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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,700 you 2 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:27,730 Chris Chris 3 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:50,959 oh hello i strong young Christmas going 4 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:51,920 to propose to me so top son um I can't 5 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:54,400 really who you call me back when you a 6 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,400 better reception 7 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:09,569 I never wanted to get married I mean I 8 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:12,990 had nothing against it per se it's just 9 00:03:09,569 --> 00:03:14,510 it was never a fantasy of mine and no my 10 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:18,690 parents aren't divorced and I'm not 11 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:23,660 emotionally damaged I grew up in a 12 00:03:18,690 --> 00:03:23,660 crowded apartment in Brooklyn that's mom 13 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:36,360 grandma dad and me I always had the 14 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:38,250 nagging sense that life was short and I 15 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,709 really wanted to be somebody 16 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:43,830 preferably someone who died tragically 17 00:03:40,709 --> 00:03:51,690 young leaving behind a trail of grieving 18 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:54,690 fans and lovers I just can't believe it 19 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:56,250 oh yeah this is a good thing I know I 20 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:56,730 know it's just I don't think I'm ready 21 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:59,100 for this 22 00:03:56,730 --> 00:04:01,170 I'm not waste material look Sonia if 23 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:05,750 you're really not ready then just go in 24 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:05,750 there and talk to him he's got a whole 25 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:13,200 you know what I'll do i I'm just um I'm 26 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:14,220 gonna tell you yes now and then I'm just 27 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,700 gonna tell him that I'm not ready later 28 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,700 that's a little 29 00:04:19,919 --> 00:04:26,840 I'm sorry I just saw the him and I 30 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,840 panicked 31 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:31,740 not panicked but I freaked out 32 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:44,699 we would relate maybe I'm so sorry I'm 33 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,699 sorry 34 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:56,000 hi Chris is me I'm so sorry 35 00:05:52,759 --> 00:06:02,440 we we please call me when you can 36 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:02,440 I love you thank you 37 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:26,899 you know it's so beautiful around here 38 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:37,189 poppies are expensive I like them from 39 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:42,479 your wedding 40 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:44,429 Nora what I'm pregnant and a bride these 41 00:06:42,479 --> 00:06:46,639 are my best friends we all went to high 42 00:06:44,429 --> 00:06:50,219 school together when we were younger 43 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:51,869 romance seemed simple all you had to do 44 00:06:50,219 --> 00:06:53,399 was become a gorgeous independent 45 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:56,429 prostitute and the rest would fall into 46 00:06:53,399 --> 00:06:59,039 place in college it turned out it wasn't 47 00:06:56,429 --> 00:07:00,509 PC to want to be a prostitute even one 48 00:06:59,039 --> 00:07:02,159 with as much self-respect as Julia 49 00:07:00,509 --> 00:07:05,519 Roberts so we you reshaped our 50 00:07:02,159 --> 00:07:07,800 priorities like the ladies of Sex in the 51 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:11,399 City we too were going to make the most 52 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:12,989 of our 20s and 30s but it turned out to 53 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:14,459 be pretty hard juggling our budding 54 00:07:12,989 --> 00:07:17,659 careers in a social life 55 00:07:14,459 --> 00:07:21,869 and soon we all had boyfriends and then 56 00:07:17,659 --> 00:07:23,550 suddenly we married a guy whose 40th 57 00:07:21,869 --> 00:07:28,110 birthday she'd organized for her party 58 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:32,369 planning firm he designed it and I 59 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:33,990 married a guy from her yoga studio it's 60 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,069 just a placeholder until he can afford 61 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:36,689 the real one 62 00:07:35,069 --> 00:07:38,669 Nora's fiance mark was a friend of 63 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:41,999 Chris's and we'd introduce them only six 64 00:07:38,669 --> 00:07:48,800 months earlier until we were at least 30 65 00:07:41,999 --> 00:07:53,459 to get married we are 30 he'll call 66 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:56,660 hello son mark did you talk to Chris 67 00:07:53,459 --> 00:08:00,730 yeah beyond 68 00:07:56,660 --> 00:08:03,560 and he's fucked up this is fucked up 69 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:08,840 what oh yeah he says to tell her to put 70 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:11,440 out the candles okay I love you to keep 71 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:14,540 buying what do you say 72 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:19,550 he told mark to remind you to put out 73 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:24,650 the candles oh that's it he said he's 74 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:27,370 sounding pretty broken up God we put 75 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:27,370 into a coma 76 00:08:55,630 --> 00:09:26,930 thank you no no come on no no no no I 77 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:30,430 don't I don't know come on oh oh it's 78 00:09:26,930 --> 00:09:30,430 cool I didn't like those anyways sorry 79 00:09:33,819 --> 00:09:46,999 back side two forward three side for how 80 00:09:42,589 --> 00:09:48,559 do you know how to do this mark and I 81 00:09:46,999 --> 00:09:57,639 started a ballroom dancing club at 82 00:09:48,559 --> 00:10:02,299 college to make girls one girl signed up 83 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:04,189 been about seven other dudes so we 84 00:10:02,299 --> 00:10:07,909 mostly just danced with each other oh my 85 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:11,720 god I can't believe you had to start a 86 00:10:07,909 --> 00:10:19,539 dance club to meet girls hey Mark 87 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:19,539 yeah but you wait really 88 00:10:21,729 --> 00:10:24,970 all right 89 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:43,380 you know we talked about before I told 90 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:47,940 you that I wasn't really ready that was 91 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:50,370 a year ago well we hadn't really talked 92 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:51,510 about it since then you know I guess I 93 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:53,730 just wanted to surprise you 94 00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:55,650 I thought you said it was stupid when 95 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:57,660 people talked all about it and when you 96 00:10:55,650 --> 00:11:02,630 picked out the ring together and just 97 00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:02,630 acted like it was a big surprise yeah 98 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:27,570 sorry that wasn't it no yesterday no 99 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:32,820 what she just needs some time to think 100 00:11:27,570 --> 00:11:37,460 about it yeah Donny great is that it's 101 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:37,460 okay sure 102 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:56,140 I gotta go to my be like oh there I'm 103 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:56,140 sorry I'm such an asshole 104 00:11:56,350 --> 00:12:02,350 it's okay 105 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:02,350 probably gonna die few years younger now 106 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:16,070 been proposed to