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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,107 --> 00:00:28,199 A story. 2 00:00:29,409 --> 00:00:31,934 A man fires a rifle for many years... 3 00:00:32,913 --> 00:00:34,380 and he goes to war. 4 00:00:35,415 --> 00:00:38,384 And afterward, he turns the rifle in at the armory... 5 00:00:38,785 --> 00:00:41,345 and he believes he's finished with the rifle. 6 00:00:42,589 --> 00:00:45,558 But no matter what else he might do with his hands... 7 00:00:45,992 --> 00:00:48,756 love a woman, build a house... 8 00:00:50,063 --> 00:00:52,031 change his son's diaper... 9 00:00:52,733 --> 00:00:54,598 his hands remember the rifle. 10 00:00:55,802 --> 00:01:00,762 You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow or red! 11 00:01:01,575 --> 00:01:03,509 You are now green! 12 00:01:03,577 --> 00:01:07,206 You are light green or dark green! 13 00:01:07,381 --> 00:01:09,349 Do you understand? 14 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:10,948 Sir, yes, sir! 15 00:01:11,618 --> 00:01:12,607 Swofford! 16 00:01:12,686 --> 00:01:13,710 Sir, yes, sir! 17 00:01:13,987 --> 00:01:16,649 You the maggot whose father served in Vietnam? 18 00:01:16,723 --> 00:01:17,747 Sir, yes, sir! 19 00:01:17,824 --> 00:01:20,793 Outstanding! Did he have the balls to die there? 20 00:01:20,861 --> 00:01:21,919 Sir, no, sir! 21 00:01:21,995 --> 00:01:24,793 Too fucking bad! He ever talk about it? 22 00:01:25,065 --> 00:01:28,557 Sir, only once, sir! Good! Then he wasn't lying! 23 00:01:29,836 --> 00:01:32,566 Are you eyeballing me with those baby blues? 24 00:01:32,639 --> 00:01:34,698 Are you? Sir, no, sir! 25 00:01:34,775 --> 00:01:37,903 Are you in love with me, Swofford? Sir, no, sir! 26 00:01:37,978 --> 00:01:41,311 You don't think I look good in my uniform, Swofford? 27 00:01:41,381 --> 00:01:44,509 Sir, the drill sergeant looks fabulous in his uniform, sir! 28 00:01:44,584 --> 00:01:47,417 So you're gay, then, and you love me, huh? 29 00:01:47,487 --> 00:01:49,182 Sir, I'm not gay, sir! 30 00:01:49,256 --> 00:01:52,282 Do you have a girlfriend, Swofford? Sir, yes, sir! 31 00:01:52,359 --> 00:01:55,658 Guess again, motherfucker! Jody's banging her right now! 32 00:01:55,729 --> 00:01:57,594 Get on your face and give me 25... 33 00:01:57,664 --> 00:01:59,791 for every time she gets fucked this month. 34 00:01:59,866 --> 00:02:01,333 Down on your face! 35 00:02:03,036 --> 00:02:05,937 It was shortly after meeting Drill Instructor Fitch... 36 00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:08,600 that I realized that joining the Marine Corps... 37 00:02:08,675 --> 00:02:10,700 might have been a bad decision. 38 00:02:10,777 --> 00:02:12,938 What in the fuck is this? 39 00:02:13,213 --> 00:02:15,545 Sir, it's a recruit's drawing of a footlocker, sir! 40 00:02:15,615 --> 00:02:18,709 Jesus, Joseph and doggie-style Mary! 41 00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:20,844 That is a pile of dog shit. 42 00:02:20,921 --> 00:02:23,151 Sir, the recruit's never been good at drawing, sir! 43 00:02:23,223 --> 00:02:25,657 Why the fuck are you my scribe, then? 44 00:02:25,725 --> 00:02:28,057 Isn't my scribe supposed to know how to draw? 45 00:02:28,128 --> 00:02:29,322 Sir, the recruit doesn't know! 46 00:02:29,396 --> 00:02:31,557 The recruit thought the scribe was supposed to write, sir! 47 00:02:31,631 --> 00:02:33,223 Of course the recruit doesn't know! 48 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:36,599 The recruit doesn't know because I haven't told him! 49 00:02:37,804 --> 00:02:39,795 All right, cum-for-brains... 50 00:02:39,873 --> 00:02:43,206 show me exactly where your Skivvies and running shoes go. 51 00:02:43,276 --> 00:02:44,538 Sir, the recruit can't think... 52 00:02:44,611 --> 00:02:46,806 while the drill instructor is hitting him on his head, sir! 53 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,781 You can't think while I'm giving you a few love taps? 54 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:52,546 How the fuck are you going to fire your rifle... 55 00:02:52,619 --> 00:02:55,383 when grenades are going off in your face? 56 00:02:56,122 --> 00:02:58,352 What the fuck are you even doing here? 57 00:02:58,425 --> 00:03:01,485 Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir! 58 00:03:08,668 --> 00:03:11,728 So, now my hands were dick skinners. 59 00:03:12,672 --> 00:03:16,472 A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. 60 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:19,410 My mouth was a cum receptacle. 61 00:03:19,479 --> 00:03:23,006 A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. 62 00:03:23,517 --> 00:03:25,280 A shirt was a blouse. 63 00:03:25,852 --> 00:03:28,480 A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. 64 00:03:29,389 --> 00:03:31,880 But many other things would never be the same. 65 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,797 Swofford. What kind of fucking name is that? 66 00:04:18,305 --> 00:04:19,636 It's English. 67 00:04:19,706 --> 00:04:23,665 My great-grandfather came over here in the 19th century. 68 00:04:24,611 --> 00:04:25,703 Whatever. 69 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,978 I'm putting you in Golf Company. 70 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:31,012 It's full of retards and fuck ups. 71 00:04:31,718 --> 00:04:34,687 Maybe you can elevate the sons of bitches a little. 72 00:04:36,623 --> 00:04:38,090 Or maybe not. 73 00:04:40,327 --> 00:04:41,385 Next. 74 00:04:47,968 --> 00:04:51,768 Jarhead: Noun. Slang for "Marine." 75 00:04:52,572 --> 00:04:55,666 Origin: From the resemblance to a jar... 76 00:04:55,742 --> 00:04:58,370 of the regulation high-and-tight haircut. 77 00:04:59,212 --> 00:05:01,772 The Marine's head, by implication, therefore... 78 00:05:01,848 --> 00:05:03,281 also a jar. 79 00:05:03,984 --> 00:05:05,349 An empty vessel. 80 00:05:14,894 --> 00:05:15,952 Hey! 81 00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:17,888 May I help you? 82 00:05:19,165 --> 00:05:21,133 Yeah, I was assigned to Second Platoon. 83 00:05:21,201 --> 00:05:22,190 Second Platoon? 84 00:05:22,669 --> 00:05:23,658 Yeah. 85 00:05:29,476 --> 00:05:32,775 What's going on, boss? Nothing much, man. 86 00:05:32,846 --> 00:05:34,677 Welcome to Second Platoon. Thanks, man. 87 00:05:34,748 --> 00:05:36,181 Hey, boys! Fresh fucking meat! 88 00:05:36,282 --> 00:05:37,613 What kind of meat? We don't want you! 89 00:06:12,886 --> 00:06:14,319 Boo, motherfucker! 90 00:06:23,930 --> 00:06:24,954 Get some! 91 00:06:35,108 --> 00:06:36,405 Oh, fuck. 92 00:06:52,592 --> 00:06:54,184 Yeah, we switched out the hot brand. 93 00:06:55,662 --> 00:06:57,926 Little fuck-fuck trick we play on the new guys. 94 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:01,355 Nice. 95 00:07:03,169 --> 00:07:05,364 You want a brand, you gotta earn it. 96 00:07:11,978 --> 00:07:13,468 Welcome to the Suck. 97 00:07:32,932 --> 00:07:35,594 Still got that stomach flu, Swofford? 98 00:07:35,668 --> 00:07:37,465 I can't seem to shake it. 99 00:07:37,537 --> 00:07:40,768 That's all right. Not everyone's cut out for the Marines. 100 00:07:41,207 --> 00:07:44,574 But for me, there was nowhere else. That was the truth. 101 00:07:44,744 --> 00:07:47,144 After all, I was made in a war. 102 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:51,884 Here's Mr. And Mrs. Swofford on R&R from Vietnam. 103 00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:54,579 Honolulu Hilton, 1969. 104 00:07:56,256 --> 00:07:57,689 I can't watch... 105 00:07:58,858 --> 00:08:00,348 and neither can you. 106 00:08:00,693 --> 00:08:03,355 And here are some other things I can't show you. 107 00:08:03,763 --> 00:08:06,027 Visiting my sister. 108 00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:09,135 Making muffins with Mom. 109 00:08:12,272 --> 00:08:14,672 Breakfast conversations with Dad. 110 00:08:16,309 --> 00:08:18,140 But here are some things you can see. 111 00:08:18,511 --> 00:08:20,172 Taking a dump. 112 00:08:21,047 --> 00:08:23,072 Thinking about going to college. 113 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:26,815 Studying after school with my girlfriend. 114 00:08:26,886 --> 00:08:29,878 Oh, my God, I love you. I love you, too. 115 00:08:30,857 --> 00:08:33,621 Giving away my favorite USMC T-shirt. 116 00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:35,383 I'll write you every day. 117 00:08:35,528 --> 00:08:36,893 Hey! 118 00:08:38,698 --> 00:08:39,687 Swofford? 119 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:45,603 Swofford? Yo. 120 00:08:48,741 --> 00:08:50,834 What the fuck? You're sick? 121 00:08:51,878 --> 00:08:54,642 No, I just had a stomach thing, sir. 122 00:08:54,714 --> 00:08:55,976 Staff Sergeant Sykes. 123 00:08:56,049 --> 00:08:58,313 I'm with Surveillance and Target Acquisition. STA. 124 00:08:58,384 --> 00:09:00,909 I heard it took six guys to pull that little branding trick on you. 125 00:09:00,987 --> 00:09:03,012 Your file says that you ain't too fucking dumb, either. 126 00:09:03,089 --> 00:09:05,319 So you better get un-sick most motherfucking ricky-tick... 127 00:09:05,391 --> 00:09:08,519 because there's a chance that you could be a scout sniper. 128 00:09:11,831 --> 00:09:13,423 What the fuck is this? 129 00:09:15,568 --> 00:09:17,627 "The Stranger by Camus." 130 00:09:17,704 --> 00:09:20,195 That's some heavy dope right there, Marine. 131 00:09:20,273 --> 00:09:21,797 "Mary however..." 132 00:09:22,008 --> 00:09:24,238 "That's when we ran up to the office..." 133 00:09:24,811 --> 00:09:27,575 Indoc class starts on Monday. I suggest you have your ass there. 134 00:09:27,647 --> 00:09:28,944 Is that an order, Staff Sergeant? 135 00:09:34,420 --> 00:09:36,217 It's a fucking opportunity. 136 00:09:36,756 --> 00:09:38,246 It's a fucking honor. 137 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:41,123 It's the best fucking job in the Marine Corps. 138 00:09:42,028 --> 00:09:43,757 Sounds good, Staff Sergeant. 139 00:09:45,365 --> 00:09:47,856 Sounds good, Staff Sergeant! Sounds good. 140 00:09:48,201 --> 00:09:49,463 Could I have my... 141 00:09:49,535 --> 00:09:51,867 You know what? I got a better idea. 142 00:09:52,605 --> 00:09:53,765 You play any instruments? 143 00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:56,709 I played the trumpet in third grade, Staff Sergeant. 144 00:09:56,776 --> 00:09:58,334 Played the trumpet in third grade? Good. 145 00:09:58,411 --> 00:09:59,537 You still play? 146 00:09:59,612 --> 00:10:01,773 A little, for small holiday concerts and festivals. 147 00:10:01,848 --> 00:10:03,440 Good. You ain't gotta be Chuck Mangione. 148 00:10:03,516 --> 00:10:04,540 All I need is a bugler. 149 00:10:04,617 --> 00:10:06,414 Somebody to play Taps, Reveille, Battle March... 150 00:10:06,486 --> 00:10:08,852 that type of shit, raise the morale. Does that interest you? 151 00:10:08,922 --> 00:10:09,946 Oh, yeah. 152 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:11,854 Good! Parade field, 0600. 153 00:10:12,225 --> 00:10:13,624 All right, thank you, Staff Sergeant! 154 00:10:13,693 --> 00:10:14,751 My pleasure. 155 00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:15,885 Can I get my book? 156 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:20,866 There's 60 of you. I only need eight. 157 00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:23,903 That means 52 of you will perish. Do the math. 158 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:26,905 There's no possible way that all of you can make it. 159 00:10:26,973 --> 00:10:28,167 If you think you're worth some shit... 160 00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:29,469 Staff Sergeant Sykes! 161 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:32,204 Private Swofford reporting for bugle tryout! 162 00:10:33,313 --> 00:10:35,873 Indoc! Atten-hut! 163 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:40,141 I don't give out too many special treats... 164 00:10:40,687 --> 00:10:44,123 but this morning, we have a very special treat. 165 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:47,791 Private Swofford here is going to play Reveille for us. 166 00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:51,630 Okay, Swofford, play Reveille. 167 00:10:52,532 --> 00:10:54,193 I don't have a bugle, Staff Sergeant. 168 00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:56,132 You don't have a what? I don't have a bugle. 169 00:10:56,202 --> 00:10:58,693 Oh, no. No, no. Damn, damn. 170 00:10:59,405 --> 00:11:00,633 You better play with your mouth. 171 00:11:03,476 --> 00:11:04,534 What? 172 00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:06,805 I said, play it with your goddamn mouth. 173 00:11:17,357 --> 00:11:18,449 Fuck. 174 00:11:26,199 --> 00:11:29,134 I love that tone. Sounds good to me. My morale is lifted. 175 00:11:29,202 --> 00:11:30,499 You know any Stevie Wonder? 176 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:32,868 You know You Are The Sunshine Of My Life? 177 00:11:32,939 --> 00:11:34,634 Yes, Staff Sergeant. Good, that's a classic. 178 00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:53,889 Will you shut the fuck up? There is no bugle program. 179 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:56,157 You sizzle-dick motherfucker. 180 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:58,697 Who do you think you are, some kind of Kenny G or some shit? 181 00:11:58,765 --> 00:12:00,027 No, Staff Sergeant. Good. 182 00:12:00,099 --> 00:12:02,431 Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes... 183 00:12:02,502 --> 00:12:04,970 to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most savage... 184 00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:08,007 unforgiving motherfuckers in God's cruel kingdom? 185 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:09,200 Yes, Staff Sergeant! 186 00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:11,140 Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk... 187 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,735 "through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... 188 00:12:13,813 --> 00:12:17,271 "because I am the baddest motherfucker in the goddamn valley"? 189 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:18,612 Yes, Staff Sergeant! 190 00:12:18,684 --> 00:12:20,481 We shall fucking see! 191 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,847 You still here? Yes, Staff Sergeant! 192 00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:24,689 Yes, what? 193 00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:28,958 Yes, I am still here, Staff Sergeant. 194 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,598 So fucking be it. Fall in! 195 00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:34,132 One mile! One mile! 196 00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:35,734 Ain't shit! Ain't shit! 197 00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:36,928 Two miles! Two miles! 