Original subtitles

[ music ]

- Okay... time to practice your lying.

[ Miles and Chapa groan ]

- My friend is on fire, I must run to pour water on his face.

- My friend is on fire and--

--iiiiI'm really the only one doing this?

- As fun as it is to practice lying all day,

it's not fun at all and I hate it.

- Hate is a very strong word.

And in this case, it's accurate.

- What they're trying to say is that Captain Man

bought this school to teach us how to be superheroes.

But if all we do is--

- Lying is a very important part of being a superhero!

You have learn to protect your secret identity.

- You know what -- we didn't ask for these powers.

- Oh here we go...

- Yeah, you built the weapon that blew up and gave 'em to us

when Captain Man and Kid Danger fought Drex.

BOSE: You were all...

[ imitates Schwoz ] Aiiiiiiieeee there's a caveman

on top of meeeee!

[ the kids all laugh ]

- Why is that funny? A caveman really was on top of me!

- And Mika was all...

- Kid Danger needs help!

- And Captain Man was like...

- Just shoot us! - But Kid Danger said...

- If I blast you, you won't be indestructible anymore!

- Neither will Drex, now shoot us you quitter!

- I hit a caveman on the head.

I was helping.

- And then Kid Danger was like...

- Hold onto your hoses...

[ imitates Omega Weapon firing ]

- Explosion!

And now I can...

Wait, what's my superpower again?

- You can move things with your mind.

- I thought that was Chapa.

- No, I can shoot lighting bolts from my hands.

- Sick. Then what's Miles' power?

- He can teleport anywhere in the world.

- Filthy. Then what's your superpower?

[ Miles and Chapa in unison ] - She doesn't have one.

- For some reason, my power hasn't shown up. Yet.

[ Bose gasps ]

- If I could just focus your attention on what--

- Are you scared you'll never get one?

- Pffft. Absolutely not.

- See guys, that's bad lying.

- Actually, dear brother, I'm not scared.

- Whoa, you guys are related?

- You didn't know that? - Come on, Bose.

- I know I have a superpower,

I'm sure it will show up eventually--

[ Schwoz hits the button on an air horn ]

SCHWOZ: HEYYYYYY!

- Never "Hey" Horn a woman!

- Chapa, relax. - Never tell me to relax!

We've been here three weeks!

We should be learning how to be superheroes but instead

we're practicing lies and getting the "Hey" Horn!

- Hey, I'm already great at lying.

Watch -- I am so wearing pants right now.

- Bose, are you not wearing pants right now?

- Not important. But what is important

is that I'm takin' Schwoz's "Hey" Horn!

- I'm not going to jump for it.

I know you want me to jump for it,

but I am a man of science and I am not going to--

hey.

[ Miles and Chapa laugh ]

- Ya' hate to see it...

- Give me back my "Hey" Horn!

- Sure -- soon as you let us fight crime.

- It's not up to me! It's up to Captain Man!

- Well where is he?

- Yeah, the only time Captain Man--

- EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

- Yes! Let's goooo!

- THIS IS NOT A DRILL! GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST

AND GET YOUR UNIFORMS ON RIGHT NOW

GO GO GO IT'S CRIME FIGHTIN' TIME FOR REEAAAALLL!!!

- I finally get to hurt someone!

- Ahhhh! Ahhh!

- Are you wearing a shirt for pants?!

- YES!

- Give it to me!

- I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO!

I HAVE LITERALLY FORGOTTEN ALL MY TRAINING!

- Get off me!

GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

MIKA: Hurry up, you guys!

- Don't tell me what to do--

- Anyone wanna see a hot dog? - I wanna see a hot dog!

[ Miles and Bose groan ]

- Oh you hate to see it.

- Get to the Man's Nest!

Hit the chairs, let's go upstairs!

Up to the nest, then make the arrest!

Everyone get seated, so bad guys can get yeeted!

- I'll teleport there.

- No! You can't control where you--

- THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLLLLLL!

