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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,706 - Whose idea was this, anyway? 2 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:31,539 - They're gaining on us! 3 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:39,289 - Shit. 4 00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:42,581 - Yeah, yeah! 5 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,282 - Wow! 6 00:01:57,167 --> 00:01:58,623 - He's after me! 7 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:05,703 - Phil! 8 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:07,705 - Wow! 9 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:08,572 - Wow! 10 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:12,827 - Oh, shit. 11 00:02:19,333 --> 00:02:20,493 - Jesus! 12 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:33,956 - Ed! 13 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:35,698 - Go, Mitch! 14 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:36,618 - Ah! 15 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:37,580 Ah, oh! 16 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:46,405 Back, bull, back, bull, back, bull! 17 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:49,664 Stop following me! 18 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:56,327 Please! 19 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:40,663 - Oops! 20 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:41,656 - Does he know what he's doing? 21 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,157 Does he have any idea what he's doing? 22 00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:44,498 Because, you know, I can't talk to him. 23 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,489 Ow! 24 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,330 - Relax. 25 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,743 He's doing a beautiful job. 26 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:48,660 - Sir. 27 00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:50,248 El doctor. 28 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,410 Hello! 29 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,742 Don't sew up anything that's supposed to remain open, okay? 30 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:56,535 - Okay. 31 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:01,823 - What, are you taking pictures, Phil? 32 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:02,663 - Are you kidding? 33 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:04,248 This is a Kodak moment. 34 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,535 Now, smile. 35 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:07,205 - Oops! - Oh, good, 36 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:08,539 blind him with the flash. 37 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:12,785 - Phil, let the man keep what's left of his dignity, please. 38 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:13,622 - Dignity. 39 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:14,910 This is all your fault, Ed. 40 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:15,872 - My fault? 41 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,536 - Yeah, because you're a macho lunatic. 42 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:18,657 Phil and I are sheep. 43 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:19,497 - We're not sheep. 44 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,330 - We are sheep. 45 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,369 We do every stupid thing he asks. 46 00:06:22,375 --> 00:06:23,865 - I didn't make you run. 47 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:26,161 - No, it was a 2,000-pound rampaging animal 48 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:28,249 spraying bull snot all over Spain. 49 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:29,410 That's what made me run. 50 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:30,782 You made me stand in front of it. 51 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:32,623 - Come on, guys, group shot. 52 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:36,700 - I got a big "I told you so" coming from Barbara on this. 53 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:38,164 Maybe she won't notice. 54 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:44,739 - Honey, want a pillow? 55 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:46,160 It's a long flight. 56 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:47,031 - No, thanks. 57 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,206 - Come on, it's not that bad. 58 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:51,368 I look like your mother. 59 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,289 - Here comes Mr. Bull. 60 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:57,955 - Yeah. 61 00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:59,823 - Kim, baby, do you want the aisle seat or the window seat? 62 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,789 Because whichever one you want makes me happy. 63 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,498 - I don't care. - Good, then take the window. 64 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:04,330 I wanna talk to Mitch. 65 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,118 - Okay. 66 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:06,906 Be right back. 67 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:07,702 - Miss me. 68 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,957 Admit it, pal, you had fun. 69 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,073 - No- 70 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,698 Scuba diving is fun. 71 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:14,538 I mean, it's normal. 72 00:07:14,542 --> 00:07:15,622 People do that. 73 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:16,865 Baseball fantasy camp, 74 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,287 until Phil threw up on Willie Mays, was fabulous. 75 00:07:19,292 --> 00:07:21,533 - I was nervous, he was my idol. 76 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:22,702 - I'll never forget Willie's face. 77 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,619 "Say hey, that's lunch on me!" 78 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:28,164 - Phil, I'm standing. 79 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:30,698 - Yes, dear. 80 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:31,538 - I can't wait to get out 81 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:33,123 of this country, these people. 82 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,161 - You know, maybe it's just me, 83 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:36,657 but I think our little adventures lately 84 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:39,329 are becoming stupid, you know? 85 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:41,914 What did you call them? 86 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,873 - Desperate attempt to cling to your youth? 87 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:44,910 - Yeah, that. 88 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:46,157 - That's bullshit. 89 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:46,997 - Bullshit? 90 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,490 Ed, have you noticed the older you get, 91 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,036 the younger your girlfriends get? 92 00:07:50,042 --> 00:07:51,452 Soon, you'll be dating sperm. 93 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:53,622 - I'm back. 94 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:54,580 - Okay. 95 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,244 I have just one more thing to say. 96 00:07:57,375 --> 00:07:59,240 Target parachute jumping. 97 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,080 - Ed! 98 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,914 - Now, it's a smaller parachute, 99 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:03,623 but you're traveling twice as fast. 100 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:05,286 - Great! So when they find your body, 101 00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:07,453 they can bury it in a Sucrets box. 102 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:08,538 - Phil said he'd go. 103 00:08:08,542 --> 00:08:09,998 - Phil wants to die. 104 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,072 I mean, if you were married to that, you'd wanna die, too. 105 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:13,913 Look at him. 106 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:14,747 He's pretending to be asleep 107 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,286 so he doesn't have to talk to her. 108 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:18,624 - It's a couple of little jumps from a plane. 109 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:19,740 - And then what? 110 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,036 We go on safari, only the animals have guns 111 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:23,202 and they hunt us? 112 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:24,493 - Forget about it. 113 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,456 - It's never enough for you, Ed. 114 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:27,243 - I'm reading. 115 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,615 - When's it ever gonna be enough? 116 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:45,327 Hi, Mom. 117 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:52,536 - It's September 8th, 1952. 118 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:54,783 We're driving back from your Aunt Marsha. 119 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:56,123 My water breaks. 120 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:57,865 Your father jumps the divider 121 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,411 of the Saw Mill River Parkway 122 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:02,534 and races me to Doctors' Hospital and... 123 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:08,614 At 5:16, out you came. 124 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:10,240 Oh. 125 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,616 Happy birthday, darling. 126 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:15,743 Here's your father. 127 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,911 - Hello, boy, happy birthday. 128 00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:19,327 - Hi, Dad, how are you? 129 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,574 - I'm losing feeling in my left leg. 130 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:22,413 Here's your mother. 131 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,499 - Don't worry, he's fine. 132 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,287 So, what are you gonna do now, birthday boy? 133 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:29,873 - Well, I thought I'd lie here another three 134 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,740 and a half hours and then go to work. 135 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:33,411 - Is Barbara with you? 136 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:34,406 - No, she's working the streets 137 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,248 and she likes to have breakfast with her pimp. 138 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,956 She should be in around 7:30. 139 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:39,368 - Hi, Mom. 140 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:41,912 - Give my boy a kiss, oh. 141 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:48,373 I can't believe my baby's 39 years old. 142 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:51,865 - Bye, Mom. 143 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:52,955 - Oh... 144 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:54,164 Bye... 145 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,829 Angel, birthday boy. 146 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:57,618 Oh! 147 00:09:58,667 --> 00:09:59,497 - Happy birthday. 148 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,662 - Well, at least she said my age in years. 149 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,124 Usually, she uses months, like I'm still an infant. 150 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:16,955 "How's Mitch?" 151 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,290 "Oh, good, he's 168 months today." 152 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:21,368 Wow. 153 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,657 I look a year older. 154 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,532 Do I look a year older to you? 155 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:30,785 - Honey, at 5:15 everybody looks a year older. 156 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,623 - Do you know what I found yesterday? 157 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,455 - Hm. 158 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,789 - Hair in my ear. 159 00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:35,622 - Mitch. 160 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,490 - I'm losing hair where I want hair and I'm getting hair 161 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,365 where there shouldn't be hair. 162 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,331 I found four big fat ones on my back. 163 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,415 I'm starting to look like The Fly. 164 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:47,365 - That's it, I'm canceling your birthday party. 165 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:48,490 - Why? 166 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,411 - Because your birthdays depress you. 167 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,327 - No, they don't. 168 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,664 - Oh, Mitch. 169 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:55,283 On your 30th birthday you said you couldn't see. 170 00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:56,873 And then on your 34th birthday, 171 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,911 you forgot my name for an hour. 172 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:02,159 Then last year, when I asked you what you wanted, 173 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,123 you said a CAT scan. 174 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,911 - I had a headache. 175 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,249 - This year, let's just let it pass. 176 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,241 - I wanna see my friends. 177 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,330 - All right. 178 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,574 But I don't want people coming over here thinking 179 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,323 they're in a Bergman film. 180 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,415 You've met my husband, Mr. Death? 181 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,865 - I'll be good. 182 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,081 - Yeah? 183 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,540 Because I don't need you any worse than you've been. 184 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:26,907 - Wait a second, what does that mean? 185 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,124 - Nothing. 186 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:29,910 - Nothing. 187 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,785 Great. 188 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:35,493 Oh. 189 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,038 Ah. 190 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:30,623 - Got a minute? 191 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:34,619 - Hi. I only have a few minutes. 192 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,206 I have career day at Danny's school, so, I-- 193 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,823 - Yeah, it'll just take a second. 194 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,289 What is it? 195 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,782 J‘ Pizza Guys, Pizza Guys J” 196 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,532 J‘ Come on down to Pizza Guys J‘ 197 00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,123 I Be a happy, healthy fellow J‘ 198 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,116 I Have some sauce and mozzarella J‘ 199 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,286 J‘ At Pizza Guys J‘ 200 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:53,452 - So? 201 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:54,823 - So. 202 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:57,415 So, it's stupid. 203 00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:58,406 It's annoying. 204 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:01,250 It makes people change the station. 205 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,160 - I didn't write it. 206 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,031 - But you bought it. 207 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:06,000 You put it on the air three times a night during drive time. 208 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,365 People are having accidents. 209 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,499 You used to go out and get advertising. 210 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,330 You hustled. 211 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,698 You were creative. 212 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,994 Something bad came in, you fixed it. 213 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,830 You rewrote it. 214 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,369 You worked with it. 215 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,582 My God, we used to make fun of guys 216 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,073 who bought crap like this. 217 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,123 What's going on with you? 218 00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:37,158 - Did you ever reach a point in your life 219 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:38,913 where you say to yourself, 220 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,078 "This is the best I'm ever gonna look, 221 00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,914 "the best I'm ever gonna feel, 222 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:45,158 "the best I'm ever gonna do, 223 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,452 "and it ain't that great?" 224 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,535 - Happy birthday. 225 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:50,743 - Thank you. 226 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,947 - Now, look, I'm the station manager. 227 00:13:55,958 --> 00:14:00,782 I'm responsible for the quality of work here at the station. 228 00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:01,952 So, till further notice, 229 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,700 I have to insist on personally approving all the new spots. 230 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:05,538 - What? 231 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,158 I can't make a deal without checking with you first? 232 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,828 - Just till you get back on track. 233 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,787 - So we're doing this job on 60th and 3rd, 234 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:18,283 big frigging ballbreaker of a job, right? 235 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,623 And we got the area roped off, 236 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,707 you know, so that some schmuck don't walk through there 237 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,448 and take a wrecking ball between the eyes. 238 00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:28,034 All of a sudden, this woman, you know, with the big, 239 00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:30,408 dark glasses, the Bloomingdale's bags, 240 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,658 she starts walking right through the ropes. 241 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,577 I yelled down at her, 242 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,165 "Hey, you can't go there, you stupid bitch!" 243 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,614 And suddenly, this big steam fitting bursts 244 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,992 and this enormous goddamn crane crashes right down 245 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,994 on her legs, and she's screaming, "My legs, my legs!" 246 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,865 And I say, "No shit, your legs. 247 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:53,537 "You got a 2,000-pound goddamn crane on them." 248 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,287 Now, do you know how, in an emergency, you could get, 249 00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,829 like, superhuman strength? 250 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,950 I reach down and I lift this crane, 251 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,745 and Ernesto's able to slide her out from under, 252 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,617 and the doctors were able to save her legs. 253 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:13,243 So the moral is: don't walk where you're not supposed 254 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,206 to walk because there may not be somebody 255 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,665 with superhuman strength to save your little ass. 256 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,032 And don't do drugs. 257 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,581 That's it. 258 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:30,990 - Thank you, Mr. Morelli. 259 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,197 That was very descriptive. 260 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,784 Daniel, would you introduce your father, please, 261 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,157 and tell us what he does? 262 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,745 - My dad's named Mitch and he's... 263 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,866 He's a submarine commander. 264 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:50,705 - Danny! 265 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:51,993 - Submarine commander? 266 00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,999 - He works for WBLM radio. 267 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,864 - Ah! 268 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:13,623 - Well, like Danny said, I work for WBLM radio. 269 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,865 - Are you a disc jockey? 