198 00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:38,334 Your mission is to kill me. 199 00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,872 My mission is to kill you first, and I'm good. 200 00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:43,468 Them paintball bullets, they hurt? 201 00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:48,404 Oh, shit! Fuck, I can't see! 202 00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:50,312 Back to the grunts, dick face! 203 00:12:50,383 --> 00:12:52,044 In order to engage your target... 204 00:12:52,118 --> 00:12:54,985 you must see your target, but your target must not see you. 205 00:12:55,054 --> 00:12:56,214 Shevitz. 206 00:12:59,058 --> 00:13:02,391 You laugh, you die. Scratch your nose, you die. 207 00:13:02,462 --> 00:13:04,589 You shift your weight to take a piss, you will die. 208 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:06,256 You want to shit, you better shit in your pants. 209 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:08,957 Still kind of cute, huh, Swoff? 210 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:10,192 No, sir. 211 00:13:10,269 --> 00:13:13,397 This suit will hide you. You will become a tree. A rock. 212 00:13:13,473 --> 00:13:16,033 You are mud, sand, and dust. 213 00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:17,736 Still funny? No, sir. 214 00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:19,243 In order to fire accurately... 215 00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:22,179 you must be able to judge distance and wind direction. 216 00:13:22,782 --> 00:13:24,181 How far are those trees? 217 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,410 500 yards. No. 218 00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:26,577 600. 300. 219 00:13:26,652 --> 00:13:29,712 300. How did you figure that? Three football fields. 220 00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:31,188 Three football fields, that's right. 221 00:13:31,257 --> 00:13:33,157 You take what you know and then you multiply. 222 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:34,454 Please don't use your dicks. 223 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:36,392 They're too small, and I can't count that high. 224 00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:38,760 I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches." 225 00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:40,998 Now, wind. You use what you have. 226 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:43,592 Use a flag, use a plume of smoke, a little bit of dust. 227 00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:45,466 Spit on your finger and hold that bitch up. 228 00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:47,669 These are formulas that you can use... 229 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:50,004 but in the end, you have to trust your gut. 230 00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:51,202 Details, gentlemen. 231 00:13:51,277 --> 00:13:54,246 Details is gonna be the difference between you killing your target... 232 00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:55,780 and your target killing you. 233 00:13:55,848 --> 00:13:59,284 We've all been taught that, "Thou shalt not kill." 234 00:13:59,685 --> 00:14:01,175 But hear this: 235 00:14:01,487 --> 00:14:04,081 Fuck that shit! 236 00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,248 Now, consider your target. 237 00:14:08,561 --> 00:14:11,826 If you are lucky, in that window will one day emerge... 238 00:14:11,898 --> 00:14:13,331 the figure of the enemy. 239 00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:15,427 The JFK shot. 240 00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:17,735 The pink mist. 241 00:14:17,803 --> 00:14:19,896 Fire, fire, fire. 242 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:23,531 Hit. 243 00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:30,180 Fire, fire, fire. 244 00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:34,217 The sounds that you are hearing are live rounds. 245 00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:37,051 You will get the fear out of you. Keep moving. 246 00:14:37,123 --> 00:14:39,648 If you pick your head up, you will get fucked up! 247 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:41,852 Let's find out if we have any bitch in you! 248 00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:44,988 You guys crawl like old people fuck! 249 00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:49,261 Keep moving! Get the fear out of you. 250 00:14:49,335 --> 00:14:52,361 Keep moving! Do not bunch up! 251 00:14:52,438 --> 00:14:53,735 Keep moving! I can't! 252 00:14:53,806 --> 00:14:55,000 Keep your head down! 253 00:14:55,074 --> 00:14:57,542 Come on, man! Move! 254 00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:00,010 Keep it moving. Just fucking move! 255 00:15:00,246 --> 00:15:01,372 Come on! No! 256 00:15:01,447 --> 00:15:03,278 Keep moving! Don't bunch up! 257 00:15:03,349 --> 00:15:04,816 You can do it! 258 00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:07,444 You can fucking do it! Keep moving! Come on! 259 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,284 I can't! Keep moving! Don't bunch up! 260 00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:12,085 I can't! No! 261 00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,492 Cease-fire! Cease-fire! 262 00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:17,551 Corpsman! 263 00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:22,659 Shit! 264 00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:29,399 Shit. 265 00:15:32,478 --> 00:15:34,275 I told you to keep your fucking head down! 266 00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:35,439 If you listened to me... 267 00:15:35,514 --> 00:15:37,448 you would still be fucking alive right now! 268 00:15:37,516 --> 00:15:38,676 Stupid fuck! 269 00:15:48,294 --> 00:15:49,352 God help me. 270 00:15:50,396 --> 00:15:52,125 You are now scout snipers. 271 00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:55,298 Now, I know you've heard this but I'm going to tell it to you again: 272 00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:58,394 Snipers do not work alone. 273 00:15:59,071 --> 00:16:00,538 You work as a team. 274 00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,810 Spotter, shooter. 275 00:16:05,278 --> 00:16:07,269 Spotter, shooter. 276 00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:09,612 Spotter, shooter. 277 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:12,078 Spotter, shooter. 278 00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:17,188 You may now open your case, pull out your M40A1 rifles. 279 00:16:22,662 --> 00:16:25,597 Once you've done that, you will repeat after me. 280 00:16:26,265 --> 00:16:30,201 This is my rifle. This is my rifle. 281 00:16:30,703 --> 00:16:33,763 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 282 00:16:34,273 --> 00:16:37,003 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 283 00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:39,369 Without my rifle, I am nothing. 284 00:16:39,779 --> 00:16:41,804 Without my rifle, I am nothing. 285 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:45,110 Without me, my rifle is nothing. 286 00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:48,179 Without me, my rifle is nothing. 287 00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:53,056 The grunt dies for 15,000 poorly placed rounds. 288 00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:55,760 Fucking right. 289 00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:57,556 The sniper dies... 290 00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:01,532 for that one perfect shot. 291 00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:04,862 Hit. 292 00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:10,667 Fire, fire, fire. 293 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:12,141 I was hooked. 294 00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:14,338 Hit. 295 00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:19,316 Fire, fire, fire. 296 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:21,143 Hit. 297 00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:28,326 Fire, fire, fire. 298 00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:30,722 Hit. 299 00:17:32,131 --> 00:17:34,156 I wanted the pink mist. 300 00:17:37,737 --> 00:17:40,262 Good evening. Iraq invaded and took over... 301 00:17:40,339 --> 00:17:42,000 its tiny neighbor, Kuwait, today. 302 00:17:42,074 --> 00:17:45,339 That set off worldwide protests and drew sanctions... 303 00:17:45,411 --> 00:17:48,175 from the United States, Great Britain and the Soviet Union. 304 00:17:48,247 --> 00:17:50,545 The government of dictator Saddam Hussein... 305 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:53,483 claimed it went in at the invitation of revolutionaries... 306 00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:55,645 who had overthrown the Kuwaiti government. 307 00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:58,315 We have appealed to all our friends around the world... 308 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,626 including the United States... 309 00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:05,958 to come to our aid and assistance. 310 00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:15,170 We're going to fucking war. 311 00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:20,644 312 00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:24,944 313 00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:35,417 # Ta-ta-da-da ## 314 00:18:36,262 --> 00:18:37,854 315 00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,430 # Ta-ta-da-da ## 316 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,140 317 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,234 Shoot that motherfucker. 318 00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:56,940 319 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,647 320 00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:09,921 321 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,838 Come on, start running, motherfucker. 322 00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:27,036 Fuck. 323 00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,140 Shoot that motherfucker! 324 00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:34,613 Die! 325 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,155 326 00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,155 Run, Charlie! 327 00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:50,024 Now hear this. Now hear this. 328 00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:52,195 All personnel from 2-7... 329 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:55,672 are to report immediately to your company area. 330 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:59,311 Get some, Marines. Get some! 331 00:19:59,979 --> 00:20:01,446 332 00:20:04,984 --> 00:20:06,246 333 00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:15,586 Me, I had a choice... 334 00:20:15,661 --> 00:20:17,891 either join the Marines or go to jail. 335 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,722 And you know what the shit of it is? 336 00:20:19,798 --> 00:20:22,733 Yeah, if you'd gone to jail... Don't spoil the joke, asshole. 337 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:25,599 If I'd have went to jail, I'd be getting out today. 338 00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:29,267 Would you like some nuts? No, thanks. 339 00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:31,866 Yes, are they warm nuts? 340 00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:34,775 No, I believe they're room temperature. 341 00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:38,650 Well, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts. 342 00:20:38,918 --> 00:20:41,113 You know, I don't really like the little ones. 343 00:20:41,186 --> 00:20:42,380 344 00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:44,983 Okay, is that all? Yeah. 345 00:20:45,224 --> 00:20:47,249 Would you like some nuts? 346 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,752 You poor bastard. 347 00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:51,489 I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of pussy, huh? 348 00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:52,656 You fucking A. 349 00:20:52,731 --> 00:20:55,564 Cocksucker knew the price of every whore from Olangapo to Stockholm. 350 00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:58,228 And here we are, headed to the desert. No pussy in 1,000 miles. 351 00:20:58,304 --> 00:20:59,931 Fucked by the green wienie again. 352 00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:04,503 What would you be doing if you were a civilian? 353 00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:06,238 Staying up late, jacking off... 354 00:21:06,312 --> 00:21:08,746 playing Metroid, trying to get to that ninth level? 355 00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:10,645 You know what happens when you get there? 356 00:21:13,152 --> 00:21:15,950 Nothing. You just start all over again. 357 00:21:17,089 --> 00:21:19,455 How long you think we'll be there? Two weeks? 358 00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:22,160 Less, man. We'll be back so fast... 359 00:21:22,227 --> 00:21:23,785 we'll still be shitting out those nuts. 360 00:21:24,296 --> 00:21:26,560 Good luck, now. Goodbye, now. 361 00:21:27,232 --> 00:21:29,632 Good luck, now. Goodbye, now. 362 00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:31,826 Want to keep me company for two weeks? 363 00:21:31,904 --> 00:21:32,962 Goodbye, now. 364 00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:35,268 You don't know what you're missing. Yeah, yeah. 365 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,436 Damn! 366 00:21:37,776 --> 00:21:39,107 367 00:21:43,882 --> 00:21:45,281 368 00:22:23,355 --> 00:22:24,822 369 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,786 Attention on deck! 370 00:22:32,097 --> 00:22:33,689 Take your seats. 371 00:22:37,903 --> 00:22:40,929 Good afternoon, Marines. Good afternoon, sir! 372 00:22:41,006 --> 00:22:44,169 Jesus, did you just land in a war zone or a funeral parlor? 373 00:22:44,243 --> 00:22:46,939 Good afternoon, Marines! Good afternoon, sir! 374 00:22:47,579 --> 00:22:49,274 I just felt my dick move. 375 00:22:49,448 --> 00:22:50,642 376 00:22:50,716 --> 00:22:52,775 For those of you who don't know me... 377 00:22:52,851 --> 00:22:56,082 I'm Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski, your battalion commander. 378 00:22:56,388 --> 00:22:59,152 We are now a part of Operation Desert Shield. 