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- [KETTLE BEEPS]
- Initiating boiling.
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We interrupt this broadcast
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- with breaking news.
- What?
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Presidential mistress
accused of human trafficking.
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- Hey, Mom.
- What's going on
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- with the President?
- That already happened.
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Old news, Mom.
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Anyway, Mom, you've gotta
watch this show...
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But there were so many.
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Grandma, you said you would
be a guest on my podcast.
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The questions you ask are too intimate.
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[KETTLE STEAMING LOUDLY]
What's happening
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with the squirrels?
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It's all a government lie,
which you would know,
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if you would listen to my podcast!
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- Grandma. Grandma!
- I am ready. I am ready.
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[SCREAMS]
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Content fatigue,
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it's real and it's a problem.
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Millions suffer from the anxiety,
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inability to focus, and irritability
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brought on by mild to moderate CF,
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and it's even worse for us seniors.
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Did you know the brain
of an average 60-year-old
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can only hold 150
narrative content streams?
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That's half the NCS
of somebody in their 30s.
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[CHUCKLES] No wonder
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it's so darn overwhelming for us.
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Sure, we could just watch less content,
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but in these ever-changing times,
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why should we get left behind?
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CholEra relaxes the folds of your brain
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so it can take more content,
and take it deep.
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Don't let the fast-paced
modern world get away from you.
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Keep up with CholEra.
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CholEra's not habit forming.
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Side effects include
irregular heartbeat,
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blurred vision, nausea, and vomiting,
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stomach pain, constipation,
gas, indigestion,
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and loose stools, dry mouth,
altered taste buds,
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and changes in appetite,
sleepiness, trouble sleeping,
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or vivid and unusual dreams
about teeth,
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frequent stools, changes in mood,
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thoughts of killing yourself or others,
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and explosive stools.
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I keep up with CholEra.
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[SOFT GUITAR MUSIC]
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When I first took the job
of commissioner,
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a lot of people,
and I mean a lot of people,
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they told me it was really a bad idea.
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They said that baseball was
already dead
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and just lying there, bloated
by the side of the river,
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and I was just some
emotionally troubled kid
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driven to poke at it with a stick
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out of my own morbid curiosity.
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Now...
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If you're not used to
that particular brand
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of risqu� humor coming
from your commissioner,
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get ready, people,
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because baseball's original
bad boy is back,
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and I am ready
to cause trouble, America.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[CLEARS THROAT] Okay, look,
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it's my pleasure to announce that today
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is the first day of baseball 2.0.
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[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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? ?
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Baseball 2.0. [ECHOES]
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So are you shortening games, or...
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We're gonna do better than that!
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We're giving the batters
different colored bats.
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That's right!
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Say good-bye
to baseball's biggest problem,
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those dull and colorless bats,
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and say hello to my friend Batty.
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Come on up here.
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Look how happy he is.
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He's happy 'cause we got new colors.
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Although, he's still
in the traditional color.
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So the only change is
that batters get to pick
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whatever color bat
they wanna go to bat with?
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Well, no, they get to choose
from five pre-approved,
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officially exciting MLB bat colors.
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Help me out here, Batty.
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P... Batty, pull the thing off.
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Like we rehearsed.
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Thank you, Batty.
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So we got wood, dark wood,
mountain blue,
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rose gold, and Pete Rose red,
my personal favorite.
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Dark wood and mountain blue,
they look exactly alike.
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Well, I've been assured that
they are actually different.
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Finally,
the players get to show off their
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colorful personalities.
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Provided, of course,
they choose a bat different
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from the player before them,
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and different from the one after them
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in the on-deck circle,
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who, for some reason
that I don't quite understand,
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gets his first choice of bat.
But you know what?
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Let's not focus on the many,
many, many, many rules
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about the new bats;
let's have a little bit of fun.
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All right?
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Here we go, Batty, help me out here.
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Batty? Oh, boy.
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How 'bout being
a goddamn professional, sir?
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It's Batty's first day, he's still...