270 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,240 - No, I'm not a disc jockey. 271 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,282 You know the commercials that are on the radio? 272 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:21,122 - Oh! 273 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,706 Do you make all those commercials? 274 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,160 - No- 275 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,579 Other people make the commercials. 276 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,290 I sell them time on our station 277 00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:32,078 for the commercials to be on. 278 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,701 - So you decide which commercials to use and when? 279 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,073 - That's right. 280 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,243 Well, no, it's not right. 281 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,241 It used to be right. 282 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,866 Seems now that I even have to check with the station manager 283 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,661 if I wanna wipe my nose. 284 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,457 The minute he took away my authority, I should have quit. 285 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,782 - Mr. Robbins? 286 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:02,660 - What? 287 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,991 Value this time in your life, kids, 288 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,830 because this is the time in your life 289 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,370 when you still have your choices. 290 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,491 It goes by so fast. 291 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,240 When you're a teenager, 292 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,956 you think you can do anything, and you do. 293 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,664 Your twenties are a blur. 294 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,534 Thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money, 295 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,407 and you think to yourself, 296 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,328 "What happened to my twenties?" 297 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:30,121 Forties, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin. 298 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,286 The music starts to get too loud. 299 00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:33,247 One of your old girlfriends 300 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,616 from high school becomes a grandmother. 301 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,456 Fifties, you have a minor surgery. 302 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,950 You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. 303 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,664 Sixties, you'll have a major surgery. 304 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,532 The music is still loud, but it doesn't matter 305 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,498 because you can't hear it anyway. 306 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,663 Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale. 307 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,244 You start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, 308 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,083 you have lunch around 10:00, breakfast the night before. 309 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,495 You spend most of your time wandering around malls looking 310 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,661 for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering, 311 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:01,622 "How come the kids don't call? 312 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,661 "How come the kids don't call?" 313 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,500 The eighties, you'll have a major stroke. 314 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,331 You end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse 315 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,245 who your wife can't stand but who you call Mama. 316 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,285 Any questions? 317 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:18,822 Danny was embarrassed to tell the class what my job is. 318 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:19,993 - They're nine! 319 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,581 They get excited about the guy 320 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,790 who gives them change at the arcade. 321 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,620 You just happen to have one of those jobs 322 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,411 that's difficult to... 323 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:32,909 - Believe that a grown man does without losing his mind. 324 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,989 I mean, what is my job? 325 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,662 I mean, I sell advertising time on the radio. 326 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,953 So, basically, I sell air. 327 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,494 At least my father was an upholsterer. 328 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,456 He made a sofa, a couch you could sit on. 329 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,868 It was something tangible. 330 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,240 What can I point to? 331 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,330 Where's my work? 332 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,163 It's air. 333 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,156 I sell air. 334 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,203 - What, so what are you saying? 335 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,573 You wanna quit? 336 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,993 - How can I quit? 337 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,285 I'm trapped. 338 00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:56,998 - You're trapped? 339 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:57,830 - Yeah. 340 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,289 The other day you said you wanna send Holly 341 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,532 to a performing arts school. 342 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:01,657 - She's got talent. 343 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:02,497 - Talent? 344 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,661 She was in one play and she fell off the stage. 345 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,703 That's not talent, that's gravity. 346 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,039 And that school costs money. 347 00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,327 Everything costs money. - Bye! 348 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,914 - Bye. 349 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:11,872 - Where are you going? 350 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,411 - I'm sleeping at Gwen's down the hall. 351 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,327 - Again? 352 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,449 Are you paying rent there? 353 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,368 - Oh, Dad. 354 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,661 - We're having a birthday party. 355 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,749 - I don't wanna sit around all night with your friends. 356 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,286 - I told her it'd be all right. 357 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,998 We'll have a family party tomorrow. 358 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,163 - Bye, Dad. 359 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:31,997 - Bye. 360 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,830 - Happy birthday. 361 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,323 - Thank you. 362 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,662 - Ah! 363 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,498 Let me show you how I pop my shoulder. 364 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,580 - Ouch! 365 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,539 - Danny, Dan, come on, come on. 366 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,407 He's in the gifted program at school. 367 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,078 Come on, go to sleep, huh? 368 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,657 Kim, you poor thing. 369 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,123 What has married life done to you? 370 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,865 I mean, you look like hell! 371 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,206 - Six months. 372 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,699 Admit it, you didn't think Ed would ever get married. 373 00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,073 - Well, he met the right woman. 374 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,869 And how often are you meeting that woman? 375 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,456 - You're lucky it's your birthday, pal. 376 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,241 - Excuse me, I see one of the guests is stealing. 377 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,412 - Your husband is so cute. 378 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,623 You must laugh all day. 379 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,286 - Yeah, my sides hurt. 380 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,083 - We saw a picture of you in a newspaper in your underwear. 381 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,449 - Oh, well, that was an advertisement. 382 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,449 I sometimes model ladies' underwear. 383 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,994 - You looked great. 384 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,116 - Mom, you said, "Let's see how she looks 385 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,207 "after having two kids." 386 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,158 - Daniel, time to go to bed. 387 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,873 We'll wake you for your wedding. 388 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,865 - Phil. 389 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:41,660 Hello. 390 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,072 You're pretending to sleep at my birthday party. 391 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,573 - Is she around? 392 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,282 - She's in the kitchen. 393 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,199 This is quite a life you've carved out for yourself, Phil. 394 00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:57,869 - Phil! 395 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:58,705 Phil! 396 00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,993 We're leaving. 397 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,740 - We haven't had cake. 398 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,786 He hasn't even opened his presents yet. 399 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,374 - Phil, you have to open the store at 4:30. 400 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,331 Daddy's counting on you. 401 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,039 - 15 more minutes? 402 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:15,372 - Starting now. 403 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,536 4:30 in the morning? 404 00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:28,078 - Hey, you know, you manage a supermarket, 405 00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,573 that's when the food arrives. 406 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,040 - Don't you have an assistant or a kid or something? 407 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,998 - Arlene's father likes me to do it. 408 00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:36,789 "No free rides, Philly boy! 409 00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,783 "No free rides." 410 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:41,784 But I'm telling you, they got me by the balls. 411 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,578 She's got one, he's got the other. 412 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,832 - Do you ever think about quitting? 413 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,494 - Yeah, sure, right. 414 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,535 That's just what I wanna do: 415 00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,749 start over with two kids to take care of. 416 00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:56,372 No. 417 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,242 At this age, where you are, you are. 418 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,535 - Hey, look who's awake. 419 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,658 - Look, I have got 14 minutes, okay? 420 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:05,873 So can we give him the present? 421 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:06,705 - Yeah. 422 00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:07,618 - What'd you get me? 423 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,914 - Two weeks. 424 00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,282 The three of us. 425 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:13,532 New Mexico. 426 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,702 Driving cattle. 427 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,993 - What, like in a truck? 428 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,864 - No, no! 429 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:17,955 Cowboys! 430 00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:20,324 It's a real old-fashioned cattle drive. 431 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,166 - We drive the herd from New Mexico to Colorado. 432 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:23,997 - You can do this? 433 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,833 - We ride, we rope, we sleep out under the stars. 434 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,948 - Show him the brochure. 435 00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,323 - It's fantastic, Mitch. 436 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,865 - It's the newest thing, people do this! 437 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,990 It's great! 438 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,241 - Wow, look at this. 439 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,490 - Real horses. 440 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,615 - Does look good. 441 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,455 - Good? 442 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,288 It's great. 443 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,157 Cowboys, that's what you always wanted to be. 444 00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:44,078 Remember Mitchy the Kid? 445 00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:45,698 - Right, Mitchy the Kid! 446 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,744 And it's right when your vacation comes. 447 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,365 We've been planning it for weeks. 448 00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:51,618 - I can't do it. 449 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,615 - Why? 450 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,911 - We're going to Florida to visit Barbara's parents. 451 00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:58,952 - What, are you sick? 452 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:01,997 - No, it's planned already. 453 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,080 I promised. 454 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,665 - I worked every weekend for a year to get this. 455 00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:07,407 What's with you these days? 456 00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:08,907 - Nothing, you know, nothing. 457 00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:12,373 It's just, I... 458 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,912 You know, I don't wanna disappoint Barbara. 459 00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:16,872 Who is that? 460 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,957 I know nine people and they're all here. 461 00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,539 Excuse me. 462 00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,038 - Hi. 463 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:27,624 - Hi, is Mr. Phil Berquist here? 464 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,331 - Can I get you something to... 465 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:32,499 - Mr. Berquist, your housekeeper told me where you were. 466 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,455 I'm in trouble. 467 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:34,618 - What are you doing here, Nancy? 468 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:36,991 Who's on register nine? - I don't know what to do. 469 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,830 - Harumaki? 470 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,663 - I don't think this is the time 471 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,702 or the place to talk about this. 472 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,664 - I'm late. - What? 473 00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,498 - I missed my period! 474 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,330 - Whoops! 475 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,243 What?! 476 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,330 - I was at work and on my break, 477 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:49,370 and I took one of those home pregnancy tests from aisle 11. 478 00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:50,455 - The ones on special? 479 00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:51,368 - Yes! 480 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:52,865 And it came up blue. 481 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,287 - Why is she telling you this, Phil? 482 00:23:58,125 --> 00:23:58,955 - Because I'm... 483 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,370 I'm her boss and... 484 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,240 We have a health plan. 485 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,456 - Son of a bitch! 486 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:07,450 You screwed this little girl in my father's store?! 487 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,288 - No, no, no! 488 00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:10,408 - It was in his car! 489 00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:11,702 - Oh, Jesus! 490 00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:14,620 - And I'm not a little girl, I'm 20. 491 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:17,458 - Get out of this house, you little whore. 492 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:18,573 - Hey! 493 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,824 I will not permit you to talk to her that way! 494 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:25,910 - Fine. 495 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:29,490 I'll tell my father what you did! 496 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,364 - No! 497 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,286 Do not call Mr. Levine! 498 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,032 Hey, put down that phone! - Phil. 499 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:34,872 Put it down. - No! 500 00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,786 No. - Get, get off. 501 00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:37,827 - That's my phone! - You're crazy! 502 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:38,913 - That's right! 503 00:24:38,917 --> 00:24:41,909 Not having sex for 12 years will do that to a person! 504 00:24:41,917 --> 00:24:43,873 - Now, come on, you two, stop it. 505 00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:45,991 Come on, not in front of your friends. Come on. 506 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:47,993 - I'm not afraid of you! 507 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:52,073 I'll call from the bedroom! 508 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:52,913 - The bedroom? 509 00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:54,908 How the hell would you know where the bedroom is?! 510 00:24:54,917 --> 00:24:55,747 - I'm calling! 511 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:56,660 - Go ahead, call him! 512 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:57,656 I'm sure he's home! 513 00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,079 It's his night to meet with the other escaped Nazis. 514 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,948 - I hate you! 515 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,744 - I hate you more! 516 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:06,662 If hate were people, I'd be China. 517 00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:15,873 - Let's bring out the cake. 518 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,490 - Good party. 519 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,285 - It's... 520 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:27,743 - Mitch? 521 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,290 Is that what you've been trying to tell me? 522 00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,657 That you feel like Phil? 523 00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:35,281 - Like Phil? 524 00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:37,123 - Yeah, am I gonna be sitting here some night 525 00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:40,617 and some checkout girl comes here looking for you? 526 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:43,207 - No, no, of course not. 527 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,789 - I know you're not happy here. 528 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,078 You're not happy at work. 529 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,994 I know how men think. 