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(plane buzzing)

[Man] Thanks, man, I'm getting off here.

(air whooshing)

(car engine roaring)

(birds chirping)

A hippo, over there, look.

(gun fires)

(men screaming)

You dirty.

(hippo laughing)

Ah, go to hell.

(man groaning)

No, it can't be him.

Shut up!

You're not gonna leave us here

with these wild beasts, are you?

Yes.

But we paid in advance.

Never pay in advance.

* Watch out, Mr. Lion, don't bite me

* Shout out, if you wanna go free

* I'll hear when you call and I answer you all

* Grau grau grau

* Some people aren't nice to lions

* Some people aren't nice to hippos

* We better think twice

* let's try it be nice

* Grau grau grau

* Man is mild and lions are wild

* That's what most people say

* But I have seen that malice king

* And lions just like to play

* And I'm not drunk, it's not the sun

* That makes me feel this way

* But lions are mild and men are wild

* And children just like to play

* So, please Mr. Man, don't shoot me

* Don't catch me, don't take me away

* It's here where I live

* let's forget and forgive

* Grau grau grau

* Watch out, Mr. Lion, don't bite me

* Shout out, if you wanna go free

* I'll hear when you call and I answer you all

* Grau grau grau.

* Some people aren't nice to lions

* Some people aren't nice to hippos

* We better think twice let's try it be nice

* Grau grau grau

* So. Please Mr. Man, don't shoot me

* Don't catch me, don't take me away

* It's here where I live, let's forget and forgive

* Grau grau grau

(people chattering)

Slow down, Tom.

Man, do you know who's back?

This.

No, it's a good one.

Here's another one, it's a pot.

[Man] Look, he's coming.

He took a bath.

It was about time, eh?

Yeah, use a tub instead of a toilet next time.

[Man] Yeah, smells like a radish, doesn't he?

[Merchant] Tom, do you know who is back?

Yes.

And he's more handsome than ever.

He's more handsome than ever, ah!

A drink, John?

No, thanks.

All right, whoever hits the bull's eye wins, aye?

Yeah, sure, why not?

Aye, we're betting up here.

No, stop, it's a sacred image.

Well, can anyone do better?

(chuckling) It's a good shot.

'Course, I can do better.

Okay, let's see, let's see.

He said the picture is sacred.

Watch out, they're Ormond's men.

You wanna swallow that pink pacifier?

You know why this pacifier is pink?

No.

Because my mummy wanted a little baby girl.

(man screaming)

(thumping and smacking) (men grunting and groaning)

Oh, not the arm, not the arm.

Mr. Ormond won't be very happy.

Oh, Tom, it's you, listen...

Yeah, lock up, ma.

And don't let anyone in.

[Ma] What's wrong?

Slim is back.

Hi, Tom.

This time I'll kill you.

Hey.

Calm down, Tom.

I mean, our fathers were brothers.

They were brothers not us.

Why did you come back?

Oh, Tom, it's Ma's birthday.

Look, I brought you a present.

Happy birthday.

Oh, how beautiful.

Yeah, I have a present, too, Ma.

Here, and it's nicer than his,

but it ended up on the water.

Where did you get it?

In Manila, you know where that is.

You just go back, that's where bums like you belong.

Around here, everyone works now.

Work, you call that work.

Didn't you promise your father

you'd never hunt an animal again?

That's my business.

It's my business.

I have to answer to him not you,

you made me lose 50 pound sterling.

You said 50 pounds.

Yeah.

Here you go.

Yeah.

Hey, Ma, you see Slim is back?

Come on, Slim, why don't you sit down?

You hungry, man?

I knew you'd make your fortune.

Tom, you want a fried egg?

Two, please.

It's sure nice to see you again, Tom.

Yeah, and you're more handsome than ever.

You know, you came back at the right time,

business is great.

[Slim] Hm, great, huh?

Yeah, and if you agree,

we could go into partnership and open up an agency,

a tourist agency.

A tourist agency?

Yeah.

You mean, tourists actually come here?

[Tom] Sure, all the time.

Almost never.

It's a deal.

Good.

Was thinking of buying a new bus, red and blue, only 408.

[Slim] Is it an English bus?

[Tom] No, no.

[Slim] American?

[Tom] A little bit of both.

[Samson] Ma.

Samson, what's the matter?