379 00:23:00,092 --> 00:23:01,559 Now, just north of us... 380 00:23:01,627 --> 00:23:05,222 Saddam Hussein's got one million Iraqi soldiers. 381 00:23:05,964 --> 00:23:07,989 And some of those boys have been fighting... 382 00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:10,501 since you were nine or ten years old. 383 00:23:10,569 --> 00:23:11,900 They are tough. 384 00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:13,733 They will stop at nothing. 385 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:17,771 They've used nerve gas against the Iranians and the Kurds. 386 00:23:18,644 --> 00:23:20,111 Now, here's a picture. 387 00:23:27,486 --> 00:23:29,215 I know what you're thinking. 388 00:23:29,288 --> 00:23:31,882 You're thinking, "Let's kick ass and take names... 389 00:23:31,957 --> 00:23:34,687 "and end this shit the day before yesterday." 390 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,852 Yeah! 391 00:23:35,928 --> 00:23:39,227 But the bureaucrats have a lot of jawboning to do. 392 00:23:40,099 --> 00:23:43,330 So for now, these Iraqis who have raped and pillaged... 393 00:23:43,402 --> 00:23:46,667 poor little Kuwait are not yet in our gun sights. 394 00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:52,269 Our current mission is to protect the oil fields... 395 00:23:52,478 --> 00:23:54,605 of our good friends in the Kingdom of Saud... 396 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,045 until further notice. 397 00:23:56,648 --> 00:23:59,913 And gentlemen, I'm talking a lot of oil. 398 00:24:01,587 --> 00:24:03,054 A lot of oil. 399 00:24:03,956 --> 00:24:06,948 So you will hydrate, you will train... 400 00:24:07,326 --> 00:24:10,784 you will adjust to this desert, and you'll hydrate some more. 401 00:24:11,163 --> 00:24:12,596 And you will be ready. 402 00:24:13,265 --> 00:24:17,292 You will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness... 403 00:24:17,503 --> 00:24:19,266 and one day soon... 404 00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:22,705 Saddam Hussein is gonna regret pulling this sorry shit. 405 00:24:22,775 --> 00:24:23,764 Ooh-rah! 406 00:24:24,143 --> 00:24:26,168 We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass! 407 00:24:26,245 --> 00:24:27,234 408 00:24:27,412 --> 00:24:28,811 What did you say? 409 00:24:29,114 --> 00:24:31,105 We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass, sir! 410 00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:32,445 Oh, hell, son. 411 00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,952 What, you gonna win the Medal of Honor all by yourself? 412 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:36,920 What's the rest of my battalion gonna do? 413 00:24:36,989 --> 00:24:38,650 Kick some Iraqi ass! 414 00:24:38,724 --> 00:24:40,817 You know, I think it's time for me to retire. 415 00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:43,157 I can't hear a fucking thing! 416 00:24:43,328 --> 00:24:44,989 Kick some Iraqi ass! 417 00:24:45,063 --> 00:24:47,793 Oh, boys, I just got a hard-on! 418 00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:49,427 419 00:25:09,555 --> 00:25:12,547 Man, this defensive position shit sucks, huh? 420 00:25:12,624 --> 00:25:14,285 We need to get out of this shit hole soon. 421 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,724 I need to shoot something! 422 00:25:15,794 --> 00:25:18,024 You're gonna get all you want soon enough. 423 00:25:18,096 --> 00:25:19,723 First to fucking fight! 424 00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:22,592 Yeah. For what? 425 00:25:23,669 --> 00:25:26,638 I've been around these old white fuckers all my life. 426 00:25:26,705 --> 00:25:28,832 They got their fat hands in Arab oil. 427 00:25:28,907 --> 00:25:31,068 The motherfuckers drink it like it's beer. 428 00:25:31,143 --> 00:25:33,077 That's why we're here, to protect their profits. 429 00:25:33,145 --> 00:25:35,613 You're full of shit. He's full of shit. 430 00:25:35,681 --> 00:25:38,650 Who do you think gave Saddam all his fucking weapons? 431 00:25:39,184 --> 00:25:40,208 We did! 432 00:25:40,285 --> 00:25:43,220 Fuck politics, all right? We're here. 433 00:25:43,622 --> 00:25:45,283 All the rest is bullshit. 434 00:25:45,357 --> 00:25:46,483 Yeah. 435 00:26:02,241 --> 00:26:03,572 436 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,545 Everyone else is unpacking, man. 437 00:26:18,357 --> 00:26:19,824 I'm taking a break. 438 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,354 What you got? 439 00:26:23,795 --> 00:26:24,819 Photos. 440 00:26:24,897 --> 00:26:27,388 She's hot. Yours? Yes, man. 441 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:29,693 You better shoot yourself in the foot... 442 00:26:29,768 --> 00:26:31,463 and get a ticket home... 443 00:26:31,536 --> 00:26:33,697 because Jodies are gonna be all over her! 444 00:26:33,772 --> 00:26:36,036 Look at her! Ain't she an animal! 445 00:26:36,108 --> 00:26:37,541 They won't leave her alone! 446 00:26:37,609 --> 00:26:39,668 That's nice for a white chick, man. Thank you, man. 447 00:26:39,745 --> 00:26:40,803 Nice? Come on. 448 00:26:40,879 --> 00:26:43,245 I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from. 449 00:26:43,315 --> 00:26:44,509 All right, all right, all right. 450 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:45,914 This is hardcore right here. 451 00:26:45,984 --> 00:26:48,475 This is close to porn. Let me see that one. Let me see. 452 00:26:48,553 --> 00:26:50,077 She's got a baby fist down here. 453 00:26:50,389 --> 00:26:52,152 Dream on, brothers, dream on. 454 00:26:52,224 --> 00:26:55,455 I'm storing that for later, man. I'm storing it for later. 455 00:26:55,627 --> 00:26:58,187 Hey, y'all horny fucks wanna see a beautiful woman? 456 00:26:58,263 --> 00:26:59,890 Yeah! Let's see it. Let's see it. 457 00:26:59,965 --> 00:27:01,694 Give it up! Check this out. 458 00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:03,598 Yeah, boy! Give it up, give it up. 459 00:27:03,669 --> 00:27:04,761 No, no, no. 460 00:27:04,836 --> 00:27:07,134 Oh, no! Please don't love me! 461 00:27:07,205 --> 00:27:09,833 Now, tell them how many tortillas she had before that picture. 462 00:27:09,908 --> 00:27:11,466 463 00:27:12,277 --> 00:27:14,040 Hey, she's pregnant, man. 464 00:27:16,915 --> 00:27:18,610 That's why she's so beautiful, man. 465 00:27:18,684 --> 00:27:20,515 This is what it's all about right here, man. 466 00:27:20,585 --> 00:27:22,314 Hey, fuck you guys! 467 00:27:22,387 --> 00:27:23,445 Married guys. 468 00:27:23,522 --> 00:27:26,958 I'm telling you, married guys lose brain cells by the billions. 469 00:27:27,025 --> 00:27:28,617 If the Corps wanted you to have a wife... 470 00:27:28,694 --> 00:27:29,922 they would have issued you one. 471 00:27:29,995 --> 00:27:32,327 Yeah, they would have issued you one. 472 00:27:32,864 --> 00:27:34,092 Yeah! 473 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,765 No family photos, Swofford? 474 00:27:38,804 --> 00:27:41,364 Hey, can I see your pictures? Yeah, sure, man. 475 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,566 Thanks. 476 00:27:44,309 --> 00:27:45,298 Fergus, right? 477 00:27:45,644 --> 00:27:46,633 Yeah. 478 00:27:49,915 --> 00:27:51,007 She have her own clothes? 479 00:27:53,452 --> 00:27:56,216 Well, ain't this cozy as fuck? You guys get settled in? 480 00:27:56,288 --> 00:27:57,687 Yes, Staff Sergeant! 481 00:27:57,756 --> 00:28:00,884 Well, if you're not too busy... Gas! Gas! Gas! 482 00:28:00,959 --> 00:28:03,450 Right now! I'm talking about gas! Let's go! Let's move it! 483 00:28:03,528 --> 00:28:05,120 Come on, guys, what the fuck are you doing? 484 00:28:05,197 --> 00:28:06,664 Let's go! Get it on! 485 00:28:06,732 --> 00:28:08,097 Right now your dicks are falling off! 486 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,293 Your skin is bubble wrap! Let's go! Move it! 487 00:28:10,369 --> 00:28:12,496 You sorry motherfuckers, I told you, "Don't get lazy." 488 00:28:12,571 --> 00:28:15,165 Didn't I tell you not to get lazy? Let's go! 489 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,504 Let's go. What are you doing? 490 00:28:17,576 --> 00:28:20,044 That's your fucking sleeping bag, you moron! Let's go! 491 00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,579 It's been 30 seconds. 492 00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:24,005 What the fuck are you doing? Get it on! 493 00:28:24,082 --> 00:28:25,879 You stay ready, you ain't got to get ready! 494 00:28:25,951 --> 00:28:29,352 You nasty motherfuckers are so lazy! I told you to stay on point! 495 00:28:29,521 --> 00:28:32,513 That's 45 seconds! What you doing? What you doing? 496 00:28:32,591 --> 00:28:34,456 You better get your motherfucking ass in gear! 497 00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:36,585 You gonna be the first motherfucker I kick up in the ass. 498 00:28:36,661 --> 00:28:37,889 Get it on! I'm trying! 499 00:28:37,963 --> 00:28:39,328 They packed mine wrong! 500 00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:42,196 Retarded motherfuckers, let's go! Put it on! 501 00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:45,566 Let's go! Stop! Stop it right now! 502 00:28:47,706 --> 00:28:48,968 Luke. 503 00:28:49,508 --> 00:28:52,272 Come over to the dark side, Luke. 504 00:28:52,344 --> 00:28:55,609 55 seconds. You're all dead. 505 00:28:56,581 --> 00:28:57,878 And since you're all dead... 506 00:28:57,949 --> 00:29:00,315 I guess you wouldn't mind taking a little run in these suits. 507 00:29:00,385 --> 00:29:01,477 Let's go! 508 00:29:01,686 --> 00:29:03,620 509 00:29:08,927 --> 00:29:09,985 510 00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:11,552 Swofford, if you don't pick it up... 511 00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:13,757 I'm gonna shoot you in your fucking foot! Move it! 512 00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:17,127 The price of crude oil has nearly doubled. 513 00:29:17,202 --> 00:29:19,636 President Bush sends in more troops. 514 00:29:21,373 --> 00:29:25,309 Us, six times a day, we gather for formation. 515 00:29:25,377 --> 00:29:26,969 Drink it down, all of it. 516 00:29:27,045 --> 00:29:28,239 And we hydrate. 517 00:29:28,313 --> 00:29:29,712 Now, hold them up. 518 00:29:33,952 --> 00:29:35,783 We patrol the empty desert. 519 00:29:35,854 --> 00:29:36,980 Get down! 520 00:29:39,991 --> 00:29:41,515 And we dehydrate. 521 00:29:46,098 --> 00:29:47,292 522 00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:49,966 We throw hand grenades... 523 00:29:51,269 --> 00:29:52,531 into nowhere. 524 00:29:53,538 --> 00:29:56,268 We navigate imaginary minefields. 525 00:30:03,081 --> 00:30:05,982 We fire at nothing. 526 00:30:06,218 --> 00:30:07,480 527 00:30:07,986 --> 00:30:09,476 And we hydrate some more. 528 00:30:09,554 --> 00:30:11,681 You will hydrate till I get full. 529 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,058 There you go. Hold it down. 530 00:30:14,659 --> 00:30:16,092 Now, hold them up. 531 00:30:20,365 --> 00:30:21,764 532 00:30:24,536 --> 00:30:27,334 And we look north, towards the border... 533 00:30:28,507 --> 00:30:30,236 and we wait for them. 534 00:30:30,876 --> 00:30:32,434 This is our labor. 535 00:30:33,411 --> 00:30:34,537 We wait. 536 00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:37,107 I got one! A white one! 537 00:30:38,316 --> 00:30:39,749 Master race. 538 00:30:39,851 --> 00:30:40,840 539 00:30:41,753 --> 00:30:44,347 Check her out. It's beautiful. 540 00:30:45,056 --> 00:30:48,025 Chango's reign of terror is over! Over! 541 00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:49,785 542 00:30:49,861 --> 00:30:51,829 Come on! 543 00:30:52,464 --> 00:30:54,329 It's over, you fucking pussy, Chango. 544 00:30:54,399 --> 00:30:55,923 Chango, come on. 545 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:58,970 Hey, come on, Chango. Come on, Chango! 546 00:30:59,738 --> 00:31:01,330 547 00:31:01,907 --> 00:31:03,636 Now you're gonna see a fight, kid! 548 00:31:04,543 --> 00:31:06,841 Come on! Come on! 549 00:31:06,978 --> 00:31:08,309 550 00:31:08,647 --> 00:31:10,512 Come on, whitey! 551 00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:13,942 Come on. Come on. 552 00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:16,413 Come on! Come on! 553 00:31:19,124 --> 00:31:21,752 Pay me my money, motherfuckers! 554 00:31:22,594 --> 00:31:23,925 All right! 555 00:31:24,796 --> 00:31:27,230 I told you, I told you! 556 00:31:30,435 --> 00:31:32,733 Go, Chango! 557 00:31:34,339 --> 00:31:41,074 Chango! Chango! Chango! 558 00:31:43,114 --> 00:31:45,048 559 00:31:55,293 --> 00:31:56,885 Fucking asshole. 560 00:32:24,723 --> 00:32:27,089 Suggested techniques for the Marine to use... 561 00:32:27,158 --> 00:32:29,786 in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness: 562 00:32:30,629 --> 00:32:31,789 Masturbation... 563 00:32:33,231 --> 00:32:36,223 rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends... 564 00:32:37,769 --> 00:32:39,430 cleaning your rifle... 565 00:32:40,672 --> 00:32:42,640 further masturbation... 566 00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:45,735 rewiring Walkmen... 567 00:32:46,278 --> 00:32:49,247 arguing about religion and meaning of life... 568 00:32:50,415 --> 00:32:54,374 discussing in detail every woman the Marine has ever fucked... 569 00:32:55,287 --> 00:32:58,814 debating differences, such as Cuban versus Mexican... 570 00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:01,282 Harleys versus Hondas... 571 00:33:01,526 --> 00:33:04,256 left- versus right-handed masturbation... 572 00:33:05,897 --> 00:33:07,831 further cleaning of rifle... 573 00:33:07,899 --> 00:33:10,925 studying of Filipino mail-order bride catalog... 574 00:33:11,536 --> 00:33:13,128 further masturbation... 575 00:33:13,505 --> 00:33:16,474 planning of Marine's first meal on return home... 576 00:33:17,609 --> 00:33:19,270 imagining what the Marine's girlfriend... 577 00:33:19,344 --> 00:33:21,676 and her man Jody are doing in the hay... 578 00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:24,047 or in the alley... 579 00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:27,108 or in a hotel bed. 580 00:33:33,391 --> 00:33:35,052 Is she up there yet? What? 581 00:33:35,126 --> 00:33:36,354 Get the fuck off me, man. 582 00:33:36,428 --> 00:33:38,362 Don't worry, she will be. She'll be right there. 583 00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:41,194 She's gonna look beautiful up there. Yeah. Thank you. 584 00:33:46,604 --> 00:33:48,834 I wonder what she's doing right now. 585 00:33:51,109 --> 00:33:52,599 No way to know. 586 00:34:00,118 --> 00:34:01,415 Now, here are the rules. 587 00:34:01,486 --> 00:34:03,716 When you talk to these reporters, you do not get specific. 588 00:34:03,788 --> 00:34:05,949 Tell them that there's no better shooters in the world... 589 00:34:06,024 --> 00:34:07,252 than Marine snipers. 