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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,223 - Previously on "Good Girls"... 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,137 - Let me tell you something about my husband. 4 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:09,400 Stanley Lamont Hill is a cop, 5 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:11,881 whether you give him a badge or not. 6 00:00:11,924 --> 00:00:15,319 He couldn't commit a crime if his life depended on it. 7 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,668 Well, what'd they say? 8 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,540 - They'd be honored to have me back on the force. 9 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:21,369 Then I came home, tried on my uniform. 10 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,979 It made me feel like a fraud. 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,546 - Will you have dinner with me? 12 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:26,200 - Talk strategy, or-- 13 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:28,158 - Whatever you need to tell your wife. 14 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:29,725 - I really want to, 15 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:31,248 but I can't. 16 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,423 Are you making money? 17 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:35,557 - It's different this time. 18 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,907 - Looks a little light. 19 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,169 - I couldn't make as much. 20 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:41,041 The price of ink went up. 21 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,782 - Gonna need to see that invoice. 22 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:45,132 - Thought you might. 23 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,177 Remember that project you did for us a while back? 24 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:49,266 - Gambling addicts, right? 25 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,528 - She's not gonna do it 26 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:51,964 unless we take something she cares about. 27 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,618 - Meet Dorito Boland. 28 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:54,837 - What's up, ladies? 29 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,144 - You cannot finish that plate. 30 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:59,102 - He said he'd let me go-- - He won't. 31 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:02,062 Wait. You need us. You need all of us. 32 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:04,934 - Not all of you. 33 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:06,066 [gunshots] 34 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,284 - Have you heard from Lucy? 35 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,677 - I'm sure she's fine. 36 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:09,721 - Lucy Lulu? 37 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,114 - She's not here. 38 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:12,898 - She just texted me this morning. 39 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:15,292 - And then I drove her right to the airport. 40 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:16,598 - Where'd you get your bird? 41 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,121 - My wife rescued her. 42 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:22,212 - [whistling] 43 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:26,260 [bird whistling] 44 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,916 - what is this? 45 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,397 - Ours. 46 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:34,572 - You stole from a man who 47 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,922 blew a little girl's brains out for fun? 48 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:39,186 - 10% off the top. - What if he finds out? 49 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,404 - He won't. 50 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,928 - What if he does? - He still needs us. 51 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,800 - Until he doesn't. 52 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:46,889 And then we all end up in that van. 53 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:49,109 - We have to pay our bills. 54 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,980 We print day and night, and for what? 55 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,330 - To stay alive. 56 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:55,680 - That's not a life. 57 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,944 What did you say? 58 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:02,034 - Materials went up. 59 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,427 - Tell him they went back down. 60 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:06,126 - It's not the NASDAQ. 61 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,953 - You remember Missy Taylor? 62 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,216 - With the eye patch? 63 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,956 - Our class bowler. 64 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,262 - Full ride to Ohio State. 65 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:13,959 - For bowling? - She was real good. 66 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:16,440 - She gave up her scholarship to stay home with her friends, 67 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:19,095 and now she's waxing balls and deodorizing shoes. 68 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,141 - Bomb. 69 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,664 Free food, a sick arcade, 70 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:24,970 and 15 lanes of unlimited bowling-- 71 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:28,844 - All she could talk about is how she missed her moment. 72 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:31,673 This is ours, our moment. We started this. 73 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,892 He can't just come in and shoot everything up 74 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,024 and just take it all away. 75 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,373 - He kind of can. 76 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,897 - You know who stole? 77 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:41,117 He did. From us. 78 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,815 - Mm-hmm. 79 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:47,297 - Pay your bills. 80 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:51,519 - Hey, criminals. No need to hide that. 81 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:57,786 Got a private party. 82 00:02:57,829 --> 00:03:00,876 Then I gotta do a shift. I'll see you tomorrow. 83 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,009 Bye. 84 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:06,186 - Bye. 85 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:11,408 - He's under a lot of pressure at work. 86 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:15,369 - ♪ Do you realize? 87 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:18,285 [melancholy music] 88 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:22,724 ♪ Can't show anyone 89 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:25,205 ♪ 90 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:29,165 ♪ Eye for an eye 91 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,124 ♪ 92 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:37,042 ♪ Do you ever rise? 93 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:44,006 ♪ 94 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:57,237 ♪ 95 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:11,251 ♪ 96 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:23,959 ♪ 97 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:27,267 - Cash tips, leftover birthday cake, 98 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,833 full control of the jukebox-- 99 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:31,358 - There's a scholarship for bowling? 100 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,837 - She was real good. 101 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:35,057 - American dream. 102 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,493 - It's just like if I'd been born 103 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:39,061 with some kind of gift or something, 104 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:41,846 you know, my life would be totally different. 105 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:46,111 - How old are you? - You cannot ask a lady that. 106 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:48,200 - You're no lady. 107 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,724 - Thank you. 108 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:50,768 I'm 33. 109 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:51,813 - Big one. 110 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:54,294 - Is it? - Yeah, Jesus year. 111 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,338 - What's that? 112 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,079 - Died a carpenter, regrouped, 113 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,820 then turned himself into the most successful brand 114 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,604 in modern history. 115 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,040 - Okay. - Jesus juice, 116 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,608 Jesus hair, the sandals-- - I got it. 117 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,436 - Then the expressions. Come to Jesus. 