I got stomachache.

[Ma] Oh, it's nothing.

[Slim] You don't even know what to make of it.

[Tom] Sure.

(monkey shrieking)

Eliza, girl.

Oh, look at her, shame on you,

showing your lump that way.

Oh, what an actress.

[Samson] Ma, I got stomachache.

I'm busy now, go see the doctor.

But you said he's a fake.

[Ma] If I say he can fix your stomach, he can fix it.

If you say so.

[Tom] A whatchumacallit.

Is it serious, doc?

Could be, could be.

(harmonica melody)

Oh, go on, it's nothing.

[Samson] But I'm sick, I've got stomachache.

Go see Ma.

You said she's a fake.

Ah, don't worry, even a...

Slim!

I'm happy to see you again.

Me too.

[Doctor] Where have you been?

Oh, here and there.

[Doctor] Doing what?

Nothing.

(chuckling) Yeah, I was sure of that, yeah.

What about you?

The usual, Ma keeps stealing my patients away

with her witchcraft, but she can't any longer.

Not since penicillin was discovered.

I saw your newspaper hanging outside.

Pretty good, huh?

How many copies do you print?

Two, and since almost every day,

Ormond's men rip one off the wall, I replace it.

Who reads it?

No one does, but it doesn't matter,

one day they'll learn to read.

Who's this Ormond?

A tyrant, a real gangster.

If he keeps on doing what he's been doing,

there won't be an animal left,

he kills them and he exports them,

all the elephants are gone.

Not the butterflies.

Beautiful.

I never saw this one before.

(triumphant melody)

(gorilla grunting)

- Mr. Ormond, excuse me, Mr. - Ormond, do you remember me?

I worked for you a long time, that's me,

see we have a picture together

when you won the championship.

You sure have changed.

I gotta return to Hoboken, I'm sick.

You'll never make it.

Who let him in here?

[Man] He said he was a friend of yours.

[Ormond] I don't have any friends.

[Man] Sorry, I forgot.

Throw him out.

[Peter] Mr. Ormond, sir.

Well, well, our famous lawyer.

Peter, I'll talk to you later.

[Peter] Oh, as you wish, sir, but...

[Ormond] Beat it, Peter.

[Peter] Yes, sir.

Shall I read that newspaper, Mr. Ormond?

Yeah.

Read it, good and loud.

Right.

God created this a rich country,

a land with infinite resources,

bountiful enough for all men to enjoy,

but one day, a thief called Ormond came to our country,

shall I go on?

Yeah.

A gangster, a tyrant without respect

for law or human rights.

Ready?

Ready, boss.

A man who gains power through corruption,

a man who is the personification of evil,

there have been others like him,

but he has found a new way to rob us,

by slaughtering all the wildlife,

by killing off our elephants,

hoarding all the ivory.

Mr. Ormond is not only a thief, but a profiteer,

a corrupt man.

Yeah.

(men grunting and groaning)

Can't you read that later?

You boys don't train hard enough.

Get me another one.

[Man] The despicable Mr. Ormond...

That's enough.

[Man] It was the best part.

I'll shut that guys mouth once and for all.

The map.

Yes, sir.

Come.

[Man] Here we are, sir.

[Man] Give it here, I'll take care of it.

I need this area here, near the river, to build a dock.

There's some shacks down there,

I want it all cleared out.

Aren't there natives living there?

Africa's full of natives, take 'em out.

What if they won't go?

It's your business to make sure they do go.

I know how to treat natives.

Whatever happens, make it look like an accident.

[Man] I'll give you five pounds for your shack,

more than they're worth.

(upbeat music)

[Man] Out, I say.

You have one hour to get all your things out.

Sir, please, where will me and my family go?

That's up to you.

Africa's a big country, lot of space to choose from.

Hey, look where that one put his house.

He sure picked himself a nice spot.

[Man] Isn't that where the dock will go?

Hey, you in there.

Hey, you're getting five pounds for this shack,

hurry up and knock it down.

Go on.

(man screaming)

(whistle blowing)

Hey, there's trouble down there, let's go.

Step back.

One, two, three.

What'd you do, lose count?

I've no intention of selling.

Let go, listen to me.

In case you don't know,

Mr. Ormond can have this place

expropriated for a public good.

Understand?

You sure it's for the public's good?

