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SO THERE IT IS.
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WE ALL THINK
IT TURNED OUT REALLY GREAT,
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A TRUE COLLABORATION.
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IF I SAW THIS ON A TURNPIKE,
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I'D STOP HERE EVEN IF
I DIDN'T HAVE TO PEE. (laughs)
(woman) I LOVE IT.
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(man) YEAH,
IT'S VERY, VERY NICE.
SO WOULD I.
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(woman) SO NEAT.
WELL, THIS... THIS IS AWFUL.
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YEAH, IT, UH,
IT REALLY SUCKS, JANE.
(man) I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT
ALL ALONG.
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(woman) OH, GOD! UGH!
(man) IT'S TERRIBLE.
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(woman) REALLY BAD.
BLAIR, YOU TOLD US
TO TAKE IT IN THIS DIRECTION.
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WELL, NOW I'M GONNA TELL YOU
TO TAKE IT IN A NEW DIRECTION--
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THE TRASH CAN.
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(inhales deeply)
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(exhales deeply)
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JANE, IT'S THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE
BEEN LATE THIS WEEK, YOU KNOW?
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I MEAN, I'M JUST A MANNY.
I'M NOT A MACHINE.
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ALTHOUGH, IT WOULD BE
PRETTY COOL IF I WAS A MACHINE.
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I'M SORRY, HORATIO. MY BOSS
IS ON A REAL TEAR LATELY.
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AND MY COWORKERS JUST...
(loudly) SOLD ME OUT!
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(normal voice) PLEASE TELL ANNIE
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MAKE IT
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TO HER SOCCER GAME AGAIN.
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Oh, and try
to keep the baby awake
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SO I CAN TELL HER
A BEDTIME STORY.
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?!
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NO. FIRST SLOW EYEBLINK,
SHE'S HITTING THE SACK.
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SHE'S LITTLE, BUT SHE FIGHTS
DIRTY--SPITTING AND COOING.
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OH, THANKS FOR MAKING IT
SOUND SO HORRIBLE, HORATIO.
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IT ALMOST MAKES
STAYING AT WORK BEARABLE.
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(whispers) GOTTA GO.
(sighs) I FEEL BETTER.
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♪♪
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(child giggles)
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(doorbell rings)
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HEY! IT'S MY SISTER...
(chuckles)
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AND HER KIDS.
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AND HER MANNY. OKAY.
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HORATIO!
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I HAVEN'T BEEN
TO THE MARKET ALL WEEK.
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YOU DON'T MIND
IF WE EAT HERE, RIGHT?
NOT AT ALL.
I ALWAYS HAVE A HOT MEAL READY
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FOR A WORKING MOM WHO CAN'T
GET IT TOGETHER FOR HER KIDS.
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IT'S MY DUTY
AS A STAY-AT-HOME.
HEY, YOU--YOU KNOW WHAT,
HORATIO?
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YOU SHOULD COME ON OUT AND KICK
IT WITH ME BY THE GRILL, MAN.
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AH, I GOT
A RASPBERRY HEFEWEIZEN.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
YOU HAVE ANY BEER?
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(Jason) YEAH. YEAH.
HEY, EMS.
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HEY!
WE'RE HERE TO MOOCH.
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THE MORE THE MERRIER.
IT'LL BE FUN SPLITTING
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FOUR PIECES OF
ORIGAMI SEA BASS EIGHT WAYS.
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OH, WE'LL MAKE A GAME OF IT.
SO MOM TAUGHT
ME HOW TO DRIVE TODAY.
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YEAH, JUST THE BASICS--
"T.J. HOOKER" HOOD SLIDE
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AND "THE DUKES OF HAZZARD"
DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW ENTRY.
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OH, I DIDN'T REALIZE
THAT TONIGHT WAS
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THE DRINKING CONTEST.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
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AH, WORK IS TERRIBLE,
AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT ANNIE.
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APPARENTLY, THERE IS
A BULLY AT THE BUS STOP
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TERRORIZING ALL THE KIDS.
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IS HE MAKING FUN
OF HER LITTLE BOOBIES?
NO, SHE'S 11.
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IT'S AWFUL. I WAS BULLIED
WHEN I WAS THAT AGE, TOO.
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DID THEY MAKE FUN
OF YOUR LITTLE BOOBIES?
OKAY, GET OFF THAT.
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HEY, MOM, THEY'RE PLAYING
YOUR COMMERCIAL AGAIN.
