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[QUIETLY EXHALES]
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My desert island "All-Time Top
Five Most Memorable Heartbreaks"
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in chronological order are as follows:
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Kevin Bannister,
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Kat Monroe,
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Simon Miller,
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- Justin Kitt...
- MAC: Okay...
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that's everything, I think.
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I mean, you don't
have to go this second.
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I know, but
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I think it's best if I do, so...
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Just stay for tonight.
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No.
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Okay, just stay for a drink, then.
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No. I don't think a
drink's gonna do it, Rob.
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Yeah, how about, how about two drinks?
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Jesus Christ, can we just make
this just a little bit easy, please.
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Oh, I'm sorry, is this
inconvenient for you?
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You know what? I'm just
gonna go. All right?
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Wait, Mac.
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- Mac?
- What?
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We're on the wrong side of the rock.
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Rob, don't start.
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Remember?
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Remember when we were in the park
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and we were listening to
Talking Book and...
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we were having such a nice day,
and that stupid fucking couple
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on the other side of the rock
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was just screaming at
each other the whole time?
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Yeah.
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I remember.
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We... we promised.
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You know, we promised that if we ever
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found ourselves on that side of the rock
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that we would remind
each other to come back
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to our side of the rock, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we did.
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So this is me reminding you.
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Yeah, whatever.
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I remember.
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I just, uh, I just can't
remember what it felt like, Rob.
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Right.
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I'm gonna go, 'cause...
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I'll see ya.
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Bye.
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[SOBBING]
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[EXHALES HEAVILY]
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Congratulations.
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You've made it to the Top Five, Mac.
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Number five,
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with a bullet.
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Welcome.
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♪ You make me sick ♪
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[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪
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♪ Hey Baby you've got a lot to learn ♪
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♪ I've been down and now it's your turn ♪
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♪ Never guess I'd see through you ♪
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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♪ You make me sick ♪
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- Hello.
- What up?
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What's up, Cam, what you doing?
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Nothin', uh, we're just
coming back from Mom and Dad's.
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Mom gave us a ton of your old baby shit.
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Consider that your shower gift.
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Mmm, didn't you hear?
There's not gonna be a shower.
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We're in full denial that
this baby is even coming.
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- ROB: Hi, Nicky.
- Hi, boo.
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- What's up?
- CAM: Uh, so, hey,
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Mom said she hadn't
talked to you in a while.
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She wanted me to call and just
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- see if you're...
- ROB: Happily married with three kids
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and a German Shepherd?
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- Hold on, let me check.
- CAM: [LAUGHS] You got jokes. I get it.
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But, seriously, uh, tonight, I'm
going for drinks with my buddy Caleb.
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I ever introduce you to Caleb?
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He's cute.
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Are you seriously trying to set me up
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with one of your friends right now, Cam?
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- CAM: No, I just...
- 'Cause historically speaking, man,
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- that shit doesn't go so well.
- CAM: I know.
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But it's been like a year.
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I just thought maybe
it's time to, you know,
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get back on the horse or whatever.
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- Mom, is that you?
- Yeah, all right, don't do that. I tried.
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You don't have to try. I'm totally fine.
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I actually have a date tonight, so...
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- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
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- Cam, I do.
- Wait, do you really have...
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Yeah, I have to go. I've to go
for my... get ready for my date.
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- Okay, bye.
- CAM: Wait, wait, Rob...
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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♪
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I could have a date.
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If I wanted to.
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[SIGHS]
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♪
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And I want to.
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'Cause I'm fine.
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♪
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I'm totally fine.
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I'm not fine. I'm not
ready. This is fucked.
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CLYDE: Yeah, so then I just
drove here from Colorado.
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You know?
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Um, lived out there for a long time.
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And, uh, I always wanted to
live in New York City, so,
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uh, here I am.
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- Cool, man.
- Yeah.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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If you got the time,
you can really, like,
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you can make a thing where
you can go to all these,
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uh, national parks along the way.
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Just the change in topography
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across the country as
you drive is remarkable.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Badlands and, uh, Zion and...
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Man, it's gorgeous. It's unbelievable.
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What did you do to your hand?
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Oh, uh, bike messenger
on the way here, actually.
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What happened?
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I mean, uh, I'm gonna
go to the bathroom.
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Okay.
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- [ROB CLEARS THROAT]
- I'll be here.
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[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
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♪
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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♪
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I will be here.
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♪
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[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATIONS]
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Nope.
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Look, I know this is a dick move
and he seems like a super-nice guy.
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I'm just...
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I'm not ready. You know?
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It's... it's too soon. It's too
soon, and I'm not ready, and I...
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[SIGHS]
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My phone.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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[INDISCERNIBLE CHATTER]
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♪
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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- What's up?
- CLYDE: Oh, hey.
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Oh, man, I was... pretty
sure for a minute there
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you were trying to sneak out.
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[AWKWARD CHUCKLE] No, I was...
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- Oh! No. No, no, no. You're good.
- Shit! I'm so sorry.
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No, it's fine. It's fine.
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- Dammit. Sorry.
- Don't even worry about it.
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- Yeah, hey.
- [SIGHS] I'm sorry.
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Look,
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- these things are tricky.
- [GLASS THUDS]
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Right? It's ju... It's hard.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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That was very nice of you.
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Do you want another round?
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Yeah.