590 00:34:07,325 --> 00:34:09,384 Tell them that you're happy to be here. 591 00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,520 You're proud of the mission. All right? 592 00:34:11,596 --> 00:34:13,826 And you can't wait to mash the fuck out of these Iraqis. 593 00:34:13,898 --> 00:34:15,923 Anything other than that comes out of your mouth... 594 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,989 I get fucked up. 595 00:34:17,068 --> 00:34:18,899 And if I get fucked up, I'm gonna fuck you up. 596 00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:20,494 Take your shirts off. Show your muscles. 597 00:34:20,572 --> 00:34:22,631 You've been working out. This is censorship. 598 00:34:22,707 --> 00:34:24,299 This is what? Censorship. 599 00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:26,810 You're telling us what we can and can't say to the press. 600 00:34:26,878 --> 00:34:27,902 That's un-American. 601 00:34:27,979 --> 00:34:30,345 Yeah, what about freedom of speech? The Constitution? 602 00:34:30,415 --> 00:34:33,179 No, you signed a contract. You don't have any rights. 603 00:34:33,718 --> 00:34:36,243 You got any complaints, you complain to Saddam Insane... 604 00:34:36,321 --> 00:34:37,549 and you see if he gives a fuck. 605 00:34:37,622 --> 00:34:39,852 Why, that's exactly what Saddam Hussein does. 606 00:34:39,924 --> 00:34:41,949 You're treating us the same way. 607 00:34:42,227 --> 00:34:43,854 You are a Marine. 608 00:34:43,928 --> 00:34:46,522 There's no such thing as speech that is free. 609 00:34:46,598 --> 00:34:48,930 You must pay for everything that you say. 610 00:34:50,068 --> 00:34:51,695 We're rolling. Sound, speed. 611 00:34:53,271 --> 00:34:55,262 You're a Marine here in Saudi Arabia. 612 00:34:58,243 --> 00:35:00,211 Are you glad to be here? 613 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,846 Oh, yes, ma'am, I'm glad to be here. 614 00:35:05,884 --> 00:35:08,352 My uncle and my father served in Vietnam... 615 00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,081 so I'm proud to serve my country here. 616 00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:12,146 I have supreme confidence in all my leaders... 617 00:35:12,223 --> 00:35:14,851 you know, from my team leader to my President. 618 00:35:15,326 --> 00:35:17,453 I'm very proud to serve my country, yeah. 619 00:35:17,529 --> 00:35:19,156 So, who's waiting for you back home? 620 00:35:21,299 --> 00:35:23,665 Can I give a message to my brother? Sure. 621 00:35:24,836 --> 00:35:27,930 Tim, hey. He's gonna get this? Uh-huh. 622 00:35:28,306 --> 00:35:30,001 Tim! What's up? 623 00:35:30,074 --> 00:35:33,407 I got your letter, man, and you are a maniac. 624 00:35:34,012 --> 00:35:35,001 625 00:35:35,246 --> 00:35:38,010 You're crazy. He'll understand that. 626 00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:40,984 You're a Marine here in Saudi Arabia. 627 00:35:42,153 --> 00:35:44,678 How do you hope the Kuwaitis will greet you? 628 00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:53,321 How do you feel about the Iraqis? 629 00:35:53,398 --> 00:35:57,266 They're the enemy. Do you have nightmares about them? 630 00:35:57,335 --> 00:35:58,597 How do you... 631 00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:00,259 632 00:36:01,673 --> 00:36:03,607 I love it out here. This is what I want. 633 00:36:05,243 --> 00:36:07,234 'Cause I count for something. 634 00:36:07,545 --> 00:36:08,944 Back home... 635 00:36:09,414 --> 00:36:12,713 I'd be working some nowhere job. Nobody would even know I was alive. 636 00:36:14,752 --> 00:36:17,243 "We burn the fat off our souls." 637 00:36:18,556 --> 00:36:20,319 Hemingway, he said that. 638 00:36:21,226 --> 00:36:23,251 Who's waiting for you back home? 639 00:36:26,698 --> 00:36:27,687 640 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:31,832 Well, you know, I have a girlfriend waiting for me. 641 00:36:33,538 --> 00:36:35,972 Anything you'd like to say to her? 642 00:36:42,013 --> 00:36:43,674 Yeah, sure. Yeah. 643 00:36:45,984 --> 00:36:47,212 Hi, Kristina. 644 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,114 Here we are. 645 00:36:50,288 --> 00:36:51,585 646 00:36:55,193 --> 00:36:56,751 Are you scared? 647 00:36:57,962 --> 00:37:00,021 Yes, ma'am, I'm very happy to be here. 648 00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:03,099 I love my country. 649 00:37:04,035 --> 00:37:06,333 I miss my parents. Hey, Mom, hey, Dad. 650 00:37:07,839 --> 00:37:09,067 They're treating me all right here. 651 00:37:10,575 --> 00:37:13,203 It was an opportunity for me to defend America... 652 00:37:15,013 --> 00:37:18,414 the country which has given freedom to me and to my family. 653 00:37:18,783 --> 00:37:23,277 And it is an honor to fight for that freedom. 654 00:37:23,488 --> 00:37:24,819 To defend my country... 655 00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:27,821 and to serve my country... 656 00:37:27,892 --> 00:37:30,690 and to learn skills to eventually go into law enforcement. 657 00:37:31,095 --> 00:37:32,460 Are you scared? 658 00:37:33,798 --> 00:37:34,924 Look... 659 00:37:37,201 --> 00:37:38,725 I'm 20 years old... 660 00:37:38,803 --> 00:37:41,033 and I was dumb enough to sign a contract. 661 00:37:41,973 --> 00:37:44,237 I can hear their fucking bombs already. 662 00:37:47,011 --> 00:37:48,638 I can hear their bombs. 663 00:37:49,314 --> 00:37:51,179 And I'm fucking scared, yeah. 664 00:37:54,485 --> 00:37:57,215 Don't tell my Staff Sergeant, though, all right? 665 00:37:58,489 --> 00:38:00,753 So in case of a chemical attack... 666 00:38:00,825 --> 00:38:03,225 what provisions do your men have for that? 667 00:38:04,162 --> 00:38:06,790 This is what we call the NBC suits. 668 00:38:06,864 --> 00:38:09,560 That's nuclear-biological - chemical protective suits. 669 00:38:09,634 --> 00:38:12,125 We also have a mask. This is the M17 A1 mask... 670 00:38:12,203 --> 00:38:13,761 which is fitted with a drinking tube... 671 00:38:13,838 --> 00:38:15,999 so these guys can drink from their canteens... 672 00:38:16,074 --> 00:38:17,336 without taking off their masks. 673 00:38:17,408 --> 00:38:18,705 Oh, really? Want to try it? 674 00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:21,768 No, thanks, but can I hold it? Yeah, sure. 675 00:38:21,879 --> 00:38:23,642 It's heavy. Yeah, it is. 676 00:38:23,715 --> 00:38:25,979 But you know, we need these in order to protect us. 677 00:38:26,050 --> 00:38:27,711 They fight with all this in all this heat? 678 00:38:27,785 --> 00:38:30,083 Yes, they do. They fight with it and... 679 00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:33,419 As a matter of fact, let me give you a small demonstration of that. 680 00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:37,084 Kruger, get rid of the ball. 681 00:38:37,528 --> 00:38:39,018 Get rid of the ball. 682 00:38:39,397 --> 00:38:41,365 Kruger! Get rid of the fucking ball. 683 00:38:41,432 --> 00:38:42,763 Ball. Fuck. 684 00:38:42,834 --> 00:38:44,233 Give me the ball. 685 00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:48,100 All right, listen up, guys, today is your lucky day. 686 00:38:48,172 --> 00:38:52,199 These reporters want to see how your NBC suits work. 687 00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:55,543 All right, so we're gonna continue this little football game... 688 00:38:55,613 --> 00:38:57,080 in full chemical gear. 689 00:38:57,148 --> 00:38:58,172 690 00:38:58,249 --> 00:39:00,945 That's right. Come on, let's go. It's 112 degrees. 691 00:39:01,019 --> 00:39:04,147 Then I guess you won't be needing your parkas, will you? 692 00:39:04,222 --> 00:39:05,382 Let's play! 693 00:39:05,456 --> 00:39:06,980 694 00:39:08,793 --> 00:39:09,817 695 00:39:09,894 --> 00:39:13,193 I'm gonna hurt you, Swoff. I'm gonna hurt you so bad. 696 00:39:13,264 --> 00:39:14,492 Do you like pain? 697 00:39:14,565 --> 00:39:15,657 Hut! 698 00:39:16,868 --> 00:39:19,530 Swoff! Where's the fucking ball? 699 00:39:20,705 --> 00:39:22,332 Swofford, what is that? 700 00:39:22,407 --> 00:39:25,376 Swofford, I guess you call that using your head, huh? 701 00:39:25,576 --> 00:39:26,907 Using his head. 702 00:39:34,252 --> 00:39:35,241 Hut. 703 00:39:35,687 --> 00:39:36,711 704 00:39:39,323 --> 00:39:40,312 Hut! 705 00:39:45,196 --> 00:39:47,391 706 00:39:47,498 --> 00:39:49,693 707 00:39:52,637 --> 00:39:54,002 Cortez! 708 00:40:06,317 --> 00:40:08,512 Fuck you! Fuck you, bitch! 709 00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:14,385 Who got me? Who got me? No, no, I want him. 710 00:40:14,459 --> 00:40:17,053 You want the Mexican leprechaun? Well, let's take him. 711 00:40:17,128 --> 00:40:19,062 Yeah, I'll take the fucking midget. 712 00:40:19,130 --> 00:40:22,065 I'm the midget? Let's go, you squishy-faced retard. 713 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,661 Don't you ever call me a squishy-face. 714 00:40:24,736 --> 00:40:27,864 Squishy-face. Let's go, baby, squishy-face! 715 00:40:27,939 --> 00:40:30,305 Let's go, squishy-face. Motherfucker! 716 00:40:30,408 --> 00:40:32,433 717 00:40:37,048 --> 00:40:38,106 718 00:40:38,182 --> 00:40:40,116 All right, that's it! That's halftime! 719 00:40:40,184 --> 00:40:42,209 Put the masks back on. Bring the water. 720 00:40:42,286 --> 00:40:44,254 We're gonna further this demonstration. 721 00:40:44,355 --> 00:40:46,949 Men, these M17 A1 drinking tubes... 722 00:40:47,024 --> 00:40:50,118 are designed to work perfectly with your canteen and your mask. 723 00:40:50,194 --> 00:40:51,286 Take the narrow part of the tube... 724 00:40:51,362 --> 00:40:52,829 with your fingers extended and joined... 725 00:40:52,897 --> 00:40:54,956 and place it into the appropriate receptacle... 726 00:40:55,032 --> 00:40:57,557 on the canteen lid. The lid on my canteen's fucked. 727 00:40:57,635 --> 00:40:59,933 Watch your mouth. I got another one for you right there. 728 00:41:00,004 --> 00:41:01,995 My hydration tube is busted, Staff Sergeant. 729 00:41:02,073 --> 00:41:04,871 We're gonna die of dehydration. We're not gonna die. Just cool it. 730 00:41:04,942 --> 00:41:07,206 Staff Sergeant, my drinking tube fell off... 731 00:41:07,278 --> 00:41:09,371 at the gas chamber at Pendleton. It's been four months... 732 00:41:09,447 --> 00:41:11,938 I understand that, and I want everybody to understand this! 733 00:41:12,016 --> 00:41:15,144 Fucking piece of shit! And I want you to play fucking ball! 734 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:18,086 Oh, that's a peach, baby! Go! 735 00:41:18,623 --> 00:41:20,523 736 00:41:27,565 --> 00:41:29,157 Kruger of Arabia! 737 00:41:30,902 --> 00:41:33,700 Kruger, field fuck. Field fuck? 738 00:41:36,107 --> 00:41:38,075 Field fuck! 739 00:41:38,142 --> 00:41:40,906 It's just good old American... 740 00:41:41,045 --> 00:41:42,376 741 00:41:42,446 --> 00:41:43,538 Shit. 742 00:41:44,182 --> 00:41:47,174 Stop it. Stop it, you assholes. Stop it! 743 00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:48,647 Put your clothes on! 744 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,050 Come on, bring the camera. 745 00:41:50,388 --> 00:41:53,585 You're gonna put your clothes on and quit acting like monkeys. 746 00:41:53,658 --> 00:41:57,389 You stupid motherfuckers. Put your clothes on, assholes! 747 00:41:57,495 --> 00:41:58,928 748 00:41:58,996 --> 00:42:00,486 Come on. 749 00:42:00,565 --> 00:42:03,056 Let's go check out the artillery and everything. 750 00:42:03,134 --> 00:42:04,692 Field what? He said "field fun." 751 00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:07,636 That's one of the exercises that we run here in the field. 752 00:42:17,014 --> 00:42:18,208 The armory. 753 00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:22,075 Why don't we have a look at that? Yeah, let's... 754 00:42:23,221 --> 00:42:25,917 755 00:42:31,596 --> 00:42:34,497 756 00:42:34,565 --> 00:42:36,260 Come back soon, now, you hear? 757 00:42:50,581 --> 00:42:52,310 I don't hear you laughing now. 758 00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:55,715 759 00:42:57,221 --> 00:42:59,348 I can't hear you. 760 00:43:04,328 --> 00:43:06,853 That's better. Sounds jovial. 761 00:43:08,733 --> 00:43:10,633 Platoon! Atten-hut! 762 00:43:13,804 --> 00:43:16,705 Lance Corporal Swofford! Yes, Staff Sergeant! 763 00:43:16,774 --> 00:43:20,039 On top of the world, huh? Yes, Staff Sergeant! 764 00:43:20,845 --> 00:43:22,608 Well, I have more important things to do... 765 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,240 like play with my balls. 766 00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:27,545 But guess what, you guys are scheduled... 767 00:43:27,618 --> 00:43:29,882 for a little two-day vacation back in the rear... 768 00:43:29,954 --> 00:43:31,546 so I suggest you get your shit together. 769 00:43:33,157 --> 00:43:36,024 You can start by taking all that down. 770 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,618 Fuck! 771 00:43:37,895 --> 00:43:39,157 Yeah, whatever. 772 00:43:39,630 --> 00:43:41,291 773 00:43:46,304 --> 00:43:47,999 Come on, Swoff, pack up. 774 00:43:48,372 --> 00:43:50,237 Your mommy again, Fergie. 775 00:43:50,308 --> 00:43:52,868 What are you listening to? My mom's Christmas tape. 776 00:43:52,944 --> 00:43:54,104 You're a retard. 777 00:43:55,246 --> 00:43:57,407 Fergus, you and your mom got fire watch tonight. 778 00:43:57,481 --> 00:43:58,641 2200 to 0200. 779 00:43:58,716 --> 00:44:00,411 Man, that's two straight weeks. 780 00:44:00,551 --> 00:44:01,779 Why does it have to be me? 781 00:44:02,787 --> 00:44:05,278 'Cause you're so boot. You are boot. 782 00:44:05,356 --> 00:44:06,448 Oh, yeah. 783 00:44:07,591 --> 00:44:10,526 That's the third fucking time, man. What's that? 784 00:44:10,594 --> 00:44:12,152 I just want it to say "no preference." 785 00:44:12,229 --> 00:44:13,696 Is that so fucking hard? 786 00:44:13,764 --> 00:44:16,528 What difference does it make? God knows you're "no preference." 787 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,465 At least they got the blood type right. 788 00:44:18,536 --> 00:44:22,563 I mean, which would you rather get? The wrong prayer or the wrong blood? 789 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,167 One lonely pink letter from Sacramento. 790 00:44:27,111 --> 00:44:30,080 Kristina. I wonder what she's up to? 791 00:44:30,147 --> 00:44:32,138 Now, I dare you... 792 00:44:33,184 --> 00:44:34,947 Go jerk off outside. 793 00:44:38,622 --> 00:44:40,749 Oh, my God. What? 794 00:44:41,425 --> 00:44:43,359 Oh, my God, man, I have a son! 795 00:44:43,961 --> 00:44:45,690 I got a fucking son, man! 796 00:44:45,896 --> 00:44:48,456 I got a little boy! Let's see. 797 00:44:48,532 --> 00:44:50,432 Look at that cute kid. 798 00:44:50,968 --> 00:44:54,131 You better check the mailman, bro. This baby's a gringo, man. 799 00:44:54,805 --> 00:44:57,774 No way. That's definitely Montezuma Jr. 800 00:44:57,875 --> 00:45:00,844 I don't care, as long as he's not a Cuban with a little dick. 801 00:45:00,911 --> 00:45:03,505 Cortez, can I see him? 802 00:45:04,315 --> 00:45:05,805 Here you go, Pinko. 