- I was ready first!

- It's just a drill, right?

- [ laughs ] Yeah.

[ music ]

- I AM A LOST LITTLE BOY IN A SUPERMARKET

AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!

- You're in the Man's Nest!

- ARE YOU MY MOMMY?! - What? No!

I am not your mommy, Bose. Let go!

- I AM TOO SCARED TO LISTEN TO REASON!

CHAPA: Calm down!

- You guys! Your gum!

Catch!

CHAPA: Oh, COME ON!

BOSE: WHICH ONES ARE MINE?!

- I ended up in a bird's nest instead of the Man's Nest.

Buncha' dang eagles made me eat a worm!

- MILES FOUND MORE GUM!!!

- What, no! That's my gum...

Give it to me! Give it to me!

- Aw! - Oh man!

- When'd you build this place? - Last year.

I was going to give it to you for your birthday.

- Oh. That's so sweet...

- How did my gum get mixed in with yours?!

- No idea, but it's my costume now!

I have the power to do nothing!

CAPTAIN MAN: Can everybody see this place?

- Yes.

- Well, what happens if bad guys come?

- You'll defeat them. You're Captain Man!

- Oh. That's so sweet.

[ music ]

- It's our time. - That's right.

- This is my cool face.

- This was just a drill. - Not cool!

- How dare you!

- You are a jerk, sir! A jerk!

CAPTAIN MAN: And it took you...

an hour and a half.

- Hokay, who burned the couch?

- Bose did it.

- It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all taking at once ]

- Stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell. - I know.

[ music ]

- annnnnnnnd bam!

[ Captain Man laughs ]

Again 'cuz it's funny -- bam!

Alright last time, I swear -- bam!

CAPTAIN MAN: Just kidding I lied -- bam!

- I'm sick of watching film!

- Captain, can we please go out and fight real crime?

I know we look bad in here, but out in the real world

we'd be great. I just know it.

- Well look, I'd love to let you guys come along on a crime run.

But the truth is... there's a crime drought.

- There is no such thing as a crime drought.

- Is too. - He's got ya' there.

- Look -- this town's had some tasty crime waves in the past,

but Kid Danger and I shredded the gnar

and put all the criminals back in prison.

Miss ya, Kid...

Annnnny-Ray, we're in a crime drought so...

Nobody's doin' nothin'.

- Ray! I've been texting you for ten minutes!

Face your phone!

- Ooopsie-Raysie.

- I miss one text on a weekend, you threaten to fire me,

but I guess it's okay for you to--

- I gotta go! - Where are you going?

- Is it an emergency?! Can we come?

[ Schwoz sighs ]

- Nah. It's not an emergency at all.

- Then where are you going?

- My friend is on fire. And I...

[ Schwoz clears his throat ]

- No? Okay.

Oh...I gotta take my aunt... to the cleaners.

- Why? - Because...

she's is very large.

- Huge. Big lady. Loves cheese.

- She's so huge she needs to be cleaned...

in a car wash.

- What? - Yep! Car wash.

Only way my aunt can get a real deep cleaning and she is due.

- Can we come?! We'll call it a practice mission!

- Ooooh, you know I'd love to let you come with

but she's really shy and the whole process

is honestly disgusting so... bye!

- Byyeee!

- Ohhh! Ahhh! - Ehhhh!

- Why'd you guys steal a goat, anyway?

- This isn't just any old goat.

This goat can say "but."

- It's worth millions. - Yeah.

- [ scoffs ] Goats can't say "but."

- Buuuuuut!

- Okay that thing should be president.

- Just take us to jail, okay?!

- No can do. Gonna have to zap you unconscious

and drag your sad limp bodies into the woods.

- Why? We're not putting up a fight!

- Been lying to some kids.

Told 'em there's a crime drought.

If they find out the truth they're gonna want

to come with me to fight crime

and it's gonna be a whole thing--

TRENT: Captain Man?

What are you doing?