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- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- [DREAMS BY FLEETWOOD MAC PLAYING]
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So you own a record shop?
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- Yes, I do.
- Oh, that's cool.
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It's, uh, it's not as
glamorous as it sounds.
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It sounds really cool. It sounds cool.
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Uh, question.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Answer.
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If I were to admit out
loud to you right now
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that I truly,
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no joke,
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love this song,
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would you get up and leave?
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Hell, I love this song.
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- All right.
- This is a great song.
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- CLYDE: Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I don't love Rumours as a whole.
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Okay.
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I prefer Tusk. Controversial, I know.
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Yeah, no doubt.
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No, Rumours is cool, Rumours
is cool. I mean, The Chain,
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which is sick.
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Don't Stop's more
like no, stop, please, stop.
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Sure.
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Second Hand News, yes.
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Go Your Own Way,
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- yes.
- Yes. Okay.
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To me, this band's more about the drama.
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You know what I mean?
Like, you can hear it
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when you listen to the music.
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You have all that shit
with Stevie and Lindsey
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and John and Christine
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and Bob Weston and
Mick Fleetwood's wife.
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Lindsey... that other chick,
I can't remember her name,
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Christine, and the
fucking sound engineer.
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I mean, it's fucking bonkers.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- ROB: You know? You can hear it.
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When you listen to it.
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- I'm still talking. I'm so sorry.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
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Um, to answer your
very simple... question,
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yes, I enjoy this song.
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Oh, good. Good, good, good.
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I'm sorry, I blacked out for a second.
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CLYDE: No, man, that was great.
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- Yeah.
- CLYDE: Um...
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- follow-up question.
- ROB: Mm-hmm.
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Um, are you gonna get up and leave now
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'cause I don't know
enough about Fleetwood Mac?
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- Yes.
- Oh, come on, I thought this was good.
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- I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
- CLYDE: Really?
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- I'm gonna jet. I'm gonna jet.
- CLYDE: Oh no. This was great.
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No, seriously, though, I think
I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna go.
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Oh, for real?
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Uh, this was fun.
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Do you, um, do you wanna give me a ride?
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♪
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Yeah.
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ROB: [CHUCKLES] It's,
uh, this one on the right.
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Hey, am I okay here?
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Uh-huh. Come on.
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♪ My love for you baby ♪
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♪ Is like a roller-coaster ♪
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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♪ It goes up ♪
♪ Up ♪
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♪ Down ♪
♪ Down ♪
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♪ Anyway you want it, baby ♪
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♪ Up ♪
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♪ Down ♪
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I haven't had sex for a year.
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Oh, shit.
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♪ My love for you, baby ♪
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♪ Is like a merry-go-round ♪
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♪ It goes up ♪
♪ Up ♪
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♪ Down ♪
♪ Down ♪
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♪ And all around, baby ♪
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Are you hungry?
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[SUCKS ON LIPS]
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Ish.
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We, uh,
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we got anything good?
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It does not appear so, no.
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Ever go to Raul's?
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That place is near here.
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They got a great breakfast.
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Don't you live in Astoria?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I like their French toast.
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Plus it's next to my climbing gym.
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So...
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So, what? You want to
go to breakfast now?
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Or in the morning.
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Okay. Maybe.
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Cool.
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I was trying to sneak out.
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Yeah, I know.
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Good night.
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Hey.
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Come here.
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[CAR HONKING, MAN SHOUTING OUTSIDE]
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[MOANS]
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Hello?
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00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,295
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
261
00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:57,930
Of course it was the nice guy.
262
00:11:58,472 --> 00:12:00,932
It's always the nice guy.
263
00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:01,934
[SCOFFS]
264
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,478
Fuckin' breakfast.
265
00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:07,647
[PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
266
00:12:07,648 --> 00:12:09,649
♪
267
00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:11,609
And this, ladies and gentlemen,
268
00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:15,614
is why you don't get
back on the fucking horse.
269
00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:19,034
Not that I needed another reminder.
270
00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:22,412
I have all the reminders I need.
271
00:12:23,747 --> 00:12:26,332
Like Kevin Bannister, Kat Monroe,
272
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,710
Simon Miller, Justin Kitt.
273
00:12:29,837 --> 00:12:31,129
Russell McCormack.
274
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:34,091
♪
275
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Number one.
276
00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:42,557
♪ Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown ♪
277
00:12:42,558 --> 00:12:45,977
♪ They say I'm the cutest boy in town! ♪
278
00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:47,855
- ROB: Kevin Bannister.
- Hey.
279
00:12:48,439 --> 00:12:50,690
- Hi.
- What you listening to?
280
00:12:50,691 --> 00:12:52,066
Weezer.
281
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,735
ROB: I lied. It was Frank Zappa.
282
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,280
- Cool.
- ROB: All white guys love Weezer.
283
00:12:57,239 --> 00:13:00,408
Our relationship lasted
exactly six hours.
284
00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:03,077
For two hours after school before
Xena: Warrior Princess
285
00:13:03,078 --> 00:13:04,538
for three days in a row.
286
00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,415
But on the fourth day,
287
00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,334
fucking Hannah Shepherd.
288
00:13:11,336 --> 00:13:13,088
What a slut.
289
00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:19,135
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
290
00:13:19,136 --> 00:13:21,471
♪ Whatever it is, wherever we go ♪
291
00:13:21,472 --> 00:13:23,639
♪ Whatever we do, whoever we know ♪
292
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,640
Need a pack?