803 00:45:09,587 --> 00:45:11,282 He's beautiful, man. 804 00:45:11,355 --> 00:45:13,289 805 00:45:14,759 --> 00:45:16,659 I'll put my little boy up. 806 00:45:17,395 --> 00:45:19,056 Doesn't look good. 807 00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:25,234 Kristina has a new friend, man. She got a new friend? 808 00:45:26,003 --> 00:45:30,497 He's the night manager at her hotel, and she says he's a good listener. 809 00:45:31,942 --> 00:45:35,207 Man! This is getting worse. He's fucked, man. 810 00:45:35,279 --> 00:45:37,645 Oh, I told you. I told you. 811 00:45:37,715 --> 00:45:39,945 She's one of those girls with a military fetish. 812 00:45:40,017 --> 00:45:43,248 Yeah, and she's getting off when she tells the Jody... 813 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,719 that her boyfriend's a jarhead. 814 00:45:44,789 --> 00:45:46,723 Yeah, man, fuck. All right, fuck off. 815 00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:49,919 I can see it. I can see it now. She works in a hotel. 816 00:45:50,327 --> 00:45:52,318 She goes into a vacant room, right? 817 00:45:52,396 --> 00:45:56,924 Grabs onto the pole and goes, "Jody! Jody! Six-foot-four!" 818 00:45:57,068 --> 00:45:58,262 Hey, hey, hey. 819 00:45:58,335 --> 00:46:00,132 Go pull the legs off a spider. 820 00:46:00,938 --> 00:46:01,996 Okay, Corporal. 821 00:46:02,073 --> 00:46:03,904 Hey, Swoff. That's right. Cheer up, man. 822 00:46:03,974 --> 00:46:05,999 We heading back to the rear. We'll get some AC... 823 00:46:06,077 --> 00:46:08,875 shit in a flush toilet, you can use the phone. 824 00:46:09,246 --> 00:46:11,544 I'm gonna call her. You fucking A. 825 00:46:12,316 --> 00:46:14,841 Even if she is fucking someone else. 826 00:46:17,455 --> 00:46:20,015 Root beer shower! No more monkey ass! 827 00:46:20,091 --> 00:46:21,888 828 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:23,891 Root beer shower! 829 00:46:23,994 --> 00:46:25,552 830 00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:28,325 What? Where are you going? To work. 831 00:46:28,399 --> 00:46:29,730 Where you going? 832 00:46:30,668 --> 00:46:33,000 Hey, look, it's a cock, but smaller. 833 00:46:34,905 --> 00:46:36,805 834 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:47,708 835 00:46:55,159 --> 00:46:59,220 836 00:47:00,464 --> 00:47:01,590 Fuck! 837 00:47:07,805 --> 00:47:08,999 Fuck! 838 00:47:17,548 --> 00:47:18,742 Hello? 839 00:47:18,816 --> 00:47:20,875 Kris, it's me. 840 00:47:21,085 --> 00:47:23,645 Hello? Hello. 841 00:47:24,455 --> 00:47:26,218 Oh, my God, Tony. 842 00:47:26,957 --> 00:47:29,755 How are you? I'm good. How are you? 843 00:47:30,027 --> 00:47:31,051 844 00:47:31,128 --> 00:47:32,459 Missing you. 845 00:47:32,530 --> 00:47:34,498 I'm all right. I'm missing you, too. 846 00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:37,295 I saw your mom. We went to visit your sister. 847 00:47:37,368 --> 00:47:39,336 How is she? Your mom? 848 00:47:39,737 --> 00:47:41,068 No, Rini. 849 00:47:41,639 --> 00:47:44,631 She's doing better. She's doing really good. 850 00:47:45,442 --> 00:47:47,774 So this guy... Did you get the pictures? 851 00:47:47,845 --> 00:47:50,211 Yeah, I got them. They're great. 852 00:47:50,514 --> 00:47:52,311 Did you see the one of you and me? 853 00:47:52,383 --> 00:47:54,647 The guy at the hotel... Who? 854 00:47:57,221 --> 00:47:59,519 How well do you know him, Kris? 855 00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:04,621 Who, Carl? He's just a friend. 856 00:48:06,096 --> 00:48:08,087 How well do you know him? 857 00:48:08,866 --> 00:48:11,334 Tony, he's just a friend. 858 00:48:15,906 --> 00:48:17,874 Hello? Yeah, I'm here. 859 00:48:18,609 --> 00:48:20,509 Hello? Kris? 860 00:48:21,111 --> 00:48:22,806 Tony? I'm here. 861 00:48:23,047 --> 00:48:24,514 Tony! Kris? 862 00:48:25,382 --> 00:48:26,940 God. Kris? 863 00:48:28,752 --> 00:48:31,414 864 00:49:10,761 --> 00:49:11,750 865 00:49:41,392 --> 00:49:42,723 866 00:49:45,963 --> 00:49:47,692 867 00:49:50,501 --> 00:49:53,163 You were making some pretty weird sounds, man. 868 00:50:00,044 --> 00:50:02,604 Dettman's wife sent him Deer Hunter. 869 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,004 Let's go watch it. 870 00:50:05,249 --> 00:50:06,614 871 00:50:08,352 --> 00:50:09,546 Put it on! 872 00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:11,713 Shut up, Fowler, you fucking shit bird! 873 00:50:11,789 --> 00:50:13,051 Shut the fuck up. 874 00:50:13,457 --> 00:50:14,981 You shut up already. 875 00:50:15,959 --> 00:50:17,221 Yeah! 876 00:50:17,328 --> 00:50:18,317 877 00:50:18,562 --> 00:50:21,258 Get your boot off my fucking chair, you fucking boot. 878 00:50:22,299 --> 00:50:24,631 Rude motherfucker, Swoff. 879 00:50:28,038 --> 00:50:29,403 880 00:50:29,473 --> 00:50:32,408 881 00:50:39,483 --> 00:50:40,950 What the fuck? 882 00:50:44,455 --> 00:50:45,945 That's my wife. 883 00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:49,585 That's my fucking wife! 884 00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:52,290 Oh, fuck. That's my wife. 885 00:50:53,130 --> 00:50:55,325 That's Clancey. That's my fucking neighbor. 886 00:50:55,399 --> 00:50:57,697 I lent him my fucking car. That's my wife. 887 00:50:59,002 --> 00:51:00,697 That's my fucking wife! 888 00:51:00,771 --> 00:51:01,897 889 00:51:01,972 --> 00:51:03,439 You fucking bitch! 890 00:51:03,507 --> 00:51:06,499 No! You slut! No! 891 00:51:06,577 --> 00:51:07,703 Fuck! 892 00:51:08,679 --> 00:51:09,703 893 00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:11,907 You don't need to see this shit. Oh, fuck, baby. 894 00:51:11,982 --> 00:51:14,314 You don't need to see this. Swoff, come on. 895 00:51:14,385 --> 00:51:17,081 Take him outside. Come on, Dettman. Come on. 896 00:51:22,559 --> 00:51:24,584 Fuck! I wanna go home! 897 00:51:26,397 --> 00:51:27,659 I wanna go home. 898 00:51:32,636 --> 00:51:34,331 Who's fucking around now, Brian? 899 00:51:34,405 --> 00:51:35,770 900 00:51:44,415 --> 00:51:46,576 Fucking faggot, man! Let's watch it again! 901 00:51:46,650 --> 00:51:49,084 902 00:51:51,955 --> 00:51:53,582 903 00:51:58,162 --> 00:51:59,823 That's enough! That's enough! 904 00:52:01,999 --> 00:52:05,400 No, no, no! Why? That's his fucking wife! 905 00:52:05,469 --> 00:52:06,697 906 00:52:07,204 --> 00:52:08,796 907 00:52:12,943 --> 00:52:14,137 No fun! 908 00:52:23,387 --> 00:52:24,581 What are you doing? 909 00:52:29,326 --> 00:52:31,385 I'm waiting for you to leave so I can watch it again. 910 00:52:32,663 --> 00:52:34,255 Why do you want to watch it again? 911 00:52:34,998 --> 00:52:36,932 I want to watch it again. 912 00:52:38,035 --> 00:52:39,093 Why? 913 00:52:43,307 --> 00:52:44,638 I want to see what it's like... 914 00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:47,541 to watch somebody else fuck your girlfriend. 915 00:52:54,751 --> 00:52:56,048 916 00:53:00,457 --> 00:53:02,789 Come on. Get your shit. 917 00:53:03,427 --> 00:53:05,418 Come on. We're going back. 918 00:53:20,577 --> 00:53:22,169 For most problems... 919 00:53:22,246 --> 00:53:24,237 the Marine is issued a solution. 920 00:53:25,282 --> 00:53:28,445 If ill, go to sickbay. 921 00:53:29,586 --> 00:53:32,612 If wounded, call corpsman. 922 00:53:33,590 --> 00:53:37,287 If dead, report to graves registration. 923 00:53:39,396 --> 00:53:41,523 If losing his mind, however... 924 00:53:42,366 --> 00:53:45,961 no standard solution exists. 925 00:53:47,237 --> 00:53:48,363 No... 926 00:53:49,006 --> 00:53:50,371 standard... 927 00:53:51,174 --> 00:53:52,471 solution... 928 00:53:53,510 --> 00:53:54,670 exists. 929 00:53:54,945 --> 00:53:57,778 What's up, buddy? Merry Christmas. Yeah. 930 00:53:58,282 --> 00:54:00,716 I hear you got some good shit. 931 00:54:01,418 --> 00:54:03,613 Fly, rumor, on winged feet. 932 00:54:03,954 --> 00:54:05,182 Here... 933 00:54:06,490 --> 00:54:07,787 read this. 934 00:54:08,592 --> 00:54:11,322 What is it? It's a love letter for the Major. 935 00:54:11,395 --> 00:54:13,386 I write all of his letters. 936 00:54:13,463 --> 00:54:16,296 "Dear sweet Gloria, I wish I was up in you now... 937 00:54:16,366 --> 00:54:18,561 "with a finger in your ass. 938 00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,899 "Love you, Captain Skinboat." 939 00:54:22,472 --> 00:54:24,804 I studied classics at Dartmouth. 940 00:54:25,142 --> 00:54:26,268 It's a good school. 941 00:54:28,879 --> 00:54:30,437 $40, five gallons. 942 00:54:31,548 --> 00:54:34,312 943 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:39,348 Hey, Swoff. Which way do I mount this? 944 00:54:40,657 --> 00:54:42,284 What does it say? 945 00:54:42,859 --> 00:54:45,225 "Front toward enemy." Oh, yeah. 946 00:54:46,563 --> 00:54:49,964 Got to be a clue. Thanks. Sorry. 947 00:54:51,134 --> 00:54:53,932 Fergus, you take my watch tonight, I'll pay you back. 948 00:54:54,004 --> 00:54:55,904 Not again. It's Christmas Eve. 949 00:54:55,973 --> 00:54:57,770 I'll send you out a fucking tree. 950 00:54:57,841 --> 00:55:00,332 Oh, great, a tree. Merry Christmas. 951 00:55:00,444 --> 00:55:01,433 952 00:55:01,511 --> 00:55:02,637 # I'll take you frame by frame it # 953 00:55:02,713 --> 00:55:04,544 # To have y'all jumpin' shall we sing it # 954 00:55:04,615 --> 00:55:07,243 # O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple # 955 00:55:07,317 --> 00:55:09,842 # The last P, well, that's not that simple # 956 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,410 # You down with OPP ## 957 00:55:11,555 --> 00:55:12,544 958 00:55:12,756 --> 00:55:16,055 959 00:55:24,935 --> 00:55:26,197 # The first two letters are the same # 960 00:55:26,269 --> 00:55:27,201 # The last is something different # 961 00:55:27,270 --> 00:55:29,602 # It's the longest, loveliest, leanest I call it the leanest # 962 00:55:29,673 --> 00:55:30,970 # It's another five letter word ## 963 00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:33,839 964 00:55:33,910 --> 00:55:36,310 965 00:55:45,389 --> 00:55:49,189 966 00:56:01,204 --> 00:56:02,193 967 00:56:02,339 --> 00:56:04,364 968 00:56:19,022 --> 00:56:20,512 Fucking killers! 969 00:56:20,957 --> 00:56:24,518 970 00:56:32,135 --> 00:56:33,159 Shit! 971 00:56:37,674 --> 00:56:38,663 Shit! 972 00:56:41,678 --> 00:56:43,202 973 00:56:45,615 --> 00:56:46,741 Shit. 974 00:56:49,453 --> 00:56:51,114 975 00:56:54,091 --> 00:56:55,319 Oh, shit! 976 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,323 977 00:56:58,395 --> 00:56:59,987 What the fuck? 978 00:57:01,131 --> 00:57:02,689 Come on! Now! 979 00:57:02,766 --> 00:57:04,631 Let's get some! 980 00:57:04,735 --> 00:57:06,703 981 00:57:07,537 --> 00:57:09,004 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 982 00:57:20,217 --> 00:57:21,582 What the fuck is that? 983 00:57:21,651 --> 00:57:24,711 It's time to do it all! It's time for me to... 984 00:57:33,130 --> 00:57:35,792 Sorry, guys. I'm really sorry. 985 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,563 It was my sausages. 986 00:57:49,212 --> 00:57:50,839 Fucker's fucked now. 987 00:57:56,553 --> 00:57:57,542 988 00:58:07,664 --> 00:58:10,656 So do you have all of that unauthorized beverage out of your system? 989 00:58:14,504 --> 00:58:16,131 Whose watch was that, Swofford? 990 00:58:19,209 --> 00:58:20,699 It was mine. It was yours. 991 00:58:20,777 --> 00:58:23,109 But since you don't know how to handle responsibility... 992 00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:24,875 we are demoting you. 993 00:58:25,782 --> 00:58:27,682 You are now a private. 994 00:58:30,287 --> 00:58:33,552 You think you're the only one that's bored around here? 995 00:58:34,891 --> 00:58:38,292 Because when this war begins, and it will begin... 996 00:58:38,361 --> 00:58:40,192 I don't want you covering my ass. 997 00:58:43,533 --> 00:58:45,228 So guess what's next? 998 00:58:48,305 --> 00:58:51,399 Instructions for the effective burning of shitters. 999 00:58:51,541 --> 00:58:53,475 The Marine will need the following: 1000 00:58:53,543 --> 00:58:56,637 One metal fence post, one pair of welder's gloves... 1001 00:58:56,713 --> 00:59:01,047 Five gallons of diesel fuel, and one box of matches. 1002 00:59:01,284 --> 00:59:02,808 Hold it right there, Marine. 1003 00:59:05,155 --> 00:59:08,522 So you are the fucking idiot who tried to burn down my camp. 1004 00:59:08,592 --> 00:59:09,752 Yes, sir. 1005 00:59:11,394 --> 00:59:13,191 Stick that back in there. 1006 00:59:13,263 --> 00:59:15,857 It's already full of diesel fuel, sir. 1007 00:59:17,567 --> 00:59:20,331 I don't care if it's full of Chanel No. 5. 1008 00:59:20,403 --> 00:59:23,201 I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory. 1009 00:59:24,574 --> 00:59:26,667 Stick that fucker back in there. 1010 00:59:33,550 --> 00:59:34,983 I'm waiting. 1011 00:59:35,051 --> 00:59:36,575 1012 00:59:42,792 --> 00:59:44,726 I left you a little gift in there. 1013 00:59:44,794 --> 00:59:47,024 Not too hard, not too soft. 1014 00:59:48,098 --> 00:59:49,326 Perfect. 1015 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,558 Thank you, sir. 1016 00:59:51,935 --> 00:59:53,698 Happy holidays, Private. 1017 01:00:26,102 --> 01:00:27,194 Done. 1018 01:00:28,705 --> 01:00:29,865 1019 01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:31,066 Done. 1020 01:00:31,141 --> 01:00:32,301 Again. 1021 01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:41,743 Again. 1022 01:00:47,724 --> 01:00:49,248 Done. Done. 1023 01:00:50,226 --> 01:00:52,353 How many is that, Cortez? Twenty-six in a row. 1024 01:00:52,429 --> 01:00:54,454 What would you say if I told you I was gonna kill you... 1025 01:00:54,531 --> 01:00:55,589 for fucking me over like that? 1026 01:00:55,665 --> 01:00:57,064 I already told you, it was an accident. 1027 01:00:57,133 --> 01:00:58,225 An accident. 1028 01:00:58,835 --> 01:01:00,803 Right. Like when this trigger slips. 1029 01:01:02,305 --> 01:01:04,398 Of course, your nice little mom and dad are where? 1030 01:01:05,008 --> 01:01:07,135 Cottonwood Falls. Cottonwood Falls. They'll be sad. 1031 01:01:07,210 --> 01:01:09,474 They won't have their little boy to send fucking cookies to. 1032 01:01:09,546 --> 01:01:11,013 I'll say it was an accidental discharge. 1033 01:01:11,081 --> 01:01:12,708 I might even spend some time in the brig... 1034 01:01:12,782 --> 01:01:15,216 but I'll end this fucking waiting. 1035 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:18,947 And I'll know what it's like to kill a man. 1036 01:01:20,790 --> 01:01:22,519 What are you doing? 1037 01:01:22,792 --> 01:01:25,124 I'm in the firing position known as the sitting position. 1038 01:01:25,195 --> 01:01:27,527 After the prone position, it is the platform most likely... 1039 01:01:27,597 --> 01:01:29,531 to enable a Marine to effectively kill his target. 1040 01:01:29,599 --> 01:01:31,499 His target being a human, generally an enemy... 1041 01:01:31,568 --> 01:01:33,126 but sometimes a friend or friendly. 1042 01:01:33,203 --> 01:01:35,068 We call this friendly fire, or friendly fucking... 