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He's still getting acclimated.
You ready?
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And a one, and a two, and away we go.
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? Bats, bats, so many colors ?
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? Bats, different than the other ?
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Big finish now.
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Bats!
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Remember, above the head, Batty.
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There ya go! Bats!
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Jim, do you need anything?
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Yeah, chemical shower,
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'cause that was the worst thing
I've ever done in my life,
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and I once went
to a Scientology jazz brunch.
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Early numbers show
we're down 20% from last year.
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The bad flu season plus
the rolling Medicare outages
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have put a dent in our fan interest,
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since so many of our fans are now dead.
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Well, that's gonna be the problem
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when their median age is 73,
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- isn't it?
- Mm-mm, 69 now.
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In demographics, it's known
as a reaper's cull.
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Reaper's cull, huh?
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Boy, oh, boy, I'll tell you what.
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We gotta get ourselves some new fans,
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and I know it's possible.
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I raised a young, enthusiastic,
and engaged baseball fan...
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And speak of the angel, here she is.
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- Hey, darling.
- Oh, my God,
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I saw your bat dance online.
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How did you defile the dignity
of the commissioner's office
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on your very first day?
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And I love you too, sweetheart.
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Hi, Beth. I love your hair.
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Oh, thank you. Hmm.
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Thanks.
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- Hey, Beth.
- Hi.
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Uncle Charles, what's up?
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- How's film school?
- Oh, it's good,
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but NYU changed the name of the program
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to content-pod creation.
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- Ugh.
- I'm sure they did.
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- I'm sure your dad loves that.
- Ugh!
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Yeah, he's never mentioned it.
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You know how restrained he is.
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[BAT SMACKS ON TV]
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Nice play.
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- Yeah, I'm out.
- Oh, you just got here.
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Hate baseball, love you guys, though.
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Eh, Charles.
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The game started, like, an hour ago.
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How's it still in the first inning?
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That's how.
Pick a bat, there are only six!
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Please. [CHUCKLES]
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Important thing is,
we're here together, yeah?
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- Happy holidays.
- Happy holidays.
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Bet you're wondering
what we meant there
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by "holidays."
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Sure, yeah.
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W-when we first became
a family, I was determined
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that we'd have
some traditions of our own,
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so I decided to make
opening day part Christmas,
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part Fourth of July,
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and 100% Brockmire.
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Right, I mean,
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makes about as much
sense as Jesus Egg Day
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and Jesus Tree Day.
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Still hasn't chosen a bat.
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I don't understand what's happening.
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- Happy opening day.
- Thanks.
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See you later.
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Pick a bat, pick a bat.
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Okay, old man.
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- Here you go.
- Ah.
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Opening day gift.
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My favorite.
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- It's a "Limen"
- Limon.
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- A Limon.
- See the...
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Okay... oh, look, it's a little lemon.
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Yeah, it's this amazing,
new digital assistant.
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Oh, oh, I see.
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- You hate it?
- No, no, no.
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I love it, it's just.
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Haven't we had some
kinda corporate spyware
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in our living room for years now?
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I mean, why is this
little guy so different?
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So it's the algorithm
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So if Google's like a chainsaw,
Limon's like a scalpel.
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- Right.
- It predicts all your needs,
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it adapts to your whims,
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and it learns at, like,
an exponential rate.
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Smarter robots,
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and our dystopia is now complete.
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Thank you. All right.
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Here's yours.
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Ta-da.
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It's from the first ballgame
that we ever saw together.
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Those are our ticket stubs
and that's the scorecard.
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You got everybody to sign it?
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Even McCabe? Isn't McCabe, like, a...
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In jail for killing his
brother, he most certainly is.
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I had to go to Angola prison
in Louisiana, but anywhoodles,
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pens and pencils are considered
murder weapons in there,
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so we had to etch his name
into it with his fingernail.
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It was a hell of a thing.
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Wow, gonna make
a great conversation piece.
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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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Where am I gonna hang this in my room?