293
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,227
- Dude, I quit.
- Right.
294
00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:28,561
Thanks, Carlos.
295
00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:31,898
Number two on the "Top Five,
All-Time Heartbreak" List
296
00:13:31,899 --> 00:13:33,608
is Kat Monroe.
297
00:13:33,609 --> 00:13:34,942
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
298
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:36,694
ROB: Kat was gorgeous
299
00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:39,782
and interesting and just... just cool.
300
00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:42,241
Like, real cool.
301
00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,451
True cool.
302
00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:46,621
♪
303
00:13:46,622 --> 00:13:49,583
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
304
00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:58,591
ROB: Kat talked a lot, and she would say
305
00:13:58,592 --> 00:14:01,803
these remarkably interesting things.
306
00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:03,137
KAT: ... some fucking negative space.
307
00:14:03,138 --> 00:14:06,766
I mean, how much longer can we
take this brutalist masculinity?
308
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,853
ROB: We went out for a year,
and I never got comfortable.
309
00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:12,355
Looking back, I didn't
stand a fuckin' chance.
310
00:14:12,356 --> 00:14:13,356
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
311
00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:14,525
Kat!
312
00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:18,237
You fucking bitch!
313
00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:21,864
Let's work it out!
314
00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:24,283
It wasn't just that I wasn't glamorous
315
00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,410
or interesting enough for Kat.
316
00:14:26,411 --> 00:14:27,579
Which I wasn't.
317
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:29,289
The real issue
318
00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,208
is that Kat had a type.
319
00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:34,920
Tall, blonde,
320
00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:38,297
white.
321
00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:40,175
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
322
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:41,593
Kat!
323
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,180
MAN: Shut the fuck up!
324
00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:02,197
Okay, so, here's how
not to plan a career.
325
00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:04,657
One, split up with girlfriend.
326
00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:06,285
Two, ditch college.
327
00:15:06,577 --> 00:15:09,163
Three, go to work in
struggling record shop.
328
00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:12,957
Four, become owner of said record shop
329
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,626
and stay there for rest of life.
330
00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:16,795
And five...
331
00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:19,631
Well, there is no five.
332
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:21,966
Anyway,
333
00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:25,137
Kat and I, we never really... matched.
334
00:15:25,554 --> 00:15:28,389
But number three on
the list, Simon Miller,
335
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,433
phew.
336
00:15:30,017 --> 00:15:31,058
We matched.
337
00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:32,477
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
338
00:15:32,478 --> 00:15:34,854
- Hey.
- No requests, dude.
339
00:15:34,855 --> 00:15:36,273
No, no, is this Radio Stars?
340
00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:38,859
- What?
- It's Radio Stars, right?
341
00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:40,276
Yeah.
342
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,111
Fuckin' love these guys.
343
00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:43,280
Yeah, me too.
344
00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:46,365
[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION]
345
00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:48,159
ROB: We were both alone in the city,
346
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,660
and we felt that way,
347
00:15:49,661 --> 00:15:50,912
lonely.
348
00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:52,915
We liked all the same things.
349
00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,458
Whiskey neat, pretentious films.
350
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:57,711
But, most importantly, music.
351
00:15:58,462 --> 00:15:59,546
Simon had a theory.
352
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,840
The things that you
like are as important...
353
00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:06,011
no, no, no, more important
than what you are like.
354
00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:07,762
- Yes. Yes!
- See what I'm saying?
355
00:16:07,763 --> 00:16:10,098
- Movies, TV, film, literature, poetry...
- Shit matters.
356
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,224
It matters, right?
357
00:16:11,225 --> 00:16:13,518
And it's no good in just pretending
358
00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,895
some relationship is gonna
fucking magically work
359
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:17,688
if you don't like most
of the same things.
360
00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,609
Yeah, call me shallow.
It's the fucking truth.
361
00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:22,693
Sorry.
362
00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:27,574
♪
363
00:16:33,997 --> 00:16:38,001
♪
364
00:16:38,877 --> 00:16:41,838
ROB: Turns out, we liked even more
of the same things than we thought.
365
00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:45,133
♪
366
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,468
I guess I'm gay.
367
00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:48,695
Come here.
368
00:16:48,696 --> 00:16:51,722
♪
369
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:53,475
And that was the end of that.
370
00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:56,310
We've got a bit of everything:
371
00:16:56,311 --> 00:16:59,022
rock, electronic, hip-hop, pop.
372
00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:01,983
To quote our lone Yelp review,
373
00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:05,112
"Decently curated cuts,
unpretentious location,
374
00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:08,197
owner's a little rude."
Two-and-a-half stars.
375
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:10,241
Half the neighborhood thinks
we're washed-up relics,
376
00:17:10,242 --> 00:17:12,244
the other half thinks
we're nostalgic hipsters.
377
00:17:13,328 --> 00:17:14,371
They're both kinda right.
378
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:15,872
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
379
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,249
- Hey, Rob.
- Hey, Simon.
380
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:19,834
He needed the cash.
381
00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:21,377
So I hire him a few days a week.
382
00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:24,756
And he just starts showing up every day.
383
00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:26,091
That was three years ago.
384
00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:29,469
- You have a good night?
- Oh yeah.
385
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,597
Yeah. I found the original pressing
of Gallop. Lena Platonos.