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(woman)
♪ IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR A MAN ♪
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♪ OR IN THE BACK OF A VAN ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA
CALL-ALL-ALL YOUR BRAINS OUT ♪
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THAT SONG YOU MADE BACK
IN THE DAY
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JUST MADE US $7 TODAY.
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CA-CHING!
OH!
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AND THEY ONLY HAD TO CHANGE
ONE WORD. (laughs)
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY FRIEND
WAS THE LEAD SINGER OF PONY.
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WE WERE
A SEMINAL PUNK ROCK BAND--
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FROM MARCH '84 TO...
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LATE JULY...
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'84.
OKAY.
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YEAH.
IT WAS HARDCORE.
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YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME
I HEAR THAT SONG,
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IT REMINDS ME
OF THE BACKSEAT
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OF MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND'S
HATCHBACK.
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YOU'RE WELCOME. (laughs)
AND THE FRONT SEAT.
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AND ONE TIME ON THE HOOD.
WOW.
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OKAY. YOU KNOW, ROSEMARY,
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IS IT HARD FOR YOU
TO HEAR YOUR PUNK ROCK ANTHEM
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BE TURNED INTO
A PHONE COMMERCIAL?
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I'M AN ARTIST,
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AND I JUST FELT ARTISTICALLY...
MM-HMM.
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THAT I WOULD LIKE
TO MAKE A TON OF MONEY.
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SO, NOPE, WASN'T THAT HARD.
OKAY, I'M GONNA ASK YOU
SOMETHING CRAZY.
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IS THERE ANY WAY YOU WOULD
CONSIDER PERFORMING WITH PONY
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AT THE EVENT I'M PLANNING?
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THE OTHER LADIES
ON THE COMMITTEE WOULD FREAK.
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PERFORMING?
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(chuckles) I DON'T KNOW.
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OH, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
YEAH.
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I MEAN, I'D HAVE TO
GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER...
SURE.
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AND A LOT OF THOSE GUYS
HAVE NO SELF-ESTEEM ANYMORE...
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OR PHONES. WHAT'S THE EVENT?
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IT'S
A PRESCHOOL FUND-RAISER.
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(laughs)
(laughs) DID YOU....
DID YOU JUST ASK ME
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TO PERFORM WITH PONY
AT A PRESCHOOL FUND-RAISER?
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IS THAT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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OKAY, I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS SUCH A GREAT OPPORTUNITY!
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HELLS, YEAH!
YEAH!
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WHOO! ROCK 'N' ROLL!
PONY!
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♪ AHH ♪
♪ PONY ♪
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(all singing indistinctly)
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YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T
HAVE TO DO THIS.
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HONEY, WE'RE HERE TO HELP.
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OH, I GUARANTEE YOU'RE
JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE.
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(boy) WHAT IS THAT STINK,
PERKINS?
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DID YOU STEP IN IT
OR JUST EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST?
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LOOK AT THAT BULLY
TAKING ON KIDS TWICE HIS SIZE
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LIKE IT'S NOTHING.
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THANK YOUR MOM WHEN YOU SEE HER,
'CAUSE THESE JICAMA STICKS
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JUST SAVED YOU
FROM GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED.
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(vehicle approaching)
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AH, IF IT ISN'T GOOFUS.
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WHAT, NOW YOU HAVE
A LITTLE ENTOURAGE?
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
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HEY, THAT'S HER LUNCH.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHO PACKS HER LUNCH,
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BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS NASTY.
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I GOT IT.
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(clears throat)
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LISTEN, BRO,
YOU SEEM COOL--
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NICE BABY. DID IT
COME OUT OF YOUR BUTT?
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NO.
HEY, YOU HAVE TO REALIZE
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WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE
HURTS PEOPLE.
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THAT'S THE POINT, FATSO.
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WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
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STOP IT.
STOP IT.
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I MEAN IT! CUT IT OUT!
I MEAN IT! CUT IT OUT!
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I'M AN IDIOT!
NICE TO KNOW.
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OOH.
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WOW. HE'S GOOD.
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(laughs)
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SUCKS. BAD.
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WORSE. AWFUL.
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JANE, ARE YOU FEELING WELL?
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I'M FINE.
ARE YOU SURE?
'CAUSE YOUR WORK LOOKS LIKE
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YOU JUST VOMITED
ONTO A PIECE OF PAPER.
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OKAY, ENOUGH. BLAIR, LISTEN.
YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS.
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YOU CAN'T KEEP THROWING MY WORK
AWAY, MAKING ME STAY LATE.
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I NEED TO GO HOME
AND TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS.