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Well, I have several thoughts...
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Yeah, actually, Dad,
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I, uh, I wanted to talk to you
about that.
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I wanna live on campus.
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Campus is 27 blocks away,
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how am I gonna do your hair
every morning?
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I mean,
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I guess I could get up
early to beat the traffic,
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and do it while you slept,
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but, boy, that's gonna limit
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- my style options, isn't it?
- I'm...
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I'm still gonna see you all the time.
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I personally think that
a little bit of space
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might be good for us, right?
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No, and it's going to be
absolutely horrible.
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[SMOOTH INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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Jim, your car's almost here.
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You should eat something.
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Let me make you some tea.
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I don't want any tea.
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Come on, you can take it
to go if you want.
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I said I don't want any tea,
God damn it.
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Someone's a grumpy Gus.
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I'm glad you're seeing Beth today.
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Just try not to smother her.
You know it drives her crazy.
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I don't smother her.
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I have an all encompassing love
for her,
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which from the outside
might seem kinda constricting,
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but, from the inside
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- it's actually quite warm and...
- Sure.
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You know what, I don't have
to explain myself to you, Limon.
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Jesus, you don't even
understand emotion.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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Now please have some eggs.
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I don't want any eggs,
but I'd love to know
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how you made the goddamn eggs.
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- Jesus.
- How's the tea?
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Oh, you know very well
it's frickin' delicious,
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but you know what, Limon,
you don't know everything.
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[TOGETHER] Alfalfa.
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[TOGETHER] Dragoon.
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[TOGETHER] Vermillion.
255
00:09:00,718 --> 00:09:02,082
- Dictionary.
- Thesaurus. Ha!
256
00:09:02,254 --> 00:09:03,800
Not so smart, now, are you?
257
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,779
You're right. You got me.
258
00:09:05,828 --> 00:09:07,325
Jim, you're so smart.
259
00:09:07,417 --> 00:09:08,669
Hang on a second,
260
00:09:08,718 --> 00:09:10,320
did you get that last
one wrong on purpose
261
00:09:10,369 --> 00:09:12,246
so I would feel better
and eat something?
262
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,974
Oh, Jim, now you know me too well.
263
00:09:15,047 --> 00:09:18,315
Jesus Christ,
that is absolutely terrifying.
264
00:09:18,481 --> 00:09:20,516
I mean, how'd you make 'em
in the first place?
265
00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,230
Have a nice opening day.
266
00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:26,089
[ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC]
267
00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:28,142
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
268
00:09:28,191 --> 00:09:29,845
Liz, order me some eggs?
269
00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:32,047
I got in a fight with my Limon
this morning.
270
00:09:32,095 --> 00:09:33,697
It turned into a whole big thing.
271
00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:35,199
Wait, hold on a second, wait,
272
00:09:35,248 --> 00:09:37,522
Now, they... it snuck a Luna bar
into my pocket.
273
00:09:37,571 --> 00:09:38,840
Christ, how does it do that?
274
00:09:38,889 --> 00:09:40,493
Hey, happy opening day,
275
00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:41,823
- my darling.
- Hey, happy opening day.
276
00:09:41,871 --> 00:09:42,785
Hey.
277
00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:44,640
So what happened to all
your colored bats?
278
00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:46,610
Oh, baseball 2.0 is dead.
279
00:09:46,699 --> 00:09:48,596
The owners decided to reboot
the old game
280
00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:50,498
as baseball classic.
281
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,735
So you just changed the uniforms?
282
00:09:52,784 --> 00:09:54,530
Just uniforms, that's right.
283
00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:57,106
And I'll tell ya, due to
the recent six month heat wave,
284
00:09:57,154 --> 00:09:59,158
the players are none too happy
about it, either.
285
00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,411
Yeah, it's gotta be tough to play
286
00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:01,893
in 1/4-inch thick cotton.
287
00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,507
Well, a hundred years ago,
288
00:10:03,556 --> 00:10:05,308
we actually had this
thing called winter.
