> 01:20:03,030 The poor embassy interpreter... 1274 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:07,410 is retained in Dreux for her wedding anniversary. 1275 01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:10,900 So you set up a simple bit of manipulation with a girl... 1276 01:20:11,070 --> 01:20:13,900 who makes the nerd feel like Cary Grant. 1277 01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:14,900 Get it? 1278 01:20:15,070 --> 01:20:17,020 No way, I don't believe a word! 1279 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,160 Marilyn loves me and you're jealous! 1280 01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:22,520 You dumb fuck! Where d'you think the photos came from? 1281 01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:26,200 Some spiteful character envious of my standing in Dreux. 1282 01:20:27,650 --> 01:20:28,980 No one envies you. 1283 01:20:29,150 --> 01:20:31,110 We set it up to wreck your marriage. 1284 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,570 A girl like Isabelle would never have bothered with you normally. 1285 01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:38,280 'Cos if you think for one minute that you sent her to 7th heaven... 1286 01:20:38,450 --> 01:20:40,080 You're way off the mark! 1287 01:20:41,450 --> 01:20:42,700 She was faking it all. 1288 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,400 Go home now! 1289 01:20:45,570 --> 01:20:48,400 And not a word about any of this or else... 1290 01:20:59,570 --> 01:21:01,520 I haven't any sexual hang-ups, okay? 1291 01:21:02,070 --> 01:21:02,730 Okay. 1292 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:05,730 Come on, we're off. 1293 01:21:17,900 --> 01:21:19,230 What did he say? 1294 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:23,400 That my almond-shaped eyes are as deep as his dog's... 1295 01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:26,660 Mantequila, who is very playful. 1296 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,190 What're you doing here, sir? Is Zargas here? 1297 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,730 One moment, captain. Cadet, go inside the hotel. 1298 01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:53,900 Elevator B, for Bertha to the 7th floor, room 705. 1299 01:21:54,070 --> 01:21:55,230 3 short knocks... 1300 01:21:55,570 --> 01:21:57,070 2 long, 5 short... 1301 01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:58,570 and 2 long. 1302 01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:00,410 - Isabelle'll let you in. - Isabelle's here? 1303 01:22:00,570 --> 01:22:03,320 That's funny, sir, 3 short, 2 long... 1304 01:22:03,490 --> 01:22:04,740 5 short and 2 long... 1305 01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:06,080 make SNOUF in Morse. 1306 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:07,730 No comment. Move! 1307 01:22:09,570 --> 01:22:10,570 Come with me. 1308 01:22:12,740 --> 01:22:14,240 Isabelle told you... 1309 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,080 Your gun. 1310 01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:27,320 I know how it looks... 1311 01:22:27,490 --> 01:22:29,450 but she was falling for that nerd. 1312 01:22:29,650 --> 01:22:31,440 It would have ruined everything. 1313 01:22:31,650 --> 01:22:34,020 Shut up. You're not a Shark, you're a wet blanket. 1314 01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:36,440 Isabelle is an excellent agent... 1315 01:22:36,650 --> 01:22:37,820 whom I trust completely. 1316 01:22:38,030 --> 01:22:39,910 That's why she's now heading the operation. 1317 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,480 You can't do this! 1318 01:22:41,650 --> 01:22:44,320 Like hell I can't. Go home, take a vacation. 1319 01:22:45,650 --> 01:22:48,650 How would you react if Madeleine got bonked like that? 1320 01:22:48,820 --> 01:22:51,110 My Madeleine? Are you crazy, Boulier? 