1043 01:01:35,138 --> 01:01:36,435 or getting friendly fucked. 1044 01:01:36,506 --> 01:01:37,939 Come on, Swoff, it was your watch. 1045 01:01:38,008 --> 01:01:41,000 It was Christmas Eve, and I was just sitting there thinking about home. 1046 01:01:41,077 --> 01:01:42,442 That's it. What do you think, Cortez? 1047 01:01:42,512 --> 01:01:44,878 You think I'll accidentally kill your homeboy from boot camp? 1048 01:01:44,948 --> 01:01:46,245 Sure you'll kill him. Accidents happen. 1049 01:01:46,316 --> 01:01:48,841 You don't see shit, right? I don't see shit. 1050 01:01:48,918 --> 01:01:50,351 This ain't even my tent. 1051 01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:53,412 As a matter of fact, I ain't even here, Swoff. 1052 01:02:00,497 --> 01:02:02,260 1053 01:02:05,735 --> 01:02:07,066 What are you doing, man? 1054 01:02:08,838 --> 01:02:10,829 The M16A2 service rifle is a lightweight... 1055 01:02:10,907 --> 01:02:13,239 air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed shoulder weapon. 1056 01:02:13,309 --> 01:02:15,607 It fires a 5.56 mm ball projectile... 1057 01:02:15,678 --> 01:02:17,475 muzzle velocity 2,800 feet per second. 1058 01:02:17,547 --> 01:02:19,606 This is my rifle. Repeat after me. 1059 01:02:20,717 --> 01:02:22,082 Repeat after me. 1060 01:02:23,486 --> 01:02:25,078 Repeat after me! 1061 01:02:25,188 --> 01:02:27,679 This is my rifle. There you go. That's right. 1062 01:02:27,757 --> 01:02:30,225 Say the fucking words! 1063 01:02:30,293 --> 01:02:33,421 There are many like it. There are many like it. 1064 01:02:33,563 --> 01:02:35,258 But this one is mine. 1065 01:02:35,331 --> 01:02:38,300 Without my rifle, I am nothing. Say it, you fucking idiot! 1066 01:02:38,368 --> 01:02:39,767 No. This is my rifle! 1067 01:02:39,836 --> 01:02:42,464 There are many like it, but this one is mine! 1068 01:02:42,539 --> 01:02:44,769 Without my rifle, I am nothing. This is... 1069 01:02:44,841 --> 01:02:47,105 No, come on! Shut the fuck up. 1070 01:02:47,177 --> 01:02:48,667 Shut the fuck up. 1071 01:02:48,745 --> 01:02:50,610 Shut the fuck up and repeat after me! 1072 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:51,874 Without me, I'm... 1073 01:02:51,948 --> 01:02:54,143 This is my rifle. There are many like it! 1074 01:02:54,217 --> 01:02:57,812 Without me, my rifle is nothing! Fucking say it! Repeat after me! 1075 01:02:57,887 --> 01:03:00,754 Repeat after me! Without my rifle, I am nothing! 1076 01:03:00,857 --> 01:03:02,586 I am nothing! I am nothing. 1077 01:03:02,659 --> 01:03:03,921 Shut the fuck up. I'm nothing. 1078 01:03:03,993 --> 01:03:05,187 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. 1079 01:03:05,261 --> 01:03:06,489 Get up. 1080 01:03:07,397 --> 01:03:09,695 Fuck, shoot me, then. Fucking shoot me! 1081 01:03:09,766 --> 01:03:11,791 Shoot me in the fucking face! I don't want to. 1082 01:03:11,868 --> 01:03:13,062 Do you fucking see how hard it is? 1083 01:03:13,136 --> 01:03:15,127 You shoot me in the fucking face, you fucking faggot! 1084 01:03:15,205 --> 01:03:17,605 No, I don't want to. Friendly fucking fire! 1085 01:03:17,674 --> 01:03:20,370 Shoot me, you fucking pussy! No. 1086 01:03:20,543 --> 01:03:21,669 Fuck! 1087 01:03:26,182 --> 01:03:27,240 Fuck. 1088 01:03:29,719 --> 01:03:31,016 1089 01:03:36,326 --> 01:03:38,556 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1090 01:03:57,747 --> 01:04:01,444 So you had a round in the chamber? You were locked and loaded? 1091 01:04:02,418 --> 01:04:03,942 I messed up, man. 1092 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:05,783 Look at him. He's fucking shaking. 1093 01:04:09,626 --> 01:04:11,890 Fergus, get up here. I messed up, man. 1094 01:04:11,961 --> 01:04:13,053 Okay. 1095 01:04:17,634 --> 01:04:18,999 Look at him. 1096 01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:22,128 1097 01:04:22,205 --> 01:04:25,641 You fucking do that again, and I will shoot you myself. 1098 01:04:26,843 --> 01:04:28,208 All right? 1099 01:04:30,079 --> 01:04:31,205 Well? 1100 01:04:46,896 --> 01:04:48,420 I'm sorry, man. 1101 01:04:53,403 --> 01:04:54,392 1102 01:04:55,538 --> 01:04:57,028 What was that? 1103 01:04:57,106 --> 01:04:58,869 It might be an echo. 1104 01:05:00,944 --> 01:05:01,968 1105 01:05:02,045 --> 01:05:04,138 No, it's not. I hear it, too. 1106 01:05:04,214 --> 01:05:06,648 Call it in. See if there are friendlies in the area. 1107 01:05:06,716 --> 01:05:08,047 Lima 2 Charlie. 1108 01:05:10,186 --> 01:05:11,448 Lima 2 Charlie. 1109 01:05:11,521 --> 01:05:13,011 This fucking shit is fucked, man. 1110 01:05:13,089 --> 01:05:15,319 Army has satellites, and we have this fucking shit. 1111 01:05:15,391 --> 01:05:17,757 Better off sending smoke signals, man. 1112 01:05:17,827 --> 01:05:19,590 All right, guys, spread it out. 1113 01:05:34,344 --> 01:05:37,074 Troy. Troy. 1114 01:05:37,146 --> 01:05:39,011 Who are they, man? I don't know. 1115 01:05:44,654 --> 01:05:46,588 They got RPGs under their robes, man. 1116 01:05:46,656 --> 01:05:49,648 If they've got anthrax in there, we're gonna fucking melt. 1117 01:05:52,095 --> 01:05:56,395 1118 01:06:07,910 --> 01:06:09,844 1119 01:06:16,219 --> 01:06:17,618 Form a line! 1120 01:06:24,894 --> 01:06:26,020 Okay. 1121 01:06:28,665 --> 01:06:30,326 What do we do now? 1122 01:06:33,036 --> 01:06:35,095 Looks like they wanna talk. 1123 01:06:35,171 --> 01:06:37,036 Yeah? How you gonna do that? 1124 01:06:40,777 --> 01:06:42,108 1125 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:45,811 That's his left hand. Shoot him! 1126 01:06:45,882 --> 01:06:48,043 Easy, easy, easy. Hold your fire. 1127 01:06:49,819 --> 01:06:51,218 1128 01:06:55,358 --> 01:06:58,418 Swoff, what are you doing? Swoff! 1129 01:06:59,362 --> 01:07:00,829 Guys, cover him. 1130 01:07:04,967 --> 01:07:06,730 Fucking crazy motherfucker. 1131 01:07:13,576 --> 01:07:15,043 1132 01:07:15,345 --> 01:07:16,539 What's up, man? 1133 01:07:16,879 --> 01:07:18,244 1134 01:07:18,481 --> 01:07:19,607 What? 1135 01:07:21,818 --> 01:07:23,251 What is he doing? 1136 01:07:23,820 --> 01:07:24,946 Calm down. 1137 01:07:25,021 --> 01:07:26,852 What the fuck is he doing? 1138 01:07:26,923 --> 01:07:28,823 Don't fucking touch the rifle! 1139 01:07:29,525 --> 01:07:31,686 Back up! Back the fuck up! 1140 01:07:34,197 --> 01:07:35,357 No fire. 1141 01:07:36,032 --> 01:07:37,260 No fire! 1142 01:07:54,851 --> 01:07:56,478 1143 01:08:00,790 --> 01:08:03,623 What did he say? Someone shot their camels. 1144 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,986 What? Someone shot their camels, man. 1145 01:08:08,531 --> 01:08:10,465 Eight men for five camels. 1146 01:08:17,774 --> 01:08:19,503 Swoff spoke Arabic. 1147 01:08:19,909 --> 01:08:23,470 Sounded like a duck fucking or something, but he spoke Arabic. 1148 01:08:23,546 --> 01:08:26,037 Oh, yeah, yeah. But at least we finally saw something. 1149 01:08:26,115 --> 01:08:27,742 You guys should see what the.40 does... 1150 01:08:27,817 --> 01:08:30,115 to the head of a fucking camel, though. 1151 01:08:30,486 --> 01:08:33,512 What does the.40 do to the head of a camel, Fowler? 1152 01:08:33,890 --> 01:08:36,882 It turns the head inside out in about three fucking knots. 1153 01:08:36,959 --> 01:08:38,586 The head shot's like a motherfucker, too. 1154 01:08:38,661 --> 01:08:40,390 It's easy shots, slow... 1155 01:08:40,730 --> 01:08:41,719 Boom! 1156 01:08:42,198 --> 01:08:43,597 1157 01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:44,889 1158 01:08:44,967 --> 01:08:46,025 1159 01:08:46,102 --> 01:08:47,364 Oh, shit! 1160 01:08:47,503 --> 01:08:50,836 Wow! Here they are! My lady love! 1161 01:08:50,907 --> 01:08:52,568 Show's starting, boys! 1162 01:08:52,642 --> 01:08:55,668 Hey, teach me some of that Arabic. What's "Come suck my dick"? 1163 01:08:55,745 --> 01:08:57,474 1164 01:08:57,613 --> 01:08:58,910 ...ducks fucking... 1165 01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:06,545 Drop the zero, get with the hero. I like you. 1166 01:09:06,622 --> 01:09:09,489 Sit down, Fowler. That's the one. You saw. 1167 01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:13,185 She'll never forget me, man. It's not funny, man. 1168 01:09:13,262 --> 01:09:15,492 That bitch wanted me. Did you see that? 1169 01:09:15,565 --> 01:09:17,624 You truly are an asshole. Come on, man. 1170 01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:19,292 You just haven't got to kill anything yet. 1171 01:09:19,368 --> 01:09:21,461 That's your problem, man. Don't fucking touch me. 1172 01:09:21,537 --> 01:09:23,266 You'll get to kill something sometime. 1173 01:09:23,339 --> 01:09:26,240 Your day will come, man. Your day will come. 1174 01:09:33,216 --> 01:09:34,240 Listen up! 1175 01:09:34,317 --> 01:09:36,785 I'm about to read to you what Mr. Saddam Hussein... 1176 01:09:36,853 --> 01:09:38,980 has just said to the Iraqi people. 1177 01:09:39,055 --> 01:09:42,252 And you better not consider this a bunch of bullshit. 1178 01:09:42,325 --> 01:09:44,691 "The mother of all battles is upon us. 1179 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,694 "The sacrifices the Iraqi people will make... 1180 01:09:46,762 --> 01:09:49,356 "are equal to the importance of the victory. 1181 01:09:49,432 --> 01:09:53,095 "Kuwait is the branch that must be returned to the tree. 1182 01:09:53,169 --> 01:09:56,138 "The blood of the infidels will flow like a river. 1183 01:09:56,205 --> 01:09:58,935 "Jihad is the way of all Arab people." 1184 01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:01,768 We are now Operation Desert Storm. 1185 01:10:01,844 --> 01:10:04,108 And we're the fucking righteous hammer of God. 1186 01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:07,411 And that hammer is coming down. It's real now. 1187 01:10:08,050 --> 01:10:09,608 We're going to the border. 1188 01:10:09,685 --> 01:10:11,346 Ooh-rah! 1189 01:10:34,043 --> 01:10:35,601 Let's go! Let's move it! 1190 01:10:35,678 --> 01:10:37,839 Let's punch in this clock. We got work to do. 1191 01:10:37,914 --> 01:10:39,677 Let's go. Let's move. 1192 01:10:39,749 --> 01:10:41,774 Come on! Let's go! 1193 01:10:42,451 --> 01:10:43,543 Move. 1194 01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:45,482 Listen up. 1195 01:10:45,555 --> 01:10:47,716 When we cross this berm tomorrow... 1196 01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:51,385 we expect as many as 30,000 casualties the first day. 1197 01:10:52,228 --> 01:10:55,322 There will be gas. It will be fucking nasty. 1198 01:10:55,398 --> 01:10:59,061 These atropine-oxime injectors go along with your PB pill packs. 1199 01:10:59,135 --> 01:11:02,366 In the event that you're attacked by nerve agents such as soman... 1200 01:11:02,438 --> 01:11:04,998 these agents will produce casualties immediately... 1201 01:11:05,074 --> 01:11:08,373 if you do not deploy these countermeasures fucking ricky-tick. 1202 01:11:08,444 --> 01:11:11,504 Why in the fuck, if we've already taken a set of PB pills... 1203 01:11:11,581 --> 01:11:13,515 and just now been issued the fucking injector? 1204 01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,710 Shut the fuck up. I'm sick of your shit. 1205 01:11:15,785 --> 01:11:17,275 All right, all right, man. Calm down. 1206 01:11:17,353 --> 01:11:19,480 Look, they don't want chemically dead fighters on CNN. 1207 01:11:19,555 --> 01:11:20,749 Just sign it, Kruger. 1208 01:11:20,823 --> 01:11:22,950 What the fuck is this? It's a waiver. 1209 01:11:23,025 --> 01:11:24,492 It says these pills aren't proven. 1210 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,926 It says you won't sue if you get fucked up. 1211 01:11:26,996 --> 01:11:29,191 Okay, yeah, sure, fine. 1212 01:11:29,265 --> 01:11:31,597 I'll take the fucking pills, and a year later... 1213 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:34,500 my asshole will turn inside out and start fucking talking to me. 1214 01:11:34,570 --> 01:11:37,232 It's all a bitch. These pills ain't worth a shit. 1215 01:11:37,306 --> 01:11:39,536 Kruger, you country motherfuck! 1216 01:11:40,276 --> 01:11:43,109 In 1987, Saddam Insane used chemical weapons... 1217 01:11:43,179 --> 01:11:46,307 against the Kurds, and he killed thousands like fucking that. 1218 01:11:46,382 --> 01:11:49,249 The ones that lived, their kids came out fucked up. 1219 01:11:49,318 --> 01:11:51,684 Eight toes to one foot, no anal opening... 1220 01:11:51,754 --> 01:11:53,051 retarded, blind. 1221 01:11:53,122 --> 01:11:54,487 Such fucked up little motherfuckers... 1222 01:11:54,557 --> 01:11:56,024 they should have just killed them all anyway. 1223 01:11:56,092 --> 01:11:58,060 You want that, don't take the pills. 1224 01:11:58,127 --> 01:12:00,755 You don't want that, sign the fucking waivers... 1225 01:12:00,830 --> 01:12:02,923 and take the fucking pills! 1226 01:12:04,533 --> 01:12:06,763 All of you, get your pills in your hand. 1227 01:12:06,836 --> 01:12:09,805 Get them out. Get them so I can see them. 1228 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:12,537 1229 01:12:13,275 --> 01:12:15,175 Now take the pill and put it on your tongue. 1230 01:12:18,914 --> 01:12:20,541 Swallow the pill. 1231 01:12:20,783 --> 01:12:22,410 Now let me see your tongues. 1232 01:12:26,689 --> 01:12:29,715 Now, doesn't that feel better? Don't we all feel better? 1233 01:12:29,792 --> 01:12:31,783 Yes, Staff Sergeant! Good. 1234 01:12:32,294 --> 01:12:34,489 Now, dig your sleeping holes. 1235 01:12:35,297 --> 01:12:37,527 Dig your holes with the hands God gave you. 1236 01:12:44,774 --> 01:12:48,266 1237 01:12:50,246 --> 01:12:51,838 Fucking zoomies. 1238 01:12:52,214 --> 01:12:54,614 They're gonna win the war all by themselves? 1239 01:12:54,950 --> 01:12:57,180 They'll be sleeping in their own beds tonight, too. 1240 01:12:57,253 --> 01:12:59,813 So what, man? We're scout fucking snipers. 1241 01:12:59,889 --> 01:13:02,722 When the shit hits the fan, we lead the fucking way. Ooh-rah! 1242 01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:03,781 Ooh-rah. 1243 01:13:03,859 --> 01:13:07,192 Sure, look around. You hear those planes. 1244 01:13:07,329 --> 01:13:09,695 This war is gonna move too fast for us. 1245 01:13:09,765 --> 01:13:11,824 All right, we can shoot 1,000 yards. 1246 01:13:12,134 --> 01:13:14,694 To go that far in Vietnam, that would take a week. 1247 01:13:14,770 --> 01:13:16,169 In World War I, a year. 1248 01:13:16,238 --> 01:13:19,002 Here, it's gonna take about 10 fucking seconds. 1249 01:13:19,075 --> 01:13:20,770 By the time we have our rifles dialed... 1250 01:13:20,843 --> 01:13:23,243 the war is going to be a mile down the road. 1251 01:13:24,213 --> 01:13:25,441 Wake up! 1252 01:13:27,683 --> 01:13:28,843 Jesus! 1253 01:13:32,855 --> 01:13:34,482 What the fuck is going on? 1254 01:13:34,557 --> 01:13:36,218 Get out of my sleeping hole. 1255 01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:39,227 We're about to go in the shit, and you're fucking with their heads. 