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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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Let me tell you something
about my husband.
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Stanley Lamont Hill is a cop,
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whether you give him a badge or not.
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He couldn't commit a crime
if his life depended on it.
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Well, what'd they say?
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They'd be honored
to have me back on the force.
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Then I came home, tried on my uniform.
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It made me feel like a fraud.
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Will you have dinner with me?
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Talk strategy, or...
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Whatever you need to tell your wife.
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I really want to,
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but I can't.
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Are you making money?
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It's different this time.
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Looks a little light.
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I couldn't make as much.
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The price of ink went up.
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Gonna need to see that invoice.
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Thought you might.
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Remember that project
you did for us a while back?
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Gambling addicts, right?
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She's not gonna do it
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unless we take something
she cares about.
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Meet Dorito Boland.
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What's up, ladies?
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You cannot finish that plate.
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- He said he'd let me go...
- He won't.
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Wait. You need us. You need all of us.
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Not all of you.
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Have you heard from Lucy?
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I'm sure she's fine.
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Lucy Lulu?
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She's not here.
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She just texted me this morning.
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And then I drove her
right to the airport.
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Where'd you get your bird?
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My wife rescued her.
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What is this?
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Ours.
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You stole from a man who
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blew a little girl's brains out for fun?
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- 10% off the top.
- What if he finds out?
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He won't.
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- What if he does?
- He still needs us.
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Until he doesn't.
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And then we all end up in that van.
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We have to pay our bills.
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We print day and night, and for what?
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To stay alive.
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That's not a life.
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What did you say?
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Materials went up.
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Tell him they went back down.
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It's not the NASDAQ.
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You remember Missy Taylor?
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With the eye patch?
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Our class bowler.
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Full ride to Ohio State.
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- For bowling?
- She was real good.
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She gave up her scholarship
to stay home with her friends,
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and now she's waxing balls
and deodorizing shoes.
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Bomb.
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Free food, a sick arcade,
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and 15 lanes of unlimited bowling...
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All she could talk about
is how she missed her moment.
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This is ours, our moment.
We started this.
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He can't just come in
and shoot everything up
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and just take it all away.
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He kind of can.
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You know who stole?
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He did. From us.
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Mm-hmm.
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Pay your bills.
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Hey, criminals. No need to hide that.
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Got a private party.
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Then I gotta do a shift.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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He's under a lot of pressure at work.
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Cash tips, leftover birthday cake,
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full control of the jukebox...
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There's a scholarship for bowling?
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She was real good.
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American dream.
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It's just like if I'd been born
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with some kind of gift or something,
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you know, my life would
be totally different.
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- How old are you?
- You cannot ask a lady that.
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You're no lady.
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Thank you.
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I'm 33.
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Big one.
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- Is it?
- Yeah, Jesus year.
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What's that?
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Died a carpenter, regrouped,
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then turned himself
into the most successful brand
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in modern history.
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- Okay.
- Jesus juice,
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- Jesus hair, the sandals...
- I got it.
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Then the expressions. Come to Jesus.
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
And don't forget the classic...
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- Jesus.
- That's the one.
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Hm. Well, I think I see
where you're going with this,
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but believe me, I am no saint.
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Hm.
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All right.
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You're a boy's medium, right?
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Seriously?
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That's all I got left.
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Gee, thanks, but I've already got one.
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You're adrift, okay?
We've got to right your ship
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and find a port.
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And children fall for this?
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We'll see. It's a new thing.
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Hmm.
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Oh, by the way, how's
your sister's retinoblastoma?
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- Full remission.
- Are you serious?
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That's amazing. That never happens.
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Yeah, well, some guy at Whole Foods
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gave her an herb, so...
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we'll see if it lasts.
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And yes, thank you.
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I am a boy's medium.
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Oh, dry clean only. The ink runs.
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It doesn't work.
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Duh.
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That's a chow, baby.
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- What?
- We play Szechwan style.
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You...
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damn it.
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How'd you guys
get so good at this anyway?
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Locked in those
freight containers for months.
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Need something to pass the time.
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See, that's not...
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oh, y'all got jokes tonight?
That's very funny.
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Suck it, bitches.
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- Wow.
- No.
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- Yes.
- Really?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Pay me.
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Oh, man, you ladies cleaned me out.
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I gotta get back to the floor.
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- True that.
- All you.
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Oh, wait. I gotta pay you for the party.
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Okay.
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Szechwan style.
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Is all that for one night?
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You're worth it.
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Yeah, but...
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okay, who was that dude?
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Oh, he had a sick house, right?
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Yeah, I mean,
the man had full-grown trees
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in his living room.
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You could smell the cherry blossoms.
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And did his friend
look a little shady to you?
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I think it's his bodyguard.
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- How do you know that?
- I saw a gun under his jacket.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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We tried to say it's not cool,
but he only spoke Russian.
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Krystal, what do you got me into?
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Does it matter?
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I used to be a cop.
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And I used to teach preschool.
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This pays way better.
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Hey, you.
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Craziest thing happened to me
today after the vet.
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Want to take a shower?