I've been proposed to 107 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:17,750 I've been I've been proposed to and just 108 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:19,520 left out every doubt I ever had about 109 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:21,170 marriage floated up in my brain like 110 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:24,590 when people fish with a dynamite 111 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:31,970 I worried Chris and I weren't compatible 112 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:34,250 enough amazing the way they like sees 113 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:43,450 their fate and they just really did 114 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:51,620 their thing the dot but would you rather 115 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:53,630 you know I have to I worried well 116 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:59,170 frankly recently I worried we didn't 117 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:59,170 have enough sex or the right kind of sex 118 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:11,890 I think that's too sheer 119 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:27,420 and three I always thought that by the 120 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:31,150 time I got married I would be different 121 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:36,700 better you like a real woman more 122 00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:39,510 accomplished cleaner bolder you like 123 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,510 her 124 00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:50,250 who was I kidding 125 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:50,250 I mean just look at her 126 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:56,240 she's probably wearing a lady bra not a 127 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,720 sports bra that gives her one flat 128 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,720 uniboob 129 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:06,630 she probably had a light gluten-free 130 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:06,630 breakfast 131 00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:15,420 she's obviously traveled all over 132 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:33,580 have loads of lovers this is where I 133 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:37,090 work we write music for commercials you 134 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:38,230 know like Nabisco but also just 135 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:42,400 background music that you wouldn't 136 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:44,200 necessarily notice I try and compose as 137 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:48,220 much as I can but my actual job is 138 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:52,480 assisting the other composers warning hi 139 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:54,040 I just need that's my boss back this 140 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:58,030 Macy's Christmas sale 141 00:14:54,040 --> 00:15:00,630 already oh and I put you on the baby 142 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,630 wash job 143 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:19,080 is your pile and this is so great huh 144 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:22,620 thank you so much you or yours too 145 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:25,020 genius at this yeah you are no seriously 146 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:27,480 this is like the most amazing composing 147 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:29,430 website I've ever seen well I hope that 148 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:33,660 you know what you wanted oh no was it 149 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:35,360 was I a Hitler client oh oh we're not 150 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:43,170 Hitler 151 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:48,750 maybe Mussolini oh um well let me get 152 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:54,420 you your check hey would you maybe you 153 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:58,740 want to get a drink oh I would love to 154 00:15:54,420 --> 00:16:01,080 but I'm in this complicated thing 155 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:03,540 understood yeah no I'm sorry I'm so 156 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:13,790 sorry I'm sorry that was inappropriate I 157 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:29,490 guess thanks and good luck on everything 158 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:33,980 seriously gonna be huge thank you why 159 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:33,980 did you say no you said no ladies 160 00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:45,699 there's nothing complicated about it 161 00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:49,959 Zack just uses you when he's lonely okay 162 00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:53,610 so remember my boss Zack he wasn't 163 00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:53,610 always just my boss 164 00:16:55,639 --> 00:17:00,720 in my defense Zack was a really talented 165 00:16:58,499 --> 00:17:02,819 musician plus he traveled all over and 166 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,019 had these amazing stories like the time 167 00:17:02,819 --> 00:17:06,269 you saved a little Indian boy from a 168 00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:08,600 snakebite and was given this sitar and 169 00:17:06,269 --> 00:17:08,600 gratitude 170 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:52,990 I'm so embarrassed 171 00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:55,150 you should not be best I thought it was 172 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:56,950 great well I've never seen anything like 173 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:59,770 yeah cuz it was terrible 174 00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:02,860 no I thought it was interesting and I 175 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:04,840 thought your music was terrific really 176 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:07,390 yeah absolutely I thought I made the 177 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:09,429 film you really think that mm-hmm ha 2 178 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:11,260 percent you know I'm kind of proud of it 179 00:18:09,429 --> 00:18:13,900 too because this director had pushed me 180 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:16,179 this really some modern bla direction 181 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:18,549 you know it's us all scariest sounds and 182 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:20,049 there was no actual music music but I 183 00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:22,330 was just I really wanted it to have an 184 00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:24,309 old-fashioned theme driven vibe you know 185 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:26,320 like like Hitchcock is gonna say that 186 00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:28,419 really yeah 187 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:32,710 this felt like how did the theme every 188 00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:36,880 time the shark came around yeah yeah my 189 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:40,659 my butternut what no no no I just like I 190 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:42,870 can't say you can't I can't yeah I don't 191 00:18:40,659 --> 00:18:48,299 it makes me very self-conscious singing 192 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:50,409 dancing oh wow you're a lot of fun yeah 193 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:52,990 yeah everyone at work makes fun of me 194 00:18:50,409 --> 00:18:57,520 for that but I just I cannot do it it 195 00:18:52,990 --> 00:19:01,030 makes me feel naked so what about 196 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:03,750 singing in the shower well there I'm 197 00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:03,750 already naked 198 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:17,850 so 199 00:19:10,710 --> 00:20:04,350 my place or yours just kidding but do 200 00:19:17,850 --> 00:20:06,510 you want to go over something that 201 00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:10,620 always confused me in romantic movies is 202 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:23,810 I'll go freshen up what are they doing 203 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:26,670 there am i doing a wrong thing