1321 01:22:51,490 --> 01:22:52,490 Sorry, sir. 1322 01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:54,820 Good day. 1323 01:23:06,990 --> 01:23:08,620 Come in! Gear on the bed! 1324 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:14,190 I'm flattered to be working with you. 1325 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:17,230 Unpack the gear! This is Private Grangй. 1326 01:23:17,570 --> 01:23:20,730 - Delphine Grangй, delighted. - How d'you do? 1327 01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:22,690 Ever seen action before? 1328 01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:26,230 No, it's my first time. It's really scary. 1329 01:23:29,570 --> 01:23:30,230 Let's record. 1330 01:23:38,740 --> 01:23:39,910 Where're you going? 1331 01:23:40,070 --> 01:23:42,190 Give me a break, cop, or you're finished! 1332 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,190 This cop tortures people. 1333 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:45,230 Mind your arm. 1334 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:48,400 Yeah, that's it. An "accident". He's breaking my arm! 1335 01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:49,480 No kidding! 1336 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:50,900 Shut it! 1337 01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:53,070 A cop can do what he likes, huh? 1338 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:54,910 - What're you after? - My wife. 1339 01:23:55,110 --> 01:23:57,570 You haven't heard the last of this either. 1340 01:23:59,860 --> 01:24:00,860 Want my photo? 1341 01:24:01,110 --> 01:24:01,940 Think first. 1342 01:24:02,450 --> 01:24:06,620 Murder disguised as an accident... It happens all the time, remember. 1343 01:24:12,110 --> 01:24:13,110 What're you up to? 1344 01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:16,120 I come sometimes for a raspberry champagne. 1345 01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:17,120 Best in Paris. 1346 01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:19,080 A connoisseur... 1347 01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,620 Come to the bar. I've a question or two for you. 1348 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,190 - Mrs Granianski, please. - Who, sir? 1349 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,190 She's translating for some officer. 1350 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,860 - Sorry, sir? - I'm her husband. I must see her. 1351 01:24:30,110 --> 01:24:31,440 You're finished... 1352 01:24:31,610 --> 01:24:33,570 you and that leech, Masse... 1353 01:24:33,780 --> 01:24:35,280 for tailing Zargas here. 1354 01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:38,780 Zargas is in Paris? What a coincidence. 1355 01:24:38,950 --> 01:24:40,450 I tailed him in Bogota. 1356 01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:42,450 Give me the phone. 1357 01:24:42,780 --> 01:24:43,450 To call who? 1358 01:24:43,950 --> 01:24:44,780 The President. 1359 01:24:44,990 --> 01:24:47,990 He'll be delighted to hear that the DGSE... 1360 01:24:48,150 --> 01:24:50,230 is operating illegally in France. 1361 01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:15,110 He hasn't changed. I saw him at the Olympia in '52. 1362 01:25:16,490 --> 01:25:18,620 Talent never grows old, Helmut. 1363 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:26,480 His hair... 1364 01:25:26,990 --> 01:25:28,330 It's a toupet. 1365 01:25:28,490 --> 01:25:30,120 Beautifully made. 1366 01:25:30,490 --> 01:25:32,950 Mister Minister, there's an urgent call. 1367 01:25:39,650 --> 01:25:41,440 Minister of Defence speaking. 1368 01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:42,900 Is something up? 1369 01:25:43,070 --> 01:25:43,730 Put him through. 1370 01:25:44,070 --> 01:25:45,570 Here, it's for you. 1371 01:25:46,700 --> 01:25:50,370 Captain Boulier. I think the President made himself clear. 1372 01:25:50,530 --> 01:25:52,830 You're not allowed to operate in France... 1373 01:25:53,030 --> 01:25:55,490 - But, sir, you yourself said... - Where? 