118 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,656 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. And don't forget the classic-- 119 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,571 - Jesus. - That's the one. 120 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:13,356 - Hm. Well, I think I see where you're going with this, 121 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,317 but believe me, I am no saint. 122 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,667 - Hm. 123 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,669 All right. 124 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:26,021 You're a boy's medium, right? 125 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:27,239 - Seriously? 126 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,329 - That's all I got left. 127 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:33,071 - Gee, thanks, but I've already got one. 128 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,813 - You're adrift, okay? We've got to right your ship 129 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,249 and find a port. 130 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,425 - And children fall for this? 131 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,165 - We'll see. It's a new thing. 132 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:45,214 - Hmm. 133 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:49,392 - Oh, by the way, how's your sister's retinoblastoma? 134 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:52,308 - Full remission. - Are you serious? 135 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,832 That's amazing. That never happens. 136 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,574 - Yeah, well, some guy at Whole Foods 137 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,708 gave her an herb, so... 138 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:02,187 we'll see if it lasts. 139 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:05,103 And yes, thank you. 140 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:08,411 I am a boy's medium. 141 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:11,675 - Oh, dry clean only. The ink runs. 142 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:19,422 - It doesn't work. 143 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,598 - Duh. 144 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:26,037 - That's a chow, baby. 145 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:28,388 [laughs] 146 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:32,870 What? - We play Szechwan style. 147 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,959 - You... 148 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,221 damn it. 149 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,659 How'd you guys get so good at this anyway? 150 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:41,313 - Locked in those freight containers for months. 151 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:44,534 Need something to pass the time. 152 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:47,494 [heavy music playing] 153 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:50,410 [laughter] 154 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,063 - See, that's not... 155 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:55,415 oh, y'all got jokes tonight? That's very funny. 156 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,546 - Suck it, bitches. 157 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,069 - Wow. - No. 158 00:06:58,113 --> 00:06:59,288 - Yes. - Really? 159 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:01,682 - Yeah, sure. - Pay me. 160 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,553 - Oh, man, you ladies cleaned me out. 161 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:04,859 I gotta get back to the floor. 162 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,251 - True that. - All you. 163 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,123 - Oh, wait. I gotta pay you for the party. 164 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,473 - Okay. 165 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,912 Szechwan style. 166 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,002 Is all that for one night? 167 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:20,918 - You're worth it. 168 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,224 - Yeah, but... 169 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,443 okay, who was that dude? 170 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,488 - Oh, he had a sick house, right? 171 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:27,272 - Yeah, I mean, the man had full-grown trees 172 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:28,883 in his living room. 173 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:31,755 - You could smell the cherry blossoms. 174 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,496 - And did his friend look a little shady to you? 175 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:36,107 - I think it's his bodyguard. 176 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:38,545 - How do you know that? - I saw a gun under his jacket. 177 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,460 - What? - Yeah. 178 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:43,506 We tried to say it's not cool, but he only spoke Russian. 179 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,942 - Krystal, what do you got me into? 180 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,291 - Does it matter? 181 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:48,250 - I used to be a cop. 182 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,295 - And I used to teach preschool. 183 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:53,255 This pays way better. 184 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:59,304 [upbeat jazz music] 185 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:04,135 ♪ 186 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:08,139 - [whistling] 187 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:15,103 ♪ 188 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,324 - ♪ Midst in our traveling hell ♪ 189 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,152 ♪ Just after Sweden 190 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:23,285 [toy squeaks] 191 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:26,244 ♪ St. Petersburg 192 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:29,291 ♪ 193 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:30,640 - [mutters] 194 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:33,730 - Hey, you. 195 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:37,821 - Craziest thing happened to me today after the vet. 196 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,475 - Want to take a shower? 197 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,477 - Do I need to? 198 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,783 - I think you do. 199 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,915 - You know, I switched to that natural stuff 200 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,047 'cause of all the aluminum-- 201 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:49,050 - With me. 202 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,011 - Oh. 203 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,535 - Yeah. 204 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:58,538 - Really? 205 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,322 - Why not? 206 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:05,457 - But--I don't know. It's just... 207 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,503 it's been kind of weird after... 208 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,636 you know. 209 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,376 - Just 'cause he's back 210 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,902 doesn't mean that... 211 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:17,905 you and I can't stay weird. 212 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,210 - [laughs] 213 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:22,126 Yeah, I'll just put this boy to bed--this girl. 214 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:25,086 Who knew, right? 215 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,049 It's okay. 216 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,703 - What happened at the vet? 217 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:36,010 - This nutjob-- he got in my face 218 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,968 and then followed me back to my car. 219 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,013 - Why? 220 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:40,231 - He kept saying that Dorito was his 221 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,059 'cause she was singing some French song. 222 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,061 And I was like, "Dude, she knows lots of songs. 223 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,933 My kids taught her, 'Don't Worry, Be Happy.'" 224 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,587 I was like, "Back off." 225 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:50,546 But he get getting in her beak, and calling her Abdul 226 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,244 or Apu or Abu. 227 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,638 [dramatic music] 228 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,162 - Au Jus. 229 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,730 - Yeah. How'd you know that? 230 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,907 ♪ 231 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:07,128 [upbeat soft rock] 232 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:10,914 ♪ 233 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,263 - Here. Order anything you want. 234 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,091 It's on me. 235 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,572 - Not hungry. 