- What... what are you doing?

- It's news team trivia night!

- We meet other news teams at a pub

and play trivia games against each other.

- I get to color on the back of my menu!

- Hey is that the goat that says "but?"

- Ah no, no, no... - Buuuuuut!

- Holy goats, it is. Daner, give me a two-shot.

Keep it loose, Hirsch can always blow it up in post.

We're going live, people!

- My turn!

- Ohhhhh!

[ speaking Spanish ]

Captain Man?

[ speaking Spanish ]

- Not one word about any of this.

GOAT: Buuuuuut!

- No "buts!"

[ music ]

- Something's not right.

MILES: I agree. - Aaaahh!

You really freaked me out...

- I'm supposed to be fighting crime. That's my path.

But something is blocking my path.

- Why are you even here?

- Because something's not right.

- Ahh!

- Something's not right. - Told ya'.

- What the heck is going on?!

- He's been banging on the front door yelling,

"Mommy, Mommy I'm a lost little boy in a supermarket

and I don't know where I am."

- What the heck is--

...going on?

- Miles? Mika?

What are these children doing here this late?

- We... just found out that we have a surprise test tomorrow.

At our school for the gifted!

And we need to study. Together.

- Great lie!

We've been practicing lies in school lately.

- Lies! [ gasps ] That's it!

- Why have you been practicing--

- Dad! Our school is private and free stop asking questions!

- Good point. - 'Night, kids.

MILES: Love you, Mommy. Bye, Dad.

What did you mean when you said,

"Lies! [ gasp ] That's it?"

- Schwoz said that "lying is a big part of being a superhero."

- So? - So Ray's been lying to us!

He didn't have to hose down his massive aunt in a car wash.

He went off to fight crime! By himself!

- But how can Ray fight crime when there's a crime drought?

[ Mika, Miles and Chapa in unison ] - There is no crime drought!

- You mean Ray's been lying to us?!

Mika, Miles and Chapa in unison ] - Yes!

[ Bose gasps ]

- and even though we were on top of a moving train...

I still saved the day.

Because I'm Captain Man.

The End.

- You were encased in concrete most of the time.

- Mmmm...still saved the day. The End.

- It sounds like Henry, Charlotte,

and the Thunderman kids did most of the saving.

- It sounds like you don't know what "The End" means.

[ Ray's phone rings ]

- Whaaassuuuuup?! - Whaaaaasuuuuup?!

Someone's trying to drill a hole into Swellview Prison

so their grandpa can escape!

- On it!

- Who was that?

- My... hairdresser.

I'm late for my appointment. At the haircut store.

- You gettin' some frosted tips?

Blonde highlights are very in right now.

- Yeah sure I'm getting frosted tips. Now move.

- I think you're lying.

- What did you say?

- I said I think you're lying.

I don't think you're going to the haircut store at all.

I think you're going to fight crime without us.

- Why would I go and fight crime without you guys?

I respect all of your "abilities." Equally.

- Aww. Then I look forward to seeing

your blonde highlights when you get back.

From the haircut store.

- They'll probably be more subtle... like a strawberry blonde...

- Yeah. Can't wait.

- or a burnt caramel, kind of tawny color...

something tasteful.

You guys probably won't even notice.

- You guys, he's going to fight crime!

At Swellview Prison.

I heard Schwoz tell him that on the call.

- Can you teleport us to Swellview Prison?

- I can try.

- Bose, you can't teleport. That's Miles's power.

- I can still try.

- I'll get us there.

- Will you?! You can't always control where you teleport yet.

- So? - So what if you accidentally

teleport us to Paris? Or inside a volcano?

Or to the surface of the moon? - I dunno.

I do know that I'm not staying in this classroom anymore.

- Me neither.

- Bose! Chew and blow -- it's time to go.

- Sweeeeeeet rhyyyyyyyyme...

- You in, Sis?

- Yesssssssss!

[ music ]

- Okay, Ray had to leave, so...

Hey, where are you going?