1256 01:13:39,295 --> 01:13:41,092 Get out of my sleeping hole. 1257 01:13:41,163 --> 01:13:42,721 Lucky day! Listen up! 1258 01:13:42,798 --> 01:13:45,232 We've got our orders. We leave tomorrow, 0900. 1259 01:13:45,301 --> 01:13:47,030 Swofford, you got to sign your waiver again. 1260 01:13:47,103 --> 01:13:48,502 I can't read your fucking handwriting. 1261 01:13:48,571 --> 01:13:50,334 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1262 01:14:02,718 --> 01:14:03,844 Done. 1263 01:14:03,919 --> 01:14:06,979 I don't give a fuck, Swofford, I could read it the first time. 1264 01:14:07,056 --> 01:14:09,251 Your boy, Troy got turned down for re-enlistment. 1265 01:14:10,659 --> 01:14:12,456 What? You're fucking with me. 1266 01:14:12,528 --> 01:14:14,996 Hey, watch your mouth. I don't need your fucking attitude. 1267 01:14:15,064 --> 01:14:17,692 But that's all he... That's all he wants, is to be in the Suck. 1268 01:14:17,767 --> 01:14:20,600 I know that, but the Suck doesn't want him. 1269 01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:23,637 He had a criminal record. He lied about it. 1270 01:14:24,006 --> 01:14:26,406 And he lied about it on his application. 1271 01:14:26,475 --> 01:14:29,638 So when we get back home, he's out. He's out. 1272 01:14:29,712 --> 01:14:32,875 The reason I'm telling you is so you can keep him from fucking up. 1273 01:14:32,948 --> 01:14:35,143 You think you can manage that? 1274 01:14:36,252 --> 01:14:38,015 Can you manage that? 1275 01:14:46,395 --> 01:14:48,192 1276 01:15:14,256 --> 01:15:17,191 What? So you weren't even gonna tell me? 1277 01:15:19,094 --> 01:15:20,186 What? 1278 01:15:24,533 --> 01:15:27,331 Why don't you just shut the fuck up and mind your own business? 1279 01:15:45,287 --> 01:15:47,187 What the fuck is this, man? 1280 01:15:47,256 --> 01:15:49,121 Bet it smells good, man. 1281 01:15:50,659 --> 01:15:51,887 She sent it back, man. 1282 01:15:51,961 --> 01:15:53,861 Sent it back like you send back a ring. 1283 01:15:53,929 --> 01:15:55,055 What did she write? 1284 01:15:55,130 --> 01:15:56,859 "I'll always love you, Kristina." 1285 01:15:56,932 --> 01:15:59,059 What's the fucking problem, then? 1286 01:15:59,134 --> 01:16:00,999 Nothing stays the same, Swoff. 1287 01:16:01,070 --> 01:16:03,766 Not our girlfriends, not our families, not anyone. 1288 01:16:03,839 --> 01:16:05,739 Time doesn't stop back in the real world... 1289 01:16:05,808 --> 01:16:08,436 'cause we're about to go in the shit. We're Marines. 1290 01:16:08,510 --> 01:16:12,276 Nobody gives a rat's ass. No, we're jarheads. 1291 01:16:13,148 --> 01:16:14,843 Yeah, what the fuck do you know? 1292 01:16:14,917 --> 01:16:17,681 I know you're a fucking jarhead, and that's all I need to know. 1293 01:16:17,753 --> 01:16:19,084 Jar-fucking-head. 1294 01:16:19,154 --> 01:16:21,418 Hey, jarhead, what's the Marine Corps birthday? 1295 01:16:21,490 --> 01:16:24,050 Marine Corps birthday? November 10th, 1775. 1296 01:16:24,126 --> 01:16:25,957 Older than the USA. Fucking A. 1297 01:16:26,028 --> 01:16:28,588 Birthplace? Tun Tavern, Philadelphia. 1298 01:16:28,664 --> 01:16:30,131 That's the city of brotherly love. 1299 01:16:30,199 --> 01:16:31,496 A. Tarawa? 1300 01:16:31,567 --> 01:16:33,125 Bloodiest battle of World War II. 1301 01:16:33,202 --> 01:16:34,260 Dan Daly? 1302 01:16:34,336 --> 01:16:38,170 Killed 37 Chinese by hand during the Boxer Rebellion of 1900. 1303 01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:41,403 The greatest weapon on earth? The Marine and his rifle! 1304 01:16:41,477 --> 01:16:43,206 You wanna win your fucking war? 1305 01:16:43,279 --> 01:16:44,746 You tell it to the Marines! 1306 01:16:44,813 --> 01:16:46,075 1307 01:16:46,148 --> 01:16:48,548 Get the brand! Get the brand! Now! Now! Now! 1308 01:16:48,617 --> 01:16:50,084 Get him down! 1309 01:17:02,731 --> 01:17:03,925 1310 01:17:03,999 --> 01:17:05,660 1311 01:17:08,170 --> 01:17:09,228 He's yours. 1312 01:17:09,305 --> 01:17:10,829 1313 01:17:10,906 --> 01:17:12,635 You earned it, man. 1314 01:17:28,590 --> 01:17:31,388 We turned the inside of our tent... 1315 01:17:31,994 --> 01:17:33,484 into a circus. 1316 01:17:35,531 --> 01:17:38,967 'Cause inside of our circus, we cannot be injured. 1317 01:17:41,270 --> 01:17:44,103 Inside of our circus, we cannot be touched. 1318 01:17:46,475 --> 01:17:48,807 But we are insane... 1319 01:17:49,812 --> 01:17:51,109 to believe this. 1320 01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:52,938 Incoming! 1321 01:17:53,048 --> 01:17:54,379 Corpsman! 1322 01:17:54,917 --> 01:17:56,316 1323 01:17:56,719 --> 01:17:58,448 1324 01:18:01,090 --> 01:18:03,422 Get the fuck in here! Get the fuck in here! 1325 01:18:04,593 --> 01:18:06,117 Get the fuck down here! 1326 01:18:06,195 --> 01:18:07,822 Incoming! 1327 01:18:14,203 --> 01:18:15,329 1328 01:18:22,911 --> 01:18:24,936 My combat action... 1329 01:18:26,682 --> 01:18:28,172 has commenced. 1330 01:18:40,529 --> 01:18:42,156 Corpsman! 1331 01:18:43,832 --> 01:18:45,094 Corpsman! 1332 01:18:46,068 --> 01:18:47,729 Are you all right? 1333 01:18:50,606 --> 01:18:52,335 What the fuck, man? 1334 01:18:54,276 --> 01:18:55,470 I pissed myself. 1335 01:18:55,544 --> 01:18:57,239 Got to find the fucking FO. What? 1336 01:18:57,312 --> 01:18:59,337 The forward observers, they got us dialed in. 1337 01:18:59,415 --> 01:19:00,746 We gotta find the fuck... Get down! 1338 01:19:00,816 --> 01:19:02,545 Fuck! Swofford, you get on the binos. 1339 01:19:02,618 --> 01:19:04,210 You get your binos and you find him. 1340 01:19:04,286 --> 01:19:07,050 Troy, get on that radio. Radio's dead. 1341 01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:10,319 Go to the com truck! Look up! And get some batteries! 1342 01:19:10,392 --> 01:19:12,257 Where is it? It's over there! 1343 01:19:14,563 --> 01:19:16,428 Jesus! It ain't getting no closer. 1344 01:19:16,498 --> 01:19:18,090 Get the fuck going! 1345 01:19:19,268 --> 01:19:20,360 Fuck! 1346 01:19:25,307 --> 01:19:26,569 Corpsman! 1347 01:19:28,444 --> 01:19:29,843 Corpsman! 1348 01:19:30,245 --> 01:19:31,837 1349 01:19:32,214 --> 01:19:34,808 Do not fucking die! Do not fucking die! 1350 01:19:34,883 --> 01:19:37,113 Do not fucking die! 1351 01:19:38,854 --> 01:19:40,583 Do not fucking die! 1352 01:19:42,891 --> 01:19:44,620 1353 01:19:46,562 --> 01:19:48,757 This fucking hole isn't deep enough! 1354 01:19:48,831 --> 01:19:51,959 What are you talking about? We need batteries for the 77. 1355 01:19:52,034 --> 01:19:54,229 Fuck! Man, we are fucking dying! 1356 01:19:54,303 --> 01:19:55,964 I need a fucking battery for the 77. 1357 01:19:56,038 --> 01:19:57,335 Why are you fucking arguing with me? 1358 01:19:57,406 --> 01:19:59,033 What are you doing? Those are dead batteries! 1359 01:19:59,108 --> 01:20:00,097 Shut up! 1360 01:20:05,047 --> 01:20:07,845 What took you so long? Fuck you. 1361 01:20:09,318 --> 01:20:11,377 Here are the coordinates, call that fucker in. 1362 01:20:16,291 --> 01:20:18,885 I just ran through incoming to get a dead fucking battery. 1363 01:20:18,961 --> 01:20:20,519 Welcome to the Suck. 1364 01:20:20,596 --> 01:20:21,893 Fuck! 1365 01:20:21,964 --> 01:20:24,558 Damn, you was too fucking slow! They're already retreating! 1366 01:20:24,633 --> 01:20:27,193 Sykes says we're going after them! We're gonna get some! 1367 01:21:01,703 --> 01:21:03,193 1368 01:21:07,910 --> 01:21:10,970 That was A10s. Warthogs, baby. 1369 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,780 Those things are fucking tank killers. 1370 01:21:13,849 --> 01:21:16,716 That shit's a fucking monster. Yeah, no shit, Fowler. 1371 01:21:16,785 --> 01:21:20,721 # Off they go into the wide blue yonder ## 1372 01:21:20,789 --> 01:21:22,620 Let's go, zoomies! 1373 01:21:24,092 --> 01:21:25,992 Let's drop that righteous hand of God! 1374 01:21:26,061 --> 01:21:27,995 Fowler, get back in formation. 1375 01:21:28,063 --> 01:21:31,294 They're about to drop those bombs! Fowler, stay in position. 1376 01:21:31,366 --> 01:21:34,096 They're gonna drop the hand of God all over the Iraqis! 1377 01:21:34,169 --> 01:21:36,535 Fowler, stay in your formation. Yeah! 1378 01:21:39,741 --> 01:21:41,106 Fowler, get... 1379 01:21:41,176 --> 01:21:43,406 Are they supposed to come back? 1380 01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:45,306 Get in formation! 1381 01:21:49,151 --> 01:21:50,413 Incoming! 1382 01:22:01,463 --> 01:22:03,124 1383 01:22:04,967 --> 01:22:07,435 Quebec 4 Delta, this is Echo 5 Charlie. 1384 01:22:07,502 --> 01:22:09,367 Request medevac, priority. 1385 01:22:09,438 --> 01:22:12,874 Marines down, in grid 671584. 1386 01:22:12,941 --> 01:22:14,636 We'll mark with smoke, over. 1387 01:22:15,877 --> 01:22:17,936 What are they doing? Supposed to be flying. 1388 01:22:18,013 --> 01:22:19,674 Fucking assholes. 1389 01:22:20,215 --> 01:22:22,149 You call those Humvees up, and we keep moving. 1390 01:22:22,217 --> 01:22:24,014 They fucking thought we were Iraqis? 1391 01:22:25,387 --> 01:22:26,786 Keep moving. 1392 01:22:28,123 --> 01:22:30,683 1393 01:22:33,195 --> 01:22:34,787 1394 01:22:37,499 --> 01:22:38,727 Come on. 1395 01:22:44,406 --> 01:22:45,395 Keep moving. 1396 01:22:45,474 --> 01:22:47,374 They could be over this next berm. 1397 01:23:18,774 --> 01:23:22,904 Now listen up, let's stay focused. We're heading north. Let's move out. 1398 01:23:25,614 --> 01:23:27,377 Keep your eyes open. 1399 01:24:32,547 --> 01:24:34,037 1400 01:24:36,818 --> 01:24:38,183 1401 01:24:56,271 --> 01:24:59,434 What are you doing? They were trying to get away. 1402 01:25:00,742 --> 01:25:02,607 Fuck it, man. Come on. 1403 01:25:49,124 --> 01:25:51,024 Fergus, here. 1404 01:25:52,561 --> 01:25:53,755 Thanks. 1405 01:25:55,997 --> 01:25:57,726 Staff Sergeant, I gotta take a shit. 1406 01:25:57,799 --> 01:25:59,562 Stay in voice range. 1407 01:26:03,104 --> 01:26:04,833 Spaghetti marinara. 1408 01:27:19,114 --> 01:27:22,606 1409 01:27:30,525 --> 01:27:32,755 One fucking hell of a day, huh? 1410 01:27:48,944 --> 01:27:50,809 You all right? Yeah. 1411 01:27:52,414 --> 01:27:54,075 What's over there? 1412 01:27:56,718 --> 01:27:57,946 Nothing. 1413 01:27:59,788 --> 01:28:01,380 Holy shit! 1414 01:28:01,790 --> 01:28:03,883 What? Oil wells. 1415 01:28:04,025 --> 01:28:06,050 They lit up the oil wells. 1416 01:28:06,995 --> 01:28:08,428 1417 01:28:35,624 --> 01:28:39,390 It's raining oil. It's raining oil, fellas. 1418 01:28:40,328 --> 01:28:42,421 You ever see that movie Giant? 1419 01:28:42,664 --> 01:28:45,565 You've seen the movie Giant. James Dean, man. 1420 01:28:46,001 --> 01:28:48,162 "My well came in, Bick. 1421 01:28:49,137 --> 01:28:52,004 "I'm rich, Bick. Richer than you." 1422 01:28:52,073 --> 01:28:54,473 Come on, shut your trap. That shit's poison. 1423 01:28:54,542 --> 01:28:55,600 Come on. 1424 01:28:55,677 --> 01:28:57,542 The earth is bleeding. 1425 01:28:57,846 --> 01:29:01,543 Well, you'd better get used to it, 'cause we're gonna be living in it. 1426 01:29:01,616 --> 01:29:03,481 Dig those holes, boys. 1427 01:29:05,220 --> 01:29:06,482 1428 01:29:11,626 --> 01:29:13,218 1429 01:29:13,561 --> 01:29:14,653 Shit. 1430 01:29:15,430 --> 01:29:17,455 Shit's stinging my eyes. 1431 01:29:17,532 --> 01:29:19,727 My eyes is burning! Shit! 1432 01:29:20,101 --> 01:29:23,434 Oh, fuck! Fuck, it's in my eye, I can't see. 1433 01:29:23,505 --> 01:29:25,803 Oh, shit, it's burning! It's burning! 1434 01:29:25,874 --> 01:29:27,205 Swoff, get me some water. 1435 01:29:27,275 --> 01:29:28,401 Fuck, it's burning! 1436 01:29:28,476 --> 01:29:30,774 Calm down. It's okay. What are you doing? 1437 01:29:30,845 --> 01:29:33,040 Don't rub your eyes. Don't rub your eyes. 1438 01:29:33,114 --> 01:29:35,014 Shit, it's burning! 1439 01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:38,416 Hey, just close your eyes. Swoff, I need that towel. 1440 01:29:38,853 --> 01:29:42,584 All right, there you go. You want me to wipe your ass now? 1441 01:29:44,659 --> 01:29:46,217 Shit! Put them back on. 1442 01:29:46,294 --> 01:29:47,921 You're okay, man. Put them back on. 1443 01:29:47,996 --> 01:29:50,521 You'll be fine, perfect. Thanks, man. 1444 01:29:50,699 --> 01:29:52,599 Hey, listen up! 1445 01:29:52,901 --> 01:29:55,699 The wind's changed. We're moving out this shit. 1446 01:29:55,770 --> 01:29:57,135 Let's move! 1447 01:29:57,806 --> 01:29:59,603 I came here to fight. 1448 01:30:00,041 --> 01:30:02,236 I've just got to get out of this fucking oil. 1449 01:30:02,310 --> 01:30:04,210 Let's go, man. Let's go. 1450 01:30:23,598 --> 01:30:27,125 1451 01:30:27,202 --> 01:30:28,362 1452 01:30:28,436 --> 01:30:31,599 That's Vietnam music, man. Can't we get our own fucking music? 1453 01:30:35,677 --> 01:30:37,076 Hey, Krug... 1454 01:30:37,779 --> 01:30:40,407 what's Fowler doing digging way over there? 1455 01:30:40,482 --> 01:30:42,109 He ain't digging. 1456 01:30:43,618 --> 01:30:45,711 Fowler, what are you doing? 1457 01:30:45,954 --> 01:30:47,444 Fowler! 1458 01:30:48,523 --> 01:30:50,821 What are you digging over there? 1459 01:30:51,392 --> 01:30:52,654 Nothing. 1460 01:30:53,027 --> 01:30:54,961 Our orders are to dig over here. 1461 01:30:55,029 --> 01:30:57,259 Mind your own fucking business. 1462 01:31:03,671 --> 01:31:05,832 Hey, Fowler, H2O? 1463 01:31:10,044 --> 01:31:13,309 Hey, Fergie, come here. I gotta show you something. 1464 01:31:15,483 --> 01:31:17,713 This is my new best buddy, man. 1465 01:31:19,053 --> 01:31:21,487 Who's under there? Just my friend. 1466 01:31:22,924 --> 01:31:23,913 Ta-da. 1467 01:31:24,025 --> 01:31:25,822 Jesus Christ, Fowler. 1468 01:31:26,594 --> 01:31:29,427 Ahab the Arab, huh? 1469 01:31:29,564 --> 01:31:30,792 1470 01:31:30,865 --> 01:31:33,026 Oh, Jesus. Get that out of here. 1471 01:31:33,101 --> 01:31:34,625 Fuck, Fowler. 1472 01:31:34,702 --> 01:31:36,932 $5 to get your picture taken with it, guys. 1473 01:31:37,005 --> 01:31:39,405 Check out what I put in his mouth. 1474 01:31:39,641 --> 01:31:40,972 1475 01:31:41,543 --> 01:31:44,535 What's the matter, Swoffy? Swoff doesn't like Ahab. 1476 01:31:44,612 --> 01:31:47,410 You don't like Ahab? This is war, man. 1477 01:31:48,483 --> 01:31:51,077 This is war. You can't handle it? What are you, a fag? 1478 01:31:51,152 --> 01:31:53,382 If you fucking touch me, I will beat your fucking head in. 1479 01:31:53,454 --> 01:31:54,785 I swear to God. Hey. 1480 01:31:55,490 --> 01:31:57,219 Get it out of here. 1481 01:31:58,459 --> 01:32:01,519 The whole goddamn desert is shitting dead ragheads. 1482 01:32:01,596 --> 01:32:02,620 Have we done anything? 1483 01:32:02,697 --> 01:32:04,722 Have we done anything but walk around in the sand? 1484 01:32:04,799 --> 01:32:06,926 I didn't kill him. He's dead. 1485 01:32:08,403 --> 01:32:09,495 Move. 1486 01:32:09,938 --> 01:32:11,132 1487 01:32:13,007 --> 01:32:14,269 Fuck you. 1488 01:32:16,811 --> 01:32:19,473 There's tons of crispy critters around here, man. 1489 01:32:19,547 --> 01:32:21,037 I'll get as many as I want. 1490 01:32:21,115 --> 01:32:23,015 You won't get this one. 1491 01:32:23,251 --> 01:32:26,049 Yeah, but I'll get as many as I want, man! 1492 01:32:26,654 --> 01:32:29,452 'Cause I don't even fucking want that one! 1493 01:32:30,491 --> 01:32:31,719 I don't. 1494 01:32:32,493 --> 01:32:33,755 Fowler... 