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Do I need to?
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I think you do.
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You know, I switched
to that natural stuff
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'cause of all the aluminum...
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With me.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Why not?
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But... I don't know. It's just...
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it's been kind of weird after...
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you know.
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Just 'cause he's back
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doesn't mean that...
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you and I can't stay weird.
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Yeah, I'll just put
this boy to bed... this girl.
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Who knew, right?
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It's okay.
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What happened at the vet?
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This nutjob... he got in my face
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and then followed me back to my car.
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Why?
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He kept saying that Dorito was his
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'cause she was singing some French song.
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And I was like,
"Dude, she knows lots of songs.
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My kids taught her,
'Don't Worry, Be Happy.'"
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I was like, "Back off."
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But he get getting in her beak,
and calling her Abdul
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or Apu or Abu.
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Au Jus.
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Yeah. How'd you know that?
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Here. Order anything you want.
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It's on me.
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Not hungry.
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What's in the bag?
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You look like you could use some coffee.
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They make a mean Arnold Palmer.
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I'm sure you have a lot of questions.
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- Just one.
- Seriously, Max,
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what's in the bag?
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Where is my girl?
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We told her not
to get in the van, but she...
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She trusted him.
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Sounds like Lucy.
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If it wasn't for her,
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we would all be...
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It's true, Max.
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She's a hero.
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Y'all get a chance to think about food?
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We did not.
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We're gonna need another minute.
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Well, the chef's got
a few yummy specials,
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help kick your morning off right.
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Got an eggs B that's to die for.
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All set.
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Uh, here.
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I'm gonna do the eggs B.
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Yeah, okay.
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I mean, if it's that good.
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What do we do about this...
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guy?
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That's the tricky part.
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I mean, we can't exactly go to the cops.
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Or we'll all end up in that van.
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And it's back.
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I don't want to go to the cops.
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Okay. Good.
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I want to kill him.
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Max, it's not that easy.
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Take it from her.
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If you miss,
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which you will...
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Again, she would know.
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We're all back in that van.
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So he just gets to do this
to innocent people?
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And we just sit here and we do nothing?
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Arnold Palmer?
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Over there.
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Thank you.
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I've got a cousin.
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He's a former Navy SEAL.
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You mean like a...
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He'll do it.
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- How much?
- Going rate is 30.
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- Grand?
- He won't miss.
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Do you have that kind of money?
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I was hoping you did.
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We don't.
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Then I have to do it myself.
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- Eggs B, coming in hot.
- Jesus.
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Oh, and just some hot sauce.
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No, you don't.
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I've got nothing else left to lose.
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Max.
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Who's your cousin?
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Hey, you got the bromine
charts for the Spa Master 50?
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I do, yeah. Come on, man.
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Crazy about Jeff, huh?
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- What?
- Called up to the big show.
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He got Vegas?
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Regional Sales Manager.
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Seriously?
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And they are setting him up fine.
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Even paying relocation for the pugs.
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You ever think about transferring?
274
00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:11,585
And give up 11 years
at this party palace?
275
00:14:11,587 --> 00:14:14,522
My wife and I... we're going
through something right now.
276
00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:17,124
There's this guy... I don't
want to get into details.
277
00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:19,460
Anyways, this guy is...
278
00:14:19,462 --> 00:14:22,430
he's bad news.
279
00:14:22,432 --> 00:14:27,068
It's bad for my marriage.
It's bad for my family.
280
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,470
I mean, we...
281
00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:31,439
we could really use a change of scenery
282
00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:34,642
right about now.
You know what I'm saying?
283
00:14:34,644 --> 00:14:36,811
Well, then you gotta get your sales up.
284
00:14:36,813 --> 00:14:39,113
How'd he do it?
285
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:44,919
Boned Gayle.
286
00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:46,487
Oh.
287
00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,322
Well, how'd you do it?
288
00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:49,890
Oh, I don't.
289
00:14:49,892 --> 00:14:53,227
I'm buried in credit card debt
and live with my aunt.
290
00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:55,429
There's gotta be a middle ground.
291
00:14:55,431 --> 00:14:58,299
You find it, let me know.
292
00:14:58,301 --> 00:15:00,668
Ah!
293
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,670
- Found it.
- Oh, great. Thanks.
294
00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:03,771
Yeah.
295
00:15:03,773 --> 00:15:05,773
Hey.
296
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:10,144
Who gets Jeff's leads?
297
00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:11,679
They just go back to corporate.
298
00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,581
Not if we get to them first.
299
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,182
Well, we can't do that.
300
00:15:15,184 --> 00:15:16,984
Would you rather bone Gayle?
301
00:15:19,288 --> 00:15:20,821
I'm gay.
302
00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:22,623
Exactly.
303
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,626
Oh, you want to talk dumb?
304
00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:27,795
What's dumb is stealing
from a known murderer.
305
00:15:27,797 --> 00:15:28,929
Shh!
306
00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:32,166
- He's not even here yet.
- Man pops up like a genie.
307
00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:34,435
It would be so easy.