386
00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:34,265
Dope. Dope, dope, dope.
387
00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:36,225
Yeah. Remember how I said I was just
gonna go ahead and buy the reissue
388
00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:37,685
'cause the original
was just like, nowhere?
389
00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:39,771
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, I found the original.
390
00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:40,980
Very cool.
391
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:42,482
Beautiful condition.
392
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:45,234
[ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYING]
393
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:47,862
[SINGING IN GREEK]
394
00:17:47,863 --> 00:17:48,943
What happened to your hand?
395
00:17:49,615 --> 00:17:51,741
- Oh, nothing.
- What'd you do last night?
396
00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:54,203
Uh... went on a date.
397
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:56,872
A date?
398
00:17:58,123 --> 00:17:59,665
What up, babies?
399
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:03,921
♪
400
00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,547
Unh-unh. What the fuck is this?
401
00:18:06,548 --> 00:18:08,717
- What is this? What is this?
- Lena Platonos.
402
00:18:09,051 --> 00:18:10,426
- What?
- Original pressing.
403
00:18:10,427 --> 00:18:12,011
[COUGHS MOCKINGLY]
Oh, my God. I don't care.
404
00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:14,348
Put on some real music.
405
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,182
Shall we?
406
00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:19,268
♪
407
00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:20,395
[MUSIC STOPS]
408
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:23,356
- Hit me.
- (DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS' COME ON EILEEN PLAYING)
409
00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,275
Woo-wee!
410
00:18:26,151 --> 00:18:27,820
Yo, you know what's so fucking crazy?
411
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:31,240
I had a fucking dream
about this shit last night.
412
00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,783
- Were you wearing the overalls?
- Yeah.
413
00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:36,160
It was so crazy, I had a dream about it
414
00:18:36,161 --> 00:18:37,704
and then... Yeah, man.
415
00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:41,165
And then I was like, yo, I
gotta listen to this song.
416
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,459
And I had to... I had to listen
to it and see if I really like it.
417
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,962
And I forgot, this song is dope as shit!
418
00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:47,839
♪
419
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,006
Come on, come on, come on.
420
00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:50,258
[SINGING ALONG] ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
421
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,970
♪
422
00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:56,932
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
423
00:18:57,558 --> 00:18:58,891
Good morning, Rob!
424
00:18:58,892 --> 00:19:00,601
♪
425
00:19:00,602 --> 00:19:02,146
Oh! Forget you then.
426
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,106
Mm, mm, mm.
427
00:19:05,107 --> 00:19:07,525
♪ Sounded sad upon the radio ♪
428
00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:10,111
♪ But he moved a million hearts in mono ♪
429
00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:11,654
Turn it off, Cherise!
430
00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:12,738
Huh?
431
00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:14,240
Turn this shit off, man!
432
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,117
No, it won't go up any
higher! I already tried!
433
00:19:16,118 --> 00:19:19,245
- ROB: Turn this shit...
- What is she saying? I can't hear her.
434
00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:20,872
No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
435
00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:21,998
- Simon, move.
- Ow.
436
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:23,834
Stop. What the fuck!
437
00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:25,168
Yo!
438
00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:26,711
That song was on the
"Monday Morning Playlist."
439
00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:28,546
I made it special for you all! Special!
440
00:19:28,547 --> 00:19:30,089
Yeah? Well, it's fuckin' Tuesday, dude.
441
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,883
No shit. Today's fuckin' Tuesday?
442
00:19:31,884 --> 00:19:33,843
- Yeah, it's Tuesday.
- Oh shit.
443
00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:34,887
Well, Simon...
444
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:36,345
Simon?
445
00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:38,055
- Simon?
- What?
446
00:19:38,056 --> 00:19:40,016
Simon, do you wanna know
what the next song is?
447
00:19:40,017 --> 00:19:41,559
- I'm gonna play a...
- What's the next song?
448
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,395
- Can't Take My Eyes off of You.
- Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons?
449
00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:45,938
Come on, Rob. Why is he starting?
450
00:19:45,939 --> 00:19:48,066
- No! Lauryn Hill!
- Oh.
451
00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:49,650
- Oh?
- Oh God.
452
00:19:49,651 --> 00:19:51,277
- Why are you oh'ing?
- No reason.
453
00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:53,030
No, there's a reason why you're
oh'ing. Look at me in my eyes
454
00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:54,155
and tell me what the fuck
is wrong with Lauryn Hill.
455
00:19:54,156 --> 00:19:55,230
- Why are you oh'ing?
- SIMON: Nothing. I just...
456
00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:56,491
- Nothing is wrong.
- I know there's nothing wrong with her.
457
00:19:56,492 --> 00:19:58,284
I mean, she shows up late to her
concerts, but other than that...
458
00:19:58,285 --> 00:20:00,329
- [CHERISE GASPS]
- I prefer the original!
459
00:20:00,579 --> 00:20:01,662
That's bullshit!
460
00:20:01,663 --> 00:20:03,498
How can it be bullshit
to state a preference?
461
00:20:03,499 --> 00:20:05,958
It's bullshit because
it's a bullshit preference!
462
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,168
No, that doesn't work. You don't...
463
00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:09,128
I don't care. You can slap
your hands. I can slap my hands.
464
00:20:09,129 --> 00:20:10,130
I... [DOOR SLAMS]
465
00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:13,091
Well, why is she... why's she
slammin' doors? What's wrong with her?