back i 204 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:35,100 bet to tell you really look really 205 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:42,570 pretty today oh mercy um do you want to 206 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:47,430 see my studio Wow 207 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:49,190 like a real studio yeah pretty much I've 208 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:54,050 been saving up all year and I just 209 00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:54,050 soundproof my window Hey 210 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:06,310 Wow yeah 211 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:06,310 I could murder you no one would hear it 212 00:21:31,669 --> 00:21:44,010 Wow what a really nice booth 213 00:21:37,669 --> 00:22:09,799 thank you I've been told by anyone 214 00:21:44,010 --> 00:22:09,799 special sorry something fell out of you 215 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,559 you okay 216 00:22:30,530 --> 00:22:40,160 oh boy so um obviously we should still 217 00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:43,340 use a condom yeah yeah not that you 218 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,990 don't seem a disease I know it was 219 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:47,150 actually is actually you that I was 220 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:52,030 worried about I was gonna say we should 221 00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:52,030 use to safety in numbers 222 00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:06,620 driver pigs yeah I know but shouldn't we 223 00:23:04,490 --> 00:23:08,570 be listening to Mozart or something for 224 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:11,360 the baby yeah if you on your baby to be 225 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:15,580 like a weird overachieving little freak 226 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:15,580 better that than a granola lesbian 227 00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:22,710 dude I can't believe this whole place is 228 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,960 yours 229 00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:26,070 I know it's actually the smallest house 230 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,860 in the neighborhood the real estate 231 00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:30,710 market just ass raped us speaking of 232 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:33,140 which did Nora tell you Mars happen 233 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:37,680 what come on I want to show you inside 234 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:39,960 I'm sorry it was an accident her belly 235 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,630 has me all disoriented this is the 236 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:49,320 dining room 237 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:52,650 no the kitchen did you think we're like 238 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:58,230 total sellouts first law school now this 239 00:23:52,650 --> 00:24:00,090 no no no it's just so no no I know yeah 240 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:03,600 look how clean it is 241 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:04,920 it really is impressively clean it was 242 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,770 dumb man I should have told people 243 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:12,140 before him everybody at work looks at me 244 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:15,200 like I have cancer fuck so now what I 245 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:17,190 don't know guess she's thinking about it 246 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,200 well either way man I'm sure it's not 247 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:24,900 you like if she says no she would have 248 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:29,850 said no to any guy what do you mean well 249 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:32,040 I'm not saying she's a lesbian look I'm 250 00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:34,770 no expert but most girls are dying for 251 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:38,370 this shit like Nora begged me to marry 252 00:24:34,770 --> 00:24:39,150 her and she was a lesbian she begged you 253 00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:45,780 yeah dude 254 00:24:39,150 --> 00:24:50,030 begged Sonja's different right well 255 00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:53,010 that's what I'm trying to say just maybe 256 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:54,030 resolve this sooner than later because 257 00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:55,320 you don't want to stick around for 258 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:55,860 another two years if she's not gonna 259 00:24:55,320 --> 00:25:05,400 marry you 260 00:24:55,860 --> 00:25:08,790 Oh Oh Chris can help me dig out that 261 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:10,710 stump why do you need to dig out his 262 00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:13,830 tongue because that's where we're gonna 263 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:16,710 bury learn things foreskin it's a Jewish 264 00:25:13,830 --> 00:25:17,570 tradition no we are not butchering baby 265 00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:19,400 Eli 266 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:26,680 Bing 267 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:26,680 Bing as in like Chandler Bing no Crosby 268 00:25:32,559 --> 00:25:40,550 I just need a little time you know I 269 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:43,490 still feel like I need to UM make it 270 00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:47,360 evolve Oh more you know I you know like 271 00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:49,130 in general and you know at work too but 272 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:51,770 I also was thinking that maybe you know 273 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:52,610 we could work on some stuff get spice 274 00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:55,270 things up a little bit 275 00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:57,880 how much time do you think you'll need I 276 00:25:55,270 --> 00:26:00,110 don't know because the uncertainty is 277 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:02,270 kind of killing me it's not really that 278 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:04,179 uncertain it was not uncertain that we 279 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:07,370 just set a date for our engagement for 280 00:26:04,179 --> 00:26:09,200 my month or two there two months or two 281 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:13,360 three what if I need six months what if 282 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:13,360 I don't know how long I'm gonna need 283 00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:25,590 Chris and maybe we shouldn't 284 00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:29,260 be together 285 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:34,390 you gonna break up with me if I don't 286 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:37,600 know if I don't give you a date to get 287 00:26:34,390 --> 00:26:39,750 engaged by but you don't get it I love 288 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:43,270 you and I want to be with you forever I 289 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:48,100 think you're perfect I don't think you 290 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:53,140 need to evolve and I think we're great 291 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:57,120 too and if you don't then maybe you just 292 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:57,120 want different things we always will 293 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:07,860 can I at least have a few days to think 294 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:10,270 about this is so crazy 295 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:14,409 women give men all tomatoes all the time 296 00:27:10,270 --> 00:27:16,779 and maybe he's right and me were I think 297 00:27:14,409 --> 00:27:18,730 two different you guys love each other 298 00:27:16,779 --> 00:27:22,529 as much as any couple I know and before 299 00:27:18,730 --> 00:27:22,529 all this you guys were doing green right 300 00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:41,740 did you email about Google I don't think 301 00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:46,330 I want to why you said that that's every 302 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:51,250 