308
00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:37,772
How many times can
three people who look like us
309
00:15:37,774 --> 00:15:40,041
commit a robbery without getting caught?
310
00:15:40,043 --> 00:15:42,109
Law of averages.
311
00:15:42,111 --> 00:15:43,154
I'm not up on that law.
312
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:44,612
You're not up on any laws.
313
00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:48,115
There's at least 30 grand in the safe.
314
00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:49,617
Oh, my God.
315
00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:50,951
Do you not remember the last time
316
00:15:50,953 --> 00:15:53,220
you thought there was
"30 grand" in a safe?
317
00:15:53,222 --> 00:15:54,989
My way's easier, all right?
318
00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:58,826
We skim from a few more runs,
and we'll have it.
319
00:15:58,828 --> 00:15:59,860
And then what?
320
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,100
We issue a fatwa,
321
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,498
and go home and make our kids dinner?
322
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,667
Would it be the worst idea?
323
00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:12,006
It would not.
324
00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:23,250
How's it feel?
325
00:16:23,252 --> 00:16:25,453
Still light.
326
00:16:29,325 --> 00:16:30,691
Some fancy ink.
327
00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:35,563
Pigments from India.
328
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:38,833
Why I get the feeling this
ink guy's robbing me blind?
329
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:40,634
I can't control the world market.
330
00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:46,073
Well, bring him by.
331
00:16:47,343 --> 00:16:49,009
Why?
332
00:16:49,011 --> 00:16:50,578
I'd like to meet him.
333
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,012
You know, see if we could
work something out.
334
00:16:52,014 --> 00:16:53,614
He's in Oklahoma.
335
00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:57,118
Thought you said Kansas City.
336
00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:00,054
Isn't that in Oklahoma?
337
00:17:00,056 --> 00:17:01,989
Missouri.
338
00:17:04,393 --> 00:17:07,394
I'll see what I can do.
339
00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:09,163
Cool.
340
00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:11,632
What about the next run?
341
00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:13,200
Yeah, nah, that's not gonna happen
342
00:17:13,202 --> 00:17:14,568
till I get my costs down.
343
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:15,870
You're still making a profit.
344
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:17,905
It's still good business, right?
345
00:17:17,907 --> 00:17:20,074
Not if you don't trust your partners.
346
00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:37,258
Nah.
347
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,326
No one even said anything.
348
00:17:39,328 --> 00:17:40,995
Something off with your energy.
349
00:17:40,997 --> 00:17:43,597
We need a loan.
350
00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:46,267
It's collateral.
351
00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:47,568
How much you after?
352
00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:48,969
30 grand.
353
00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:50,738
For what?
354
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,907
Independent contractor.
355
00:17:54,277 --> 00:17:56,844
You doing a remodel?
356
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:59,346
Teardown.
357
00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:00,915
I mean, it's smarter
to go through your bank
358
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:04,585
or your credit union
for a home equity loan.
359
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:08,656
That's not possible.
360
00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:11,725
You gonna pay through the nose here.
361
00:18:14,197 --> 00:18:17,765
It's for a hitman, okay?
362
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:20,000
Or we could just waste time
on finance metaphors,
363
00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:22,169
and the next thing you know,
we're back in that van.
364
00:18:28,144 --> 00:18:29,977
So you're looking
for a personal advance.
365
00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:31,946
Right.
366
00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:33,214
Yeah.
367
00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:34,515
It's not enough collateral in the world
368
00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,283
for a loan like that.
369
00:18:36,285 --> 00:18:37,651
Why?
370
00:18:37,653 --> 00:18:39,286
I mean, when you end up dead,
371
00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:41,989
which it sounds like there's
a real strong chance of,
372
00:18:41,991 --> 00:18:44,558
guess who gets stuck with the tab.
373
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:48,495
Metaphor would've taken
five seconds longer.
374
00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:51,198
And been way more effective.
375
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,901
Why don't y'all dust off
those pretty OJ masks of yours?
376
00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:56,003
- Like I've been saying.
- We don't do that anymore.
377
00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:58,072
Why?
378
00:18:58,074 --> 00:19:00,040
Because we've evolved.
379
00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:03,143
We're entrepreneurs now.
380
00:19:03,145 --> 00:19:04,545
With no money.
381
00:19:04,547 --> 00:19:05,913
We are not gonna rob your store, Annie.
382
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:07,815
Dude, it would be so easy.
383
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,350
I would do it myself
if there weren't cameras.
384
00:19:09,352 --> 00:19:10,517
How easy?
385
00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:12,886
Like, no security. In and out.
386
00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:15,689
It would take longer
to fill up a Slurpee.
387
00:19:15,691 --> 00:19:18,359
Like Lionel Richie easy?
388
00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:19,560
I literally just need someone
389
00:19:19,562 --> 00:19:22,162
to hand the cash to that isn't me.
390
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:25,666
Okay, I see.
391
00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:28,869
You know, I wish you all
would've led with that.
392
00:19:28,871 --> 00:19:30,404
I might be able to help y'all after all.
393
00:19:30,406 --> 00:19:32,940
Really?