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JANE, YOU NEED TO BE
MORE LIKE RHODA--
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LONELY, BARREN, ALLERGIC
TO CATS. THIS WORK IS HER LIFE.
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IT'S ALL I HAVE.
QUIET.
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BESIDES, JANE, YOU DRAW
LIKE A DRUNK GORILLA.
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THIS NEEDS TO GO.
THIS NEEDS TO GO.
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EXCUSE ME?
EXCUSE ME?
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YOU NEED TO STOP... RIGHT NOW.
YOU NEED TO STOP... RIGHT NOW.
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WHAT THE--OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
WHAT THE--OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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ARE YOU--ARE YOU MOCK--
ARE YOU--ARE YOU MOCK--
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WHAT THE--HUH?! (gasps)
WHAT THE--HUH?! (gasps)
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I DON'T QUITE...
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ALL RIGHT,
SHOULD WE GET STARTED?
(woman) WONDERFUL.
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WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING.
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AND WE SHOULD ALL THANK MAGGIE
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FOR BRINGING
THE TURKEY ROLL-UPS.
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RIGHT? AREN'T THEY DELICIOUS?
(woman) MMM!
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NOW SHE DIDN'T
MAKE 'EM HERSELF,
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BUT SHE DID GET THEM
AT ROBERTSON'S,
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WHICH ARE ALMOST AS GOOD
AS THE ONES AT GILBERT'S.
OH, I CHECKED GILBERT'S.
THEY WERE OUT.
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EVEN THE ONE ON FRANKLIN?
SO I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS.
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MY VERY GOOD
CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND ROSEMARY
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FROM THE BAND PONY...
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(gasps)
HAS AGREED TO PERFORM
AT THE FUND-RAISER!
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WHOO! OH!
I LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL!
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ISN'T IT GREAT? RIGHT?
I-I CAN'T GET THE SONG
OUT OF MY HEAD.
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ALL RIGHT,
NOW ON TO PICKING A THEME.
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DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?
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NO? OKAY, WELL,
I HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE.
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I CALL IT "A MAGICAL NIGHT WITH
THE CREATURES OF THE FOREST."
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SO IF WE COULD ALL TURN
TO PAGE THREE OF OUR HANDOUT.
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EXCUSE ME?
IS SOMEONE INTERRUPTING? YES?
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HI. I'M GRETCHEN.
I'M NEW HERE.
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I HEARD YOU WERE
LOOKING FOR A THEME,
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SO I WHIPPED UP
A LITTLE SOMETHING LAST NIGHT.
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OKAY, WELL, I THINK
WE'VE ALREADY DECIDED.
SOMEONE GET THE LIGHTS,
PLEASE? THANKS.
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SO THANK YOU. OKAY.
NOW I CALL MY CONCEPT...
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(bubbles gurgling)
"UNDER THE SEA."
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(Maggie gasps)
(women murmuring)
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SHE'S BLOWN IT WIDE OPEN.
(chuckles)
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OKAY, THANK YOU, GRETCHEN.
OKAY, THANKS. THANKS. LIGHTS!
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YOU KNOW WHAT, GRETCHEN?
WE'RE NOT FLASHY PEOPLE.
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OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION
ONE THING ABOUT MY DESIGN.
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MY FRIEND EVA PARKER
WOULD LOVE TO HELP US OUT.
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WELL, I THINK WE HAVE
ENOUGH HELP HERE.
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OH, I'M SORRY. HER FRIENDS
CALL HER EVA PARKER.
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YOU MAY KNOW HER
AS EVA LONGORIA PARKER.
(women gasping)
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OHH! (gasps) OH, MY GOD!
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OKAY... LET'S REFOCUS HERE.
(Gretchen) YEAH, YEAH,
WE CAN GET HER. YES.
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YEAH, SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND
OF MINE. I MEAN, I'VE KNOWN HER
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A FEW YEARS, BUT WE'RE REALLY
CLOSE. SURE, YEP, WELL...
WELL, WE COULD DO
ANTS ON A LOG OR...
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AND I HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER,
SO... (speaks indistinctly)
EVEN A PE--A PETTING ZOO?
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UH, LISTEN, BLAIR.
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
(gasps) OH! NO! DON'T. PLEASE.
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NO, ABOUT YESTERDAY--
JANE, YOUR MOCKING WORDS
WERE QUITE EFFECTIVE.
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YOU SHOWED ME
WHAT I SOUNDED LIKE.
