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Daily Planet News with Lois Lane.
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Today's top story: justice by sea.
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Looks like Black Manta
is the catch of the day.
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Justice by land.
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Oh. This Penguin
is going to need an ice pack.
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- Ha-ha.
-Aah!
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Justice in space.
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I bet Sinestro is now aware
of the gravity of his situation.
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I hope supervillains have health insurance
because it looks like they're gonna need it.
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Since the Justice League's formation
months ago, they have yet to lose a battle.
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From now on,
if you wanna see any supervillain footage...
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you'll have to watch The World's Most
Ridiculous and Embarrassing Videos.
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Back to the actual news.
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The Army's prototype nuketron reactor
began operating today.
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This experimental power plant will generate
more energy than the combined--
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Enough of that.
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Despite her bad grammar
and terrible reporting...
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...the intrepid Lois Lane is correct.
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The Justice League
is putting us out of business.
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You paint a picture as black as the bottom
of the Mariana Trench, Luthor.
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Surely things can't be that bad.
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No, Manta, Luthor is right.
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Our glass is half empty
and the full half is full of failure.
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In the past, each of us fighting a lone hero
had some chance of winning.
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But now, against all of them?
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I say to you...
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...that if the supercriminals of the world
want to survive...
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...we too must band together and form,
not a league of justice...
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...but a legion.
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A Legion of Doom.
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Ah, sheesh.
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They went for it.
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Everything is going
according to my plan.
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Your plan, Luthor?
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I'm allowing your participation in my plan
because it serves my purpose.
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Summon them.
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Summon the world's vilest villains here...
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...to this, this Hall of Doom...
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...to begin my conquest of the Earth.
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And so the Justice League falls
to Darkseid.
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Booyah!
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Surrender now, Dork-sew.
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You are no match for my power, child.
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Heads up.
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In your face.
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World's best cyborg! Ow!
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I put the boogie in the berg
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The Cyborg
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You saved my life, Cyborg.
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- Batman's life.
-Mm-hm.
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-Impressive. We should hang out more.
-Whoo!
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Sure, Batman. That would be great.
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I've got a pool table back at the Batcave
and--
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Wait, what? Pools? Pools sound great.
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I'd just totally love to play pool with--
Uh, huh?
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Oh, dang, it was a dream?
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Oh, no, no, no. I overslept.
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I'm gonna be late.
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I'm gonna be late for the meeting.
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Again.
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Stupid cord.
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You're late, Cyborg.
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Uh, hi, everybody.
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Vic, don't you have like an atomic clock
built into you?
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Sorry about-- Heh-heh. I ju--
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I was up late working on a secret project,
which--
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Think nothing of it, young Cyborg.
We started without you.
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After waiting a million years,
which feels like 5 million years to me.
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- The downside of super-speed.
-Relax, Flash. Have a doughnut.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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There's only one.
Mom raised me to have manners.
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That doughnut should go to you,
Wonder Woman.
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Well, that's very chivalrous, Flash, but--
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Pfft. Him? Chivalrous? Are you kidding?
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Offering you a doughnut?
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- Whoa!
-A princess should have a throne.
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Hal, I'm Wonder Woman,
I certainly don't require special--
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There. Delicacies from around the world.
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Food fit for the palate of a princess.
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Okay, sit down, both of you.
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Sit.
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As you know, it's election day.
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We'll be voting for a new hero
to lead the Justice League.
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Please, everyone, vote with your heart.
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I beg to differ, Man of Steel.
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Vote for the candidate
who makes hard decisions...
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...based on cold data
and infallible instincts.
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Now, I suggest we take that vote.
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- I vote for Wonder Woman.
-I'm not even running.
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She's a write-in and I'm voting for her.
Twice.
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My vote goes to Superman,
who is actually running.
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My vote goes to the Dark Knight.
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- No offense, Superman.
-Oh, none taken.
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Hmm. Looks like a tie...
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...since Superman and I undoubtedly voted
for ourselves.
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That never even occurred to me.
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I voted for you.
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And the winner is Batman.
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All right, Dark Knight. Up high.
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Congratulations, Batman.
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The people have spoken and my absolute faith
in the system assures me...
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...that you are clearly the correct leader.
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The trouble alert.
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A robbery at Metropolis
First National Bank.
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- What's the word, chief?
-The word, Flash, is "go."
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Freeze!
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Hold it right there, Joker.
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I'm not the Joker. I'm the Trickster.
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Totally different.
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Would the Joker attack
with a can of snakes?
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- Yeah. Yeah. He probably would.
-Sounds like him.
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- Whoa!
- Aah!
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- Huh?
-Hey, the Joker just blew up our car.
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No. That's not even a joke.
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It's a trick. Like trick shoes.
The Joker doesn't have trick shoes.
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I'm the Trickster. The Trickster.
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- Ah!
-Ah. Our old friend, the Trickster.
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Finally. He gets me.
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I know he isn't really our friend.
I was being ironic.
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And now for my next trick:
a disappearing act.
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I'm not a fan of this guy's tricks.
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There.
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Justice League, split up and find him.
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And watch out for his corny tricks.
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No escape for you now, Trickster.
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I got this, Flash.
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No, I got this.
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The oldest trick in the book.
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Wait till Wonder Woman hears
that you fell for a banana. Unh!
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No sign of him.
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You can't hide from my x-ray vision,
Trickster.
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I found him.
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End of the line for you, Trickster.
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Huh?
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We'll flush you out of this sewer
soon enough, Trickster.
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My sensors are picking up movement
in this tunnel.
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There's something down there.
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Whoa!
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Looks like a job for my Bat-dental floss.
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You've gimmicked your last gimmick,
Trickster.
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Your gags are a drag.
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You're bag of tricks just ran out.
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Your tricks just treated you to a trip...
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Right to Blackgate Prison.
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Another win for the Justice League.
High five.
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- Five what?
-Ugh.
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Come quietly, Trickster.
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You either let me go...
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...or we're gonna have a smelly situation
on our hands.
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I got this.
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Ooh!
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- And now to dispose of it.
-Cyborg, wait.
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Huh?
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Uh-oh.
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I did it. Booyah!
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Ew! What's that smell?
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- Oh, that's nasty.
- Oh, that's bad.
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What is that?
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Looks like Cyborg's about
to get a Bat lecture.
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Glad I'm not in his shoes.
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I was trying to tell you, Cyborg.
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That was a stink bomb.
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Now this whole section of the city stinks.
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Not to mention you guys. Phew.