394
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:34,908
Is there a different kind of loan?
395
00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:38,164
Everybody, on the floor!
396
00:19:38,189 --> 00:19:40,290
Chill. It's just me.
397
00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:42,616
Better give me that money, bitch.
398
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,408
In and out.
Quicker than pouring a Slurpee.
399
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:52,511
I mean, how big is this damn Slurpee?
400
00:19:55,215 --> 00:19:57,048
Bogey on our left.
401
00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:58,779
Showtime.
402
00:20:02,005 --> 00:20:04,506
Hi, do you have time
to save abandoned babies?
403
00:20:04,531 --> 00:20:05,997
Uh, kind of in a hurry.
404
00:20:06,022 --> 00:20:07,888
You can't spare a moment?
405
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:10,162
For abandoned babies?
406
00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:12,860
I just want to get a water.
407
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,395
You know who would love a water?
408
00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:15,829
The more than 22,000 infants
409
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:18,933
that are thrown in dumpsters every year.
410
00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:22,970
Um, definitely against that. I just...
411
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,574
I'm happy to work a volume discount.
412
00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:28,709
How many units are we talking about?
413
00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:30,511
- Dean, I need a word.
- Sounds great.
414
00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:31,745
You name the time,
415
00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:34,248
and I will have my guys
there to install.
416
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,517
Now.
417
00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:38,519
You know what, Richard?
Let me get into this,
418
00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:40,754
and I'll call you right back.
419
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:43,090
Great. All right, thanks. Bye.
420
00:20:43,092 --> 00:20:44,258
I just don't get why all that money
421
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,392
has to go back to corporate.
422
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:46,860
So you're calling the shots now?
423
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,395
No, but I can't make my numbers
424
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:49,863
just selling barbecue tongs.
425
00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:51,699
And I can't have my men going rogue.
426
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,267
It's not how we do things here.
427
00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:55,302
Oh, I know.
428
00:20:55,304 --> 00:20:56,804
What's that supposed to mean?
429
00:20:56,806 --> 00:20:59,573
I think you know what it means.
430
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,410
Pack up your desk.
431
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,613
Seriously?
432
00:21:05,615 --> 00:21:08,616
Forward me your open projects.
433
00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:10,284
That's how you're gonna play this?
434
00:21:10,286 --> 00:21:13,420
Keys in the night box.
435
00:21:16,092 --> 00:21:17,658
No.
436
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:20,461
- Excuse me?
- No.
437
00:21:20,463 --> 00:21:21,929
No, what, Dean?
438
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:24,765
I'm not gonna pretend
like you're firing me
439
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:27,334
for a legit work reason
when the truth is
440
00:21:27,336 --> 00:21:31,238
you're only pissed off
'cause I won't tap that.
441
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,742
- Get out of my office.
- Oh, come on, Gayle.
442
00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:37,011
I'm about to call corporate
and have you blacklisted
443
00:21:37,013 --> 00:21:39,113
from every showroom in the country.
444
00:21:39,115 --> 00:21:41,415
Great. Put it on speaker.
445
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:42,549
What?
446
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,353
I'll tell them how you
promote using only your vagina.
447
00:21:46,355 --> 00:21:48,322
You think I'm Roger Ailes?
448
00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:50,457
No one cares about me.
449
00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:53,527
And they certainly don't care about you.
450
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,296
They care about Eric. He's a lifer.
451
00:21:56,298 --> 00:21:58,832
- So?
- So he knows everything.
452
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:01,468
Why would he risk his job for you?
453
00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:05,172
Because I promised him yours
once I get you out.
454
00:22:05,174 --> 00:22:07,841
So here's what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna walk back over there.
455
00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:10,678
I'm gonna complete that sale
you so rudely interrupted.
456
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,479
I'm gonna take another of Jeff's leads
457
00:22:12,481 --> 00:22:14,181
and another and another
and I'm gonna turn
458
00:22:14,183 --> 00:22:17,017
this joke of an operation
into the number one leader
459
00:22:17,019 --> 00:22:20,120
in Southeast Michigan's regional sales.
460
00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:27,961
- Open or closed?
- Leave.
461
00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:30,531
Is there a website I can go to?
462
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:32,566
Your donation today
463
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,202
helps get a baby out of the trash.
464
00:22:35,204 --> 00:22:36,236
I don't have any cash on me.
465
00:22:36,238 --> 00:22:37,337
How were you gonna buy the water?
466
00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:38,548
We're happy to take a card.
467
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,776
Maybe next time.
468
00:22:45,681 --> 00:22:48,849
How much longer can we do this?
469
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,556
Deep breaths. Everybody just stay calm.
470
00:22:55,558 --> 00:22:57,057
We can figure this out.
471
00:22:57,059 --> 00:23:00,160
Don't worry, ladies.
I'm licensed to carry.
472
00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,701
- Where is it?
- Get out of here.
473
00:23:07,703 --> 00:23:08,936
Not until I get it all back.
474
00:23:08,938 --> 00:23:10,704
Hey, man, we don't want any trouble.