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YOU HELD A MIRROR
UP TO MY FACE,
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AND BESIDES THE GORGEOUS
DESIGNER GLASSES,
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I DIDN'T LIKE WHAT I SAW,
SO THANK YOU. ANYTHING ELSE?
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CAN I GO HOME EARLY?
NO PROBLEM. CARRY ON.
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(stapler clicking)
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OH.
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OH, GOD.
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JANE, I'M SO SORRY.
HERE. YOU CAN HAVE MY STAPLER.
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(stapler clicks)
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(Emily) NO, I TOTALLY
UNDERSTAND. OKAY. BYE-BYE.
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WELL, NOW I CAN'T EVEN BRING
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MY THRICE-BAKED COOKIES
TO THE FUND-RAISER.
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UGH! THIS GRETCHEN WOMAN
IS COMPLETELY TAKING CONTROL
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OF THE ENTIRE EVENT.
YEAH.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE I FIT IN ANYMORE.
(sighs) YOU KNOW WHAT, EMILY?
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WHEN SOMEONE IS
VERY... OBSESSIVE...
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MM-HMM?
AND CONTROLLING,
JUST TUNE 'EM OUT.
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THAT'S WHAT I DO.
I'M SO JUST UPSET, YOU KNOW?
EVERY YEAR, THIS EVENT IS LIKE
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A NEW AND EXCITING
CHALLENGE FOR ME.
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ONCE, I BARGAINED
500 HAWAIIAN DRINK UMBRELLAS
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FOR A PENNY APIECE
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WHEN EVERYONE SAID
IT COULDN'T BE DONE.
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THAT HIGH LASTED SIX MONTHS.
(cymbal crashes)
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WELL, I LIKE THE IDEA OF A HIGH
THAT LASTS FOR SIX MONTHS.
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(sighs)
BUT, UM, HERE. LET ME
TELL YA SOMETHING. SIT DOWN.
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I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING
TO SAY IS,
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THIS EVENT
ISN'T ABOUT THE GLITZ.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT THE GLAMOUR.
IT'S ABOUT THE CHILDREN.
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IT REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME
THAT PONY PLAYED FARM AID III.
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WE WERE THERE TO RAISE MONEY
TO BUY SHOES AND CLOTHES
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FOR COWS AND CHICKENS.
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THOSE CHICKENS NEEDED US
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JUST THE WAY THESE KIDS...
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NEED EMILY.
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YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
ROSEMARY.
HA HA!
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I AM GONNA PITCH IN
AND DO IT FOR THE KIDS.
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AND PONY IS GONNA
BE THERE TO SUPPORT YOU
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WITH THE UNIVERSAL POWER
OF MUSIC!
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HUH?! AM I RIGHT, GUYS?!
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YES.
(man) SURE.
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RIGHT ON.
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THANK YOU, ROSEMARY, FOR GIVING
ME A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE.
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HEY, ARE THOSE MY SCARVES?
I DON'T KNOW. ARE THEY?
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I DON'T KNOW. ARE THEY?
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(whispers) OKAY.
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00:10:05,836 --> 00:10:08,376
WOW. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU HOME
FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
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WELL, I SORT OF MAKE
MY OWN HOURS NOW.
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(sighs) HOW'S IT GOING
WITH ANNIE AND THAT BULLY?
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HMM. I GOT THIS CLOWN.
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I'VE PROFILED THIS KID,
AND NOW I'M IN HIS HEAD.
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I'M GONNA
GO ALL DR. PHIL ON HIM.
THAT'S GREAT, HORATIO,
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BECAUSE WE CANNOT LET THIS BULLY
GET AWAY WITH IT,
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EVEN THOUGH
YOU CAN SORT OF UNDERSTAND
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THE NEED TO CONTROL
AN OUT OF CONTROL WORLD...
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THE POWER, GETTING TO SPEND
MORE TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY,
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GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
WHEN YOU WANT IT.
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(Kelis' "Bossy" playing)
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♪ I'M BOSSY, I'M THE BITCH
Y'ALL LOVE TO HATE ♪
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♪ I'M THE CHICK
THAT'S RAISED THE STAKES ♪
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00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:48,315
♪ I TOLD YOUNG STUNNA
HE SHOULD SWITCH TO BAPE ♪
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00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:50,978
♪ I'M BACK WITH AN 808
'CAUSE I'M BOSSY ♪
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00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:55,191
♪ OOH, LET ME SLOW IT DOWN
SO YOU CAN CATCH THE FLOW ♪
(cheering)
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00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:58,185
♪ SCREW IT UP,
MAKE IT GO EXTRA SLOW ♪
(gasps)
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00:10:58,188 --> 00:11:01,228
♪ REAL GIRLS GET DOWN
ON THE FLOOR ♪
(coos and laughs)
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00:11:01,231 --> 00:11:03,891
♪ ON THE FLOOR,
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR ♪
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♪♪
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NO BABY THIS TIME.