466
00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:14,885
She went on a date last night.
467
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:22,142
Well...
468
00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:25,019
Number Four on the "Top
Five Heartbreak" List
469
00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:26,105
is Justin Kitt.
470
00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:29,775
Justin was... an odd choice.
471
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,610
His top five recording
artists were Jay-Z,
472
00:20:32,611 --> 00:20:34,779
Eminem, Linkin Park,
473
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,365
Aerosmith, and The Dave Matthews Band.
474
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,534
So...
475
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,870
Yeah, he was kind of an asshole.
476
00:20:42,162 --> 00:20:44,664
I took a test to see if I have a
digital addiction the other day.
477
00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:47,333
I took the test online
first of all, so hello!
478
00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:49,085
ROB: He was also a stand-up comedian.
479
00:20:49,086 --> 00:20:52,089
Which at the time seemed, I
don't know, vaguely intriguing.
480
00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:54,465
But Justin had a thing.
481
00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:57,219
You know, some qualities that
made being around him exciting.
482
00:20:57,678 --> 00:21:02,683
Qualities like confidence and
magnetism and a... girlfriend.
483
00:21:03,225 --> 00:21:06,770
I suppose my mid-20s felt
a little short on intrigue.
484
00:21:07,104 --> 00:21:09,313
We met in secret and talked
on the phone in secret,
485
00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:10,773
had sex in secret,
486
00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:12,650
and we dreamt about how cool it would be
487
00:21:12,651 --> 00:21:14,778
when we didn't have to
do things in secret...
488
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,281
[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATIONS]
489
00:21:18,282 --> 00:21:21,993
♪
490
00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:25,121
And then one day, we weren't
doing things in secret anymore...
491
00:21:25,122 --> 00:21:26,664
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
492
00:21:26,665 --> 00:21:28,749
- Sorry. Sorry.
- MORGAN: Don't you fuckin' touch me!
493
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,294
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
494
00:21:30,794 --> 00:21:34,714
ROB: Which was
significantly less exciting.
495
00:21:34,715 --> 00:21:37,884
So, naturally, I decided to have
his name tattooed on my arm.
496
00:21:37,885 --> 00:21:39,427
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
497
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:42,806
In retrospect, we were
both kind of assholes.
498
00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:45,600
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
499
00:21:45,601 --> 00:21:48,519
[HUMMING ALONG]
500
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,940
♪
501
00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:55,486
Excuse me. May I help you?
502
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,862
No, I'm good. Thanks.
503
00:21:57,863 --> 00:21:59,130
You do know there's an actual person
504
00:21:59,131 --> 00:22:00,573
standing right here in front of you.
505
00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:01,824
You aware? I'm here.
506
00:22:01,825 --> 00:22:02,825
She's right there.
507
00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:05,203
I'm sorry, I just thought
Shazam would be easier.
508
00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:08,372
Oh, okay, so you thought
Shazam would be easier.
509
00:22:08,373 --> 00:22:11,751
So, it's so hard for you to open
up your fine-ass motherfuckin' mouth
510
00:22:11,752 --> 00:22:13,336
and say to me, "Hey, Miss,
511
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:15,338
I think this song is fly as shit.
512
00:22:15,339 --> 00:22:16,380
Do you by chance know who sings it?"
513
00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:18,049
At which point, I would say to you,
514
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:20,593
"Yes, you motherfuckin'
fine-ass Italian Stallion.
515
00:22:20,594 --> 00:22:22,011
I do know. It's Lescop.
516
00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:24,013
They are French, and
it's located right"...
517
00:22:24,014 --> 00:22:26,724
- Right over here.
- Right over here. How much is it, Johnny?
518
00:22:26,725 --> 00:22:31,020
- It's twenty bucks.
- Twenty dollars! The motherfuckin' shit's on sale.
519
00:22:31,021 --> 00:22:33,606
♪
520
00:22:33,607 --> 00:22:34,775
This place blows.
521
00:22:36,235 --> 00:22:38,862
You better be glad you
find the shit. (GRUNTS)
522
00:22:40,989 --> 00:22:42,281
Nice work, you two.
523
00:22:42,282 --> 00:22:44,534
Just fuckin' quality, quality work.
524
00:22:44,535 --> 00:22:46,369
Scare away our only fuckin' customer.
525
00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:47,954
And sexually harass him.
526
00:22:47,955 --> 00:22:49,247
Yo, what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
527
00:22:49,248 --> 00:22:50,707
The boy is fine and dumb, okay?
528
00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,169
Shit, it's my fault I'm the
asshole in this situation?
529
00:22:56,422 --> 00:22:57,839
No. No, the guy was a tool.
530
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,633
Exactly! You know, that's what
I've been tryin' to tell these kids.
531
00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:02,427
You need to fuckin' earn something.
532
00:23:02,428 --> 00:23:03,845
You know, buy something.
533
00:23:03,846 --> 00:23:05,388
Have some goddamn respect.
534
00:23:05,389 --> 00:23:06,970
See, the problem with these kids is
535
00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,701
that the generation is
completely fucked off.
536
00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:11,102
Their generation. Which generation
are you a part of, Cherise?
537
00:23:11,103 --> 00:23:12,771
None! Because I have opted out.
538
00:23:14,189 --> 00:23:16,524
All right, kids. Let's
shut this shit down.