nerd stream job why no I'm I'm planning 303 00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:52,360 my job here this is your career this is 304 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:53,399 your whole life you don't want to just 305 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:56,529 be fine with it 306 00:27:53,399 --> 00:28:04,480 you're so great at what you do you you 307 00:27:56,529 --> 00:28:06,399 you should pursue this maybe why are you 308 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,510 getting so worked up about this because 309 00:28:06,399 --> 00:28:09,429 you're just you're like this with 310 00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:12,610 everything it's like you're you're okay 311 00:28:09,429 --> 00:28:15,190 with everything just being okay why 312 00:28:12,610 --> 00:28:19,809 shouldn't I be because okay is like it's 313 00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:22,570 you know it's like settling for seven 314 00:28:19,809 --> 00:28:25,510 out of ten seven is great seven is it's 315 00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:27,159 that's barely passing if you could if 316 00:28:25,510 --> 00:28:29,320 you get below a 70 on a test you fail 317 00:28:27,159 --> 00:28:30,640 you only live once and you should at 318 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,649 least try to have everything in your 319 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:35,740 life Peyton that's crazy that's not 320 00:28:32,649 --> 00:28:39,779 crazy why is that crazy I think you're a 321 00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:43,440 ten I think you're more than a 10 you do 322 00:28:39,779 --> 00:28:43,440 of course I do 323 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:56,830 why what do you think I am I think we 324 00:28:49,870 --> 00:28:59,920 just grade differently I'm sorry okay I 325 00:28:56,830 --> 00:29:00,940 think you're ten can we please just 326 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:18,580 forget it 327 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:22,480 I'm fine look see this this is where I 328 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:24,670 live right like a really great day it's 329 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:27,850 like a seven okay 330 00:29:24,670 --> 00:29:32,790 like the day my dad died it's probably a 331 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:39,340 two and I just I live right in there 332 00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:42,940 you know I think you're amazing yes I've 333 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:44,500 never met anybody you like you I think 334 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:46,570 that's one of the reasons that I don't 335 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:49,200 really care about the job thing is 336 00:29:46,570 --> 00:29:54,370 because I'm so happy with you 337 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:58,210 plus it's in San Francisco you love New 338 00:29:54,370 --> 00:30:03,059 York you know but if you love it we 339 00:29:58,210 --> 00:30:03,059 could figure something out you know 340 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,440 they still mad at me no no we're just 341 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:19,860 gonna get a little work done 342 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:23,040 we will tomorrow okay oh that's how my 343 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:25,370 grandma used to kiss me yeah but what 344 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,360 does that mean exactly not all the time 345 00:30:25,370 --> 00:30:29,370 we haven't done it in nine months 346 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,380 seriously not since the baby 347 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:34,200 breastfeeding comes wanna try vagina 348 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:39,050 whoa anyway you really can't compare 349 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:41,010 like that yeah I know that's everybody 350 00:30:39,050 --> 00:30:41,940 but how else am I supposed to gauge 351 00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:44,100 what's acceptable 352 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:46,890 well Krista's behavior certainly isn't 353 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:48,300 acceptable I don't know I I think that 354 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:50,010 he made some fair points 355 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:52,410 he doesn't cave you should definitely 356 00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:54,540 get to keep the place what do you mean 357 00:30:52,410 --> 00:30:56,910 well you're not gonna let him extort a 358 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:59,340 yes out of you are you it's not 359 00:30:56,910 --> 00:31:01,830 extortion an ultimatum is an acceptable 360 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:05,310 form of negotiation extortion is illegal 361 00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:08,390 what oh I can't think straight you 362 00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:08,390 should talk to him 363 00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:32,559 I'm Laura we read the same train right 364 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,110 yes 365 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:37,929 Sonia what you get just some underwear 366 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:41,080 I'm Way behind on my laundry oh me too 367 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:44,530 did you see there's a sale on cosa 368 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:47,620 Bella's oh I've never tried the whole 369 00:31:44,530 --> 00:31:49,120 song thing oh you know I used to be like 370 00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:50,620 that too but they're actually totally 371 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,419 comfortable and much more flattering 372 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:54,220 than you would think and you can't see 373 00:31:52,419 --> 00:31:59,980 them not even through us or wrong I 374 00:31:54,220 --> 00:32:04,059 travel a lot for work you dreamt of 375 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:07,660 being a princess now you have a little 376 00:32:04,059 --> 00:32:10,179 princess of your own and we understand 377 00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:13,600 that keeping her clean and healthy is 378 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:15,880 the most important thing to you that's 379 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,490 why all our products are made from the 380 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:22,470 purest organic ingredients with no 381 00:32:18,490 --> 00:32:22,470 artificial or chemical additives 382 00:33:32,650 --> 00:33:39,950 hi Zack hi 383 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:42,170 Judah see Sonya yeah so for me 384 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:43,250 oh we were flower shopping for Nora's 385 00:33:42,170 --> 00:33:44,960 wedding and they gave us some free 386 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:48,620 sample it was so much fun it made me 387 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:51,310 want to get married again sorry it's 388 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:55,910 okay it's not like I have a disease 389 00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:58,520 smell this one Wow 390 00:33:55,910 --> 00:34:00,080 that's what I said he said it's too 391 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:06,820 strong I told you it's different when 392 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:12,620 there's one at every table Sonya yeah 393 00:34:06,820 --> 00:34:15,560 are you wearing a thong no yes you are 394 00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:18,890 okay please don't laugh at me I have 395 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:21,200 thongs no I know I bet I didn't until 396 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:24,890 yesterday and then I picked up the wrong 397 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:26,060 bag so I told my friends about the woman 398 00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:27,860 from the Train and how I'd always 399 00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:30,230 fantasized that by the time I got 400 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:31,490 married I'd be more like her I told them 401 00:34:30,230 --> 00:34:32,960 that I couldn't imagine saying yes to 402 00:34:31,490 --> 00:34:35,060 Kristen arrow given our different 403 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,590 expectations of life and the flow of and 404 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:38,150 