530 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,582 "I'm not happy here, I'm not happy there, 531 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:54,915 "I'll be happy here." 532 00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:55,781 - No- 533 00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:58,374 You make me happy here. 534 00:25:58,375 --> 00:25:59,160 - No- 535 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:02,491 - No, I make you feel trapped. 536 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,365 - No, you don't, it's not you. 537 00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:05,990 - How do you think that makes me feel 538 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,490 when I hear you say that? 539 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,910 - I didn't mean you. 540 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:10,993 It's me. 541 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:14,493 I... 542 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:16,743 I just feel lost. 543 00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:26,038 - Kim was telling me about this cattle drive thing. 544 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,657 - Oh. 545 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,873 - Maybe you should go. 546 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,615 - What about Florida? 547 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,581 - You'll be miserable in Florida. 548 00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:35,039 You'll make me miserable. 549 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,327 You hate my parents. 550 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,664 - Look, I don't hate your parents. 551 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,532 - Oh, come on, Mitch, you have known my father 552 00:26:39,542 --> 00:26:40,907 since you were 18 years old 553 00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:43,533 and you've never called him by his name. 554 00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:44,452 - What is his name? 555 00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,448 It's a joke, I was just joking. 556 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:51,742 Look, I said I'm gonna go and I'm gonna go. 557 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,911 - You don't understand what I'm saying. 558 00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,407 I'm not saying it's all right 559 00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:57,203 if you don't wanna come with us. 560 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,412 I'm saying I don't want you to come. 561 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,907 Go away with Ed. 562 00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,448 Take Phil. 563 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:14,165 I am giving you these two weeks. 564 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,407 It's my present. 565 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,324 Go and find your smile. 566 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:23,447 - What if I can't? 567 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,829 - We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it. 568 00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:16,744 - My ass hurts just watching this. 569 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:17,956 - Are you kidding? 570 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,038 This is fantastic! 571 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,368 - Take him down, Hoss! 572 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,831 - I wonder if I could do that to Arlene. 573 00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:25,952 - Phil, forget about it already. 574 00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,323 - I could do it. 575 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:28,413 You've seen her ears. 576 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,452 - They must be the other guests. 577 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:33,744 - I wish you hadn't worn this jacket. 578 00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:34,580 - Why not? 579 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,743 - Why, look at it, it's got your name 580 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:36,660 and your picture on it. 581 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:37,747 It's a little grotesque. 582 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,240 - I'm proud of what I do. 583 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,080 - So is the president. 584 00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,789 He doesn't put his picture on his suit. 585 00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:43,538 You guys guests here? 586 00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:45,908 - Yeah, we just got here a minute ago. I'm Mitch Robbins. 587 00:28:45,917 --> 00:28:46,747 - Ed Furillo. 588 00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:47,580 I sell sporting goods. 589 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:48,948 - Show him your jacket. 590 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,040 - Yeah, I'm Phil Berquist. 591 00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:52,452 I committed adultery. 592 00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:54,164 Lost my job and my family. 593 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,203 - His jacket's being made. 594 00:28:58,042 --> 00:28:58,906 - Yeah. 595 00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,249 I'm Ben Jessup and this is my son, Steve Jessup. 596 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:03,490 - Where are you from? 597 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,330 - Baltimore. 598 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:05,869 We have a dental practice there. 599 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:06,705 - Really? 600 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:07,618 You're both dentists? 601 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,455 - Yes. 602 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,948 We're black and we're dentists. 603 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:12,199 Let's not make an issue out of it. 604 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,368 - They're not making an issue. 605 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,865 You're making an issue. 606 00:29:16,042 --> 00:29:16,827 - Hello. 607 00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,331 - Isn't this great? 608 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,449 - We're Ira and Barry Shalowitz. 609 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,414 - Ira and Barry, that's like the ice cream. 610 00:29:23,417 --> 00:29:25,032 - No, that's us. 611 00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:27,533 - We make Ira and Barry's ice cream. 612 00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:29,078 - Really, I love that ice cream. 613 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,785 It's two... 614 00:29:32,792 --> 00:29:34,157 - Good-looking guys. 615 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,748 - Models. 616 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,581 - If it was us, could you eat? 617 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,285 - Who is that? 618 00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:48,572 I'm Bonnie Rayburn. 619 00:29:51,042 --> 00:29:52,998 Actually, I was supposed to meet somebody here, 620 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,456 but I got the message at the airport 621 00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:56,699 that she's not coming and... 622 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,494 I'm feeling really out of place. 623 00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,660 I'm thinking of leaving. 624 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,783 - No, you should stay. 625 00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:03,703 - Right, right, right. - Stay, definitely. 626 00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:04,572 - You know, when I was alive, 627 00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:06,574 I would have found her attractive. 628 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:10,243 - Howdy. 629 00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:14,489 I'm Clay Stone and this is my wife, Millie. 630 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,364 - How do? 631 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,205 - Howdy. 632 00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,618 - Welcome to the Stone ranch. 633 00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:20,287 Believe it or not, that work you saw a while ago, 634 00:30:20,292 --> 00:30:22,829 y'all are gonna be doing that the next two weeks. 635 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:23,618 - Yahoo! 636 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,456 - That's a good yahoo, son. 637 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,413 - Thank you. 638 00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,453 - Now, this ranch has been in my family 639 00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:33,165 for five generations, and we've always tried 640 00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:35,408 to live out here by the code of the Old West. 641 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,453 If you came out here thinking this is a dude ranch, 642 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,868 I hate to disappoint you. 643 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:39,864 This is not pretend. 644 00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:42,957 This is a real working ranch. 645 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,331 to our ranch in Colorado. 646 00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:47,322 - This is gonna be great. 647 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,574 - You may feel like a bunch of pigs on roller skates 648 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,325 for a while, but we're gonna be watching you. 649 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,073 We're gonna see how you sit a horse. 650 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,491 And in a few days, you'll be rounding up a herd 651 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,491 and going after strays. 652 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,990 And you're gonna be in some country 653 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,740 that's just as pretty as heaven. 654 00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:05,414 Now here's some of the folks you'll be working with. 655 00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:06,907 This is T.R. and Jeff. 656 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,578 They're both professional cowboys. 657 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,995 And our trail boss will be in in a couple of days. 658 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,582 And this is the best doggone Western chef going. 659 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:14,868 Cookie, hook up! 660 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,073 Tell them what they're gonna eat. 661 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:20,371 - You ain't gonna be getting no nouveau, almondine, 662 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,912 thin crust, bottled water, sautéed city food. 663 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:27,451 Food's brown, hot, and plenty of it. 664 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:28,994 - It's not that bad! 665 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,072 Now, listen, we're gonna go to work in the morning. 666 00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:33,789 And I mean work. 667 00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,999 You came out here city slickers. 668 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,365 You're gonna go home cowboys. 669 00:31:45,042 --> 00:31:45,872 - What do you think? 670 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:47,831 - I think you look like one of the Village People. 671 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:17,990 - I'll take that shirt, too. 672 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,239 - Excuse me. 673 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,080 Here, boy. 674 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:26,868 Here, boy. 675 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:43,865 - Whoa! 676 00:33:00,958 --> 00:33:03,449 - You did it again. Boy, you're getting great, Ed. 677 00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:04,743 - See? 678 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,536 There's nothing to it. 679 00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:07,327 Okay, your turn. 680 00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,077 You'll do it this time. - Okay. 681 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:12,074 - It's wrist, wrist, wrist, go. 682 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:12,913 - Okay. 683 00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,908 - That's it, wrist, wrist, wrist, go. 684 00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:16,032 Will you stop kidding around? 685 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,828 - I'm not kidding around. 686 00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:19,949 I can't get this, I'm not good with ropes. 687 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,789 I can't even take the string off a bakery box. 688 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,660 - This time, run! 689 00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:24,452 - Okay. 690 00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,240 - Yahoo! 691 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,535 - Hey! 692 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,749 - Woof! - Everyone can do it but you. 693 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,660 It's embarrassing. 694 00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:35,077 - It's not a competition, Ed. 695 00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:36,368 - Everything's a competition. 696 00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:37,831 Life's a competition. 697 00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:38,868 Come on, try it again. 698 00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:41,739 - How's it going? 699 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:42,785 - Okay. 700 00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,123 Where have you been? 701 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:47,413 - Oh, I was watching them castrate a horse. 702 00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:49,823 - Well, I'm hungry. 703 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,118 How about you, hm? 704 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,706 - Can I help you with that? 705 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,495 - No, thanks, I think I'm getting it. 706 00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:57,410 - Are you? 707 00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,698 Are you getting it? 708 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:01,538 - See this? 709 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:02,372 You see what's going on? 710 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,457 - Yeah, I'll take the big one. - Wait, wait, wait a second. 711 00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:05,573 We are guests here. 712 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,665 - What, are you gonna wrestle the cowboys? 713 00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:08,998 - I'm not gonna do nothing. - Wait, wait, wait. 714 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,991 Hey, let me handle this, okay? 715 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:11,830 You know how you get. 716 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:12,618 It'll be High Noon. 717 00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:16,616 - Come on, let me help you out. 718 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,866 - Look, just leave me alone. 719 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:19,705 - Oh, damn. 720 00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:20,538 - Come on. 721 00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:21,827 Well, I can't, you see. 722 00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,369 I'm in love. 723 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:24,865 - Hi, boys, how are you? 724 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,240 Yeah, I was just roping over there. 725 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,616 Thought I'd mosey on over. 726 00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:31,240 You know, I'd never moseyed before. 727 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,990 Hope I did it correctly. 728 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,786 I mean, I've walked, I've ambled. 729 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:36,123 I even sashayed once. 730 00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,661 But that was in front of the draft board. 731 00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:44,864 Hello! 732 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:50,205 Ooh, rough corral. 733 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:52,365 Bonnie, wanna come roping 734 00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,285 with us? - Yes. 735 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,122 - No, that's all right. 736 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,911 I think that Bonnie's talking with us, friend. 737 00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:57,248 - She's fine right here. 738 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,161 - Guys, listen, what are you doing, huh? 739 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:00,873 This isn't exactly 90's behavior, 740 00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,991 I gotta be honest with you. 741 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,706 - You stepped on my foot. 742 00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,369 - He did not, you horse's ass. 743 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,285 - Ed. 744 00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:11,702 - You want a piece of this? 745 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,993 - Any time, Zeke. 746 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,706 - How about right now, Stubby? 747 00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:15,663 - Fine. 748 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,949 - This man owes you an apology. 749 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:42,744 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it. 750 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,160 - Not you. 751 00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:45,031 Him. 752 00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:46,828 - Him, yeah, of course. 753 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,118 - Uh-uh. 754 00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:50,910 No. 755 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:57,082 God, I'm sorry, ma'am, that'll never happen again! 756 00:35:58,292 --> 00:35:59,452 - Yeah, see that it doesn't. 757 00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,999 I'm sorry, I thought we were on the same... 758 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,115 You're doing fine. 759 00:36:10,792 --> 00:36:11,998 - You guys were drinking. 760 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,161 Don't let it happen again. 761 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:19,952 - Huh-huh. 762 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,035 - Ma'am. 763 00:36:41,042 --> 00:36:42,157 - Did you see that guy? 764 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:46,905 That is the toughest man I've ever seen in my life. 765 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,994 Did you see how leathery he was? 766 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,786 He was like a saddlebag with eyes. 767 00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:58,614 - Listen, it took a lot of courage to do what you did. 768 00:36:58,625 --> 00:36:59,410 Thank you. 769 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:03,656 - I'm married. 770 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:12,998 - Barry, over here, Barry. 771 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,615 Barry, look here. 772 00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,581 - You're wrong, Ed, I'm telling you. 773 00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:18,323 It was not a stupid thing to say. 774 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,163 - It was. 775 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:21,658 She says, "Thanks", and you say, "I'm married?" 776 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,077 - Yeah. 777 00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:26,450 I don't want any false flirtings. 778 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,948 - False flirtings? - Mm-hm. 779 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,914 - But what if you're like me? 780 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,123 What if you don't encourage them 781 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,956 and they still come after you? 782 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,243 - It doesn't happen. 783 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,081 See, women need a reason to have sex. 784 00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:37,323 Men just need a place. 785 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:39,868 - Good night. 786 00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,331 I'm going to bed. 787 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,573 - Good night, sleep tight. 788 00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:47,623 - That was flirting. 789 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:48,455 - No- 790 00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:49,823 That was politeness. 791 00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:51,949 That was, "Have a pleasant and restful evening." 792 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:53,164 - No, that was, "I like your ass. 793 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,953 "Could I wear it as a hat?" 794 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:56,660 - Say, hi. 795 00:37:57,833 --> 00:37:59,039 Phil was telling us you had a little trouble 796 00:37:59,042 --> 00:38:00,077 with Jeff and T.R.? 797 00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,823 - Yeah, they were giving Bonnie a hard time. 798 00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,869 - Yeah, but he took care of it. 799 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:06,867 - But what made it worse was the trail boss comes over. 800 00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,331 - Curly? 801 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,824 - His name is Curly? 