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00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:15,284
JUST YOU AND ME.
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00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,275
YOU KNOW THE PERSON YOU HURT
MOST WITH YOUR BULLYING?
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IT'S YOU, BRO. THE BULLY.
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00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:22,851
YOU MAY NOT SEE THIS
RIGHT NOW,
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00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:24,893
BUT YOU'RE
CHASING EVERYBODY AWAY.
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00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:31,988
YEAH. I DO FEEL LIKE
NONE OF THESE PEOPLE LIKE ME.
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00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,822
(sighs)
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00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:36,404
IT'S OKAY TO CRY, BRO.
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00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,926
YOU AND I--
WE'RE CONNECTING.
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TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR HOME LIFE.
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00:11:41,972 --> 00:11:44,882
WELL, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH.
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00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:47,035
ANY TIME I SEE FOOD,
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00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:48,907
I JUST WANNA HORDE IT.
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00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,709
CLASSIC STARVATION BEHAVIOR.
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00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,740
AND WHEN I CALLED YOU FATSO,
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00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:57,253
I WAS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE
OF ALL THE FOOD YOU HAVE TO EAT.
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00:11:57,247 --> 00:11:59,947
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT THAT MUCH.
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00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:01,950
BUT ANYWAY, LISTEN...
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TAKE THIS $20.
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00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:06,503
NO ONE HAS TO KNOW
WHERE IT CAME FROM.
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00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:08,496
JUST GO BUY SOME FOOD.
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00:12:08,498 --> 00:12:10,998
YOU EVER GET HUNGRY AGAIN,
COME SEE ME, OKAY?
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00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:12,761
ALL RIGHT.
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00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:15,273
HEY,
BE NICE TO THEM KIDS, HUH?
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00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,147
HEY, YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY!
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00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:33,319
THIS IS CASHMERE, TURDFACE.
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00:12:33,323 --> 00:12:35,033
(laughs)
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00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:43,261
OKAY, LADIES, NOW WHEN
THE KELP CURTAIN OPENS,
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CLEAR THIS AREA. CONNIE?
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00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,295
EVA'S GONNA BE LOWERED
ONTO THE ENORMOUS CLAMSHELL.
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00:12:47,297 --> 00:12:49,297
CONNIE, COULD YOU MOVE?
CONNIE?
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00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:51,299
(chuckles) I MEAN,
WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?
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00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:52,541
HI, GRETCHEN.
OH, HI!
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HI. SO I'M HERE TO HELP,
AT YOUR SERVICE.
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ANYTHING I CAN DO
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00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:59,246
TO HELP MAKE THIS FUND-RAISER
GREAT FOR THE KIDS.
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00:12:59,249 --> 00:13:02,049
YOU KNOW, DECORATIONS, I COULD
BEDAZZLE THE CLAMSHELL--
PARKING LOT DUTY.
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00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:03,512
I'M SORRY?
PERFECT.
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00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:07,323
OH, BUT, UM, WELL, UNLIKE YOU,
I-I LOOK TERRIBLE IN ORANGE.
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00:13:07,317 --> 00:13:09,187
OH, I KNOW.
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00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:12,189
OH, ALSO AS IT TURNS OUT, EVA
SAID SHE WOULD DO SOME SINGING
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00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,872
AS WELL AS SOME
LIGHT STAND-UP.
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00:13:14,865 --> 00:13:16,995
WOW! THAT'S GREAT.
YEAH.
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00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,997
IT TURNS OUT WE'RE THE REAL
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.
(women laughing)
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00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,970
SHE IS GONNA BE GREAT.
BUT THEN I GUESS
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00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:25,243
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY TIME
LEFT FOR PONY TO PERFORM.
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00:13:25,235 --> 00:13:28,235
SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BE THE ONE TO TELL HER THAT.
WAIT, WAIT.
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00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:31,208
NO, BUT WE CAN'T JUST TOSS THEM
ASIDE AT THE LAST MINUTE.
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00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,111
ALSO, EVA WAS SO EXCITED
TO PERFORM, SHE SAID SHE WOULD
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00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,154
DONATE A ROMANTIC DINNER
WITH HER AND HER HUSBAND
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00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,146
AT THE SILENT AUCTION. WHAT?!