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Heh-heh. Looks like I got the last laugh,
Justice League.
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Ew.
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Uh, Oops?
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Welcome to the Legion of Doom.
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Obstacle Course of Doom.
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Defeating the Justice League is no small
matter so our legion must be comprised...
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...of only the most skilled of scoundrels.
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Your task: survive the course,
crush your competition...
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...validate your villainy for the legion.
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There are no rules!
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What? Wait a minute.
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Okay, there is one rule.
Club members have to be able to attend...
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...meetings and social events
inside our headquarters...
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...and I see someone here
who won't even fit through the door.
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Sorry, Giganta.
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- Rules are rules.
-Ah!
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All right, now without further ado,
I'd like to get things started.
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And they're off.
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This first section should put a little spring
in their step.
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And a little fall. Ha-ha-ha.
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Here comes Cheetah.
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Looks like cats don't always land
on their feet after all.
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Gorilla Grodd swings
past the Robe-gators.
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But this next section
is going to drive him bananas.
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Ooh. Man-Bat swatted
like a man-gnat. Ha-ha-ha. Man-gnat.
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We're coming up
to the Deadly Doughnuts.
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And Cheetah gets dunked.
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Joker's right on time to catch the bus.
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Ha-ha-ha. This course is a monster...
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...and it looks like
it just got the best of Penguin.
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That was priceless.
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Too good. Too good.
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This contest is over.
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Wait a minute.
There's one competitor missing.
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Uh, who is this guy again?
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Deathstroke the Terminator.
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- Most impressive.
-Maybe he should be the leader.
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Thank you.
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Huh?
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We made it.
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Unfortunately,
we only have six parking spots...
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...so goodbye.
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Congratulations. You're in.
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And welcome to all our new members.
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Keep your kudos, Lex.
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What we want is crime.
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And so you shall have it, Cheetah.
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This is a covert government facility
known as Area 52.
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Don't you mean Area 51?
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The old Area 51 was shut down.
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This is the new 52.
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It is a top secret government base...
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...full of advanced experimental weaponry
and confiscated alien technology.
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They don't want any of it
falling into the wrong hands.
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And by the wrong hands, heh-heh
they mean our hands.
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Quite so.
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Legion of Doom, prepare for evil.
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Yeah.
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Aah! Ooh!
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Have Cyborg's functions terminated?
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No, (By-bot, I'm not dead.
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I was working on some new upgrades
for the hall, but I'm a little distracted.
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What is Cyborg's malfunction?
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Well, I kind of made
a big, stinky mess today.
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I'm not sure the others want me around
right now.
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Cyborg designed Cy-bot
to clean and perform chores.
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Cy-bot will clean
Cyborg's big, stinky mess.
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You're right, Cy-bot.
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I need to clean up my own messes.
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Help.
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Hey, guys, I just wanted to apolog--
Wha--
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Whoa.
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You guys got new outfits!
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Superman, you're wearing your underwear
on the inside?
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Nice choice.
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And, Batman, shiny new armor
for the Dark Knight.
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Wonder Woman, patriotic as always,
but more understated.
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Flash and Hal, well...
You haven't changed a bit.
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My costume
is an indestructible construct.
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And why mess with perfection?
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Am I right, princess?
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Pfft. You'd better be indestructible
with that jewelry slowing you down.
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You can't beat a costume
that screams "fastest man alive."
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00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,822
So why don't you brush off,
faster than any man alive?
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- What the--? Hey.
-Heh.
251
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,953
Whoa, whoa, I don't understand.
What's going on here?
252
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:21,249
Our former costumes were ruined
with a permanent stench.
253
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,252
It compromised our effectiveness
as crime-fighters.
254
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:28,506
Right, because it's my fault
your old ones got all stinky.
255
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,258
Nonsense.
256
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,884
We all needed a change.
257
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,554
Why don't we come up
with something new for you too?
258
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,847
- We can't, Wonder Woman.
-Why?
259
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,642
Cyborg doesn't wear clothes.
260
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,858
- The trouble alert.
- Justice League, this is General Lane...
261
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,029
...commanding officer of Area 52,
a top secret government installation.
262
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,157
We are under attack
from person or persons unknown.
263
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,244
But it's probably alien.
264
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,789
You say that like it's a bad thing, general.
265
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,875
Just get over here and take a--
266
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,212
Let's go. I can feel myself
growing older just standing here.
267
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,089
Not so fast, Flash.
268
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,924
Batman is the duly-elected leader.
269
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,093
This is his call.
270
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,139
Prepare the Javelin for launch.
271
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:26,480
Look alive, team,
we've entered Area 52 airspace.
272
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:31,360
Ooh. A top secret government compound
loaded with top secret technology...
273
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,571
...and located in a top secret location.
274
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,573
How'd you even know where to find it?
275
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,199
-Il'm--
-Batman.
276
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,076
Right? Gotcha.
277
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,049
Hmm.
278
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,727
It's quiet.
279
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,896
Too quiet.
280
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,857
Except for the theremin music.
281
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,652
Cyborg, would please stop it?
282
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,114
Sorry, I was just having a little bit 0--
Truck!
283
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,374
Welcome to your defeat, Justice League.
284
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:31,629
Defeat at the hands
of the Legion of Doom.
285
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,048
Copyright and trademark.
286
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,258
Ah! Legion of Doom?
287
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,928
- Petrified Pandora.
-Villains working together?
288
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,764
- I did not see that coming.
-I did.
289
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,350
Destroy them.
290
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,481
Justice League, move out.
291
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,483
You heard our captain. Let's move.
292
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:56,570
Superman, your league is no match...
293
00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:02,660
...for the Legion of Doom!
294
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,039
You should've joined
the Legion of Bad Marksmanship.
295
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,128
The Legion of Doom
will have your heads.
296
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,466
Tails. You lose.
297
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,520
Hold still, you fidgety flibbertigibbet.
298
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,441
Flibbertigibbet? What's a flibbertigibbet?
299
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,650
Ooh!
300
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,154
Oh, no.
301
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,202
It's no use trying to hide from me, Grodd.
302
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,372
Who's hiding?
303
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,834
I'm just getting a feel for my new ride.
304
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,212
Hey, I felt that.
305
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,972
School's in session, youngster.
306
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,683
Well, here's my homework.
307
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,018
Ooh!
308
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,692
Class dismissed.
309
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,944
Hey, Sinestro.
310
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,863
Here comes your worst nightmare.