802 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:13,993 Perfect. 803 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,830 - You know what the cook said about him? 804 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,573 He said he killed a man in a knife fight. 805 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:20,245 - He said he slit him from neck to nuts. 806 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,535 - I'm not happy about this. 807 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,289 - This guy's a cowboy. 808 00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:26,032 One of the last real men. 809 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,328 He's untamed, a mustang. 810 00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:29,823 We're trained ponies. 811 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:31,824 It'll do us good to be in his world for a while. 812 00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:32,948 - Do us good? 813 00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:34,619 He was hanging the help. 814 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,081 - He was helping us. 815 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:37,914 - This guy is not normal, I'm telling you. 816 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:38,872 Did you see his eyes? 817 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,411 He's got crazy eyes. 818 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:41,247 He's a lunatic. 819 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,081 I'm telling you, we're going into the wilderness 820 00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:45,369 being led by a lunatic. 821 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,581 He's behind me, isn't he? 822 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,831 - Time to turn in. 823 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,369 - Good night. 824 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,118 - Yeah. 825 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:03,990 I'm sorry. 826 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,865 I didn't mean anything by that. 827 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:08,537 - I crap bigger than you. 828 00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:19,828 - He's gonna kill me. 829 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:21,497 - Watch it! 830 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,410 Excuse me! 831 00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:23,202 Whoa! 832 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:26,622 Whoa. 833 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,707 - Great, you are riding so much better. 834 00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:29,743 - Thanks. 835 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,957 Hey, I just talked to Nancy. 836 00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:32,947 - Who's Nancy? 837 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,823 - She's the uh... 838 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:35,868 The girl. 839 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,786 - Oh, the uh... 840 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:38,747 The girl. 841 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,490 - She's not pregnant. 842 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,535 - Really? 843 00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,998 - Well, that's good, isn't it? 844 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,615 - For her. 845 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:46,705 - So what does it mean? 846 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,207 - You know what I think? 847 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:52,073 Out there are all the answers. 848 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:52,868 - No, Ed. 849 00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:54,952 Out there... 850 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:00,914 Are cows, and plenty of them. 851 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:03,533 We're gonna go 200 miles with a big, moving stink. 852 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,164 Okay, ready? - Come on. 853 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,082 - You guys are probably too young to remember this, 854 00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,573 but when I was a kid, 855 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:13,325 I remember seeing a movie called Red River. 856 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,914 - Oh, I've seen it on TV, yeah. 857 00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:17,033 - But not in the movie theater. 858 00:40:17,042 --> 00:40:20,239 The big screen, with John Wayne and Montgomery Clift. 859 00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:22,281 You remember the scene? 860 00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:24,032 It was the start of the cattle drive. 861 00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:25,202 - Dad. 862 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,789 - No, no, son, that's why we're here. 863 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,657 - The yee-haw scene? 864 00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:29,907 - The yee-haw scene! 865 00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:31,782 Before they took the cattle out, 866 00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:33,828 those cowboys waved their hats 867 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:36,449 in the air and yelled, "Yee-haw!" 868 00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,623 What do you say to that? 869 00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:40,865 - All right! 870 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,490 Move them out! 871 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,203 - Yee-haw! 872 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:49,414 - Yee-haw! 873 00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:50,497 - Yahoo! 874 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,740 - Yahoo! 875 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,115 - Yahoo! 876 00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:53,910 - Yee-haw! 877 00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:56,702 - Yee-haw! 878 00:40:58,458 --> 00:40:59,698 - Yee-haw! 879 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:00,663 - Yee-haw! 880 00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:01,531 - Yee-haw! 881 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:02,327 - Yee-haw! 882 00:41:04,042 --> 00:41:04,872 - Feel like a schmuck? 883 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,615 - Oh, yeah, a big schmuck, yeah. 884 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:07,990 - Yee-haw! 885 00:41:09,542 --> 00:41:12,329 - We'll see you in Colorado! 886 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:21,826 J‘ Fairy tales can come true J‘ 887 00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:25,075 J‘ It can happen to you J‘ 888 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:30,032 I If you're young at heart J‘ 889 00:41:30,292 --> 00:41:35,241 J‘ For it's hard, you will find to be narrow of mind J‘ 890 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:41,077 I If you're young at heart J‘ 891 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:46,032 J‘ And if you should survive to 105 J‘ 892 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:51,407 I Look at all you'll derive just by being alive J‘ 893 00:41:55,958 --> 00:41:59,621 J‘ Now here is the best part J‘ 894 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:02,412 J‘ You have a head start J‘ 895 00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:07,366 I If you are amongst the very young J‘ 896 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,207 I At heart J‘ 897 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:22,997 - Look, a stray. 898 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:25,493 You take him, Mitch. 899 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,331 - No, it's the first one, you get him, Ed. 900 00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,119 - No, no, it's the first one. Let Phil have him. 901 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,080 - No, no, I'll get the next one. 902 00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,368 Look, you get this one, I'll get the next one. 903 00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:33,036 - You sure? I mean, there's gonna be plenty. 904 00:42:33,042 --> 00:42:34,578 - No, yeah, you get this one, I'll get the next one. 905 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:35,789 Then Ed, then you, we'll go-- 906 00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:37,657 - Like a round-robin kind of thing. 907 00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:38,531 That's good, yeah. 908 00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:39,622 All right, so who gets this? 909 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:40,455 - You! 910 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:41,288 - All right, good. 911 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,281 Come on, go! 912 00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:43,498 - Out of chute number nine! 913 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,832 - Hey, go Mitchy! - Let's rock, go, Mitchy! 914 00:42:46,792 --> 00:42:49,408 - No, no, no, don't go back, no. 915 00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:52,248 Think I can't see you behind there? 916 00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:55,658 Hello. 917 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:58,329 Come on, now, move it, here we go. 918 00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:00,324 Come on now, here we go, come on. 919 00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:02,619 It's like chasing a mime. 920 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,039 - Yee-haw, cowboy! 921 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:13,033 All right! - All right, Mitchy! 922 00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:14,782 - I did it! 923 00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:16,202 All right! 924 00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:17,038 Oh-oh. 925 00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,873 Hey, moonwalk! 926 00:43:20,417 --> 00:43:21,953 I'd like to thank everybody and God 927 00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:23,914 for helping me get my stray in. 928 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:25,327 Let's go, boy. 929 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,163 Oh. 930 00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:26,997 - All right, all right. 931 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,830 Come on back. 932 00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:28,948 Come on back, come on back. 933 00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:30,789 All right, now, easy on the clutch. 934 00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:31,622 Cut the wheel! 935 00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:32,831 Cut it, cut it, cut it! 936 00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:33,663 That's it. 937 00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:36,659 Straight back and park and lock it. 938 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:37,782 You got the keys, sir? 939 00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:39,032 How long you gonna be? 940 00:43:39,042 --> 00:43:39,872 - W00! 941 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,581 I wish the kids could've seen that. 942 00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:43,872 - Then dump it into the personal 943 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,490 and then make out the check. 944 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,161 - What are we telling him this for? He's our accountant. 945 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,828 - What are we telling you this for? You're our accountant. 946 00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:49,868 - No, don't... 947 00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:50,739 Just get a Mets score. - Okay. 948 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,741 Arnold, I'm losing you. 949 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:54,957 We're going behind a butte. 950 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:55,947 Arnold? 951 00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:57,368 Arnold, what's the Mets score? 952 00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:58,455 The Mets, huh... 953 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,789 I lost him. 954 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,831 - Boy, that saddle's having all the fun. 955 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,249 - You have, like, a half-track mind. 956 00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:32,990 - You wouldn't like to screw her brains out? 957 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:33,785 - Lovely image. 958 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,869 It ranks up there with my other favorite of yours, 959 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,786 "Bang the shit out of her." 960 00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:43,538 - I'm sorry if I offended your delicate sensibilities. 961 00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:45,624 I noticed you were staring at her pretty good. 962 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:46,990 - That's different. 963 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,035 - Different? 964 00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:49,623 - Yeah. 965 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:52,082 Look, I go to an art gallery, right? 966 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,198 And I see a Picasso. 967 00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,618 - Oh, she's a Picasso now? 968 00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,707 - No, she's not a Picasso. 969 00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:58,915 If she was a Picasso, she'd have three tits. 970 00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:01,624 What I'm saying is, if I see a nice painting, 971 00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:05,994 - Let me ask you this. 972 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,410 What if you could have great sex 973 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:09,453 with someone very attractive 974 00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,619 and Barbara would never find out? 975 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,661 - It's a big trap. I mean, look what happened to Phil. 976 00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:17,239 The girl came to his house, then she came to my house. 977 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,786 - Yeah. 978 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:22,119 Let's say a spaceship lands. 979 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:22,955 - Good, reality. 980 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:24,118 Are you listening to this? 981 00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:26,116 - A spaceship lands and the most beautiful woman 982 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:28,161 you ever saw gets out. 983 00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:30,954 And all she wants to do is have the greatest sex 984 00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,539 in the universe with you. 985 00:45:32,542 --> 00:45:33,372 - Could happen. 986 00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:36,617 - And the second it's over, she flies away for eternity. 987 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:37,831 No one will ever know. 988 00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:40,744 You're telling me you wouldn't do it? 989 00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:41,865 - No- 990 00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,990 Because what you're describing 991 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,536 actually happened to my cousin, Ronald. 992 00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,658 And his wife did find out about it at the beauty parlor. 993 00:45:46,667 --> 00:45:48,248 They know everything there. 994 00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:49,080 - Forget about it. 995 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,950 - Look, Ed, what I'm saying is it wouldn't make it all right 996 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:52,947 if Barbara didn't know. 997 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,244 I'd know, and I wouldn't like myself. 998 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,285 That's all. 999 00:45:56,292 --> 00:45:58,248 - Pay attention, girls, we got strays. 1000 00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,080 - Hi, Curly. 1001 00:45:59,083 --> 00:45:59,993 Kill anyone today? 1002 00:46:01,042 --> 00:46:02,703 - Day ain't over yet. 1003 00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:04,743 - Hyah! 1004 00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:12,329 - I wonder what Barbara's doing. 1005 00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:14,699 - You're really with just one woman for 15 years? 1006 00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:15,572 Just one? 1007 00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,120 - Yes, Ed, I'm married, I caught my limit. 1008 00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:19,706 Why are you after me about this? 1009 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,240 - Let's say... 1010 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,081 All your life, for breakfast, you're eating 1011 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,869 from the Kellogg's Variety Pack. 1012 00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:28,285 - And a spaceship lands. 1013 00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:29,532 - No- 1014 00:46:29,542 --> 00:46:31,248 And then you don't get the Variety Pack. 1015 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,036 You pick one, your favorite one, 1016 00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:35,158 and you just get that one from then on. 1017 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:38,409 Every day for the rest of your life, the same cereal. 1018 00:46:38,417 --> 00:46:39,657 And then you wake up one morning 1019 00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,578 and you're just not hungry anymore. 1020 00:46:41,583 --> 00:46:43,448 - You can't get an erection. 1021 00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:47,616 - Hey, pal, I can get an erection any time I want. 1022 00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:48,455 Watch. 1023 00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,743 - Ed, please, don't, come on. 1024 00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:51,035 Leave the stallion in the corral. 1025 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:52,578 You'll knock me into the fire, okay? 1026 00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,330 Kim wants to have kids. 1027 00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:01,160 - And you don't? 1028 00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,866 - I tell her it's because we wouldn't have as much fun. 1029 00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:05,705 It would hurt her modeling. 1030 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:07,619 But that's not the reason. 1031 00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,741 Having a kid, that's heavy. 1032 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,160 That's a real commitment. 1033 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,408 That's saying, "I'm never gonna be with another woman 1034 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,624 "for the rest of my life." 1035 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:18,162 - Wait a minute, let me get this straight. 1036 00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:19,498 I have no life. 1037 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,865 We're all agreed on that, right? 1038 00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:22,240 - Right. - Yeah. 1039 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:25,572 - Okay, and your big problem is that you're married 1040 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:28,996 to this gorgeous 24-year-old underwear model 1041 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,447 who thinks that the sun rises and sets in your pants, 1042 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,914 and that's not enough for you? 1043 00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:35,248 - You don't understand. 1044 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:37,036 - No, I don't understand. 1045 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,911 - I don't wanna screw around on Kim. 1046 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,282 - So don't. 1047 00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:42,077 - Oh. 1048 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,285 From the king of restraint. 1049 00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:46,288 - What does that mean? 1050 00:47:46,292 --> 00:47:49,284 - It means that's pretty smug advice coming from a man 1051 00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:51,408 who mounted an 18-year-old checkout girl 1052 00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:52,998 on the day-old bread rack. 1053 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,615 - She's 20, and shut up. 1054 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:56,456 - Let me get you hot, Phil. 1055 00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,244 "I need a price, register nine. 1056 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,410 "I need a price." 1057 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:00,497 - Cut it out. 1058 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:01,535 - Guys, come on-- 1059 00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:03,157 - What'd you use for protection? Paper or plastic? 1060 00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:05,205 Come on! - Come on! 1061 00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:06,493 - We're on vacation! 1062 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,615 - You're gonna do nothing! 1063 00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:13,490 - You're spooking the cattle. 1064 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,831 - We were just fooling around. 1065 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,198 - See you tomorrow. 1066 00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:20,202 Sun-up. 1067 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,330 - Morning. 1068 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:30,994 - Hi. - You done with that? 1069 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,706 - Yeah, help yourself. 