236 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,053 - What's in the bag? 237 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:23,013 - You look like you could use some coffee. 238 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:26,103 - They make a mean Arnold Palmer. 239 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,848 - I'm sure you have a lot of questions. 240 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:35,852 - Just one. - Seriously, Max, 241 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:39,029 what's in the bag? 242 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,339 - Where is my girl? 243 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:50,475 . 244 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:54,610 - We told her not to get in the van, but she... 245 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,830 she trusted him. 246 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,833 - Sounds like Lucy. 247 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,400 - If it wasn't for her, 248 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,272 we would all be... 249 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,187 - It's true, Max. 250 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,756 - She's a hero. 251 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,541 - Y'all get a chance to think about food? 252 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:13,934 - We did not. 253 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,500 - We're gonna need another minute. 254 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,633 - Well, the chef's got a few yummy specials, 255 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,679 help kick your morning off right. 256 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,681 Got an eggs B that's to die for. 257 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,117 - All set. 258 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,293 - Uh, here. 259 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,818 I'm gonna do the eggs B. 260 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,820 - Yeah, okay. 261 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,302 - I mean, if it's that good. 262 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,479 - What do we do about this... 263 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,524 guy? 264 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,660 - That's the tricky part. 265 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,707 I mean, we can't exactly go to the cops. 266 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:51,754 - Or we'll all end up in that van. 267 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,929 - And it's back. 268 00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,367 - I don't want to go to the cops. 269 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:59,806 - Okay. Good. 270 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,721 - I want to kill him. 271 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,812 - Max, it's not that easy. 272 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,117 - Take it from her. 273 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,337 - If you miss, 274 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,338 which you will-- 275 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:13,080 - Again, she would know. 276 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,517 - We're all back in that van. 277 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:19,216 - So he just gets to do this to innocent people? 278 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,742 And we just sit here and we do nothing? 279 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,744 - Arnold Palmer? 280 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,746 - Over there. 281 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,976 - Thank you. 282 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,241 - I've got a cousin. 283 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,374 He's a former Navy SEAL. 284 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,462 - You mean like a-- 285 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,680 - He'll do it. 286 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:49,551 - How much? 287 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,640 - Going rate is 30. 288 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,164 - Grand? - He won't miss. 289 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:58,212 - Do you have that kind of money? 290 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,867 - I was hoping you did. 291 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,303 - We don't. 292 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,396 - Then I have to do it myself. 293 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,746 - Eggs B, coming in hot. - Jesus. 294 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:15,664 - Oh, and just some hot sauce. 295 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:21,409 - No, you don't. 296 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,672 - I've got nothing else left to lose. 297 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,506 - Max. 298 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,074 Who's your cousin? 299 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:37,077 [spacey music] 300 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:44,040 ♪ 301 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:51,352 - Hey, you got the bromine charts for the Spa Master 50? 302 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:54,398 - I do, yeah. Come on, man. 303 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,009 - Crazy about Jeff, huh? 304 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:59,839 - What? - Called up to the big show. 305 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,536 - He got Vegas? 306 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,191 - Regional Sales Manager. 307 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,279 - Seriously? 308 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,455 - And they are setting him up fine. 309 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,805 Even paying relocation for the pugs. 310 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,590 - You ever think about transferring? 311 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,680 - And give up 11 years at this party palace? 312 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,596 - My wife and I--we're going through something right now. 313 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,208 There's this guy--I don't want to get into details. 314 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,558 Anyways, this guy is... 315 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,517 he's bad news. 316 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:31,131 It's bad for my marriage. It's bad for my family. 317 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,568 I mean, we... 318 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,526 we could really use a change of scenery 319 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,747 right about now. You know what I'm saying? 320 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,923 - Well, then you gotta get your sales up. 321 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,186 - How'd he do it? 322 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,362 - [laughs] 323 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:48,975 - Boned Gayle. 324 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,585 - Oh. 325 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,413 Well, how'd you do it? 326 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,936 - Oh, I don't. 327 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,287 I'm buried in credit card debt and live with my aunt. 328 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,507 - There's gotta be a middle ground. 329 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,379 - You find it, let me know. 330 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,773 - Ah! 331 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:05,600 Found it. 332 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,775 - Oh, great. Thanks. 333 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:07,863 - Yeah. 334 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,865 Hey. 335 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,217 Who gets Jeff's leads? 336 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,784 - They just go back to corporate. 337 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,655 - Not if we get to them first. 338 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,266 - Well, we can't do that. 339 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,050 - Would you rather bone Gayle? 340 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,924 - I'm gay. 341 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,708 - Exactly. 342 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,711 - Oh, you want to talk dumb? 343 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,887 What's dumb is stealing from a known murderer. 344 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,367 - Shh! 345 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:36,239 - He's not even here yet. - Man pops up like a genie. 346 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,502 - It would be so easy. 347 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,853 - How many times can three people who look like us 348 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,117 commit a robbery without getting caught? 