311
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:25,576
My worst nightmare involves
public speaking in my underwear.
312
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:29,205
You're not even close.
313
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,501
All aboard the Haymaker Express.
314
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,299
Ha-ha. Ticket punched.
315
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,219
Take this, you parasitic pinball.
316
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,429
Missed me. Nice try.
317
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,181
Better luck next time.
318
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:57,483
Full tilt, loser.
319
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,948
Now to finish off the half-man.
320
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:10,496
So, Robot Man, is that all you can do?
321
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,541
Sit there while the real men do the work?
322
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,091
Stupid elevator.
323
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,844
Come on. Open. Open.
324
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,722
Impossible.
I have this thing turned up to 11.
325
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,311
Forget your worthless Earth technology,
Luthor.
326
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,231
Enter this boom tube.
327
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:42,361
It is an inter-dimensional gateway
controlled by this Father Box.
328
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:46,073
Yet another gift of Darkseid.
329
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:51,787
Why didn't you just boom tube us here
from the Hall of Doom?
330
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:55,916
It is not my will
that your legion knows of me, yet.
331
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,794
Come. You are wasting time.
332
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,463
Could've saved a lot of time
if we hadn't flown here.
333
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,008
It was a three-hour flight
from Slaughter Swamp...
334
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,177
...and Manta's ship smells like a wharf.
335
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:16,353
Impressive technology.
With these tubes, I could take over the--
336
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,942
You will take over this pitiful world
with the tools I give you.
337
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,863
I am happy to accept your aid. For now.
338
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,531
What was that?
339
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,535
Oh, I said I like to put Band-Aids
on cows.
340
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:34,371
Sub level 13. Hardware. Underwear.
341
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,332
Forbidden alien technology.
342
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,251
Hold it right there, you alien weirdo.
343
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,796
I knew it.
Aliens trying to take over the planet.
344
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:46,926
Well, sorry, pal,
not on General Sam Lane's watch.
345
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,345
How quaint.
346
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,850
Correction. Hardware. Underwear.
347
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,186
Unconscious paranoid generals.
348
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,480
The cylinder is right over there.
349
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,482
Go.
350
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,322
Incredible.
351
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:13,494
Unh.
Did somebody get the license number?
352
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,374
Oh, is your space jewelry not cutting it,
Hal?
353
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,960
Here, let me show you
how to get your hands dirty.
354
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,130
Huh? Huh?
355
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,632
Oh, no!
356
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,051
There. That ought to take the chill out--
357
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:36,600
You two are about to become
the brave and the cold.
358
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:40,813
This jobs calls for something dull
and blunt.
359
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,564
Hey)'-
360
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,483
Ha-ha-ha. Huh?
361
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,914
Are Batarangs all you've got, Batman?
362
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:03,127
You should know, Black Manta, that I'm
trained in the secret skills of martial arts.
363
00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:08,757
Your lasers and armor are no match
for the ancient vibrating palm technique.
364
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,342
Surrender now.
365
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,678
Here's your answer, fool.
366
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,123
Oh, no, my battery.
367
00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:49,923
Cat.
368
00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:54,762
You frustrating feline, I can't see!
369
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,822
Legion of Doom, mission accomplished.
370
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,201
Let us make our victorious retreat.
371
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,870
What's Lex got there?
372
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,789
Nothing good.
373
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,293
Oh, no, you don't.
374
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,132
Back for another lesson, Robot Boy?
375
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,802
Here's a pop quiz.
376
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,022
You failed.
377
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:53,862
Once again, it's up to me to clean up
after lesser people's messes.
378
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,044
They're getting away.
379
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:12,005
Nobody steals government property
while I'm around.
380
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:26,145
Superman, you okay?
381
00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:29,481
Those afterburners really pack a punch.
382
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,151
Villains working together?
383
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,486
It was only a matter of time.
384
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,489
Ah, but we kicked their butts.
385
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,825
Up high.
386
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,704
We gotta work on that.
387
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,581
You let them get away.
388
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,333
Don't get your Army-issued undies
in a bunch, admiral.
389
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,963
The only thing they got
was a giant can of soda or something.
390
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:55,048
It was an alien.
391
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,259
A dangerous monster from space.
392
00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:02,139
And you let it slip through your fingers
because of your incompetence.
393
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:04,600
If it was incompetence.
394
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:08,312
How do I know all you aliens
aren't in cahoots?
395
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,480
Hey, Superman isn't an alien.
396
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,317
He's a-- Oh, yeah, I guess he kind of is.
397
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,860
Wait a minute, Flash.
398
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:19,031
The real question is,
why are you incarcerating aliens?
399
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,075
Ugh. Well...
400
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,953
I'm not the one being questioned here,
Superman.
401
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:29,499
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got government property to locate.
402
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:34,296
Surely our government
isn't arresting extraterrestrials.
403
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,340
Based on my analysis of his behavior...
404
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,843
...more likely that General Lane
is greatly exceeding his authority.
405
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,847
Why the long face, Cyborg?
406
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:47,601
You held your own
against a formidable opponent. Good job.
407
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,770
Good job? They got away.
408
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,314
If it wasn't for me,
we could have stopped them.
409
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:55,359
You're still the youngest
and greenest member of this team.
410
00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,777
Cut yourself some slack.
411
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,529
Yeah, don't be so hard on yourself, kid.
You did fine.
412
00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:03,033
Look, this is the first time we've met
a completely superpowered team.
413
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,536
It was a total surprise. There were bound
to be some growing pains.
414
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:11,959
The question is,
what happens next time we meet?
415
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,884
Stupid vibrating palm.
416
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:23,679
Stuck with a Legion of Losers.
417
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,430
Yeah, none of you had my back.
418
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,765
I was all alone.
419
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,268
Better alone than stuck in a saucer
with Grodd.
420
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,354
That was a humiliating defeat.
421
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,856
- Excellent work, everyone.
- Huh?
422
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:38,819
Are you nuts, Lex? We were lucky
to make it out of there in one piece.
423
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,488
Yeah, you said we'd destroy
the Justice League.
424
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,408
Your estimate of our effectiveness
as a team...
425
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,159
...left much to be desired, Luthor.
426
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,955
Listen to you all.
427
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:54,751
You're disappointed that you didn't beat
the Justice League in a fair fight?
428
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:59,631
What part of supervillain
do you not comprehend?
429
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,676
My Korugarian friend is correct.
430
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:07,222
The whole point of our raid on Area 52
was to give us a secret weapon...