289
00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:06,597
But you know what, enough about work.
290
00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:08,006
Don't wanna talk about that,
how are you?
291
00:10:08,054 --> 00:10:09,630
How's college? Tell me everything.
292
00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:11,160
It's good.
293
00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:14,471
Okay. That's it, it's good? Come on.
294
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,572
Oh, is that for me?
295
00:10:16,621 --> 00:10:17,810
Look at...
296
00:10:17,859 --> 00:10:19,397
- Ooh, an envelope.
- Happy opening day.
297
00:10:19,446 --> 00:10:21,237
Very mysterious.
298
00:10:21,378 --> 00:10:23,231
Might it contain a treasure map
299
00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:25,627
to the hidden location of my present?
300
00:10:25,971 --> 00:10:27,959
No, it's an Amazon gift card,
301
00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:29,505
which is... that's also very nice.
302
00:10:29,553 --> 00:10:31,017
Thank... thank you.
303
00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,287
We agreed to go small this year.
304
00:10:32,336 --> 00:10:33,503
We absolutely did.
305
00:10:33,639 --> 00:10:35,902
You're right. And there's yours.
306
00:10:36,286 --> 00:10:38,706
Wow, did you paint that?
307
00:10:38,794 --> 00:10:40,581
Took some classes for some years,
308
00:10:40,629 --> 00:10:42,364
it's really no big deal.
309
00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,723
- Really aged yourself down.
- Artistic license.
310
00:10:46,804 --> 00:10:48,723
What am I supposed to do
with a 10-foot painting
311
00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:50,192
in an 8-foot dorm?
312
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,429
[SIGHS] Limon was right.
313
00:10:51,478 --> 00:10:53,981
It was a mistake to use
"Guernica" as a reference.
314
00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:56,631
- I gotta go.
- What do you mean go,
315
00:10:56,679 --> 00:10:58,232
you're not gonna stay for the game?
316
00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,612
I'm meeting with some friends.
317
00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:02,404
At least let me do your hair,
God, it's gotten so long.
318
00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:03,505
It's got no shape to it.
319
00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:05,042
What I can see is way off trend,
320
00:11:05,091 --> 00:11:06,837
but lucky for you,
I brought my caboodle.
321
00:11:06,886 --> 00:11:08,009
Dad, I don't want you to do
322
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,075
- my hair anymore.
- I just want to take a couple
323
00:11:09,124 --> 00:11:10,037
of layers off the top,
324
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,283
- I swear.
- I appreciate
325
00:11:11,332 --> 00:11:12,933
the cosmetology night classes you took,
326
00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:15,552
and the sleepovers where you
gave makeovers to my friends...
327
00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:16,679
Did Gigi tell ya,
328
00:11:16,728 --> 00:11:18,600
I did her hair before
her wedding last month,
329
00:11:18,649 --> 00:11:20,473
and she said, and I'm quoting now,
330
00:11:20,522 --> 00:11:22,417
I was the first person
to ever bring out
331
00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:24,356
the woman she always
wanted to see in the mirror.
332
00:11:24,464 --> 00:11:26,128
Well, invite your friends here,
darling,
333
00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:27,645
I get half off concessions,
334
00:11:27,694 --> 00:11:29,534
- I think you...
- They don't like baseball, Dad.
335
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:30,961
Yeah, but you do.
336
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,058
- Right?
- Look, you love it,
337
00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:34,619
and I love you, but,
338
00:11:34,668 --> 00:11:37,272
honestly, it's long, and it's boring,
339
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,374
and it seems vestigial.
340
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,176
Like America's sixth toe.
341
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,845
I see.
342
00:11:42,893 --> 00:11:44,394
I gotta go.
343
00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:46,872
Sixth toe.
344
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,133
Another player passed out.
345
00:11:50,182 --> 00:11:52,967
They're asking for 20 minute
hydration breaks every inning.
346
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,288
Well, how long do they estimate
347
00:11:54,336 --> 00:11:55,595
that's gonna make the game?