- To the haircut store.

- We're gonna get frosted tips.

- Frosted tips are very in right now...

- All right, ya jerks -- time to kill that drill!

Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

About the law.

Brah. Alright, that's it--

Heyyyyyy!

- Captain Man!

- Yeah! I'm over here dropping dope rhymes

but none of you poops are even paying attention.

- Well sorry, but we were tryin' to break my grandpa out of jail.

- Aw, I bet you love him.

- He owes me money.

Gonna break his legs.

- Well I'm afraid I can't let you

do either of those things, son.

But...just out of curiosity, how much does he owe you?

Because, you know, for a reasonable "collection fee"

I could just go in there and--

- Where are we?! - I wanna go home!

- We did it!

[ kids all talking at once ]

- Hey! What are you doing here?!

- What are you doing here?! - Fighting crime!

- That's funny, I thought you were at the haircut store

getting frosted tips! - Yeah well, I went and decided

I looked fine the way it was. Get out of there.

- If it's okay with you, I'm gonna go back to

breaking my grandpa out of prison now.

- No! - Yeah, no!

'Cuz we're going to stop you!

- Uh, I'm gonna stop them actually

because I'm the superhero.

Yeah, a superhero who's been lying to us for a week!

- There hasn't been a "crime drought!"

- You've just been telling us that

so you fight crime by yourself!

- Yeah you bet I've been lying to you

'cuz you two can't control your powers,

you don't even have one yet,

and you, you wear shirts for pants!

- They're called "shants."

- Face it -- none of you are ready to be superheroes.

- You're right. I don't have a superpower.

I might not ever get one. But you know what?

Being a superhero isn't about having a superpower.

It's about what's inside of you.

It's about what's in here. - Our skeletons.

- Please don't help.

I know I've got what it takes to be a superhero.

And I know they do, too.

- [ sighs ] Okay. Show me how ready you are.

- Let's do this.

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

- I haven't learned to aim yet.

- Just believe. - So?

- Can you learn now?

[ Chapa screams ]

- AHHHHHH!

- Bose. How could you?

- Get in there and bring back Captain Man.

- Copy that.

- Get 'em.

[ in unison ] - AHHHHHHHH!

[ Mika, Bose and Chapa in unison ] - AHHHHHHHHH!

- Ahhhh!

Dangit!

- Hey! Heyyyy!

- Captain Man?

- We're up here!

- Bose, what are you doing?

- Will you guys get down here?

CAPTAIN MAN: We can't! - What happened?

- We got stuck in the wall on the way back.

- That can happen?

- I have just learned that it can.

[ Bose grunting ]

- I thought that would work.

- You see?

Not. Ready.

- Yes. We. ARE!

You guys, I have a super power!

- It's about time. - Time reveals all things.

- You can fly?!

- Pop-pop?

- Crank, my boy!

- You owe me money!

- AHHHHH!!!

TODDLER: Well, well, well.

What's going on out here?

- Toddler! Get back in your crib!

- No! Come on, everybody!

We're free again!

- No no no no no no no no...!

[ laughs ]

- Yay!

- Frankini! Wait for me!

- I can't bee-lieve my luck!

- I still have hope for a win!

- My life has purpose again! Yeah!

- Time to go!

- You happy?

- Yeah! I got a superpower!

- You just let every criminal out of Swellview Prison!

- With my superpower!

[ music ]

- Weeeee!

[ evil laugh ] - I started out as a good guy!

[ Joey and Mark in unison ] - So did we! Heyyyy!

- Hey! I just realized -- we ended the crime drought!

- Now you have to let us fight crime.

- Yeah, you're gonna need our help

to capture all these bad guys.

We'll probably need, like, a hundred hilarious missions to do it.

Maybe more!

- Are you just going back around

and running out over and over again?

- Check check.

Sweetie, I smuggled seventy-five outfits

into this prison and you're going to see

every last one of 'em!

[ upbeat music ]

[ music ]