431
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,558
...to tip the scales in our favor.
432
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,102
A game-changer.
433
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,981
Here it is.
434
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,566
Hmm?
435
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:26,158
Calm yourself, friend. You're safe now.
436
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,869
I, Lex Luthor, release you.
437
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:40,672
Yipe!
438
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,134
You saw how my band of freedom fighters
battled to rescue you...
439
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,928
...from the clutches
of the dastardly Justice League...
440
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:50,891
...the horrible oppressors of our world.
441
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,101
We're all on your side.
442
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,812
It's true. Don't be afraid.
443
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,274
We rebels in the Legion of Doom
freed you.
444
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,489
Tell them your name.
445
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:09,701
♪ 0... J'onn J'onzz.
446
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:14,915
I am J'onn J'onzz
of the planet you call Mars.
447
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:17,584
Thank you for freeing me.
448
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:22,172
Swell. How is this little space lizard
supposed to help us, Luthor, huh?
449
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:27,135
Show them what you can do, my friend.
450
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:45,987
Fantastic.
451
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:51,118
Now, will you join our righteous revolution
against the tyranny of the Justice League?
452
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:56,456
But your name, Legion of Doom...
453
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,960
As in doom for the Justice League.
454
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:03,505
A name to strike fear
into their wicked hearts.
455
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,883
- Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it meant.
-You are correct. Yes.
456
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:11,596
Those who held me captive
should be punished.
457
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:16,268
- Outstanding.
-All right!
458
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:31,491
Observation: Cyborg is spending less time
with the Justice League...
459
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:34,578
...and more time performing upgrades
to the Hall of Justice.
460
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,455
Query: Why?
461
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,212
It's no use.
462
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:48,550
Not even my hobby can clear my mind.
I need some advice.
463
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,971
- Help.
-I've wanted to be a hero my whole life...
464
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,807
...and being on the Justice League
is a dream come true.
465
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,809
It's just-- I feel like I'm not--
466
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,021
You feel. That's the problem.
467
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:04,858
You need to stuff your emotions
deep down inside.
468
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,526
Feel nothing.
469
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:11,907
Only plot, plan and react to a world
full of cowardly, superstitious criminals.
470
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,492
It's the healthy thing to do.
471
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:19,748
- But I feel like I'm just not up to speed.
- Having me throws off the average.
472
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:21,166
If you wanna up your game...
473
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,877
...get hit by lightning
when surrounded by chemicals and--
474
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,796
You make it seem so easy.
475
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,257
You know what we used to say
in flight school?
476
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:31,635
Fake it till you make it.
477
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,182
You just gotta dig deep and man up...
478
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,517
...or machine up...
479
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,560
...or whatever.
480
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,355
Seems like whatever I do,
it's the wrong call.
481
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,066
Are you feeling a teensy bit blue,
Cyborg?
482
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,819
Here's a little song we used to sing
back in Kansas. Always cheered me up.
483
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,949
Oh, a farmer needs a rake
And a plow and a hoe
484
00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,701
And lots of pep and some zip
And a tiny pinch of go
485
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,454
And get into his overalls
And hat and shoes
486
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,915
If he wants to lose
The early morning blues
487
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,124
Ha-ha.
488
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:09,047
And then Superman sang me a song
that I did not get at all.
489
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,675
Oh, yes, I've heard that song before.
490
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:13,552
I didn't get it either.
491
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,389
Listen, Vic, you look at your recent battles
and see mistakes.
492
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,224
That's just your perception...
493
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,601
...not necessarily the perception of others...
494
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:24,854
...and certainly not my perception of you.
495
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:27,607
You're a young hero
with a lot going for you.
496
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,818
You just have to trust your instincts.
497
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:33,530
Give yourself time to grow
and believe in yourself.
498
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:38,743
So you're saying I should really beef up
my cybernetic components...
499
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,788
...so I can then trust myself.
500
00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,291
Exact-- Wait, what? No.
501
00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,876
Thanks, Wonder Woman.
That's exactly what I'll do.
502
00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:49,129
Right now.
503
00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:56,970
I don't know why I didn't think of it before.
Just gotta gear up.
504
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,441
Booyah.
505
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,203
What's up, Batman?
506
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,913
Mm.
507
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:26,291
How you feeling, Hal?
508
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:31,546
I'm living the dream, Vic.
And I'm doing it way better than Flash.
509
00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:35,592
- Batman.
-Have a nice day.
510
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,390
Batman,
I know this must sound strange...
511
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,143
...but I think I just passed you twice,
and I don't--
512
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,896
Perhaps if you concentrated
on superheroing...
513
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,649
...instead of butting into
other people's business...
514
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,859
...you'd be a better Justice League
member.
515
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:56,404
Oh, right. Sorry.
516
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,388
And that's how I learned...
517
00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:25,016
...you should never milk a cow in the barn
when the lights are off.
518
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,393
Hey, wait up.
519
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,395
Hey, Batman, maybe that was meant...
520
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:31,690
...to be more constructive criticism
when I passed you just now--
521
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:34,234
I didn't say anything when you walked by
just now.
522
00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:36,903
Yes, you did.
And you told me to butt out.
523
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,488
Came off a little rude.
524
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,825
Batman would never tell you
to put your butt out.
525
00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:47,122
He may be the Dark Knight,
but to me, he's the Polite Patrolman.
526
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,377
But that's not an official nickname.
I came up with it myself.
527
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:56,589
You must be getting a double image
in your cybernetic eye. Let me help.
528
00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:02,011
There. Better?
529
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,890
We'll have to table this little chat
until later.
530
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:13,982
It's that nuketron reactor that went online,
the one the government hopes...
531
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,359
...will provide a solution
to the world's energy needs.
532
00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,612
By Hippolyta's hairnet,
the reactor is malfunctioning.
533
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,531
It's in danger of a total meltdown.
534
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,701
A core meltdown would endanger
thousands of citizens.
535
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,829
- What are your orders, Batman?
-Let's go.
536
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,466
There she blows.
537
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,718
Get it? Because it's gonna blow up.
538
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:45,889
Not now, Green Lantern. Cyborg, how long
before the energy core melts down?
539
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:54,147
This is strange.
My readouts don't detect anything wrong.
540
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:55,690
Everything looks normal.
541
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:58,485
Time for an oil change, Tin Man?
Look at that thing.
542
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:01,946
That's about as normal
as Batman smiling.
543
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:18,046
What are your orders, fearless leader?
544
00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:20,215
Cyborg and I will secure the perimeter.