I've got a hunch it's for Ormond's good.

We've got the law on our side.

(wood clattering)

(water splashing)

Now, the law's in the river.

Leave it to me.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Whatever you say may be held against you.

No, leave it to us.

Oh, look what you did.

I still have no intention of selling.

I offer you 10 pounds.

30.

40.

I can't go over that.

Sure you can.

(marching band music)

(speaking in foreign language)

[Man] What he say?

[Man] Oh, I know, he's talking Japanese.

[Man] It must be that, let's go to the side,

something is wrong.

[Man] Where would they be, Japan and London.

[Man] Are those animals moving?

They go fast now, 70 miles hour.

But they were standing still.

Only looks that way.

[Man] Stop the car, we can't aim with you bouncing around.

I can't the savanna's dangerous.

We like danger.

Yeah, well, not me.

(men chatting)

[Man] Sounded like it.

[Man] Why you stop?

Hey, guide.

Hey, guide.

Let's follow the guide.

[Man] Maybe he saw some game.

[Man] You follow the guide, I'm staying here.

Why?

Oh, I get you.

You wanna get in the insurance company.

Only I'm not insured.

You're not insured?

Bad.

Tom, you're not the kinda partner I like

and I don't like safaris either.

Now that you're rich,

you think you can do whatever you like.

Me, rich, I haven't got a cent.

Haven't got a cent.

But when we spoke, you...

I never said anything.

You never said anything, huh?

Well, I bought a bus on your word.

On my word?

Yeah, on your word.

408 pounds, you were supposed to be my guarantee.

Now, who's gonna pay?

Them hunters weren't gonna get any animals, Slim.

No way, all the shells were blanks, look.

(tire hissing)

Blanks, huh?

Sayonara.

Oh, I forgot that mine was loaded.

You cheated us.

We heard what you said, guns loaded with blanks.

Go.

(knuckles cracking)

(fighting exclamations)

Slim made a fortune, huh?

Made a fortune, did he?

Well, put it all back.

Why?

'Cause we can't afford it, Ma.

But Slim is coming to dinner, Tom.

Not anymore.

You stay here, the rest with me.

Where is the owner of this shack?

Why?

Because we have to knock it down

or do you want to argue about it?

I think we should discuss the matter.

You asked for it, okay, boys.

No, wait, make him an offer first.

Yeah, he hits hard.

We're offering 50 pounds.

Take or leave?

I'll sell it for 408.

What, 408 pounds?

I'd shoot him.

Shut up, Slimy.

Hold it a minute, are we gonna let him push us around?

We can go back to Ormond empty-handed.

[Man] It's suicide.

[Slimy] That's why I say to shoot him.

We'll make mince meat out of him.

Later, now we pay.

Let's at least beat him up.

Later.

[Man] Pounds each?

Well.

Here you are, but you'll have to sign for it.

Where?

Sign here.

Can we demolish it right now?

Sure.

(excavator rumbling)

Hey.

Leave my name there,

seeing as how you bought the bus

with the money you got from my shack.

Okay.

But I give the orders.

That's fine with me, just don't fly off the handle,

and give me five pounds, will ya?

Thanks, partner.

Hey, there's no more left, where you going?

Ah, don't worry.

One more thing.

The men lose and the lady wins,

if the hand is quicker than the eye, I win.

Men place your bets.

On that one?

Yeah.

All right, we turn over.

You lose.

And you win, sir, five pounds.

One, two, three, four, five.

All right.

The two men lose, man lose, and the lady wins,

and the lady wins, man lose,

if the hand is quicker than the eye, I win, if not,

place your bets.

Quiet, please.

This card?

Lady, the gentlemen wins.

One more time.

The man lose, the lady wins.

If the hand is quicker than the eye, I win.

Place your bets.

The same one?

You win.

(Tom cheers)

Shut up.

Thank you.

Hey, you've got to give us a chance to win our money back.

He gives the orders.

We're partners?

We're partners.

All right, go.

Hey.

If the hand is bigger than the eye, place your bets.

Hey, Slim, slow down.

How much did we win?

I have to count it.

30 pounds.

Why, hey, where you going?

To make an investment.

[Tom] Oh, to make an investment.

The door.

[Jason] The door.

Thank you.

Hi, Jason.

Hi, it's you, Slim.

Hi.