349 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,162 - Law of averages. 350 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,163 - I'm not up on that law. 351 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,686 - You're not up on any laws. 352 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:52,168 - There's at least 30 grand in the safe. 353 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,691 - Oh, my God. 354 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:54,997 Do you not remember the last time 355 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,304 you thought there was "30 grand" in a safe? 356 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,045 - My way's easier, all right? 357 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,918 We skim from a few more runs, and we'll have it. 358 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,963 - And then what? 359 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,051 We issue a fatwa, 360 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:08,576 and go home and make our kids dinner? 361 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,752 - Would it be the worst idea? 362 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,062 - It would not. 363 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,334 - How's it feel? 364 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,510 - Still light. 365 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,776 - Some fancy ink. 366 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:39,650 - Pigments from India. 367 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,914 - Why I get the feeling this ink guy's robbing me blind? 368 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,699 - I can't control the world market. 369 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,139 - Well, bring him by. 370 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,055 - Why? 371 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,665 - I'd like to meet him. 372 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,058 You know, see if we could work something out. 373 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,712 - He's in Oklahoma. 374 00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:01,194 - Thought you said Kansas City. 375 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:04,110 - Isn't that in Oklahoma? 376 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,025 - Missouri. 377 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,465 - I'll see what I can do. 378 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,206 - Cool. 379 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,730 - What about the next run? 380 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,253 - Yeah, nah, that's not gonna happen 381 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,646 till I get my costs down. 382 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:19,951 - You're still making a profit. 383 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,997 It's still good business, right? 384 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,130 - Not if you don't trust your partners. 385 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,321 - Nah. 386 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,410 - No one even said anything. 387 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,107 - Something off with your energy. 388 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,675 - We need a loan. 389 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,330 It's collateral. 390 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,635 - How much you after? 391 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,072 - 30 grand. 392 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,812 - For what? 393 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,988 - Independent contractor. 394 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,949 - You doing a remodel? 395 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,430 - Teardown. 396 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,996 - I mean, it's smarter to go through your bank 397 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,652 or your credit union for a home equity loan. 398 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:12,743 - That's not possible. 399 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,790 - You gonna pay through the nose here. 400 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:21,839 - It's for a hitman, okay? 401 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:24,103 Or we could just waste time on finance metaphors, 402 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,235 and the next thing you know, we're back in that van. 403 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,069 - So you're looking for a personal advance. 404 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,027 - Right. 405 00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,290 - Yeah. 406 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,595 It's not enough collateral in the world 407 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,336 for a loan like that. 408 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,729 - Why? 409 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,339 - I mean, when you end up dead, 410 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,081 which it sounds like there's a real strong chance of, 411 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,649 guess who gets stuck with the tab. 412 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:49,998 - [sighs] 413 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,566 - Metaphor would've taken five seconds longer. 414 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,264 - And been way more effective. 415 00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:58,006 - Why don't y'all dust off those pretty OJ masks of yours? 416 00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,095 - Like I've been saying. - We don't do that anymore. 417 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,184 - Why? 418 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,143 - Because we've evolved. 419 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,189 We're entrepreneurs now. 420 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,625 - With no money. 421 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,018 - We are not gonna rob your store, Annie. 422 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,889 - Dude, it would be so easy. 423 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,413 I would do it myself if there weren't cameras. 424 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,588 - How easy? 425 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,981 - Like, no security. In and out. 426 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,767 It would take longer to fill up a Slurpee. 427 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,422 - Like Lionel Richie easy? 428 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,640 - I literally just need someone 429 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,208 to hand the cash to that isn't me. 430 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,733 - Okay, I see. 431 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,954 You know, I wish you all would've led with that. 432 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,477 I might be able to help y'all after all. 433 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,045 - Really? 434 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,003 Is there a different kind of loan? 435 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,006 - Everybody, on the floor! 436 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,095 - Chill. It's just me. 437 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,707 Better give me that money, bitch. 438 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,317 - [sighs] 439 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,232 . 440 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,714 - In and out. Quicker than pouring a Slurpee. 441 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,804 - I mean, how big is this damn Slurpee? 442 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,112 - Bogey on our left. 443 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,550 - Showtime. 444 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,424 Hi, do you have time to save abandoned babies? 445 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,904 - Uh, kind of in a hurry. 446 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,775 - You can't spare a moment? 447 00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:14,517 - For abandoned babies? 448 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,737 - I just want to get a water. 449 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,260 - You know who would love a water? 450 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,696 - The more than 22,000 infants 451 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,830 that are thrown in dumpsters every year. 452 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:26,834 - Um, definitely against that. I just... 453 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,446 - I'm happy to work a volume discount. 454 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,579 How many units are we talking about? 455 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,363 - Dean, I need a word. - Sounds great. 456 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,625 You name the time, 457 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,149 and I will have my guys there to install. 