1374 01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:57,480 When? How? What? 1375 01:25:57,700 --> 01:25:58,530 Is it on tape? 1376 01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:01,160 Unfortunately it isn't, sir. 1377 01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:02,020 Put Moulin on. 1378 01:26:04,860 --> 01:26:06,360 He's a strongheaded... 1379 01:26:06,530 --> 01:26:07,870 triple asshole. 1380 01:26:08,070 --> 01:26:08,820 Arrest him. 1381 01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:10,950 It'll be a pleasure. 1382 01:26:11,150 --> 01:26:13,020 Are you sure he's acting alone? 1383 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,160 We're searching the hotel to be sure. 1384 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:17,820 Keep me informed. 1385 01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:20,690 You've accomplices. 1386 01:26:20,860 --> 01:26:21,690 I'll get them. 1387 01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:25,820 - I'm at the Prince de Galles. - What? 1388 01:26:26,030 --> 01:26:28,910 Call Lolo in room 722 and tell her to see me. 1389 01:26:29,070 --> 01:26:32,020 I've been trying for an hour, but she won't talk to me. 1390 01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:34,080 You're not in Venice with the Japs? 1391 01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:35,660 It's Hiroshima here. 1392 01:26:35,820 --> 01:26:37,770 Geoffroy beheaded our greyhound. 1393 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:39,780 - I don't care! - You what? 1394 01:26:39,950 --> 01:26:42,620 Exactly. I'm trying to get your daughter home... 1395 01:26:42,950 --> 01:26:44,580 and I don't care how. 1396 01:26:44,780 --> 01:26:47,080 My car explosed and I just don't care. 1397 01:26:49,780 --> 01:26:53,910 Family is more important that material matters, isn't it? 1398 01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:56,950 Slam him in the cooler. That'll teach him. 1399 01:26:57,450 --> 01:26:59,240 No hard feelings, Bibi, you win. 1400 01:27:06,950 --> 01:27:09,620 Make way! Make way! 1401 01:27:09,950 --> 01:27:12,410 Invalid! Invalid! 1402 01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:20,080 Blow a fuse, grandad? 1403 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:38,240 No, no, we can't... 1404 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,520 cancel the meeting. The Colonel... 1405 01:27:40,780 --> 01:27:42,990 has come all this way to meet you. 1406 01:27:43,610 --> 01:27:45,400 Damn Colonel Zargas. 1407 01:27:45,610 --> 01:27:49,770 We just heard his helicopter blew up in the countryside. 1408 01:27:49,950 --> 01:27:50,950 What's going on? 1409 01:27:51,110 --> 01:27:53,940 You have to realize we can't meet in France now. 1410 01:27:54,110 --> 01:27:56,650 The pilot made an unfortunate mistake. 1411 01:27:56,860 --> 01:27:58,730 I won't risk being caught. 1412 01:27:58,950 --> 01:28:01,240 Zargas isn't discreet enough. It's off. 1413 01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:10,240 Your friend wants to change the date of the meeting. 1414 01:28:10,950 --> 01:28:12,740 Sorry, I'm nervous. 1415 01:28:12,950 --> 01:28:17,120 He suggests Buenos Aires in 6 months during the IMF conference. 1416 01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:19,740 Impossible, I need the material. 1417 01:28:25,110 --> 01:28:28,770 If he won't come to Zargas, Zargas must go to him. 1418 01:28:28,950 --> 01:28:32,280 He says they will meet as arranged at... 1419 01:28:33,780 --> 01:28:34,620 Mrs Granianski... 1420 01:28:34,820 --> 01:28:36,070 Where did she say? 1421 01:28:36,610 --> 01:28:37,770 Excuse me. 1422 01:28:39,530 --> 01:28:40,700 Hurry. 1423 01:28:40,860 --> 01:28:43,150 We're on the phone to our friend. 1424 01:28:47,030 --> 01:28:49,160 Yes, daddy, it's Lolo. 1425 01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:51,830 The mike's been trouble from the beginning. 1426 01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:56,830 It must be terrible when you love your husband... 1427 01:28:57,030 --> 01:29:00,120 to have to cheat on him because you're ordered to. 1428 01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,200 It's terrible. 1429 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:02,980 There again... 