539
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,109
(COME ON, EILEEN RESUMES)
540
00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:20,278
Oh, yeah!
541
00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,281
Come on, Rob. Get it, girl, get it!
542
00:23:23,157 --> 00:23:24,449
Ha ha!
543
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:25,826
Y'all sexy...
544
00:23:27,453 --> 00:23:29,787
♪ Too-ra-loo-ra ♪
545
00:23:29,788 --> 00:23:33,542
♪ Too-ra-loo-rye, ay ♪
546
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:38,714
♪ And we can sing just like our fathers ♪
547
00:23:39,673 --> 00:23:41,257
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
548
00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,509
♪ Oh, I swear ♪
♪ What he means ♪
549
00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:45,095
♪ At this moment ♪
550
00:23:45,512 --> 00:23:48,724
♪ You mean everything ♪
551
00:23:55,898 --> 00:23:56,899
[SIGHS]
552
00:24:03,405 --> 00:24:04,406
[SIGHS]
553
00:24:05,783 --> 00:24:07,143
All right, fuck it, let's do this.
554
00:24:08,327 --> 00:24:10,870
Number five on the "Top Five
All-Time Heartbreak" List
555
00:24:10,871 --> 00:24:12,915
is Russell McCormack.
556
00:24:16,794 --> 00:24:17,794
Yeah.
557
00:24:18,212 --> 00:24:20,671
AKA Mac.
558
00:24:20,672 --> 00:24:22,415
[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION]
559
00:24:22,516 --> 00:24:23,610
- ROB: Hi.
- Russell.
560
00:24:23,611 --> 00:24:25,094
Rob. Nice to meet you.
561
00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:26,762
[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION]
562
00:24:27,513 --> 00:24:28,679
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
563
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,518
[FUNKY SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]
564
00:24:33,018 --> 00:24:35,520
My brother wasn't exactly
trying to set us up.
565
00:24:35,521 --> 00:24:37,189
But he didn't exactly have to.
566
00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:39,650
It just... happened.
567
00:24:40,192 --> 00:24:42,527
(DARONDO'S DIDN'T I PLAYING)
568
00:24:42,528 --> 00:24:44,237
♪
569
00:24:44,238 --> 00:24:47,490
♪ Didn't I treat you right, now? ♪
570
00:24:47,491 --> 00:24:50,119
♪ Didn't I? ♪
571
00:24:50,744 --> 00:24:51,870
What you got?
572
00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:56,208
ROB: Oh, man. This was
the real fuckin' deal.
573
00:24:57,543 --> 00:24:58,793
♪ Didn't I give you everything... ♪
574
00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:01,587
Lightning bolts, fireworks,
electricity, magic,
575
00:25:01,588 --> 00:25:02,965
the whole thing.
576
00:25:03,549 --> 00:25:05,925
♪ I tried my best just to be a man... ♪
577
00:25:05,926 --> 00:25:09,221
We stayed in and made
love... all the time.
578
00:25:09,972 --> 00:25:11,639
♪
579
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,767
♪ Didn't I do it, baby? ♪
580
00:25:14,768 --> 00:25:16,394
We went out and had fun.
581
00:25:16,395 --> 00:25:18,020
♪
582
00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:20,815
♪ Didn't I do right? ♪
583
00:25:20,816 --> 00:25:23,109
We just... got each other.
584
00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:24,695
- Burn going down.
- Achh!
585
00:25:26,405 --> 00:25:28,285
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All
right, go ahead. Your go.
586
00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:30,117
Okay. My turn. Let's see.
587
00:25:30,576 --> 00:25:31,994
We built a life together.
588
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:36,415
Okay. Do you, do you know that
589
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,083
Albert Brooks, the actor...
590
00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:40,335
- Mm-hmm.
- His real name
591
00:25:41,128 --> 00:25:42,963
is Albert Einstein?
592
00:25:43,589 --> 00:25:44,922
What? No way. Come on.
593
00:25:44,923 --> 00:25:46,632
- You didn't know that?
- That can't be true.
594
00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:48,677
- I know. Isn't that insane?
- What?
595
00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:50,846
- Drink.
- Ugh. Okay.
596
00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:54,182
Oh, my God. I am crushing
this game right now.
597
00:25:54,183 --> 00:25:55,601
- Okay. Okay.
- I'm crushing.
598
00:25:57,978 --> 00:25:59,354
- Okay. My go.
- Okay.
599
00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:02,274
Do you, do you know,
600
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,985
- Rob...
- Mm-hmm. Sock it to me.
601
00:26:05,861 --> 00:26:06,861
that
602
00:26:08,238 --> 00:26:10,866
I am completely in love with you?
603
00:26:12,201 --> 00:26:15,119
♪ I wanna come back home, baby ♪
604
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,288
♪ And I... ♪
605
00:26:17,289 --> 00:26:19,124
♪ No, no, baby... ♪
606
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:23,796
♪
607
00:26:25,906 --> 00:26:26,924
Ah...
608
00:26:26,925 --> 00:26:29,926
♪ Come back home, baby ♪
609
00:26:29,927 --> 00:26:31,761
♪ You know I love you... ♪
610
00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:32,762
My turn.
611
00:26:33,305 --> 00:26:34,305
Mm-hmm.
612
00:26:36,266 --> 00:26:37,559
Do you, do you know,
613
00:26:39,311 --> 00:26:40,311
Mac,
614
00:26:42,439 --> 00:26:45,901
that I... that I love you too?