458 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,369 - Now. 459 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,371 - You know what, Richard? Let me get into this, 460 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,634 and I'll call you right back. 461 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,984 Great. All right, thanks. Bye. 462 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,159 I just don't get why all that money 463 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,291 has to go back to corporate. 464 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,727 - So you're calling the shots now? 465 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,294 - No, but I can't make my numbers 466 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,730 just selling barbecue tongs. 467 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,558 - And I can't have my men going rogue. 468 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,168 It's not how we do things here. 469 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,214 - Oh, I know. 470 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,694 - What's that supposed to mean? 471 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,436 - I think you know what it means. 472 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,309 - Pack up your desk. 473 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,485 - Seriously? 474 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:12,488 - Forward me your open projects. 475 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,185 - That's how you're gonna play this? 476 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:17,276 - Keys in the night box. 477 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:21,541 - No. 478 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:24,326 - Excuse me? - No. 479 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,806 - No, what, Dean? 480 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,635 - I'm not gonna pretend like you're firing me 481 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:31,246 for a legit work reason when the truth is 482 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:35,119 you're only pissed off 'cause I won't tap that. 483 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:38,601 - Get out of my office. - Oh, come on, Gayle. 484 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,908 - I'm about to call corporate and have you blacklisted 485 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,997 from every showroom in the country. 486 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,304 - Great. Put it on speaker. 487 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,783 - What? 488 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:50,265 - I'll tell them how you promote using only your vagina. 489 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,223 - You think I'm Roger Ailes? 490 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,356 No one cares about me. 491 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,403 And they certainly don't care about you. 492 00:21:57,446 --> 00:22:00,188 - They care about Eric. He's a lifer. 493 00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:02,712 - So? - So he knows everything. 494 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,367 - Why would he risk his job for you? 495 00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:09,066 - Because I promised him yours once I get you out. 496 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,721 So here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna walk back over there. 497 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,550 I'm gonna complete that sale you so rudely interrupted. 498 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,378 I'm gonna take another of Jeff's leads 499 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,075 and another and another and I'm gonna turn 500 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,904 this joke of an operation into the number one leader 501 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:23,994 in Southeast Michigan's regional sales. 502 00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:31,828 Open or closed? - Leave. 503 00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,396 - Is there a website I can go to? 504 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,442 - Your donation today 505 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:39,096 helps get a baby out of the trash. 506 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,141 - I don't have any cash on me. 507 00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:41,229 - How were you gonna buy the water? 508 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,578 - We're happy to take a card. 509 00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,626 - Maybe next time. 510 00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:52,719 - How much longer can we do this? 511 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,421 - Deep breaths. Everybody just stay calm. 512 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:00,944 We can figure this out. 513 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:04,034 - Don't worry, ladies. I'm licensed to carry. 514 00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:11,564 - Where is it? - Get out of here. 515 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:12,826 - Not until I get it all back. 516 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:14,567 - Hey, man, we don't want any trouble. 517 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:15,872 - Yeah? Well, you should've told her that 518 00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,439 before she cleaned out my wife's jewelry box. 519 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:18,745 - What's he talking about? 520 00:23:18,788 --> 00:23:20,399 - So go to Cartier and buy her some more. 521 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,704 - Or I'll just go to the cops. 522 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,706 - Okay, yeah, then they can take my statement. 523 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,579 I'm not gonna leave out any details for your wife. 524 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:42,551 - That was my soup. 525 00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,423 - Oh. Oops. Sorry. 526 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,163 - What the hell was that? 527 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,861 - Those guys are all dicks. 528 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:50,472 - Is that where the money came from? 529 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,474 - I'm doing his wife a favor. 530 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,302 He's gonna replace it with something better. 531 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,478 - What do you got me involved in? 532 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,001 - These guys are all the same, okay? 533 00:23:58,045 --> 00:23:59,699 They send their wives off to New York to see 534 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,527 "Dear Evan Hansen" while they hump Detroit. 535 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:04,094 - Jesus, Krystal. 536 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:06,314 - They totally deserve it. 537 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:08,098 - And how much of my cut is from Cartier? 538 00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:09,491 - All of it. 539 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:12,363 They don't tip, either. 540 00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:14,104 - [sighs] 541 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:17,543 - I got another one this weekend if you're still down. 542 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:25,028 - Do either of you ladies have a phone? 543 00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:28,379 - Because I don't. 544 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:31,078 - Mine's in my truck. 545 00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:33,994 - Uh... 546 00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:37,432 let me look. - Hands where I can see 'em! 547 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,435 - Okay, go ahead, honey. 548 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,133 - Nothing's been stolen, right? 549 00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,179 - Not a dime. 550 00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,137 - Okay. 551 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,533 How about... 552 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:55,232 before this gets real ugly, 553 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:56,843 we just... 554 00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:59,236 let him go? 555 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,324 - Huh? 556 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:03,240 - Yeah, that sounds about right. 557 00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:04,415 - He looks sorry. 558 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:08,289 - You have no idea. 559 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:11,205 - Call the cops. 560 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,866 - What? 561 00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:21,084 - What? 562 00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:23,522 - No bars. 563 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,914 - Hey! 564 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,090 - [screams] 565 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:30,529 - Is everyone okay? 566 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,705 - No. 567 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:42,758 . 