1430 01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:07,020 if the man in question is a good lover... 1431 01:29:07,990 --> 01:29:08,990 Was that the case? 1432 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:10,700 Mind your own business. 1433 01:29:12,030 --> 01:29:12,870 I'm here... 1434 01:29:13,860 --> 01:29:14,860 What's going on? 1435 01:29:15,030 --> 01:29:16,830 Nothing, the kids miss you. 1436 01:29:17,070 --> 01:29:17,980 I miss them. 1437 01:29:18,860 --> 01:29:19,690 And I miss you. 1438 01:29:19,900 --> 01:29:20,650 Hypocrite! 1439 01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:21,650 Shut up! 1440 01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:23,770 - We're victims of the State... - Oh... 1441 01:29:23,990 --> 01:29:24,830 I hadn't thought of that. 1442 01:29:24,990 --> 01:29:27,120 That girl you found so common... 1443 01:29:27,820 --> 01:29:29,940 was acting on orders. 1444 01:29:30,490 --> 01:29:32,950 Stop coughing. He didn't think I was common. 1445 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:34,200 She pretended. 1446 01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:35,480 No harm was done. 1447 01:29:35,900 --> 01:29:38,570 Putting down your mistress to get me back. Pathetic! 1448 01:29:39,610 --> 01:29:42,610 It's our anniversary tomorrow. You have to be at your parents'. 1449 01:29:42,780 --> 01:29:44,410 No, Senor Zargas is going to... 1450 01:29:45,150 --> 01:29:46,070 Shit! 1451 01:29:46,450 --> 01:29:47,450 Not again! 1452 01:29:47,610 --> 01:29:50,070 You're abandoning us for that spic! 1453 01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:51,830 Are you becoming racist? 1454 01:29:52,030 --> 01:29:53,370 Your father'll ruin us. 1455 01:29:53,860 --> 01:29:54,690 Sorry? 1456 01:29:55,700 --> 01:29:57,990 - You're here out of self-interest. - No! 1457 01:29:58,530 --> 01:30:00,330 You don't care about the boys. 1458 01:30:00,530 --> 01:30:03,870 You don't care about me. All you want is the money. 1459 01:30:04,030 --> 01:30:05,030 It's all mixed up. 1460 01:30:07,740 --> 01:30:09,620 Here, if you need money that much... 1461 01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:11,270 pawn my engagement ring. 1462 01:30:11,450 --> 01:30:12,620 Jesus! He's got the mike! 1463 01:30:13,780 --> 01:30:15,410 That's too easy. Come home... 1464 01:30:15,610 --> 01:30:16,770 and obey, okay. 1465 01:30:33,780 --> 01:30:35,120 - Is Bibi okay? - Fine. 1466 01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:46,610 Watch it! I didn't fight back last time... 1467 01:30:46,820 --> 01:30:48,770 but this time'll be different. 1468 01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:51,610 Boulier! Help! They'll kill me! 1469 01:30:55,570 --> 01:30:58,570 Goddam coward! Yellow-belly! 1470 01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:01,200 No, Senor Zargas is going to... 1471 01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:05,730 Snouf! One of ours. 1472 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:10,730 Move, it's the DST! 1473 01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:12,860 Granianski knows the rendez-vous. 1474 01:31:13,070 --> 01:31:14,570 Shit! I'll get him. 1475 01:31:15,070 --> 01:31:16,570 I'm in command here! 1476 01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:20,230 Shark! You're through! 1477 01:31:20,570 --> 01:31:21,400 Run, Philippe! 1478 01:31:23,740 --> 01:31:25,080 Don't make a move. 1479 01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:27,910 Poor chap... 1480 01:31:28,740 --> 01:31:29,910 did they hurt you? 1481 01:31:31,570 --> 01:31:34,730 Let me go, you coward. You didn't even try to help me! 1482 01:31:34,900 --> 01:31:36,400 Stop, I hurt all over. 1483 01:31:36,570 --> 01:31:37,900 I'm trying to help. 1484 01:31:39,900 --> 01:31:40,900 I don't need you. 1485 01:31:41,070 --> 01:31:44,070 Sure... Look at the state you're in. 1486 01:31:46,990 --> 01:31:48,780 Do you take me for a fool? 1487 01:31:56,320 --> 01:32:01,270 The cops are after you. Everything you told me was a lie. 1488 01:32:01,490 --> 01:32:03,620 Yes, you should know the truth. Come on. 1489 01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:10,440 For 10 years now, Marie-Laurence, known to you as Lolo... 1490 01:32:10,650 --> 01:32:14,400 has been Puce, agent 712 with the DGSE. 1491 01:32:14,570 --> 01:32:15,730 Give me a break. 