615
00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:49,863
♪
616
00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:52,115
You do?
617
00:26:52,116 --> 00:26:53,116
[MAC CHUCKLES]
618
00:26:53,117 --> 00:26:55,535
You cocky bitch. [LAUGHS]
619
00:26:55,536 --> 00:26:57,703
He was gonna show me Thailand and Sydney
620
00:26:57,704 --> 00:26:59,498
and all those kinds of places.
621
00:27:00,207 --> 00:27:02,668
And when we had enough money,
we were gonna move to London.
622
00:27:03,544 --> 00:27:05,295
So, what went wrong?
623
00:27:07,548 --> 00:27:08,923
He moved to London after all.
624
00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:10,926
Just... not with me. [CRYING]
625
00:27:12,636 --> 00:27:15,346
Truth is, I had been
completely out of my depth.
626
00:27:15,347 --> 00:27:18,350
♪
627
00:27:20,227 --> 00:27:23,897
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
And after that, I was determined to
628
00:27:25,399 --> 00:27:27,108
never get out of my depth again.
629
00:27:27,109 --> 00:27:29,862
So for the last year,
I've basically just been
630
00:27:31,321 --> 00:27:33,031
paddling around in the shallow end.
631
00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:34,908
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
632
00:27:36,952 --> 00:27:38,203
[BUZZING CONTINUES]
633
00:27:39,746 --> 00:27:40,873
Hello?
634
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,208
[OVER INTERCOM] Hey, it's Clyde.
635
00:27:45,252 --> 00:27:47,045
Uh... what's up?
636
00:27:47,671 --> 00:27:49,756
CLYDE: Uh, I'm sorry I didn't call.
637
00:27:49,757 --> 00:27:52,133
I think I left my phone
in your apartment.
638
00:27:52,134 --> 00:27:54,511
I think it's in the bedroom?
639
00:27:57,389 --> 00:27:59,183
Hey, how's it going?
640
00:28:00,017 --> 00:28:01,477
- Here you go.
- Oh.
641
00:28:01,935 --> 00:28:03,186
Awesome. Thanks.
642
00:28:03,187 --> 00:28:04,501
Little suckers really get in the way
643
00:28:04,502 --> 00:28:06,227
of sneaking out of places, don't they?
644
00:28:06,523 --> 00:28:07,608
What? No, I didn't...
645
00:28:09,193 --> 00:28:11,320
Okay, I know that's what
this looks like, but...
646
00:28:13,322 --> 00:28:15,072
They towed my car.
647
00:28:15,073 --> 00:28:17,575
- Right.
- No, no, no, no, no. Look, seriously,
648
00:28:17,576 --> 00:28:19,118
I got up to go to the bathroom
649
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,580
and I look outside, and
they're towing my car.
650
00:28:22,581 --> 00:28:24,374
I literally chased a tow truck
651
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,211
down your street, and then
I had to go to work, so...
652
00:28:28,253 --> 00:28:31,131
I didn't realize I didn't have my
phone until I got on the subway.
653
00:28:32,091 --> 00:28:33,931
And then I couldn't
figure out the subway, so,
654
00:28:34,593 --> 00:28:35,761
that was pretty comical.
655
00:28:36,386 --> 00:28:37,554
Cool story, bro.
656
00:28:38,138 --> 00:28:39,807
- Hey. Yo.
- Yeah. Yes.
657
00:28:40,724 --> 00:28:42,267
I thought we had a good time.
658
00:28:43,519 --> 00:28:44,519
I... I really thought...
659
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,730
- Yeah. Yeah, we had a good time.
- Yeah.
660
00:28:49,441 --> 00:28:50,734
So, can I just
661
00:28:51,485 --> 00:28:53,237
come in and we can, like, talk or...
662
00:28:53,695 --> 00:28:55,822
Yeah, I just... I don't, I
don't think that's a good idea.
663
00:28:55,823 --> 00:28:57,324
You don't think that's a good idea
664
00:28:57,825 --> 00:29:00,118
or... you know it's not a good idea?
665
00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:02,036
I don't know if I
think it's a good idea.
666
00:29:02,037 --> 00:29:03,037
- Okay.
- Okay.
667
00:29:03,038 --> 00:29:04,039
All right.
668
00:29:04,832 --> 00:29:05,833
This is for you.
669
00:29:07,751 --> 00:29:09,086
It's French toast.
670
00:29:17,469 --> 00:29:19,096
Okay, so he was a nice guy.
671
00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:21,640
Like,
672
00:29:23,434 --> 00:29:25,602
[SIGHS] an actual nice guy.
673
00:29:28,272 --> 00:29:29,356
So,
674
00:29:30,858 --> 00:29:35,487
why did I just act like such a dick?
675
00:29:36,738 --> 00:29:38,489
(NICK DRAKE'S PINK MOON PLAYING)
676
00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:40,700
♪ I saw it written and I saw it say ♪
677
00:29:40,701 --> 00:29:42,577
Maybe there's something
I forgot to mention.
678
00:29:42,578 --> 00:29:43,911
- Rob! Rob!
- ROB: The other night
679
00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,581
before my, um, date with Clyde.
680
00:29:46,582 --> 00:29:47,582
Mac.
681
00:29:50,002 --> 00:29:52,128
- Um...