that if this meant he was going to dump 405 00:34:36,590 --> 00:34:39,710 me maybe that didn't have to be so 406 00:34:38,150 --> 00:34:42,290 terrible maybe it could even be an 407 00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:44,270 opportunity to explore and grow maybe 408 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:47,270 even do some traveling like that lady 409 00:34:44,270 --> 00:34:50,840 who wrote Eat Pray Love then do it 410 00:34:47,270 --> 00:34:52,580 oh I have a promotional voucher with 411 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,980 virgin we could get you a ticket half 412 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:57,710 off I think it's good for anywhere over 413 00:34:54,980 --> 00:35:00,290 the Atlantic so where would you ideally 414 00:34:57,710 --> 00:35:01,130 want to go well can we wait wait wait I 415 00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:03,320 don't what 416 00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:05,900 but it's okay if Chris backs out we can 417 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:10,270 just reclaim the voucher yes no he's not 418 00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:10,270 gonna back out he won't even speak to me 419 00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:18,040 yeah okay yeah I'll take a few days off 420 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:21,160 okay 421 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:27,910 so where'd you could go to India like 422 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:30,420 scheana Oh Paris Rome you look up the 423 00:35:27,910 --> 00:35:30,420 breed CEO 424 00:35:57,740 --> 00:36:04,320 so I guess this is goodbye 425 00:36:00,990 --> 00:36:07,200 he's a sadness you are lesbian because 426 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:19,130 when I first see you I like you very 427 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:19,130 much hey hi 428 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:30,350 what's that it's night in America for 429 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,350 you 430 00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:48,450 I'm really sorry um I can't be engaged 431 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,340 right now so just let me finish it okay 432 00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:52,380 cuz I actually think that it's okay 433 00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:54,240 you know because I think the ultimatum 434 00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:57,630 made me realize that we want different 435 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:59,880 things at least right now so I bought 436 00:36:57,630 --> 00:37:02,250 this ticket and I'm gonna go to Rome and 437 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,360 do something bold for once and well you 438 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:05,580 saying you don't want to be together at 439 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:08,310 all though didn't you say that we I 440 00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:08,820 write we either get engaged no yeah am i 441 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:12,120 right 442 00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:13,860 right um that a great time on your trip 443 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:19,860 wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait 444 00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:25,980 wait I came here to tell you I want to 445 00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:29,670 be with you no matter what wait wait 446 00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:34,920 wait what oh don't you ever feel like 447 00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:37,850 you haven't really lived I feel like I 448 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,850 was waiting for you to start 449 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:35,260 ciao Mickey Mouse Sonia Friedman 450 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:32,130 so yeah Wow how are you this is so nuts 451 00:42:24,260 --> 00:42:37,490 nuts I don't know we have a work 452 00:42:32,130 --> 00:42:37,490 emergency maybe you help okay yeah yeah 453 00:42:38,000 --> 00:43:06,990 this is my brother 454 00:42:41,210 --> 00:43:15,050 ciao no no no sure personal problem we 455 00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:19,140 do travel guides oh you're missing an H 456 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:19,620 hip-stir hip-stir hip-stir hip-stir for 457 00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:33,900 roma 458 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:37,770 hipster Milan its hipster hipster signal 459 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:39,120 mallet Thank You Audrey and Roman 460 00:43:37,770 --> 00:43:42,000 holiday yeah 461 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:47,600 maybe her lesbian cousin hello I need C 462 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:50,600 omelet mm-hmm walk around a little bit 463 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,600 yeah 464 00:43:51,490 --> 00:44:08,980 and not so much robotic grazie TV show 465 00:44:08,110 --> 00:44:15,190 okay 466 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:19,650 and I Love Lucy hey Captain Hook walking 467 00:44:15,190 --> 00:44:22,270 do their walking dead yeah really 468 00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:27,330 stabbing I don't know anything 469 00:44:22,270 --> 00:44:33,600 I'm Amanda Knox Smurfs the Smurfs girl 470 00:44:27,330 --> 00:44:36,910 Marilyn Monroe oh hey Jimi Hendrix no 471 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:44,140 Kurt Cobain I don't know it's Audrey 472 00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:47,460 Hepburn in Roman holiday ah si si si si 473 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:47,460 pretty woman 474 00:44:49,720 --> 00:45:02,920 Hitler a Fawlty Towers 475 00:44:54,020 --> 00:45:02,920 Charlie Chaplin yes miles daily 476 00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:12,880 honorable Lecter the Bible 477 00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:12,880 Adam and Eve gone with the wind 478 00:45:18,609 --> 00:45:21,819 I'm good 479 00:45:57,940 --> 00:46:07,869 sorry sorry sorry sorry I don't think he 480 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:09,760 knows uh I just I almost just gotten 481 00:46:07,869 --> 00:46:18,130 engaged and I don't I don't think I'm 482 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:20,010 ready for this I'm sorry oh I I've never 483 00:46:18,130 --> 00:46:32,289 done the whole a groom your privates 484 00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:33,940 thing oh my god seriously I can't 485 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:38,410 believe I'm letting you do this no more 486 00:46:33,940 --> 00:46:41,609 with you have you done this before my 487 00:46:38,410 --> 00:46:41,609 family old gobblers 488 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:52,890 the piache hmm great yeah offer me candy 489 00:46:49,770 --> 00:46:56,450 and then asked me to get your van you 490 00:46:52,890 --> 00:47:00,839 know like an after-school special like a 491 00:46:56,450 --> 00:47:02,579 child molester ah si si si no we don't 492 00:47:00,839 --> 00:47:08,180 have those in Italy is a free society 493 00:47:02,579 --> 00:47:10,049 more open not so comes to nature repress 494 00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:12,210 we love who we love 495 00:47:10,049 --> 00:47:20,660 that just sounds like it's okay to be a 496 00:47:12,210 --> 00:47:24,660 child molester in Italy I kiss you know 497 00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:29,270 we kiss already know uh you say the rest 498 00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:29,270 of our marriage okay 499 00:48:02,010 --> 00:48:08,380 Bella Sonia I had to go and take some 500 00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:11,620 money and phone I pay you back 501 00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:13,750 I'm almost married - and we have baby 502 00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:17,200 soon I promised her rain but never have 503 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:23,400 enough money please forgive me 504 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:23,400 and remember I like you always Pablito 505 00:48:33,540 --> 00:48:47,830 I really miss you guys so um this thing 506 00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:52,290 is I think I just got robbed 507 00:48:47,830 --> 00:48:59,070 I mean I know that I did 508 00:48:52,290 --> 00:49:05,370 hello hello all right 509 00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:11,580 yeah hi yeah 510 00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:16,290 oh I know it's it's the TV are you