(women gasp)
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00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,348
OH, MY GOD!
OKAY, I NEED THAT DINNER.
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00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:42,350
I'M GONNA GO CALL MY BROKER
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00:13:42,352 --> 00:13:44,352
AND TELL HIM
TO JUST SELL EVERYTHING.
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00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:46,464
(chuckles) WE ARE GONNA
RAISE THE ROOF UP IN HERE! WHOO!
(women laugh)
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00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:48,456
LITERALLY. WE'RE GONNA GENERATE
SO MUCH MONEY
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00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,158
WITH THIS FUND-RAISER,
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00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,160
WE'RE GONNA PUT IN
A SECOND STORY.
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SO YOU'LL TELL ROSEMARY THEN?
GREAT. CONNIE?
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00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,614
I--WAIT, BUT...
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00:13:56,606 --> 00:14:00,336
HEY, EMILY. ME AND THE BAND JUST
CAME BY TO CHECK OUT THE VENUE.
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00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,970
COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?
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00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:05,483
OH, WOW. THIS IS GONNA BE
EVEN BIGGER THAN WE THOUGHT!
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00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:07,445
OH, MY GOD,
I JUST GOT REALLY NERVOUS.
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00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,947
OKAY, WELL, IT SEEMS
THAT, UM, EVA PARKER--
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00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,080
UH, SORRY.
EVA LONGORIA PARKER--
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00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:16,062
WELL, SHE'S GONNA DO SOME SONGS
AND SOME LIGHT STAND-UP.
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00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,526
EVA LONGORIA PARKER
IS OPENING FOR US?!
(gasps)
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00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:21,088
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! (laughs)
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00:14:21,091 --> 00:14:24,531
ROSEMARY, GRETCHEN SAYS WE DON'T
NEED PONY TO PERFORM ANYMORE.
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00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,144
WHAT?
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00:14:26,136 --> 00:14:31,566
WELL, EMILY, WHY WOULD YOU
LET GRETCHEN MAKE THAT DECISION?
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00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,471
I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST,
IT'S A FUND-RAISER,
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00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,013
AND SHE DONATED SOME DINNER
TO A SILENT AUCTION.
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00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:37,546
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S--
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00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:41,647
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE YOU SAID.
IT'S FOR THE KIDS, RIGHT?
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00:14:41,651 --> 00:14:43,651
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE GAVE UP
TO BE HERE?
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00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:46,363
ICEMAN CANCELED A CONFERENCE
IN MAUI.
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00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:49,086
MAVERICK--UP ALL NIGHT
TRYING TO CATCH A BAT.
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00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,259
AND GOOSE BOUGHT SHOES.
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00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:55,101
I LOOK LIKE A LAWYER!
HE LOOKS LIKE A LAWYER, EMILY!
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00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,995
(whispers) I'M SORRY.
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00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:01,097
THAT'S IT. WE ARE OUT OF HERE.
OUT OF HERE!
ROSEMARY, PLEASE! I'M SORRY!
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00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,631
IT'S A NEW ME.
I'M HOME EARLY EVERY NIGHT.
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00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,683
AND THIS WEEK,
I WENT TO TWO SOCCER GAMES,
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00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:09,405
I GOT A MASSAGE AND I MADE
SOMEBODY WASH MY CAR.
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00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:13,679
IT WAS FANTASTIC.
OH, HOW'S THE FUND-RAISER?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
EMILY BACKSTABBED ME.
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00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:15,693
GOOSE WANTS TO KILL HER.
I JUST WANT TO MAIM HER.
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00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:19,015
ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES,
I GUESS.
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00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,219
THIS ENTIRE WEEK
HAS JUST BEEN
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ONE BIG DELICIOUS, YUMMY
CRAP SANDWICH.
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00:15:24,654 --> 00:15:26,164
YEAH, I HEAR YA.
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00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:28,496
I USED TO DREAM
ABOUT NAKED WOMEN.
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00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,998
NOW I'M DREAMING
ABOUT FIGHTING A 10-YEAR-OLD.
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00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:34,531
HI, BABY. SO IS THAT BULLY STILL
PICKING ON YOU AND HORATIO?
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00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,044
NOPE. I ACTUALLY FOLLOWED
AUNT ROSEMARY'S ADVICE
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00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,967
AND TUNED HIM OUT.
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00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,509
PLUS, I HID BEHIND THIS GIRL
WITH REALLY FUNNY TEETH.