Hello, Tom.

Listen, Jason, Tom here and myself

would like to take an ad out in your paper,

a really nice one for about 30 pounds, huh?

But my paper doesn't take ads.

Well, couldn't you do it as a special favor?

Sorry, boys, but it's against my policy.

Give me my share.

(bells chiming)

[Jason] The door.

Close it.

Close it.

Can you keep an eye on it?

Watch, it doesn't burn.

Did you print this?

Yes.

Mr. Ormond isn't very happy

with the tone of your newspaper.

If you keep on printing that stuff,

he's gonna get very mad.

Oh, they're being tough this time.

[Man] Nicest guy unless you get him mad.

There's a new guy and he doesn't fool around.

Clear, so remember no more sideswipes at Ormond.

Is that what you came to tell me?

Yes.

I've been told that already.

I'm sorry for you that you don't understand.

'Cause I came to give you some friendly advice.

The food is getting cold, Jason, let's eat.

Oh, look, guys, they're having a party.

We came at the right time.

Let's see what a good host you are, old man.

The frying pan.

Hi.

No, no, wait.

Needs a little salt.

Little taste, chew, chew, chew, chew, good?

Hey, you threw away all that food.

It tasted awful.

You want us to get tough?

If you like.

Hey, that's a lot of muscle, you an athlete?

Let's try it again, huh?

Hurry up, Slim, I'm starved.

(man groaning)

(funky music)

I think you got the message.

Loud and clear.

Let's go.

- [Man] Yeah, yeah. - [Man] Yeah, yeah,

[Man] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When Mr. Ormond reads what you wrote,

there is going to be trouble.

[Man] Yeah, there's gonna be trouble.

[Man] Lots of trouble.

Whoever's hungry, follow me.

Door.

[Child] Shut the door.

Anything I can do, Jason?

I don't know, what can you do?

Me, nothing.

Then don't worry about it.

Oh, enough, enough.

Hey, doc, mom made me okay.

[Jason] I told you.

She said three magic words.

Now, sitting and moving bowels is easy.

You see?

Why are you taking this road?

It's a shortcut.

And I make the decisions.

(upbeat melody)

Sorry, I need about half an hour.

You can visit the village.

It's still very primitive, but don't worry,

the natives couldn't be more peaceful.

They may be a little shy, though,

the white man's been here only six or seven times before.

[Slim] Hey, partner, here's another white man.

Maybe eight or nine.

No, buddy, I could not sell it.

It belonged to my father, my father father,

father of my father father.

I'll give you five pounds.

I'll give you ten pounds.

No, no sale for that one.

Always here, my father, my father father,

father of my father father.

What tradition.

No sale for less than 20 pounds.

It's a deal, I'll take it.

These Americans.

20?

Oh, all right.

Here you are.

[Man] Here you are, thank you, Tom.

I'd get more if I were you.

How much more?

Double at least.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, get that bus out of the way.

Could you please move it?

The keys are in the bus.

[Man] How much did you say, Tom?

[Tom] Double at least.

[Man] Let's meet tonight and discuss it.

Hey, Tom, they're moving the bus.

You mean, they're stealing it.

Lifting it right from under your nose.

What are you doing?

Hey!

This time we'll break their legs.

Yeah.

Let's go.

You're the guy who told me to move the truck.

Hey, keep your hands down.

Hey, Tom, Tom?

I think I'm in trouble, Tommy.

I saw them do it in Bangkok,

you know where that is, don't you?

Sure I do.

Lots of muscles.

Oh, chucks.

Oh.

Oh.

Try again?

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

What's your name?

Careful.

Do something, it hurt.

Oh, it's against the rules.

What did you say your name was?

Stella.

Oh, beautiful.

All aboard.

The show's over.

I said it's over.

I've had this notion for a while now, Tom.

In fact, I've been meaning to talk to you for a long time.

We've indulged in a few discreet business deals together.

And so, I thought we might form a partnership.

Tourism is becoming important.

I could give you 20%.

No, double at least.

[Businessman] We can talk about it.

Hi, papa, hi, Tom.

Come down and join us.

[Stella] Okay, in a minute,

but you're always talking business.

I'm doing this also for Stella, she's my only child,

and this fake antique business,

you never know what can happen.

If I should be detained for any reason,

an honest partner like you can take care of her for me.