475
00:23:10,706 --> 00:23:11,936
Yeah? Well, you should've told her that
476
00:23:11,961 --> 00:23:13,702
before she cleaned out
my wife's jewelry box.
477
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,875
What's he talking about?
478
00:23:14,877 --> 00:23:16,510
So go to Cartier and buy her some more.
479
00:23:16,512 --> 00:23:17,544
Or I'll just go to the cops.
480
00:23:17,546 --> 00:23:19,847
Okay, yeah, then they can
take my statement.
481
00:23:19,849 --> 00:23:22,716
I'm not gonna leave out
any details for your wife.
482
00:23:37,266 --> 00:23:38,699
That was my soup.
483
00:23:38,701 --> 00:23:40,534
Oh. Oops. Sorry.
484
00:23:40,536 --> 00:23:42,269
What the hell was that?
485
00:23:42,271 --> 00:23:43,971
Those guys are all dicks.
486
00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:46,607
Is that where the money came from?
487
00:23:46,609 --> 00:23:48,609
I'm doing his wife a favor.
488
00:23:48,611 --> 00:23:50,410
He's gonna replace it
with something better.
489
00:23:50,412 --> 00:23:52,579
What do you got me involved in?
490
00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:54,114
These guys are all the same, okay?
491
00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:55,816
They send their wives
off to New York to see
492
00:23:55,818 --> 00:23:57,651
"Dear Evan Hansen"
while they hump Detroit.
493
00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,220
Jesus, Krystal.
494
00:24:00,222 --> 00:24:02,422
They totally deserve it.
495
00:24:02,424 --> 00:24:04,224
And how much of my cut is from Cartier?
496
00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:05,592
All of it.
497
00:24:05,594 --> 00:24:08,462
They don't tip, either.
498
00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:13,700
I got another one this
weekend if you're still down.
499
00:24:18,274 --> 00:24:21,141
Do either of you ladies have a phone?
500
00:24:21,143 --> 00:24:24,478
Because I don't.
501
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,181
Mine's in my truck.
502
00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:30,117
Uh...
503
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,520
- let me look.
- Hands where I can see 'em!
504
00:24:33,522 --> 00:24:36,523
Okay, go ahead, honey.
505
00:24:36,525 --> 00:24:39,259
Nothing's been stolen, right?
506
00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:41,295
Not a dime.
507
00:24:41,297 --> 00:24:43,263
Okay.
508
00:24:45,301 --> 00:24:47,668
How about...
509
00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:51,338
before this gets real ugly,
510
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,973
we just...
511
00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:55,342
let him go?
512
00:24:55,344 --> 00:24:56,443
Huh?
513
00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:59,346
Yeah, that sounds about right.
514
00:24:59,348 --> 00:25:00,514
He looks sorry.
515
00:25:00,516 --> 00:25:04,384
You have no idea.
516
00:25:04,386 --> 00:25:07,321
Call the cops.
517
00:25:14,563 --> 00:25:15,996
What?
518
00:25:15,998 --> 00:25:17,197
What?
519
00:25:17,199 --> 00:25:19,633
No bars.
520
00:25:19,635 --> 00:25:21,034
Hey!
521
00:25:23,205 --> 00:25:25,288
Is everyone okay?
522
00:25:26,642 --> 00:25:28,280
No.
523
00:25:38,465 --> 00:25:39,979
Okay, thank you. They're on their way.
524
00:25:40,004 --> 00:25:41,144
What do I do?
525
00:25:41,169 --> 00:25:42,533
- What do I do?
- Okay, thank you.
526
00:25:42,558 --> 00:25:44,692
- Try to stop the bleeding.
- How?
527
00:25:44,694 --> 00:25:45,926
Can I get a Gatorade?
528
00:25:45,928 --> 00:25:47,094
Anything you want, baby girl.
529
00:25:47,127 --> 00:25:49,619
When you get your permit,
it's just a stupid class.
530
00:25:49,644 --> 00:25:51,332
The green kind.
531
00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:54,135
- They don't let you practice.
- Get the woman a Gatorade, Jason.
532
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:56,206
Okay, okay. All right.
533
00:25:56,231 --> 00:25:58,064
- Okay, okay.
- Can you make it tighter?
534
00:25:58,066 --> 00:25:59,633
Trying. I'm trying.
535
00:25:59,635 --> 00:26:00,767
Where's my drink?
536
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,802
Okay, they're out of green.
537
00:26:02,804 --> 00:26:04,244
They're out of green, baby girl.
538
00:26:04,269 --> 00:26:05,906
Anything else sound good, huh?
539
00:26:05,908 --> 00:26:07,305
Frappuccino. Mocha.
540
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:09,764
- Frap! Mocha!
- Uh, got it.
541
00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,799
This isn't working.
There's still too much blood.
542
00:26:11,801 --> 00:26:14,435
Okay. Sponges. Aisle three.
543
00:26:14,437 --> 00:26:16,337
And behind that, Saran wrap.
544
00:26:16,339 --> 00:26:18,205
Here we go.