1492 01:32:16,070 --> 01:32:17,690 You never believe anything, huh? 1493 01:32:18,570 --> 01:32:21,400 That ring she gave you for me... Hand it over. 1494 01:32:22,070 --> 01:32:23,690 Our engagement ring? For you? 1495 01:32:23,950 --> 01:32:24,950 Gimme. 1496 01:32:34,610 --> 01:32:36,400 A mike. Her main equipment. 1497 01:32:36,950 --> 01:32:38,280 Wow! Lolo's a spy! 1498 01:32:38,950 --> 01:32:39,780 Surprising, huh? 1499 01:32:40,110 --> 01:32:41,440 I'm stunned. 1500 01:32:41,950 --> 01:32:44,620 Lulu must have given her the idea. 1501 01:32:45,780 --> 01:32:48,620 Lucette, her best friend, a journalist in Versailles. 1502 01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:50,580 She was her pack leader at Guides. 1503 01:32:51,450 --> 01:32:53,410 - Lucette Bonnet... - You know her? 1504 01:32:54,610 --> 01:32:57,860 Good old Lulu. I can't really name names... 1505 01:32:58,030 --> 01:33:00,870 but it's a lot to do with Lulu. 1506 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:04,700 A lot? You think I'm a real asshole, huh? 1507 01:33:05,530 --> 01:33:09,620 Old Lulu is the dog belonging to my father-in law's housekeeper. 1508 01:33:10,530 --> 01:33:12,990 - My mistake. - You think I'm an asshole! 1509 01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:14,200 Hold on. 1510 01:33:16,450 --> 01:33:18,080 We're both French, dammit! 1511 01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:19,450 So bloody what! 1512 01:33:20,450 --> 01:33:23,620 Look, we missed lunch. You kept moaning about it. 1513 01:33:23,780 --> 01:33:25,410 Food'll help us think. 1514 01:33:25,610 --> 01:33:29,440 I'll treat you to a slap-up meal in a posh restaurant. 1515 01:33:30,110 --> 01:33:33,270 I'll have a Plougastel crкpe with half a bottle of cider. 1516 01:33:33,950 --> 01:33:37,280 You've already had 2 Belle lles and a Perros. Aren't you full? 1517 01:33:37,450 --> 01:33:38,620 I missed lunch. 1518 01:33:39,450 --> 01:33:42,080 I'm not mean, but they're tough on expenses. 1519 01:33:42,610 --> 01:33:45,770 - Money doesn't count for a friend. - Sure. 1520 01:33:46,610 --> 01:33:48,900 Your wife is going to witness an illegal deal. 1521 01:33:49,110 --> 01:33:52,270 Zargas'll eliminate her as soon as he can, okay? 1522 01:33:52,610 --> 01:33:54,570 I know she mentioned a rendez-vous. 1523 01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:57,950 I want to know when and where. 1524 01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:00,950 Tell me. You'll serve France ad save your wife. 1525 01:34:01,150 --> 01:34:03,440 First my wife's a spy, then she isn't. 1526 01:34:03,650 --> 01:34:05,610 You're a doctor, a cop... 1527 01:34:05,860 --> 01:34:08,150 and then a secret agent. I can't trust you. 1528 01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:10,440 All this is too strange. 1529 01:34:10,990 --> 01:34:12,620 If you are from the DGSE... 1530 01:34:13,650 --> 01:34:14,980 I want to see your boss. 1531 01:34:16,150 --> 01:34:18,610 The President, not some underling like you. 1532 01:34:18,990 --> 01:34:20,780 Then maybe I'll believe you. 1533 01:34:21,650 --> 01:34:23,610 If he wants to know, I'll negotiate. 1534 01:34:24,990 --> 01:34:25,830 How much? 1535 01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:31,150 Complete reimbursement of a brand-new Citroлn BX. 1536 01:34:31,820 --> 01:34:33,610 A BX 16. A red one. 1537 01:34:34,490 --> 01:34:35,660 I'll see if we can. 1538 01:34:36,820 --> 01:34:37,820 Stay here. 1539 01:34:40,150 --> 01:34:41,650 - Boulier. - What now? 1540 01:34:41,820 --> 01:34:43,150 I've changed my mind. 1541 01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:45,270 I much prefer the XM. 1542 01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,860 Are you very fond of your car? 1543 01:35:00,070 --> 01:35:03,070 If you carry on playing about you'll use up the battery. 