568 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:44,412 - Okay, thank you. They're on their way. 569 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:45,500 - What do I do? 570 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,501 What do I do? - Okay, thank you. 571 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,416 Try to stop the bleeding. - How? 572 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:49,591 - Can I get a Gatorade? 573 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,114 - Anything you want, baby girl. 574 00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:53,769 - When you get your permit, it's just a stupid class. 575 00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:55,031 - The green kind. 576 00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,163 - They don't let you practice. 577 00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:57,817 - Get the woman a Gatorade, Jason. 578 00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:00,080 - Okay, okay. All right. 579 00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:01,908 - Okay, okay. - Can you make it tighter? 580 00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:03,474 - Trying. I'm trying. 581 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:04,475 [grunts] - Where's my drink? 582 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,608 - Okay, they're out of green. 583 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:07,914 - They're out of green, baby girl. 584 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,742 Anything else sound good, huh? 585 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,047 - Frappuccino. Mocha. 586 00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:13,484 - Frap! Mocha! - Uh, got it. 587 00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:15,530 - This isn't working. There's still too much blood. 588 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,141 - Okay. Sponges. Aisle three. 589 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:20,056 And behind that, Saran wrap. 590 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,928 Here we go. 591 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,887 Ice scrapers. Back wall. 592 00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:27,716 You want a straw, mama? Huh? Does that sound yum? 593 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,457 - Am I gonna make it? 594 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,241 - Will you shut up and drink your frap? 595 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:32,286 Here we go. This is it. 596 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:34,462 It's go time. 597 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,899 - Need a fluids run up. And get a blood ox, please. 598 00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:39,336 - Is she gonna be okay? 599 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,775 - Jesus. Who did this? 600 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,167 - Why? 601 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,256 - You? 602 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,867 Bullet almost nicked the femoral artery. 603 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:48,781 I mean, you saved her leg. 604 00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:49,825 - I did? 605 00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:51,044 - Maybe her life. 606 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:53,829 - [gasps] 607 00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:57,093 - Oh, no. - Let's go. 608 00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,095 - Someone call Stan. 609 00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,271 - Of course. 610 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:09,410 [pounding on door] 611 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:11,934 - Dial it down a notch. 612 00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:14,110 - "Lionel Richie easy"? 613 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:15,938 - No one knows you were there. 614 00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:17,766 - We even did it on a Sunday. 615 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,289 - Yeah, because we don't get deliveries on Sundays. 616 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,421 - Until you did. 617 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,118 - He was supposed to come tomorrow. 618 00:27:22,162 --> 00:27:24,294 - And I asked for a knife. 619 00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:25,513 - Yeah, well, what the hell is that? 620 00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:28,168 - This is something you split a bagel with. 621 00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:29,473 - What do I look like? Rambo? 622 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:32,694 - Okay, I did the job. I want my cut. 623 00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,696 - Okay. 624 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,528 - I'm sorry, what the hell are you doing? 625 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,704 - What's 10% of zero, again? 626 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:46,012 Oh, yeah, zero! 627 00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:49,015 - I believe I'm owed something for my pain and suffering. 628 00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:52,409 - You know, at least you didn't take a bullet like your girl. 629 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,675 - Bunny got shot? 630 00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,984 She gonna be okay? 631 00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,812 - Yeah. 632 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,858 Thanks to me. 633 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,598 - You are a lucky lady. 634 00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:10,993 - 'Cause I got you. 635 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:13,953 - You got grazed. 636 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:18,044 - Want to know what happened? 637 00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:19,959 - Mm...mm-mm. 638 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,744 Not now. 639 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,312 - Did you get the hospital bill? 640 00:28:25,355 --> 00:28:27,575 - Can't look. 641 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:31,405 - I told those ambulance guys I'd get an Uber. 642 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:34,190 - After being shot? 643 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:35,278 - I'd have got an SUV. 644 00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:37,541 - [laughs] 645 00:28:37,585 --> 00:28:40,283 - At least the crutches were free. 646 00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:42,372 - Yeah, I stole those. - What? 647 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:43,417 - They were just sitting by themselves 648 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,462 next to the elevator. - Stanley. 649 00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:48,117 - They wanted to charge us 400 bucks for them things. 650 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:49,292 [laughs] 651 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:51,294 - Hey, how's the patient? 652 00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:53,035 - Flying high on painkillers. 653 00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:57,083 - Ooh. What color are they? 654 00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:59,128 - Hey. - Oh, blues and yellows. 655 00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:01,565 You must be feeling good. - What feels good is-- 656 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:04,699 - It wasn't supposed to-- - Yeah, tell that to my kids. 657 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,614 - The universe has balanced itself. 658 00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:08,224 Telling you, it's karma. 659 00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:10,966 - Dude, you gotta hear this. 660 00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:14,056 - Remind you of any Canadians you know? 661 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:16,319 - Oh, stop. 662 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:19,192 - I shot a man. A man shot me. 663 00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:22,586 - I don't think the universe is keeping score for Big Mike. 664 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,371 - The circle is complete. 665 00:29:24,414 --> 00:29:27,896 - Well, almost. 666 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:29,245 I did save your life. 667 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,813 - Now I wish you had let me bleed out. 668 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,772 - [chuckles] 669 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:36,644 - So what do we do here? 670 00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:38,951 - Well, JT says he's down to try again if we are. 671 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:40,169 - Are you out of your mind? 672 00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,432 - Well, his nephew still needs a saxophone. 673 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:43,912 - We are done with that. 674 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:46,436 - Okay, so we just go sit on the curb 675 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,438 and wait for the van to pull up? 676 00:29:48,482 --> 00:29:49,439 Because, you know, that's what happens 677 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,920 when you steal from a gang. 678 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:55,489 - We should let tampon boy take his shot. 679 00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,752 - Yeah, and then he misses, and gosh, 680 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,536 this looks familiar. Where am I? 681 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:03,018 Oh, I'm back in the van with all y'all. 682 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,411 - He might not miss. 683 00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:07,631 - Max-y Pad's gonna miss. 684 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:10,417 - Have you ever fired it? 685 00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:14,421 - When I was little. 