545
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:23,885
Flash, you and Wonder Woman
get the power plant crew out of that inferno.
546
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,429
Superman and Hal,
you're both immune to radiation.
547
00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:28,932
Stop the energy core
from melting down...
548
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:33,770
...or else Metropolis becomes a lifeless
radiation hot zone for the next 10,000 years.
549
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,731
Ugh. That's a pep talk?
550
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:39,567
Remind me to never attend
your motivational seminars.
551
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:41,778
Let's do this, guys.
552
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,907
Don't worry, fellas,
I'll have you out of danger in a flash.
553
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,116
Ooh.
554
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,326
Huh?
555
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:55,625
Cassandra's corset,
can't you see the danger you're in?
556
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:57,836
Huh?
557
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,129
Hey, my sandwich.
558
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:06,052
Batman,
I'm still reading everything is normal.
559
00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:09,097
We'll deal with your software glitches
when we get back.
560
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,057
Superman, Hal, what do you see?
561
00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:15,854
The coolant pump between
the water supply and reactor core is toast.
562
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,940
No wonder it's overheating. I'm on it.
563
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:35,915
Reporting from inside the nuketron reactor.
564
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,751
It looks as though this reactor will blow
at any moment.
565
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:42,088
Making this the greatest man-made
catastrophe of all time.
566
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,967
I'd better get a Pulitzer for this.
567
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:49,137
It's Lois. She's in the reactor.
568
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,224
Superman, help!
569
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,146
There you go, Lois.
570
00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:00,356
Now let's get you out of here before--
571
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,150
Lois?
572
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:11,492
Hal.
573
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,037
Your coolant pump isn't working.
574
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,289
Then you come pump it.
575
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,629
Batman, the core temperature
is hotter than the sun.
576
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:25,548
We're in full meltdown.
We have only about a minute...
577
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:29,135
...to stop the core from burning
and irradiating Metropolis.
578
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,388
- My sensors aren't--
-Cool the core to a safer temperature...
579
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,724
...long enough to get it
out of the building.
580
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,726
I'll do my best.
581
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,527
Hal, help Superman get that core
out of there.
582
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,988
Already on it, Bats.
583
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:15,473
Something's not right here.
584
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:21,896
Hold steady.
585
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:23,940
Get ready.
586
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,151
Here we go.
587
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,415
Saved the day.
588
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,250
Again.
589
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,920
Hey, you got it. Ha-ha-ha.
590
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,432
Camera one.
591
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,183
Camera two.
592
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,644
Camera one.
593
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,479
Camera two.
594
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:05,898
Cyborg to Batman,
something's funny here.
595
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,943
And I mean funny "messed up,"
not funny "ha-ha-ha."
596
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,904
There was never
anything wrong with the reactor.
597
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:16,367
I'm beginning to think you're right.
598
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,911
Aw, the nuketron reactor is finished.
599
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,289
Why did you destroy our power plant?
600
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,125
- What are you, blind?
-Ahem.
601
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,545
What my colleague means to say
is that you may not have noticed...
602
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:32,258
...your new power plant
was experiencing a meltdown?
603
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:35,386
You know, now it does look
a little less melty.
604
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,639
The only damage
is the damage we inflicted ourselves.
605
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:42,435
You and the league have just destroyed
a multibillion-dollar power plant...
606
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:45,938
...that could've made Metropolis
a world leader in energy production.
607
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,567
- What do you have to say for yourselves?
-Lois, you're okay.
608
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:53,988
Okay? I'm livid, like everyone else on Earth.
What do you say to your critics...
609
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:57,492
...who claim the Justice League
has too much power and no oversight?
610
00:42:57,658 --> 00:43:01,788
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What critics?
-My daddy, for one.
611
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:04,207
- He's your daddy?
- Who's your daddy?
612
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,167
I knew he was your daddy.
613
00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:09,754
There was no meltdown.
The reactor was working fine.
614
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,422
Do you see, people?
615
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,842
We let super-powered goons
run around unrestricted...
616
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:17,720
...and this is the type of thing
that is bound to happen.
617
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:20,973
I mean, just look at all the weapons
on the robot one.
618
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,809
They could go off at any moment.
619
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,227
- Boo!
- Weapons are evil!
620
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,020
I don't like guns!
621
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:30,650
The so-called Justice League
needs to pay for its crimes.
622
00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:34,028
They must be controlled
before something worse takes place.
623
00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,031
We've been had.
624
00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:39,283
There was no meltdown.
625
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,044
People, people, don't panic.
626
00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,964
This has apparently been
one big misunderstanding.
627
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,383
I just jumped in there.
I hope you don't mind.
628
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:59,303
You're the people person.
I'll let you run with this.
629
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,014
The Justice League
is all about responsibility.
630
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,517
I'm sure
that once we've explained everything...
631
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,811
...the world court will happily find us--
632
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:10,606
- Guilty as charged.
-What?
633
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,317
For the charges
of stink bombing Metropolis...
634
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,778
...attacking a top secret
government facility...
635
00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:20,158
...and wanton destruction
nearly causing a nuclear meltdown...
636
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:24,328
...the Justice League is banished
from the planet Earth.
637
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,455
Effective immediately.
638
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,085
Down with the Justice League!
639
00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:33,629
I used to like them, but now I don't.
640
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:37,383
Nice call letting the big blue Boy Scout
speak for us.
641
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:40,261
And that's why I voted
for Wonder Woman.
642
00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:43,848
All right, this conspiracy
has gone far enough.
643
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:47,894
We have to get to the bottom of it.
We're going dark. Off the grid.
644
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:52,481
We'll work from the shadows to solve this
mystery. Get ready to follow my lead and--
645
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,484
- Nope.
-What are you doing?
646
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,445
I'm the leader of the Justice League.
647
00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:00,406
You've made a point
of following my orders.
648
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:04,911
Not this time. The Justice League was
formed to serve the people of the world.
649
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,371
They overrule your authority, Batman.
650
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,582
If they want us gone, we go.
651
00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,959
Nice speech, alien.
652
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:15,296
Guards, get these heroes out of my sight.
653
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:33,397
And so the world says goodbye
and good riddance to the Justice League.
654
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:41,781
Yes. All right.
655
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,576
High five. Heh.
656
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:02,426
Now, wipe away those tears, Cyborg.
It's a big galaxy.
657
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,762
Stick with me and we'll have a blast.
658
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,556
You know, I know a planet inhabited
by broken toasters.