348
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,226
It'll lean 5:20.
349
00:11:57,495 --> 00:11:59,561
[DYNAMIC MUSIC]
350
00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:00,596
Liz, who does your hair?
351
00:12:00,644 --> 00:12:01,830
A black woman.
352
00:12:01,878 --> 00:12:03,174
Okay.
353
00:12:07,149 --> 00:12:09,804
It's just there's really no
difference between America
354
00:12:09,852 --> 00:12:12,908
and the Philippines, except
the U.S. has better branding.
355
00:12:13,324 --> 00:12:16,779
It's like we're sold this idea
of the middle class
356
00:12:16,828 --> 00:12:19,113
being our standard of living,
but it's not.
357
00:12:19,162 --> 00:12:21,316
Flint still doesn't have clean water,
358
00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:23,985
Arizona doesn't even have water, and...
359
00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:25,895
I think we're supposed to
call it the Disputed Lands
360
00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:27,424
now that the whole thing
has spread to Texas.
361
00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:28,461
Yes!
362
00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:29,713
Yes, that's what I mean, there's.
363
00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:31,460
There's no first world,
there's no third world,
364
00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:33,722
there's just this one big broken world
365
00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:34,857
where inequality reigns
366
00:12:34,906 --> 00:12:37,871
and the deadly scramble for
resources has only just begun.
367
00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:40,881
[INHALING]
368
00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:43,862
[ANGSTY POP MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
369
00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:45,286
This shit is good.
370
00:12:45,335 --> 00:12:48,132
Right? I got it from my dad.
371
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,248
Thanks, Dad.
372
00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:51,544
Not everything is terrible.
373
00:12:51,593 --> 00:12:54,314
I mean, Limon introduced us, so,
374
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:56,665
human beings have taught a machine
375
00:12:56,723 --> 00:12:58,425
to bring love into this world.
376
00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:06,757
Let's go to your room.
377
00:13:07,114 --> 00:13:08,861
[GROANS] We can't!
378
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,211
My roommate's running
a Netflix marathon.
379
00:13:11,568 --> 00:13:12,663
What about your room?
380
00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:14,301
I mean, Suzy won't even
notice us, right?
381
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,888
I mean, she pretty much lives
in "Furtherworld."
382
00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:18,645
Yeah, her mind is in the game,
383
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:20,901
but her body is still in the room.
384
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,082
Also, I know you're not
supposed to be able to smell
385
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,594
when she poops in the Furtherchair,
386
00:13:24,643 --> 00:13:27,124
but she only empties
that thing, like, once a week.
387
00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:30,528
I guess we could, like,
go out and do something?
388
00:13:30,836 --> 00:13:32,323
Go to MOMA. [CHUCKLES]
389
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,795
Oh, hey, we could go see a game.
390
00:13:36,528 --> 00:13:37,865
Baseball game?
391
00:13:37,977 --> 00:13:40,681
[LAUGHS] Seriously?
392
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,917
They still have those?
393
00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:46,007
[PIN BEEPS]
394
00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:47,741
- Limon.
- Yes, Beth?
395
00:13:47,923 --> 00:13:50,593
- What day is it?
- Sunday, April 3rd.
396
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,583
Limon, do I have any messages
from my dad?
397
00:13:54,632 --> 00:13:56,920
You have 72 unheard messages.
398
00:13:57,063 --> 00:13:58,417
- Shit!
- What?
399
00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:02,120
Okay, there's a lot of panic
in that number, huh?
400
00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:03,580
And if I go he's gonna
be this nightmare,
401
00:14:03,629 --> 00:14:05,322
but if I don't go,
it's gonna be this big deal,
402
00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:06,624
but the truth is, I don't wanna go,
403
00:14:06,673 --> 00:14:08,289
and I only want it to be
a small deal, so...
404
00:14:08,338 --> 00:14:10,229
Wait, so your dad lives in New York?
405
00:14:10,372 --> 00:14:11,707
How come I've never met him?