- [SONG CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONE]
682
00:29:52,129 --> 00:29:53,213
What are you doing here?
683
00:29:54,381 --> 00:29:55,883
I moved back a couple of weeks ago.
684
00:29:57,968 --> 00:29:59,219
Like, um,
685
00:30:00,095 --> 00:30:01,346
like, like back-back?
686
00:30:02,681 --> 00:30:04,140
Yeah, uh...
687
00:30:04,141 --> 00:30:06,435
I was... I've been meaning to
688
00:30:07,227 --> 00:30:08,479
- you know.
- Yeah.
689
00:30:08,979 --> 00:30:10,104
Yeah.
690
00:30:10,105 --> 00:30:11,105
Mmm.
691
00:30:17,571 --> 00:30:19,698
So, uh, you still in the neighborhood?
692
00:30:20,991 --> 00:30:22,409
Uh, yeah, yeah.
693
00:30:22,868 --> 00:30:23,911
Got the shop, you know.
694
00:30:27,247 --> 00:30:28,916
Well, we should talk.
695
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:30,541
Sometime.
696
00:30:32,377 --> 00:30:33,503
I've been, uh...
697
00:30:33,504 --> 00:30:35,838
- Ah!
- Whoa! Whoa! Dude. Man, what the hell!
698
00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:36,839
Fuck!
699
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,466
- You okay.
- [ROB GRUNTS]
700
00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:40,844
- MAC: You okay?
- Shit. Yeah, I'm fine.
701
00:30:40,845 --> 00:30:42,053
- You're bleeding.
- I'm fine.
702
00:30:42,054 --> 00:30:43,931
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm good. I'm fine.
703
00:30:44,932 --> 00:30:45,933
Um,
704
00:30:46,767 --> 00:30:47,935
I'll... It's good...
705
00:30:49,603 --> 00:30:51,105
Uh, I'll see you around.
706
00:30:52,648 --> 00:30:54,733
All right. Bye, Rob.
707
00:30:55,901 --> 00:30:57,151
[HORN HONKING]
708
00:30:57,152 --> 00:31:00,571
[PINK MOON RESUMES]
709
00:31:00,572 --> 00:31:02,908
♪ I saw it written and I saw it say ♪
710
00:31:06,453 --> 00:31:09,581
♪ Pink moon is on its way ♪
711
00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:14,335
[INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATIONS]
712
00:31:14,336 --> 00:31:18,047
Hey, Jeff. Do you have
anything for, um... this?
713
00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:19,425
JEFF: Yeah, sure.
714
00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:26,849
♪ Hey, it's a pink moon ♪
715
00:31:28,851 --> 00:31:30,685
♪ Pink, pink, pink... ♪
716
00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:31,728
Thanks.
717
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,439
[SIGHS]
718
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,732
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
719
00:31:36,733 --> 00:31:38,527
The ugly truth of the matter is this:
720
00:31:39,987 --> 00:31:41,572
if we suddenly heard
721
00:31:42,239 --> 00:31:45,325
that the world was
going to end in 24 hours
722
00:31:46,618 --> 00:31:49,412
people I would call in the
first hour would be the obvious:
723
00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:51,664
my parents, my brother, Simon,
724
00:31:51,665 --> 00:31:52,791
Cherise, I guess.
725
00:31:56,587 --> 00:31:58,046
And I would be calling them all
726
00:31:59,298 --> 00:32:02,091
to apologize for the fact
that I would be choosing
727
00:32:02,092 --> 00:32:03,635
to spend the next
728
00:32:05,679 --> 00:32:07,598
23 hours with
729
00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:09,140
Mac.
730
00:32:19,526 --> 00:32:20,526
Who's back.
731
00:32:23,947 --> 00:32:25,240
It's messed up, I know.
732
00:32:29,745 --> 00:32:31,079
[EXHALES]
733
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,556
[RAIN FALLING]
734
00:32:50,557 --> 00:32:53,227
Thank you, Ann Peebles.
735
00:32:53,769 --> 00:32:56,230
(ANN PEEBLES' I CAN'T
STAND THE RAIN PLAYING)
736
00:32:58,899 --> 00:33:01,527
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
737
00:33:02,611 --> 00:33:04,780
♪ Against my window ♪
738
00:33:07,407 --> 00:33:10,327
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪
739
00:33:11,203 --> 00:33:13,413
♪ Hey, windowpane ♪
740
00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:16,458
♪ Do you remember ♪
741
00:33:19,419 --> 00:33:21,755
♪ How sweet it used to be? ♪
742
00:33:25,843 --> 00:33:29,596
♪ When we was together ♪
743
00:33:31,473 --> 00:33:34,059
♪ Everything was so grand ♪
744
00:33:37,771 --> 00:33:41,316
♪ Now that we've parted ♪
745
00:33:41,775 --> 00:33:43,235
♪ There's just one sound ♪
746
00:33:44,153 --> 00:33:46,904
♪ That I just can't stand ♪
747
00:33:46,905 --> 00:33:49,408
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
748
00:33:50,451 --> 00:33:53,078
♪ Against my window ♪
749
00:33:55,289 --> 00:33:57,541
♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪
750
00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,545
♪ Hey, rain ♪
751
00:34:02,045 --> 00:34:04,757
♪ Get off my window... ♪
752
00:34:04,758 --> 00:34:09,758
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