659
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:10,935
Maybe we can find you a girlfriend.
660
00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:16,399
- I think you can let go of Batman now.
-Hmm?
661
00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:19,068
Oh. Heh. Sorry about that, Batman.
662
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,653
But the law is the law.
663
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:24,949
We'll discuss your little mutiny later.
Our job now is to gather evidence...
664
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,493
...prove we were framed
and then return to Earth.
665
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:32,581
I'm afraid returning to Earth
is not an option.
666
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,917
Sinestro. I'll make quick work of him.
667
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,712
You call this quick?
I'd be totally done by now.
668
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,172
Right?
669
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:44,051
I just came to give you
a little farewell gift.
670
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,804
I hope you kept the gift receipt, Sinestro.
671
00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:56,439
Keep firing. He'll have to keep up
that shield and won't be able to attack.
672
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,107
Think so?
673
00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,318
Meet my new best friend.
674
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:04,238
It's called a Father Box.
675
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,871
Doesn't this just bowl you over?
676
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:16,417
Prepare to be flushed
to the other side of the galaxy.
677
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:26,177
Oh, I get it. Bowl. Flush.
678
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:29,972
Like a toilet!
679
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:40,900
And then I said:
680
00:47:41,067 --> 00:47:45,821
"Prepare to be flushed
to the other side of the galaxy."
681
00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,995
I bet Flash didn't get it.
682
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,633
Congratulations to us all.
683
00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:07,927
The Legion of Doom is victorious.
684
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:11,013
And to the victors go the spoils.
685
00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:16,936
- The Earth is ours.
- Yeah!
686
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,312
Yes!
687
00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:22,066
As discussed earlier,
we will be dividing up the loot.
688
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:26,570
In this case,
that means everything on Earth.
689
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,198
I claim everything yellow.
690
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,867
No way. Bananas are yellow.
691
00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:34,495
Well, you can have the green bananas.
692
00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:37,123
Is gold yellow?
Because, you know, that's not fair.
693
00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:39,125
You can't just call all yellow.
694
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:43,295
I call red. Everything red is mine.
695
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:47,007
Rubies, lipstick, apples.
696
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,802
The ocean's blue.
697
00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:53,514
- Everything in the ocean is mine.
-Sinestro, as a bonus...
698
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,891
...why don't you treat yourself?
699
00:48:56,058 --> 00:49:00,104
Go destroy their Hall of Justice,
so when the conquest begins...
700
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:03,149
...people will know
they have no one to turn to.
701
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:06,152
Heh-heh. Don't mind if I do.
702
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:12,616
Lex, all this talk of conquest...
703
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:16,745
...of dividing this planet
like the spoils of war...
704
00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:20,541
...are we not liberators
bringing freedom?
705
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:23,961
Yes. Yes. Of course, J'onn.
We are freeing them.
706
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,464
We're freeing them
of making their own decisions.
707
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:30,301
Don't you worry your telepathic green head
about it. Trust me.
708
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,636
I Will.
709
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,972
For now.
710
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:42,104
Problems with the Martian?
711
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:43,814
He's catching on.
712
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,109
Fortunately,
he's already served his purpose.
713
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:50,112
Feel free to eliminate him permanently.
714
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:53,824
Oh, the pizza's here.
715
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:18,224
We're caught in the gravity pull
of that black hole. Hang tight.
716
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:19,850
Hanging.
717
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,611
Come on, baby. You got this.
718
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:49,046
Ugh. I'm giving her all the willpower
I've got, but I just can't escape its gravity.
719
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,924
- You guys all right back there?
- All right.
720
00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:57,721
Ow.
721
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,807
Oh, poor friend.
722
00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:04,019
I shall sing the Themysciran song
of dead heroes for you.
723
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:12,695
No need to sing, Wonder Woman.
724
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,029
He's just a dummy.
725
00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:16,448
That doesn't matter. He was our friend.
726
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:18,909
No, that was Cy-bot. Huh.
727
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,537
No wonder he was acting weird
ever since takeoff.
728
00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:23,914
Which leaves us with two questions:
729
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,333
How do we get out of this jam...
730
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,461
...and where is the real Cyborg?
731
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,757
I hate to leave the guys in a lurch...
732
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,176
...but I know there was something fishy
going on.
733
00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,637
There must be some clue here,
but where?
734
00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,973
Where? Where?
735
00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,601
Ah! A clue.
736
00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,186
Some kind of weird alien tech.
737
00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:49,982
How'd this get here?
Better check the security tapes.
738
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,821
Huh?
739
00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:02,286
Oh, I know you.
740
00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:05,289
Aha! That's the thing I saw.
741
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,917
I knew it couldn't have been
some random green guy in red underwear.
742
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:12,880
All I have to do is get this evidence
out there and clear the Justice League.
743
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:15,799
Clear them with who?
744
00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:20,846
Within a few hours, the Legion of Doom
will have taken over the world.
745
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:23,182
How sad for me.
746
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,101
Only one member
of the Justice League left...
747
00:52:26,268 --> 00:52:28,312
...and it's the weakest one.
748
00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:36,904
I think you already know how this ends,
don't you, half-man?
749
00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:40,491
You missed.
750
00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:54,338
Gotta keep moving. This evidence
is more important than me getting payback.
751
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:07,935
Whoa!
752
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:10,688
Hey, that was Wonder Woman's
Invisible Jet.
753
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:15,192
Oh, when she finds out what you did,
you are gonna be in so much trouble.
754
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,611
She'll never find out...
755
00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,988
...nor will the rest of the Justice League...
756
00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:23,409
...because I flushed them all
to the opposite side of the universe.
757
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:28,914
I say flushed
because I created this Wormhole, you see...
758
00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:31,417
...and it resembled a--
759
00:53:32,084 --> 00:53:33,961
You just had to be there.
760
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:37,881
Go ahead, run.
761
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:42,511
It'll make your final defeat
all the more enjoyable.
762
00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,519
Gotta stay alive.
Gotta find a way to stop the legion.
763
00:53:57,443 --> 00:54:00,821
What? The Justice League?
764
00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:02,322
Alive?
765
00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:05,367
What? What's he talking about?
766
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,660
Impossible.
767
00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:09,037
Not impossible.
768
00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:11,373
- For me.
-Ah!
769
00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:15,294
You are under my mental control,
Sinestro.
770
00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:20,841
The only way to be set free
is to do what I ask.
771
00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:24,595
You're the shape-shifter who set us up,
aren't you? What'd you do to him?