406
00:14:11,756 --> 00:14:14,677
We really haven't been
getting along lately,
407
00:14:14,726 --> 00:14:19,683
but today's always really been
our thing, like, really.
408
00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:21,407
Okay, so why don't we go then?
409
00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:23,107
We'll pop in, say hi, it'll be fun.
410
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:26,018
No, no, it will be loud,
411
00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:29,129
and intense and memorable and
412
00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:31,360
a little scary,
but one thing it will not be
413
00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:32,817
is fun.
414
00:14:32,865 --> 00:14:34,477
My dad doesn't have fun anymore,
415
00:14:34,526 --> 00:14:37,030
he just tolerates and survives.
416
00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:41,263
Then we'll make it fun.
417
00:14:41,438 --> 00:14:42,725
[DISCORDANT STRUMMING]
418
00:14:42,835 --> 00:14:45,819
[ORGAN MUSIC]
419
00:14:45,946 --> 00:14:47,099
[SIGHS]
420
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,197
Does it look okay?
421
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,670
Yeah.
422
00:14:50,082 --> 00:14:52,708
Uncle Charles, why are you here?
423
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,102
Jim called me.
It sounded like a cry for help,
424
00:14:55,151 --> 00:14:57,940
Mainly because he was crying
and he actually said help.
425
00:14:57,989 --> 00:14:59,642
Shit, I can't believe
I missed the game.
426
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,278
No, no, you didn't.
427
00:15:01,394 --> 00:15:02,782
It started five hours ago.
428
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:05,063
Yeah, well, everyone left,
but it's still going on.
429
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,294
Baseball is still the worst.
430
00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:09,602
Look, I should go, seeing Jim like this,
431
00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:11,319
and it usually ends
with me doing something
432
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,708
I really don't wanna do.
433
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:15,193
Um, is this your boyfriend, by the way?
434
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,000
Brad.
435
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,760
[MIMICS SCI-FI NOISES]
436
00:15:21,518 --> 00:15:23,554
Holy shit.
437
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:25,976
Good luck.
438
00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:28,273
That's... that's your uncle?
439
00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:29,856
- Yeah, we're going,
- Okay.
440
00:15:33,492 --> 00:15:35,031
Shit...
441
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:37,114
He's gone full "Godfather II"
442
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:40,207
- We should go.
- I see you cut your hair.
443
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,220
Hey, Dad.
444
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:45,758
Happy opening day.
445
00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:47,834
Thought you weren't coming.
446
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:51,733
It's crazy, cause you wouldn't
hurt me like that.
447
00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:54,100
It's what I kept reminding myself
448
00:15:54,149 --> 00:15:57,183
as I sat here alone and in the dark.
449
00:15:58,518 --> 00:16:01,422
[FEET PITTER-PATTER]
450
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,870
Am I to assume that he is my present?
451
00:16:08,649 --> 00:16:11,337
You don't seem to have brought
anything else with you.
452
00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,117
I'm Brad.
453
00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:14,586
Beth's boyfriend.
454
00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:16,524
And just so you know, sir,
455
00:16:16,573 --> 00:16:20,292
this relationship,
it's Limon verified, so.
456
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,082
Well, I'm disappointed.
457
00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:25,563
I thought for sure he'd have
a guitar, maybe even a banjo.
458
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,691
Actually, sir, they call it
a mandolin...
459
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:30,759
Brad, don't walk right into the punch.
460
00:16:31,669 --> 00:16:34,713
Dad, you wanna be nice?
461
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:37,480
So, sir, this baseball thing.
462
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,160
Is that like cricket?
463
00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:42,484
You know, I gotta tell you,
sir, I love cricket.
464
00:16:42,596 --> 00:16:44,490
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
465
00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:47,052
[HUMMING LOUDLY]
466
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:49,063
- Oh, sir, are you okay?
- Mm...
467
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:51,704
I'm just biting down
on my tongue so hard,
468
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:54,190
I can taste my own blood, but...
469
00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:55,494
I'm fine.