Forgive me, Tom, but there is one other thing.

The tourist business requires some public relations

and you should learn to dress the part.

Tell me about Bangkok.

Bangkok?

Uh-Huh.

Oh, it's a great city.

It's the capital of Siam.

One of the richest countries in the Orient,

the climate is extremely humid,

and the population is made up principally of Indo-Chinese.

Did you know that Stella was educated in Europe?

Oh, yeah, can she speak it?

[Stella] Tell me more about your travels.

[ ]Businessman] I imagine it must be very uncomfortable

in that position.

No, I often sit this way.

Goodnight, Stella.

Nice evening.

Bye.

[Businessman] Goodnight, son.

(speaking in foreign language)

What do you see?

I see a great future for you.

So, help me, I'll wring your neck.

[Ma] Tom, don't talk like that.

You better leave that girl alone.

I didn't know, you like her?

I'll get it.

I couldn't care less about Stella.

Then, why should I leave her alone?

That's my business.

I thought your business was our business.

Mr. Ormond would be honored

if you had lunch with him tomorrow.

Yeah, we'll be there.

Hey, just a moment.

I'll decide, okay?

We'll be there.

Yeah.

Goodnight.

(whimsical melody)

Sit down.

They're gold.

Let's get to the point.

All right.

This is the point.

These must be yours, Mr. Ormond.

I imagine they were put under our plates by mistake.

How big a mistake?

A small handout.

A very big mistake.

[Tom] That be jam?

No, it's caviar.

[Tom] Oh, yeah.

A little butter.

A punch of salt.

Some pepper.

And, and.

[Tom] And what?

And champagne.

C'est tres delicious.

I had the same in Paris.

You know where that is?

Sure.

Tres delicious.

Looks like midget sheep shit.

Go ahead.

How's yours?

Pretty good?

Very good.

It's a little tacky, but it's edible.

We'll have desert in the garden alone.

I think we'll get along, in fact, I know we will.

It's all a question of flexibility

because if you can't bend,

you break.

Tender.

(men chuckling)

Well, how much?

Double at least.

Okay.

We'll think about it.

Maybe you don't know who's the boss around here?

I am.

That's a point I'd like to clear up right now.

Listen, if you're gonna believe

all the garbage your black doctor friend writes about me,

you'll end up suffering the consequences.

Clear?

I'll get rid of him

and you's, too.

Well, you accept?

No.

[Tom] No.

You don't think you're gonna leave

the same way as you came in, do you?

Nope.

Nope.

Was a great lunch.

Yeah, great, yeah.

Come on.

Hold it.

Have a nice day, Leo.

The pool, the pool, the pool.

Can lions swim?

Yeah, but they don't like water.

You sure?

Yeah.

You, too, pussycat.

Don't be shy, we all love you.

Hey, what are you smiling about?

Please.

Nice lion, nice lion.

You smell those guys, huh?

Go on.

Come on in here, get your guns.

Hurry it up, but this time, we'll kill him, come on.

What are you standing there for?

What's the matter with you?

What?

No, not with the gorilla, please, he hates me.

[Tom] I don't blame him.

[Slimy] Be a good boy, nice gorilla, nice gorilla.

I love you like a brother, don't you remember me?

You know, I liked the way you handled Ormond.

Your plan was perfect.

Yeah, of course.

If Ormond offered us over a thousand dollars,

it means something big is going on,

that's probably worth a lot higher price,

don't you think so?

Oh, of course.

("Grau Grau Grau" by Bud Spencer)

I'm getting off here.

Whoever's hungry, follow me.

(kids yelling)

Let's go, let's go.

Yeah, you can sit up here.

Come on, sit here.

* Watch out, Mr. Lion, don't bite me

* Shout out if you wanna go free

* I'll hear when you call and I answer you all

* Grau grau grau.

Okay, everybody.

* Some people aren't nice to lions

* Some people aren't nice to hippos

* We better think twice let's try it be nice

* Grau grau grau

* Lions are wild

* That's what most people say

* But I have seen that malice king

* And lions just like to play

* And I'm not drunk, it's not the sun

* That makes me feel this way

* But lions are mild and men are wild

* And children just like to play

* Watch out, Mr. Lion, don't bite me

* Shout out, if you wanna go free.

[Man] Hey!