772
00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:29,808
Martians, like me,
have the ability to influence minds.
773
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,186
Organic minds.
774
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,646
Unlike yours, Cyborg.
775
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:37,691
Oh, the power plant.
776
00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:40,444
Everyone else saw the plant malfunctioning...
777
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,279
...because you were making them see that.
778
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,908
But my cyber-organic brain
is immune to your powers.
779
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:48,827
I still don't trust you.
780
00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:50,496
Please. Stop.
781
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,206
I am here to help.
782
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:55,125
Pfft. Like you helped the Justice League
get banished?
783
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:58,462
The world is an all-you-can-conquer buffet
for the Legion of Doom.
784
00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:01,715
I was tricked.
785
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:04,635
Lex Luthor freed me from Area 52.
786
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,805
I thought he was a liberator.
787
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:12,559
I let my thirst for vengeance
cloud my judgment.
788
00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:15,479
Please, let me make this right.
789
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,397
I want to help you.
790
00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:22,778
- How?
-I have some thoughts.
791
00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:31,203
Finally. Vanuatu, Vietnam,
Venezuela, Virgin Islands...
792
00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:37,042
...Yemen, Zambia and Zimbabwe
will go to Captain Cold.
793
00:55:37,209 --> 00:55:40,712
Wait, what? Why do I have
to get the end of the alphabet?
794
00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:44,675
Grodd, you pedantic primate.
You've bored the Legion of Doom to sleep.
795
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,051
Enough of this.
796
00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:48,929
Let the conquest of the Earth begin.
797
00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:19,334
- Wow, look at all of this.
-lmpressive technology.
798
00:56:25,257 --> 00:56:29,303
All right, Sinestro,
time to un-flush the Justice League.
799
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:33,098
Heh-heh-heh. Flush. That's a good one.
800
00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:47,321
Unh. It's working. Keep pouring it on.
801
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:51,658
The Javelin
is a state-of-the-art spacecraft.
802
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:55,787
Never thought we'd have to get out
and push.
803
00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,709
Athena's fallen arches, our way home.
804
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:03,003
Everyone, heave.
805
00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,191
Yeah!
806
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,234
Ya)'-
807
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,741
Mm.
808
00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:43,669
You summoned me?
809
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,755
No doubt to heap praise
upon my brilliant execution...
810
00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:48,924
...of our plan to end the Justice League?
811
00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:52,052
Remember your place, human.
812
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:56,348
You haven't completed
your end of the agreement yet.
813
00:57:56,515 --> 00:58:02,187
To ensure our victory,
I have provided a few more gifts.
814
00:58:03,063 --> 00:58:04,106
Huh?
815
00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:11,863
Who knew Lex had robo-monkeys
up his sleeve?
816
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,032
Color me impressed.
817
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,368
Forward, my legions.
818
00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,954
The city will soon be ours.
819
00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:23,417
And as goes Metropolis,
so goes the world.
820
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,380
We lead the world and there's no doubt
821
00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:30,757
When there's no work
We play and shout
822
00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:34,970
- Yeah!
-Hello, former rulers of the world.
823
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:37,389
It's Lex Luthor.
824
00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:39,224
Is it Luther or Luthor?
825
00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:43,562
I, Lex Luthor,
the greatest criminal mind of our time...
826
00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:46,314
...and the leader
of the nefarious Legion of Doom...
827
00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:49,735
...declare the immediate surrender
of the world's governments.
828
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,737
If you refuse...
829
00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:57,451
...well, let's just say Metropolis
is about to be a cautionary tale.
830
00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:10,797
Okay, here's the plan.
831
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,842
Hal, you, Flash and Wonder Woman
take out the Hall of Doom.
832
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:16,928
Superman and I will stop Grodd
and the forces on the ground.
833
00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:20,557
- What about me?
-I need you to stay in the hall, Cyborg.
834
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:24,561
Hold down the fort.
And also keep an eye on this Martian.
835
00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:29,566
I told you, Batman, I am not a threat.
836
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,068
So you say.
837
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:35,614
But you did impersonate us, frame us,
and cause our banishment from Earth.
838
00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:38,950
Yes, but other than that...
839
00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:40,911
Batman, I wanna go with you.
840
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:45,791
Cyborg, by going rogue,
like I wanted to...
841
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:47,292
...you saved us all.
842
00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:51,505
But right now, I need you to make sure
Sinestro and the Martian stay put.
843
00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,131
Can you do that, soldier?
844
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,260
Yes, sir.
845
01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:09,356
Victory is ours!
846
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:11,775
- Not quite.
- What?
847
01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:16,655
Don't worry, Grodd.
848
01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:20,450
You can have all the bananas you want
in Blackgate Prison.
849
01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,577
Destroy him.
850
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:40,595
Ha-ha. Little did you suspect
that I designed the Bat-gorilla battle suit...
851
01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:43,181
...for just such an occasion.
852
01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,062
Ah. Ha-ha-ha.
853
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,235
Shooting a man in the back?
854
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:58,155
I thought you were more evolved than that,
Grodd.
855
01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,698
Huh?
856
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,749
Luthor, we have company.
857
01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:14,921
Ah! The Justice League.
I thought we ended them.
858
01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:18,341
Why won't they just stay ended?
859
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,137
Let me show you how it's done.
860
01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:24,556
I'd have to have eyes
in the back of my head...
861
01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:27,225
...since I'll be way ahead of you.
862
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:42,908
I'll consider this a net victory.
863
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,419
Enjoy your time on the bench, Flash.
864
01:01:56,671 --> 01:02:00,050
Watch a real player score some points.
865
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:02,260
So you like to play games, huh?
866
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:04,846
Game on.
867
01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:07,098
Fifteen. Thirty. Forty.
868
01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:09,392
I'm on fire today.
869
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:12,020
Let me cool you off with an ice pack.
870
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:17,901
Huh? Aah!
871
01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:24,115
Heh-heh. Looks like
you should've warmed up. Zero points.
872
01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:27,244
Flash escaping? Ten points.
873
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,496
No, no, no, I had 40.
874
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,999
Plus escape from ice,
so that's an extra 15.
875
01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:38,463
I've got a little surprise for you,
Wonder Woman.
876
01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:46,888
Uh, that wasn't the surprise.
This is the surprise.
877
01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:56,022
We're out of surprises.
How do we stop her?
878
01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:59,859
By exploiting her one weakness:
her compassion.
879
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,456
You missed, Lex.
880
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,958
Did I?