545
00:26:18,207 --> 00:26:21,175
Ice scrapers. Back wall.
546
00:26:21,177 --> 00:26:24,011
You want a straw, mama?
Huh? Does that sound yum?
547
00:26:24,013 --> 00:26:25,713
Am I gonna make it?
548
00:26:25,715 --> 00:26:27,515
Will you shut up and drink your frap?
549
00:26:27,517 --> 00:26:28,549
Here we go. This is it.
550
00:26:28,551 --> 00:26:30,718
It's go time.
551
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,187
Need a fluids run up.
And get a blood ox, please.
552
00:26:33,189 --> 00:26:35,623
Is she gonna be okay?
553
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:39,060
Jesus. Who did this?
554
00:26:39,062 --> 00:26:40,461
Why?
555
00:26:40,463 --> 00:26:42,530
You?
556
00:26:42,532 --> 00:26:44,165
Bullet almost nicked the femoral artery.
557
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,133
- I mean, you saved her leg.
- I did?
558
00:26:46,135 --> 00:26:47,334
Maybe her life.
559
00:26:50,139 --> 00:26:53,374
- Oh, no.
- Let's go.
560
00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:55,376
Someone call Stan.
561
00:26:55,378 --> 00:26:57,545
Of course.
562
00:27:07,156 --> 00:27:08,222
Dial it down a notch.
563
00:27:08,224 --> 00:27:10,391
"Lionel Richie easy"?
564
00:27:10,393 --> 00:27:12,226
No one knows you were there.
565
00:27:12,228 --> 00:27:14,061
We even did it on a Sunday.
566
00:27:14,063 --> 00:27:15,563
Yeah, because we don't get
deliveries on Sundays.
567
00:27:15,565 --> 00:27:16,697
Until you did.
568
00:27:16,699 --> 00:27:18,399
He was supposed to come tomorrow.
569
00:27:18,401 --> 00:27:20,568
And I asked for a knife.
570
00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:21,502
Yeah, well, what the hell is that?
571
00:27:21,504 --> 00:27:24,438
This is something
you split a bagel with.
572
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,739
What do I look like? Rambo?
573
00:27:25,741 --> 00:27:29,009
Okay, I did the job. I want my cut.
574
00:27:29,011 --> 00:27:31,011
Okay.
575
00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:36,784
I'm sorry, what the hell are you doing?
576
00:27:36,786 --> 00:27:38,953
What's 10% of zero, again?
577
00:27:38,955 --> 00:27:42,289
Oh, yeah, zero!
578
00:27:42,291 --> 00:27:45,292
I believe I'm owed something
for my pain and suffering.
579
00:27:45,294 --> 00:27:48,696
You know, at least you didn't
take a bullet like your girl.
580
00:27:51,033 --> 00:27:53,000
Bunny got shot?
581
00:27:56,072 --> 00:27:58,272
She gonna be okay?
582
00:27:58,274 --> 00:28:00,107
Yeah.
583
00:28:00,109 --> 00:28:02,143
Thanks to me.
584
00:28:02,145 --> 00:28:03,878
You are a lucky lady.
585
00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:07,281
'Cause I got you.
586
00:28:07,283 --> 00:28:10,251
You got grazed.
587
00:28:12,622 --> 00:28:14,321
Want to know what happened?
588
00:28:14,323 --> 00:28:16,257
Mm... mm-mm.
589
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:19,059
Not now.
590
00:28:19,061 --> 00:28:21,595
Did you get the hospital bill?
591
00:28:21,597 --> 00:28:23,831
Can't look.
592
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:27,668
I told those ambulance guys
I'd get an Uber.
593
00:28:27,670 --> 00:28:30,471
After being shot?
594
00:28:30,473 --> 00:28:31,572
I'd have got an SUV.
595
00:28:33,809 --> 00:28:36,577
At least the crutches were free.
596
00:28:36,579 --> 00:28:38,646
- Yeah, I stole those.
- What?
597
00:28:38,648 --> 00:28:39,730
They were just sitting by themselves
598
00:28:39,755 --> 00:28:41,749
- next to the elevator.
- Stanley.
599
00:28:41,751 --> 00:28:44,418
They wanted to charge us
400 bucks for them things.
600
00:28:45,588 --> 00:28:47,588
Hey, how's the patient?
601
00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:49,323
Flying high on painkillers.
602
00:28:49,325 --> 00:28:53,360
Ooh. What color are they?
603
00:28:53,362 --> 00:28:55,429
- Hey.
- Oh, blues and yellows.
604
00:28:55,431 --> 00:28:57,831
- You must be feeling good.
- What feels good is...
605
00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:00,968
- It wasn't supposed to...
- Yeah, tell that to my kids.
606
00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:02,870
The universe has balanced itself.
607
00:29:02,872 --> 00:29:04,505
Telling you, it's karma.
608
00:29:04,507 --> 00:29:07,274
Dude, you gotta hear this.
609
00:29:07,276 --> 00:29:10,344
Remind you of any Canadians you know?
610
00:29:10,346 --> 00:29:12,613
Oh, stop.