470
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,461
Tastes like cherries.
471
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,364
Okay, you know what,
why don't you wait outside?
472
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:00,763
No, please, I'll go.
473
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,134
After all, the game is finally over.
474
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,267
[GRUNTS]
475
00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:10,227
Look out, look out!
476
00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:15,578
Dad. Dad.
477
00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:17,096
Why do you have to make everything
478
00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,857
- such a big deal?
- You two are in love, huh?
479
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,461
Why, cause Limon told you so?
480
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,921
I mean, it does know exactly
how long it takes
481
00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:25,586
to reheat a pizza,
why shouldn't it be qualified
482
00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:28,208
to warm up the messy stew known
as human emotions as well?
483
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,748
Look, I asked Limon to set me up
484
00:17:30,797 --> 00:17:33,361
with the perfect college boyfriend,
and you know what,
485
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:34,685
Brad is great.
486
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,581
And I look forward
to looking at pictures
487
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,470
of him and his family in ten years,
488
00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:40,374
wondering if I made the
right decision to leave him,
489
00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:42,384
but knowing in my heart that I did.
490
00:17:42,735 --> 00:17:45,453
Well, all right,
that's actually pretty smart.
491
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:47,849
But Beth, you come in here
with a haircut,
492
00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,698
it's not even flattering
to your facial structure...
493
00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:50,887
- Thanks.
- No, I... It's like
494
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,059
I don't even know who you are anymore.
495
00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:53,194
I mean, what else has changed?
496
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:54,563
I mean, next thing
you're gonna tell me,
497
00:17:54,611 --> 00:17:56,209
you're shaving your underarms now.
498
00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:58,532
Are you shaving your underarms?
You are, aren't you.
499
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:00,545
My God, I thought I raised you
500
00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:03,250
to reject all forms
of patrilocal grooming.
501
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,253
What man told you to shave
your underarms?
502
00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,029
Was it Brad? Was it?
503
00:18:07,078 --> 00:18:09,300
No, Dad, you're the only man
who's ever talked to me
504
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,544
about my underarms.
505
00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:11,817
So he's not even interested
506
00:18:11,866 --> 00:18:13,066
in the struggle that it represents.
507
00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:15,291
You know something,
if anything, that is worse.
508
00:18:16,299 --> 00:18:17,618
I'm not doing this.
509
00:18:17,788 --> 00:18:19,453
Enjoy baseball classic.
510
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,178
Well, baseball classic
is dead, darling.
511
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:24,149
Our new slogan is short,
and it's to the point.
512
00:18:24,348 --> 00:18:26,180
Baseball, now or never.
513
00:18:26,229 --> 00:18:28,628
My idea, first one
I've had in two years
514
00:18:28,677 --> 00:18:30,365
that the owners have actually liked.
515
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,166
People don't come back
to this game now,
516
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:33,687
it's gonna die.
517
00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:37,261
Even your slogans
are passive aggressive.
518
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,174
Why are you so cruel to me?
519
00:18:39,222 --> 00:18:40,334
Is there a reason?
520
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:43,357
You think it's cruel
that I want my own life?
521
00:18:43,615 --> 00:18:46,104
I think that's very clearly
what I'm saying, yes.
522
00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:48,334
Look, I've been seeing a therapist,
523
00:18:48,455 --> 00:18:50,016
- You have been? Wait a minute,
- and she told...
524
00:18:50,064 --> 00:18:50,955
darling, that's so good,
525
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,176
no, because you've experienced
526
00:18:52,225 --> 00:18:53,519
so much trauma in your life,
527
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:55,108
I mean, the loss of your mom, and,
528
00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:57,125
being raised by those
religious fanatics,
529
00:18:57,174 --> 00:18:58,661
and immigrating to this country.
530
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,280
Yeah, I talk some about that stuff.
531
00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:01,643
I'm so glad to hear that.
532
00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:03,065
I mainly talk about you.
533
00:19:03,113 --> 00:19:05,367
Judas! I gave you my heart.