* and I answer you all

* Grau grau grau

* So please, Mr. Man, don't shoot me

* Don't catch me, don't take me away

* It's here where I live, let's forget and forgive

* Grau grau grau.

What about Ormond?

He was the only unhappy animal.

Ever see this before, Jason?

You set down three stones,

then you take one, you take two,

and the third one, you chuck in the brook,

and all you got left is one, two,

[Jason] And three.

[Slim] It's not a bad trick.

Damn.

What is it?

A yellow morpho, the most beautiful butterfly,

and it got away.

You told me you've been trying to catch

a yellow morpho ever since you were a child.

And I haven't caught one yet.

To put a stop to Ormond,

we really needed someone like you.

Even as a kid, you didn't like to be pushed around,

you wanted your freedom, remember?

And you haven't changed.

What's got into you?

She's beautiful, isn't she?

You got her.

Why?

She was too beautiful.

You never change, Slim.

Hey, Tom, never expected to find you here.

Yeah, well, I just...

Went out for a ride, couldn't sleep.

You couldn't sleep.

So, this is where Ormond stocks his animals, huh?

Yeah, boxed in like sheep,

ready to ship out.

Dirty dog, he's got 'em tagged and all.

Let's see.

Where is he shipping them?

Ontario, Canada, you know where that is.

'Course I know.

God awful hot there, isn't it?

Oh, is it ever?

Anyway, why worry about it?

Go on.

Go on.

Don't they look nice?

[Slim] Yeah, they remind me of you somehow.

[Tom] Very funny.

Hey, big mama, you gonna free the lions, too?

No, you're gonna free them.

All right, pussycats, let's go.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty, here kitty,

up to, that's it up to, off you go,

up to, single file, don't push,

you, too, come on, anybody else hiding, okay.

Take off, sweeties.

What's a matter with him, Tom?

This is the third time they catch him.

He's beginning to like it here.

Move it, come on.

Hey, he's coming right at us.

Keep cool, he'll move over.

If he doesn't stop, he'll move us over.

[Slim] Look out.

Look there, will ya?

[Slim] There's a curve.

Keep your cool, Tom.

Oh, sure.

Hit the brake.

I'll hit your head.

[Slim] But we're clear.

I can't, not the push.

Hey, look out for the truck.

Where?

[Slim] There.

What do you think you're doing?

Hey, hey.

We're slipping.

What happened to the brakes?

[Slim] Don't ask me, you're the driver.

Come on, where's the road?

[Slim] I thought you knew.

[Tom] You're a big help.

Hey, what's that up there?

[Slim] Where?

There.

There's a fork ahead, see.

Oh, yeah, I know where we are now.

Make a right turn, I know the road,

it goes right through a field.

Where's the field?

Where are you, you chicken-livered hyena?

You know the road, huh?

Went through a field, did it?

Some field.

If he ain't dead already, so help me, I'll kill him.

Hey, where the...

Oh no, oh my god.

Hey.

Slim.

Stay still, don't you believe in old Ma any longer?

All I need is a little lodine, Ma.

That's the stuff doctors use so you won't get well.

(chanting)

You destroyed my bus.

We're ruined.

Only 'cause you weren't insured, Tom.

That's enough, boys.

It's time you start acting like men.

The time has come to collect

and to do what your fathers would have done.

Hey.

They would've shot each other.

That's a great idea.

I've got a better idea.

So, what's your better idea?

Oh, a robbery.

Yeah.

Anybody home?

Just a minute.

Just a minute.

Good morning, gentleman.

Can I help you?

How much can I get for these?

Sorry, you can't enter without a tie, it's a rule.

A rule is a rule.

Okay, thanks.

[Attendant] But sir, I...

Shut up.

So, what's your idea?

To win.

Madame.

Why did you do that for?

Be a gentleman.

I know what that is, yeah.

Thank you, madame and monsieur.

Merci.

The house wins.

Another round (speaks French).

Here we go.

Place your bets.

[Man] I say there, you...

All right, we ready, mark your bets clearly, please.

The bet is at 2,000 pounds now, mark your bets up to...

I call the bet.

Yes, madame.

Mark your bets there, please.

Monsieur?

I'll be back.

Oui, monsieur.

We are ready?

You, monsieur, mark your bet.

I'm sorry, sir, 20 pounds minimum.

Here.