all 511 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:21,660 right yeah I'm fine I just uh I was an 512 00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:28,850 idiot and I got robbed but when in Rome 513 00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:28,850 yeah okay physically yeah no totally 514 00:49:36,710 --> 00:49:40,430 Bologna Chris 515 00:49:52,780 --> 00:50:03,910 a beyond our own personal security is a 516 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:07,420 turbulent ankle I probably mention 517 00:50:03,910 --> 00:50:09,760 peyote volta sequester from teen juan 518 00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:14,640 serrano in 2000 when I taught a villain 519 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,640 Tata Sperry mo petrochemical founders 520 00:50:44,550 --> 00:50:59,290 so it wasn't amazing um amazing no but 521 00:50:50,560 --> 00:51:01,120 I'm glad I went I guess why didn't you 522 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:02,700 take your clothes off it was just to 523 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,960 give him an idea 524 00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:08,940 okay well I'll have to do something 525 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,940 about this but I think you look gorgeous 526 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,140 it's beautiful it's beautiful I don't 527 00:51:11,710 --> 00:51:17,140 know I just don't feel like it's me 528 00:51:13,140 --> 00:51:19,030 honey you would be a burlap sack yes 529 00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:21,010 that's what I was talking about when I 530 00:51:19,030 --> 00:51:23,110 said I wanted something more canvas II 531 00:51:21,010 --> 00:51:26,350 Kemba see wait are you talking about 532 00:51:23,110 --> 00:51:28,180 linen yes lady you know 533 00:51:26,350 --> 00:51:31,330 linen is what you wear to a beach party 534 00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:33,880 it's casual at wrinkles so casual is 535 00:51:31,330 --> 00:51:37,590 good please why can't we just make this 536 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,590 whole wedding thing more homey 537 00:51:38,130 --> 00:51:42,870 okay I'll see what I can do 538 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:53,970 we're still living with you guys 539 00:51:54,470 --> 00:51:58,180 I see these 540 00:51:58,530 --> 00:52:01,670 why don't you come for dinner 541 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,840 would be the point point would be to 542 00:52:04,510 --> 00:52:10,190 have dinner 543 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:10,190 just think about it okay 544 00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:22,060 hey I'm gonna head out are you okay Tara 545 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:26,620 left me for good this time oh man I'm so 546 00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:29,470 sorry oh listen I need you to do me a 547 00:52:26,620 --> 00:52:29,980 favor I need to get out of here I'm a 548 00:52:29,470 --> 00:52:31,000 mess 549 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:33,010 can you just throw something together 550 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,020 for me for that sneaker thing oh well 551 00:52:33,010 --> 00:52:37,750 actually I I have a dinner 552 00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:41,340 it may take you long you just got back 553 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:44,000 from vacation your rocket I know it 554 00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:46,670 you've run 555 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,320 you swim 556 00:52:46,670 --> 00:52:51,050 you climb 557 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:56,420 you fight 558 00:52:51,050 --> 00:53:02,620 you fall you get up and you do it all 559 00:52:56,420 --> 00:53:02,620 again because you are a woman 560 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:36,900 okay they've been going on for about 561 00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:40,740 21st century and you carry hi gran hides 562 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:57,600 happen hi God Gary is the Midwife fit us 563 00:53:40,740 --> 00:54:00,180 no actually that's funny just can say 564 00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:05,160 Midwife means with woman said he could 565 00:54:00,180 --> 00:54:07,860 be a man or a woman okay I'm a man he 566 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:11,820 doesn't understand he just doesn't 567 00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:14,760 respect my opinion oh come on sure he 568 00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:16,920 does oh I did all this homework I did 569 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,810 all this research I mean Gary is the 570 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,460 seventh weighted Midwife in the 571 00:54:18,810 --> 00:54:26,550 tri-state area 572 00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:28,200 actually it's six now well everything 573 00:54:26,550 --> 00:54:31,860 looks great I think we got it I think we 574 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:34,680 got a good one coming so nice to meet 575 00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:36,890 you nice to meet you too Gary Nora take 576 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:41,610 care I will see you soon 577 00:54:36,890 --> 00:54:48,150 yes thanks Gary all right stay cool okay 578 00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:50,160 you know hey what if Mark and I just 579 00:54:48,150 --> 00:54:50,850 rushed into this I mean we hardly know 580 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,040 each other 581 00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:55,710 you guys are amazing together you won't 582 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:58,740 even talk to Gary he won't listen you 583 00:54:55,710 --> 00:55:02,370 will I think he's just scared scared a 584 00:54:58,740 --> 00:55:04,770 foot you know guys they get squeamish 585 00:55:02,370 --> 00:55:07,890 and you know scared about stuff that 586 00:55:04,770 --> 00:55:10,200 they don't know about he did tell me 587 00:55:07,890 --> 00:55:19,670 that he had a dream that Gary ate the 588 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:24,180 baby oh did you see Chris yeah and I 589 00:55:19,670 --> 00:55:27,660 feel like I'm intruding you told him was 590 00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:29,490 coming right you're not interrupting you 591 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:32,220 didn't tell them I don't mean to tell 592 00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:33,080 him he wants to see you I know he wants 593 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:54,280 to see you and this is 594 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:54,280 house where's mark bathroom house true 595 00:55:55,030 --> 00:55:58,870 I'm sorry my best 596 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:12,450 thanks you guys hey did Chris tell you 597 00:56:10,890 --> 00:56:14,430 that he's been teaching me to dance I 598 00:56:12,450 --> 00:56:19,650 want to surprise mark for the wedding 599 00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:23,520 you want to show her sure okay it's 600 00:56:19,650 --> 00:56:26,310 really hard okay yeah 601 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:41,280 one two not as impressive if you count 602 00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:46,820 out loud oh oh yeah you're you're going 603 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:46,820 to soon Oh awesome 604 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:11,260 we're gonna eat or what I uh I'm gonna 605 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:13,420 take off going oh you're you're not 606 00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:13,900 gonna stay for dinner no sorry I gotta 607 00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:22,360 go 608 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:23,650 I did I'm so sorry I I should have told 609 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,780 him you were coming I guess we caught 610 00:57:23,650 --> 00:57:26,710 him off guard but I know he wants to see 611 00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:29,250 you okay 612 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:29,250 shut up mark 613 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:21,160 I'm totally stuffed down with the 614 00:58:18,619 --> 00:58:21,160 spanner table 615 00:58:27,390 --> 00:58:33,359 like John 616 00:58:29,079 --> 00:58:33,359 it's crazy we're over here 617 00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:49,710 Oh so on 618 00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:50,850 we're doing the seating chart at Nora's 619 00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:52,440 