534
00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:06,681
I know!
535
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:07,911
I know you love me.
536
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,382
That's what we talk about in therapy.
537
00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:11,485
Your love is...
538
00:19:11,747 --> 00:19:12,809
It's all encompassing,
539
00:19:12,858 --> 00:19:17,048
but it's all encompassing.
540
00:19:17,694 --> 00:19:20,141
I need to set
healthy boundaries with you.
541
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:22,979
I mean, you followed me, Dad.
542
00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,586
You followed me to New York,
543
00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:27,388
and you never even wanted
to be commissioner.
544
00:19:27,841 --> 00:19:28,970
That's not true.
545
00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:31,611
God, you make me sound like
I have absolutely no integrity.
546
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,728
You're the face of a drug
547
00:19:32,776 --> 00:19:34,519
that makes people shit themselves.
548
00:19:34,568 --> 00:19:36,454
Oh, only if they want to,
and you know what?
549
00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:38,299
Those voluntary adult diapers
550
00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:41,263
are putting you through
college, Floribeth Brockmire.
551
00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:43,399
- [SIGHS]
- Yeah, you're a good dad.
552
00:19:43,477 --> 00:19:46,500
You really are
in your own bat shit crazy way, but I...
553
00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:50,479
I need you to dial it down,
like, at least 60%
554
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:52,030
because this is not
555
00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:53,821
- working for me.
- Oh, well, is it working for me?
556
00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:55,017
Is that what it's doing?
557
00:19:55,065 --> 00:19:56,617
I know I hang on too tight, okay,
558
00:19:56,665 --> 00:19:59,168
but you totally vanished
on me, darn it.
559
00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:02,948
[SIGHS] And you're all I have.
560
00:20:04,889 --> 00:20:06,463
[SIGHS]
561
00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:11,476
Dad...
562
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,772
Maybe if you stop leaving
50 messages a week,
563
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:20,557
I can start making time
for visits, you know?
564
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:24,669
Once every two weeks, to start.
565
00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:26,960
Also my therapist said
566
00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:28,127
she really thinks we could
567
00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:30,009
use some sessions together.
568
00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:33,354
Okay, how about two,
three sessions a week?
569
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:37,226
I'm just kidding.
I'll come whenever I'm invited.
570
00:20:38,407 --> 00:20:39,972
You know I love you, right?
571
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,157
I love you too.
572
00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:45,454
Boy...
573
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:48,202
No idea what I'm gonna
do with all my free time, now.
574
00:20:48,784 --> 00:20:51,540
Where am I gonna focus all this
love and attention?
575
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,737
How 'bout baseball?
576
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,177
[SCOFFS]
577
00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:57,986
The owners will never let me
enact any real change.
578
00:20:58,117 --> 00:21:01,211
Since when do you need
permission for anything?
579
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:03,851
Just, follow your instincts
580
00:21:03,899 --> 00:21:05,765
and make a lot of noise when you do.
581
00:21:05,902 --> 00:21:07,790
You know what, you're absolutely right.
582
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,493
God damn it, I can do this.
583
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,262
I understand
the modern media landscape.
584
00:21:11,319 --> 00:21:12,903
I'm hip.
585
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,096
Is hip still a thing people say?
586
00:21:15,153 --> 00:21:17,088
I just realized, I haven't
heard that in a very long time.
587
00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:20,106
Oh, God, I sound like I'm a
thousand years old, don't I?
588
00:21:20,193 --> 00:21:23,196
Like when Aunt Jean asked you
if you smoke grass.
589
00:21:24,473 --> 00:21:25,693
Do you smoke grass?
590
00:21:25,821 --> 00:21:27,279
[DOOR CLICKING]
591
00:21:27,337 --> 00:21:28,887
Charles, thank God you're still here.
592
00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:31,265
I need you to help me save
baseball, sir.
593
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,163
[ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC]
594
00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:38,419
He'll help.
595
00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:39,848
- He'll help.
- Yeah.
596
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,132
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