611
00:29:12,615 --> 00:29:15,482
I shot a man. A man shot me.
612
00:29:15,484 --> 00:29:18,852
I don't think the universe
is keeping score for Big Mike.
613
00:29:18,854 --> 00:29:20,654
The circle is complete.
614
00:29:20,656 --> 00:29:24,191
Well, almost.
615
00:29:24,193 --> 00:29:25,526
I did save your life.
616
00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:28,062
Now I wish you had let me bleed out.
617
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,900
So what do we do here?
618
00:29:32,902 --> 00:29:35,236
Well, JT says he's down
to try again if we are.
619
00:29:35,238 --> 00:29:36,170
Are you out of your mind?
620
00:29:36,172 --> 00:29:38,706
Well, his nephew
still needs a saxophone.
621
00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:40,207
We are done with that.
622
00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:42,710
Okay, so we just go sit on the curb
623
00:29:42,712 --> 00:29:44,712
and wait for the van to pull up?
624
00:29:44,714 --> 00:29:45,713
Because, you know, that's what happens
625
00:29:45,715 --> 00:29:48,215
when you steal from a gang.
626
00:29:48,217 --> 00:29:51,752
We should let tampon boy take his shot.
627
00:29:51,754 --> 00:29:54,021
Yeah, and then he misses, and gosh,
628
00:29:54,023 --> 00:29:55,823
this looks familiar. Where am I?
629
00:29:55,825 --> 00:29:59,326
Oh, I'm back in the van with all y'all.
630
00:29:59,328 --> 00:30:00,694
He might not miss.
631
00:30:00,696 --> 00:30:03,897
Max-y Pad's gonna miss.
632
00:30:03,899 --> 00:30:06,700
Have you ever fired it?
633
00:30:09,438 --> 00:30:10,704
When I was little.
634
00:30:10,706 --> 00:30:12,640
With bullets?
635
00:30:15,411 --> 00:30:18,078
Well...
636
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,713
we'll just walk through the basics.
637
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,387
Max.
638
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:27,988
Yeah.
639
00:30:29,592 --> 00:30:30,991
Grab the gun.
640
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,266
Oh, boy.
641
00:30:39,268 --> 00:30:40,768
Pro tip.
642
00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:43,137
Exhale before you pull the trigger.
643
00:30:43,139 --> 00:30:44,038
Why?
644
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,906
Well, most people hold their breath,
645
00:30:45,908 --> 00:30:48,709
which increases your pulse
and makes your hand shake.
646
00:30:48,711 --> 00:30:50,577
How'd you learn that?
647
00:30:50,579 --> 00:30:51,812
Him.
648
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:58,886
Oh, oh, oh, no!
649
00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:00,921
Oh, wow. Oh, that's loud.
650
00:31:00,923 --> 00:31:03,223
- I can't...
- Shake it.
651
00:31:03,225 --> 00:31:04,591
Shake it.
652
00:31:04,593 --> 00:31:06,427
Wow.
653
00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,928
- Here.
- Oh, yeah.
654
00:31:07,930 --> 00:31:09,096
I brought those for you, so...
655
00:31:09,098 --> 00:31:11,098
Thank you.
656
00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,000
- You want some of this?
- Exhale.
657
00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:35,089
Just do a little shoulder roll.
658
00:31:35,091 --> 00:31:36,090
Feel good? Feel loose?
659
00:31:36,092 --> 00:31:37,124
I'm good.
660
00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:40,094
Oh! I'm sorry.
661
00:31:40,096 --> 00:31:41,829
- Who's a badass?
- You are.
662
00:31:41,831 --> 00:31:43,464
- You...
- Oh, me.
663
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:44,765
Yes.
664
00:31:47,169 --> 00:31:49,503
That was good.
665
00:31:49,505 --> 00:31:50,938
Die.
666
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:52,373
I don't know if I could do this.
667
00:31:53,542 --> 00:31:54,641
Just kidding.
668
00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:45,759
We'll just get you
close enough so you won't miss.
669
00:32:45,761 --> 00:32:47,242
Yeah.
670
00:32:54,361 --> 00:32:56,642
What is this?
671
00:32:56,690 --> 00:32:58,797
You wanted to meet my ink guy.
672
00:33:12,901 --> 00:33:15,168
You want something?
673
00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:18,263
Sprite. No ice.
674
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:24,067
Hey, can you hook my man up
here with a Sprite, no ice?
675
00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:31,274
So you fly private or commercial?
676
00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:33,943
- Pardon?
- Oklahoma, right?
677
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:35,170
And based on what you're charging me,
678
00:33:35,195 --> 00:33:37,859
I figure you must got, like,
a G6 or something.
679
00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:41,217
Well, I talked to Max here
about your cost concerns.
680
00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:43,586
Oh, yeah?
681
00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:46,662
And I think he has a solution
682
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,178
to make it all go away.
683
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:51,326
That right?
684
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,603
Here you go, guys.
685
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:04,441
Sprite. No ice.
686
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,322
I'm all ears.
687
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,017
Go ahead.
688
00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:21,825
I need to tell you something.