1544 01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:05,530 Leave him, it's his car now. 1545 01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:07,400 Exactly, it's my car. 1546 01:35:08,070 --> 01:35:10,360 If I get a flat battery, I'll repair it. 1547 01:35:11,900 --> 01:35:13,690 Are you sure this is the place? 1548 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:15,580 It's a bit strange. 1549 01:35:16,240 --> 01:35:16,910 My wife said... 1550 01:35:17,070 --> 01:35:18,230 Parc Astйrix at 10. 1551 01:35:19,570 --> 01:35:21,690 Wafflum pancakes is open. 1552 01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:23,580 Breakfast time. 1553 01:35:23,740 --> 01:35:26,200 Send for two sugar waffles for me. 1554 01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:33,370 Two sugar waffles, sergeant. 1555 01:35:37,320 --> 01:35:40,320 Mr Granianski wants a way to bring his wife back. 1556 01:35:40,490 --> 01:35:41,830 That's normal. 1557 01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:45,740 I'll tell her we needed her at the consulate with her ring... 1558 01:35:45,900 --> 01:35:49,900 and that Mr Granianski, through pure patriotism... 1559 01:35:50,070 --> 01:35:52,690 accepted to do those saucy photos for us. 1560 01:35:52,860 --> 01:35:54,900 It was all a frame, with nothing... 1561 01:35:55,110 --> 01:35:56,730 between him and my wife. 1562 01:35:56,900 --> 01:36:00,400 You're so naive. Lolo knows what I'm like... 1563 01:36:00,610 --> 01:36:03,770 that I can't stay long on a carpet with a woman... 1564 01:36:03,950 --> 01:36:05,280 without something happening. 1565 01:36:06,110 --> 01:36:08,070 We'll do a false DGSE certificate... 1566 01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:10,240 she'll be proud of her spy husband. 1567 01:36:11,610 --> 01:36:13,570 Look over there. Another problem. 1568 01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:27,450 Thanks for the information, Masse. Gen Moulin... 1569 01:36:27,610 --> 01:36:29,230 will be taking over now. 1570 01:36:29,450 --> 01:36:31,740 Send your men home. I brought you the others. 1571 01:36:31,950 --> 01:36:35,780 Mister Minister, I never thought you'd go and tell the DST. 1572 01:36:36,610 --> 01:36:38,650 Your waffles, sir. Sugar and maple syrup. 1573 01:36:38,860 --> 01:36:41,520 Look, sir. Zargas is here. 1574 01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:09,870 Let's go. 1575 01:37:10,030 --> 01:37:11,990 Close tail. 1576 01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:14,330 Take a kid each. 1577 01:37:14,530 --> 01:37:16,490 Intervention possible at any time. 1578 01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:20,690 Calm down, kids, try to act naturally. 1579 01:37:33,740 --> 01:37:36,990 Tell Senor Zargas that we have visitors. 1580 01:37:37,990 --> 01:37:40,280 Sorry, sir, but we have a problem. Mr Granianski... 1581 01:37:40,490 --> 01:37:41,990 won't go without his wife. 1582 01:37:42,150 --> 01:37:44,610 I'm sure we'll get her back safe and sound. 1583 01:37:44,990 --> 01:37:48,490 In any case, I want to apologize for everything that happened. 1584 01:37:49,150 --> 01:37:50,940 To be quite honest... 1585 01:37:51,150 --> 01:37:52,150 I have to admit... 1586 01:37:52,650 --> 01:37:54,440 that even if you were faking it... 1587 01:37:54,650 --> 01:37:56,770 only natural in your situation... 1588 01:37:57,320 --> 01:37:58,480 I certainly wasn't. 1589 01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:01,980 Stuff morality. It was good! 1590 01:38:02,150 --> 01:38:04,440 Thank you. That's very flattering. 1591 01:38:05,650 --> 01:38:07,270 Cut the chit-chat, okay? 1592 01:38:14,820 --> 01:38:18,820 Worried about your charming wife, are you? 1593 01:38:20,820 --> 01:38:21,980 Where's Mr Zargas? 1594 01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:26,370 He'll take the next one. Get in. 1595 01:38:35,740 --> 01:38:37,530 Behave everybody. 1596 01:38:37,740 --> 01:38:40,200 - We'll help you. - Stop the boat. 1597 01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:42,190 That's very kind of you. 1598 01:38:46,570 --> 01:38:48,690 General! Wait! 1599 01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,370 Trouble with waffles is the sugar. 