1495 01:32:35,463 --> 01:32:36,828 stay sharp. 1496 01:32:52,347 --> 01:32:53,939 1497 01:33:07,695 --> 01:33:08,957 1498 01:33:17,438 --> 01:33:18,962 It's all right. 1499 01:33:20,141 --> 01:33:22,166 You're gonna be all right. 1500 01:33:22,277 --> 01:33:23,801 It's all right. 1501 01:33:25,079 --> 01:33:26,171 Whoa. 1502 01:33:32,020 --> 01:33:34,454 You're covered in this fucking oil. 1503 01:33:56,544 --> 01:33:57,738 1504 01:34:05,253 --> 01:34:08,848 The Army may pull this type of shit, but the Marines don't. 1505 01:34:08,923 --> 01:34:11,653 When we get back, Fowler will be passing out shit-paper. 1506 01:34:29,477 --> 01:34:30,671 1507 01:34:31,713 --> 01:34:34,648 I could be working with my brother right now. 1508 01:34:35,416 --> 01:34:39,250 He's got a dry-wall business in Compton. 1509 01:34:40,922 --> 01:34:44,756 Does the inside of office buildings. You know, the metal studs. 1510 01:34:45,827 --> 01:34:47,556 I could be his partner. 1511 01:34:47,628 --> 01:34:51,792 Said he'd give me that brand new Dodge Ram Charger. 1512 01:34:52,266 --> 01:34:54,757 You know, the 318 Magnum? The beast? 1513 01:34:56,671 --> 01:34:59,003 All indoor work, too. Lots of AC. 1514 01:34:59,307 --> 01:35:02,868 I could sleep with my wife every night. Fuck her, maybe. 1515 01:35:04,078 --> 01:35:06,342 Take my kids to school every morning. 1516 01:35:06,414 --> 01:35:07,574 And I'd run his crews, too. 1517 01:35:07,648 --> 01:35:10,310 Probably increase productivity 40 to 50%. 1518 01:35:10,385 --> 01:35:12,250 Make $100,000 a year. 1519 01:35:14,022 --> 01:35:15,182 Do you know why I don't? 1520 01:35:21,529 --> 01:35:24,828 Because I love this job. 1521 01:35:29,804 --> 01:35:33,706 I thank God for every fucking day that He gives me in the Corps. 1522 01:35:34,242 --> 01:35:35,470 Ooh-rah. 1523 01:35:42,083 --> 01:35:45,382 I mean, who else gets a chance to see shit like this? 1524 01:36:00,802 --> 01:36:02,793 You know what I'm saying? 1525 01:36:03,304 --> 01:36:05,067 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1526 01:36:06,941 --> 01:36:08,135 Do you? 1527 01:36:21,989 --> 01:36:25,152 Listen up. Colonel says he wants my best snipers. 1528 01:36:25,226 --> 01:36:27,194 God help me, it's you two. 1529 01:36:27,261 --> 01:36:29,422 We've had beaucoup surrenders, whole fucking units... 1530 01:36:29,497 --> 01:36:31,556 but the Republican Guard is still out there... 1531 01:36:31,632 --> 01:36:33,793 and they are most definitely hardcore. 1532 01:36:33,868 --> 01:36:36,063 So you keep your shit together. Go over there. 1533 01:36:37,572 --> 01:36:39,597 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1534 01:36:40,141 --> 01:36:41,335 Thank you, Staff Sergeant. 1535 01:36:41,409 --> 01:36:42,706 What? Thank you. 1536 01:36:42,777 --> 01:36:45,405 Don't thank me, just don't fucking die. 1537 01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:46,908 Let's go. 1538 01:36:46,981 --> 01:36:48,608 1539 01:36:55,923 --> 01:36:57,254 Fucking A. 1540 01:36:57,825 --> 01:37:00,419 Get a kill, you fucking pussies. 1541 01:37:25,486 --> 01:37:27,545 Sykes thinks you boys are good. 1542 01:37:27,622 --> 01:37:28,714 Yes, sir. 1543 01:37:28,789 --> 01:37:31,189 Well, if it comes from him it's not bullshit. 1544 01:37:31,259 --> 01:37:32,419 I got the kind of mission... 1545 01:37:32,493 --> 01:37:35,428 scout snipers would pop their grandmother to get. 1546 01:37:35,496 --> 01:37:40,263 We got 750 Republican Guards dug in around a control tower... 1547 01:37:40,635 --> 01:37:42,432 at airfield Al Jabar. 1548 01:37:42,970 --> 01:37:46,269 Grid 703003. 1549 01:37:46,741 --> 01:37:50,541 The recon reports two high-ranking officers in the tower. 1550 01:37:51,012 --> 01:37:53,742 All my air is tied up farther north till 1800. 1551 01:37:53,814 --> 01:37:56,339 So if you could take out those officers... 1552 01:37:56,417 --> 01:37:58,783 maybe the cannon fodder will white flag it... 1553 01:37:58,853 --> 01:38:01,253 and save me having to take the whole battalion... 1554 01:38:01,322 --> 01:38:02,789 hey, diddle diddle, right up the middle. 1555 01:38:02,857 --> 01:38:03,846 Aye-aye, sir. 1556 01:38:03,925 --> 01:38:05,825 This is not Rambo time. 1557 01:38:06,961 --> 01:38:10,226 Before you take a shot, you must get clearance, understood? 1558 01:38:10,331 --> 01:38:12,128 Yes, sir. Outstanding. 1559 01:38:13,834 --> 01:38:17,861 Some of my officers think that scout snipers are prima donnas. 1560 01:38:18,906 --> 01:38:21,807 They think STA stands for Sun Tan Association. 1561 01:38:21,876 --> 01:38:24,071 Are they right? No, sir. 1562 01:38:24,412 --> 01:38:26,209 Then fucking show me. 1563 01:39:11,359 --> 01:39:12,519 Clear. 1564 01:39:24,639 --> 01:39:26,231 Oh, shit! 1565 01:39:27,375 --> 01:39:29,707 There's no one in the tower, man. 1566 01:39:31,612 --> 01:39:34,206 The sun's going down. Shit! 1567 01:39:34,682 --> 01:39:35,774 Wait. 1568 01:39:37,918 --> 01:39:39,545 Thank you, Jesus. 1569 01:39:46,027 --> 01:39:48,552 Romeo, Golf, Charlie. Romeo, Golf, Charlie. 1570 01:39:48,629 --> 01:39:50,529 This is Lima 2 Sierra. Over. 1571 01:39:51,365 --> 01:39:53,492 Officers in control tower. Over. 1572 01:39:53,567 --> 01:39:55,330 That's what they look like, huh? 1573 01:39:59,106 --> 01:40:00,266 Range? 1574 01:40:01,642 --> 01:40:02,973 900 yards. 1575 01:40:07,381 --> 01:40:08,609 Wind is? 1576 01:40:10,551 --> 01:40:12,678 Five to seven, west to east. 1577 01:40:17,658 --> 01:40:19,819 Romeo, Golf, Charlie. Romeo, Golf, Charlie. 1578 01:40:19,894 --> 01:40:22,454 Requesting permission to take the shot. Over. 1579 01:40:30,738 --> 01:40:33,502 Set. We have the shot. Over. 1580 01:40:42,783 --> 01:40:44,410 Affirmative. Out. 1581 01:40:45,586 --> 01:40:47,315 Permission to fire. 1582 01:41:02,837 --> 01:41:03,929 Fire. 1583 01:41:04,872 --> 01:41:05,964 Fire. 1584 01:41:06,907 --> 01:41:07,999 Fire. 1585 01:41:09,377 --> 01:41:11,140 What the fuck frequency are you on? 1586 01:41:11,212 --> 01:41:12,304 Oh, fuck. 1587 01:41:12,380 --> 01:41:14,245 We got air. I'm calling it in. 1588 01:41:14,315 --> 01:41:16,044 We have permission to take the shot. 1589 01:41:16,117 --> 01:41:18,608 Tough break, you were just gonna shoot one guy. 1590 01:41:18,686 --> 01:41:21,246 Watch this, it'll blow your fucking minds. 1591 01:41:22,923 --> 01:41:25,391 Bad knees. College football. 1592 01:41:26,227 --> 01:41:28,092 Requesting permission to take the shot, sir. 1593 01:41:28,162 --> 01:41:29,322 Request denied. 1594 01:41:29,397 --> 01:41:31,922 You never know how many chances you're gonna get to do this. 1595 01:41:31,999 --> 01:41:33,193 Wait, wait, wait. 1596 01:41:33,267 --> 01:41:36,566 Sir, just let us take this one shot right before the air comes in. 1597 01:41:36,637 --> 01:41:39,231 Those aren't my orders, Marine. Hitman 45... 1598 01:41:39,306 --> 01:41:41,331 No, wait, wait, wait. 1599 01:41:41,409 --> 01:41:43,138 Hitman 45... Wait, wait, wait. 1600 01:41:43,210 --> 01:41:45,576 Wait, sir, we won't tell anybody. 1601 01:41:46,747 --> 01:41:49,580 We don't need to tell anybody. What difference does it make? 1602 01:41:49,650 --> 01:41:51,379 We have a perfect shot. Just let us take it. 1603 01:41:51,452 --> 01:41:52,714 Negative. 1604 01:41:53,821 --> 01:41:55,379 We have permission from the Colonel, sir. 1605 01:41:56,457 --> 01:41:59,620 Hitman 45. Hitman 45. This is Corporal... 1606 01:41:59,693 --> 01:42:02,560 God damn it, he's dead anyway! Just let us fucking do it! 1607 01:42:02,630 --> 01:42:04,689 You are way out of line, Corporal. Troy. 1608 01:42:04,765 --> 01:42:06,960 What difference does it make? Give him back the handset. 1609 01:42:07,034 --> 01:42:08,592 If it doesn't make a fucking difference... 1610 01:42:08,669 --> 01:42:09,931 why the fuck do you have to do it? 1611 01:42:10,004 --> 01:42:12,734 Because we have the goddamn shot! That's why we're here! 1612 01:42:12,807 --> 01:42:15,435 Give me the fucking handset! Fucking fuck! 1613 01:42:15,509 --> 01:42:16,942 Fucking stop! 1614 01:42:17,011 --> 01:42:19,605 Stop it! That's my kill! 1615 01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:23,047 Fuck! That is my kill! That is my kill! 1616 01:42:23,217 --> 01:42:25,117 You fucking desk jockey! 1617 01:42:25,186 --> 01:42:26,983 He's a fucking prick. 1618 01:42:27,488 --> 01:42:29,888 You don't know what we go through, hell! 1619 01:42:29,957 --> 01:42:31,447 It isn't done! 1620 01:42:32,259 --> 01:42:35,194 Let go of me. Just fucking let go of me. 1621 01:42:37,598 --> 01:42:38,826 1622 01:42:38,966 --> 01:42:39,955 I was trying... 1623 01:42:40,401 --> 01:42:42,528 I was trying to explain... 1624 01:42:43,070 --> 01:42:44,059 Fuck! 1625 01:42:49,944 --> 01:42:51,206 Oh, man. 1626 01:43:02,957 --> 01:43:05,858 You STA boys are some weird motherfuckers. 1627 01:43:19,607 --> 01:43:23,475 Hitman 45. Hitman 45. This is Bravo 4 Lima. Over. 1628 01:44:00,447 --> 01:44:01,778 1629 01:44:07,388 --> 01:44:09,913 Are we ever gonna get to kill anyone? 1630 01:44:10,824 --> 01:44:12,348 Fuck if I know. 1631 01:44:16,030 --> 01:44:17,497 When are they gonna kick you out? 1632 01:44:18,966 --> 01:44:21,093 Two weeks after we get back. 1633 01:44:22,102 --> 01:44:24,593 I already have my separation papers. 1634 01:44:27,174 --> 01:44:28,232 You got any ideas? 1635 01:44:29,743 --> 01:44:33,304 I'll sell some crack. Sling some dope. 1636 01:44:37,051 --> 01:44:39,042 Yeah, all you want is in. 1637 01:44:40,354 --> 01:44:42,015 All I want is out. 1638 01:44:45,059 --> 01:44:46,822 Welcome to the Suck. 1639 01:44:57,972 --> 01:44:59,701 Where's our pickup? 1640 01:45:00,207 --> 01:45:01,299 Shit. 1641 01:45:34,975 --> 01:45:36,272 1642 01:45:36,343 --> 01:45:38,072 Fucking Scuds, man. 1643 01:45:38,746 --> 01:45:41,010 Motherfuck, it's gotten the battalion. 1644 01:45:41,081 --> 01:45:43,413 We don't know that. They could be friendly. 1645 01:45:43,484 --> 01:45:45,850 You ever hear friendly fire like that? 1646 01:45:45,953 --> 01:45:47,045 Fuck. 1647 01:45:51,191 --> 01:45:53,921 Jesus, you hear that? What is that? Screaming. 1648 01:45:55,029 --> 01:45:57,395 Republican Guards, man, over this berm. 1649 01:45:57,464 --> 01:45:58,931 Ready? Are you ready? 1650 01:45:58,999 --> 01:46:00,557 Let's fucking get those motherfuckers. 1651 01:46:00,634 --> 01:46:03,831 I'll cover you. Go! Go! Go! 1652 01:46:05,506 --> 01:46:06,996 1653 01:46:19,253 --> 01:46:21,721 1654 01:46:30,431 --> 01:46:32,092 1655 01:46:35,302 --> 01:46:36,701 Shit. 1656 01:46:37,104 --> 01:46:39,334 You motherfuckers were still out there? 1657 01:46:39,406 --> 01:46:41,704 Sarge? You didn't get the memo, did you? 1658 01:46:41,775 --> 01:46:44,642 Having a little party. You're a little overdressed. 1659 01:46:44,712 --> 01:46:47,772 This shit is over, motherfucker. You didn't die. 1660 01:46:48,082 --> 01:46:49,549 Have a cigar. 1661 01:46:50,150 --> 01:46:51,811 It won't kill you. 1662 01:46:54,321 --> 01:46:55,549 Party on! 1663 01:46:56,824 --> 01:47:00,351 Hey, motherfuckers, did you get a fucking kill? 1664 01:47:02,029 --> 01:47:04,463 Did you get a fucking kill, man? No. 1665 01:47:04,765 --> 01:47:06,027 Oh, shit. 1666 01:47:06,800 --> 01:47:10,736 We're fucking... This fucked up rodeo is over! 1667 01:47:10,971 --> 01:47:12,598 We're going home! 1668 01:47:15,242 --> 01:47:19,269 Get your jungle camies, boys. I'm burning all these. 1669 01:47:19,780 --> 01:47:21,873 We don't need them anymore. 1670 01:47:22,716 --> 01:47:26,277 We killed Saddam, man! He's fucking history! 1671 01:47:26,353 --> 01:47:28,344 Yeah, he's fucking history! 1672 01:47:28,422 --> 01:47:31,653 We never have to come back to this shit hole ever again! 1673 01:47:31,759 --> 01:47:33,420 1674 01:47:39,133 --> 01:47:40,998 I never shot my rifle. 1675 01:47:45,572 --> 01:47:47,062 You do it now. 1676 01:47:56,550 --> 01:47:57,812 1677 01:48:53,674 --> 01:48:55,301 Four days. 1678 01:48:56,643 --> 01:48:58,008 Four hours. 1679 01:48:58,946 --> 01:49:00,311 One minute. 1680 01:49:02,349 --> 01:49:03,941 That was my war. 1681 01:49:10,691 --> 01:49:12,318 1682 01:49:12,659 --> 01:49:14,251 1683 01:49:19,199 --> 01:49:20,723 1684 01:49:27,975 --> 01:49:29,465 You want some beer? 1685 01:49:29,543 --> 01:49:31,204 Look here, I got a beer. 1686 01:49:31,378 --> 01:49:32,868 1687 01:49:32,946 --> 01:49:34,914 The party's started now. 1688 01:49:42,022 --> 01:49:43,887 Semper Fi, Marines! 1689 01:49:45,259 --> 01:49:46,988 Semper Fi, Marines! 1690 01:49:47,160 --> 01:49:49,060 Ooh-rah! 1691 01:49:51,064 --> 01:49:52,429 You did it. 1692 01:49:53,367 --> 01:49:54,994 You did it clean. 1693 01:49:55,736 --> 01:49:57,397 You made us proud. 1694 01:49:59,706 --> 01:50:01,037 Semper Fi. 1695 01:50:02,943 --> 01:50:04,604 Semper fucking Fi. 1696 01:50:05,512 --> 01:50:07,309 Welcome home, Marine. 1697 01:50:08,248 --> 01:50:09,715 Welcome home. 1698 01:50:10,250 --> 01:50:11,911 Welcome home, son. 1699 01:50:12,853 --> 01:50:15,048 Welcome home, Staff Sergeant. 1700 01:50:22,562 --> 01:50:25,531 1701 01:50:28,001 --> 01:50:30,435 You mind if I sit down in your bus? 1702 01:50:32,105 --> 01:50:34,335 Every war is different. 1703 01:50:35,309 --> 01:50:36,537 Ooh-rah. 1704 01:50:38,645 --> 01:50:40,840 Every war is the same. 1705 01:50:43,216 --> 01:50:45,343 1706 01:51:00,667 --> 01:51:02,032 Give me one shot... 1707 01:51:18,018 --> 01:51:19,315 Hey, where you going? 1708 01:51:37,671 --> 01:51:38,763 Yeah? 1709 01:51:40,507 --> 01:51:42,099 Fergus? Hey, man. 1710 01:51:44,244 --> 01:51:46,474 Hey, man, how you doing? Nice haircut. 1711 01:51:46,546 --> 01:51:48,514 Good, thanks. Come on in. 1712 01:51:51,818 --> 01:51:53,376 I got some bad news, man. 1713 01:52:31,224 --> 01:52:32,384 1714 01:52:48,442 --> 01:52:49,966 A story. 1715 01:52:50,877 --> 01:52:53,402 A man fires a rifle for many years... 1716 01:52:54,014 --> 01:52:55,743 and he goes to war. 1717 01:52:57,117 --> 01:52:59,347 And afterwards he comes home... 1718 01:53:00,120 --> 01:53:03,351 and he sees that whatever else he might do with his life... 1719 01:53:04,658 --> 01:53:06,250 build a house... 1720 01:53:07,561 --> 01:53:09,085 Iove a woman... 1721 01:53:10,363 --> 01:53:12,388 change his son's diaper... 1722 01:53:14,167 --> 01:53:16,135 he will always remain... 1723 01:53:17,437 --> 01:53:18,768 a jarhead. 1724 01:53:22,309 --> 01:53:24,209 And all the jarheads... 1725 01:53:25,545 --> 01:53:27,979 killing and dying... 1726 01:53:29,583 --> 01:53:32,177 they will always... 1727 01:53:33,520 --> 01:53:34,680 be me. 1728 01:53:40,827 --> 01:53:42,351 We are still... 1729 01:53:43,363 --> 01:53:44,853 in the desert. 1730 01:53:53,106 --> 01:53:55,074 1731 02:02:12,739 --> 02:02:15,674 # All my life it was my dream # 1732 02:02:15,742 --> 02:02:18,108 # All my life it was my dream # 1733 02:02:18,177 --> 02:02:21,408 # To be a bad motherfuckin' US Marine # 1734 02:02:21,481 --> 02:02:24,644 # To be a bad motherfuckin' US Marine ## 113974