689
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:24,160
Okay.
690
00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:26,229
Just...
691
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,231
give it to him straight.
692
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:42,078
I've made a mistake.
693
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,816
I shouldn't have tried
to raise my prices on you.
694
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,619
You almost lost a customer.
695
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,157
I am sorry.
696
00:34:58,196 --> 00:34:59,596
All good.
697
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,131
Glad we could work it out.
698
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,466
Wait.
699
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,175
That all?
700
00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,814
Thank you for the pop.
701
00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:22,018
Yeah, on the house.
702
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:25,154
You work with really smart people.
703
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:34,030
I wet myself.
704
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:39,502
That's okay.
705
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,640
Are you mad?
706
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,342
My kids do it all the time.
707
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:48,111
Not about that.
708
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:53,216
It wouldn't have made you feel better.
709
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:59,722
Just makes you feel nothing.
710
00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,993
That sounds nice.
711
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,433
It's not.
712
00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:12,268
How do you know?
713
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:16,873
I just know.
714
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:23,179
Can I ask for one thing, please?
715
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,715
But we just got her.
716
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,819
I know.
717
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,557
You can have my allowance
to buy her food.
718
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:40,363
Sweetie, it's not about money.
719
00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,332
I'll clean her cage.
720
00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:46,302
Where's Emma?
721
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:49,238
She says she doesn't care.
722
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,077
Well, Mommy didn't know...
723
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:57,880
but Dorito already had a family.
724
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,415
Then why'd they give her up?
725
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:00,917
We love her.
726
00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:05,154
She was sick, and we made her better.
727
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:09,459
And now she has to go home
to her real family.
728
00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:12,195
Aren't we her real family?
729
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:19,769
Well, you know what?
730
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:22,071
We'll get another pet.
731
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,607
We will?
732
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,414
Only this time, you choose.
733
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,783
Anything you want.
734
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,422
Snake.
735
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,257
Yes!
736
00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:47,096
How about a gerbil?
737
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,064
Or a hamster?
738
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,333
Oh, remember that cute rabbit
that you wanted
739
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:51,434
from the farmer's market?
740
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,102
Yeah.
741
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,704
And then we can feed him to the snake.
742
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,272
Yeah!
743
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,306
Let's go look up snakes.
744
00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:59,842
Yeah, let's go.
745
00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,683
I'm sorry.
746
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:10,987
This is the last thing he takes from us.
747
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:12,455
Hey, kids, movie night.
748
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:16,659
Sam Jackson on a plane.
It's educational.
749
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,999
- Hey, Stanimal.
- You want in?
750
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,802
Make sure not melds drop out
of your G-string this time.
751
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,837
If I do this, I'ma do it right.
752
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,572
Always two parties.
753
00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,407
First one, you earn their trust.
754
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,710
You treat 'em like kings
while I case the castle.
755
00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,005
Then say you had such a great time,
756
00:38:35,030 --> 00:38:36,479
you're gonna come back,
bring more girls.
757
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,381
Do it up.
758
00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:40,149
That's when we take 'em down.
759
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,752
But only the most expensive piece.
760
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,187
'Cause with one,
761
00:38:44,189 --> 00:38:47,857
they're rich enough to think
they just lost it.
762
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:50,126
Let me know what time Saturday.
763
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,297
Stan.
764
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,968
Are you sure?
765
00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:02,772
We're talking two horsepower,
766
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:05,608
zero to 60 in half a day.
767
00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:06,776
What?
768
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,513
But faster than them damn crutches.
769
00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,586
Careful. Watch the corner.
Watch the corner!
770
00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,354
Hey.
771
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,390
That might've been a mistake.
772
00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:23,426
How'd you get insurance to cover it?
773
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,465
- All right.
- Have to go so bad.
774
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:27,957
I know, I know, I know.
Give him the keys.
775
00:39:27,982 --> 00:39:30,098
- Here, here, here.
- There you go. There you go.
776
00:39:30,123 --> 00:39:32,435
Go, go, go, go.
777
00:39:32,437 --> 00:39:34,437
Hey, real quick.
778
00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:37,607
Let me ask you a question.
779
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:42,145
What do you think about Las Vegas?
780
00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:45,748
I think we can't afford a vacation.
781
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,550
No.
782
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,620
Like, to live.
783
00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:55,088
Why there?
784
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,993
It's not here.
785
00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:01,230
- What is that?
- Come on, come on!
786
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,735
You're still in here?
787
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:06,769
A little privacy, please.
788
00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:08,070
The door was open.
789
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,972
Just give me, like, one more minute.
790
00:40:09,974 --> 00:40:12,175
What are you doing?
791
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,244
Righting my ship and finding my port.
792
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:18,781
Eww. Light a match when you're done.
793
00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:33,129
So how'd you pay for it?
794
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:39,535
You really want to know?
795
00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:43,039
You want to know
what happened in that store?
796
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,440
Why throw stones, right?
797
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,067
- Where's our stuff?
- Shh.
798
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,990
What's it say?
799
00:41:56,975 --> 00:42:01,642
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