1600 01:38:54,570 --> 01:38:56,520 Yes, mind my seats. 1601 01:38:57,740 --> 01:38:59,370 Jesus! Look who it is! 1602 01:39:46,900 --> 01:39:49,900 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1603 01:39:53,650 --> 01:39:54,980 The Assistant Secretary! 1604 01:39:55,150 --> 01:39:56,940 The one who stinks of dogs. 1605 01:39:57,490 --> 01:39:58,490 A man I made! 1606 01:39:59,490 --> 01:40:01,620 I've wrecked my knee, dammit. 1607 01:40:06,820 --> 01:40:08,770 It's terrible, terrible! 1608 01:40:08,990 --> 01:40:11,830 When he saw the police, he tried to kill the girl. 1609 01:40:11,990 --> 01:40:13,240 The nanny stopped him. 1610 01:40:13,400 --> 01:40:15,690 I'm here, darling. The nightmare's over. 1611 01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:19,070 Now that you're safe... 1612 01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:22,080 I can tell you the truth about those photos. 1613 01:40:22,240 --> 01:40:25,410 Your husband, Jean-Jacques, is a DGSE agent. 1614 01:40:26,070 --> 01:40:26,900 Him? 1615 01:40:32,240 --> 01:40:33,200 Sweetheart... 1616 01:40:43,070 --> 01:40:45,520 You could've shaken his hand instead of kissing him. 1617 01:40:45,900 --> 01:40:50,070 Look, if I hadn't obeyed the orders I was given... 1618 01:40:50,240 --> 01:40:52,910 I wouldn't deserve to be an an army officer now. 1619 01:40:53,570 --> 01:40:54,400 That's true. 1620 01:41:00,070 --> 01:41:02,190 In any case, next time you try it... 1621 01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:04,360 I won't give a damn, okay? 1622 01:41:05,240 --> 01:41:06,080 Okay, captain. 1623 01:41:07,070 --> 01:41:09,520 Lieutenant Foureau, someone to see you. 1624 01:41:15,990 --> 01:41:18,280 Lieutenant? The President for you. 1625 01:41:19,990 --> 01:41:23,330 - Hello? - Yes, it's me. Congratulations. 1626 01:41:24,990 --> 01:41:26,780 I've a tough job for you. 1627 01:41:26,990 --> 01:41:27,990 In the seat pocket. 1628 01:41:28,990 --> 01:41:31,280 You'll no doubt recognize him. 1629 01:41:31,490 --> 01:41:35,330 The U.S. President and myself found him depressed recently. 1630 01:41:35,530 --> 01:41:37,490 He's sick of everything, a sorry sight. 1631 01:41:37,650 --> 01:41:38,980 He's ready to give up. 1632 01:41:39,150 --> 01:41:42,320 We can't let him down now. 1633 01:41:42,820 --> 01:41:44,150 He needs to relax. 1634 01:41:44,570 --> 01:41:45,730 His wife's away... 1635 01:41:45,900 --> 01:41:49,570 on the Black Sea. He's free for a week. 1636 01:41:49,740 --> 01:41:51,530 It's a great chance. 1637 01:41:51,900 --> 01:41:54,020 I'm getting married, sir. 1638 01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:55,740 I was going on vacation. 1639 01:41:55,900 --> 01:41:56,900 That's normal. 1640 01:41:57,570 --> 01:41:59,860 This car will take you to the Elysйe. 1641 01:42:00,070 --> 01:42:02,190 I'll tell you in person... 1642 01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:04,860 what France expects of you. 1643 01:42:05,900 --> 01:42:07,400 I'll tell my husband. 1644 01:42:07,570 --> 01:42:09,360 You can tell him later. 1645 01:42:26,450 --> 01:42:28,580 3 bull's-eyes. Back on form. 1646 01:42:38,820 --> 01:42:40,610 - What's up? - That story yesterday... 1647 01:42:40,820 --> 01:42:43,820 I'm sorry, Lolo swallowed it no problem... 1648 01:42:43,990 --> 01:42:45,160 but daddy-in-law didn't. 1649 01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:47,770 He's convinced you're a doctor. 1650 01:42:47,990 --> 01:42:48,660 So what? 1651 01:42:48,820 --> 01:42:50,150 Come to Dreux with me... 1652 01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:52,400 in uniform to convince him. 1653 01:42:52,570 --> 01:42:53,400 You can do that. 1654 01:42:53,610 --> 01:42:55,730 Sorry but I've things to do. 1655 01:42:55,900 --> 01:42:58,900 Another French family to ruin? 1656 01:42:59,900 --> 01:43:00,570 Sorry? 1657 01:43:00,900 --> 01:43:03,360 Come on! Mommy-in-law's a wonderful cook. 1658 01:43:03,610 --> 01:43:05,730 They're a nuisance but they eat well. 119914