686 00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:16,336 - With bullets? 687 00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:21,820 Well... 688 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,430 we'll just walk through the basics. 689 00:30:29,131 --> 00:30:30,089 Max. 690 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:31,699 - Yeah. 691 00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:34,702 - Grab the gun. 692 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:39,272 [upbeat music] 693 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,100 ♪ 694 00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:42,971 Oh, boy. 695 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,494 Pro tip. 696 00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:46,888 Exhale before you pull the trigger. 697 00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,020 - Why? 698 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:49,630 - Well, most people hold their breath, 699 00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:52,415 which increases your pulse and makes your hand shake. 700 00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:54,287 - How'd you learn that? 701 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,549 - Him. 702 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:59,422 - ♪ You can buy expensive cars ♪ 703 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,120 ♪ 704 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:02,599 [gunshot] - Oh, oh, oh, no! 705 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,645 Oh, wow. Oh, that's loud. 706 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,908 I can't-- - Shake it. 707 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,301 Shake it. 708 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:10,129 - Wow. 709 00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:11,652 - Here. - Oh, yeah. 710 00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:12,827 - I brought those for you, so... 711 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,829 - Thank you. 712 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,744 You want some of this? - Exhale. 713 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,442 - ♪ Blow his head off 714 00:31:19,486 --> 00:31:21,792 ♪ 715 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,359 ♪ In your dreams 716 00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:27,537 ♪ Show no mercy 717 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:33,543 ♪ 718 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,328 ♪ And all your bad-- 719 00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:38,809 - Just do a little shoulder roll. 720 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:39,810 Feel good? Feel loose? 721 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:40,855 - I'm good. [gunshot] 722 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,814 Oh! I'm sorry. - [screams] 723 00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:45,555 Who's a badass? - You are. 724 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:47,166 - You-- - Oh, me. 725 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,471 - Yes. 726 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,909 [gunshot] 727 00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:53,215 - That was good. 728 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:54,651 Die. [gunshot] 729 00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,088 I don't know if I could do this. 730 00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,263 [gunshot] 731 00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:58,351 Just kidding. 732 00:31:58,394 --> 00:32:02,529 ♪ Your bad days will end 733 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:09,710 ♪ 734 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:23,724 ♪ 735 00:32:31,514 --> 00:32:32,820 [gunshot] 736 00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:49,489 - We'll just get you close enough so you won't miss. 737 00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:50,707 - Yeah. 738 00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:52,579 . 739 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:55,538 [heavy music playing] 740 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:58,106 ♪ 741 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:01,109 - What is this? 742 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,763 - You wanted to meet my ink guy. 743 00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:09,726 ♪ 744 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:19,040 - You want something? 745 00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:23,697 - Sprite. No ice. 746 00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:27,918 - Hey, can you hook my man up here with a Sprite, no ice? 747 00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:35,100 So you fly private or commercial? 748 00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:37,798 - Pardon? - Oklahoma, right? 749 00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:39,060 And based on what you're charging me, 750 00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:41,845 I figure you must got, like, a G6 or something. 751 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:45,066 - Well, I talked to Max here about your cost concerns. 752 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,416 - Oh, yeah? 753 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:51,072 - And I think he has a solution 754 00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:53,161 to make it all go away. 755 00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:55,990 - That right? 756 00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,433 - Here you go, guys. 757 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:08,263 - Sprite. No ice. 758 00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:14,052 I'm all ears. 759 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:17,316 - Go ahead. 760 00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:21,755 [suspenseful music] 761 00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:25,672 - I need to tell you something. 762 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:28,022 - Okay. 763 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,068 - Just... 764 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:32,070 give it to him straight. 765 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:35,073 [suspenseful music] 766 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:42,123 ♪ 767 00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:45,909 - I've made a mistake. 768 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:50,653 I shouldn't have tried to raise my prices on you. 769 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:53,439 - You almost lost a customer. 770 00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:58,008 - I am sorry. 771 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,405 - All good. 772 00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:05,973 Glad we could work it out. 773 00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:07,279 - Wait. 774 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:16,026 That all? 775 00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:21,641 Thank you for the pop. 776 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:25,862 - Yeah, on the house. 777 00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:28,996 You work with really smart people. 778 00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:30,650 ♪ 779 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:37,874 - I wet myself. 780 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:43,315 - That's okay. 781 00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:47,449 - Are you mad? 782 00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:50,191 - My kids do it all the time. 783 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:51,932 - Not about that. 784 00:35:54,021 --> 00:35:57,067 - It wouldn't have made you feel better. 785 00:35:57,111 --> 00:36:00,593 [dramatic music] 786 00:36:00,636 --> 00:36:03,552 Just makes you feel nothing. 787 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,902 ♪ 788 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,817 - That sounds nice. 789 00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:10,994 ♪ 790 00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:14,259 - It's not. 791 00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:16,130 - How do you know? 792 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,784 - [sighs] 793 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:20,700 I just know. 794 00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:27,010 - Can I ask for one thing, please? 795 00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:29,535 - But we just got her. 796 00:36:31,406 --> 00:36:33,626 - I know. 797 00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:38,370 - You can have my allowance to buy her food. 798 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:44,202 - Sweetie, it's not about money. 799 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,160 - I'll clean her cage. 800 00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:50,164 - Where's Emma? 801 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,080 - She says she doesn't care. 802 00:36:55,082 --> 00:36:57,911 - Well, Mommy didn't know... 803 00:36:57,954 --> 00:37:01,697 but Dorito already had a family. 