881
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:36,771
No. The animal hospital.
882
01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,189
Oh, we should run.
883
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,151
I would, but I'm frozen with fear.
884
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,701
Five hundred points.
885
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:52,329
Six hundred points.
886
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:59,002
You're less fun than a barrel of monkeys.
887
01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,924
How many of these are there, any--?
888
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,763
No. Kryptonite.
889
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,852
Hold on, Superman. I'm coming.
890
01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:33,161
The Hall of Doom
was specifically designed...
891
01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:37,457
...to withstand your powers
and exploit your weaknesses.
892
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:43,922
It is only a matter of time before it defeats
the entire Justice League.
893
01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:47,926
Not the entire league, my green friend.
I have an idea.
894
01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:58,019
What's happening to the Hall of Justice?
895
01:04:58,186 --> 01:05:00,772
I gave it an upgrade. It's my hobby.
896
01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,781
Three, two, one.
897
01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,282
Hold on.
898
01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:51,531
Yoo-hoo!
899
01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,158
anybody home?
900
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,493
What? Stop this transmission.
901
01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:56,995
Where is it coming from?
902
01:05:57,162 --> 01:06:00,582
Luthor, I'm picking up something big
flying towards us.
903
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,083
On the screen.
904
01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:07,297
No. It can't be.
905
01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:22,270
Look, it's a giant bird.
906
01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:24,147
No, it's a plane.
907
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,649
Well, it certainly isn't Superman.
908
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:28,860
He seems to be taking a nap.
909
01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:31,196
I could use a nap.
910
01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:34,866
Cyborg.
911
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:42,373
Now let's show them what we got.
912
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,501
And we got style.
913
01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:52,008
Launch disco missiles.
914
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,692
Unhand our duly elected leader, Grodd.
915
01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:11,694
Huh?
916
01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:20,286
Good to know you have my back
when it counts, Superman.
917
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:22,914
Looks like Cyborg had all our backs.
918
01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:26,209
He'll make a great leader someday.
919
01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,253
Let's go.
920
01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:34,592
Shoot everything we've got at them. Fire.
921
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:41,224
Star shield, activate.
922
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:55,154
I call this my in-your-face finale.
923
01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:58,783
Booyah! Booyah!
924
01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:13,881
Come on.
925
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,730
I got to the pet hospital first.
Nine hundred points.
926
01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:31,065
Wow, Wonder Woman,
that looks pretty heavy.
927
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:32,317
Even for you.
928
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,906
Use your heat vision to seal the cracks
in the building.
929
01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:40,742
Great idea.
930
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,585
Don't worry, the birds are safe.
931
01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:52,378
That's a thousand points.
932
01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,672
Birds? Ha! I've saved cats.
933
01:08:54,839 --> 01:08:56,215
That's 5000 points.
934
01:08:56,382 --> 01:08:59,719
Are you kidding me?
Dogs. I've saved dogs.
935
01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:01,304
One million points.
936
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:04,807
This ridiculous one-upsmanship
has gone on long enough.
937
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,435
We help people
because it's the right thing to do.
938
01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:10,938
True heroes do not keep score.
939
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:14,442
- Ugh. She's right, you know.
-Yeah.
940
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:18,488
But I'm totally better
at not keeping score than you.
941
01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:19,697
Nuh-uh.
942
01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:26,496
Oh, no, you don't.
943
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:35,254
You aren't going anywhere.
944
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:39,175
Please, leave this to me.
945
01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:50,269
Yipe!
946
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,865
That was so cool.
947
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,159
Looks like you always get your man.
948
01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:08,204
Like you're some kind
of Martian manhunter.
949
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:13,000
Hmm. I like it.
950
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:15,586
One last hunt.
951
01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:18,589
But-- But-- But I freed you.
952
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,926
If it wasn't for me,
you'd still be held prisoner.
953
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:27,348
For that, I am grateful.
954
01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:30,476
So you'll let me go?
955
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:37,400
Yes, but I'm afraid they may not.
956
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,371
Yay, Justice League!
957
01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:54,751
- Sorry we exiled you guys. Our bad.
- All right!
958
01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:56,043
Well, that's that.
959
01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:59,964
Guess it'll be quite a while before
the Legion of Doom can make any trouble.
960
01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:01,549
Yes, that's true.
961
01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:04,051
Thanks to you, Cyborg.
962
01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:06,846
We're all alive,
and the Earth is out of danger...
963
01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:10,308
...because you trusted your instincts.
964
01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:12,101
Good job.
965
01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:26,574
As for you, I couldn't be more sorry...
966
01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:29,076
...for the way this planet treated you
when you arrived.
967
01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:33,414
But sometimes we're a bit suspicious
of things we haven't seen before.
968
01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:37,168
Our fearless leader
used to think the same of me.
969
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,505
Please know
that was just one narrow individual.
970
01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:43,007
The people of Earth
can be very welcoming.
971
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:48,095
According to the bylaws of the league,
I'm only leader for another 37 seconds.
972
01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:50,640
Then it'll be time for another election.
973
01:11:51,015 --> 01:11:53,309
You've still got my vote, Bats.
974
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:58,105
My final act as leader
is to offer a Justice League membership...
975
01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,565
...to our new ally.
976
01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:03,861
Really? Well, in that case,
welcome to the team.
977
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:11,077
It appears I not only have a new planet...
978
01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:13,913
...but a new family.
979
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,541
Yeah!
980
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:19,293
Let's party!
981
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,215
Not so fast.
982
01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:28,177
I'm holding you all personally responsible
for this damage.
983
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,887
Manhunter.
984
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,430
And if you don't--
985
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:38,104
Cy-bot lives to party.
986
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,906
All right. Boogie.
987
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:08,968
Hmm.
988
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:12,847
Hmm.
989
01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:16,309
Come in, Darkseid.
990
01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:18,519
This is Lex Luthor to Darkseid.
991
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:23,441
Darkseid hears you, human.
992
01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:24,942
It's about time.
993
01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:26,569
I want out of here.
994
01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,154
Of course you do, Luthor.
995
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,655
What is that to me?
996
01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:33,075
I gave you the tools you needed
and more.
997
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:36,037
Still you failed.
998
01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,372
Darkseid, you must help me.
999
01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:42,084
No. I need do nothing for you.
1000
01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:45,212
But if I want the Earth...
1001
01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:50,092
...and the accursed Justice League
destroyed...
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...then I must reach across the aisle.
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01:13:55,222 --> 01:14:00,436
For the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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