1070 00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,289 - See, Mom, we're keeping clean. 1071 00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:38,780 - It's cold, but I'm a real pioneer man, yeah. 1072 00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:45,538 - Morning. 1073 00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:46,748 - Good morning. - Morning. 1074 00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,032 - Come on, guys. 1075 00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:52,408 You're sorry, you're sorry. 1076 00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:53,782 Let's make up, huh? 1077 00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,035 All right. 1078 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,114 - My fault. 1079 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,990 - No, it's all right. 1080 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,582 - Now, to celebrate, I got a special treat. 1081 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:10,073 I'm gonna make fresh coffee. 1082 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:12,415 Battery-operated, instantly grinds its own beans. 1083 00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:14,123 Only 19.95. 1084 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:15,490 Come on, why live like animals? 1085 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,115 - That's great. - Yeah. 1086 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:17,955 - All right, now first cup's gonna be 1087 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,243 for my good friend Phil, 1088 00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,490 who when we were kids used 1089 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,115 to let me watch his sister undress. 1090 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,865 - Uh. - I've never forgot it, Phil. 1091 00:49:23,875 --> 00:49:24,830 Because I still do it. 1092 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:26,289 Okay! 1093 00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:35,664 Wow, there's something spooking the cattle. 1094 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,369 - Look, look, look, the cows are going away. 1095 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,661 - Wow, look at them go! 1096 00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:47,407 - That is amazing! 1097 00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:48,406 - Stampede! 1098 00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:51,250 - We gotta get them! 1099 00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:52,490 - We gotta get them. 1100 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:54,161 Whoa, whoa! 1101 00:49:54,167 --> 00:49:54,997 - Beautiful. 1102 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,740 Get that in the frame. - Oh, yeah, I got them. 1103 00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:57,865 - Hyah! 1104 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:09,825 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1105 00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:14,077 I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! 1106 00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:14,913 Oh, God! 1107 00:50:14,917 --> 00:50:16,123 - They're coming at us! 1108 00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:23,913 - God dammit! 1109 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,410 Come on! 1110 00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:29,783 - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 1111 00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,411 - Bonnie, there's a stampede! 1112 00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,577 In your tent! 1113 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:48,827 - City folk. 1114 00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:58,997 - I'm sorry. 1115 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,072 I mean, I was just trying to make a cup of coffee. 1116 00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:02,868 That's all. 1117 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:07,913 It was French roast. 1118 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,328 - There's still a few head missing. 1119 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,448 Must have gone into that canyon 1120 00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:12,743 while I was getting the others. 1121 00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:13,705 - T.R. and I'll get them. 1122 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:14,743 - No, I'll get them. 1123 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,161 With you. 1124 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:20,413 - Me? 1125 00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:21,953 - Yeah. 1126 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:23,494 You're coming with me. 1127 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,489 - Just the two of us? 1128 00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:30,534 - You move the herd, I'll catch up. 1129 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:32,533 - You mean, we'll catch up. 1130 00:52:32,542 --> 00:52:33,531 - Let's go. 1131 00:52:45,542 --> 00:52:46,327 - Bye. 1132 00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:52,284 Curly, did I ever show you pictures of my wife and kids? 1133 00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,448 I'm their sole support, you know. 1134 00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,198 - Is he gonna be all right? 1135 00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,573 - Sure. 1136 00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:00,949 Curly's just trying to scare him. You know Mitch, he's a... 1137 00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:01,868 He's a wise-ass. 1138 00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:05,453 - If anything happens to him... 1139 00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:07,873 I'm going after Barbara. 1140 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,992 - Throw a rope on this one so we can go after the others. 1141 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,661 Rope him. - I'm not good at it. 1142 00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:21,952 I have a roping disability. 1143 00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:36,656 Be right with you. 1144 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:45,956 - Jesus Christ. 1145 00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:50,788 - Hey. 1146 00:53:50,792 --> 00:53:52,077 See, I'm good at this part. 1147 00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:54,452 - Throw it. 1148 00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:06,873 - You know what just occurred to me? 1149 00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:08,081 Roping is stupid. 1150 00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:10,074 This is a cow, not a gazelle. 1151 00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:10,913 Watch. 1152 00:54:10,917 --> 00:54:12,657 Get off the horse, huh? 1153 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:13,452 Okay. 1154 00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:17,706 Then you walk up to the cow. 1155 00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:19,448 Look how good this is working. 1156 00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,700 Then you say, "Hi, Bob Vila for This Old Herd. 1157 00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,073 "We're gonna rope you today." 1158 00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:26,415 Then you take Mr. Loop 1159 00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:28,703 and put it around the head of Mr. Cow. 1160 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:35,240 Now what's wrong with that? 1161 00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:36,913 Ah! 1162 00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:41,038 - That! 1163 00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:43,249 - I'm on vacation! 1164 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,115 Is that it? 1165 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,080 - That's it. 1166 00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,535 - What are we doing? 1167 00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:01,327 - Making camp. 1168 00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:05,575 Too late to catch up to the herd before dark. 1169 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,414 We'll catch up tomorrow. 1170 00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:08,748 - You mean we're gonna... 1171 00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,490 Sleep out here? 1172 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,286 Just uh... 1173 00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:13,077 - That's right. 1174 00:55:17,667 --> 00:55:19,703 - Oh, God, it's deliverance. 1175 00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:30,622 Getting ready to shave? 1176 00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:32,910 - You make a lot of... 1177 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,536 Smart remarks at my expense, don't you? 1178 00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:39,828 - I'm joking. 1179 00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:40,913 I do it with everybody. 1180 00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:43,080 It's just my way. 1181 00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,373 - I don't understand that way. 1182 00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:55,240 Put that away. 1183 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:02,243 I said... 1184 00:56:04,208 --> 00:56:05,323 Put that away. 1185 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,413 - Hey, you know, the first time I tried 1186 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:10,123 to talk to you, you embarrassed me. 1187 00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,490 So I teased you a little bit, 1188 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,240 which maybe I shouldn't have done. 1189 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,706 So I'm sorry. 1190 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:16,823 And now you're sitting over there playing 1191 00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:18,915 with your knife, trying to frighten me, 1192 00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,453 which you're doing a good job. 1193 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,582 But if you're gonna kill me, get on with it. 1194 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,869 If not, shut the hell up! 1195 00:56:29,667 --> 00:56:31,407 I'm on vacation. 1196 00:56:58,292 --> 00:57:02,615 J‘ See them tumbling down I 1197 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:06,163 J‘ Pledging their love to the ground J‘ 1198 00:57:06,167 --> 00:57:09,580 J‘ Lonely, but free, I'll be found J‘ 1199 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,414 J‘ Drifting along J‘ 1200 00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:16,366 J‘ With the tumbling tumbleweeds J‘ 1201 00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:20,493 J‘ Cares of the past are behind I 1202 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:25,449 J‘ Nowhere to go but I'll find J‘ 1203 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:30,702 J‘ Just where the trail will wind I 1204 00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:35,657 J‘ Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds J‘ 1205 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,160 - Do you know any show tunes? 1206 00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:47,411 And the second it's over, 1207 00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:49,157 she's gonna get back into her spaceship 1208 00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:51,249 and fly away for eternity. 1209 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:52,035 Would you do it? 1210 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,115 - Is she a redhead? 1211 00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:56,072 - Could be. 1212 00:57:57,792 --> 00:57:58,872 - I like redheads. 1213 00:58:04,292 --> 00:58:06,203 - You ever been married? 1214 00:58:06,208 --> 00:58:06,993 - No- 1215 00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:10,157 - You ever been in love? 1216 00:58:13,042 --> 00:58:13,827 - Once. 1217 00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:18,249 I was driving a herd across the Panhandle. 1218 00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,365 Texas. - Mm-hm. 1219 00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:23,325 - And passed near this little dirt farm 1220 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,322 around about sundown. 1221 00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:29,780 Out in the field was this young woman, 1222 00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:31,248 working down in the dirt. 1223 00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:35,495 Just about then, she stood up to stretch her back. 1224 00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:40,581 She was wearing a little cotton dress, 1225 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:43,655 and the setting sun was right behind her, 1226 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,956 showing the shape that God had give her. 1227 00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,164 - What happened? 1228 00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:56,160 - Why? 1229 00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:00,582 - I figured it wasn't gonna get any better than that. 1230 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:04,374 - Yeah, but you could've been, you know, with her. 1231 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,408 - I've been with lots of women. 1232 00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,328 - Yeah, but, you know, she could've been the love 1233 00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:10,163 of your life. 1234 00:59:11,208 --> 00:59:11,993 - She is. 1235 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:15,247 - That's great. 1236 00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:16,035 That's... 1237 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,830 Not great. 1238 00:59:17,833 --> 00:59:19,073 No, that's wrong, Curly. 1239 00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,825 You passed up something that might have been terrific. 1240 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,198 - My choice. 1241 00:59:23,208 --> 00:59:25,119 - I never could have done that. 1242 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:26,160 - That's your choice. 1243 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:31,162 A cowboy leads a different kind of life... 1244 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,373 When there were cowboys. 1245 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,122 We're a dying breed. 1246 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,415 Still means something to me, though. 1247 00:59:41,417 --> 00:59:44,955 In a couple of days, we'll move this herd across the river, 1248 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,206 drive them through the valley. 1249 00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:50,368 Oh! 1250 00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,492 There's nothing like bringing in a herd. 1251 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,036 - See, now that's great. 1252 00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,657 Your life makes sense to you. 1253 00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:00,031 What? 1254 01:00:00,042 --> 01:00:00,997 What's so funny? 1255 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,413 - You city folk, you worry about a lot of shit, don't you? 1256 01:00:04,417 --> 01:00:05,327 - Shit? - Yeah. 1257 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,575 - My wife basically told me she doesn't want me around. 1258 01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:10,039 - Is she a redhead? 1259 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:13,457 - I'm just saying-- - How old are you? 1260 01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:14,447 38? 1261 01:00:14,458 --> 01:00:15,288 - 39. 1262 01:00:15,292 --> 01:00:16,122 - Yeah. 1263 01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:17,615 You all come up here about the same age. 1264 01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,161 Same problems. 1265 01:00:19,167 --> 01:00:21,078 Spend about 50 weeks a year getting knots 1266 01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,744 in your rope and then... 1267 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:26,743 Then you think two weeks up here'll untie them for you. 1268 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,286 None of you get it. 1269 01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:33,491 Do you know what the secret of life is? 1270 01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,330 - No- 1271 01:00:34,333 --> 01:00:35,118 What? 1272 01:00:36,042 --> 01:00:37,248 - This. 1273 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:38,615 - Your finger? 1274 01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:39,910 - One thing. 1275 01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:41,123 Just one thing. 1276 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:46,788 You stick to that and everything else don't mean shit. 1277 01:00:46,792 --> 01:00:48,623 - That's great, but... 1278 01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:49,660 What's the one thing? 1279 01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:52,869 - That's what you gotta figure out. 1280 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,198 Oh, damn it, come on! 1281 01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,038 - What's the matter? 1282 01:01:12,042 --> 01:01:13,282 What's going on? 1283 01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:15,328 - This cow's having a baby, yeah. 1284 01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:20,248 I noticed it when we found her. 1285 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,786 I was hoping she'd make it through the drive, 1286 01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:24,124 but she's ready. 1287 01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:26,662 - Does she do it herself or do you have to help her? 1288 01:01:26,667 --> 01:01:27,497 - I'll hold her down. 1289 01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,536 You deliver the calf. 1290 01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:30,873 - Excuse me? 1291 01:01:30,875 --> 01:01:31,705 Hello! 1292 01:01:31,708 --> 01:01:32,663 Why don't I hold her down? 1293 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:34,532 - Because you don't know how. 1294 01:01:34,542 --> 01:01:37,124 She'll kick you and kill you, and her and the calf. 1295 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,411 And that's too much for me to carry back. 1296 01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:40,827 - I see your point. 1297 01:01:40,833 --> 01:01:41,948 - Come on, she's ready. 1298 01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:45,497 - I... 1299 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,706 - She's bursting! 1300 01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:48,494 - Oh, God, there's gonna be bursting? 1301 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:52,412 - Just reach in and pull out the calf. 1302 01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:07,618 - Ooh. 1303 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,285 You know, this was not in the brochure. 1304 01:02:15,292 --> 01:02:17,123 - She needs help, goddamn it! 1305 01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:23,747 Now what's taking so long? 1306 01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:24,705 Do you see the head? 1307 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,907 - I only see a tail. 1308 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,077 - Oh, shit! 1309 01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,948 It's turned the wrong way. 1310 01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:38,743 Get it out. 1311 01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:41,956 - Uh-oh. 1312 01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:42,822 My watch came off. 1313 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:44,164 - Now! 1314 01:02:44,167 --> 01:02:45,498 - It was a gift! 1315 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,706 - Do it! 1316 01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:49,827 - Come on. 1317 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:53,118 Come on. 1318 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,081 - Look what I did! 1319 01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:13,163 I made a cow. 1320 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:17,822 This is unbelievable. 1321 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,289 This is amazing. 1322 01:03:21,292 --> 01:03:22,702 - He looks like you. 1323 01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:25,123 - Look at him. 1324 01:03:25,125 --> 01:03:26,410 Yeah. 1325 01:03:26,417 --> 01:03:27,281 Get up. 1326 01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:29,739 - Oh, shit. 1327 01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:32,498 - Look, look at this. 1328 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,036 He's walking already. 1329 01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:35,031 He's a genius. 1330 01:03:36,042 --> 01:03:37,828 He gets that from my side of the family. 1331 01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:39,164 We all walked very early. 1332 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,082 I'm gonna name him Norman. 1333 01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:45,573 You know, because years ago... 1334 01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,698 Why did you do that? 1335 01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:52,493 - She was dying. 1336 01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:56,788 And she was suffering. 1337 01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:00,160 You saved the calf. 1338 01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:07,282 Good job, cowboy. 1339 01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:22,910 - There you go, Norman, that is it. 1340 01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:24,453 You are only down a quart. 1341 01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:25,538 - That's really wonderful. 1342 01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:27,373 You got him to drink from the bottle. 1343 01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:32,075 - Yeah, thank God, because my nipples were killing me. 1344 01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:35,285 - What do you think? 