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00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:44,371
IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN
NOTICE ME ANYMORE.
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00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:47,254
I'M GLAD I COULD BE
OF SERVICE TO SOMEONE.
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00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,677
(imitates explosion)
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00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:52,118
I'LL JUST BE NEXT DOOR
JUST IN CASE... NOBODY NEEDS ME.
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00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:54,552
HONEY, I AM SO IMPRESSED
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00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,094
WITH THE WAY YOU HANDLED
THAT SITUATION.
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00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:58,557
I'M VERY PROUD OF...
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00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,088
HORATIO, YOU LEFT THE MILK
OUT AGAIN!
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00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:03,091
YOU BETTER GET
YOUR BABY-WATCHING ASS
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00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:07,043
OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
BEFORE I KICK IT!
368
00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:11,367
OH, MY GOD. I'M HAVING
A BULLY FLASHBACK.
I KNOW. ME, TOO.
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00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,701
OH, I'M--I'M SORRY. I THINK
I SLIPPED INTO WORK MODE.
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00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:16,553
ARE YOU TALKING
TO PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE THAT?
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00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:18,376
IT MAKES ME A BETTER MOM!
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00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,408
OH. (sighs)
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00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:24,081
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
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00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,094
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
I REALIZED?
WHAT?
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00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,456
I AM A ROTTEN FRIEND. I FEEL
SO AWFUL ABOUT ROSEMARY.
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00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,258
BABY, BABY, BABY, YOU'RE NOT
A ROTTEN FRIEND.
I AM.
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00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:33,261
YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND
THAT I KNOW.
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00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:35,173
YOU'RE THE BEST MOTHER,
BEST LOVER.
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00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:37,765
I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO YOU
RIGHT NOW
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00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:39,767
IN A VERY PASSIONATE
BUT RESPECTFUL WAY
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00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:42,329
IF WE WEREN'T
IN A PRESCHOOL. OH.
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00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:45,342
THANKS, BABE. BUT THAT DOESN'T
GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID VEST.
383
00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,335
EMILY! EMILY, YOU HAVE
TO COME QUICKLY!
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00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:50,507
GRETCHEN IS IN THE BATHROOM
AND SHE WON'T COME OUT!
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00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,540
IT'S GO TIME.
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00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,712
GO, BABE.
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00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,323
UNLOCK THAT STALL, GRETCHEN!
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00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:59,745
NO. I'M NEVER COMING OUT.
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00:17:04,554 --> 00:17:08,334
IT IS THE WORST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED.
WHAT?
390
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,658
EVA LONGORIA JUST CANCELED.
(gasps)
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00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,330
SHE TOOK ANOTHER GIG.
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00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,802
OHH.
(thud)
393
00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:16,413
GRETCHEN, I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO COME ON OUT OF THAT STALL.
394
00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:18,666
I'D RATHER NOT.
I MAY HAVE FLUSHED MY PANTS.
395
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:20,668
GRETCHEN, I KNOW WHAT
EVA LONGORIA PARKER
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00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:22,470
WOULD MEAN TO THIS PRESCHOOL,
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00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:25,222
BUT WE'RE DOING A FUND-RAISER
FOR OUR CHILDREN TONIGHT,
398
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:27,515
AND WE'VE GOT
A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
399
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:30,517
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
TO GO FIND MY FRIEND ROSEMARY
400
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:34,450
AND BEG HER TO COME BACK HERE.
GOD KNOWS WHERE SHE IS.
401
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,764
(toilet flushes)
I'M HERE
AND I'M READY TO ROCK.
402
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,426
OH, ROSEMARY!
403
00:17:38,428 --> 00:17:41,658
THANK GOD. I'M SO SORRY
FOR EVERYTHING I DID.
404
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,661
QUEEN SKINNY BONES OVER HERE
THREW ME OFF MY GAME.
405
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,303
NOW I SHOULD'VE
STOOD UP FOR YOU.
406
00:17:46,296 --> 00:17:48,696
I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE LEADER
THAT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN--
407
00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,468
WHO I LOVE TO BE,
THE EMILY WHO FIGHTS
408
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:55,411
FOR WHAT IS GOOD
AND RIGHT AND--
MM, YEAH. THAT WAS PLENTY.
GOT IT.
409
00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:59,205
LISTEN, EVERYBODY THINKS
I'M THE WEIRD MOM.
410
00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:01,649
YOU STAY-AT-HOME MOMS?
TOTALLY BONKERS.