and Chris was there he hasn't just 620 00:58:50,850 --> 00:58:58,200 broken up so I didn't want to sit with 621 00:58:52,440 --> 00:59:03,140 me it was okay you know 622 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:06,870 why would II um I'm gonna get my music 623 00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:10,220 hey hey hey hey I'm sure he would love 624 00:59:06,870 --> 00:59:10,220 to sit with you if he knew you wanted to 625 00:59:11,450 --> 00:59:17,760 you won't even look at me he proposed 626 00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:21,500 you three weeks ago he loves you 627 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:26,750 you're being loony listen to me 628 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:26,750 seriously he's got to talk to him 629 00:59:38,989 --> 00:59:44,640 Jonathan is with him right now hi hi I'm 630 00:59:42,839 --> 00:59:47,069 Katie I went to college with mark and 631 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:50,069 Chris hi Sonia I was just going to show 632 00:59:47,069 --> 00:59:51,839 Chris my kid anyway so I literally feel 633 00:59:50,069 --> 00:59:53,910 like I haven't slept in two and a half 634 00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:55,380 years I swear before I hear these 635 00:59:53,910 --> 00:59:57,420 stories about people throwing their 636 00:59:55,380 --> 00:59:57,930 babies in the garbage and whatever and I 637 00:59:57,420 --> 01:00:01,710 thought 638 00:59:57,930 --> 01:00:04,440 animals but now I can understand I mean 639 01:00:01,710 --> 01:00:10,670 I wouldn't obviously but do either of 640 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:10,670 you have kids no no mmm they're great 641 01:00:13,249 --> 01:00:20,119 well I'm gonna get another drink 642 01:00:15,809 --> 01:00:20,119 you guys want anything no thank you 643 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:30,890 that kid looked a little like the devil 644 01:00:25,670 --> 01:00:33,420 grant I wasn't really good to see you 645 01:00:30,890 --> 01:00:39,119 the other night Chris we need you for 646 01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:43,020 pictures Lee we please hold on to sit 647 01:00:39,119 --> 01:00:45,450 with you tonight after dinner part they 648 01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:48,560 seated us at different tables but I 649 01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:48,560 really want to sit with you 650 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:52,460 I really miss you 651 01:00:52,980 --> 01:00:56,210 to have to talk to you 652 01:00:58,310 --> 01:01:09,250 nope good I promise to love you take 653 01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:14,030 care of you 654 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:16,490 put up with you and never to watch TV 655 01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:32,780 shows without you and then pretend I 656 01:01:16,490 --> 01:01:34,810 haven't seen them Nora I what she said 657 01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:37,610 everything she said is what I think do 658 01:01:34,810 --> 01:01:39,620 well folks there you have it mark 659 01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:43,930 Nora and now pronounce you husband and 660 01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:43,930 wife mark may kiss the bride 661 01:02:05,370 --> 01:02:09,760 so we get in tomorrow and Lee said that 662 01:02:08,140 --> 01:02:12,910 right away they greet us would like this 663 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:16,210 crazy spread oh did she tell you how 664 01:02:12,910 --> 01:02:22,300 we're gonna be rich no I have a great 665 01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:23,200 idea it's genius three ounce lube till 666 01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:25,120 death do us part 667 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:28,060 come no i'm see this is a serious idea 668 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:29,860 okay if you you can get shampoo you can 669 01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:30,670 get lotion you can get all that stuff in 670 01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:32,710 a travel-size 671 01:02:30,670 --> 01:02:35,470 you can't find travel-size lube anywhere 672 01:02:32,710 --> 01:02:37,750 I spent all morning with an eyedropper 673 01:02:35,470 --> 01:02:38,680 filling a bunch of containers of it 674 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:42,510 mm-hmm 675 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:42,510 that's really what he did yeah 676 01:03:19,180 --> 01:03:35,950 Chris I'm so sorry for everything so 677 01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:37,300 you had a horrible tonight and it's safe 678 01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:39,600 to say it's the worst decision you've 679 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:39,600 ever made 680 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:57,710 do you still love me of course I still 681 01:03:54,390 --> 01:03:57,710 love you you moron 682 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:08,720 yes dude our songs coming on next 683 01:05:11,970 --> 01:05:21,660 okay I got some catching up to do girls 684 01:05:25,950 --> 01:05:38,010 okay was mark yesterday so cute adorable 685 01:05:31,319 --> 01:05:38,010 your speech was really good Beatrice 686 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:45,990 hello no sim 687 01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:55,980 oh wow you know absolutely that sounds 688 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:59,970 great 689 01:05:55,980 --> 01:05:59,970 yeah no I'll get back to you by Monday 690 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:12,390 thank you great how's that I got the 691 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:12,390 Google job 692 01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:24,530 my god I didn't even know you applied oh 693 01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:28,970 I'm so proud of you my son 694 01:06:24,530 --> 01:06:30,980 it's just what about us don't figure 695 01:06:28,970 --> 01:06:33,580 something out we could see each other on 696 01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:35,540 weekends um we could meet in the middle 697 01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:38,060 eventually you can get a transfer the 698 01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:40,130 New York office you know we'll figure it 699 01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:44,890 out I don't want to be in a 700 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:46,970 long-distance relationship I'm 32 701 01:06:44,890 --> 01:06:47,510 honestly I'd rather just not take the 702 01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:50,540 job 703 01:06:47,510 --> 01:06:51,950 you can't not take the job why rather 704 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,790 use you this is a once in a lifetime 705 01:06:51,950 --> 01:07:00,530 opportunity 706 01:06:52,790 --> 01:07:03,500 you can't not take the job what are you 707 01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:05,270 doing don't you see we're headed right 708 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:07,220 back to where we started because I'm 709 01:07:05,270 --> 01:07:08,599 pushing you with this job thing I want 710 01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:10,940 you to be happy I want you fulfill your 711 01:07:08,599 --> 01:07:14,080 potential make me happy and you know 712 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:14,080 exactly what that is 713 01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:30,319 wait wait wait wait wait what um to the 714 01:07:26,779 --> 01:07:34,220 idea amenable yeah Sonya amenable people 715 01:07:30,319 --> 01:07:36,440 are amenable to paying taxes I don't 716 01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:38,180 want you to do this for me what I can't 717 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:39,829 help it if your fantasy isn't mine 718 01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:41,690 marriage isn't a fantasy it's what 719 01:07:39,829 --> 01:07:43,970 normal people do okay well I'm sorry I'm 720 01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:49,239 not normal enough for you I don't want 721 01:07:43,970 --> 01:07:49,239 to tell you I loved it you know 722 01:07:52,300 --> 01:07:58,900 look we've given this more than a fair 723 01:07:54,400 --> 01:08:01,170 chance so obviously it's just not gonna 724 01:07:58,900 --> 01:08:01,170 work 725 01:08:26,589 --> 01:08:33,730 stars are just like you and me 726 01:08:28,910 --> 01:08:33,730 I guess that's possible 727 01:08:34,949 --> 01:08:37,009 you 728 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:47,130 wait wait so it wasn't the coach it was 729 01:08:44,530 --> 01:08:47,130 the stepfather 730 01:08:47,370 --> 