1345 01:04:35,292 --> 01:04:38,250 What would be the perfect flavor with this meal? 1346 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:39,706 - Cherry vanilla? 1347 01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:40,538 - No- 1348 01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:42,328 If it was Chinese food, right on the money. 1349 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,163 But this? 1350 01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:44,156 Toasted almond. 1351 01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:49,073 - What's going on? 1352 01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:51,039 - Barry can pick out the exact right flavor 1353 01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:53,408 of ice cream to follow any meal. 1354 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,243 Go ahead. 1355 01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:57,035 Challenge him. 1356 01:04:58,542 --> 01:04:59,372 - Challenge him? 1357 01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:00,160 - Come on. 1358 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:04,365 - Franks and beans. 1359 01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:06,411 - Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. 1360 01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:07,907 Don't waste my time. 1361 01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:17,535 Come on. 1362 01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:19,618 Push me. 1363 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,789 - Sea bass. 1364 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:26,577 - Grilled? 1365 01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:28,865 - Sautéed. 1366 01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:29,660 - I'm with you. 1367 01:05:30,667 --> 01:05:31,782 - Potatoes au gratin. 1368 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:37,539 Asparagus. 1369 01:05:45,167 --> 01:05:46,031 - Rum raisin. 1370 01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:50,906 - Woof! 1371 01:05:50,917 --> 01:05:52,498 - Woof, what? 1372 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,956 How do you know he's right? 1373 01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:55,573 - How do we know? 1374 01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:57,949 1,400 retail outlets across the country. 1375 01:05:57,958 --> 01:05:59,073 That's how we know. 1376 01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:02,077 - Woof! 1377 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,495 - Will you stop with Roberto Clemente? 1378 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,616 Henry Aaron was the greatest right fielder 1379 01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:07,740 of our generation. 1380 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:08,830 - Could he run like Clemente? 1381 01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:09,663 Could he throw like Clemente? 1382 01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:13,740 - Look, I'm gonna say one thing to you, okay? 755 home runs. 1383 01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:14,614 Good bye. 1384 01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:16,616 - Hey, Clemente was killed in a plane crash. 1385 01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:18,240 - What, you're gonna blame that on Aaron? 1386 01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:19,740 - No, I'm not blaming, I'm just saying. 1387 01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:21,832 - Ugh, baseball. 1388 01:06:22,667 --> 01:06:23,998 - You've got something against baseball? 1389 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:24,830 - It's just I used to live with a guy 1390 01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:28,746 who was like a baseball encyclopedia and I just got flashes. 1391 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,490 - You broke up with him because of baseball? 1392 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:31,660 - Uh, no. 1393 01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:33,203 We had different needs. 1394 01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:35,244 I needed him to treat me decently and get a job 1395 01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,287 and he needed to empty my bank account and leave. 1396 01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:39,077 - Ouch! 1397 01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:42,411 - So, do you hate baseball? 1398 01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:44,248 - No, I like baseball. 1399 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,740 I just never understood how you guys 1400 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:48,241 can spend so much time discussing it. 1401 01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:50,491 I mean, I've been to games, but I don't memorize 1402 01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:54,448 who played third base for Pittsburgh in 1960. 1403 01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:55,743 - Don Hoak. 1404 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:56,990 - Beat you. 1405 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,332 - See, that's exactly what I mean. 1406 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:03,747 - So, what do you and your friends talk about out there? 1407 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:07,072 - Well, real life. 1408 01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:08,414 Relationships. 1409 01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:09,247 Are they working? 1410 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,581 Are they not? 1411 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,413 Who's she seeing? 1412 01:07:11,417 --> 01:07:13,032 Is that working? 1413 01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:14,077 - No contest, we win. 1414 01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:16,410 - Why? 1415 01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:20,740 - Honey, if that were as interesting as baseball, 1416 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,457 they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum. 1417 01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:28,625 - Ed, I see by the sun it's time for you to hibernate again. 1418 01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,035 - You're right, I suppose. 1419 01:07:31,042 --> 01:07:33,624 I mean, I guess it is childish, but uh... 1420 01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,745 When I was about 18 and my dad and I couldn't communicate 1421 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:42,494 about anything at all, we could still talk about baseball. 1422 01:07:44,292 --> 01:07:45,407 You know, that was real. 1423 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,866 - You know what the secret of life is? 1424 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,240 It's this. 1425 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,581 One thing. 1426 01:07:58,583 --> 01:07:59,572 Just one thing. 1427 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:01,785 - And what's that? 1428 01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:03,032 - I have no idea. 1429 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,782 - Curly knows the secret of life? 1430 01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:10,077 - Yeah. 1431 01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:11,448 I'm gonna invite him over. 1432 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,914 I mean, he's a very interesting guy, you'll see. 1433 01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:13,781 - I'm sure he is. 1434 01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,995 - Hey, Curly. 1435 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,456 Curly? 1436 01:08:25,458 --> 01:08:26,288 Curl? 1437 01:08:26,292 --> 01:08:27,077 You got a minute? 1438 01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:30,498 He is a real cowboy. 1439 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,867 He sleeps with his eyes open so he can still watch the herd. 1440 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,115 Curl. 1441 01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:40,365 Curly? 1442 01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:56,414 - Is this all right? 1443 01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:59,864 Do you need, like, a license or something to bury somebody? 1444 01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:00,705 - No- 1445 01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:02,323 This is where Curly would wanna be buried. 1446 01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:04,244 - I mean, he said he was a dying breed. 1447 01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,286 I didn't know he meant on this trip. 1448 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:08,499 - The man ate bacon at every meal. 1449 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:10,582 I mean, you can't do that. 1450 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,995 - Well, I guess that's it. 1451 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,991 - Wait a minute, shouldn't somebody say something? 1452 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,240 I mean, you know, like a eulogy. 1453 01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:17,535 - Yeah. 1454 01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:19,658 - Cookie, you knew him best. 1455 01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,415 - Lord, we give you Curly. 1456 01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:28,748 Try not to piss him off. 1457 01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:31,865 - That's it? 1458 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:32,705 - What else is there? 1459 01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:34,448 I got chicken burning. 1460 01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:36,414 - You're a warm man, Cookie. 1461 01:09:36,417 --> 01:09:37,452 Wait a second, I'll... 1462 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,285 What can I say about Curly? 1463 01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:46,832 I didn't know you well, but I'll never forget you. 1464 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:51,868 You lived life on your terms: simple, honest and brave. 1465 01:09:53,042 --> 01:09:56,205 I'm glad for this short time that we spent together. 1466 01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,038 - Amen. 1467 01:09:57,042 --> 01:09:57,872 - Amen. - Amen. 1468 01:09:57,875 --> 01:09:59,285 - Amen. - Amen. 1469 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:08,448 Do you think this is all right? 1470 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,538 I mean, with them. 1471 01:10:09,542 --> 01:10:11,453 - All right, listen up. 1472 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,245 Ben, I want you to take the left flank with T.R. and Bonnie. 1473 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:16,616 I want you three boys, you're gonna ride point. 1474 01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:19,287 I'm gonna push with Steve, Barry and Ira. 1475 01:10:19,292 --> 01:10:21,203 - Yeah, they're pros. 1476 01:10:21,208 --> 01:10:22,744 It'll be okay. 1477 01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:29,907 - H 1478 01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:47,622 - So long, cowboy. 1479 01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:08,248 You know, it makes you stop and think. 1480 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:09,911 - Stop the clock. 1481 01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:12,158 - That's 25 minutes, I win. - Yup. 1482 01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:13,407 - Win what? 1483 01:11:13,417 --> 01:11:15,783 - I had under a half an hour before you started 1484 01:11:15,792 --> 01:11:17,532 to talk about death. 1485 01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:19,828 - Why would you think I would talk about death? 1486 01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:20,663 - What, are you kidding? 1487 01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:22,032 We just came from a funeral. 1488 01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,578 And it's your favorite subject. 1489 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:24,413 - It is not. 1490 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:25,998 I just think that when you see a life end, 1491 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,912 it's a natural time to think about your own mortality. 1492 01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:30,373 - No, it isn't. 1493 01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:32,115 Why do that to yourself? 1494 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,662 When somebody dies, I don't change places with him. 1495 01:11:34,667 --> 01:11:37,204 I appreciate the fact that I'm not dead. 1496 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:39,324 Look at this: it's a beautiful day, 1497 01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:40,869 I'm here with my two best friends 1498 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,537 and we're driving a herd of cattle across the plains. 1499 01:11:43,542 --> 01:11:44,748 Pretty goddamn great. 1500 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:47,116 It's one of the best days of my life. 1501 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,242 - All right, what is the best day of your life? 1502 01:11:50,250 --> 01:11:51,239 - You mean ever? 1503 01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:53,866 - Yeah, best day ever in your whole life. 1504 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:56,036 And you can't do when your kids were born. That's too easy. 1505 01:11:57,875 --> 01:11:58,660 - I got one. 1506 01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:03,288 I'm seven years old and my dad takes me to Yankee Stadium. 1507 01:12:03,292 --> 01:12:04,077 My first game. 1508 01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:08,663 We're going in this long, dark tunnel underneath the stands 1509 01:12:08,667 --> 01:12:10,623 and I'm holding his hand and we come up out 1510 01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,536 of the tunnel into the light. 1511 01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:15,077 It was huge. 1512 01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:17,699 How green the grass was. 1513 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:18,538 Brown dirt. 1514 01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,582 And that great green copper roof, remember? 1515 01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:23,702 We had a black-and-white TV, 1516 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:25,994 so this was the first game I ever saw in color. 1517 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,832 I sat there the whole game next to my dad. 1518 01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:31,323 He taught me how to keep score. 1519 01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:33,410 Mickey hit one out. 1520 01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,373 - Good day. 1521 01:12:36,375 --> 01:12:37,865 - And I still have the program. 1522 01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:42,116 - All right, what was the worst day you ever had? 1523 01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,289 - Worst day? 1524 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:48,499 A couple of years ago, Barbara finds a lump. 1525 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,330 - What? 1526 01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:50,368 - Jesus. 1527 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:51,911 - Yeah, it scared the shit out of me. 1528 01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:53,532 - You never said anything. 1529 01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:55,157 - Yeah, well, you know, it turned out to be nothing. 1530 01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:57,078 But that whole day was... 1531 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:00,748 - Yeah, but that was a good day. 1532 01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:01,739 - How? 1533 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,456 - Because it turned out to be nothing. 1534 01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:06,746 - Yeah, but the whole day until then was horrible. 1535 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,991 - Yeah, but it came out good. 1536 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,787 You're a real the-glass-is-haIf-empty kind of a guy, 1537 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,123 you know that? 1538 01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:15,286 I don't know how Barbara can stand it. 1539 01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,702 - Yeah. 1540 01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:17,993 - All right, I got one. 1541 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,115 My best day. 1542 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,365 - This isn't the one about Arlene 1543 01:13:20,375 --> 01:13:21,364 and that loose step, is it? 1544 01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,285 - No- 1545 01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:23,281 No, my wedding day. 1546 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,205 - What? 1547 01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,038 - Yeah. 1548 01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:27,077 Remember that day? 1549 01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:28,664 Outdoor wedding. 1550 01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:29,747 Arlene looked great. 1551 01:13:31,292 --> 01:13:33,032 Those water pills really worked. 1552 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,828 You guys were all smiling at me. 1553 01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:39,782 And my dad, in the front, gives me a little wink, you know? 1554 01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:46,656 I mean, he's not the warmest of men, but he winked. 1555 01:13:46,667 --> 01:13:47,531 You know, I was the first one of us 1556 01:13:47,542 --> 01:13:48,907 to get married and have a real job 1557 01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:52,785 and I remember thinking, "I'm grown-up." 1558 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:53,656 You know? 1559 01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:55,658 "I'm not a goofball anymore, I made it." 1560 01:13:57,583 --> 01:13:58,413 I felt like a man. 1561 01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:02,157 It was the best day of my life. 1562 01:14:03,792 --> 01:14:05,248 - What was your worst day? 1563 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:07,536 - Every day since is a tie. 1564 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,364 - All right, Ed, your best day. 1565 01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:13,865 What is it, twins and a trapeze? 1566 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,536 What? - No, I don't wanna play. 1567 01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:16,497 - Come on, we did it. 1568 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,615 - I don't feel like it. 1569 01:14:19,417 --> 01:14:20,202 - Okay. 1570 01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:29,322 - I'm 14 and my mother and father are fighting again. 1571 01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:31,540 You know, because she caught him again. 1572 01:14:31,542 --> 01:14:32,782 Caught him. 1573 01:14:32,792 --> 01:14:35,454 This time, the girl drove by the house to pick him up. 1574 01:14:37,667 --> 01:14:41,330 And I finally realized he wasn't just cheating on my mother, 1575 01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:43,039 he was cheating on us. 1576 01:14:43,042 --> 01:14:43,827 So I told him. 1577 01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:49,331 "We don't love you. 1578 01:14:49,333 --> 01:14:50,994 "I'll take care of my mother and my sister. 1579 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,116 "We don't need you anymore." 1580 01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:55,958 And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn't budge. 1581 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,286 Then he turned around and he left. 1582 01:14:59,292 --> 01:15:00,532 Never bothered us again. 1583 01:15:01,792 --> 01:15:05,455 But I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. 1584 01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:06,493 That's my best day. 1585 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,490 - What was your worst day? 1586 01:15:11,042 --> 01:15:11,827 - Same day. 1587 01:15:19,083 --> 01:15:20,448 He gets the sign from Berra. 1588 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,619 He gets the sign from Berra, the pitch. 1589 01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:39,283 J‘ Rolling, rolling, rolling J‘ 1590 01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:41,374 J‘ Keep them doggies rolling J‘ 1591 01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:43,161 J‘ Man, my ass is swollen J‘ 1592 01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:46,364 J‘ Rawhide J‘ J‘ Get them up, move them out J‘ 1593 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:47,330 J‘ Wake them up, get them dressed J‘ 1594 01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:49,449 I Get them shaved, comb their hair, rawhide J‘ 1595 01:15:49,458 --> 01:15:50,493 J‘ Tie me down, tell me lies J‘ 1596 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,115 J‘ Pull my hair, smack my thighs J‘ 1597 01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:56,243 I With a big wet strap of rawhide J‘ 1598 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:05,285 - Hyah. 1599 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:08,538 Hyah! 1600 01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:11,411 - What is he doing? 1601 01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:12,532 - Hyah, hyah! 1602 01:16:14,417 --> 01:16:16,032 Oh, I'm walking alone. 1603 01:16:16,042 --> 01:16:17,623 - He's drunk, the old shithead. 1604 01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:20,367 - Where'd he get the liquor? - How do I know that? 1605 01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,832 God dammit, we better get him out of there. 1606 01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:28,323 - Is that a happy face? 1607 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:29,163 - Hyah! 1608 01:16:30,458 --> 01:16:31,789 - He's nuts. 1609 01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:34,705 - Stop! 1610 01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,198 Jeff, get him! 1611 01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:37,414 - Cookie! 1612 01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:39,123 - He's throwing our food. 1613 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:40,786 - Well, we'll... - We'll what? 1614 01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:41,622 We'll order out? 1615 01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:52,365 - He's headed for the ravine. 