411
00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:04,611
GOOSE, COME ON!
WE GOT A GIG.
412
00:18:04,614 --> 00:18:08,864
(Goose) YEAH, I THINK
I FOUND SOME PANTS IN HERE.
413
00:18:08,858 --> 00:18:11,258
GUYS, LISTEN UP.
414
00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:13,391
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE.
415
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,573
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
416
00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:18,195
NO, BLAIR, SERIOUSLY.
I'M DONE WITH THE BULLYING.
417
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,568
DID YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
418
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:22,600
NO, I'VE BEEN REALLY...
419
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,212
HOW COME NO ONE
WILL LISTEN TO ME?
420
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,635
HEY, RHODA?
421
00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:30,237
OH, YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING
ON YOUR SHIRT.
422
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,440
(scoffs) I'M NOT FALLING
FOR THIS.
NO, REALLY, YOU HAVE--
423
00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:35,692
I'M NOT GONNA LOOK DOWN
SO YOU CAN HIT ME IN THE FACE.
424
00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:37,815
STOP IT. I'M TIRED OF THIS.
EVERYBODY'S TIRED OF THIS.
425
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,147
OW!
426
00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:41,589
("Bossy" playing)
NOT SO TOUGH, ARE YOU?
427
00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:44,651
I'M IN CHARGE NOW.
GIVE ME THAT.
428
00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:46,664
I HATE COFFEE. TAKE THAT.
429
00:18:46,656 --> 00:18:49,356
WHERE'S CHRIS? I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO SIT ON CHRIS.
430
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,659
(music stops)
IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU.
GO CHANGE YOUR SHIRT.
431
00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:54,201
I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.
432
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,767
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. HI.
433
00:18:59,769 --> 00:19:03,169
I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT I HAVE
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SON.
434
00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:05,923
HE'S BULLYING CHILDREN
AT THE BUS STOP.
435
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:09,215
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
HE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE...
436
00:19:09,219 --> 00:19:11,219
(voice breaks)
SINCE HIS FATHER LEFT.
437
00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:13,721
IT'S BEEN SO HARD
TO RAISE HIM ON MY OWN.
438
00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:15,433
(whispers) IT'S...
439
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,185
(normal voice) SO...
440
00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:19,787
SO HARD. (inhales)
441
00:19:22,732 --> 00:19:24,732
(singsongy) MOM, I'M HOME!
442
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,804
(gasps)
443
00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:30,296
(laughs)
HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!
444
00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:33,801
(indistinct conversations)
445
00:19:33,803 --> 00:19:35,513
(taps microphone)
446
00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:37,945
HELLO, LITTLE PANDA PRESCHOOL!
WHOO!
447
00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:41,507
OH! EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT
'CAUSE I'M BACK IN CHARGE.
448
00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:43,951
OKAY? SHE'S BACK! WONDERFUL!
449
00:19:43,953 --> 00:19:47,623
SO I WANNA THANK ALL OF YOU
FOR COMING TONIGHT.
450
00:19:47,617 --> 00:19:50,887
AND I ESPECIALLY WANNA THANK
MY DEAR FRIEND ROSEMARY
451
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,860
FOR UNDERSTANDING
AND ACCEPTING ME
452
00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:56,873
FOR THE COMPLEX--
(Rosemary) GET OFF THE STAGE!
EMILY, WE GOT IT.
453
00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:58,366
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
454
00:19:58,368 --> 00:20:00,468
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
455
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:04,200
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER,
EVERYONE, FOR PONY!
456
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,543
WHOO!
457
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:07,905
(cheering)
YEAH!
GOOD MORNING, LITTLE PANDA!
458
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,637
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
459
00:20:09,639 --> 00:20:11,609
THIS FIRST SONG'S
FOR THE CHILDREN.
460
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,281
LET'S KILL THIS, PANDA!
461
00:20:14,284 --> 00:20:16,994
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
462
00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:20,216
(playing punk music)
463
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,349
AAH!
464
00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:23,491
(cheering)
465
00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:26,663
IS THAT SKIRT MADE
OF TOILET SEAT COVERS?
IT'S GORGEOUS!
466
00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,956
♪ IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR A MAN ♪
467
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,298
♪ OR IN THE BACK OF A VAN ♪
468
00:20:31,301 --> 00:20:34,301
♪ I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA,
I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA ♪
469
00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:37,974
♪ I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA,
I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA ♪
470
00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,937
♪ I'M GONNA
BLEEP YOUR BRAINS OUT ♪
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