Finish, no more betting, right, sir,

ready, shoot the cards, sir.

10.

A card for the bank, sir, and it is?

An 8.

8, the bank wins.

Another round.

I don't like this game, all you do is lose.

The bank now is at 3,900 pounds.

Don't you find this game boring, madam?

It's most dreary, doesn't excite me at all.

[Host] Almost ready, mark your bets, please.

The lady is changing games.

[Host] But that's not possible.

This is simply outrageous, what is happening here?

This game will thrill you, madam.

Mr. Bigot.

(man screams)

Ladies and gentlemen, this new game is called Find the Lady.

The 10s lose, the lady wins.

The 10s lose, the lady wins.

Now, watch the little lady, the 10s lose,

and the lady wins.

Hard cash only, dollars, pounds, no chips, please.

Watch the lady, where has she gone?

Find the lady, place your bets.

That's the lady.

That's the lady?

I'm sorry, madam.

Here we go, again.

The 10s are losers, the lady's a winner.

Keep your eyes on the game.

Now, watch the lady.

Don't let the 10s tempt you, let the lady lure you.

One, two, three, where can the lady be?

Oh, the one in the middle.

No chips, hard cash only, dollars or pounds.

[Man] Here you go.

Find the lady, find the lady.

Yeah, what's our luck?

The 10s lose, the lady wins.

Place your bets.

Hundred pounds on that card.

Wait a minute.

It's not...

Hey!

The gentlemen lost control and abused the lady,

but have no fear, she'll reappear.

[Tom] She's beautiful.

(Tom whistling)

The other one.

No, not you.

Now, let's find the lady, ladies and gentlemen.

The lady wins, the 10 loses.

One, two, three, where can the lady be?

1,000 pounds on that card.

That's the end of that.

[Slim] The lady wins, but...

(crowd gasping)

What's the saying, Mr. Ormond?

The game is a game.

Here we go again, ladies and gentlemen,

find your lady, 10s lose, lady wins.

Quite a crowd.

Good evening.

[Slim] Once again now, eye on the card.

Isn't it scandalous letting blacks in?

But, sir, the world is not divided

between blacks and whites, but between rich and poor.

The 10s lose, and the lady wins.

Hello.

The lady, the lady.

All the money you have, I cover.

Tom, we lost.

I'm going to kill you, I know it.

Well, we can always start over again.

No, we can't.

Hey, I'll decide that.

No, we can't.

Shall we go.

(men screaming)

You bums.

Shut up.

[Ma] How's it coming, Eliza?

I declare you under arrest.

Charged with armed attack, gambling,

the kidnapping of 54 people, swindling, smuggling

impersonating a gentleman, and disturbing the peace,

et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

You managed to get him into trouble?

Who, me?

Yeah, you.

Relax, relax.

(monkey laughing)

Hey, Slim, come here

and take a look.

What's to see?

(drumming)

(gentle melody)

(crowd murmuring)

Nice trial, huh?

[Jason] Well, what did you expect?

That's enough, quiet you.

Can't you understand that you've been condemned already?

What the hell has he written there?

That we've been condemned, but unjustly.

To say the least.

Is the hay ready?

Relax, Ma paid off the judges.

The court.

Who gave Ma the money to pay off the judges?

Ma had some savings.

Savings?

She never told me.

There's been a change (indistinct whispering)

Is the defense ready?

Yes, your honor.

Who's that?

Every trial has its lawyer.

Your honor, my clients place themselves

at the mercy of the court.

Is the hay ready?

What?

Is the hay ready?

Well, I hope so.

You only hope so.

You can't do that.

Listen to me, I'm your lawyer.

If the law is corrupt, take it in your hands, I say.

Your honor.

See you around, Tom.

See you around, huh?

Okay.

Okay, yeah.

Now, those are tough men

and I've always been surrounded by jerks.

Did you call, Mr. Ormond?

Yes.

I was thinking of doing something

for that poor fellow condemned to life.

Nothing is worse than rotting your life away in prison

and once you hear this case,

it would be a blessing.

One, two, three, and it's all over.

You're too kind, Mr. Ormond.

Yeah, I know.

'Course, I'm counting on the fact

that we'll trap the other one.

He would be a rotten coward

if he didn't try to free his friend.

You're a genius, you think of everything, Mr. Ormond.