01:08:53,220 oh yeah 731 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:15,850 we finally heard back from Athletica 732 01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:18,160 okay they love your track seriously like 733 01:09:15,850 --> 01:09:18,609 lost their shit loved it wow that's 734 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,470 great 735 01:09:18,609 --> 01:09:22,690 awesome it's more than awesome c'mon 736 01:09:20,470 --> 01:09:24,460 let's go celebrate can take a rain check 737 01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:26,650 I'm not I'm not feeling very well oh 738 01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:29,580 come on let's go drown our sorrows on 739 01:09:26,650 --> 01:09:32,580 the Athletica tab who's the boss huh 740 01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:32,580 okay 741 01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:37,170 Nirvana's front end 742 01:09:39,950 --> 01:09:47,150 I always thought I'd be dead by 30 743 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:50,000 instead Here I am almost 40 and writing 744 01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:51,800 jingles you know you could look on the 745 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:56,300 bright side what's that 746 01:09:51,800 --> 01:10:01,190 you're not dense oh all the coolest guys 747 01:09:56,300 --> 01:10:06,350 died young James Dean Jimmy Hendrix Jim 748 01:10:01,190 --> 01:10:09,830 Morrison I guess Jim Morrison always 749 01:10:06,350 --> 01:10:12,110 seems kind of lame to me what yeah and 750 01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:20,180 do you think any of those guys were ever 751 01:10:12,110 --> 01:10:23,260 happy happy who's ever happy seriously 752 01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:23,260 when was the last time you were happy 753 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:57,000 I was trying to decide whether to equip 754 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:58,680 my food blog or go to law school version 755 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:03,590 of yourself get in the way of what you 756 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:03,590 really want to do makes you happy mark 757 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:12,570 and it's ok if I want to have a job 758 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:16,470 where I make enough money to oh he's 759 01:11:12,570 --> 01:11:17,970 here uh mark could you give me Chris's 760 01:11:16,470 --> 01:11:21,780 address can you hear me 761 01:11:17,970 --> 01:11:25,140 man's word is his bond come on mark mark 762 01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:28,020 I need Chris's address and I know that 763 01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:30,750 you don't trust me right now but I have 764 01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:31,860 to see how much I want to tell him that 765 01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:35,280 I want to marry him 766 01:11:31,860 --> 01:11:36,900 are you going to propose yeah I heard 767 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,880 her I heard it but I don't have the 768 01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:40,620 address 769 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:43,530 in Pennsylvania it says grandma's 770 01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:47,250 birthday or something okay calm down 771 01:11:43,530 --> 01:11:50,010 no I I think the baby's coming 772 01:11:47,250 --> 01:11:55,680 what what holy shit I'm gonna get the 773 01:11:50,010 --> 01:11:59,490 bad peaceful environment sure come with 774 01:11:55,680 --> 01:12:01,680 you no absolutely not you go do what you 775 01:11:59,490 --> 01:12:05,780 need to do I want this baby to have a 776 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,780 whole set of godparents 777 01:12:10,929 --> 01:12:18,790 hey Sonia hey oh god are you I saw your 778 01:12:16,690 --> 01:12:22,179 ball don't worry about it I brought it 779 01:12:18,790 --> 01:12:26,770 before where you headed Harrisburg I got 780 01:12:22,179 --> 01:12:29,590 a visit the my friend how are you I sell 781 01:12:26,770 --> 01:12:32,850 medical supplies so um I'm doing the 782 01:12:29,590 --> 01:12:32,850 Philly hospitals this week 783 01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:47,909 hey is the baby here no but sewn chris 784 01:12:43,979 --> 01:12:51,079 is here what chris is here Marc put 785 01:12:47,909 --> 01:12:51,079 something up on Facebook 786 01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:58,760 sir I'm really sorry but I have to get 787 01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,679 off the bus and please take your seat 788 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:03,050 please sir this is an emergency I can't 789 01:13:00,679 --> 01:13:05,179 stop the bus now is to get too long okay 790 01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:08,780 sir ma'am please take your seat please 791 01:13:05,179 --> 01:13:10,130 okay my boyfriend my ex-boyfriend I'm 792 01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:11,900 gonna propose to him that's why I'm on 793 01:13:10,130 --> 01:13:15,769 the bus your boyfriend be the one doing 794 01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:19,039 the propose he tried and you said no yep 795 01:13:15,769 --> 01:13:21,889 sort of so I just early drink know how 796 01:13:19,039 --> 01:13:23,840 he hit you what no no no God we setting 797 01:13:21,889 --> 01:13:27,050 the bar little low here so what was the 798 01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:30,130 problem I don't know I just didn't know 799 01:13:27,050 --> 01:13:34,740 what I wanted to do is my life yeah 800 01:13:30,130 --> 01:13:34,740 when I was young I wanted to be a poet 801 01:14:13,930 --> 01:14:25,780 hi hi say hello to baby am i don't do 802 01:14:22,310 --> 01:14:32,390 his friends it has been a lie Bing 803 01:14:25,780 --> 01:14:34,960 Gessler don't hold him yeah should I 804 01:14:32,390 --> 01:14:34,960 wash my hands first 805 01:14:40,530 --> 01:14:51,820 very very so handsome I know I can't 806 01:14:45,099 --> 01:14:55,899 believe we made him his head is like a 807 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:57,369 little a little change oh my god pot we 808 01:14:55,899 --> 01:15:01,479 smoked before realizing our I was 809 01:14:57,369 --> 01:15:05,079 pregnant well I'm not sure then it's 810 01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:10,059 it's supposed to change it'll definitely 811 01:15:05,079 --> 01:15:10,239 change okay all right I gotta get going 812 01:15:10,059 --> 01:15:15,629 guys 813 01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:15,629 are you leaving congratulations buddy 814 01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:31,179 Chris wait Chris what I know I'm 815 01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:32,349 probably way too late and I know you 816 01:15:31,179 --> 01:15:35,339 have a whole other life going 817 01:15:32,349 --> 01:15:39,129 but I have to tell you something I 818 01:15:35,339 --> 01:15:40,809 screwed up really badly and I'm so sorry 819 01:15:39,129 --> 01:15:42,760 son you have nothing to be sorry about 820 01:15:40,809 --> 01:15:44,649 you can't do anything we're all plus I 821 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:46,300 don't want to go there there's no point 822 01:15:44,649 --> 01:15:48,999 if there's a point there's there's a 823 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:50,589 huge point okay please can I just show 824 01:15:48,999 --> 01:15:53,260 you this one thing he'll take one minute 825 01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:55,289 and then I swear I will never bother you 826 01:15:53,260 --> 01:15:55,289 again 827 01:16:15,660 --> 01:16:18,660 okay 828 01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:43,490 there is no sound um there was there 829 01:16:29,910 --> 01:16:43,490 supposed to be a song it had to be you 830 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:59,930 it had to be you I've wandered around 831 01:16:52,050 --> 01:17:08,240 and finally found somebody who could 832 01:16:59,930 --> 01:17:15,570 make me be true could make me be boo 833 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:27,020 make me be sad or even be glad thinking 834 01:17:15,570 --> 01:17:27,020 of you some some some others I've seen 835 01:17:27,650 --> 01:17:39,800 might never be me why never be cross or 836 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:43,520 try to be boss but they wouldn't do it 837 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:43,520 really do all this for me 838 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:49,350 I'm sorry I push the marriage thing on 839 01:17:45,670 --> 01:17:49,350 you I don't have to get married 840 01:17:52,610 --> 01:18:03,710 seriously will you marry me of course I 841 01:18:01,469 --> 01:18:03,710 will 842 01:20:15,540 --> 01:20:17,600 you 61286