1616 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,831 - I'm sure he sees it. 1617 01:16:58,167 --> 01:16:59,247 - Jump! 1618 01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:15,120 - What can you say about Skyrocket and Buttercup? 1619 01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,786 - Don't say anything. Let's just get out of here. 1620 01:17:16,792 --> 01:17:18,623 - Wait, let's just recap what we've buried so far 1621 01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:19,580 on this trip. 1622 01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:21,448 Trail boss, two horses-- 1623 01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:23,198 - I can't believe we buried horses. 1624 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,244 - Well, the impact really drove them into the ground. 1625 01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,161 We just covered them up with some dirt. 1626 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,369 - How we gonna move the food and the tents? 1627 01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:31,865 - The tents roll up. 1628 01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:35,743 We can pack enough food in our saddlebags to get us there. 1629 01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:36,739 - Okay. 1630 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,035 Let's do it. 1631 01:17:38,042 --> 01:17:39,748 - The problem is Cookie. 1632 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:41,581 Let's not forget his legs are broken. 1633 01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:42,698 - Oh, God, they're gonna shoot him. 1634 01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:43,743 I know it, they're gonna shoot him. 1635 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,206 - Now, we put Cookie on this litter 1636 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,449 so we could get him out of here. 1637 01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:51,030 Both me and T.R. are gonna stay with you all and the herd. 1638 01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:54,239 We're gonna be hitting some pretty rough mountain country. 1639 01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:57,242 There's a town, it's about half a day's ride out of here. 1640 01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:59,081 I can draw a map. 1641 01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:01,324 Somebody's gotta take Cookie. 1642 01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:02,288 Volunteers? 1643 01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:10,328 - I guess Steve and I should go. 1644 01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:12,364 - Why? 1645 01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:15,037 - Because he's injured and we have medical training. 1646 01:18:15,042 --> 01:18:15,872 - Dad, but we're dentists! 1647 01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:17,490 I mean, what are we gonna do, give him a cleaning? 1648 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,742 - We have a better chance of helping him than anyone, son. 1649 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:22,490 - But you're having fun. 1650 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,161 - Ride with me. 1651 01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:26,579 It will still be fun, huh? 1652 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,786 - That's really great of you, Ben, Steve. 1653 01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:31,827 - Yeah, thanks a lot, 1654 01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:32,868 that's great. - Thank you. 1655 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:33,705 - Thanks, Ben. 1656 01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:34,538 - Good luck. 1657 01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:35,657 - Thank you, Dr. Jessup, that's... 1658 01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,498 - We would have gone, but... 1659 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:38,706 - Good. 1660 01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:41,199 I'll make up that map. 1661 01:18:41,208 --> 01:18:42,288 - Hey, look! 1662 01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:44,374 I found where Cookie was hiding his whiskey. 1663 01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:45,455 - You old coot. 1664 01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:46,243 - Hey, Jeff! 1665 01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:50,993 - Shouldn't we do something? 1666 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,490 - Let them have their fun, 1667 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,535 then they'll sleep it off. 1668 01:18:53,542 --> 01:18:54,531 - Swig. 1669 01:18:56,333 --> 01:18:58,699 - I knew it, I knew we couldn't trust these guys. 1670 01:18:58,708 --> 01:18:59,948 - I said, "Tennis camp." 1671 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,119 You said, "Let's drive cattle." 1672 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,661 - Wait a minute, I got an idea. 1673 01:19:08,167 --> 01:19:09,247 - Look at this. 1674 01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,035 - Norman. 1675 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:12,452 Norman. 1676 01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,414 - What are they doing with Norman? 1677 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:17,203 - Mitchy! 1678 01:19:17,208 --> 01:19:19,494 Mitchy, come on out and play. 1679 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:20,580 - Don't go out there. 1680 01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:21,789 - What do you think, I'm nuts? 1681 01:19:24,958 --> 01:19:27,870 - Mitch, do you like calf brains? 1682 01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:32,039 - This is over a cow. 1683 01:19:32,042 --> 01:19:34,124 - Here's your last chance. 1684 01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:35,911 - They're not gonna hurt me. There's too many witnesses. 1685 01:19:35,917 --> 01:19:37,453 - Please be careful. 1686 01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:39,119 - They're just gonna embarrass me. 1687 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:40,955 So I'll let them. 1688 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:48,367 Norman, have you been bothering the cowboys again? 1689 01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:51,032 You know, you raise them, you try 1690 01:19:51,042 --> 01:19:52,282 to teach them right from wrong, 1691 01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,998 but they learn these things from their friends. 1692 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,581 I mean, it's the school systems. 1693 01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:02,660 You're grounded, mister. 1694 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:06,577 These cows today, huh? 1695 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,495 - You pansy-assed bastard. 1696 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,161 - Are you talking to me or Norman? 1697 01:20:15,167 --> 01:20:18,580 - You shit-nosed little faggot. 1698 01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:19,698 - Oh, me? - Mm-hm. 1699 01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,824 - Listen, guys, we have a group of people here 1700 01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:25,869 who came out for a good time, 1701 01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:28,457 and to say the least, it's been a little bit strange. 1702 01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:33,749 But we're counting on you to get us through this. 1703 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:35,957 So I'm asking you, please, 1704 01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:38,620 why don't you just go and sleep it off, huh? 1705 01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:40,788 - Sleep this off! 1706 01:20:48,833 --> 01:20:50,448 Yee-haw! 1707 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,239 - Put the gun down! 1708 01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:05,995 Put down the goddamn gun! 1709 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,661 - Phil. 1710 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,328 - I'm not going to let him bully us anymore. 1711 01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:15,953 My father-in-law's a bully. 1712 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:16,788 - Phil. 1713 01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:17,656 - I hate bullies! 1714 01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:22,289 Because a bully doesn't just beat you up. 1715 01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:25,161 He takes away your dignity. 1716 01:21:25,167 --> 01:21:25,952 - Phil! 1717 01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:27,663 - I hate that. 1718 01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:31,582 I really hate that. 1719 01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:35,823 - Sorry. 1720 01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:48,165 All right, you two assholes, go sleep it off! 1721 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:55,615 And let's have some peace 1722 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:58,537 and quiet around here for Christ's sakes! 1723 01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:01,911 I'm tired! 1724 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,498 I've been under a lot of stress. 1725 01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:05,788 I lost my wife. 1726 01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:07,990 I lost my job. 1727 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:12,989 And I've got some sort of rash from making in the bushes. 1728 01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:21,410 - Are you okay? 1729 01:22:21,417 --> 01:22:22,202 - Yeah. 1730 01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:37,948 - Phil, thanks. 1731 01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:39,073 That was amazing. 1732 01:22:40,583 --> 01:22:41,948 - What? 1733 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:42,993 - You know, uh... 1734 01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:45,160 - Oh, that. 1735 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:47,285 Yeah. 1736 01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:51,411 - Why don't you put the gun down, Phil, hm? 1737 01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:53,953 - Oh, no, you don't have to worry. 1738 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:55,243 I know how to handle a gun. 1739 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:58,540 I used to keep one at the store. 1740 01:22:58,542 --> 01:22:59,497 You know, you lock up late at night, 1741 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,910 there's a lot of cash around. 1742 01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:08,030 You got to make sure that the register totals match the cash 1743 01:23:08,042 --> 01:23:12,991 and checks and the coupons and then you got the order forms 1744 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,786 to fill out for the next day. 1745 01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:16,453 You've got to check the stock. 1746 01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,449 I mean, there's a lot to do there. 1747 01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:21,950 It's a very responsible job. 1748 01:23:28,625 --> 01:23:30,490 Oh, Christ! 1749 01:23:33,292 --> 01:23:35,157 - Oh, Phil. 1750 01:23:35,167 --> 01:23:36,247 Come on, Philly. 1751 01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:37,865 Come on, man, it's not that bad. 1752 01:23:39,167 --> 01:23:40,703 - I'm at a dead end. 1753 01:23:40,708 --> 01:23:43,745 I'm almost 40 years old, I've wasted my life. 1754 01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:46,787 - Yeah, but now you got a chance to start over. 1755 01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:47,577 You know? 1756 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,537 Phil, remember when we were kids? 1757 01:23:53,542 --> 01:23:55,749 And we'd be playing ball and the ball would get stuck up 1758 01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,456 in a tree or something? 1759 01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:59,244 And we'd yell, "Do over!", huh? 1760 01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,114 - Yeah. 1761 01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:02,706 - Your life is a do over. 1762 01:24:03,708 --> 01:24:04,948 You got a clean slate. 1763 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:07,706 - I got no place to live. 1764 01:24:09,167 --> 01:24:11,032 I'm going to get wiped out in the divorce 1765 01:24:11,042 --> 01:24:12,578 because I committed adultery. 1766 01:24:14,292 --> 01:24:16,203 So I may never even see my kids again. 1767 01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:18,868 I'm alone. 1768 01:24:22,542 --> 01:24:23,782 How's that slate look now? 1769 01:24:26,917 --> 01:24:29,533 - Well, the fun continues. 1770 01:24:29,542 --> 01:24:30,577 They're gone. 1771 01:24:30,583 --> 01:24:31,413 - Who? 1772 01:24:31,417 --> 01:24:32,497 - Jeff and T.R. 1773 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:33,660 They skedaddled. 1774 01:24:35,792 --> 01:24:38,374 - They jumped on their horses and took off. 1775 01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:39,831 - They probably thought we'd get them in trouble. 1776 01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:40,993 - Which we would. 1777 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,036 - Does anybody know how to get where we're going? 1778 01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:47,536 - So we're talking death? 1779 01:24:47,542 --> 01:24:49,624 - No, wait, won't Ben and Steve send some help? 1780 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:51,206 - Maybe they won't. 1781 01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:53,915 I mean, when they left, we were still pretty much okay. 1782 01:24:53,917 --> 01:24:55,407 - Still, they might. 1783 01:24:55,417 --> 01:24:56,532 - Might? 1784 01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:59,158 We're hanging our lives on Might! 1785 01:24:59,167 --> 01:25:01,624 - Let's not get hysterical here, okay? 1786 01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:02,614 Calm down. 1787 01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:06,822 Now, for four days, we've been going in this direction. 1788 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,448 I think we keep going in that direction. 1789 01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:09,789 - Isn't that a little vague? 1790 01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:13,742 - Curly said there was a river and a valley. 1791 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,490 We'll just have to do the best we can. 1792 01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:17,786 - So you're saying we can drive this herd? 1793 01:25:17,792 --> 01:25:19,123 - Herd? 1794 01:25:19,125 --> 01:25:20,205 Are you delirious? 1795 01:25:21,125 --> 01:25:23,116 We leave the herd. 1796 01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:24,865 We'll go times as fast without them. 1797 01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:27,369 - Well, yeah, but there's no pasture land up here. 1798 01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:28,911 There's no water. 1799 01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:31,078 I don't think they can survive up here. 1800 01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:33,995 - Well, not to sound cold-hearted, but so-the-hell-what? 1801 01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,699 No, I mean, they give us a trail boss with a coronary, 1802 01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:39,039 they give us a bunch of drunks, 1803 01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:41,624 and we're supposed to worry about the cattle? 1804 01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:43,206 You're a nicer person than I am. 1805 01:25:44,167 --> 01:25:45,122 - No, you're right. 1806 01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:47,782 - Look, the rest of you go ahead. 1807 01:25:47,792 --> 01:25:48,907 I'll drive the herd. 1808 01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:50,407 - What are you talking about? 1809 01:25:50,417 --> 01:25:52,624 - I'm saying I think I can bring in the herd. 1810 01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:53,740 - No, you can't. 1811 01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:54,990 What, are you crazy? 1812 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,490 You couldn't even manage your stores. 1813 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:58,286 You had to bring in your cousin. 1814 01:25:58,292 --> 01:26:01,455 - Mitch, you were right about all the weekend warrior shit. 1815 01:26:01,458 --> 01:26:03,494 The war games, the parachuting. 1816 01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:04,910 That was all bullshit. 1817 01:26:04,917 --> 01:26:06,077 But this is real. 1818 01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:07,198 This is really happening. 1819 01:26:07,208 --> 01:26:09,290 No rules, no games. 1820 01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:10,873 Just, can I do it? 1821 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,160 - It is a game. 1822 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,408 It's your regular game, Ed, don't you see it? 1823 01:26:14,417 --> 01:26:16,248 Am I better than my father? 1824 01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:18,241 Well, you are, okay? 1825 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:19,831 - Look, I need to do this. 1826 01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,243 - It's impossible. 1827 01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:22,285 - I'll do it with you. 1828 01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:26,039 - Phil. 1829 01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:27,657 Phil... 1830 01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:29,999 You have, like, a day's worth of food and water left. 1831 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:30,830 - We'll be all right. 1832 01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:31,663 - Maybe you won't. 1833 01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:33,032 - Well, maybe we will, Mitch. 1834 01:26:33,042 --> 01:26:33,997 Why don't you just accept 1835 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,581 that maybe you don't know what we're going through? 1836 01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:38,165 - I know exactly what you're going through. 1837 01:26:38,167 --> 01:26:39,748 And you think that bringing in this herd 1838 01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:41,240 is gonna make all the broken pieces 1839 01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:42,831 of your life come together? 1840 01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:44,698 - Hey, you don't want to do it, don't do it. 1841 01:26:44,708 --> 01:26:45,868 We want to do it. 1842 01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:46,955 - I'm not doing it. 1843 01:26:46,958 --> 01:26:47,788 - Don't do it. 1844 01:26:47,792 --> 01:26:49,498 I'm not asking you to do it. 1845 01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:50,455 - You have been talking me 1846 01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:52,244 into doing stuff like this my whole life, 1847 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,115 and I am not doing this! 1848 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,035 - What, are you deaf? 1849 01:26:55,042 --> 01:26:56,828 I'm not asking you to do it! 1850 01:26:56,833 --> 01:26:57,618 - Great! 1851 01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:00,118 - Come on, Phil. 1852 01:27:05,583 --> 01:27:06,368 - It's crazy. 1853 01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:34,780 We'll ride out together tomorrow morning, without the herd. 1854 01:27:37,667 --> 01:27:39,248 They can do whatever they want. 1855 01:27:58,667 --> 01:28:01,625 - Come on, we've got cattle to move. 1856 01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:07,448 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1857 01:28:07,458 --> 01:28:09,119 What are you doing? 1858 01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:10,160 - I'm not listening to you! 1859 01:28:10,167 --> 01:28:11,327 - Fine, listen to the cows, then. 1860 01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:13,198 - Goddamn cattle drive! - Just do your job! 1861 01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:15,039 - Don't tell me, I'm not listening to you anymore. 1862 01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:15,997 - Listen to the cows! 1863 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,490 - Come on, you damn little doggies! 1864 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,330 Move it! - Come on, let's go! 1865 01:28:18,333 --> 01:28:20,540 - Hey, stop that! 1866 01:28:20,542 --> 01:28:21,622 Cut that out! 1867 01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:22,740 - Phil, what are you doing? 1868 01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:23,739 - They're not cooperating. 1869 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:25,490 This is like herding my children. 1870 01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:27,036 - You take those, I'll take these. 1871 01:28:27,042 --> 01:28:28,657 - Hey, hey, come back here! 1872 01:28:30,083 --> 01:28:32,039 Hey, stop! 1873 01:28:32,042 --> 01:28:33,157 Stop it! 1874 01:28:33,167 --> 01:28:33,997 Stop! 1875 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,365 Get back here! 1876 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:36,911 Ah, the hell with you! 1877 01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,454 Who needs you, anyway?! 1878 01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:45,740 What the heck! 1879 01:28:47,417 --> 01:28:48,873 How did I do that? 1880 01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:54,206 Hey, Mitch! 1881 01:28:59,167 --> 01:28:59,997 It's Mitch! 1882 01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:02,414 Mitchy the Kid! 1883 01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:05,375 - Curly said there's nothing like bringing in the herd. 1884 01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:18,448 - Nice hat, partner. 1885 01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:23,288 Come on. 1886 01:29:23,292 --> 01:29:25,203 - Hey, there's my little man. 1887 01:29:25,208 --> 01:29:27,824 Sorry I was late, but there was so much traffic. 1888 01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:28,788 Let's go, hyah! 1889 01:29:34,417 --> 01:29:37,580 There's nothing to be ashamed of, I had the same problem. 1890 01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:38,663 - Didn't you feel stupid? 1891 01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:40,248 I mean... 1892 01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,912 Didn't you feel inadequate? 