Smiley.

They're coming to buy the ivory animals.

This deal is worth 100,000 pounds

and I don't want the slightest incident to queer it.

Welcome to Ormond's Park, gentlemen.

Zurhing and?

Mr. Schultz.

How do you do, Mr. Schultz?

We'll hang him by the throat, we'll kill him.

Hang him by the throat.

Get the noose, man.

I'll kill him, there he is.

There!

(mob yelling)

The trap's about to be sprung.

When his friend shows up, you shoot.

He can only come from there

or there

or there.

Look out, earthquake.

Hi, Tom!

What are you doing here?

Nothing.

Just came for a visit.

Nice jail, huh, Tom?

What are you waiting for, get me out.

Listen.

I could be wrong,

but I really think they're going to lynch you.

Get me out, I said.

[Slim] How's that?

And stop acting like an idiot.

Don't tell me you're afraid.

[Tom] Me, afraid of that bunch?

[Slimy] Let's lynch him.

Afraid?

Yes.

[Slim] All clear?

Go ahead.

Let's get him, let's get him.

Hey, what you doing?

Hey, let the grate loose, let's not leave tracks.

Don't worry, it doesn't touch the ground.

[Slim] Hang on.

(men singing)

Don't you think the animals will have a difficult time

adapting themselves to Canada?

Going from a tropical climate to a polar climate?

Not at all.

Canada's their natural habitat,

they get sick here.

The cold is good.

Yeah, do you really think that's true?

I don't think so, I know so.

Meat is better preserved when it's cold.

[Tom] Get off my feet.

[Slim] Well, fall into step, will ya?

Get some steam up.

(whimsical music)

Out you go.

You hungry?

Yeah.

(steam whistle blowing)

All ashore.

[Ormond] Be right down.

Thank you, Mr. Ormond.

We'll be back in about six months?

See you soon, Mr. Schultz.

[Schultz] Remember, we get first bid on all the ivory.

[Ormond] You have my word

and that's even better than ivory.

Bon voyage, captain.

Sir.

[Ormond] I'll be going to shore now.

Why so soon?

It's a nice boat, Mr. Ormond.

Would you mind telling your men

to throw their guns in the river?

Your guns, over the side.

And knives, too.

Chuck it over.

Is that everybody?

Tom, how are you doing?

Hey, Tom!

Who's this Tom?

[Tom] Me.

Will you kindly tell the captain

there's going to be a delay?

Mind stepping over there?

[Tom] He was traveling light.

[Ormond] There's been an unexpected delay, captain.

Go join the other punks.

Lower pressure.

(triumphant melody)

Looks good, huh?

It wasn't even loaded.

Stay where you are.

Are you a heavyweight?

Of course I am.

So is he.

(bell rings)

(suspenseful melody)

Why such a big deal?

It's your turn.

I'll take my chances with the crocodiles.

Any crocodiles down there?

Just a few big ones.

Hey, you.

Your honor.

Hey, and you, too.

Lively, step lively.

Who's gonna pay for renting the boat now?

They will.

Well, that'll be a thousand pounds.

Double at least.

And you can double it again.

You don't want this money to get wet, do ya?

You don't want us to...

Yes.

But I don't know how to swim.

You'll learn, you'll learn, go on.

Hey, look who's still there.

He keeps losing his way.

[Slim] No, he likes you, Tom.

[Tom] Yeah?

Yeah.

Let's keep him.

And now what?

Weigh anchor.

I warn you, it's piracy.

And I'm warning you to get started.

Where to?

The Maldives Islands.

You know where that is?

Nope.

Neither do I.

Set course for the Maldives Islands, captain.

This won't end here.

This will end here.

* Watch out, Mr. Lion, don't bite me

* Shout out, if you wanna go free

* I'll hear when you call and I answer you all

* Grau grau grau

* Some people aren't nice to lions

* Some people aren't nice to hippos

* We better think twice let's try it be nice

* Grau grau grau

* Man is mild and lions are wild

* That's what most people say

* But I have seen that malice king

* and lions just like to play

* And I'm not drunk, it's not the sun

* That makes me feel this way

* But lions are mild and men are wild

* And children just like to play

* So please, Mr. Man, don't shoot me

* Don't catch me, don't take me away

* It's here where I live, let's forget and forgive

* Grau grau grau

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