804 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,264 - Then why'd they give her up? 805 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:04,744 - We love her. 806 00:37:04,787 --> 00:37:09,009 - She was sick, and we made her better. 807 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:13,274 - And now she has to go home to her real family. 808 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:16,016 - Aren't we her real family? 809 00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:23,589 - Well, you know what? 810 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:25,895 We'll get another pet. 811 00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:28,420 - We will? 812 00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:35,253 - Only this time, you choose. 813 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,603 Anything you want. 814 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,261 both: Snake. 815 00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:45,088 - Yes! 816 00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:50,920 - How about a gerbil? 817 00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:52,182 Or a hamster? 818 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:54,184 Oh, remember that cute rabbit that you wanted 819 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:55,273 from the farmer's market? 820 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:56,926 - Yeah. 821 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,537 - And then we can feed him to the snake. 822 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,103 - [laughs] - Yeah! 823 00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:01,148 - Let's go look up snakes. 824 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:03,672 - Yeah, let's go. 825 00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:06,849 [kids yelling] 826 00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:10,505 - I'm sorry. 827 00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:14,814 - This is the last thing he takes from us. 828 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:16,294 Hey, kids, movie night. 829 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:20,472 Sam Jackson on a plane. It's educational. 830 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:24,302 [club music playing] 831 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:26,826 - Hey, Stanimal. - You want in? 832 00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:29,611 - Make sure not melds drop out of your G-string this time. 833 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,657 - If I do this, I'ma do it right. 834 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,398 Always two parties. 835 00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:35,269 First one, you earn their trust. 836 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,532 You treat 'em like kings while I case the castle. 837 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:38,794 Then say you had such a great time, 838 00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:40,318 you're gonna come back, bring more girls. 839 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,232 Do it up. 840 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,973 That's when we take 'em down. 841 00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:46,585 But only the most expensive piece. 842 00:38:46,628 --> 00:38:48,021 'Cause with one, 843 00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:51,677 they're rich enough to think they just lost it. 844 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,940 Let me know what time Saturday. 845 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,118 - Stan. 846 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,775 Are you sure? 847 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,605 - We're talking two horsepower, 848 00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:09,434 zero to 60 in half a day. 849 00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:10,609 - What? 850 00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:11,653 - [laughs] 851 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:12,828 - [laughs] 852 00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,352 - But faster than them damn crutches. 853 00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:16,528 [horn honks] 854 00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:20,401 Careful. Watch the corner. Watch the corner! 855 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,185 Hey. 856 00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:25,232 That might've been a mistake. 857 00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:27,277 - How'd you get insurance to cover it? 858 00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:29,018 ["Sweepstakes Prize" by Minrah playing] 859 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:30,280 - All right. - Have to go so bad. 860 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:31,325 - I know, I know, I know. Give him the keys. 861 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,805 - Here, here, here. 862 00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:33,762 - There you go. There you go. 863 00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:36,286 Go, go, go, go. 864 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,288 Hey, real quick. 865 00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:41,422 Let me ask you a question. 866 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:45,992 What do you think about Las Vegas? 867 00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:47,472 - [snickers] 868 00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:49,561 I think we can't afford a vacation. 869 00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:51,389 - No. 870 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:54,435 Like, to live. 871 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,263 - ♪ You remind me of a firework, boy ♪ 872 00:39:56,306 --> 00:39:59,005 - Why there? 873 00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:00,833 - It's not here. 874 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:02,487 [kids shouting] 875 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:05,054 What is that? - Come on, come on! 876 00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:07,666 - ♪ But you take your time 877 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,537 - You're still in here? 878 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:10,582 - A little privacy, please. 879 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:11,887 - The door was open. 880 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,802 - Just give me, like, one more minute. 881 00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:16,022 - What are you doing? 882 00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:17,110 - [sighs] 883 00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:19,068 Righting my ship and finding my port. 884 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:22,594 - Eww. Light a match when you're done. 885 00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:24,378 - ♪ It's simple 886 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,816 ♪ And so complicated 887 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:30,906 ♪ I could walk all day 888 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:33,561 ♪ On the railroad tracks 889 00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:35,302 ♪ But there's much more 890 00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:36,956 - So how'd you pay for it? 891 00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:40,220 - ♪ To it than that 892 00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:43,397 - You really want to know? 893 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,879 - You want to know what happened in that store? 894 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:48,271 - Why throw stones, right? 895 00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:51,753 - ♪ You know all of my secret ideas ♪ 896 00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:56,279 ♪ The ones I'm giving up on and the ones I'll keep ♪ 897 00:40:56,323 --> 00:41:02,111 ♪ I'd tell you why, but I don't know ♪ 898 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:06,551 ♪ It's simple and so complicated ♪ 899 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:09,641 ♪ I could walk all day 900 00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:11,947 ♪ On the railroad tracks 901 00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:14,907 - Where's our stuff? - Shh. 902 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:18,693 - ♪ To it than that 903 00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:25,918 ♪ 904 00:41:26,266 --> 00:41:30,139 ♪ I'm so lucky 'cause I asked you once ♪ 905 00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:33,752 ♪ What are you doing? Do you want to come up ♪ 906 00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,797 ♪ For a cup of tea? 907 00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,886 ♪ Come visit with me 908 00:41:37,930 --> 00:41:39,845 ♪ We'll play guitars 909 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:43,718 ♪ And I will give you my number ♪ 910 00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:47,505 ♪ 911 00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:50,333 ♪ I'd tell you why 912 00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:54,207 ♪ 913 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,210 - What's it say? 914 00:41:57,253 --> 00:42:02,215 ♪ 915 00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:07,046 . 916 00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:10,832 [dramatic music] 917 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:14,836 - [vocalizing] 918 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:22,017 ♪ 60386

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