1893 01:29:42,917 --> 01:29:45,374 - Yeah, for a while, but then I overcame it. 1894 01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:47,664 Can I explain it you again? 1895 01:29:47,667 --> 01:29:49,828 I mean, promise me you won't get upset. 1896 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:51,289 - Okay. 1897 01:29:51,292 --> 01:29:52,748 It's not going to do any good. 1898 01:29:53,667 --> 01:29:54,577 - Okay. 1899 01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:56,244 If you want to watch one show, 1900 01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:58,206 but record another show at the same time, 1901 01:29:58,208 --> 01:30:00,870 the television set does not have to be on channel three. 1902 01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:01,705 - It does. 1903 01:30:01,708 --> 01:30:02,538 - No, it doesn't. - It does. 1904 01:30:02,542 --> 01:30:03,782 - No, if you're watching what you're recording, 1905 01:30:03,792 --> 01:30:04,998 then it has to be on three. 1906 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,412 - Wait, the TV or the machine? 1907 01:30:07,417 --> 01:30:08,748 - The TV. 1908 01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:09,990 - You're saying I can record something 1909 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:10,955 I'm not even watching? 1910 01:30:10,958 --> 01:30:11,993 - Yes, that's the point. 1911 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:14,366 You don't even need a TV to record. 1912 01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:15,205 - How would I see it? 1913 01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:17,415 - Well, to see it, you need a TV, but-- 1914 01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:18,247 - Shut up. 1915 01:30:18,250 --> 01:30:19,080 Just shut up! 1916 01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,539 He doesn't get it! 1917 01:30:20,542 --> 01:30:21,907 He'll never get it. 1918 01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,032 It's been four hours. 1919 01:30:23,042 --> 01:30:25,374 The cows can tape something by now. 1920 01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:27,832 Forget about it, please! 1921 01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,240 - How do you do the clock? 1922 01:30:31,250 --> 01:30:32,205 - You're dead. 1923 01:30:32,208 --> 01:30:33,038 You are dead! 1924 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,615 - Ya, ya, ya, ya! 1925 01:30:58,833 --> 01:30:59,663 Let's go! 1926 01:30:59,667 --> 01:31:01,953 Come on, Norman, keep up, boy, keep up! 1927 01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:03,073 Norman, 1928 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:03,947 stay with the class. 1929 01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:05,118 Come on, boy! 1930 01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:05,989 - Oh, shit. 1931 01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:08,782 - What do we do now? 1932 01:31:08,792 --> 01:31:10,453 - Like I should know? 1933 01:31:10,458 --> 01:31:11,914 - Come on, let's keep the herd together. 1934 01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:13,032 - Yeah, let's go. 1935 01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:14,703 Norman, hello! 1936 01:31:14,708 --> 01:31:15,663 Let's go, Norman. 1937 01:31:15,667 --> 01:31:17,908 Norman, what are you, Gene Kelly? 1938 01:31:17,917 --> 01:31:18,997 Let's go. 1939 01:31:30,917 --> 01:31:31,747 Ah! 1940 01:31:31,750 --> 01:31:34,366 Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy boy! 1941 01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:37,580 Move it! 1942 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:38,368 Go, go! 1943 01:31:49,250 --> 01:31:50,490 - We're doing great, guys. 1944 01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:51,489 We're driving them. 1945 01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,865 - Oh, that's perfect. 1946 01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:54,581 We're lost, but we're making good time. 1947 01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:55,789 - This is the way, guys. 1948 01:31:55,792 --> 01:31:57,157 I can feel it. 1949 01:32:15,417 --> 01:32:16,953 - Is there a way around? 1950 01:32:16,958 --> 01:32:18,164 - That could be 100 miles. 1951 01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:19,532 It could take days. 1952 01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:21,498 - Is this supposed to be here? 1953 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:24,697 - There's probably an easy place to cross, but we missed it. 1954 01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:27,074 - This could be the easy place! 1955 01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:28,368 - Oh, God. 1956 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:30,366 - Look, we did the best we could. 1957 01:32:30,375 --> 01:32:33,208 Let's just leave the herd and get the hell out of here, huh? 1958 01:32:33,208 --> 01:32:34,869 - No- 1959 01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:37,207 A cowboy doesn't leave his herd. 1960 01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:39,665 - You are a sporting goods salesman! 1961 01:32:42,167 --> 01:32:43,373 - Not today. 1962 01:32:49,458 --> 01:32:50,288 Easy. 1963 01:32:50,292 --> 01:32:51,281 Okay. 1964 01:32:51,292 --> 01:32:53,328 I'm gonna lean back. 1965 01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:56,655 I started this, and I'm going to finish it. 1966 01:32:56,667 --> 01:32:58,453 I'm going to finish it. 1967 01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:08,119 It's fast, but it's not deep. 1968 01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:10,161 Come on, bring them down! 1969 01:33:11,292 --> 01:33:12,077 Come on! 1970 01:33:13,042 --> 01:33:14,031 Let's go! 1971 01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:20,660 - Oh, God. 1972 01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:24,707 - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! 1973 01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,824 Move it, move it, move it! 1974 01:33:28,417 --> 01:33:29,702 Come on. 1975 01:33:29,708 --> 01:33:30,493 Come on. 1976 01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:32,285 Yeah. 1977 01:33:34,167 --> 01:33:35,282 - Come on! 1978 01:33:35,292 --> 01:33:36,452 Come on! 1979 01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:46,413 - Come on, move! 1980 01:33:46,417 --> 01:33:47,372 Move it! 1981 01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,956 Come on! 1982 01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:53,494 - Come on, move it! 1983 01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,285 Yah, yah! 1984 01:33:55,667 --> 01:33:57,623 - Move it, cow, come on! 1985 01:33:58,750 --> 01:34:02,618 Whoa! 1986 01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:04,240 Shit! 1987 01:34:04,250 --> 01:34:05,706 - Ya! 1988 01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:06,538 Come on! 1989 01:34:06,542 --> 01:34:08,203 Come on, let's move it! 1990 01:34:08,208 --> 01:34:09,414 Get over there. 1991 01:34:11,167 --> 01:34:12,623 - Come on! 1992 01:34:15,083 --> 01:34:16,198 - Ya, ya! 1993 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:20,660 - Come on, boys! 1994 01:34:20,667 --> 01:34:21,702 Come on, now. 1995 01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:22,868 Move it! 1996 01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:23,864 Moo, cow! 1997 01:34:23,875 --> 01:34:25,115 - Go, baby! 1998 01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:25,955 Go, baby! 1999 01:34:25,958 --> 01:34:30,748 - Phil, I'm 39 and I'm saying moo cow in a river. 2000 01:34:30,750 --> 01:34:32,160 Do you believe this? 2001 01:34:33,417 --> 01:34:34,577 - We did it! 2002 01:34:34,583 --> 01:34:35,698 - Hey! 2003 01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:40,949 - Ya, ya, come on! 2004 01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:43,205 Ya, come on! 2005 01:34:47,917 --> 01:34:49,623 Yeah, baby, woo, woo! 2006 01:34:50,958 --> 01:34:51,743 - Ya! 2007 01:34:56,667 --> 01:34:57,577 Here we go! 2008 01:35:03,292 --> 01:35:04,327 - Norman! 2009 01:35:06,667 --> 01:35:07,827 Oh, God. 2010 01:35:07,833 --> 01:35:08,663 Hyah! 2011 01:35:17,083 --> 01:35:18,744 Hyah, hyah. 2012 01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:20,081 Come on, come on. 2013 01:35:27,875 --> 01:35:28,660 Yeah! 2014 01:35:43,292 --> 01:35:44,122 Whoa! 2015 01:35:53,708 --> 01:35:54,493 Norman! 2016 01:35:57,917 --> 01:35:58,702 Norman! 2017 01:36:01,792 --> 01:36:03,032 Norman! 2018 01:36:03,042 --> 01:36:03,827 Norman! 2019 01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:06,243 Norman! 2020 01:36:10,667 --> 01:36:11,452 Got you. 2021 01:36:12,750 --> 01:36:13,580 Help! 2022 01:36:13,583 --> 01:36:14,618 - Oh, my God. 2023 01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:15,489 Mitch! 2024 01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:16,330 Hey, Ed! 2025 01:36:16,333 --> 01:36:17,493 - Help! 2026 01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:18,285 Help me! 2027 01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:21,823 - Hyah, hyah! 2028 01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:22,618 - Oh, no! 2029 01:36:28,583 --> 01:36:29,368 - Mitch! 2030 01:36:48,417 --> 01:36:49,281 - Oh, Shit! 2031 01:37:15,250 --> 01:37:16,285 - Mitch! 2032 01:37:21,292 --> 01:37:22,077 Mitch! 2033 01:37:23,292 --> 01:37:25,704 - I'm coming! 2034 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:26,572 I'm c o ming! 2035 01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:32,365 Help, help! 2036 01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:35,082 - I got you, I got you! 2037 01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:36,368 Come on, come on! 2038 01:37:36,375 --> 01:37:37,865 Come on, come on! 2039 01:37:37,875 --> 01:37:39,740 Come on, come on, come on! 2040 01:37:43,250 --> 01:37:44,160 - I've got you. 2041 01:37:44,167 --> 01:37:45,623 I've got you. 2042 01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:57,788 - Give me your hand! 2043 01:37:57,792 --> 01:37:59,328 Give me your hand! 2044 01:38:06,792 --> 01:38:08,077 - You're crazy. 2045 01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:10,324 You talk about me, but you're crazy. 2046 01:38:12,167 --> 01:38:13,498 - You could have been killed! 2047 01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:15,081 - We almost lost you, pal. 2048 01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:25,868 - Nice catch. 2049 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:30,786 It was like Mays in the '54 World Series. 2050 01:38:31,875 --> 01:38:33,581 - Vic Wertz. - Vic Wertz. 2051 01:39:51,333 --> 01:39:52,573 - Let's bring them in. 2052 01:39:52,583 --> 01:39:53,789 - Yee-haw! 2053 01:39:53,792 --> 01:39:54,952 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 2054 01:40:03,917 --> 01:40:05,953 - Great gobs of goose shit! 2055 01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:07,955 - It's them! 2056 01:40:07,958 --> 01:40:09,664 Ira, Ira, camera, camera! 2057 01:40:11,292 --> 01:40:12,452 - Yahoo! 2058 01:40:12,458 --> 01:40:13,994 Yeah! 2059 01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:09,830 - Come on! 2060 01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:10,788 Yeah! 2061 01:41:10,792 --> 01:41:11,577 - Yeah! 2062 01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:21,580 - Mitch! 2063 01:41:26,042 --> 01:41:27,157 - Yahoo! 2064 01:41:27,167 --> 01:41:28,407 - Hey, the drinks! 2065 01:41:32,917 --> 01:41:34,282 - Way to go, guys. 2066 01:41:41,667 --> 01:41:43,783 - All right. 2067 01:41:43,792 --> 01:41:45,783 - You did great. 2068 01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:47,578 - Oh, Lordy, Lord, Lord. 2069 01:41:52,167 --> 01:41:53,247 - Here's your herd. 2070 01:41:53,250 --> 01:41:56,322 - I'm telling you, I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters. 2071 01:41:56,333 --> 01:41:58,699 We had a search party out looking for you boys. 2072 01:41:58,708 --> 01:42:00,539 - They didn't find us. 2073 01:42:00,542 --> 01:42:03,158 - Un-by-God-believable! 2074 01:42:03,167 --> 01:42:05,123 Bunch of tenderfeet bringing in a herd like that. 2075 01:42:05,125 --> 01:42:07,537 Two weeks ago, you boys were as worthless as hen shit 2076 01:42:07,542 --> 01:42:08,952 on a pump handle. 2077 01:42:08,958 --> 01:42:09,913 And look at you now. 2078 01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,082 I'm giving your money back! 2079 01:42:13,083 --> 01:42:14,198 Oh, this one's on me. 2080 01:42:14,208 --> 01:42:16,324 - Now you're talking, Clay! 2081 01:42:16,333 --> 01:42:17,448 - Hey, uh-- - That's right. 2082 01:42:17,458 --> 01:42:18,573 - Instead of the money, you think 2083 01:42:18,583 --> 01:42:20,448 that my dad and I could come back 2084 01:42:20,458 --> 01:42:23,370 and take the cattle back to New Mexico? 2085 01:42:23,375 --> 01:42:24,239 - Really, son? 2086 01:42:24,250 --> 01:42:26,206 - Ordinarily, that'd be great, 2087 01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:28,449 but this herd's not going back. 2088 01:42:28,458 --> 01:42:29,698 - What do you mean? 2089 01:42:29,708 --> 01:42:31,949 - I'm getting top dollar from the meat company. 2090 01:42:33,625 --> 01:42:35,286 - You mean these cows are... 2091 01:42:35,292 --> 01:42:37,408 - I thought you just moved them back and forth? 2092 01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:40,079 - Usually do, but prices are sky high, 2093 01:42:40,083 --> 01:42:41,198 and I can't pass it up. 2094 01:42:47,208 --> 01:42:48,744 Look, folks, it's not like any 2095 01:42:48,750 --> 01:42:51,036 of them have a lot to live for. 2096 01:42:51,042 --> 01:42:53,124 They don't have much of a life, anyway. 2097 01:42:53,125 --> 01:42:55,582 - Neither does Phil, but we're not prepared to eat him. 2098 01:42:55,583 --> 01:42:56,948 - That's right. 2099 01:42:56,958 --> 01:42:58,949 - This is our business, son. 2100 01:42:58,958 --> 01:43:01,074 This is not an endangered species. 2101 01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:05,082 It's what these animals are bred for. 2102 01:43:05,083 --> 01:43:07,449 All that meat under cellophane in the supermarket, 2103 01:43:07,458 --> 01:43:09,574 where do you think that comes from? 2104 01:43:09,583 --> 01:43:11,039 Come on, fellows, just relax. 2105 01:43:11,958 --> 01:43:14,324 You've done real good, cowboys. 2106 01:43:14,333 --> 01:43:15,288 Let's get some grub. 2107 01:43:16,708 --> 01:43:18,949 - Bet you guys could use a nap? 2108 01:43:21,125 --> 01:43:21,955 You look dirty. 2109 01:43:21,958 --> 01:43:22,788 - Did you mean that, son? 2110 01:43:23,958 --> 01:43:27,655 - Yeah, we'll come back that's great. 2111 01:43:33,375 --> 01:43:34,706 - These cows trusted us. 2112 01:43:35,833 --> 01:43:36,868 - They trusted us? 2113 01:43:37,917 --> 01:43:39,453 They don't even know us! 2114 01:43:39,458 --> 01:43:42,200 They followed us because we yelled Yah! 2115 01:43:42,208 --> 01:43:43,618 They're cattle. 2116 01:44:36,292 --> 01:44:37,873 - What? 2117 01:45:15,458 --> 01:45:17,790 - I've got to stop being a schmuck. 2118 01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:20,285 You know, you were right, Mitch. 2119 01:45:21,333 --> 01:45:22,618 My life is a do over. 2120 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:26,206 It's time to get started. 2121 01:45:27,792 --> 01:45:28,577 - I hope I can help. 2122 01:45:31,917 --> 01:45:32,997 - I'm going to go home 2123 01:45:34,250 --> 01:45:36,332 and I'm going to get Kim pregnant. 2124 01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:37,743 - I hope I can help. 2125 01:45:37,750 --> 01:45:42,699 - Oh, Mitchy the Kid's in trouble. 2126 01:45:43,250 --> 01:45:44,410 What about you? 2127 01:45:44,417 --> 01:45:45,907 - Hm? 2128 01:45:45,917 --> 01:45:47,657 - You going to be okay? 2129 01:45:47,667 --> 01:45:49,828 - Yeah, because I know what he meant. 2130 01:45:49,833 --> 01:45:50,663 - Who? 2131 01:45:50,667 --> 01:45:51,827 - Curly. 2132 01:45:51,833 --> 01:45:53,198 I know what this is. 2133 01:45:53,208 --> 01:45:54,243 - What? 2134 01:45:54,250 --> 01:45:55,205 - That's what you have to figure out. 2135 01:45:55,208 --> 01:45:56,948 - I'm going to deck you, pal. 2136 01:45:56,958 --> 01:45:58,198 - No, that's what it is. 2137 01:45:58,208 --> 01:45:59,823 It's something different for everybody. 2138 01:45:59,833 --> 01:46:02,074 It's whatever's most important to you. 2139 01:46:02,083 --> 01:46:04,574 For me, when I was in the river, 2140 01:46:04,583 --> 01:46:06,665 I was only thinking about one thing. 2141 01:46:06,667 --> 01:46:09,249 All that other stuff just went away. 2142 01:46:09,250 --> 01:46:11,036 Only one thing really mattered to me. 2143 01:46:12,792 --> 01:46:13,656 - Dad! 2144 01:46:13,667 --> 01:46:15,703 - Daddy, you're home! 2145 01:46:18,917 --> 01:46:20,077 - Oh, God. 2146 01:46:20,083 --> 01:46:21,072 - I love you. 2147 01:46:22,833 --> 01:46:23,868 - These faces. 2148 01:46:23,875 --> 01:46:25,081 I missed these faces. 2149 01:46:25,083 --> 01:46:26,414 - We missed you too, Dad. 2150 01:46:26,417 --> 01:46:27,702 - It's no fun without you. 2151 01:46:28,917 --> 01:46:29,872 - Hey, buckaroos. 2152 01:46:32,208 --> 01:46:34,164 Next year, the North Pole. 2153 01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:34,997 - What? 2154 01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:37,082 - We hire dog sleds and we follow the same route 2155 01:46:37,083 --> 01:46:38,493 as Admiral Byrd. 2156 01:46:38,500 --> 01:46:39,580 - Uh-huh. 2157 01:46:39,583 --> 01:46:42,700 Next Tuesday, coffee and cake. 2158 01:46:42,708 --> 01:46:43,868 - Better. 2159 01:46:43,875 --> 01:46:45,081 Come here. 2160 01:46:49,708 --> 01:46:50,663 - Hey, Phil! 2161 01:46:50,667 --> 01:46:51,998 You need a ride? 2162 01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:53,240 - No, thanks, I got a cab. 2163 01:47:09,708 --> 01:47:11,744 - So, how are you? 2164 01:47:11,750 --> 01:47:12,785 - Good. 2165 01:47:12,792 --> 01:47:14,453 Things are good. 2166 01:47:14,458 --> 01:47:15,322 Look what I found. 2167 01:47:18,167 --> 01:47:20,032 - Mm, that's nice. 2168 01:47:20,042 --> 01:47:21,282 Where was it? 2169 01:47:21,292 --> 01:47:22,828 - Colorado. 2170 01:47:22,833 --> 01:47:24,824 I mean, it's always the last place you look. 2171 01:47:26,917 --> 01:47:28,407 - Mitch, I've been thinking. 2172 01:47:29,667 --> 01:47:32,659 If you really hate your job, why don't you get out of there? 2173 01:47:32,667 --> 01:47:33,577 We'll be all right. 2174 01:47:34,625 --> 01:47:35,535 - No- 2175 01:47:35,542 --> 01:47:37,123 I'm not going to quit my job. 2176 01:47:37,125 --> 01:47:38,661 I'm just going to do it better. 2177 01:47:38,667 --> 01:47:40,328 I'm going to do everything better. 2178 01:47:41,833 --> 01:47:43,164 - Everything? 2179 01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:00,743 - See? 2180 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,365 - Oh, I missed you. 2181 01:48:03,375 --> 01:48:04,706 - I missed you, too. 2182 01:48:06,167 --> 01:48:07,077 - Let's go home. 2183 01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:10,787 - Today is my best day. 2184 01:48:16,875 --> 01:48:17,660 - Mr. Robbins! 2185 01:48:18,708 --> 01:48:20,289 - Yeah, right here. 2186 01:48:21,958 --> 01:48:22,743 This is great. 2187 01:48:25,042 --> 01:48:26,748 There you go, thanks. 2188 01:48:27,667 --> 01:48:29,498 - What, did you get a dog? 2189 01:48:29,500 --> 01:48:31,661 - We got a dog? - All right! 2190 01:48:31,667 --> 01:48:32,998 - Come on, little man. 2191 01:48:36,375 --> 01:48:38,957 Everyone, this is Norman. 2192 01:48:41,250 --> 01:48:42,706 - It's a cow. 2193 01:48:42,708 --> 01:48:46,075 - Uh, he's a calf, actually. 2194 01:48:46,083 --> 01:48:46,868 - Mitch! 2195 01:48:47,917 --> 01:48:49,953 You're going to put him in the van? 2196 01:48:49,958 --> 01:48:51,949 - Oh, yeah, and then the den. 2197 01:48:51,958 --> 01:48:52,788 - Mitch, you're not going 2198 01:48:52,792 --> 01:48:53,872 to take him home. 2199 01:48:53,875 --> 01:48:55,786 - See, kids, he just said hellooo. 2200 01:48:56,875 --> 01:48:58,957 Well, just for a little while. 2201 01:48:58,958 --> 01:49:00,448 Then we'll put him in a petting zoo, 2202 01:49:00,458 --> 01:49:01,743 so he can be with your mother. 2203 01:49:01,750 --> 01:49:02,956 - Mitch! 2204 01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:05,830 - I'm kidding. 2205 01:49:05,833 --> 01:49:07,414 I'm just kidding! - All right. 2206 01:49:11,208 --> 01:49:12,163 - All right. 2207 01:49:13,917 --> 01:49:15,782 Okay, seat belts, Norman, seat belts. 2208 01:49:15,792 --> 01:49:16,907 - Mitch! 2209 01:49:16,917 --> 01:49:18,373 - I hope you went to the bathroom, mister. 2210 01:49:18,375 --> 01:49:20,206 We got a long ride. 2211 01:49:20,208 --> 01:49:21,038 - Mitch. 2212 01:49:21,042 --> 01:49:22,282 - Let's go home. 2213 01:49:22,292 --> 01:49:23,247 Ah! 2214 01:50:16,375 --> 01:50:19,993 J‘ Where did my heart 90 J‘ 2215 01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:23,572 J‘ When did it lose the way I 2216 01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:26,290 J‘ How did I let J‘ 2217 01:50:26,292 --> 01:50:31,241 J‘ You slip away J‘ 2218 01:50:32,208 --> 01:50:37,157 J‘ Why is it so hard to say J‘ 2219 01:50:38,125 --> 01:50:41,697 J‘ Words that might touch you J‘ 2220 01:50:41,708 --> 01:50:45,280 J‘ Make you believe that I'm J‘ 2221 01:50:45,292 --> 01:50:48,250 I More than it seems I 2222 01:50:48,250 --> 01:50:52,539 J‘ That I am today I 2223 01:50:52,542 --> 01:50:55,909 II can run J‘ 2224 01:50:55,917 --> 01:50:59,705 I But I can't hide J‘ 2225 01:50:59,708 --> 01:51:02,905 J‘ All these dreams J‘ 2226 01:51:02,917 --> 01:51:06,535 J‘ That I keep inside J‘ 2227 01:51:06,542 --> 01:51:11,366 J‘ Now, it's gonna take a while I 2228 01:51:11,375 --> 01:51:15,618 J‘ But I've got to learn to smile J‘ 2229 01:51:15,625 --> 01:51:17,581 J‘ Again I 2230 01:51:28,750 --> 01:51:32,288 J‘ Once it was easy J‘ 2231 01:51:32,292 --> 01:51:35,910 J‘ I never had to try J‘ 2232 01:51:35,917 --> 01:51:38,624 J‘ I never had J‘ 2233 01:51:38,625 --> 01:51:43,574 J‘To say a lie J‘ 2234 01:51:44,583 --> 01:51:49,532 J‘ Never thought I'd see you cry J‘ 2235 01:51:50,292 --> 01:51:53,955 J‘ But now I know better J‘ 2236 01:51:53,958 --> 01:51:57,405 J‘ I've got to find a way J‘ 2237 01:51:57,417 --> 01:52:02,116 J‘ I don't wanna hear you say J‘ 2238 01:52:02,125 --> 01:52:04,912 J‘ Goodbye J‘ 2239 01:52:04,917 --> 01:52:08,205 II can run J‘ 2240 01:52:08,208 --> 01:52:11,996 I But I can't hide J‘ 2241 01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:15,163 J‘ All these dreams J‘ 2242 01:52:15,167 --> 01:52:18,864 J‘ That I keep inside J‘ 2243 01:52:18,875 --> 01:52:23,699 J‘ Now, it's gonna take a while I 2244 01:52:23,708 --> 01:52:27,906 J‘ But I've got to learn to smile J‘ 2245 01:52:27,917 --> 01:52:30,659 J‘ Again I 2246 01:52:30,667 --> 01:52:33,500 J‘ I've got to find the smile I 2247 01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:37,618 J‘ That fills your heart with laughter J‘ 2248 01:52:37,625 --> 01:52:40,788 J‘ I don't wanna find a way J‘ 2249 01:52:40,792 --> 01:52:45,741 I To get along after you I 2250 01:52:47,333 --> 01:52:51,372 J‘ I wanna be the man J‘ 2251 01:52:51,375 --> 01:52:53,991 J‘ That you knew J‘ 2252 01:53:07,708 --> 01:53:12,577 J‘ Now it's gonna take a while J‘ 2253 01:53:12,583 --> 01:53:16,872 J‘ But I've got to learn to smile J‘ 2254 01:53:16,875 --> 01:53:18,831 J‘ Again I 150200

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